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briarrolfe · 2 months

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Our 78 year old Italian neighbour Josie might not remember my name, and may never get my pronouns right, but the thing is: We Are Besties and I am totally obsessed with her. She blasts disco music 24 hours a day. She chain smokes. She is so obsessed with Vegemite that she cut a holiday visiting family back home short because she was seized by Cravings. She took her first ever selfie with me. She flirts with my fiancé. Once I had to rescue her from her finding a lizard in her toaster. She drinks her first coffee of the day at like 4 am. Recently she told me “if anyone tries to take you away from me… I will kill them” with total seriousness and I fully reciprocate it. She is a constant source of chaos in our lives. I would do anything for her and I love her with all my heart

#josieposting #you don’t understand. she’s the best person on earth #she glares and smokes out the front while wearing all black and heavy eyeliner. my friends have asked if we live next door to a witch #she got fired from the arnotts factory in 1960 something because she stood up for an Aboriginal coworker… BEFORE SHE SPOKE ENGLISH #she put up string lights in her house because she liked that WE had them in OUR house #we are going to buy her a record player for her birthday #she is so obsessed with how Charlie does the ironing. she’s not really across how queers work. she’s like wow… he’s helping you…#she was wearing miniskirts out dancing until age 50 like. wow… legend…#she also voted yes in the referendum. constantly unexpectedly progressive woman #she recently asked a new neighbour what his religion was because she didn’t want to say ‘god bless you’ unless it was appropriate 🥲🥲🥲#COBURG BABY!!!!

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littlecreaturetown · 27 days

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There's six of us, there's six of us

#pet posting #russellposting #paisleyposting #josieposting #bumbleposting #monsterposting #mayorposting #cats #cat #dog #dogs #chihuahua #border collie #great pyrenees

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tobydontknowsh-t · 1 year

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I have become the border collie. Because the regular one is retired.

#kenny muffles #josieposting

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danielashcuntwars · 5 months

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JEWISH BUSINESSES LIKE STARBUCKS LOOOOLL

#yes I'm josieposting again. shes a trainwreck I cant look away

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freeasfishes · 3 years

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I think my dog is judging my fashion tastes.

#my pictures #josieposting

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alenoah · 3 years

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obscure asks: 6, 14, 27 and 35

Ty Josie!!!

6. Only songs with the most fucked up energy. You know me. I need it to be about murder or stalking or some kind of ruin or it’s not good enough. I need stuff like Counterfeit Arcade to survive.

14. I only like wearing concealer for myself- however, I absolutely love big makeup, especially when it’s applied to the artistry of theater/drag/etc. It can be so personal, or used to create a narrative that FEELS personal. It’s just neat :)

27. I’ve had a singular breakup- I did the breaking up part, and the actual action was the easy part. The hard part has been,,consistently reaching out to and talking with our mutual friends; not just because of the breakup, but because we also have different interests and are at different parts of our lives right now, for the most part.

and I already answered 35 lol

#josieposting

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defibrinationsyndrome · 3 years

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can’t believe one of my friends is a CUCK

#and its great #josieposting #blog.write(post)

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briarrolfe · 12 days

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Filled with love for the world this morning because one of the local grandmas asked me to come by her house so she could give me sweets… housing prices have to come down in our suburb so we can stay near the grandmas

#josieposting

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littlecreaturetown · 19 days

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Josephine Michelle