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[multifandomgirl2008]

Eve: Who's in charge here? Seth, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

#seth sorenson #eve #fablehaven #fablehaven incorrect quotes #incorrect fablehaven quotes #dragonwatch #dragonwatch incorrect quotes #incorrect dragonwatch quotes #incorrect quotes

[carolinelikesdinner]

Ronodin: Do you wanna know how I actually got the scar on my eyebrow?

Seth: Yes.

Ronodin: I was hula-hooping. The sphinx and I attend a class for fitness and fun.

Seth: [Whispers] Oh my god...

Ronodin: I've mastered all the moves - The pizza toss, The tornado, The scorpion, The Oopsie Doodle.

Seth: Why are you telling me all this?

Ronodin: [Smirks] Because no one will ever believe you.

Seth: You sick, sick son of a bitch.

#ogs will know this is a repost #- #fablehaven #dragonwatch #incorrect fablehaven quotes #seth sorenson #ronodin

[lunar-lurker]

Kendra: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. Don’t worry, I can wait.

Seth: You and me!

Kendra: [tearing up] Okay. 

#fablehaven #dragonwatch #fablehaven incorrect quotes #trying to clear out old drafts...

[thinklikeseth]

Seth, at the Fablehaven preserve after going into the woods: Don’t worry, I have a permit.

Kendra: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.

#fablehaven #fhdw #kendra sorenson #seth sorenson #brandon mull #incorrect quotes #dragonwatch

[shiara-of-fablehaven]

Tess: I'm psychic. Her classmate, Danielle: Oh, yeah? Prove it. Tess: Draw a card, and put it back in the deck without showing me. You can shuffle. An unnaturally friendly dragonfly: [whispers] Seven of diamonds.

#give it a year and some annoying classmates and i bet she'd do it #fablehaven #dragonwatch #incorrect quotes

[raxtusfordragonking]

Ruth: I turned into chicken and you put me in a cage! Stan: I guess I was pretty Ruth-less at the time.

#fablehaven #dragonwatch #stan sorenson #ruth sorenson #incorrect fablehaven quotes

[irishk0rn]

Seth: I was trained by the most cunning and most terrifying villain of this world!

Kendra: *points to the window* Your teacher is outside spraying ducks with a hose.

Ronodin, outside: HAHA NOW YOU’RE WET!

#Ronodin #Ronodin The Dark unicorn #The dark unicorn #Kendra Sorenson #Seth Sorenson #Incorrect quotes #Fablehaven #Dragonwatch #This is from family guy

[sinfullycitrus]

Seth: You're both too valuable to risk! It should be someone expendable, like Knox.

Knox: WHAT??

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[ohvolewheredidyougo]

incorrect quotes from my fandoms

Just a collection of stupid incorrect quotes from Beyonders, Fablehaven/Dragonwatch, and KotLC

Rachel: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much? Jason: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is! Rachel: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!! Jason: You take that back!!! Rachel: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.

Ronodin: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

*While planning to break in somewhere* Ronodin: Hey, let's do "Get Help!" Bracken: What? Ronodin: "Get Help." Bracken: No. Ronodin: C'mon, you love it! Bracken: I hate it. Ronodin: It's great! It works every time! Bracken: It's humiliating. Ronodin: Do you have a better plan? Bracken: No. Ronodin: We're doing it! Bracken: We are not doing "Get Help!" *A Minute Later* Ronodin, carrying Bracken: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! *throws Bracken at guards, knocking them out* Ronodin: Ahh, classic! Bracken: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating. Ronodin, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

Sophie: I love you. Keefe: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that. *Sophie and Keefe kiss passionately* Tam, to Dex: You owe me 20 dollars.

#keeper of the lost cites #kotlc shitpost #beyonders #fablehaven #dragonwatch #incorrect quotes #this is definitely something ronodin would do #that last one is the sokeefe kiss in a nutshell #I've never used tumblr before and I'm pretty sure I suck at this #i should go to bed

[cococrim]

Kendra: Warren and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us  Vanessa: *Sighing* What did Warren do?  Kendra: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...  Warren: Who wants a steering wheel?

