#jacob elordi's bathwater

[k-wame]

him slurping it! oh jacob the man that you are!

#jacob elordi #saltburn #felix catton #cattonquick #the tonight show #jimmy fallon #jacob elordi’s bathwater #fallon tonight #the tonight show starring jimmy fallon #beautiful men

[manicpixiefelix]

god all the current headlines abt Jacob rn "assaulting a reporter" are such cancel-bait, let me clarify that the "reporter" is a known serial pest (radio host/Tiktok personality) who approached him unsolicited outside of a club asking invasive questions, one specifically was allegedly bad enough that it led to the physical altercation.

was violence the right response? legally, probably not. in my eyes? um talk shit get hit, cunt. love u mr elordi.

Edit: further context provided by @catton-quick about what the "reporter" did: bro literally walked up to jacob w a tupperware container labeled bathwater and asked if he'd fill it

I fucking hate the audacity the media has had towards Jacob and Barry about Saltburn, honestly. Jacob's response was entirely justified in my eyes;

talk shit get hit, cunt.

#jacob elordi #saltburn #euphoria #felix catton #nate jacobs #sometimes the fact that im australian too just fucking jumps out of me #manicpixieart

[ervotica]

getting hate on tiktok for saying i’d drink jacob elordi’s spunk bathwater

#sorry i’m speaking the truth guys #saltburn

[luckydiorxoxo]

#andrew garfield #jacob elordi #guillermo del toro #Frankenstein

[trendfilmsetter]

Jacob Elordi has a candle scent titled “Jacob Elordi’s Bathwater” for the SALTBURN movie

#jacob elordi #saltburn #saltburn movie #saltburn meta #movies #barry keoghan

[simpforshitposts]

unpopular opinion (but it really isn’t): I’d fuck Jacob Elordi’s grave too. I have no shame about it.

Like the one grandma on tiktok said “Jacob Elordi more like Jacob OH LORDY”

Yes I would fuck his grave but I draw the line at slurping up bathwater. I have no regrets.

#saltburn #jacob elordi #felix catton #i’m so funny #i’m not sorry #im mentally ill

[underclerysclock]

Listen I’m gonna have to take Jacob Elordi’s side on the whole assault case, you don’t film a guy without his consent and ask for his bathwater and then beg for sympathy when he doesn’t take your shit. Maybe don’t sexually harass a guy who 6’5” and jacked and expect not to get hit lmao.

#flood warning

[destinyc1020]

The radio show that the guy allegedly assaulted by Elordi posted an interview with the guy. He was harassing Jacob asking him to fill a Tupperware container with his semen-containing bathwater. He said that the people around Jacob were the ones that "assaulted" him by erasing the video. Sorry to the ones that want to believe that Elordi is the most violent man ever but it seems he was not the perpetrator of the assault and he was actually sexually harassed in the incident

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/239-the-kyle-jackie-o-show-27242949/?cmp=ios_share&sc=ios_social_share&pr=false&autoplay=true

WOw.... Thanks Anon. I listened to this guy Josh explain what happened.

I think that we got two different impressions of what happened based on the account by Josh. Obviously, we're only getting ONE side of the story, but umm... Idk girl... It's still not a good look. 👀 

Idk... Maybe you can listen to the interview again and see what you think, but I got the impression that this Josh guy was filling in for a guy who also works at the radio show who was supposed to go up to Jacob and do a joke regarding bath water and asking him if he would put his bath water in a Tupperware for Jackie O (who's also on the show and a huge fan of him). JE was initially friendly to the guy until he brought up the bath water thing, and then kindly asked the guy to stop filming.

It seems like according to Josh, after he stopped filming, something in JE snapped and he got in his face, backed him into a wall, PUSHED him, and grabbed him by the throat. 🥴

Sounds like he and his friends also cornered and surrounded the radio personality as well.

I mean, I think the joke didn't land well, and the guy Josh seemed like he was nice and was not going to use the footage, but he felt afraid and intimidated.... I mean, JE is a HUGE guy standing at 6'5 at least... So I don't blame him.

