Tumgik
#johnathan callebero
llama-head · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
...interesting
1 note · View note
llama-head · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Transcript Below
[Johnathan] Who’s a good boy, hm? Who is? You are, yes, yes! When did you get him?
[Annette] We got him while I was still pregnant with this one. Johnny just brought him home. 
[Johnathan] Ah, yeah I did that to Lisa too. But she surprised me with a kid so I think we got even. 
[Vincent] We had a dog? 
[Johnathan] For a bit, yeah.
[Vincent] Was it a Rottweiler? 
[Johnathan] No, no it was a Doberman, so not too far off. 
[Vincent] WE HAD A DOBERMAN?
[Johnathan] Yeah we had a Doberman, we used to have baby pictures with you and her.
[Vincent] What happened to her? 
[Johnathan] What do you think?
[Vincent] Oh. 
[Johnathan] She was a sweetie though, very cute. Just as cute as this one! 
[Annette] I’m sure she was very beautiful, Doberman’s are such a gorgeous breed.
[Johnathan] They really are.
[Vincent] Damn, do you guys got enough gifts?
[Major] I know, I know but it’s Christmas! And some of these are from relatives, and there’s four of us. 
[Vincent] Uh-huh. Speaking of gifts, I got you something, did you plan on getting me something?
[Major] I may have gotten you something and it may still be in the mail.
[Vincent] I see.
[Major] I did get you something, obviously. We agreed on gifts. 
[Vincent] That we did. What is it?
[Major] You’ll see.
[Vincent] Ughhhh, I hate you. 
[Major] You love me.
[Vincent] I guess.
2 notes · View notes
llama-head · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Transcript Below
[Vincent] And go to the bathroom. 
[Major] What?
[Vincent] Just do it, stop questioning me. 
[Johnny] The fuck is he giving him? 
[Annette] Probably something dirty. 
[Johnny] What? 
[Annette] You really think he’d announce it like that? If it was? He’s not an idiot.
[Johnathan] It’s nothing like that, Johnny, it’s just...a private thing. 
[Johnny] Oh. 
[Vincent] Okay, now close your eyes. 
[Major] What are you doing, you’re freaking me out.
[Vincent] I’m trying to be romantic and you’re ruining it.
[Major] Well you’re the one being creepy.
[Vincent] Oh, well, it’s nothing bad, you just don’t have a mirror in your room.
[Major] Oh, right. 
[Vincent] Now close your eyes, okay?
[Major] Okay.
[Vincent] Alright, there you can open your eyes.
[Major] Oh wow, it’s beautiful. 
[Vincent] Yeah, um, so I know you’re not religious so let me explain. This was the gift my Dad
gave my Mom the first Christmas they were together, and we- well he- thought it would be the perfect gift for you. For our first Christmas together. 
[Major] Oh, Vincent.
[Vincent] What, what’s wrong? Is it too much?
[Major] No, no it’s just really sweet. I mean, yeah, it’s a lot but it’s just... I love you so much. 
[Vincent] I love you too.
2 notes · View notes
llama-head · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Transcript Below
[Vincent] Hey. 
[Major] Hey! Merry Christmas Eve. 
[Vincent] Merry Christmas Eve, you look hot. 
[Major] Thanks! So do you. 
[Vincent] Did you stretch your ears again?
[Major] I did, yeah.
[Vincent] Dude, you’re gonna get a blowout. 
[Major] No I’m not, it’s fine. 
[Vincent] Uh-huh, don’t come bitching to me when it happens.
[Major] You know I will, anyway hi Mr. Callebero!
[Johnathan] Hello Major, thanks for remembering I’m here. 
[Major] This is my mom and dad, Annette and Johnny. 
[Annette] Hi, nice to meet you. 
[Johnathan] Nice to meet you as well, and since my son has no manners I’m Johnathan.
[Vincent] If you gave me a chance, I would’ve introduced you.
[Johnathan] Sure Vinny. 
[Johnny] Your name is Johnathan? 
[Johnathan] Yes. 
[Johnny] That’s my name.
[Major] Vincent, you never mentioned our dads have the same name!
[Vincent] I, uh, didn’t realize they did. 
[Johnny] The fuck did you think Johnny was short for, dumbass?
[Johnathan] Ah, you really do know my son huh?
[Vincent] I didn’t realize it was short for anything, I thought your name was just Johnny.
[Major] Still, that’s super close.
[Vincent] I didn’t make the connection.
[Annette] Why don’t we all sit? We ordered Chinese for dinner but it won’t be here for a bit.
