#incorrect damian al ghoul

[frostbittenbucky]

Imagine if Talia and Bruce had a healthy co-parenting style

Talia: “I’m here to have my time with Damian”

Bruce: “see about that, I don’t know where he is right now”

Talia: “what do you mean?”

Bruce: “I can’t find him”

Talia: “you’re suppose to be the worlds greatest detective and you can’t find our 14-year-old son?!”

Bruce: “you taught him how to fall off the grid!”

Talia: “yes! And you can’t find him! You didn’t call or anything, don’t you think that’s something I’d like to know!”

Bruce: “in my defense you’re hard to get ahold of!”

Talia: “I can’t believe my father and I were ever impressed with you”

Bruce: “sorry, I’m not in my 20s anymore with way too much free time”

Talia: “seriously? You’re trying to argue with me?”

And Damian was found by the end of the week

The end

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