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(the ateez gc, probably) mingi: so yeah i think i’ve been really struggling with a lot of stuff recently and i think i could really use some support to help me get through this- wooyoung: [JOIN TO PLAY “8BALL POOL” WITH ‘WOOYOUNG’]  mingi: -to help me get through this difficult period of my life. wooyoung: [CLICK LINK TO GET 30% OFF WITH A FRIEND] can someone click on this link 4 me 

#ateez incorrect texts #ateez incorrect quotes #kpop incorrect quotes #ateez wooyoung #ateez mingi #im just kidding tho we all know woo would drop everything to be there for his members #however this IS based on a real conversation #the conversation went something lke this #my mom has seriously messed up my view on relationships and love man i just don't know what to do anymore #LMFAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *insert twitter link*

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jongho, handcuffing him and hongjoong together: hey hyung hongjoong: what are you doing? what the fuck? let me go jongho: sorry. wooyoung paid me to keep you in one place for a while *somebody screams in the distance. probably mingi* hongjoong: what the fuck was that. jongho let me go.  jongho, swallowing the key: wooyoung paid me a lot of money. 

#kpop incorrect texts #kpop incorrect quotes #ateez incorrect texts #ateez incorrect quotes #Ateez hongjoong #ateez jongho #jongho doesn't go back on his word #if he says he'll do it he will do it frfr

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san: lol everyone thinks we're dating

yeosang, holding a 'happy anniversary' cake: we're not?

san: what?

yeosang, on the verge of tears: we're not?

#ateez incorrect quotes #ateez incorrect texts #kang yeosang #choi san #sansang #im back #i need a grad quote yall #please somrone give me a grad quote

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san: y’all ever wake up in the middle of the night and go to the kitchen to get a glass of water but there’s no water coming out of the sink even though you know there’s running water and then when you look into the tap you realize there’s hair stuck inside and maybe you’re starting to hear screaming come out of the pipes. wooyoung: no????? NO?????? NO????????? WHAT THE FUCK???????????

#kpop funny #kpop incorrect texts #kpop incorrect quotes #ateez san #ateez wooyoung #ateez incorrect quotes #ateez incorrect texts #i get cryptid vibes from san idk why

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yeosang, trying to get out of going somewhere with wooyoung: im sorry i dont think ill be able to make it wooyoung: what why yeosang: i yeosang: i have rabies

#ateez yeosang #ateez wooyoung #ateez incorrect quotes #ateez incorrect texts #kpop funny #kpop incorrect texts #kpop incorrect quotes #this came to me in a visoin

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wooyoung: hey cutie, you single?  yeosang: only for you <3 wooyoung: .  wooyoung: wait wooyoung: WAIT. 

#ateez wooyoung #jung wooyoung #kang yeosang #woosang #ateez incorrect quotes #ateez incorrect texts #kpop funny #kpop incorrect quotes #kpop incorrect texts #ateez yeosang #this is something that had to have happened at some point within their first meeting #like i just know #wooyoung told me telepathically its true

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hey happy 2022!!!!!! how are u? i hope you're having a good day!!!!

i'm having a wonderful day :) thank you!!! (♡˙︶˙♡) i hope you have a lovely week

#ayo first ask ;)

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uber eats driver: s-s-s-sir please let me go hongjoong: where’s my fucking order, steven

#ateez #Ateez hongjoong #kim hongjoong #ateez incorrect quotes #ateez incorrect texts #kpop funny #kpop incorrect texts #kpop incorrect quotes #based off hongjoongs recent universe messages #its so fuckin funny tho

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seonghwa: hey wooyoung, mind giving me a little help with the laundry?  wooyoung: i can’t hyung. venus is in retrograde right now.  seonghwa:  seonghwa: what? 

