(Now this is just adorable)
Source:
https://twitter.com/chuyouout/status/1455940083912216587
Ah, if only things were ever that simple.
You two deserve some time to yourselves when all this is over.
Yeah, but let’s focus on actually getting it over with before then.
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(Whoops.)
Credit: https://twitter.com/capnii_/status/1567231645308129280?s=21&t=MMEC6EV8v9RDq8z9U3ciyQ
Aw, what an unfortunate accident.
That’s NOT an accident at all!
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Miu is then sprayed with a something that makes her smell like heated sweaty sex.
Oh, HELL YEAH! Pour that shit all over me!
Why WHY!? Why does it have to be THAT of all things!?
Yes, I would prefer the scent of lavender personally.
Pfft! Pussies! You’d love this smell were you in the right mood.
Actually, you still a virgin Kirumi? You and Ryoma done it yet?
Y-You shouldn’t push questions onto me like that all of a sudden!
However, if I must answer honestly, no...at least, not yet.
Not yet? So you’ve thought about it?
Well, we have been going steady for a while now. It’s not exactly something I’m comfortable bringing up. It doesn’t suit me.
I love Ryoma, but I’m far too duty bound, and I tend to prioritize my work above most else...I suppose I’m not a very good girlfriend in that regard.
Hey, how come you didn’t ask me if I was a virgin?
Kaedouche, I KNOW you’re not a virgin.
...
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Your thoughts on this
Why does it always have to be me?
What do you mean why does it always have to be you?
I just feel like whenever there’s a joke about sexuality, or sex, or just terms of character, I’m somehow always the butt of it.
Ok, sure, maybe I’m not the manliest guy out there, but even so...
Why is this such a chore? You can clear this particular problem up just by answering one simple question.
And that is...?
You and Kaede have had sex right? Then are you a top or a bottom?
EH!?
Kokichi!
What~?
You know what you’re doing!
Daaaw...
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Kaede, I magically make you passionately and intensely make out with Shuichi right then and now.
Don’t need to magic pal...I’ll gladly do it of my own free will right now.
Huh!?
Look, I’m...tired, alright. And there’s no one around right now to interrupt us...
Well, when you put it that way...
Alright...come here then.
...~
*They enjoy their moment alone together.
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(You still have the rocket launcher, Sonia?)
Credit: https://twitter.com/Miss_Arilicious/status/1183041365174865927/photo/1
Naturally. Novoselic boasts incredible military prowess. I am knowledgeable in a variety of weapons, ranging from firearms, to handheld.
You may remember that Peko eluded to my knowledge with the blade. I am nowhere as skilled as her, but I can indeed wield a sword and heavy armour should the situation call for it.
Of course, it’s not like I keep a rocket launcher next to my bed at night. I trust my people more than that.
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What's the Kisiragi Foundation reaction to this 0w0
...
...is that how it looked?
...
I don’t wanna remember that...
*Mikako hugs her from behind.
I’m not gonna leave you again. I promise.
...You’d better not...
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Man Taka and Mondo don’t need a marriage, their bromance is unbreakable
Yeah. But marriage don’t sound like such a bad idea.
Agreed. I’d like to settle down one day.
Yeah, but this shit’s gotta come first. Not only do we gotta sort our own lives out, but we’ve gotta run Zetsubou outta our streets!
Couldn’t agree more!
*They first bump.
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Credit: https://twitter.com/r_aeel/status/1579870671579987968?s=46&t=1IG87c1sZhOit55J1nX77A
My gorgeous wife ladies and gentlemen~
...
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I recall Shuichi once lifted Kibo once. Shuichi should be stronger than he looks.
You can lift Keebo? Man, you’re stronger than I gave you credit for.
How much do you weigh Keebo?
196 lbs.
Fatty.
I am NOT fat! I can’t even eat!
Well, it’s not like I can lift him with ease. It’s kind of like carrying around a really heavy box. N-Not that I’m calling you a box, Keebo.
And if I can do it, imagine what Kaede can do. She might be able to use you as weights.
What!? Is Kaede really that strong!?
She’s definitely put on a lot more muscle than she had a few months ago. Still, rounded up to 200 lbs...That’s a lot...
Gonta can do it maybe, but Kaede? Not that I’m trying to be derogatory, but...
196 lbs? Psh, that’s nothing. That’s not that much different than when I lift Shuichi.
KAEDE!
WAIT! I mean uh-!
Oh...I see now...
You’ve practiced carrying your boyfriend~
BAHAHAHA!
Aw, how sweet.
Please...dig me a hole to crawl in...
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(Them again.)
Credit: https://twitter.com/kaoru3327kk/status/1451952893569863690
Might I have this dance?
You may.
Do a thing where she picks you up! I wanna see!
Shut up!
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(Baby, it’s cold outside.)
Credit: https://twitter.com/uruhuruu/status/1563574806850990081?s=21&t=pc7npsxo-N2jn14-cimRSg
So, do you not wear your glasses at all anymore Toko?
I switched to contacts, sure, but I’ll take them out and put my specs on the evenings.
She looks good without them though, right?
Yeah, but I think she’d still look great with them in this getup too.
She looks good in them without any-
ENOUGH! Stop! Now’s NOT the time to tease me!
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(Best Royal Couple.)
Credit: https://twitter.com/DotheG_ansoni/status/1561900619082125312
I am very happy you agreed to marry me.
Being king of Novoselic was as tough as I expected it to be.
But for us, for our people, and for the world, I will accept any challenge that may come our way.
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https://at.tumblr.com/drawerjanken/the-color-pink-is-absolutely-beautiful/f4v0nlcqnd6i
*sigh* I’m not a damn Super Saiyan.
Yeah, we already established, she’s a Super Sexy.
Oh GIVE IT A REST!
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Credit: PrettyAd1741 on reddit
(I recall Makoto had a bit of a Maid Kyoko fetish at one point. Enjoy, my man.)
Listen here, now is NOT the time to be taunting me.
Don’t worry, you guys can fuck like monkeys for all I care after this is all done.
TOKO!?
Cut it out Toko! As if hearing about my brother’s fetishes weren’t enough embarrassment!
Please stop...!
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(The Protagonist of Master Detective Archives looks like the child of Makoto and Kirigiri)
Well, in terms of nature, maybe he is more like me, but appearance wise, he certainly looks more like his mother.
You know, he’s not ACTUALLY our child right.
Oh, right! S-Sorry...
It’s fine. The resemblance is indeed there, so I don’t blame you.
Is is rather charming. I do hope that our child grows to be like him.
God, the thought of being a dad terrifies me...I’d love to be one, but I’m scared of whether or not I’ll do well as one.
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