#isn’t that fuckign crazy? isn’t that wild?

[jonathanstims]

all of my efforts are fruitless and I waste all my time and energy being damage control for people who don’t love me a sliver of how much I love them 🤷

#like am I just being exploited at this point #I spend so much time and money and energy on these people and I literally have almost no evidence #that they even like talking to me. #I can’t stop because I literally love them more than anything but I’m fucking run to the ground #hopping from person to person giving everything I have away #and only one of them consistently asks me how my fucking day was. what the fuck #why am i doing this to myself? I haven’t eaten in days because im being guilted into giving all my #fuckign food and money away. #isn’t that fuckign crazy? isn’t that wild? #I haven’t EATEN. I haven’t eaten because you take everything from my hands the moment I hold it and I just fucking let you #I’m so hungry and tired and sad and hurt and lonely #can’t someone knock on my door? can’t someone call me to check in? can’t someone offer a hug? can’t someone give any evidence I’m loved? #I really wish I wasn’t here right now.

[maplecourtesy]

TAZ:G NOTES, EPISODE 28

LETS FUCKIGN GOOOOO EVERYONE ON MY DASH IS SAYING THE THUNDERMEN ARE GONNA DISMANTLE CAPITALISM AND I AM H E R E FOR THIS.

OH THE INTRO MUSIC FUCK YES WE’RE IN IT NOW!!!! THIS IS AN EPISODE ALRIGHT WE’RE STARTING SO STRONG.

OH SHIT the order/chaos concept is SO goddamn cool i’ll never get over this i love u travis mcelroy

[most of the content under the cut, because spoilers!!]

I MADE A PARENT TRAP REFERENCE OUT LOUD TO MYSELF AND NEARLY CHOKED WHEN ARGO DID TOOSDKFJ

WHJFGHJH . ARGO JUST SAYING THAT THEYRE GONNA KILL CHAOS. haha chicanery. BUT GOD MAPLEKEENE PLAYIN THAT OFF.

travis’s order monologue sounds suspiciously relevant to modern situations wouldn’t u say… hmm…. so is the firbolgs econocmics lesson. ALL THE METAPHORS IN HERE ARE SO STRONG. THANKS TRAVIS. FUCK CAPITALISM.

OH THE MUSIC. griffins so good at bringing the ambience to the words they speak… i hate capitalism fuck it UP. i love this so much,, yes order,, show them just how unjust the system is… crush it to pieces…

im still 100% obsessed with how they’re resconstructing the labels of hero and villain and good and evil. the heroes are just bootlickers who want money and often by extension power, the villains are the ones wronged by the system who more often than not are doing their work from the heart. i also really love the focus on fitzroy being a villain especially when he said he’d help the firbolg of course and order replied. “yes. fitzroy the villain.” like that HITS. god its so well thought out i love this campaign not just because of the setting but the MESSAGE they are getting across so clearly.

“this system is like bone that has healed crooked, and the only way to fix it is to break it again.” GOD THIS.  THISTHISTHIS THIS FUCKS SO HARD THIS IS SUCH A GORGEOUS METAPHOR.

FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK. SORRY FOR CRYING BECAUSE THIS ISN’T SAD BUT. KINNIE MOMENT. STOP PSYCHOANALYZING FITZROY GET OUT OF MY BRAIN ORDER.

hey uhhhhh order idk if this is a good thing it sure doesn’t sound like one

GOD THE THUNDER KING THE KRAKEN AND THE FIRBOLG WELCOMED HOME. THIS FUCKS ME UP SO BAD.

FITZROYS RIGHT THIS IS LIKE A TROLLEY PROBLEM BUT THE ANSWER IS A CONSTRUCT. AGAINST THEM. anyway yeah firbolg go off.

order sucks because all the shit they say about the system being shitty and not caring about who lives or dies is true. but is changing it worth making SURE that people die!?!!? man when i grow up and become sir fitzroy maplecourt, knight (in absentia) to the realm of goodcastle(?) i cant WAIT to have to make these awful choices its gonna suck so bad.

i like fitzroy because he just goes and says all the things that are inside my little ol brain just like that!!!!

these metaphors all fuck really hard.

i find so much comfort in the thundermen they make me so happy i love watching them grow.

