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aurumacadicus · 2 years

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Slice of Your Pie

@saganarojanaolt commissioned a holiday fic with ironfalcon, family fluff, and fade-to-black sexy times! Tony just wants to make sure that his future hubby’s family is taken care of. You can read this on AO3 here.

Sam leaned against the doorway, crossing his arms and frowning in concern. “You okay?”

Tony turned to blink at him, the plate and towel he’d been drying it with still in his hands. “Yeah, of course. Why?”

“I was just… wondering about the kids’ presents,” Sam admitted.

Tony frowned. “Why? Do they not like them?” He hesitated, then asked, “Should I go buy something else?”

“AJ and Cass love the tablets you got them. Sarah likes that they’ll ping her if they do anything inappropriate,” Sam rushed to assure him. “The gifts are fine. I was just surprised because I thought you were going to get them something else.”

Luckily, Tony stopped looking anxious, instead going back to confused. He tilted his head and frowned again, finally asking, “…Should I have gotten them something else?”

“It’s just, we were discussing their college funds, remember?” Sam began hesitantly. “I wanted to put a couple thousand in each of them a month and you said you’d take care of it?”

“…Yeah. College is taken care of.” Tony said simply. He frowned, brows furrowing together. “…Did you… think that was their Christmas present?”

Sam paused, then began, “Well.”

“I’m not giving them college as a gift,” Tony scoffed, offended. “Sam. I do this for all my friends. Lila, Monica, Barton’s multiple birdlings—I’m paying for all of them. Hopefully you’ll be my husband soon, so of course I’m going to pay for your nephews’ college, idiot.”

“Aw, babe,” Sam said. “That was almost sweet enough for a kiss.”

“I’m always sweet enough for a kiss,” Tony answered mulishly, turning his attention back to the dishes. “I did dishes by hand. I ate one slice of pie. I stopped at three gifts for each person. I don’t just deserve a kiss! I deserve a fucking medal!”

“Uh, you ate one slice of each type of pie,” Sam pointed out, coming up behind him.

“Usually I eat an entire pumpkin pie all by myself,” Tony began, only to cut himself off with a squeak when he felt a pair of lips pressing to the back of his neck to blow a raspberry. “Hey!”

“You’ve shown a tremendous amount of restraint,” Sam agreed, hands coming up to rest on Tony’s waist. “Unfortunately, I don’t have a medal on me.”

Tony paused, then carefully leaned back against him. “Well. I suppose a kiss is acceptable if no medal is immediately available.”

Sam slid his hands around to Tony’s stomach, pulling him to lean against him fully. “You worked real hard to make this a good Christmas for my family, Tony. Thank you.”

“’s no big deal,” Tony muttered bashfully, ducking his head.

“You baked a pie,” Sam argued.

Tony scoffed. “Mama Rhodes baked a pie so I could make a good impression.”

“You helped make the pie,” Sam corrected, pressing a kiss to the back of his neck. He slid his hands down a little so he could grab the front of Tony’s shirt in his fists and pull it from where it was tucked in his slacks. “And you did make a good impression. Sarah thinks you’re too handsome for me.”

“Clearly she didn’t notice my gray hair,” Tony began, only to cut himself off with a startled hum as Sam began unbuttoning and unzipping his slacks. “Sam—”

“Sarah and the kids are out looking at Christmas lights with Bucky. He owes me,” Sam explained, hands sliding into his pants. “I wanted to reward you for making this such a nice Christmas for my family.”

“It wasn’t much,” Tony began, blushing a little, and bit his bottom lip to stop a gasp when Sam’s hand slipped under the hem of his briefs. “Sam.”

“You skipped Christmas with Pepper and the Rhodes for the first time in thirty years to spend time with my family. It’s kind of a big deal,” Sam replied, curling his fingers around Tony’s cock. “Colonel Rhodes threatened me if this didn’t go well. With the suit.”

Tony tipped his head back over Sam’s shoulder, breath shuddering as he tried not to rut up into his grip. “They could come back at any time—”

“Bucky has promised me at least an hour. He owes me,” Sam repeated smugly.

