#im not gonna keep reading cause u wanna get there properly... but my whole heart 😭🕊

[simpjaes]

i just finished player rank: platinum. like literally two seconds ago and omg…god your mind 😫😫😫

first of all, i know it sounds contradictory cause it took me forever to finish reading, but god it was so entertaining from the first word. your writing is so good i felt like i could visualize everything (especially the smut)!!!!

speaking of the smut, that was so nasty…ik he’s an asshole loser but i’d also like my turn with heeseung. like slut me out like that in front of your friends too please!!!! it’s 11:30 am as im typing this, and i should really NOT be feeling this way so early in my saturday 😭😭😭

ngl if i were yn id fuck the whole friend group no hesitation, especially jay. but that’s the jay whore in me speaking oopsies.

plotwise, the whole story went 0-100 from the pillow scene in onwards imo. i was SEATED. felt like a whole will they won’t they type of situation even tho we knew they would. fuck heeseung fr tho (both literally and not) 🙄🙄

also the way you made me wanna punch and fuck heeseung at the same time…god i know i already praised you for how you write characters but goddamn u did it again!!! he’s such an ass omg but the way he fucks…🤭

and yn with her whole wanting to be better than her sister. why did that actually kinda hurt my heart even though i do not have a sister LMAO.

also i loved your little jokes…like the joke about sunghoon finding the perfect video on page 86 of his search. i actually laughed, perfect placement of the joke tbh.

last…yn’s sister using a condom AND plan B?!?! she mad paranoid and also her period cycle probably mad fucked up. also plan B is at least like $35 (off brand) and like $50 if u get the usual brand. no wonder she working so much, has to pay for all that fucking plan B. 😳

anyways gonna go scroll though all the asks related to this fic 🫶🏽🫶🏽 and then maybe…get started on frenzy (i’ve never read a fic like frenzy so im scared 😳)

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alright lemme dip into this and answer you properly <3

it's not contradictory!!! it takes people different amounts of time to read so that doesn't bother me at all! i promise im not forcing you to read everything RIGHT NOW!!! though, of course, i love your feedback and would love if you did make it through my fics :D

as for heeseung, i def wrote him to be an asshole but like...one that you could fuck anyway. some of us just wanna have fun with a red flag, and it's fictional so i see no issue with it :D as for fucking the friend group, since the fic was a gift for my favorite oomfie i didn't want to self indulge too much. it was heeseung centered both in mind and spirit, however i will definitely delve into fucking all of hyung line in a fic someday c:

yeeeeeeeeah the pillow scene was the instance in my head where heeseung was 100% certain he had her in the palm of his hand, so parading around like a sex magnet would come naturally for him rather than needing to put effort in. it was fucking play time for him, so yes, 0-100 is a perfect way to describe that point in the fic. he really switched it up from being blatantly interested to what the fuck does he want with me?????

i also do tend to add some jokes and comedic relief in my fics solely because it's who i am as a person. a lot of my humor is very dry and read as a narrator voice but i feel like it comes across well :D at least in MY head it does.

as for the birth control AND plan B. we all know it's unhealthy and not viable at all. it's actually quite cringe that she'd be so paranoid and do such a thing. it's also very much not realistic, so i don't quite enjoy when people come at it like "i just know her body is blahblahblah"

like.....yeah, but the point of that was to show how like.....there's a question there regarding how she feels about her relationship. reader's sister very clearly works hard and barely has time for a relationship, hence why she does just about everything to keep heeseung, but like......hee wants a kid and a family........and she adds EXTRA protection simply bc she probably suspects heeseung to poke holes or some shit.

it's not meant to be seen as "she's so uptight!!!" it's more like "now why would she feel the need to do that?!"

its bc heeseung is a manipulator through and through :D so im a lil sad that the instance flew over people's heads, but, it is what it is and it's just a small moment in the fic so i aint that annoyed.

#ask #💗 anon

[yusukenui]

the bathtub scene... wei wuxian honey...