#fhdw #fablehaven #brandon mull #dragonwatch #kendra sorenson #warren burgess #vanessa santoro #incorrect quotes

[ratasum]

Dragonwatch Krewe Incorrect Quotes

*With minor edits for clarity/accuracy. Zanthe: How late were you up last night? Qirri & Gorrik, in tandem: Me? Zanthe: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time. Zanthe, to Taimi: You. Gorrik: What’s up with Zanthe? He's been laying on the floor for like….an hour now? Taimi: He's just a little overwhelmed. Gorrik: Why? Taimi: Qirri smiled at him. Taimi: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions. Zanthe: Ridiculous. Give me some examples. Gorrik: Wasps? Qirri: Terriers? Taimi: Qirri. Gorrik: Today at 7 am, Qirri poured an energy drink in her coffee, said "I'm going to die," and drank the whole thing. Zanthe: I watched Qirri brew her coffee with an energy drink instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think she ascended into the astral realm. Taimi: The survivability of the asuran race never fails to amaze me. Gorrik: Wake me up- Taimi: Before you go go Zanthe: When September ends Qirri: WAKE ME UP INSIDE Gorrik: What's worse than a heartbreak? Taimi: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging. Qirri: Waking up in the morning. Zanthe: Waking up. Gorrik: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? Zanthe: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital. Gorrik: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you. Zanthe: But I heard a siren. Taimi: That was Qirri. Qirri: Sorry, I got nervous.

#dragonwatch krewe #qirri tinkerfirst #lightbringer zanthe #gorrik #taimi

[multifandomgirl2008]

Ronodin, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Kendra, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Seth, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. Bracken, appalled: Call the exorcist.

#kendra sorenson #seth sorenson #bracken #ronodin #fablehaven #fablehaven incorrect quotes #incorrect fablehaven quotes #dragonwatch #dragonwatch incorrect quotes #incorrect dragonwatch quotes #incorrect quotes

[carolinelikesdinner]

OKAY updated version of this post because I have changed my headcanons slightly. Fablehaven characters & how they'd react to you asking for their pronouns! (This is just my personal opinion but I am also correct don’t think about it too hard)

Kendra: "My pronouns? I use she/her, for the most part."

Seth: "He/him, but I also like they/them. You?"

Vanessa: "I'm fine with she/her, but it doesn't matter much."

Warren: *gets injured*

Tanu: "You can call me whatever you'd like :)"

Coulter: "Pronouns? Are you one of those transexuals? Call me old fashioned, but I'm just saying these queer folk only started up popping up recently. You cant tell me you'd be comfortable with your daughter sharing the same bathroom as a man. There are studies that show—" *goes on a long transphobic rant*

Dale: "…He is fine."

Raxtus: "Oh! Um, I'm a boy."

Bracken: "Ah, I like girls :)"

Ronodin: "Hmm, my pronouns? Interesting question. I use he/him for the most part, but gender can be difficult to define. Most define themselves by what others say they should be, rather than by what they actually are."

The Giant Queen: *calls you several slurs*

Knox: "Huh? I'm straight."

Tess: "Whats a pronoun?"

#some of these are lichrally the same but whatever 🤪 #- #fablehaven #dragonwatch #kendra sorenson #seth sorenson #vanessa santoro #warren burgess #tanugatoa dufu #tanu dufu #coulter dixon #dale burgess #raxtus #bracken #ronodin #the giant queen #knox larsen #tess larsen #god theres so many fuckin characters #incorrect fablehaven quotes #queer #trans #god yall have no idea how much i had to erase from ronodins part…wrote a whole essay on gender theory before remembering this was a textpost

[lunar-lurker]

Bracken: My favorite bath bomb is the one that smells like rose water!

Warren: The autumnal ones are far superior.

Kendra: I think the lavender ones are the best.

Seth: My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.

#fablehaven #dragonwatch #fablehaven incorrect quotes #seth sorenson #kendra sorenson #warren burgess #bracken the hornless unicorn

[thinklikeseth]

Kendra: This is tied for most terrifying day of my life.

Bracken: Tied with what?

Seth: Every other day.

#brandon mull #dragonwatch #fablehaven #fhdw #kendra sorenson #seth sorenson #bracken the hornless unicorn #incorrect quotes

[shiara-of-fablehaven]

Knox: It's so unfair. Seth gets all the swords and no one will even let me have one.

Seth: Yet somehow, you managed to slash Newel with a sword.

Knox: It was your sword! Why were you even carrying that thing?

#that whole situation was awful and traumatizing for everyone #but maybe just maybe after all the wounds are healed and things are better #they can look back and joke about it #fablehaven #dragonwatch #incorrect quotes