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incorrect-alnst · 18 hours
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Mizi: I don’t like you.
Luka: I’ll get over it.
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incorrect-alnst · 2 days
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Ivan: I made tea.
Sua: I don't want tea.
Ivan: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
Sua: Then why are you telling me?
Ivan: It's a conversation starter.
Sua: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Ivan: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
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incorrect-alnst · 3 days
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Luka: We're screwed.
Hyuna: Hey, no, I don’t want to hear that defeatist attitude. I want to hear you upbeat.
Luka, with a mocking smile: We’re screwed!
Hyuna: There you go.
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incorrect-alnst · 4 days
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Sua: We're adults.
Mizi: ...When did that happen and how do we make it stop?
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incorrect-alnst · 5 days
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Ivan: I gotta go.
Till: Aren't you forgetting something?
Ivan: Uhhhh [kisses his forehead and leaves]
Till: No! Pay your bill! Damn who raised you?
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incorrect-alnst · 6 days
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Luka: Why do I have to be the bad guy?
Hyuna: I don't know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.
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incorrect-alnst · 7 days
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Hyuna: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.
Hyun Woo: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
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incorrect-alnst · 8 days
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Mizi: Are you trying to seduce me?
Luka: Why, are you seducible?
Mizi:
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incorrect-alnst · 9 days
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Ivan: So what do you have planned for the future?
Till: Lunch.
Ivan: No, like long term.
Till: Oh...um, dinner?
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incorrect-alnst · 10 days
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Us, about Round 6: Ivan, we tried things your way
Ivan: No we didn't
Us: We did it in our head and it didn't work
Till: Ivan, we tried things your way.
Ivan: No we didn't.
Till: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
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incorrect-alnst · 10 days
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Mizi: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."
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incorrect-alnst · 11 days
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Hyuna: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Hyuna, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
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incorrect-alnst · 12 days
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Hyuna: [locks Luka in the car]
Hyuna: Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Luka: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
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incorrect-alnst · 13 days
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Ivan: There's nothing that can dent our impenetrable bond.
Sua: I have a secret girlfriend.
Ivan: You're dead to me.
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incorrect-alnst · 14 days
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Mizi: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Hyuna: Oh, we've had worse.
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incorrect-alnst · 15 days
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Hyuna, answering phone: Hello?
Dewey: It's Dewey.
Hyuna: What did he do this time?
Dewey: No, it's me, Dewey. It's actually me.
Hyuna: What did you do this time?
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incorrect-alnst · 16 days
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Hyuna: Between Sua, Till, Ivan, and Luka — if you had to — who would you punch?
Mizi: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
Hyuna: Luka?
Mizi: Yeah, but I don't know why.
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