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cchellacat · 5 years

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Can You Handle This?

Love All The Marvel Ships

Day Twenty-Four

Prompt: Teaching Each Other

Darcy hated the idea of having to learn self-defence. It rated up there with exercise and diets. For some odd reason both Thor and Jane insisted that she had to do it though, so she had attended the gym reluctantly, protesting bitterly with each step.

The first trainer had kicked her out in the first twenty minutes and Darcy had heaved a sigh of relief. After all they couldn’t make her learn if there was no one to teach her.

Jane had put on her ‘Do As I Say or I’ll Portal You’ voice and found Darcy another trainer. Seething, Darcy went to see what this one made of her, but this time it was Darcy that had walked out ten minutes in. The woman had taken an inordinate amount of pleasure in telling Darcy everything that was wrong with her body shape and sneered at the double layer of sports bra’s she’s put on and basically made her feel fat and ugly and a bit of a tramp. She was not going back to train with someone like that.

The third guy had been better, for the first three sessions, and Darcy had grudgingly admitted that it wasn’t so bad. That was until the asshole had tried to stick his hands down her pants while showing her how to get out of a hold. Thor had not been happy and had made a personal visit to the idiot about the inappropriate touching. Luckily Tony had the whole thing on tape and the guy had been fired and a complain lodged with police, not that Darcy thinks much will come of it.

She’s enjoying the reprieve before they find yet another person to make her suffer. Right now though, she has a baking date.

Bucky Barnes had been doing cooking for therapy and she had been roped in by Wilson to help out. she didn't mind one bit. She had been itching to get a chance to talk to him a bit more. There was something about him that made her tummy flutter and her heart ache. He always looked so sad and unapproachable. At Jane's urging Darcy had made herself available to help three days a week between 2pm and 5pm. Jane insisted she didn't mind giving Darcy the time off and Darcy wasn't going to say no to nine hours a week of kitchen time with the guy she'd been crushing on since 10th grade.

It had been going well the last few weeks. He had relaxed around her and started talking a more. They had actually managed to reach some conversational milestones, like the music they liked, who they'd wanted to be when they were kids and speculated over what would happen next on Game of Thrones. It had also been really interesting getting to know him. Bucky Barnes might come across as all cold and dangerous but secretly she was absolutely certain he was actually just a giant marshmallow.

He listened to her while she explained what to do and why they did things a certain way and he was really getting better at it. He seemed to enjoy baking and had become much more enthusiastic about it as the weeks went on. Today she was going to teach him how to make muffins. She’d let him choose what kinds and all the ingredients had been ordered the day before.

He was already waiting for her when she arrived, he had trimmed his hair a little shorter since Monday and it was combed back carefully, tidily. She swooned internally and wondered what it would be like to run her fingers through it and muss it up. She shook off the thought and hustled through and picked up an apron.

“Hey Bucky, ready to get started?”

“Sure doll, can’t wait.”

Bucky helped her get the bowls out and they passed ingredients to each other as they worked in companionable silence for a time.

The question he asked her was not what she’d been expecting.

“I heard about Harrison. Steve told me. You feeling alright after what happened?”

Darcy pauses for a moment then decides to be honest.

“I’m fine, I’m used to it, it’s not the first time some guy’s tried to get his hands in my pants or under my shirt Bucky.”

The cold deadly silence from her new friend makes her look up.

“What the hell is wrong with people? I don’t get how this is just,… brushed under the rug. The future sucks Darce.”

“It wasn’t exactly a bed of roses back in the 40’s either Bucky bear.” She retorts, in truth nothing much had changed deep down.

“I know, I just thought we’d get better at all this stuff, not worse. You’re never going to get anywhere with self-defence if you can’t trust the person teaching you”

Darcy shrugs and asks him to pass the muffin cases. There’s not much anyone can do at this point, it’s just they way the world is. She’s had put up with that sort of thing for years. Ever since she was old enough to wear a bra she’d had to learn how to get past the constant harassment of one form or another. She notices that he’s looking pensive and broody again, never a good combination. She hip checks him and shakes her head.