OH GOD OH FUCK WHATS HAPPENING OH NO OH GOD OH FUCK OH NO OH GOD OH FUCK OH NO OH NO OH GOD DID THEY JUST.  S H R E D SNIPPERS.

O R D E R. FUCK U ORDER. FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART FUCK U. WHAT THE FUCK ARE U DOING ORDER. WHAT THE FUCK. THE ENTIRE CHASM. FUCK.

this episode goes CRAZY hard i sure do need an ad break, for my mental sanity i think.

i’ve vibed harder with the graduation music than i’ve vibed with anything else in my life.

IS ARGO A GAMER.    HE PLAYS CHEST. GOD THEYRE SO FUCKIGN FUNNY.

they will find another hero. they will find another villain. these r all such obvious straightforward lines but they hit regardless.

THHHE MUSIC I LOVE MUSIC AND LISTENING TO NOISES

PROFESSIONAL SPORTSJFNDFJKS ARGONAUT KEENE… *KISSES YOU* I LOVE U ARGONAUT.

LETS DESTROY THE FUCKING ECONOMY LETS FUCKIN K I L L CAPITALISM. I LOVE IT HERE SOMETIMES. LETS DESTROY THE SYSTEM BOYS!!!!FUCK UP THE HEROIC OVERSIGHT GUILD. FUCK IT UP. LETS FUCK UP THE oh god firbolg why would u say that i am broken and in pain now… the second home he’ll lose…. realize soon that ur home is the people ur with bud…. oh i am in so much pain.

GODDD THE FIRBOLGS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT MAKES ME INSANELY HAPPY.

four months to destroy capitalism. *checks my gay little watch* yeah we’ve got this in the bag.

im not gonna fuckign talk about my views of the world on tumblr i dont have a death wish but ufhghfsdkfnd theres so much to CONSIDER about how they should go about doing this

FITZROY UR A WILD BOY!!!!! I LOVE U.

WJNDNFNDSNSDJFK THE MUSICCCCC I LOVE THIS I LOVE HOW EXCITED THE FIRBOLG SOUNDS.

THE BUILD UP OF THE MUSIC. ARGO KEEP TALKING. OH THIS IS AMAZING.

THE FUCKING ELECTRIC GUITAR THAT KICKED IN WHEN ARGO GOT EXCITED. FUCKKKKKK Y E S. OH I AM INCREDIBLY HAPPY. THIS SOUNDTRACK IS GONNA BE ON LOOP IN MY BRAIN FOREVERMORE.

I LOVE GRADUATION. FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH BALANCE NOW GRADUATION IS MY BEST FRIEND. FUCK OUTTA HERE THE BOYS ARE EN ROUTE TO DISMANTLING CAPITALISM. THIS EPISODE HAS BROUGHT ME INSANE AMOUNTS OF JOY COMPARED TO THE PAIN I FELT LAST EPISODE. THE BBEG IS FUCKIGN.  CAPITALISM. IM RIOTING LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOO

p.s. if my darling son snippers doesn’t come back i will be BEYOND inconsolable

#taz #taz graduation spoilers #taz grad #taz g #taz graduation #taz grad spoilers #the adventure zone #the adventure zone graduation #taz episode 28 #sir fitzroy maplecourt #fitzroy maplecourt #argonaut keene #argo keene #master firbolg #the firbolg #taz notes by krys #krys talks

[tfw-no-tennis]

mtmte liveblog issue 20

almost wrote 200 instead of 20, lmao I wish 

goddddd I LOVE the cover of rodimus holding tailgate who is SO tiny augh its precious 

also rlly like the nick roche cover of tyrest looking manic, having just drilled a hole in his head...nice roches art has such a unique energy to it, I love it

oh man, so much going on in the first page...the overlay text of first aid talking to ratchet about ambulon, minimus’s decapitated body, getaway freed in the cell and tailgate’s death timer ticking lower, and then finally ratchet working on poor ambulon

yikes, pharma is such an asshole...ambulon didn't deserve to be caught in the crossfire of all that drama

