#jsuds

[addieisnotawriter]

THE DUET WE NEVER THOUGHT WE NEEDED

#jason sudeikis #jsuds #hannah waddingham

[calzone-d]

Masterlist

Hi, I’m cal, and this is my masterlist! I write for Ted Lasso/Jason Sudeikis. My inbox is always open for requests or just to talk! I’ll write one-shots, blurbs, headcanons, or we can just bounce concepts off each other! I’d like to note that I am towards the end of nursing school, so I may not get to any asks immediately!

*Some thoughts/concepts/blurbs may not be linked here, but can be found by searching “ted lasso thoughts”, or “my writing.”

*Other tags I use: dad!ted, dad!jason, mom!reader, sub!ted, jason sudeikis rpf

*This blog contains NSFW content, 18+ only! I’m not responsible for the content you consume.

*I do not write OC’s, all of my fics are x reader

-Ted Lasso x Fem!Reader———————

One Shots

Movie Night (smut)

After celebrating Richmond’s latest win, Ted invites you back to his hotel room for a movie night. You don’t watch much of the movie.

Like Father, Like Son (fluff)

You wake up in the middle of the night to Ted and Henry being sick.

Couch Kisses (smut)

An imagine inspired by my post about kissing Ted’s bulge over his khakis.

Something New (smut)

You and Ted finally drabble into the dom/sub dynamic. (sub!ted, softdom!reader)

Reconnected (fluff)

After Ted and your daughter recover from being sick, they’re both ecstatic to see you again.

Nightmares (angst/fluff)

When Ted has a nightmare, feeling your baby kick calms him down.

Helping Hands (comfort/fluff)

You come home from a long day to dinner and a clean house, courtesy of Ted and Henry.

Accidents Happen (comfort/fluff)

Henry is still learning how to hold his new baby sister.

Close Call (angst/comfort)

Ted gets a call no one could’ve prepared him for while at work

Unplanned Sleepovers (angst/comfort/fluff)

Henry finds you crying and insists on spending the night with you, while also finding a new nickname for you. Ted comes home and joins the action.

Only You (smut)

You and Ted have a moment alone in a closet at Roy and Keeley’s wedding.

Always There (comfort/fluff/smut)

You have a heart to heart with Henry before comforting ted in a way that only you can.

Sunscreen (fluff)

You spend a little time flirting with Ted during a team beach day.

Growing (fluff)

A glimpse into a domestic morning with Ted, before a serious conversation ensues.

Headcanons/Drabbles

showering with ted

random HC about Ted taking care of you while you’re drunk, plus non-alcohol related domestic dad!Ted

Ted + your baby bump HC’s

Ted + books/reading HC’s

power outage with Ted & Henry

waking up next to Ted

Ted + your newborn baby girl HC’s

Ted comforting you when you’re hurt, sick, and sad.

giving Ted a blowjob

reader is worried Ted misses his old family, and he reassures her he doesn’t

Ted and reader on a break HCs

Ted and reader doing yoga HCs

being a couch potato with Ted HCs

giving ted a blowjob to help him relax HCs

reader snaps at Ted after a bad day

cockwarming with ted

Ted + reader w/ a stomachache HCs

reader sitting in Ted’s lap while he fingers her

ted & panty sniffing x reader

Multi-part Fics

Mild Misunderstandings (angst/fluff)

A stressful week begins to take its toll on you and Ted.

part one

part two

Lover’s Exploration (smut)

Ted takes interest in a previous sexual encounter you bring up, and wants to try it.

part one

part two (coming soon!!)

Prompt List Works

I don’t know how much longer I could’ve taken this..

-Jason Sudeikis x Fem!Reader——————-

One Shots

Taking Care (smut)

After a long two weeks of quickies, you and Jason find time to play with a new buttplug you ordered.

Riding Dirty (smut)

You ride Jason for the first time.

Quality Time (fluff)

When Jason gets injured, you spend some quality time with the kids.

Headcanons/Drabbles

jason eating reader out HCs

jason + praise kink + riding (nsfw)

Prompt List Works

wait, don’t go.. please..

breaking down mid-hug because they just needed it so much

-Kinktober 2023------

Mirror Sex (Jason Sudeikis x Fem!Reader)

Phone Sex (Ted Lasso x Fem!Reader)

Breeding Kink (Jason Sudeikis x Fem!Reader)

Overstimulation (Jason Sudeikis x Fem!Reader)

Pregnancy Kink (Ted Lasso x Fem!Reader)

Gentle Femdom (Ted Lasso x Fem!Reader)

Bondage/Edging/Toys Night (Jason Sudeikis x Fem!Reader)

Surprise kink!!! (Ted Lasso x Fem!Reader)

#masterlist #ted lasso x reader #ted lasso #ted lasso thoughts #jason sudeikis #jsuds #jason sudeikis rpf #jason sudeikis x reader #ted lasso imagine #ted lasso fanfiction #ted lasso fanfic #jason sudeikis imagine #jason sudeikis fanfic #jason sudeikis fanfiction #jason sudeikis masterlist #ted lasso masterlist