Tony lost any will to argue with the promise of an hour, eyes fluttering shut as he thrust his hips up into Sam’s grip. “Must’ve been good, for a whole hour,” he managed after a moment, mouth dropping open into a wanton sob when Sam’s other hand slipped down the back of his briefs, fingers trailing between his cheeks. “Sam.”

Sam pressed his lips to Tony’s ear, humming quietly. “I bet I can get you off three times.”

“Please I baked a pie,” Tony whimpered, leaning more of his weight against him.

Sam attempted to muffle his laugh in Tony’s shoulder, but he didn’t think he was particularly successful, especially when Tony whimpered in complaint. “Okay. We’ll stop at two tonight,” he said, mirth in every word.

“You’re making fun of me,” Tony whined petulantly, squirming in his grip.

Sam pressed a finger against his hole more insistently, and Tony went limp in his grip, fight forgotten. “I think,” he murmured, pressing his lips to Tony’s ear again. “That we should head to the living room. I’m thinking the couch by the tree. It’s the best place to be able to unwrap you like present,” he teased.

Tony squirmed, finally turning to wrap his arms around Sam’s neck and lean in for a kiss. “Or we could have hot kitchen sex,” he breathed into Sam’s mouth.

“I want to lay you out on the couch and take you apart, so no,” Sam breathed back. “It’s the holidays. I'm craving some peach pie.”

Tony let out an amused huff. “Yeah, okay,” he said. “But you have to carry me.”

Sam bent immediately to pull Tony into a fireman’s carry, rushing out of the kitchen to Tony’s startled laughter.

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tonystarkbingo · 4 years

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TSB Mark IV Week 2 Roundup!

This includes the Round Robin fic that several participants wrote as part of our Discord Party, as well as a whole bunch of other amazing works. Go leave them some love!

Title: Adventures of Tiny Dragon Tony and His Treasure (Loki) - Chapter 41: Snapshot #41: The First of Many Meetings Collaborator: tinydragontony Card Number: 4005 Link: Tumblr Square Filled: T5 - more than a partner Ship: FrostIron Rating: Gen Major Tags: Fluff, first meetings, 5+1 Summary: Here it is, the most requested chapter to date! How Loki met tiny dragon Tony! Word Count: 3300

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Title: Snowed In Collaborator: eachpeachpearplum Card Number: 4003 Link: Tumblr Square Filled: S2 - snowed in Ship: none Rating: Gen Major Tags: snowglobe, possible imprisonment?, art Summary: Tony was just minding his own business, taking a quick zip around the city, just because he can. Next thing he knows, he’s in a glass ball sat on some evildoer’s shelf. To make things worse, he’s not the only one…

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Title: Man on the Run Collaborator: ceealaina Card Number: 4008 Link: Tumblr Square Filled: R1 - Old Team Ship: Background Pepper/Nat, Background IronHusbands Rating: Teen Major Tags: Fluff and Humour, Team as Family, Post-Endgame, Fix-It Summary: Saving the world is important. But Tony really, really just wants to retire and spend time with his family. And if faking his death is the only way to do that, that's how it goes sometimes. Word Count: 1115

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Title: Inktober - Day 19 Collaborator: monobuu Card Number: 4040 Link: Tumblr Square Filled: S3 - AU: Star Wars Ship: WinterIron Rating: Teen Major Tags: Scandalous amount of leg Summary: Uuuuuh. Yeah. (*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)

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Title: Scrunch Me Collaborator: martianwahtney Card Number: 4011 Link: AO3 Square Filled: A2 - Victorious Ship: WinterIron Rating: Gen Major Tags: fluff Summary: 3 times Tony asks Bucky why he wears scrunchies, and 1 time he figured it out for himself Word Count: 995

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Title: The Best Bathtub Collaborator: camichats Card Number: 4049 Link: Tumblr Square Filled: K4 - Kink: Bath/Shower Sex Ship: Tony/Sharon Rating: Mature Major Tags: Minor sexual content, allusions to sugar daddy/baby relationship (though not actually present in the fic) Summary: Sharon is a tough Shield agent and she’s proud of that, but sometimes it’s nice to relax and feel pampered. Word Count: 1649