‘arm the lonely,’ another absolute banger of a title

‘it’s a great sword’ ‘its certainly impressive’ cyclonus, ily, 

and then this golden exchange: ‘your friend is clearly devout.’ ‘sorry, my what?’ whirl, ily, 

meanwhile...getaway is here! bastard man himself, before he’s fully revealed as a bastard man. I do wish we got to spend more time w/skids and getaway, bc their relationship is super fascinating to me and I really wish we’d seen more of it 

remember when jro said they were a ‘hot duo’ on the lost light? I love that lmao 

getaway calling rodimus ‘hot rod,’ immediately those two aren't vibing

‘quantum foam’....I love mtmte 

and then getaway tries to throw magnus under the bus, implying that he’s in on the plan w/tyrest and lured them there...yeah right man 

‘smite them’ tyrest can you chill for ONE MINUTE OF YOUR LIFE-

ooh, time for some backstory on skids (and getaway) - I've always loved stuff like this, bc its kinda ambiguous, since it’s all coming from getaway, and even if most of it is clearly true, there could be omissions or small lies in there...mtmte does a good job leaving space like that sometimes 

fuckgin....thought warfare. bruh. its so fucking wild, and god, I love it, its like peak ridiculous sci-fi played completely straight and its so fun

love that getaway is being noticeably vague about ‘the boss,’ we figure its prowl but its interesting that getaway isn't willing to divulge that even tho its obvious (as rodimus later points out)

all the memory stuff is awesome tbh

oooooof, I love first aid ripping into ratchet, fucking brutal. poor first aid tho, I can see why he’d feel that way, especially in his position, and then ratchet turns around and immediately proves that he’s still got it

turning ambulon’s dead body into a giant fuckign laser....hardcore

I do have to question...how the fuck does ratchet know how to do that?? like, you could say that he’s such a good medic that he can figure it out, but I don't buy it. he’s done this before, I'm sure of it. and I really wanna know how and why and when 

and then ratchet is big enough to admit that first aid has a point, ough 

I fuckgin love how down w/murder first aid is. he’s like, hippocratic oath WHOMST??? my buddy just got murdered so it’s time to do unto others how they do unto our coworkers. now give me that gun

seriously I fuckign love ratchet pulling the whole ‘if we kill him we’re no better than he is’ thing and first aid is like ‘yeah no if we kill him he’s dead, which is epic, soooo’

and then there's the panel of rodimus carrying tailgate ;_; HES SO FUCKING TINYYYY

also I love chromedome with a huge ass fucking gatling gun. I think I said it before but ill say it again - chromedome is a huge fucking nerd who cant fight, idk and idc if canon says otherwise, its true

ratchet just holding tg up....bc he tiny......

hhhhh tailgate I feel like you should've listened to cyclonus...pharma probably isn't gonna help you, and who knows if the miracle tools can even cure cybercrosis

damn, dai atlas vs star saber is like the xtreme religious dude showdown of the century

OH SHITTTT I forgot dai atlas fucking dies

rodimus kicking the door down lmao, what an icon

really love the shadowed drawings in this issue 

also, poor minimus :( and rodimus yet again thinking magnus is dead...oof

and then poor brainstorm gets shot for no reason. Ls

tyrests chin is insane

tyrest: I Was Threatened By A Flashy Twunk...What Happened Next Will Shock You

WEAPON OF MASS SUGGESTION....I canNOT deal w/the wordplay in mtmte hhbvjkdbhfksndbhfk

ooooh I love the montage of all the different cold constructed bots being attacked by the killswitch

I like that we get a whole page w/the scavengers...I lov them and their continuing misadventures 

fulcrum: where the fuck is the wet ass pussy ship??????

