#it's going in my cubicle at work

[thatgoblin]

Behold, he says my name!

Poor man needs a break though. Barry needs some rest and relaxation without being objectified over Price. The man does other things! They're just as good!

Edit: I just fucking realize he went to my Twitter. I don't have Emery in my handle. HE FUCKING SAW MY TWITTER. HE SAW MY PROFILE PICTURE AND WENT 'HMMM, THAT'S INTERESTING!'

Rip me

@shadofireshinobi

#barry sloane #captain price #captain john price #cod mwii #cod mw2 #jake reilly #bluff city law #it's going in my cubicle at work

[system-architect]

i desperately wish gw2 had more food-centric lore. i think about asura food more than is probably particularly reasonable. they're sort of implied to like molecular gastronomy in the lvl500 chef quests which is fitting and makes sense, but surely not every asura is eating bespoke Pea Spheres day in and day out right? i think my favorite angle on them is a sort of 50s-80s american-esque food style where there's a huge emphasis on things being Convenient and Scientific, so you'd get a lot of absolute slop tv dinners and canned items that have labels boasting how they were nutritionally fortified and contained your day's complete vitamin intakes and so on. a lot of jellied things. i do also fully believe they would have + eat soylent.

#my stuff #gw2 asura #asura #plex getting through his day on 2 cups of coffee 1 cup of liquid IV and a Breakfast Bar #goes home and has a kid cuisine. #idk how to explain but asura and like 50s-80s design and culture notions just go hand in hand to me #i want to see them working in little wood paneled cubicles ok #just brazenly smoking at work while typing on an unnecessarily clunky interface #inquest superior calls you into her office. every wall is a mirror. its triangle shaped for no reason. she is wearing shoulder pads. #i just want that 'lower levels of portal 2' energy maybe #(i think this thought started when i was replaying a bug in the system and noticed their offices have SO many potted palm trees) #(i was looking at those plus the neon lights and going like Hmmmm...Miami while being chased by 9458309 plague beetles) #these tags are really rambling on sorry LOLLL

[terristre]

um. 🎃 riah and ❌ khryssley if it's ok to send two sorry i love them so much

NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR ENABLING ME

also fun fact he doesnt actually know about halloween jsjshxis

#NEVER HAS SOMETHING SAT IN MY INBOX SO LONG IM SO SORRY 😭😭😭 #tysm for asking i love you criesss #something about drawing simpler outfits i swear. theres less to work with so it becomes harder somehow TwT #first thing i did was throw my head in my hands & go 'WTF am i gonna do for khryssley hes ready to rock anything' #the maid dress wouldve been a field day for this boy our only answer is the cold drone of the cubicle #ask tag #ocs #riah #lyov #khryssley #dao ming

[wyrddogs]

Kermit update

So I got Kermit's spine radiographed and sent it off to INCOC (Finland) and OFA (USA). I'm still waiting on OFA, but INCOC got back to me and it's basically the worst news.

Dogs are rated on a scale of 0 to 3, with 0 being zero calcifications in the spine, and 3 being five or more. Grade 3 dogs are considered high risk for IVDD; depending on the literature you're looking at, 70 to 90% of them get IVDD. Kermit is a grade 3 dog.

So obviously he will never be bred.

More importantly, I will keep him active, intact, and thin, as all of those are associated with a better prognosis. I've seen literature suggest supplements, so I'll keep him on the one he's on (Synovi G-4). He's been insured since the day I got him with a company that covers IVDD.

I spoke with my agility trainer, and I'm going to continue doing agility with him, but he will be a Jumpers-only dog. No more obstacles for Him. We'll continue ratting, hunting, and hiking. He's super jacked, and those muscles will help protect his back.

Obviously I'm pretty devastated at the moment, but plenty of dogs with IVDD go on to live full, happy, and fulfilling lives. I know of more than one affected dachshund that continued hiking well into their teens. So it's definitely upsetting news, but not the end of the world.

#protip: don't read a bad news email 20 minutes before you leave for work #going through the five stages of grief in my cubicle #kermit #dachshund #intervertebral disc disease #IVDD #INCOC

[girljpg]

ummm actually nevermind the two week notice i'm packing up today <3 love and light

#closing out what work i can today and then going into the office after hours to clean out my cubicle #i don;t wanna do this anymore :)

[museeeuuuum]

So I was up at 5 this morning to book a spot for an excavation place at one of my favourite heritage sites. I've been plotting this for a few weeks: I'd go over to the UK in May and dick around in southern England for a week before my excavation slot.