[Cheyenne] So what do you do for a living?
[Johnathan] I work nights at pill plant in town. 
[Cheyenne] Oh...that doesn’t sound fun.
[Johnathan] It’s not but my co-workers are nice. 
[Cheyenne] Cool...what did you do before you moved here?
[Johnathan] Huh? Oh, uh I worked for a small family business.
[Cheyenne] Awesome, is that enough small talk Mom? Did I do it? 
[Annette] Yes, you did congrats.
[Johnathan] I appreciate the effort Cheyenne. 
[Annette] So Johnathan, when did you first meet Major? 
[Johnathan] I met him I think right after the two started dating, but it basically felt like I already knew him with how much Vinny talked about him.
[Vincent]  Dad. 
[Johnathan] What? Are you gonna act like you didn’t talk about him 24/7?
[Annette] Don’t worry Vincent, Major still talks about you all the time. 
[Major] Mom.
[Meredith] You do though, I still don’t get what’s so great about his hair it’s just hair.
[Major] It’s silky!
[Vincent] It is?
[Major] Yes.
[Vincent] I didn’t know my hair was silky. 
[Major] I think it’s ‘cause you’re one of the few men who don’t use a 2-in-1.
[Vincent] I used to, then Sawyer gave me a very long speech on why that’s wrong. 
[Major] Oh, I’ll have to thank her then.
[Johnathan] She’s also the one who taught you how to pluck your eyebrows. 
[Major] You pluck your eyebrows?
[Vincent] I-Dad can you not blow up my spot?
[Johnathan] Oh sorry, I thought it was pretty obvious.
[Vincent] Alright, before my father can embarrass me anymore, I’m gonna give you my gift. Upstairs.
[Major] Upstairs? 
[Vincent] Yeah. 
[Major] Why? 
[Vincent] Just, let’s go upstairs.
[Major] Okay but why?
[Vincent] You’ll know upstairs.
[Major] Weird but okay.
1 note · View note
llama-head · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Transcript Below
[Major] Alright guys, bye! Vincent, you wanna say bye to chat? 
[Vincent] Bye chat. 
[Major] I’ll see you guys tomorrow, bye!
[Major] Babe, are you, like okay? You’ve been down since you got here. 
[Vincent] I’m fine. 
[Major] Are you sure? You can talk to me.
[Vincent] I know I just...I’m fine. 
[Major] Your face says otherwise.
[Vincent] I-fine, I’m just thinking.
[Major] Thinking ‘bout what?
[Vincent] Life is just piling up on me. 
[Major] Oh? 
[Vincent] Like, I graduate in a couple months and like that’s cool but then what?
[Major] Whatever you want! 
[Vincent] I can’t do whatever I want, I don’t have the money to go to college and, like, I don’t know if I want to go into debt. Like, I don’t know what I want to do, so it would just be, like, a bad idea.
[Major] I mean, you don’t have to go to school. Especially if that’s not an option for you. 
[Vincent] So I should just work at a convenience store my whole life? 
[Major] No, you could do something with your crafts, sell ‘em on Plopsy. 
[Vincent] Eh, I don’t want to be that guy. 
[Major] But if it would make you happy, then you should. You could go into tattooing, professionally. That could be cool.
[Vincent] I guess but it just all seems like too much.
[Major] I get that. 
[Vincent] Do you?
[Major] I do, I’m aware that I have my streaming and my parents to fall back on but that doesn’t mean I’m not scared for adulthood.
[Vincent] I guess but you have a fallback, I got nothing. If whatever I do doesn’t work out I’m
screwed.
[Major] I mean, sure, but I’ll always be there for you. And it’s not like you gotta figure it out right away, especially if you’re taking a gap year. You can just work and think.
[Major] And I can be your sugar daddy. 
[Vincent] Stop. 
[Major] You’re stressing yourself out, you’ll figure it out.
[Vincent] I know, it’s just like, everyone’s talking about their plans for next year and I just feel like I’m getting left behind.
[Major] Aren’t Jax and Bishop taking a gap year too? 
[Vincent] Yeah but they have, like, plans still. I’m just going in blind.
[Major] Can I let you in on a little secret? 
[Vincent] Sure. 
[Major] Jax and Bishop have no idea what they’re doing. 
[Vincent] Whaddya mean? 
[Major] I mean, I’ve asked them how they’re spending their gap year and they both shrugged. They’re just putting up a front. They do that a lot but they’re just as scared as you are. 
[Vincent] Hmm. 
[Major] You’ll figure it out Vincent, I have complete faith in you.
4 notes · View notes