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Title: Baffled, bewildered and bemused. Collaborator: JehBeeEh Card Number: 4058 Link: AO3 Square Filled: K1 - Learning to be Loved Ship: Stony Rating: Mature Major Tags: Super Fluffy, Implied Sex Summary: Baffled. Bewildered? Perplexed. Tony couldn’t quite figure out which version fit this situation best, but they all seemed to apply. Perplexed seemed a bit much though. Puzzled? Bemused. Word Count: 3197

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Title: wound with your eyes (kill with a smile) - Chapter 3 Collaborator: deathsweetqueen Card Number: 4066 Link: AO3 Square Filled: A5 - Restrained Ship: WinterIron Rating: Mature Major Tags: graphic depictions of violence, Spy Kids AU, Secret Identities, Kidnapping, Indian Tony Stark Summary: Tony Stark and Bucky Barnes were once the renowned superheroes, Iron Man and the Winter Soldier. Eventually, they put aside the masks and the armour to get married and raise a family together. Twelve years later, SHIELD agents go missing, and Tony and Bucky decide to go on their first mission since their eldest child was born. When they're mysteriously kidnapped by a psychotic TV show host, it's hardly a great first step to getting back in the game. The worst thing, though, might be the fact that the only people who can rescue them are their own children. Word Count: 12,872

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Title: with or without his unhallowed touch - Chapter 24 Collaborator: deathsweetqueen Card Number: 4066 Link: AO3 Square Filled: K1 - myths and legends Ship: Tony/Thanos, Stuckony Rating: Explicit Major Tags: Tony is Kidnapped by Thanos, Tony is the Soul Stone, Female Tony Stark, Obsessive Behavior, Non-Consensual Body Modification, Emotional Manipulation, Stockholm Syndrome, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Physical Abuse, Domestic Violence, Forced Relationship, Gaslighting, Rape/Non-con Elements, Warnings for this Chapter: Explicit Violence, Major Character Death, and Cannibalism Summary: Toni sees the Chitauri mothership high above her, sees the hundreds and thousands of warships that circle the Earth, and she knows, she knows. She thinks, oh, I understand. A beat. Her hand burns. Wow, we are so fucked. She lets the bomb slide out of her hands, watches as it floats towards the mothership, and fire rains down on her, even in the dark, pale, cold hollow of space. She laughs, breathlessly, thinks of all the ones who’d loved her the most, and dies. Word Count: 129,402

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Title: What We Do in the Tower Collaborator: newnewyorker93, rebelmeg Card Number: 4042, 4034 Link: AO3 Square Filled: S2 - Forcibly Adopted (4042) A5 - WTF (4034) Ship: Peter & Tony, Pepperony Rating: Gen Major Tags: Vampire AU, Avengers family, crack and humor, unapologetic cherry-picking of vampire lore Summary: Peter Parker has been having an awkward time as a brand new vampire. But now he's got Tony Stark whisking him off to meet a whole group of weird and hilarious vampires that live in Stark Tower and maybe this won't be so bad after all? Word Count: 5185

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Title: Prince Tony and the Red Headed Princess Collaborator: PoliZ Card Number: 4007 Link: AO3 Square Filled: K2 - AU: Fairy Tale Ship: Pepperony Rating: Gen Major Tags: fairytale elements, domestic fluff Summary: Morgan asks her daddy for a bedtime story with knights and monsters, and wizards and princesses. With some help from Pepper, Tony is happy to oblige. Word Count: 866

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Title: A Bottle and a Half of Whiskey Later - An 1872 Playlist Collaborator: moosh Card Number: 4037 Link: Tumblr Square Filled: S5 - Canon: 1872 Ship: None Rating: Gen Major Tags: Playlist Summary: A playlist based off some of the songs that Tony sang in the comic. Word Count: N/A

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Title: The Gift of Jab Collaborator: dracusfyre Card Number: 4032 Link: AO3 Square Filled: A2 - Dares/Bets Ship: WinterIron Rating: Gen Major Tags: Pre-Relationship, Sparring Summary: For the ImagineTonyandBucky prompt: Hi! I'm always up for some sparring hotness, so how about Tony being present for physical training sessions (working/watching), but says no everytime Nat/Clint/Steve/etc invites him to do it. Rhodey laughing every time the team says that it's bc Tony doesn't want to embarass himself. Bucky suspects his BF is actually well-versed in hand-to-hand/martial arts/self-defense; so he gives himself the challenge of getting Tony onto the mat. When he does he ends up a)on the floor & b)really aroused. The fill is less horny than the prompt, sorry. Word Count: 2453