#the way that i am NOWHERE near this chapter and i read it oops #im on yiling wwx arc rn 🤭🤭 tenderness chapter one babeyy #but i was curious 😔👍🕊 #at first i thought it was a hateful kinda papapa scene but like i didnt know lwj was drunk.. #he has to be disappointed for sure... but to what extent.. #im not gonna keep reading cause u wanna get there properly... but my whole heart 😭🕊 #oh wwx honey.. we really in it now #but bruh not wwx sleeping til 7pm lmfao 💀💀 no wonder he wasnt tired... dumbass #and then jin ling at the barrier and the lxc too... whats the context #anyways tenderness... 🥺😭 #the donghua tackled this so differently #i cant believe that in the novel wwx thinks abt his yllz days while hes knocked out post jin ling stabbing him #the manhua and the donghua pick it up in the same arc now that i think about it... but from way earlier..? #anyways im lost 💀 #no waits it he gets stabbed and he dreams abt the cave and then everytging that goes down after... #but manhua tackles that as its own arc at the beginning #i dont even remember what the donghua did oops.. #ill finish novel and THEN go back to donghua.... #but thats a lie im also reading thousand autumns 😃🤞💀 #the nerd talks #mdzs #it is 3 am however 😃🤞 so maybe not now afterall dgdkshksjs

[1-800-i-ship-it]

khun modern bf headcanons?

Hmm oof i am probably not the best person to be asking this cause I dont write fics or anything but I’ll do my best

So i realized that i just wrote plot stuff but im posting anyway cause i spent way too long on this ahaha 

apologies in advance for typos that I'm too lazy to go through and correct

Enjoy the headcanons that i wrote later + plots that i originally wrote and went on a long tangent on oops

Headcanons:

Khun would be that subtle overprotective boyfriend 

He’d just kinda silently watch from afar but he’d totally kill anybody who hurt bam in any way, shape, or form

But he’d like be SUPER sweet with bam like

Pet names yall PET NAMES like khun and bam would prob both mutually melt when they call each other pet names

Khun would always help bam with hw and whatnot, let’s pretend bam’s a physics genius cause thats just how i imagine him in modern life, always has trouble with law class (he’s  taking it just for khun so he can understand what khun’s talking about) so khun helps him

Khun would be a super smooth talker, can woo a n y b o d y, exceptional at speeches, captain of speech and debate team

Khun would never admit he’s jealous but like the whole gang would know (except for bam who’s clueless as usual) 

Like bam is friendly with everybody so khun’d just be like ugh screw yall 

But then bam always confides in him and spends a crapload amt of time with him so he knows he’s just doubting himself and he’s mad at himself about it cause he knows bam is loyal to a fault and would never betray him

When bam gets older bam uses this against him hehe

Khun would also be that bf that everyones jealous of 

Everyone would want to be with khun but he only has eyes for bam

Ignores everybody else who hits on him

Side note i still stan top!bam and bottom!khun 

Khun would also be super thoughtful and goes out of his way to help make bam’s life easier whether its doing chores or smth etc, and each time bam smiles at him and expresses his gratitude khun’s heart would melt for the 1000th time

But like secretly khun really likes confident and sexy bam

They’d probably roleplay ngl (let ur imagination wonder~)

Khun would enjoy just spending time with bam :’) just cuddling and doing mundane things, they’d be super adorable together, hugs and kisses and ah just too cute-

Khun secretly likes bdsm and bam knows this 😏they switch roles from time to time, i cant decide who’s sub/dom

Khun would plan a super elaborate proposal to bam but then somehow bam would catch him off guard and then khun would just blurt it out when they’re together <3

Khun’d always be up early to cook for bam, they both morning ppl tho khun’s always sleep deprived bc hes also a night owl 

Khun is shy with pda in public but eventually he and bam decide they dont care anymore and just hold hands and act all lovey dovey to the point where shibisu cant decide if he’s a proud dad or if he wants to throw up, rak is always proud of his turtles, endorsi and hatz literally want to throw up all the time and would die before admitting that they secretly approve of khunbam

Khun is all around a model bf that i am sure half the fandom would be willing to date but im sorry guys khun’s taken cause he’s only got eyes for bam~

Plot things/idk what they’re called:

CEO!khun and intern!bam

Assassin!khun and assassin!bam who eventually get together and destroy the corrupt system

Gdi i thought of so many while having dinner but i forgot

Hmmmm

Imagine bam as jue viole grace like forced to work in a gang or smth and then khun as the gang boss 

I totally dont have a thing for badass assassin themed things pls dont judge me

Teacher!khun and student!bam (ofc it’d be near graduation if u get my drift...😏)

Idk why i thought of this but imagine idol khun o.o wait YO idol khun + assistant bam