I love that we DONT see brainstorm being impacted by the killswitch, even tho he would be as an mto - but from his comments earlier in this arc, we’re kinda supposed to assume he was forged at this point, and we wont hear about his mto backstory til later 

and there goes tyrest, into his crazy dude portal...good luck man you're gonna need it

ahhh, great issue! this one has a bit less action (at least, until the end), and is more about moving the story forward and explaining a lot that we’ve seen in this arc so far. and gotta say, I love it! I really like all the stuff we learn about this issue, and the character stuff (always fantastic). cant wait for the conclusion!

#lj rereads mtmte

[garden-uprooted]

“One body, two souls” (( god I can't imagine there being any personality that'd be worse to fuse Spinel's with than Dom's and vice versa and I MUST hear what your take on what that Hell Fusion would be like is omfggggggggggg ))

Send “One body, two souls” to see what I think the fusion of our muses would be like // Still Accepting!

Gemstone Name & Reasoning: Mookaite (yes I KNOW there’s no reason the gem would change since Spinel’s the only Gem in the fusion, but finding the gemstone for the fusion is half the fun, shut up-) 

Okay so I KNOW the name sounds weird, but I NEEDED a specific feel for the fusion to fully WORK, y’know? Their fusion would lack ANY sort of Spinel’s typical restraint; a completely wild free spirit. I needed a gemstone that encouraged the release of inhibitions and made you set your sights on things that you’d previously held yourself back from. 

“Embrace your wanderlust and let Mookaite be your spiritual compass, pointing you in the direction of adventure. Awaken your true potential with the energy of this stone, and pursue the passions you’ve put on hold. The willpower that mookaite stimulates in your solar plexus and root chakras will rouse in you a desire to explore new activities. Its exciting, yet comforting energy makes for a great travel companion for those on a solo journey.”

I would go into more detail, but in order to properly do that, I’d need to jump onto the next section uwu… 

Personality:

OKAY. I HAVE SO MANY FUCKIN’ THOUGHTS ON THIS MESS WHOM I ALREADY IMMEDIATELY ADORE 

Okay okay okay, SO. Obviously they’re a pretty toxic fusion. This should go without saying- two chaotic energies in ONE body?? 

… But it ISN’T because Spinel and Lord D DON’T get along, oh no..

It’s BECAUSE they get along so SWIMMINGLY. 

Spinel is naturally impulsive and reckless, sometimes, due to Trauma TM, and also just because she’s Like That, but she HAS self-restraint. She can tell (most of the time) when she’s gone too far with something. And Lord D, while not nearly AS hyperactive as Spinel (but ABSOLUTELY is also an ADHD mess), has undoubted patience and self-control, as well. 

They’re “bouncing off of the walls” off the shits chaos lesbians, but they both know how to reign themselves in. 

While fused as Mookaite, however?

That ALL goes out of the window.

They FEED into each other’s boundless thoughts- they ENCOURAGE each other’s deepest darkest carnal desires ALL in the name of 

FUN. 

Spinel is a people-pleaser, above all. She’s LITERALLY an entertainer, and she ADORES her job/”life purpose”. She won’t hesitate to change herself or mold herself into what others want/expect her to be so long as she looks up to and wants to impress said person. 

And DING DING DING, Lord Dominator fits that criteria. Spinel gladly falls into the more submissive role in their fusion- letting Lord D pull the strings from the back (AKA, the Front). 

A little confusing? Don’t worry, I’ll clear that up a little later down the line. 

For now, let’s just say that Mookaite is THE definition of discord and madness. She practically BATHES in the tears of others- RELISHES in pained cries as she tramples over (or SLASHES through) people. Jokes? Japes? Cruel pranks? Snarky remarks? Low blows to people’s self-esteem via honing in on their weaknesses and using it against them? 

You want it, Mookaite’s got it all! There are absolutely NO remnants of Spinel’s kindness or compassion to be had. It’s all overshadowed by the desire to be ACTIVE and to MOVE and to spend all of her child-like ENERGY (that has practically no limit to it, so long as they’re fused together). 

She’s INTELLIGENT, though. SCARILY so. A force that you DO. NOT. WANT. To reckon with. If she WANTS something, she GETS it. There is no escape, so don’t even bother hiding or running. 