But I didn't get the slot. I was about 15 seconds too late. And weirdly, I'm relieved? I barely have one paycheque under my belt at this new shitty job, and I was gonna blow a few grand on this slot. It still would have been nice to go, but now I can go ... anywhere? I have time to change my mind a few times and figure out where I want to go.

It is so refreshing to know that I am able to make these plans. It's nice to know that I can finally do the one thing I want to do more than anything else in this life: travel.

Don't know where I'm going! But I'm going to be going.

#a moment of solace before i go to my shitty cubicle job and potentially cry at work

[thegingerjedi]

i just think laying in a field of wildflowers with a dozen cows all cuddled up around me with a warm spring breeze and a big straw hat over my eyes would fix me

#me? daydreaming about owning cows #while working in my big city job at my bland cubicle #trying not to go crazy? #it’s more likely than you think #the ginger speaks

[avatardoggo]

“i’ve never had a girl write me a letter before”

“yk what? i’m going to frame it fr”

“if anyone asks im going to say someone ✨Special✨ gave this to me”

#G U Y S #OH GOODNESS BE STILL MY HEART SO 👏🏾 #i felt the need to make memory verse cards for FG mainly bc he’s starting to develop a relationship with God and bc i like making stuff for #my friends so i was making them throughout the week and i didn’t really have time to finish them in one go but i was going to finish them #eventually yk? but then saturday came and i was busy with school work and stuff but then the Holy Spirit was like finish these tonight so i #stayed up to finish them for him in order to give them to him at church so i finished 🥳 then i gave them to him after church and GUYS THIS #MAN OMGOODNESS HE WAS LOOKING AT ME LIKE 🥺🥺🥺“you made this for me?’ and i was like ya 😅🥹 and then when he got home to read the letter (bc i #told him he can’t read it in front of me bc i can’t handle all that rn) he was like no one had ever done anything like this for me and it #means sm to him and how he can’t wait to get me something for my birthday #and this morning he sent me a snap from work of how he’d put up the cards in his cubicle and how he thinks my handwriting is nice and he was #like you wrote my name 🥺😁 bc i wrote affirmations for him to say with the verses #so ya #mutuals my beloved <3 #vk overshares in the tags #Friendly Giant ™️ #FG #vk swoons in the tags and irl

[rise-to-it]

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#not QT related but I just got offered a permanent position at my job !!!!!!!!!!!!!! #first day of pride month WIN #i am so excited and also so relieved to not have to job hunt again bc that was hell last time #I’m gonna die tho bc I have to keep it on the DL at work bc they haven’t told everyone who the hires are yet #and it’s absolutely killing me to not be able to go tell my favorite coworker that I’m staying and I’ll be able to keep working with her #just tryna Be Cool About It in my cubicle

[milesfagworth]

i fucking hate how short the days are right now. i get a half hour of sunlight max five days a week

#i leave home for work before sunrise and get back #from work after sunset #if i didnt go home over my lunch break i wouldnt see the sun at all #Theres one tiny ass window i can see from my cubicle if i crane my neck just right #but it faces a goddamn brick wall so its all but worthless #fucking hell #???.txt

[wannabepapa]

My last ask was about royalty, so this is a bit of a step down the societal hierarchy, but I promised I’d send any soft thoughts I had, so here I am

We’re office workers who work in the same department. A handful of meetings in the break room, a few times running into each other in the parking lot, a couple of sales trips together, and we start dating. It doesn’t take long for a strong relationship to blossom, and with our combined incomes and powerful love, a baby blossoms along with it, nestled sweetly in your belly. Now, with you starting to truly waddle and your paternity leave cresting the horizon, I spend every chance I have making sure you’re comfortable at work. Stopping by your cubicle with extra containers of your cravings, wrapping my ankle around yours during meetings, making you tea in the break room. Every time you waddle by my cubicle, or in to meet me in the break room, I fall in love, all over again. Each tired look at the end of our shift, every morning when you put on that suit that used to fit so well, every time I help you get your tie on, I want nothing more than to mother as many children as you want.

