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[gingericywolf]

Ben: I have been diagnosed with Chicago

Brooklynn: you have mental Illinois

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[ambriel-angstwitch]

Kenji: That's ridiculous. Ben doesn't have a crush on me!

Yaz: Yes he does.

Brooklyn: Yes he does.

Ben: Yes I do.

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[marce-mallow]

Kenji: Just because you had ONE BAD DAY at camp doesn’t mean you get to ruin MY experience!

Ben: I fell off a monorail and was attacked by PTERODONS

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[campfam-benjii]

Kenji: I need help

Brooklyn: Dude you need lot’s of help!

Darius: More than we can provide, thats for sure.

Yaz: You need like professional help…

Ben: Not to disagree but I think he is talking about the can…

Darius: Ohh we know, but we don’t want to help him or else he’ll try to cook for us again…

Sammy: No, thank you!

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[paranormalplanet]

Kenji: Darius won’t come out of his room!

Brandon: Just tell him I said something.

Kenji: Like what?

Brandon: Anything factually incorrect.

Kenji, shrugging: If you say so.

Darius, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

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[stars-and-magic-swords]

Sammy: Truth or Dare?

Yaz: truth

Sammy: I dare you to kiss me

Yaz, leaning in for a kiss: You better believe I'm not here to lose

Darius:

Darius: What the heck she didn’t even choose dare

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[nineratsinatrenchcoat]

Kenji: It’s one banana, Darius, what could it cost? Ten dollars?

Darius: You’ve never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you?

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[cottoncandyhairedrgodess]

Darius: Just be yourself. Yasmina: 'Be myself'? Darius, I have one day to win Sammy over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me? Brooklyn: Couple weeks. Kenji: Six months. Ben: Jury’s still out. Yasmina: See, Darius? Yasmina: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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[kate-cuphead-fans]

Brooklyn: Why are your tongues purple?

Darius: We had slushies, I had a blue one

Ben: I had a red one

Brooklyn: Oh

Brooklyn: . . .

Brooklyn: OH

Kenji: You drank each other’s slushies?

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[tyranno-snore-us]

Some of the jwcc adults as incorrect quotes!

Tiff : I was put on this earth to do one thing.  Tiff : Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

Roxie: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.

Tiff : Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-  Mitch : CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!

Hap : Do you have a bobby pin?  Tiff : Yeah. *searches in her hair*  Tiff : Oh, no, wait. I’m not a nine-year-old girl.

Dave : Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!  Roxie: That doesn't exist.  Dave : Not with that attitude.

Tiff : I wish I had more enemies.  Mitch : I’m sure you will someday, honey.

Kash : Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

Wu, when Jurassic World all goes to shit: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.

Tiff : I am literally evil incarnate.  Tiff : I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.  Tiff : Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.

Kash : Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.  Kash : But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

Wu: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

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[gingericywolf]

Darius: It's ok to be Sad.

Darius: cause SAD stands for 'Secretly a Dinosaur'

Darius: Rawr

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[ambriel-angstwitch]

Kenji: Dad l'd like you to know that me and Ben are now dating.

Daniel: You're disowned!

Kenji: ...

Daniel: Not because you're dating a boy.

Daniel: But because it's the jungle boy. You could do better

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[marce-mallow]

Kenji: Okay, Darius and I are both drowning. Who do you save?

Ben: I don’t know, both of you?

Kenji: No, you can only save one

Ben: Well then Darius I suppose because he can’t swim that well and you’re an excellent swimmer

Kenji: Suppose I was holding an anchor. Who would you save then?

Ben: Why don’t you just let go of the anchor?

Kenji: It’s a family heirloom

Ben: I’m leaving

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[that-random-outsider]

Kenji: I made tea

Ben: I don’t want tea. Kenji: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Ben: Then why are you telling me? Kenji: It is a conversation starter. Ben: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Kenji: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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[therealrbs]

Ben: *pulls out a knife* Darius: oh no Ben: *uses it to open a box* Darius: phew Ben: *pulls a flamethrower out of the box* Darius: oh no

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[hadesisqueer]

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