[sneaky-salty-bitch]

Ted Lasso: the number one shipper of RoyKeeley

#Ted fainting made my whole entire life #also will with the water bottle ahaha please #jason sudeikis #ted lasso #ted lasso tv #jsuds #tedlassoedit #apple tv #sneakysaltyposts #sneakysaltygifs #coach beard #brendan hunt #tedlassogif #tuserliliana

[sillygooseassociation]

Lucky Charm

Request: Would you write about surprising Ted with lingerie or in one of his shirts or jerseys when he gets home from travelling? 😈

Description: You welcome Ted home from his win against Liverpool, a welcome he will excitedly accept.

Warning: smut, oral (f receiving)

Pairing: Ted Lasso x reader

Word Count: 1.2k

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Ted’s head snapped up as soon as his chin hit his chest, letting out a squeak as he startles awake. Beard closes his book, using a finger to keep his spot, “What’s up, coach?” Ted rubs his eyes, pinching the bridge of his nose as he takes a deep breath, “Nothin’ coach. Just don’t wanna fall asleep so close to home, y’know?” The right-hand man nods in understanding, opening his book once again as Ted glances out the window, watching the fields turn into buildings as they enter the city. 

Jumping a little at the buzz of his phone, Ted scoffs at himself and how tired he feels, though his exhaustion doesn’t last long when he opens his messages. 

Y/N 😍❤️: Congrats on your win, Coach Lasso. Hope you’re not too celebrated out xxx [image attached]

Ted checks over his shoulder at lightning speed when he opens the accompanying image, not wanting to withstand any teasing but also not okay with anyone seeing his girl. He knows the photo isn’t the most revealing, all parts are covered, yet he would have to watch pigs fly during a cold day in hell while it rains cats and dogs before he lets any eyes but his own view that sacred photo.

Looking back down once he knows the coast is clear, Ted’s eyes widen as his face reddens and his pants tighten slightly. With the sheets of your shared bed as the background, the posed photo focuses on your body from the neck down, a Richmond jersey hugging your body, stopping just below where your hips meet your bare legs. Ted takes in a deep breath, staring at the expanse of your thighs before tracing back up to the jersey, hardening even more at the knowledge that the back of your jersey has his last name plastered on it. 

After an eon of a bouncing leg, a stared-at phone, and a leaking head, Ted, who normally waited for all the players to exit the bus before he did, ran off the vehicle, backpack on his shoulder as he yelled something about an upset stomach and seeing the team on Monday. 

One more eon later (each “eon” being about 15 minutes in reality), Ted fished his keys out of his pocket before struggling to get his key in the lock, his hands shaking with excitement. Toeing his shoes off at the door and hanging up his puffer, Ted breathes out a sigh of relief as he heads to the bedroom, eager for release after 30 minutes of his cock leaking and not softening at all.

Opening the door, Ted lets out a low groan at the sight of you in the middle of the bed, hand under the bottom of the jersey as you squeeze your eyes shut, small gasps leaving your lips, “You getting yourself ready for me, beautiful?”

Opening your eyes to see Ted moving towards the bed, discarding his clothes as he nears, a wide smile shows on your face, “I’m always ready for you coach Lasso.” Ted moans in contentment at the title, taking off his pants so he is left in only his underwear, standing at the bottom of the bed. You lift yourself onto your knees, staring at him as you remove your hand, bringing up your glistening fingers so that it is in between you two, “Should I take care of this or would you like to?”

Ted takes one more step forward, knees hitting the side of the mattress as his hand grasps your wrist, bringing your hand to his mouth as he takes your three fingers in his mouth, sucking on them as he maintains eye contact with you before closing his eyes and throwing his head back as he lets out a guttural moan. You take the opportunity to inch closer, throwing yourself into his chest as you wrap your arms around his torso, leaving a kiss on his Adam’s apple. Licking from the base of his neck to below his ear, you breathily give him your congratulations, “Very nice job on your win today, baby.”

Looking back at you, Ted’s eyes are blown with lust as he rakes in the image of you in his jersey, “Thanks, darling. Only happened because of my lucky charm.” You wrap your arms around his neck as he pushes you up the bed, laying you down on your back as he slots himself in between your legs, “Your lucky charm?”

Ted nods affirmatively, lowering himself so he is at eye level with your dripping core that he sees as he pushes the jersey up, eliciting a moan from him, “Yeah, my lucky charm. The love of my life watching me from home while wearing my jersey, and apparently nothing else”. You let out a whine at the combination of his words and his hot breath as he blows on your swollen clit.