#ateez incorrect quotes #kpop incorrect texts #kpop incorrect quotes #kpop funny #ateez incorrect texts #park seonghwa #jung wooyoung #todays shoutout goes to user immortalchicken! who liked every single one of my posts and then proceeded to not follow me! #im not mad #just curious why

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san: bro. yeosang: i am your boyfriend, please do not call me bro san: my brofriend yeosang: NO-

#ateez incorrect quotes #ateez #ateez incorrect texts #kang yeosang #ateez yeosang #choi san #this is entirely self indulgent #ya im sansang trash what about it #i wrote this at 2am #now that im editing this post

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jongho: hey hyung hongjoong: yes?  jongho: how long can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? hongjoong: ... hongjoong: wheres wooyoung

#ateez incorrect quotes #ateez incorrect texts #kim hongjoong #choi jongho #this time its jongho doing the sus shit #r u surprised #also why do i have over 100 followers #thank you #but like how does over 100 people find me funny

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hongjoong: hey whatcha got there?  yeosang, clearly dragging san in a sleeping bag:  you know what? i’m gonna let you figure that one out for yourself. 

#ateez incorrect quotes #ateez incorrect texts #kpop incorrect texts #kpop incorrect quotes #kang yeosang #kim hongjoong #btw hongjoong guessed he was going to a sleepover #also btw shoutout to this person called 'digitalstalker' who liked every one of my posts and then proceeded to follow me #thank you you scare me

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wooyoung, yawning: seonghwa what are you doing? seonghwa: putting up christmas decorations!  wooyoung: its.... its november seonghwa: it’s almost christmas!  san, covered in christmas stockings: please help me he’s been up since 6 a.m 

#kpop incorrect texts #kpop incorrect quotes #ateez incorrect quotes #ateez incorrect texts #ateez san #somebody save san #seonghwa is the type of person to start decorating for christmas in october fight me

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seonghwa: what do you guys want to do for halloween? yunho: buy a fake chainsaw and cover it in blood and then run around the neighbourhood chasing lil kids wooyoung: ding dong ditching neighbours and leaving a fake hand on the doorknob yeosang: hiding the body in my basement.  mingi: i want to carve a pumpkin!  seonghwa, ushering mingi out of the room: gotta get you away from these freaks

#hello another halloween post bc im feelin sexy #kpop incorrect quotes #ateez incorrect texts #ateez incorrect quotes #park seonghwa #jeong yunho #jung wooyoung #kang yeosang #song mingi #wow thats the most members ive mentioned in one post i think #also i hit 100 followers a while ago and just wanna say i love yall <3 #halloween fun

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hongjoong: hey yeosang, do you have any plans for halloween?  yeosang: no i don’t but if anybody asks i was with you all day pumpkin carving. by the way, try your best to steer clear of the kitchen tomorrow night. hongjoong: w hongjoong: what.

#ateez #kpop incorrect texts #kpop incorrect quotes #ateez incorrect quotes #ateez incorrect texts #kim hongjoong #kang yeosang #its that time of the year again #HALLOWEEN #and with halloween #comes yeosang's potential serial killer agenda

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seonghwa: alright i’m heading out to the store, what do you guys want?  yeosang: a will to live  jongho: mental stability hongjoong: vodka  seonghwa: so the usuals again

#kpop incorrect quotes #kpop incorrect texts #ateez incorrect quotes #ateez incorrect texts #park seonghwa #kim hongjoong #kang yeosang #choi jongho #ateez #why are so many people following me #where did yall come from

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wooyoung: look at this photo i took of yeosang yesterday hongjoong: what the fuck is that wooyoung: that’s yeosangs FACE you insensitive bitch hongjoong: no i mean what the fuck is the thing hanging behind him in the background wooyoung: huh youre right that looks scary as fuck. should we be concerned for his safety? 

#kpop incorrect quotes #ateez incorrect quotes #ateez wooyoung #kim hongjoong #ateez hongjoong #jung wooyoung #ateez incorrect texts #kpop funny #kpop incorrect texts