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Ivan: I gotta go.

Till: Aren't you forgetting something?

Ivan: Uhhhh [kisses his forehead and leaves]

Till: No! Pay your bill! Damn who raised you?

#incorrect alnst #alien stage #alnst ivan #alnst till #source: brooklyn nine nine

[stormboundstars]

*starts beatboxing*

#this is wildly incorrect sorry #alien stage #alnst #alien stage round 6 #alnst till #till alien stage #happy 1 month of round 6 . the brainrot is still very present and active #vivinos

[kawaiigardensong]

Ivan in different moods (ft. Till)

Normal Ivan: Hi Till.

Till: Oh, hey.

Happy Ivan: Hey Till!

Till: Sup.

Desperate Ivan: Dearest~

Till: The fuck you on?

Pissed Ivan: ... tch.

Till: What I do to you?

Sad Ivan: Oh... hey Till.

Till: Um, hey? You good?

Jealous Ivan: ...

Till: Why the fuck are you hugging me?

#incorrect quotes #i swear im normal #alnst ivan #ivantill #alnst till #i'm not blasting cure into my ears i promise #alnst #alien stage ivan #alien stage #alien stage till

[sssusuki]

Luka: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Hyuna, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Luka: fsh

Hyuna:

Hyuna, chasing after him: Get back here motherfu–

#hyuna is on ber last nerve with Luka at all times❤️ #true love has never been so sweet..... and violent #alien stage #Vivinos #ALNST incorrect quotes #alien stage incorrect quotes

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Till: That's not funny.

Ivan: I thought it was funny.

Till: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

#incorrect alnst #alien stage #alnst till #alnst ivan #source: the fake redhead writing prompts

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Till: Ivan, we tried things your way.

Ivan: No we didn't.

Till: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

#round 6 who #incorrect alnst #alien stage #alnst till #alnst ivan #source: bobs burgers

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[Everyone standing around the broken coffee maker]

Luka: So. Who broke it?

Luka: I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Mizi: ...I did. I broke it.

Luka: No. No you didn't. Ivan?

Ivan: Don't look at me. Look at Sua.

Sua: What?! I didn't break it.

Ivan: Huh, that's weird. How did you know it was broken?

Sua: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Ivan: Suspicious.

Sua: No it's not!

Dewey: If it matters, probably not, but Hyuna was the last one to use it.

Hyuna: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Dewey: Oh really? Then what were you doing near the coffee cart earlier?

Hyuna: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Dewey!

Mizi: Okay let's not fight. I broke the coffee it. Let me pay for it Luka.

Luka: No! Who broke it?!

Isaac: Luka... Till's been awfully quiet.

Till: Really?!

[Everyone starts arguing]

Luka: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Luka: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Luka: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

#incorrect alnst #alien stage #alnst luka #alnst mizi #alnst ivan #alnst sua #alnst isaac #alnst hyuna #alnst dewey #alnst till #source: parks and rec

[incorrect-alnst]

Ivan: So what do you have planned for the future?

Till: Lunch.

Ivan: No, like long term.

Till: Oh...um, dinner?

#incorrect alnst #alien stage #alnst ivan #alnst till

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Ivan: There's nothing that can dent our impenetrable bond.

Sua: I have a secret girlfriend.

Ivan: You're dead to me.

#that one comic #incorrect alnst #alien stage #alnst ivan #alnst sua #source: psych #mod fav

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Hyuna: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Hyuna, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

#incorrect alnst #alien stage #alnst hyuna #source: twitter

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Hyuna: [locks Luka in the car]

Hyuna: Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Luka: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

#incorrect alnst #alien stage #alnst hyuna #alnst luka #source: lucifer

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Hyun Woo: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Hyuna: All I drank was Redbull!

Hyun Woo: How many?

Hyuna: Eighteen.

#incorrect alnst #alien stage #alnst hyun woo #alnst hyuna #source: ncis

[incorrect-alnst]

Hyuna, answering phone: Hello?

Dewey: It's Dewey.

Hyuna: What did he do this time?

Dewey: No, it's me, Dewey. It's actually me.

Hyuna: What did you do this time?

#incorrect alnst #alien stage #alnst hyuna #alnst dewey #source: scott pilgrim

[incorrect-alnst]

Luka: Why do I have to be the bad guy?

Hyuna: I don't know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

#incorrect alnst #alien stage #alnst luka #alnst hyuna #source: modern family

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Mizi: Are you trying to seduce me?

Luka: Why, are you seducible?

Mizi:

#round 5 #incorrect alnst #alien stage #alnst mizi #alnst luka #source: a walk to remember

[incorrect-alnst]

Mizi: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Luka: And you came to me?

#incorrect alnst #alien stage #alnst mizi #alnst luka #source: modern family