“Now let me thank my lucky charm, ‘lright?” Before you can even respond, Ted licks up your slit slowly before latching onto your nub, sucking rhythmically as you let out a string of whines. Moving your hands down to tug at Ted’s hair, you brace your feet on the bed as you thrust up. Chuckling at your eagerness, Ted looks up at you through his hooded eyelids, “Give me a second sweetheart, let me taste ya before I give you what you want.” 

You nod desperately, wanting any kind of relief but also anxious to see the throbbing cock that had made a wet spot on the front of Ted’s briefs. Ted curls two of his fingers into you before his tongue follows, lapping up as much of your juice as you can. He groans in delight, his mustache tickling your clit as it is on high alert, pushing you close to the edge. “T-Ted, Imma…”  Ted pulls away barely from your pussy, his thumb rubbing your clit at the perfect pace, “I know sugar, let go for me. Come all over my mouth, it’s just how I want ya.”

With Ted’s reaffirming words and resumed attack on your core as his thumb continues on your clit, you reach your peak while you let out a loud moan, pulling at Ted’s hair. As you come back down earth, you feel Ted cleaning you up with his tongue, not a single drop left behind as he hums Richmond’s chant to himself. 

He pushes himself up so he’s level with your face, emphatically kissing you, bringing a moan from you at the taste of yourself on his lips. You quickly reach down, tugging his briefs down before he wiggles out of them and kicks them to the ground. You grasp him, rubbing your thumb over the tip, “Want you in me, coach.”

Ted groans deeply before nodding, latching onto your neck to leave a mark as he positions his dick right above your entrance. You move to take off the jersey before Ted stops you, grabbing your hands as he puts his weight on his knees, not yet entering you, “Hey there now. Wanna keep my lucky charm just as it is. Gonna fuck you as you wear my name, get a taste of what it’ll be like when I marry ya, okay sweetness?” 

Ted was thanking every god above that he didn’t fall asleep on the bus back to Richmond.

#smut smut smut #ted lasso #ted lasso fanfiction #ted lasso fanfic #ted lasso fic #ted lasso x reader #ted lasso smut #ted lasso x reader smut #jason sudeikis #jsuds

[gaytedlasso]

Trent has been feeling very inspired by something lately… yes you guessed it, he got a new copic marker set ! ✌️🌈✨

Ted just happens to have nice hands that’s nothing special ofc why do you ask

#an excuse to draw Jason’s hands ✌️✌️✌️ #he’s like a raaaaaainbowwwww #they’re gay your honor #sketch.art #tedtrent #tedependent #Ted lasso #Ted lasso art #Ted lasso fanart #tedtrent art #artist Trent #Ted lasso au #jsuds #jason sudeikis

[drummergetwicked]

Oh to be the one to give him that reaction.

#floodgates open #take me downtown #give me all of it #jsuds #jason sudeikis #my vag just melted

[mellasso]

Magic Eye Shark Movie - The Rewrite ft. Jason Sudeikis

Bonus:

#jason sudeikis #magic eye shark movie #didn't knew this existed #glad I found it #jsuds #my stuff #my gifs

[sarahsardines]

i gasped … CAUSE LOOK AT HIM OMG

#i need him so bad #HES SO HOT WTF #THE HAIR MISTERRR #jason sudeikis is hot #i want him to [redacted] my [redacted] #i love dilfs #jason sudeikis #ted lasso #jsuds

[here-there-everyfuckenwhere]

Launching headlong back into my Ted/Trent insanity <333

#I’m baaaaaaaaack!!!! #ray rants and junk #personal #Ted lasso #Ted/trent #trent/Ted #Ted lasso season 3 #tls3 #jason sudeikis #jsuds #James lance #Trent crimm #trent crimm the independent

[tinylilemrys]

New meme format just dropped

Blank for your meming needs:

#jason sudeikis #jsuds #horrible bosses #horrible bosses 2 #ted lasso cast #ted lasso

[addieisnotawriter]

this duet was everything

#jason sudeikis #jsuds #hannah waddingham

[calzone-d]

Riding Dirty (Jason Sudeikis x Reader)

a/n: thanks everyone for being patient with me while I studied for finals and took a few days off from writing. hope this makes up for it! requests are always open, so send anything in! love hearing you guys’ ideas!

pairing: Jason Sudeikis x Fem!Reader

word count: 2.6

summary: Your first time riding Jason. (18+)

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You and Jason had been on a few dates now, and you could honestly say you were over the moon about your budding relationship. Not only was your connection amazing, but the sex was on an entirely new level.

Before you met him, you were typically left unsatisfied by your previous partners. Their skill, their desire, their assets. Sure, size wasn’t everything, but it definitely was something.

Jason was the biggest guy you’d ever been with. He always made sure to take his time to warm you up with foreplay before going straight to sex- not only was it just the right way to do things, it would be quite a challenge to take him this early on without the foreplay. Although he was aware of his size, he was nevery overtly cocky, something you were beginning to love about him.

