#john and anna mulaney

[lowvintagesims]

@funkiesims and i saw john mulaney last night and this is the front and back of the shirts we made for the occasion

#john mulaney hate is more than welcome in the replies #his set was remarkably unfunny #he’s always had questionable jokes about jewish people but how DARE this man use the phrase ‘jew me down’ #when his whole justification was haha my wife is jewish. like ok buddy #you cheated on her and got another woman pregnant robbing her of her child bearing years #left her for that other woman. put her in the hospital. all while you get to flit around being famous #his last bit was about how he thought his tour bus driver was an idiot redneck but that he was actually autistic #i hate him with my whole heart #i can’t believe there were people who paid $800+ to sit in the front #i planned to buy some of anna marie’s art of equal or greater value to the ticket price but everything on her website is sold out :/ #i want a print of dinner in march so badly #john mulaney #big mouth #textpost

[gingerswagfreckles]

k thats it im killing john mulaney

#john mulaney #anna marie tendler #:((

[goldstarrgrl]

genuine question, do people actually think that bringing up Anna-Marie Tendler in response to every single piece of media about John Mulaney is empowering for her in some way?

#anna has her own identity and is doing amazing things with her art #and like what good does it do to reduce her down to a scorned ex-wife #i've never seen any of these people support and hype up anna on her own terms #just bring her up as a counterpoint whenever anyone says anything positive about john #she has literally explicitly said that this whole view everyone has of her is not her narrative #not even touching on how we don't even know if what we're assuming about the relationship is true #this whole thing is just to say that I think a lot of ppl on the internet are fucking idiots #john mulaney #anna marie tendler

[mid-by-midwest]

people are writing whole essays on my inbox about John Mulaney being an addict and that's why he shouldn't be held accountable for being shitty like newsflash assholes

I know and love plenty of addicts and yes I acknowledge it's a disease and yes it can influence behavior but that doesn't make any of the horrible things they've done to me or others less horrible 🙃 you don't get off the hook for hurting someone just because you have a clear reason why you did it

#if y'all think i got the time to read your long ass fan girl asks on why this grown man isn't responsible for his actions you got #another thing coming #john mulaney #anna marie tendler #someone told me i only know and through Johns jokes like excuse me. im an art bitch i was her fan first lmao #olivia munn

[ryukisgod]

#john mulaney #ex wife #men have called her crazy #memes #anna marie tendler #fat tony #the simpsons #meme

[disbear]

Anna Marie Tendler is so real and relatable for enraging her husband by being in love with Timothee Chalamet honestly.

#anna marie tendler #john mulaney #timothee chamalet #lil timmy tim

[aesthetiicly]

oh my god not petunia the dog dying 😭😭😭

#that must be such an extra kick in the gut for Anna #I’m actually so sad #John mulaney #Anna Marie tendler

[sxd-bxtch]

Watching old John Mulaney specials and feeling this deep, deep grief every time he speaks about Anna

#anna marie tendler #john mulaney

[um-vvhat]

I didn’t realize how painful it would be to re-watch John Mulaney Specials. Listening to how he used to talk about Anna just breaks my heart.

#the day I found out he cheated/was leaving her is when I knew I could never trust a man #and I don’t mean in the parasocial relationship way #I mean it scares me that someone could be so in love presenting and still end doing that #so I refuse to ever put myself in that position #because the truth is you just never really truly know anyone and what they’re capable of #john mulaney #anna marie tendler #this has been a post #text post

[nightwingsgeef]

I'm just thinking about the interview where Anna Marie Tendler was asked about how she felt about the divorce and seeing john and Olivia having a baby. She talked vaguely about how she felt and how she was going to freeze her eggs.

It all makes me think how truly horrible it must be to be famous. It would be completely wild to talk about that in public as a normal person but we've got it so ingrained in us that we deserve to know everything about celebrities. It's weird!

