slutty waist and big naturals
lord have mercy
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Anakitty in January!!!
anakitty (the silliness of this ficlet astounds me)!!! :
The doors slide open at the slightest flick of a switch. His face is set into a fierce scowl—after all, the Halls of Healing are on the opposite side of the Temple and there’s no good reason for this sort of ruckus here—before he relaxes in surprise at the sight of nothing in front of him.
There’s a heartwrenching cry at his ankles. When he looks down, all he sees is a blur of gold streaking through his open legs.
“What—” he turns automatically back into his quarters to follow the intruder, who seems to have no intention of slowing down. The gold streak leaps from the floor to the table to the kitchenette counter and then back again, making insistent, loud noises the entire time. After a moment of exhausted confusion, Obi-Wan’s eyes trying to track the frantic motions and still somehow several seconds behind, he throws out his hand and catches the creature mid-leap with improper yet grossly necessary use of the Force.
It’s a cat.
Not a loth-cat, not an aloran cat. Just a cat, with one nicked ear folded down and a tiny slash across its tiny brow. And oh, it’s down a leg, right front paw missing, though the lack of limb is almost completely covered up by the amount of golden hair it has on its chest and body.
“Oh, hello there,” Obi-Wan says automatically as the cat looks at him pitifully. It lets out a hearbtreaking mrow and bats frantically at the air around it as if requesting to be let down.
Obi-Wan isn’t sure that’s a wise idea though he admires the cat’s conviction.
“Who is your owner?” he asks the cat, who lets out an angry yowl in return, ears flicking back to show its displeasure. “Ah, I do apologize. I am sure you have no owner. Do you have a trusted companion then? One that perhaps feeds you? Cleans up after you make a mess?”
At the mention of food, the cat’s ears perk up and it quiets down, tilting its head to look at Obi-Wan, eyes suddenly very large. Its paw bats the air in front of Obi-Wan’s face once more, in a gesture that accidentally seems to convey That’s you.
Oh dear.
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love me on purpose
Sometimes, I still order pizza without olives, he wants to say. Sometimes, I write to you. For you. Sometimes, you're the only person I want to call. I still have my watch. I saw a poster for The Cure and thought of you, two months ago. It’s on my wall. Do you still like horror movies? Everything reminds me of you. You’re all I think about.
Mike shakes his head. "I think about you all the time."
Will frowns. "Don't – don't say that."
"Why not?" Mike questions, shifting where he sits. "It's true."
December, 1993.
For the first time in four years, Mike and Will speak to each other.
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update on my redbubble merch saga
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I've had a little fixation on undertale for 6 months, and I know other people will be like "OoooHHhH IIIIIve HAD A FIXATION ON IT for 36 YYEEEEeaaaaRRSSS before TOBY WAS EVEN BORN you FAKE FAN I'm a MORe REAL FAN THAN YOU ARE!!" but DUDE I HAVENT HAD A FIXATION LAST MORE THAN 2 MONTHS SINCE I WAS 13.. I'm very happy and contented with this information, 6 months is a long time to ME...
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delightful early christmas gift my mom got me. im not Out out irl but ive been very Gently inching towards that by being like :) oh yeah she they is fine hence the incorrect pronouns but. this is so lovely
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why did they think I was a freak for not wanting saff's 20 note post screenshotting the suicidal ask I got on my old blog to be given a transcript so their random followers can all reblog it
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How it feels to be a maladaptive dreamer having so much lore that you can't even explain the whole thing to anyone.
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it's over guys, alex saw me post about the divorce/dysfunctional family and it makes it even funnier that i have him as my pfp 😭
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iam literally so drunk rightnow holyshit idont even know ifi van stand up . everyone butt chug NOW
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