Tonight was a perfect example. He’d invited you over, poured you a glass of wine, then the two of you cooked dinner together. By now, though, dinner had been long forgotten. You were lying across his couch, head propped up on the headrest, eyes rolled to the back of your head. While sitting and discussing your week after dinner, his hands running up and down your exposed legs sparked desire deep in you. Jason could tell, this was obvious by the way he pressed hot kisses down your neck. Occasionally, he’d sneak in a soft bite.

His lips made their way down your body, across your breasts, and to the hem of your pajama shorts.

“Jason, please-“, you whined.

“What is it, honey?”

“I need your mouth”, without another word he pulled your shorts and panties down your legs. You were hoping he’d go straight in, but you should’ve known he’d want to take his time to admire you. He put both hands on your kneecaps and spread your legs apart. A crimson blush spread across your cheeks as he stared directly at your pussy. There wasn’t a single doubt in your mind that you were absolutely dripping, and your thoughts were quickly confirmed by Jason.

“You’re dripping, Y/N. Fuck”, he practically growled. He brought two fingers up to slowly stroke your lips. Just to be a tease, he avoided putting any direct pressure on your clit. Thankfully he didn’t ask for any words before he decided to take mercy on you, your brain was mush.

Jason decided to omit his plan of starting with his fingers, instead opting to lick a firm stripe up your slit. He moaned into your pussy before pulling away, “You taste so good, baby. Fucking delicious”.

His lips immediately returned to your pussy, licking slow, deep stripes up your lips before stopping to flick softly at your clit.

As your clit began to swell, Jason spent more time swirling his tongue around it. He’d make tight circles around it, suck it into his mouth while he flicked it with his tongue, and would sloppily kiss at it before repeating. You looked down to meet his eyes, and the pure desire in them made you whine.

You reached a hand down to thread through his hair, “Yes, Jason. Feels s’good-“. There was no point in trying to speak anymore, all you cared about right now was the feeling of his tongue on your pussy. He brought a single finger up to press gently into you, and wasn’t surprised at all when there was little resistance. When he curled it upwards, it pressed perfectly against your g-spit and you bucked your hips into his face.

He didn’t seem to mind at all. Actually, he began eating you out even more purposefully. You bucked and writhed against his finger, desperate for him to make you cum. Your moans went straight to his cock, and the sight of him slowly rutting his hips into the cushion of the couch only turned you on more. The moans he let out into your pussy added the perfect amount of vibration.

“fuck, keep doing that.”

Before you could get any closer to finishing, he pulled away. You pouted down at him, but the sight of your arousal coating his mustache and scruffy chin made you whimper. Jason smirked up at you, and slowed the movement of his fingers that were buried in you.

“How you doing, sweetheart?”, the way he asked was so nonchalant.

You let out a breathy laugh at the way he was still so caring, even though you knew his cock was painfully hard.

“C’mere, Jas.”, you reached down for him. You pulled him up with a hand on the back of his neck. He was eager to kiss you, licking at the seam of your lips before prodding his tongue against yours. The taste of you on his tongue made you moan, and the sound encouraged him to pull you close. Messy was the only way to describe the kiss.

“Turn around”, you moaned after you pulled away to breathe. Jason sat back against the couch, and you were quick to straddle him. Your pussy was soaked, and he could undoubtedly feel it through his boxers when you rocked against him. He threw his head back at the feeling of your lips against his neck. Both hands were planted firmly against your hips, and he used his grip to help rock you against him.

The kisses you pressed to his neck were sloppy and wet, and you would occasionally sprinkle in a teasing nip. Every time your teeth met his neck you felt his cock throb against you. You pulled away to admire his flushed face, “Look so good, Jas.”

He grinned at your compliment, and you leaned forward to press a soft kiss to his dimple. While you took a second to catch your breath, he lifted his hips to shimmy his boxers down his sculpted legs. When you returned to your position on top of him, you both sighed at the feeling of his cock pressed flush against your pussy.

You leaned forward to kiss him for a minute. This time was slow and deliberate.

Before it could get heated, you pulled away and shifted back to sit closer to his knees. His thick cock bobbed at the movement, and you looked down in awe. It was thick and veiny with an angry red tip. You gathered spit in your mouth before letting it drop down to coat his shaft. Jason moaned when you used a gentle hand to spread it up and down his cock. You brought a hand up to brush over the dark hair that coated his chest. The feeling of your hands on him made his cock throb once more.

One of your fingers brushed against Jason’s nipple and he let out an unexpected moan at the action. You made a mental note of it while you stroked him more firmly now, and ran your thumb across the head of his cock. It sat tall against your belly, and you imagined how far it would fill you up once it was finally inside of you.

You knew he was big; that was something you’d learned the first night you spent together. It didn’t cross your mind that this would be the first time you were on top, but you were beginning to wonder if you’d be able to fit all of him inside of you this way. He pulled you in for a kiss while you continued to stroke him. His breath was hot against your face, and the sounds he made were unreal.