“It’s fine... well not fine, I hate it... But I know I can trust everyone here in the Tower not to try anything. Don’t worry about me Bucky, I’ll be alright, I still have my taser.”

Beside her the sigh of exasperation and the shoulder bump he gives her lets her know he’s not pleased by this response.

She can’t use it in New York and yet she still insists in carrying it around with her. He’s worried she’s going to fry someone and get in trouble. He really didn’t want that to happen. He thinks back to Steve’s hints that he could teach her and save them all a heap of trouble and time.

“You know it’s illegal in New York. Look I know you don’t like guns, but I thought maybe, if you wanted to learn I could teach you, that way you don’t have to worry about the self defence classes, although you know… if you wanted I could teach you that too?”

She knew her mouth was hanging open. The Winter Soldier was asking her if she wanted lessons?

“Are you offering to take me on and teach me? You know the first guy nearly had a heart attack just from my potty mouth.”

“I think I can handle it.”

He tells her with a teasing smile. She bites back the urge to grin back and wink at him, unfortunately her mouth doesn’t manage quite as much restraint.

“You think you can handle all of this?”

Ha, right where it hurts. He’s going cross-eyed trying not to look where she was pointing at her bust.

Oh god he is adorable when he blushes.

“I know I can.”

He’s regained his composure and now it’s her turn to blush at the thought of him handling her in any way.

“Fine, how about tomorrow morning, 7 am.”

She almost curses at her impulsive suggestion, but the thought of being able to get to see him in nothing more than a t-shirt and sweat pants has her salivating. He is just so good looking it’s hard not to enjoy the sight when it’s right in front of you.

“It’s a date”

He calls out as he leaves the kitchen. The muffins piled high on the plate.

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She actually turns up a little early the next day, looking forward to it this time. It’s much easier to think about learning things without worrying she’s going to get groped again or fat shamed. On the other hand, she would not mind getting hit on by Bucky.

He is just so ridiculously attractive. But he is so far out of her league it’s not funny, so she’ll take any time she can get with him before some lucky skinny model type wanders along and gets all pissy about his friendship with “That Darcy, girl.” Oh the times she’s heard that, like she was a bad influence.

The first fifteen minutes, he coaches her through a warm up and then moves onto the correction of her stance and posture. She preens with each word of praise he gives her and does her damndest not to melt into his touch when he corrects her position with the brush of a hand for emphasis. By the time the hour is nearly up she’s a hot mess and not from the exercise, although there’s that too.

No, she feels like she’d just attended the longest, most tortuous, foreplay event ever. Trying to stick with the plan and keep focused on learning something useful, she asks about how to get away from a guy holding her down without considering how he’ll have to do it and that’s when all thought of keeping herself strictly professional throws itself out the window.

Ten minutes into teaching Darcy he thinks he’s made a mistake, because, no, it turns out, he can not “handle all that”, she’s too pretty, he can’t hardly think in her presence. Then every time he touches her she shivers or bites back a tiny little noise in the back of her throat and all of a sudden he remembers what that means, why she’d doing it. He knows what she had alluded to in the kitchen yesterday, about guys touching her without permission and she’s trying not to flinch every time he touches her.

She’s uncomfortable and he can’t blame her. He keeps going though, going through a half dozen moves to get out of a choke hold and then she asks him to show her how to get away if I guy manages to get her on the ground. That brings him up short. He knows how to teach her, he’s just not sure he should be the one doing it. To teach her properly how to do it, means getting far closer than he thinks he can manage without giving himself and how he feels about her away. And he knows if him just touching her arms or hips to correct a move or her posture makes her uncomfortable this will be ten times worse for her.

But he did promise and he can’t back out now, not after all the shit she’s went through with the others.

She’s on her back and he’s encouraging her to twist to bring her body onto its side while lifting a leg up to brace against his hip when she gives in. She can’t do this, it’s too much. He’s half over her, between her open legs and he’s asked her a dozen times if she’d comfortable or if it’s okay if he touches her here and there and if he asks her one more time if she’s alright she’s going to scream.