Tutor!khun and student!bam 

I feel like im literally just saying the same ideas

Theres a reason why im not a fic writer :’)

High school sweethearts -> angst bc parents dont approve, sad forced breakup, no contact -> get back together when older after a time-lapse when they’re more mature, heated reunion 

Best friends bam and khun since preschool, since they were in the womb, PINING, both of them scared to admit it cause they dont want to ruin their friendship, meanwhile the entire gang is betting on them getting together (aka mainly rak and shibisu betting, hatz, endorsi, anaak, (insert s2 and s3 gang dont wanna spoil) everybody etc)

Uni students with khun as a law major and bam as a cs major (both geniuses, nerd bam), roommates *insert smirk* lots of pining, blushes from them casually changing in front of each other...the rest is up to ur imagination

Khun and bam as rival sports teams coaches 

Age gap!khunbam (not a lot, somewhere between 5-8 yrs), with bam as the younger one who kept saying that he loves khun but khun just laughs it off bc bams a kid but then khun sees bam after he comes back from college and bam gets a massive glowup from clueless cinnamon roll to clueless cinnamon roll hottie who only has the hots for khun (still) and then khuns all like “fuck” *dies inside*

Single dad khun, bam as a daycare employee who keeps getting flustered by khun, khun takes interest in bam bc he doesn’t ask nosy questions like other ppl, and bam has these mesmerizing golden eyes

Tailor/dry cleaner owner!bam and office worker!khun who constantly needs his clothes to be altered so they fit exactly how he wants them to (this eventually results in awkward moments and blushing), and also dry cleans like his countless number of suits and dress shirts and whatnot

Author!khun and publishing assistant!bam (is it even called publishing assistant honestly i have no idea but u get what i mean right), khun never signs books but bam convinces him to 

Poet!khun and uni student!bam as a literature major who’s a big fan and wanted to meet khun at one of his signings but is too shy even though shibisu drags him there, accidentally bumps into khun in the bathroom, is all flustered, ends up talking to khun for super long, khun loves bam’s enthusiasm for the subject, offers to give feedback on bam’s poems, bam is literally about to combust, they have lots of meetings and khun flirts with bam who’s clueless but blushes a lot anyway, they kiss *ahem* the rest is history

Spy!khun and bam, khun realizing he doesn’t want to hurt bam, sends fake info back to his country (ruled by eduan and jahad), eduan finds out (sent khun out in the first place bc khun was a threat to him cause the ppl liked khun better), sends out an assassin to get khun, who knows this and escapes with bam somewhere, some complicated plot taht idk how to figure out but you get the drift, eventually khun rules the country with bam

Real estate agent khun and contractor bam, eventually start their own business together

Khun as student pres, also known as the ice king bc he’s turned down dating everyone who asked, bam as the transfer student who catches his attention  (bam with more of a jue viole grace complex), the silent physics genius who is also on par with khun when debating in speech and debate club 

Khun and bam as besties, always do their hw together and hang out after class (cause bam always needs help haha), something leads to them fake dating, eventually real dating 😏

Khun and bam as besties, always do their hw together and hang out after class (cause bam always needs help haha), someone (rachel, DO NOT KILL ME I HAVE A REASON) asks bam out and he doesn't know how to say no (the rest of the gang egging him to date cause they know khuns gonna be jelly) khun goes and sulks, eventually bam gets hurt and manipulated by her, khun is pissed off, rachel is reported for abuse, khun and the gang fight for bam, khun is there for bam all the time, after a while bam asks khun out of the blue if khun likes him (shibisu let it slip that khun is gay bc god knows bam is oblivious af), khun is shocked but says yes bc he cant hide it anymore, bam says he always loved khun but thought khun was straight (bc of some dumb rumor someone said) which was why he ignored his feelings and agreed to date rachel bc he just wanted to distract himself, lots of cuddling thereafter, they get together, rak wins the bet for when khunbam will get together, khunbam gets married

oh man that became way longer than i expected...anon i hope u enjoyed that? half of it prob made 0 sense ngl and idek if i answered the q properly?

kudos to you if you actually read like all my rambling :’)

#bluris answers asks #1800ishipit answers asks #khun headcanons #khun the modern bf #i always write way too much oops #idk what im doing #if you really read till here bless ur heart #headcanons #plot things

[akitarusx]