You’d grabbed a condom earlier and slid it in the pocket of your pajama shorts, so you pulled away quickly to grab it and roll it down his shaft. As soon as you pulled back to admire your handiwork, he was bringing you in for another kiss.

Eventually, you raised up on your knees and positioned your entrance over the tip of his cock. Both of you let out moans as he finally found his way inside you, but a few inches down you needed a second to adjust. Jason could tell, and said nothing as you buried your head in his shoulder and tried to take a few deep breaths.

“Shit- Your pussy’s so tight, baby.”, you moaned at his words. You didn’t need much time to adjust to his girth, but in this position, you had nowhere to hide from his length. With gravity in consideration, you had no option but to just take it. He could tell by your moans it was a little painful, but knew that if it became too much you’d tell him.

One of his hands raised up to stroke at your back, “Look at me, sweet girl.”

You pulled away to meet his eyes. Without saying anything, he brought two fingers up to your lips and you allowed him to push them into your mouth with no hesitation. The way you sucked and swirled your tongue around his fingers made it hard for him to not buck up into you. Before he pulled them out he pressed a gentle kiss to your temple, “Good girl, Y/N”. His praise made you whimper pathetically.

Jason pressed you close to him and pulled his fingers out of your mouth before dropping them down to your clit. His slippery fingers drew sloppy circles against your clit, making it a bit easier for you to relax. Your mouth fell open in a hot, silent moan against his neck.

“That feel good, baby?”

You only moaned into his skin. His fingers stopped their movement at your lack of words, “Give me words, sweetheart”.

“Yes, Jas.”

“That’s my girl”, his fingers continued as they were before. You were already soaked, but his movements made you even more wet, which made it easier for you when you slowly started to take more of him. Your mouth fell open in a silent “o”. It hurt, but felt so good at the same time. Your hands grasped at his skin, and your nails left red lines in their path.

“mmm- You can take it, sweet girl.”, you sunk a bit lower onto him. “Just like that”, Jason moaned.

His fingers stayed toying with your clit while you were focused on taking the rest of his cock. You felt so full, his tip was nestled firmly against your cervix. Jason tipped his head down to press hot kisses against your collarbone and shoulder. His lips against your skin only aroused you more, and allowed you to sink down an inch more. It wasn’t much, but to you it felt like it could’ve been 10 inches more.

“So good for me, take my cock, honey. I know you can.”, you whimpered at his praise and felt even more compelled to please him. He pinched your clit lightly between his fingers and you squealed into his neck.

“ah!”

He chuckled lowly at the sound. After a few minutes of him helping you adjust, your clit finally made contact with the firm surface of his pubic bone. The hair there was slightly scratchy against you, but you were relieved you had taken it all.

“Ja-oh”, you were cut off by the feeling of him throbbing deep inside you.

His chest hair scratched lightly against your nipples. His hands were large and warm against you. His cock was buried so deeply in you, you could barely fathom it. All of the sensations combined made you feel high.

“Feels good being full of me, baby?”

“so good”

Jason brought you in for another kiss, and it wasn’t long before you were panting against his mouth. When he slowly started to rock you against him, you thought you were going to cum on the spot. You felt so full, and the drag of your clit against his pubic bone added just the right amount of pressure.

He grabbed a tight hold of your hips and began softly bouncing you on top of him. Your moans went up an octave, the repetitive pressure of his tip hitting your cervix gave you just the perfect amount of pleasurable pain. Looking down to where you two were joined, you let out another loud moan. Just knowing he was so deep inside of you drove you crazy.

“Take my cock baby, you can take it, can’t you?”, the slight condescending tone behind his words made you clench against him. He brought up a hand to cup your cheek as you now bounced against him on your own.

“Yes, I can take- oh”, he pinched one of your nipples in his other hand. “I can take it, I promise.”

“Of course you can, sweet girl. Made to take my fuckin’ cock, hm?”, he slipped a thumb in your mouth and you whined against it before nodding.

“mm-hmm”

He pressed a warm hand flat against the front of your belly. “You feel me there?”

You could barely form words, let alone nod. What did he expect you to do when he had you like this?

His hand had now moved to hold your jaw, forcing you to hold his stare. “Being so good, taking me so deep like this.”

Jason’s voice was low and raspy. His hands moved to cup your bouncing tits, and he leaned forward to take a nipple into his mouth. The action made you clench again, which caused him to bite harder. When he hit harder, it made you clench again. It was a beautiful cycle.

He sucked on the hardened buds like it was his only mission in life. One of his hands reached behind your head to bury itself in your hair. The other raised up to land a quick slap against your breast, and he watched in awe as you moaned and arched into him.

“Want to feel you cum on my cock”, thank fuck. You didn’t know how much longer you could last.

“m’so close Jason please”

“Please what, sweet girl?”

“I-ohhh”, your words trailed off into a moan.