Why in the name of Thor had she thought this was a good idea? He’s being so patient and careful with her she thinks he must think she’s made of glass. And damn it she should be taking this seriously, not turning over the pro’s and cons in her mind of messing it up so he ends up closer to her.

Bucky grits his teeth as they go over the move again. He can’t take much more of this, she’s smiling at him and nodding and listening and… fuck. Every time they go back to the start position he’s convinced he’s going to shimmy her just a tad too close and she’ll run screaming because honestly his body has a mind of it’s own in her presence. She’s on her back, legs open, knees bent while he’s kneeling back on his heels between her legs. It’s exactly what it looks like and he can’t teach her how to get out from under him unless they actually are in the right position, a realistic position.

He’s still not sure how he managed to explain how they would be doing this without stuttering through it, but he’d done it.

Darcy had looked wide eyed and a little apprehensive and then she’d blushed all the way up from her collar bones to the tips of her ears when he’d pulled her in, her thighs resting over his, their hips near flush together, he felt like the worst sort of pervert.

“Okay, one more time and then we’ll call it day Doll.” He tells her as he brings her back to the start, her legs hooked up on his, him looming over her, only an inch or so between their bodies from crotch to rib-cage.

“Oh thank god.” She breathes out, then slaps her hand over her mouth because no she did not mean that the way he’s taking it. He freezes over her and she knows he’s going to run, what else would he do? He thinks she’s scared or uncomfortable and that is the furthest thing from the truth.

“Fuck, this was a mistake, I’m sorry…” He tries to sit up, walk away but Darcy suddenly clings to him, her legs hooked over his hips, stopping him from pulling away.

“No! I didn’t mean it like that… God Barnes you are so fucking blind. I’m sorry… I just…”

She loses her train of thought because damn it, her action has pulled them closer, nothing stopping her from feeling the hardness now nestled into her core through his sweatpants and her thin leggings.

It’s her turn to freeze, eyes widening in surprise and desire. This was not what she had been expecting at all. Her heart takes off in her chest and the instinct to squeeze her thighs together presses them tighter against each other. Fuck, that feels too good and this is not what she had meant to do. But he’s just as frozen as her at the way she had responded to him, she sees the truth dawning in his eyes as she stares, not daring to breath.

It’s like a game of chicken, both of them unwilling to blink first.

He brings his hands down on either side of her, this time, instead of keeping her arms straight, braced against his shoulders to keep him away, she locks them round his neck, pulling him down till her chest is flush against his and she can clearly see the tiny salt and pepper hairs in the stubble on his chin.

He can’t believe he missed this. Had he been out of the game so long he’d misinterpreted every little tell that would have told him she was just as interested in him as he was in her? He lowers himself carefully till he rests on his elbows. There’s not hair of space between their bodies now and he can feel every soft curve of her and the heat radiating from her core has him biting back a moan.

He begins to smile at her and his eyes crinkle just the tiniest bit. Darcy can’t help smiling back, her bottom lip caught in her teeth in delight.

“You know, if you wanted to get into my pants Doll, you could just have asked.”

She tugged lightly on his hair in retaliation for the sass and hummed.

“Well how was I meant to know you were interested? You’re always such a gentleman, I thought you didn’t notice me.”

The last is said with the sort of vulnerability that is breaks his heart a little. Who the hell had damaged her confidence like that?

“Doll, I’d have to blind not to have noticed you. You’re beautiful Darcy, your eyes, that shade of china blue, the way they sparkle when you’re being sneaky, your smile, your smile drives me crazy and the way those little curls that escape when you wear your hair up while we’re cooking. Fuck Doll, I want to reach out and touch them all the damn time.”

They’re almost nose to nose now. She blinks back tears that are threatening to make an appearance and ruin the whole thing because, Holy Mother of Thor, no one has ever said something so fucking nice to her before. If a guy noticed anything it was her tits or her ass. They certainly didn’t wax lyrical about the curl of her hair or the colour of her eyes. It’s official, James Buchanan Barnes is perfect.

“I didn’t think you’d be interested in me Darce, I’m not exactly what girls dream about.”