Name: Morgan Gender: female Star sign: libra Height: 182cm (6ft) Put your music on shuffle, what are the first six songs to pop up?: 1. HUMBLE. - Kendrick Lamar 2. Lithium - Evanescence 3. Back 2 U (AM 1:27) - NCT 127 4. Lukewarm - PENTAGON 5. Trade Mistakes - Panic! At The Disco 6. Attention (cover) - Jinho Grab the nearest book, turn to page 23 and write line 17: i don’t have a book in my room because all my stuff is currently in storage so i’ll just say stan talent stan pentagon smh Last time you played air guitar?: uhhhh…..i dont keep up w/ that ldfjsajfjasfjas im sorry idk

Celebrity crush?: excluding yanan?? uh hh hh ….. i’ve currently been having heart eyes over Changkyun in Monsta X a lot lately. What’s a sound that you hate/love?: i hate really loud slurping or smacking while eating. i mean i hate it in general but sometimes you have to so if you’re quiet with it it’s not as rage-inducing but i live around people who do it loudly and all the time and it makes me wanna die. i love the sound of rain, the ocean + wind, and wind through pine trees. Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: yep and i honesetly don’t know if i do or not i mean i dont actively think about it a whole lot Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?:

I do drive! I have never crashed. Thank God. I’ve had plenty of close calls, though.

What was the last book you read?: i haven’t read a book in awhile but if we’re being technical i last read a textbook for an english class i had Do you like the smell of gasoline?: yes sometimes Last movie you saw?: uhhh …. cheesy christmas movie idk the name but mom was watching it Worst injury you’ve ever had?: When I was like 13 I tripped up some stairs with my clumsy ass and somehow it like really fucked up my right foot. Like it tore part of my big toenail off and there was blood everywhere because of how hard I had hit it into the brick stairs. I wound up with like mini fractures in the big toe and the toes beside it and couldn’t walk properly for over a month. I think the toes beside it had some fractures but like it was nothing that would end the world lol. Just enough to cause me a shitton of pain. Any obsessions right now?: hmm right now i’m really fixated on BTS jamming to Demi’s performance at the AMAs she was one of my first faves and bts was my first kpop group and so it just. makes me really happy lol Do you tend to hold grudges against people who’ve wronged you?: if it’s like a severe wrong such as…forgetting a birthday and you’re family then yeah i get pretty bitter. if it’s like minor things like oh plans cancelled etc my feelings might be hurt but i dont hold grudges cause shit happens In a relationship?: nope! _______________ SECOND VERSION Appearance: uhhh i’m sorry i’m not v comfortable answering this :\\ i’ll keep it basic and say brown eyes brunette hair that’s a little past my shoulders and 6ft tall

Personality fairly antisocial but like. with my 2 best friends you wouldn’t believe that lol. and online i can be fairly social but i get extremely awkward and conscious of everything i say / share privately. like it’s rough posting selfies to my twitter even though i have plenty of friends i’ve had for years there fjdfjdjd. when i’m with my friends i’m the complete opposite of how i am with others. i try to stay quiet and keep my mouth closed around others, but when with the girls i’m embarrassingly loud n able to laugh n stuff. so just basically antisocial, desperately nice, and usually desperately wanna be more social but lose my social meter quickly. i’ve learned to force myself over the years but i usually go home wanting to kms fdsdfjdsjsfj idk i like memes and i think im funny idk how to answer this phew Abilities: shitposting

Experiences: i’m not quite sure what this means lmao My life: currently trying to get into college sigh

Relationships: no romantic relationship

two irl best friends chey and daisia

long distance best friends dani and drav

good relationship w/ mom ??? Random stuff: -was a culinary student had to leave the college because of finacial issues

-i have a dog and a cat

-dog’s name is ace, cat’s name is siobhan _______________ THIRD VERSION Relationship status: single and probably gonna be forever single cause ya girl can’t learn to stop stressing for one f**king second and always thinks everyone hates her

Fave colour: uhhh currently i’m obssessed w the light purple i keep using everywhere but typically it’s green lol Lipstick or ChapStick: yanno i used to be a big lipstick person but chapstick/lipgloss is fine for me now Last song: games - demi lovato Last movie: don’t remember the name it was some christmas movie Top 3 shows:

Supernatural (it’s got its issues and it’s pissed me off so many damn times but it’s got a special place in my heart because it brought me closer w/ a really good friend of mine), Arrow, and Stranger Things Top 3 ships: i dnt rlly focus on this lol

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