Truthfully, you didn’t even know what you were asking for. Somehow Jason knew, as he pulled you down onto him in a quick rhythm, and angled your hips just right so that your clit wouldn’t be neglected.

Tears pricked your eyes as you threw your head back.

“shit, Y/n. Cum for me, sweet girl”, his moans combined with his lips pressed to your pulse point sent you barreling over the edge. You practically screamed as you came on his cock, squeezing it and sending your juices dripping down his shaft.

The feeling of your walls milking him sent him into his own orgasm, hands pulling you close, breath hot in your ear. He held you firmly against him as he filled up the condom. Hopefully, you’d eventually know what it felt like to have him truly fill you up.

His cock pulsed against the deepest parts of you while the two of you did your best to calm your breathing. Jason had a tight hold on you, pressing you into his chest and stroking your hair while whispering praises to you.

“Did so good, my honey.”

You blushed against his skin and squeezed him tight. When his cock had gone soft you gently, and shakily, slid off him. He didn’t let you go far, and pulled you back in before you could even get off his lap.

He slid the condom off before letting you settle against him, and grabbed a throw blanket off the back of the couch to drape over your back. The two of you discussed plans for the rest of the night and next day, before getting up to shower.

When you attempted to stand, your legs trembled a bit and you could already feel the beginnings of an ache deep down.

Jason chuckled at you before helping you up and to the bathroom, “Better get used to it, baby.”

Thanks for reading!

#jason sudeikis smut #jason sudeikis imagine #jason sudeikis x reader #jason sudeikis #jsuds #jason sudeikis rpf #rpf #my writing

[sneaky-salty-bitch]

The way the loud cheering scares him and catapults him back to reality and away from a panic attack.

#i hate this show I’m going to be sick #jason sudeikis #ted lasso #sneakysaltyposts #sneakysaltyedits #sneakysaltygifs #tedlassogifs #tuserliliana #ted lasso apple tv #ted lasso season 3 #ted lasso s3 #jsuds #ted lasso spoilers

[sillygooseassociation]

Celebrity Crush

Request: hiiii 🥹 could you write something about jason being asked about his celebrity crush and he says reader (maybe reader is a singer or an actress) and gets flustered by it 🥹🥹

Description: Visiting his friend Jimmy Fallon ahead of hosting SNL, Jason's interview focuses a bit on you, the musical guest for the episode.

Pairing: Jason Sudeikis x celebrity!reader

Word Count: 2.4k

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Studio 6B erupted into cheers as Jason stepped out from behind the blue curtain, raising a hand up in greeting as he placed the other on his chest in a humbling manner. With a kick in his step, he heads to Jimmy, giving his old friend a hug in front of the desk before sitting down in the first chair. The claps die down as Jason lightly slaps the tops of his thighs, joining the excitement, “Yeah!”

Jimmy lets out a small laugh as Jason waves to the crowd once more before Questlove plays the final entertaining rhythm on his drums, “Jason Sudeikis, everyone!” Jason sends a bright smile to the audience before Jimmy drums a couple of beats on his desk, “So Jason, just visiting the show, right? No exciting plans?”

The crowd laughs though Jason internally rolls his eyes at the cheesiness of the question. Obviously, everyone knows why he’s at Rockefeller, in general, that week, nonetheless on the Tonight Show for the Thursday show. Jason brought his hand up to scratch the side of his face jokingly, “Yeah, there’s something small happening, if I remember correctly. I think it’s this small indie feature or something? I’m not sure, my agent just told me to keep my Saturday open.”

“Oh yeah, that one comedy special thing, right? Weekend Live Show?” Laughter, though mostly artificial Jason suspects, fills the room as Jason nods his head slowly, clasping his hands in his lap. “Something like that, sure.” Jimmy recounts a story from their time together at Saturday Night Live, Jason laughing at the appropriate times though his mind is somewhere else, something that seemed to be happening quite often that week.

“So SNL this week, you’re hosting for the second time and joined by first-time musical guest Y/N L/N.” The crowd cheers loudly at the mere mention of your name, something that makes Jason smile brightly, happy you are getting the recognition and support you so clearly deserve. Nodding excitedly as he turns to Jimmy, Jason’s eyes light up when he sees his friend holding up a picture of him standing in between you and Kenan for one of the promos. 

“Are you a fan of Y/N? Like, Jason, I know you, we’re friends, I’ve heard the Ted Lasso soundtracks. I can’t imagine you tend to listen to music like Y/N’s.” Jason chuckles lowly at Jimmy’s question, it’s true, his eclectic taste in music doesn’t typically extend to the modern indie pop you create. “I mean, yeah, I guess my playlists tend to have more of the classics, but her stuff is great. I would definitely consider myself a fan, first I was just listening to her albums while driving my kids around. But then I would be heading home after dropping them off at school and I’d catch myself singing along before I realized I could be listening to whatever I wanted.”