A MASTER manipulator and strategist, as well as wild party animal and unrestrained force of destruction. She’ll gladly restrain herself long enough to string people along- only for the SWEET sweet eventual payment of said person’s bitter tears as they either have their heart, or their spine broken. 

…However… I WILL say that, SHOULD Mookaite ever encounter someone that Spinel KNOWS (and thus most likely automatically CARES about), and the Dom part of them goes “OH, someone to hurt/”prank”!!!”, Spinel WILL go “Wait wait wait, but- but they’re my FRIEND, I’m not gonna-??” 

It’s SO MUCH more DIFFICULT for Spinel to vent our her feelings/frustrations on someone who ISN’T a complete stranger to her. All of that empathy and WANT to be somebody’s very best friend never VANISHED. It just got restrained. 

The SECOND Mookaite tries to/decides to ATTACK/HURT, say, someone like STEVEN, Spinel takes full control and unfuses at once.

Physical Appearance:

Oh, they want to make sure they can at LEAST tower over most humans they encounter. I’d IMAGINE Dom is around 5′7″, and Spinel just barely naturally reaches 5′3″ in her current form (I headcanon she WAS 5′0″ or so before Pink left her- height is intimidating), and so Mookaite is looking to be around 6′5″ to possibly JUST shy of being 7′0″. Of course, they can stretch, still, so their natural standing height isn’t all THAT important. 

Remember how I described their personality earlier, though? What with Spinel playing the more subservient role while Dom takes the reigns? Yeah, that’s coming back into play here, baybey!!! 

While Mookaite takes on Dom’s slender and athletic physique and generally uses her body as a base, their face resembles Spinel’s the most. At first glance, SPINEL would seem like the dominant in the fusion, actually. 

However, in spite of that, Spinel’s loud and proud presence in Mookaite is only representative of her and Dom’s RELATIONSHIP. Dominator is Spinel’s enabler- turning her from a loose canon to one fully loaded and ready to fire; the consequences be damned. 

So, in actuality, Dom is still, naturally, the dominant. Spinel is just her willing (?) puppet to enact out their obscene horrors. 

Their hair is styled almost exactly like Dom’s- except it’s colored like Spinel’s, and it’s an absolute jagged frizzy mess. It kinda looks like they took a pair of scissors and tried to style it themselves, to be honest; but it’s stylish in the “manic pixie dream girl” way, if you know what I mean? 

Dom’s white hair shows in white streaks throughout. Mooktaite’s entire color scheme is themed around blacks, dark magentas/reds, deep browns, oranges, and yellows, to boot; drawing inspiration from the gemstone, Mookaite, itself, and Dominator’s attire. 

They keep Spinel’s poofy bottom, but it acts more like short shorts that flow seamlessly into Dom’s split dress; which is masterfully torn and tattered just at the knees. They also keep Spinel’s gloves- they just gain a more ragged look, as well, and are styled after Dom’s elbow-length ones. 

Say bye bye to Spinel’s fuckign clown shoes, tho, they’re Dom’s sneakers, now. RIP clown shoes. Ye shall be missed. 

Mookaite’s eyes are Forever Swirly And Crazed. It makes her look like she downed ten espresso shots in one sitting and went back to the coffee shop for more. Her mascara is also There, but it’s X2. 

It’s ALWAYS running down her face- yes, actually running down her chin and dripping right off. An endless supply of messy, drippy mascara that LOOKS like they’ve been crying in it for five hours, but 

HAHA!

Mookaite doesn’t CRY! 

On the outside. 

Oh, also, did I mention the fact that they have extra limbs? Typically it’s only just two arms and two legs, but as an extra “HEY, WATCH THIS, AND ALSO FUCK YOU!!!” they can sprout another pair of arms from their back at will. And yes it makes sickening cracking sounds, because Dominator has bones that CAN make those sounds. 

Does it ACTUALLY hurt her to do, though? 

Eh. Your choice. 