“Are you kidding me? Have you seen yourself? You are exactly what girls dream about.”

She’s not sure if he’s teasing or not, but the tiny little flinch at her words makes her think not.

It’s a strange state of affairs, she thinks. A moment ago she’d been on the knife edge of desire, now she’s just full of gooey feelings and wants to hug him and kiss him till he knows how special and important and perfect he is to her.

“Can I kiss you doll?”

“I’d really like it of you did.”

He smiles and hauls her upright, till she’s straddling his thighs, she slips down a little and the tantalising feel of being pressed into him simmers down without the direct contact. She holds onto his shoulders and digs her toes into the mat, keeping her balance, not that she really needs to, he had one hand at her back and the other at her hip keeping her from falling off.

She can’t look away from him as he stares at her lips, still a little unsure if he should kiss her, so she makes the decision and moves first, fitting her lips to his, pressing softly into him in a chaste kiss. She feels the curl of his lips as he smiles into the kiss, her own curling in response as they exchange lazy gentle kisses. It’s not all fiery passion and need, it’s special she thinks dazedly, and a little magical, because she can’t believe he’s kissing her back. It’s the sort of perfect first kiss you read about in silly romance novels and if they’d been standing, she’s pretty sure her leg would have popped like in the movies.

The loud coughing coming from the door startles them both and she pulls away blushing as Steve strolls in.

“I thought you were teaching her how to get away from a guy?”

Darcy scowled at the vaguely guilty look that flits over Bucky’s face.

“I decided to teach him how to catch a girl instead Cap.” She pipes up, barely resisting the urge to stick her tongue out.

Steve just grins at them and shakes his head, turning to leave, laughing.

“It’s about damn time! We thought you two were never going to figure it out.”

Wait, what?

“What do you mean, we? We who?” Darcy shouts at his retreating back.

“Tell Jane she owes me fifty bucks, I told her it’d only take one lesson.”

Darcy and Bucky look at each other.

“You get the feeling we just got played Doll?”

“Yup.”

Then she sighs, because right now, she doesn’t give a fuck.

“You want to go get coffee with me Darcy?”

“Yes, I do. And then later we can plan how to get them back. I have a back order of glitter and glue just arrived from Hobbycraft and didn’t have anything to do with it. Think you can get me Cap’s shield?”

“What are you going to do with it?”

“Let’s get that coffee and I’ll tell you all about it.”

Bucky laughs and shakes his head then kisses her again and she melts into it, it’s a little less soft and romantic and little more heated and passionate. It takes her breath away in fact, and she tightens her arms round his neck. It’ll be fun she thinks, teaching Bucky how to bedazzle things and help her play pranks. All of it is going to be fun, and she’ll never miss another defence lesson again if he’s there to kiss her at the end of it.

This is a useful and important video. Darcy and Bucky were fooling around a bit, but this is still a serious and subject and something to keep informed of. Watch the Video, it’s good. It’s informative. It could save you.

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bonesfromyonder · 4 years

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All the numbers? :D

Oh god I'll answer a few ahah

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

nope, i mean i’m a solid 2 at best, so i shouldn’t be judging

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

for sure. to feel so close to someone is a beautiful thing.

3. Are you a virgin?

call me mary

4. Are you in a relationship?

with the fridge

5. Are you in love?

in love with a lot of things, but people? no quite yet, takes a lot for me to LOVE a person

6. Are you single this year?

i’m single every year

7. Can you commit to one person?

question is, can one person commit to me?

8. Describe your crush

9. Describe your perfect mate

shares similar morals, and can share a debate but also have patience and teach me new things. aesthetics wise i have a preference for brown hair and as much as o absolutely LOVE brown eyes, I always seem to fall for people with blue eyes, even though i find them less aesthetically appealing idk why.

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

yes and no. i believe you can be drawn to someone but the best relationships are built.