At that, the audience laughs, some nodding their heads in what seemed like agreement, Jason laughing slightly at himself before continuing the conversation, “So yes, I am a fan of her music, though I will say, I know more about her film career than I do her music career.” Jimmy nods in understanding, switching the card in his hand to a poster for your upcoming film Glass Onion, the sequel to Knives Out. “A highly anticipated film for fans of the first one, has Y/N said anything about her first blockbuster film after only previously starring in independent films?”

Jason shakes his head, clearing his throat as he switches which of his legs rests on the other, “We haven’t talked much about either of our careers really other than the usual ‘I love your work’ when first meeting. I can say though,” Jason turns to the main camera, pointing at it with a serious look on his face, “don’t kill me Lorne, the writers’ room told me I could share,” Jimmy erupting into his iconic life as he claps his hands, Jason then turning back to the host as if nothing happened, “Y/N is gracing us with her acting talent in a couple of sketches this week and she is an absolute star. I’m telling you, she should be hosting, not me. I would be happy to let her take over and do both jobs as I watch in the audience.”

The audience laughs before the conversation moves on, talking about Jason’s days on SNL and switching, of course, to Jimmy begging for any season three information as Jason refuses to budge while laughing at his friend. Soon enough, Jimmy throws it to commercial, allowing for the glam squad to come freshen each of them up as the production team shifts things around for the next segment and coming musical performance. As his suit gets lint rolled for the nth time, Jimmy looks at Jason who is talking with his assistant. Not intending to eavesdrop but also not doing his due diligence to give his guest privacy, he overhears the assistant pass a message along from the SNL crew, a message that includes your name in it.

Jimmy’s eyebrow arches and he quirks his head to the side, noticing Jason’s cheeks turn a light red at the mention of your name. Getting a devious idea in his head, Jimmy whips his phone out, typing at lightning speed so he can get all the information possible before they film Jason’s final interview portion. 

Jimmy Fallon: Hey, you talk more frequently to JSuds than I do, is he seeing anyone right now?

Seth Meyers: Nope, single. But he’s basically in love with Y/N L/N. He was at my place when his agent told him that she was the musical guest for his episode, he was practically jumping out of his seat.

Jimmy Fallon: That was my guess, thanks.

Seth Meyers: Yeah, sure. 

Seth Meyers: Wait, why are you asking me? Aren’t you with him right now for your show? Just ask him.

Seth Meyers: Jimmy, did you use me? I swear to God.

Seth Meyers: Fallon?

Seth Meyers: Oh fuck.

Jimmy pockets his phone as the glam squad rushes backstage, the producer counting them down from ten, “Hey Jason, we’re good friends right?” Turning to him with a confused look on his face, Jason nods apprehensively “…Yes, why?” Jimmy shoos away his question in their last four seconds, “Nothing, just wanted to make sure it was fresh on your mind.”

The Roots performed the intro music as the audience cheered, Jason putting on his best smile and content face as Jimmy welcomed everyone back, though he was truly confused out of his fucking mind. “Welcome back everyone! Now, Jason, everyone probably thinks of us as being on SNL at the same time and while they’re technically true, they’re also wrong.”

Jason nods, though his head was still wrapped in confusion, especially since he thought the show agenda said they’d be talking about his experience directing as compared to acting, not returning to the topic of their alma mater. “You make a good point. We were at the show at the same time, but I was in the writers’ room and you were in the cast. I was featured in a sketch every now and then, but nothing major. My first season as part of the cast was 2005, which I think was the first season without you, right?”

Jimmy leans back in his chair, nodding as a small smirk appears on his face, something that terrifies Jason when paired with the glint in Jimmy’s eyes that he recognized as dangerous, “Yeah, exactly, my last season was 2004. You know who we both worked with a lot, both on camera and in writing?” Jason looks at him with a clearly confused expression, something that makes both the audience and the host laugh, “Um yeah, lots of people Jim. But I’m sure you’re going to tell me who you’re specifically talking about.”

Chuckling as a facade, Jimmy internally prays that this goes over well as, hoping that his friend’s sense of humor prevails over his possible embarrassment, “Well I was texting with Seth, Seth Meyers,” he says pointedly to the crowd who clap, “before the show, and you’ll never guess what he told me.” Jason throws his head back over the top of the chair, dramatically groaning as the audience laughs, “I swear to God Jimmy, if this is a drunk writers’ room story…”

The late-night host laughs as he swats away the suggestion, “No, not at all. He was just telling me about a little crush that you have.” The studio is suddenly filled with “ooo”s as the audience goes wild. Jason turns to his friend, turning red in the face as he shakes his head, biting his inner cheek in disbelief before letting out a dangerously low chuckle, “Oh, did he now?”