I'm not saying what that radio guy did was RIGHT (it wasn't, and can be seen as sexual harassment tbh), but at the same time, JE getting in that guy's face after he stopped recording as he asked, and pushing him into a wall and grabbing him by the throat is definitely a BAD look. 🥴

The way the guy is describing it, it doesn't sound like he was heckling him or trying to get a rise out of JE. He said that he was a fan of his actually. They were trying to get something for their show. The guy Josh even mentioned that JE has had talk show hosts joking with him about the bathwater scene in "Saltburn" without any problem, so I guess he felt that JE was okay with it?

He even leaned into the joke on Fallon....

FF to 5:44

Idk...it sounded like he said JE just "flipped" or "switched" all of a sudden.

Imo they were BOTH in the wrong.....

Now JE's fans are giving Josh death threats...chiiiiiillllle.....🤦🏾‍♀️

But yea, I need to hear more about this story, and hear JE's side on this, cuz right now it just seems like they were both at fault. But imo a joke doesn't warrant you to shove someone into a wall and choke them.

[byneddiedingo]

Barry Keoghan in Saltburn (Emerald Fennell, 2023)

Cast: Barry Keoghan, Jacob Elordi, Rosamund Pike, Richard E. Grant, Alison Oliver, Archie Madekwe, Carey Mulligan, Paul Rhys, Ewan Mitchell. Screenplay: Emerald Fennell. Cinematography: Linus Sandgren. Production design: Suzie Davies. Film editing: Victoria Boydell. Music: Anthony Willis. 

With its fine cinematography and production design and skilled performances, Emerald Fennell's Saltburn is an exquisite container that's so hollow it echoes. The echoes are those of sharper literary and cinematic satires on the English class system. Barry Keoghan plays Oliver Quick, a first-year student at Oxford from an affluent and apparently loving middle class family who pretends to be a poor young man from a dysfunctional family and winds up conning his way into a decadent aristocratic family. Oliver's skill at lying and his lethal ways of covering up his lies recalls Patricia Highsmith's Tom Ripley, whose adventures began in The Talented Mr. Ripley, memorably filmed by René Clément (as Purple Noon) in 1960 and by Anthony Minghella in 1999. Like Ripley, Oliver is sexually fluid, and makes his way into the Catton family through his infatuation with Felix Catton (Jacob Elordi), a handsome and popular fellow student who invites Oliver to spend the summer at the family estate, Saltburn. The Cattons, who include Sir James (Richard E. Grant), Lady Elspeth (Rosamund Pike), and Felix's sister Venetia (Alison Oliver), are a collection of quirks and vices, including the other guests that summer: Felix's cousin Farleigh (Archie Madekwe), an American who sees Oliver as a rival, and Elspeth's neurotic friend, Pamela (Carey Mulligan). If the gathering at Saltburn reminds you of Brideshead Revisited, Fennell name-checks its author when Oliver says Felix's description of his family reminds him of Evelyn Waugh; Felix replies that Waugh based his characters on the Cattons. Another analogue might be found in Alan Hollinghurst's novel, a satire on Thatcherite Britain. The Line of Beauty, whose protagonist becomes a part of the wealthy household of an Oxford classmate on whom he has a crush. And Oliver's sexual attraction to Felix, which has him slurping the bathwater in which Felix has masturbated, is an inevitable reminder of the cum-filled peach in André Aciman's novel Call Me by Your Name and Luca Guadagnino's 2017 film version. Now, I don't have anything against borrowing, but it has to be done with some originality. The time is ripe for a satire on post-Brexit Britain, for example, but Fennell doesn't even give us that: Saltburn is set in 2007. The film lacks sharpness and clear intent, so it winds up being a well-mounted, very well acted but wholly derivative collection of mildly shocking incidents.  

#Saltburn #Emerald Fennell #Barry Keoghan

[slutburn]

so many people have sent me that jacob elordi bathwater cocktail tiktok and i love that for me 🤍

[griffinbones-art]

She salt on my burn till I Jacob elordi bathwater

#saltburn #digital art #digital illustration #illustration #art #barry keoghan #jacob elordi