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't interested and didn't love to know this stuff. But, when you take a step back, Anna shouldn't have to speak publicly about how she feels about her ex-husband and his baby. It's just weird to think that we've come to a point in which interviewers ask these intimate and personal questions and we expect celebrities to be completely forthcoming about their private lives.

#celebrities #john mulaney #anna tendler #parasocial relationships

[sweetcreaturetm]

I know Bo and phoebe dating isn’t a big deal. But like it kind of gives me the ick cause he was in a super long relationship and she like just broke up with Paul (possibly for Bo??) idk

#it’s definitely not as big as the John mulaney thing #I can’t even watch John anymore #I’m for sure not watching his new special #idk I’m team Anna #I’m trying to get over it but :/

[hoeland-security]

I’m so deeply and madly in love with anna marie tendler’s rooms in the new house series. It’s powerful and evocative and channels so much of the raw grief that fleabag (my go to media comparison for female rage) misses. Anna’s work speaks to the very real and sometimes conflicting versions that the mind relives of yourself and your ex. Saying goodbye to a beautiful thing you built together while reconciling with the hurt and betrayal they have inflicted. even the physical elements of this melancholic orchestra- the moody lighting and the unrelenting cool tones of the rooms- remind me of the apartment that i moved to and lived in by myself after the heartbreak. To be loved and hurt in the same rooms where i then had to heal with art and friends. Truly no other work of art feels this close to home

#fleabag era #john mulaney #anna marie

[anxietycalling]

i'm just gonna be in my corner for a bit sadly, shaking my head at the fact that my comfort comedian has officially gone from 'bad decisions while in active addiction' to 'bringing virulently transphobic comedian onstage during a show on purpose'

#yeah this is about john mulaney #he brought dave chappelle up onstage twice and evidently chappelle was his usual transphobic self #i already was upset about the way he and olivia munn treated anna during the divorce #but uh yeah i guess goodbye to the default template for my sense of humor going forward #this week has been nothing but a disappointment of transphobes

[babyhateclub]

my parents are both public school teachers and over the years my brother and I have proven to be shitty investments. I was trying to explain why my parents aren’t contributing any money to my education and I found it ultimately comes down to how much I had cost growing up. See my brother is expensive because he’s an athlete, but I’m expensive because I’m a liability. You can predict tournament fees and baseball gear, what you can’t predict is when your oldest is going to step on a basketball or try to off themselves.

#if I were a standup comedian #kind of John mulaney vibes #except I would never cheat on my wife #I love women #I would marry Anna right now #baby hate club

[800-grader]

Does anyone else get kinda uncomfortable with calling celebrities by their first names lol. Idk it just feels too personal. It's especially weird like with the Depp and Heard thing and idk it's like. You dont know these people why are you being so... close.

#i dont know am i just too formal or stuck up or what #this also goes for the Mulaney thing but thats a little different i think #i was reading old discourse from last year when he got his divorce and the baby and all that And i got uncomfy with how #people were calling him John and his ex wife Anna but if they had the same last name then i suppose that would be simplest lol #ok to rb ig #bentley's bitching

[merkerlerspeaks]

I want to talk about Zodi again. Have I ever mentioned her real name is Celeste?

#No. No I have not. I want to talk about her and draw her. And Anna #I wanna draw Anna. #But sigh....once again my drawing pen is no where to be located #I swear this time I kept it with my tablet and it literally vanished #I have started a design for Varian as an adult in my sketchbook because the climax of Zodi's story starts post-series #I already technically have an adult Zodi design bc I've drawn her seasons 3 outfit and that's when she turns 18 #But her post-series story takes place when she's 20 so I need another #But this design for Varian is like mid/late 20's/early 30's and I need 18 for the story since he's 2 years younger than her #He is giving some slight John Mulaney ngl #Also gotta do Raps and Eugene years down the line #And NOW with Annabelle I have MORE designing to do for a completely separate universe. Lol I wanna draaww. #oc: Zodi #oc: Annabelle #merkerler speaks