Based on the embarrassed man’s response, Jimmy knows he is safe to continue though he lets Jason lead the conversation and how much he wants to share. “He did in fact. He told me about how you were, and I quote, ‘practically jumping out of your chair’ in his living room when this crush was brought up in conversation.” Jason rolls his eyes at the exaggeration, though he is also aware that it may not be too far off from what happened when he got that call, “Okay, I don’t know if I would go that far. Geez, I feel like I’m in high school again.” Turning to the audience, Jason makes a jokingly agitated face, “You spend ten years in this place and suddenly it's like you’re right back in homeroom when you come back for the reunion.”

The audience laughs and while Jimmy knows what he said was fairly accurate, he was not going to let Jason sidestep this conversation. “Meyers has never exaggerated in his entire life, don’t you dare suggest that.” With a statement that false, Jason has to roll his eyes before Jimmy can continue, “It seems your crush is someone we all know, someone I’m sure quite a few people in the audience and many more at home have crushes on as well. Care to share?”

Jason shakes his head as he chuckles, dramatically waving his hands to show his opposition to the suggestion. Not surprisingly though, the studio erupts in cheers, egging Jason on, cheering for the celebrity drama. Jason licks his bottom lip quickly as he looks down at his sneakers, trying to figure out how to nicely reveal that he was practically in love with you (though he would maintain the secret of the severity of his attraction to you, of course). 

Taking a deep breath, Jason attempts to steady his racing heartbeat. Was he really about to do this? Why would he admit on international television that he had a fat puppy love crush on you? Sure, the episode was filmed the afternoon before the evening of airing, they could cut it if he asked, but he would be trending on Twitter as soon as the audience had access to their phones again. 

It’s not like he was asking for your hand in marriage, just telling Jimmy that he was attracted to you. Worst case scenario, you ignore Jason for the next two days aside from your sketches together, sure, awkwardness would linger in the air, but you’re both professionals. Best case scenario, you tell Jason that he’s hot as fuck, you two have the best sex of your lives, and then live happily ever after, together for the rest of your lives. He admits, maybe the second possibility was more of a fantasy, but it's his mind, he can dream about anything he wants.

Jason looks back up at the audience, who continue to cheer, before glancing to a smiling Jimmy Fallon. He takes one more deep breath, his face turning a darker shade of red before he can even say anything. “Let’s just say, I wouldn’t mind a personal concert from this person instead of just singing along in my car.”

Hearing the reference to the earlier conversation about you, the audience absolutely loses it as they all stand, clapping and cheering. Jimmy lets out a loud laugh, clapping Jason on the shoulder and pointing to him while looking at the camera, “Jason Sudeikis, everyone! Catch him and his favorite musical guest, Y/N L/N, on Saturday Night Live at 11:35 PM!” 

Jason is rushed backstage, different crew members complimenting him on his interview as he heads in the direction of his dressing room. He looks to his left to find his assistant joining his walk, passing him his phone as she gives him a nervous smile. Sensing her uneasiness at the possibility of Jason being frustrated with her for Jimmy’s questioning, he sends her a reassuring smile before thanking her for his phone and sending her back to studio 8H where he’d meet her.

He continues the journey to his room, needing to grab his stuff before he can head back to rehearsal and last-minute rewrites ahead of the coming show. Jason chuckles as he unlocks his phone, ignoring all of the texts from his publicist that was watching from the production room, instead opening his messages from Seth.

Seth Meyers: Okay don’t be mad at me.

Seth Meyers: He didn’t tell me he was going to do that.

Seth Meyers: Actually, I don’t know what he did but I KNOW he did something.

Seth Meyers: So yeah, not me. Jimmy. He’s the one that sucks, yeah?

Jason types out his response, pausing to open his door though he doesn’t look up from his phone, instead finishing his text. But before he can press send, he notices the shape of something, or someone, on the room’s couch. Looking up, Jason is shocked, and subsequently incredibly nervous, to find you lounged on the couch, smiling at him. He takes note of the television remote in your hand, the television sitting opposite the couch that he knows was just playing his interview. Jason lets out a nervous chuckle as he tries to figure out what to say, brushing his hair back as he looks at you. Before he can say anything though, you stand up and walk towards him, only about five inches of space between the two of you as you smile brightly up at him, the smile turning into a small smirk.

“Personal concert, huh?”

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[gaytedlasso]

so there I was, blue paint on my titties

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happy bday jason

aka the picture as if should’ve been taken: sans both shirt and hair dye

#this could be Ted or it could be Jason either one is fine idc I just had to draw it #I SHOULDVE BEEN DOING HOMEWORK BUT #I blame Jared for reminding me it was Jason’s bday #anyways HI HELLO this is also Moe’s fault #first prompt she ever threw at me 💍❤️✨ #sketch.art #Ted lasso #jason sudeikis #Ted lasso fanart #jsuds

[thatonesquintern13]

saw someone on twitter petition for hannah waddingham to be persephone in disney pjo but i’m here to start the jsuds as the voice of blackjack the pegasus campaign

#jason sudeikis #jsuds #percy jackon and the olympians #would also love to see hannah as ANYONE in the show if rick is reading this and wants my opinion