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Title: Lady in Red Collaborator: JehBeeEh Card Number: 4058 Link: AO3 Square Filled: A5 - Steve Rogers/Captain America Ship: Stony Rating: Mature Major Tags: Summary: “I GOT SCARED, ALRIGHT?”“Steve, sweetheart-"Steve kept pacing their room like he hadn’t even heard her. “I got so scared, you have no idea. And I know, okay. I know you can take care of yourself, and you don’t need me to save you or protect you, and it is sexy as all hell, but in that moment, I forgot all about that, and I was scared that I couldn’t protect you.” He collapsed on the bed, elbows on his knees and his head in his hands and Toni could hear him take long slow breaths.This had definitely not been how Toni envisioned their return home going. Word Count: 1176

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Title: i come as a woman, dark and open Collaborator: simi Card Number: 4066 Link: AO3 Square Filled: A5 - Resolve Ship: Toni/Steve/Bucky Rating: E Major Tags: Female Tony Stark, Regency AU, Misogyny, Racism, Explicit Sexual Content, Emotional Infidelity, Slurs, Marital Dissatisfaction. Summary: When Toni first meets Captain Steve Rogers at one of the biggest gatherings of the season, she is not impressed. On the other hand, his best friend, the charming James ‘Bucky’ Barnes, was an utter delight. Unfortunately for her, after a series of misunderstandings at said party, she is forced to accept Steve’s hand in marriage in order to save her family’s reputation. And while Toni never expected a fairy tale, she had always hoped that companionship would one day turn into something more. How was she to know that Steve was just as charmed by Bucky as she was? a.k.a. Steve and Toni get married to each other; there are more misunderstandings; Bucky is an absolute delight and possibly the saving grace for their marriage; and somehow, all three end up falling in love with each other in the process. Word Count: 25, 335

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Title: TSB October Discord Party Round Robin Fic Collaborators: rebelmeg 4034 Politzania 4007 EachPeachPearPlum 4003 summerpipedream 4045 Ducky 4013 Magica 4019 SomeSortofItalianRoast 4036 DarthBloodOrange 4010 Link: AO3 Square Filled: rebelmeg: A4 - Huddling for Warmth Politzania: A5 - Dog Park EachPeachPearPlum: S1 - Premonitions summerpipedream: A5 - Clint Barton/Hawkeye Ducky: R5 - Fortune Telling Magica: T2 - Fortitude SomeSortofItalianRoast: S2 - Magic DarthBloodOrange: T4 - Robots Ship: None Rating: Teen Major Tags: animal transformation, magic/witchcraft, Kate is a hero, Clint is a disaster human being Summary: Tony has been turned into a dog, and he is going to straight-up murder whoever made him a corgi. Word Count: 2634

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Title: I Know You Collaborator: iam93percentstardust Card Number: 4012 Link: AO3 Square Filled: R5 - Sam Wilson/Falcon Ship: IronFalcon Rating: Gen Major Tags: Established Relationship, Domestic Fluff, Sickfic Summary: When Tony gets sick and hides away from everyone else, it's up to Sam to find his wayward boyfriend. Good thing he knows him so well. Word Count: 1316

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Title: Thriller - Michael Jackson Collaborator: monobuu Card Number: 4040 Link: AO3 Square Filled: A5 - Murderchildren Ship: None Rating: Teen Major Tags: Creepy? Summary: N/A Word Count: N/A

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Title: I’ll keep your brittle heart warm Collaborator: peachy Card Number: 4017 Link: AO3 Square Filled: K3 - Protectiveness Ship: Stony Rating: Teen Major Tags: Breaking up and making up, fluff, getting back together Summary: They got married when they were young, just twenty-four years old, despite the arguments from their friends that they should wait, that neither of them were ready for a commitment like marriage so young. Steve distinctly remembered Sam pointing out that the male brain isn’t even fully developed until age twenty-five. But they were young and passionate, so sure they’d found their perfect person that they could overcome anything and everything life threw at them. And it was true. For six months. Word Count: 4223

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