This is definitely rambly as fuck and softer than I meant for it to be, I went a lil crazy with this one. I am very eepy, so forgive any long sentences or wonky phrasing, or spelling errors, I’m too tired to look over this. Oki gnight, enjoy the ask and these spiritual forehead kisses I am sending you!!

any soft thoughts you have is perfect, no matter what hierarchy there is! i love reading about you being so sweet with a pregnant partner it's the best.

our relationship is out of the ordinary since most office jobs tend to frown upon being romantic partners with members of staff. it's very lucky that our job is very lenient—the managers and owners of the company actually sent us a wonderful gift basket with the paperwork we needed to sign for HR. i waited for the other shoe to drop the first month's we started dating but it never did. it wasn't until everyone had given positive encouragements and you coming around just to give me a little kiss or say hi with no one seeming to care did i really relax.

with all of that relaxing and traveling for work it ended with us falling pregnant with our first! we were totally unaware for the first few weeks—not noting the tightness of my suit being anything but indulging to much at our last luncheon and the intense nausea being from the stomach bug going around the office. my cubicle neighbor had been the one to point out the stash of crackers in my desk while making an off hand comment that was all they could have when they were pregnant. when we had our break i mentioned it to you, wondering if she had been right or not. you're not certain though as we go through the list of symptoms i've had and how long it had been since our last rendezvous it seemingly added up.

a quick stop for a test after work and lo and behold! we had a positive! we did get to keep the pregnancy quiet for long since it became office gossip so we let the cat out of the bag. everyone was elated and congratulating us, excited for another office baby to spoil after the last worker having one years ago. telling HR was complicated (mainly the paperwork for our leaves and needing to get doctor's notes) but everything was smooth sailing from then on. i stopped by your cubicle often in the first months when my cravings were insatiable and i wanted your company. my suits had gotten tighter around my midsection faster than i could get a new one. the belly had just popped over night and not even my biggest button ups could stay closed. i did manage to get through the day with only one warning at lunch time when a manager pointed out how big i was getting. you grinned at them with your hand rubbing the apex of my bump like the proud mom you are.

the following months were difficult as my body grew to accommodate the little passenger. my jackets had to be oversized to properly fit my gargantuan belly and chest that filled out in the last months. everything was stretchy now and i had to wear a belly band to ease the pains in my hips and back. most of my shift was sat at my desk unmoving so i didn't get tired from walking everywhere. i could barely fit there now, my chair turned to the side so i could still continue working without being pressed into the desk. i couldn't complain though. everyone here was so accommodating and you helped keep me sane as the time ticked closer to our leave dates. maybe it hadn't been the smartest idea to stay working until i was nearly eight months pregnant and bigger than a house. it was all worth it in the end when we got to spend our last moments as a two person household preparing everything for our newest arrival on our second anniversary of us dating.

#;ask and ye shall receive #darling marin #;i absolutely adore this #;just thinking about being uncomfortable during the day then you pop over to my cubicle and make everything better #;plus workplace pregnancy in tight suits? heck yeah i love it #;also this close to writing up about me going into labor at work but decided against it #;the idea of going into work on my due date because i wanted to work as long as possible thinking the cramps are false contractions #;but in fact is very real and now having to go through as much of the day as i can before begging you to take me to the hospital #;maybe we don't make it and i'm pushing in the elevator 👀 or in the car going to the hospital 👀👀 #work force preg #domestic things #nonbinary pregnancy

[fluffsoo]

i've been at work 15 minutes and already managed to hurt myself and had to listen to my coworker complain that he wished he was still at home drinking 🙄

#argent rambles #oh the joys of capitalism #im ok btw i just pinched my hand between the cubicle wall and a cart of work #the side of my hand is already going purple so it's gonna end up being a bruise 🙃

[museeeuuuum]

FINALLY heard back from the museum about that job I interviewed for like two months ago? The one where they checked my references?

I'm on their eligibility list. Number 3. So if the person who got the job quits and the two people ahead of me on the list decline the job, then I get it guess.

#im glad to have an answer #but i really wanted this to get me out of my cubicle job #i really wanted it #i have to work tonight and was going to record a video tomorrow but i might just stay in bed instead

[the-casbah-way]

favourite activity is playing the stanley parable but just walking around and staring at all the desks and computers and meeting rooms because i am very passionate about office spaces and i love how organised the desks are

#when the desks all have their own numbers / cubicle space / dividers #GODDDD HELL YEAH #i get so sad that you can’t just go into every office and room and you can’t just sit at a desk and work #ik the point of the game is him being brainwashed into liking work and breaking free of the routine #but. if that were me? i would just mind my business and keep working. #because i would have my own little desk and computer and number and it would be so fun i don’t care abt sticking it to The Man