Oh oh oh and NATURALLY they have sharp, shark-like teeth. Why??? Would they NOT???? Bruh they’re fuckin off the wall, they’re demonic as all hell and so basically I Love Them 

…. Oh, and uh…. Sarah Stiles’ Spinel’s New Yorker accent that tends to be more of an undertone, than anything..? 

It’s fully pronounced in Mookaite. High pitched, squeaky, psychotic Betty Boop hours, folks.

Combat: 

My fingers hurt but you know how Spinel has her scythe, Suzie? And Dom can control magma and ice/frost? AND you know how they BOTH can stretch and extend their limbs/Dom is super flexible? 

Now, I’m not saying crazy fast contortionist that can wreck you from like twenty feet away, but- okay I totally am.

Something tells me Mookaite would be MUCH more a fan of hands-on fighting, though. Sure she COULD either suit up or use Dom’s powers and Spinel’s elasticity to one-hit KO their opponent, but where’s the FUN in THAT? 

And thus where Suzie comes in. 

Mookaite is a brick POWERHOUSE- chaotic demented laughter all the while while she SLASHES through her enemies; twirling through the air and jumping on top of/off of their shoulders or heads. She’s a bratty gamer girl about it the whole time, too; mocking her adversaries for being “too slow” or “not putting up enough of a fight/challenge”. 

She’s ALWAYS looking for fights and worthy opponents- swinging Suzie around like the huge scythe is a baton and not a VERY deadly weapon. She treats her like a prized cane half the time; preferring to have her fully activated and ready to go at the drop of a hat. 

#[LONG Post] #[Out Of Laughter] #[Question Answered] #[Ask Meme] #thegreatestinthegalaxy

[louisweaterpaws]

could you tell us more about your angsty forbidden love au?

fghfhjdkgfjh ok well i don’t have all the details worked out yet but basically what i’ve been brainstorming is:alpha/omega wolfpack dynamics (as in they can transform into wolves. very twilight stan of me). also it’s a royalty au. louis is a prince and harry is just one of the many alpha servants put in charge of guarding louis from enemy packs—which is where the forbidden lovers part comes in because louis is supposed to mate with someone royal, and is already in an arranged marriage with a guy he doesn’t really know from a neighboring pack. ok so then, because of some ~unforeseen~ circumstances, louis and harry end up stranded in the woods and they have to stay there for like two weeks while they wait for reinforcements to arrive (because if they stray too far from the safe space they’re hiding out in, they’ll be in enemy territory and get killed).so they’re stranded together. louis doesn’t know harry; harry only knows louis as the prince he’s supposed to be protecting. and louis is wary of harry at first because he was always taught that alphas (especially ones that aren’t “”purebred/royalty”” are just like wild heathens)—and the reason omegas are taught this in the first place is in an attempt to keep them “”pure”” so they’ll stay virgins until they marry their future mate. so louis is just like reallllyyy really sheltered, but also really curious. and he’s alone. in the middle of nowhere. for the first time in his life. with an alpha. an alpha he ends up having to use for body heat so he won’t freeze to death (also very twilight stan of me 😌).omg and whenever harry senses any kind of enemy alpha packs nearby he has to mark louis with his scent to cover up his omega smell so he won’t be detected (so he has to like nuzzle at louis’s neck and stuff while louis tries his fuckign best not to seem at all flustered and also…….he has to try really hard not to get w*t gkdfhgkjdfksgjsdkj) and louis just ends up thirsting after him like crazy even though it’s not allowed and he has to fight himself against it. and it’s all from louis’s pov so you don’t know what harry’s thinking. but ofc they end up falling in love but like, distantly. it’s slow burn with them both keeping their feelings to themselves at first. because they want each other so much but they know they can’t have each other and they have to pretend like they don’t want each other—like there’s nothing happening, like there isn’t this impossibly strong pull between them, this insane fucking chemistry and want and need that they can’t even acknowledge.so…there will be lots of pining!!!! and longing looks from across the room!!! and accidental touches!!!!! *bursts into flame*

#wow this got to be so long dfjgkdjfghfjk #thank you for asking btw i'm v passionate about this even though it's such a big concept #idk if i would ever be able to pull it off #fic!asks #anon #asks