11. Do you ever want to get married?

depends on if i meet the right person

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

depends on what, why, who, but i am pretty forgiving, but will call people out on their bullshit

13. Do you get jealous easily?

yes and no, i get low key jealous easily but o can kinda switch it off? i just go from the jealous midset of 'i want that' to 'im happy for them' i'm really working on not being jealous but im a bit of a hothead at times

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

15. Do you have any piercings?

my ears closed up but i kind wanna get snake bites.

16. Do you have any tattoos?

nope bit i want loads, i want full on sleeves

17. Do you like kissing in public?

20. Do you shower every day?

i shower every other day to give my hair a rest but tend to take a bath on the alternating days.

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

yeah, if you can't then you shouldn't be in a relationship sorryyyy

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

probably not

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

nope

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

fuck no

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

everything

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

way too many times

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

it's the only love i have experienced

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

yep 😅

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

low key yeah

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

yep, the last crush i had is soo not my type 😬

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

fuck yeah, thats just my type 😌

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

possibly 👀

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

cock blocked by a virus im tellin ya 😩

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

43. How long was your longest relationship?

Not very ahah

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

2, from early school years ahah

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

47. How old are you?

18 years, 19 in August 😬

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

i'd be happy for them. if you love someone, their happiness comes first, unless they led me on then i'd maybe be a little upset.

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

i'd do anything for a lot of people tbh.

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

my last crush 😅 too indirect and confusing. would call me darling and hold me on nights out but then would never actually go anywhere other than a night out on the town.

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

Shani ❤️

55. Share a relationship story.

56. State 8 facts about your body

its fat, it's ugly, its scarred, its disproportionate, but apprently i have a really flexible back, i can't think of anything else ahah

57. Things you want to say to an ex

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

being funny, spontaneous, creative. being gentle with animals. being passionate. i will sit and listen to anyone talk about there passions ❤️

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

their body language, i am a psychologist at heart ahah

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

be spontaneous. fuck valentine's day, why do you need a day to show someone you love them, if i see someone that reminds me of the person i love I'll get them that, and give it to them, not waiting for valentine's or a birthday or Christmas, this i why i am shit at birthday and xmas presents cos i give people gifts all year around 😅

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

having sex?

64. What is your definition of cheating?

cheating?

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

paintball or lazy tag bb

68. What is your sexual orientation?

69. What turns you off?

money talk

70. What turns you on?

touch, humour, idk basic stuff ahah

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

Bush did 9/11

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

hug me from behind

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

when Shani passed my artist friends gathered artists to do memorial art of her ❤️

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

idk aha

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

if you're both of consenting age, fucking go for it

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

Tom Hiddleston, Hozier, Chris Evans, Scarlet Johansson, Ben Howard

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

83. Who was your first kiss with?

My best guy friend 😂

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

why not.

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kpop-wetdreams · 6 years

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Tag Games~!

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THE LAST

Drink: Jasmine Green Tea with Lychee Jelly Phone call: My brother wondering where he was after the Halsey concert. Text message: "Ah ok. I hope he feels better soon.” I was supposed to meet up with a friend for breakfast but her little brother felt sick so she had to raincheck. Song you listened to: Post Malone - rockstar ft. 21 Savage Time you cried: Last night at the Halsey concert when she was just talking to her fans and then sang ‘Bad at Love’.

HAVE YOU EVER

Dated someone twice: Nope. Kissed someone and regretted it: Well after the fact, after we broke up probably. Kind of like, oh we should’ve never dated xD Been cheated on: Yes Lost someone special: Yes Been depressed: I feel like everyone has these moments of depression but I’m lucky and its never lasted very long. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Once. Only once.

3 FAVOURITE COLORS

Emerald Green, Cerulean, and crimson

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

Made new friends: Yes Fallen out of love: No Laughed until you cried: Yes! I was just at a John Mulaney show recently. Found out someone was talking about you: Yes. Oh the world of League of Legends xD Met someone who changed you: Maybe? I feel like they might’ve been sneaky about it and changed me (hopefully for the better) without me realizing it. Found out who your friends are: I actually usually keep a really close circle of friends but definitely Kissed someone on your Facebook list: My boyfriend! How many Facebook friends do you know in real life: Oh...uh... most? I don’t add strangers cause you know, stranger danger and all that. Do you have any pets: I have 3 dogs and 1 cat that is the size of my 3 dogs. Do you want to change your name: Nope! Even if I did at this point I really think I just wouldn’t remember to respond to anything else. What did you do for your last birthday: Watch Wonder Woman in the middle of the day. It was fantastic. What were you doing at midnight last night: Coming home from the AMAZING HALSEY CONCERT! And probably stuffing my face with food cause I was starving. Name something you can’t wait for: To go see my boyfriend again! When was the last time you saw your mom: Yesterday. I would say today but she’s sleeping right now xD What are you listening to right now: Post Malone - rockstar ft. 21 Savage Have you ever talked to a person named tom: Um I actually don’t think so... Something that is getting on your nerves: Well I don’t appreciate waking up early to have my friend cancel 40 minutes late but what can you do. Most visited website: Tumblr and Youtube Hair colour: Black (like my heart) Long or short hair: Long hair. Funny story: In grade 4 my mom took me to a sketch hair salon place and my hair was supposed to be cut into a bob that turned into a very short pixie cut. For a month I was constantly confused with my brother. Now I can’t have my hair shorter than my shoulders without feeling weird about it all. Do you have a crush on someone: My boyfriend <3 forever and ever. What do you like about yourself: I would like to think I’m pretty considerate of others. Blood type: AB+. THE BEST BLOOD TYPE HONESTLY. I’m useless to others and can accept all blood types. MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA. Nickname: Risa Relationship status: In a relationship with my boyfriend for over 3 years now! Zodiac: Gemini Pronouns: She/Her Favourite tv show: Hmm. I don’t know if I have an absolute favourite but there are shows that I love a lot like Grace and Frankie, Modern Family, Fresh off the boat, Kim’s Convenience, Bob’s Burgers and then a plethora of kdramas. Tattoos: None yet but I do want one. Right or left handed: Right Surgery: Nope. Sport: Competitive sleeping. Otherwise I’m pretty decent at volleyball and swimming. Pair of shoes: Old worn in boots. Eating: Salty peppery deep fried chicken with noodles. Drinking: Nothing yet though I really should drink some water. I’m about to: Go find food and tell my boyfriend my friend cancelled. Waiting for: My cat to stop staring at me. Want: To stuff my face with food or go back to bed. Honestly, that’s probably the most prevalent dilemma in my life. Get married: To my boyfriend soon. Once he proposes. But we know we are getting married so I’m just coasting and waiting to get super super super fat. I’ve notified him of this. He is aware of my plans to become a balloon. It shall be glorious. Career: Exactly where I am right now.

WHICH IS BETTER

Hugs or kisses: Why not both? Lips or eyes: BOTH. Shorter or taller: Taller Older or younger: Before I was always I ONLY DATE OLDER MEN but my boyfriend is 5 months younger than me xD But we’re the same age so I don’t think age is too important anymore. Nice arms or nice stomach: Nice arms Hook up or relationship: Relationship Troublemaker or hesitant: Troublemaker. I have a penchant for the drama. Kissed a stranger: Nope. Drank hard liquor: Yes. But now I prefer soju and calpis though is soju considered hard liquor? Lost glasses/contact lenses: NOT YET. PLEASE DON’T JINX ME. Turned someone down: Yes. Sex on the first date: Yes. Broken someone’s heart: Yes Had your heart broken: Yes. Being arrested: Nope and I don’t plan to. Fallen for a friend: Nope. Cried when someone died: Yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

Yourself: Yes because who else has the energy to believe in me all the time? xD Miracles: Yes Love at first sight: I don’t. I feel love is something that requires connection and knowledge about the other person. Love at first sight to me is more you’re attracted to them physically or maybe even an infatuation but I wouldn’t call it love. Santa Claus: I think I might’ve as a child but I love a super stereotypical Christmas so I do bake cookies for him every year. Kiss on the first date: If the date was really good then absolutely!

#do you feel like you know me better now?#see I told you I'm not a scooby doo villain #all the wonderful games #come be my friend everyone!

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