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Kamen Rider Geats episode 47 poorly summarized via memes with as little context as possible:

#kamen rider geats poorly summarized #kamen rider ep 47 #kamen rider geats #loved that beroba's wish made a tree glow #while kekera's instantly took out all riders save keiwa #like damn okay #writing department really went 'we got no idea what our other riders would do this ep' #and someone went 'lets do classic senti and have them literally out of the picture' #watching that buffalo plush get tossed around and be in side shots was amazing #'why' indeed sara #tbh villain plan was really tight this ep #of course doesnt work but like #solid plan #cockroach v frog is referring to daichi and kekera #listen that monster form looks like a cockroach and it fits #im right #also daichi's role this ep? very tightly written #do i want him gone still? yeah a little #idk i feel like i would like his character more if we got like an actual redemption arc #idk couldve shown more that getting the memories from all the people taught him empathy #but we don't have time for that #so weve got this halfsies #also we got some prime early arc keiwa this ep #does not disappoint #also appreciate jiit stating the undertow of all the plot with admin #my existence is nothing i am meaningless i am a cog that will be replaced over and over #your victory here achieves nothing #like yes yes #were getting to the good stuff #agree with everyone and their mom though that wouldve loved for geats friends to break him out

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Kamen Rider Geats episode 31 poorly summarized via memes with as little context as possible:

#kamen rider geats #kamen rider geats poorly summarized #kamen rider geats ep 31 #hello hello im back on my bs #and can i just say i have ZERO clue how theyre resolving this arc #really no damn idea #also tho the catholic jokes write themselves this episode #heaven? hell? a god who judges on arbitrary will unknown to us? #sorry did i miss geats and somehow end up back in sunday school? #also a man sacrifices his flesh for his son too #“this is my body eat of it and you shall live” #anyways #also surprised how they revealed info vital to both ace and keiwa this ep #wasnt expecting there to be such a clinical reason behind the death of his parents tbh #also poor keiwa #he was relevant to the plot but at what cost AT WHAT COST #still have no idea what they plan on doing w buffa #we gonna bring up that turning into a jyamato thing or...?

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Kamen Rider Geats episode 42 poorly summarized via memes with as little context as possible:

#kamen rider geats #kamen rider geats poorly summarized #kamen rider geats ep 42 #we got weird cults baybees #cross that one of your bingo cards! #imma be real these episodes are getting more and more chaotic and so are my recaps #also gotta love when the costume department pulls out the terrible wigs #no hate towards em but white wigs have never looked good #inevitably i will see the actor's hair peeking through #save me mr obama post is for daichi and kekera #honestly man what were you expecting #literally no one on team jyamato had your back and you were expecting the dude you've talked to maybe twice to help you #all that knowledge and he still can't read the writing on the walls smh #also buffa catching the sword was impressive #figured we'd do the zombie regen thing but im not complaining #neon i am so sorry honey that the plot won't let you be helpful #maybe you get to get your powers back soon and talk keiwa down with the power of friendship #the xbox bit is about our fav tanuki and how he's treating this world rewriting stuff #anyway see you suckers next week

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Kamen Rider Geats episode 38 poorly summarized via memes with as little context as possible:

#kamen rider geats #kamen rider geats poorly summarized #kamen rider geats ep 38 #the previews hyped up Keiwa's transformation #only to have it completely disappear #funny af #also gunning down the Producer? #honestly didn't expect her to pull out a legit gun but good for her #if Tsumuri can't shoot a man at least Samas can #that episode fr thought I was going to care about his “This isn't Reality Entertainment” speech and feel bad for his death #i am so sorry but i did neither of those things #to those of you who like random snacks man im sorry for your loss #im just standing here like 'there are so many characters and I just want the main four to be plot relevant' #neon come back to us baby #kyuun really walked up to neon with no plan #adds another point to the 'Kyuun is Twelve' conspiracy board #someone said they hope Ace creates a utopia dystopia and I am 1000% for this #let the core four interact again #i am begging #also if you dont see a 37 meme recap #mind your business david #i was too exhausted by Discourse to be funny #anyways hope yall are ready for next week

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Kamen Rider Geats episode 35 poorly summarized via memes with as little context as possible:

#kamen rider geats poorly summarized #kamen rider geats #kamen rider geats ep 35 #the fact they're collecting hella cracked ID cores CONCERNS me #reminded me of the DR unlock mode where you collect parts to build more monokumas #but couldnt find good footage of that within 3 minutes of googling which is my limit for effort for these shitposts #anyways if it doesn't bite em all on the ass later imma be suprised #nadge-sparrow once again thinks hes the smartest mfer when he doesnt know jack #he died as he lived: without purpose #seriously tho if daichi was your fav im so sorry the narrative does not care for him #love that beroba and kekera are j chilling and are like 'aight plan B' #love keiwa trying to help his sis out but also honey this isnt sustainable #no idea why the boys are chilling in a warehouse when buffa no longer must pretend to be dead and ace has zillion dollars but go off ig #'they're laying low' i hear you but consider: hotels exist #ace saw michinaga in a warehouse and went 'i can work with this' #love seeing girls be friends #i know theyre just gonna kill off keiwa's sister but let me enjoy the fluff while it lasts #also i am aware i skipped episodes - probs gonna do dif stuff for those so can look forward to that

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Kamen Rider Geats episode 39 poorly summarized via memes with as little context as possible:

#kamen rider geats #kamen rider geats poorly summarized #kamen rider geats ep 39 #ngl this episode was lit if only for seeing actors interact with other people again #the uhaul lesbian joke writes itself #also gotta love that ace's world is less than ideal because of michinaga #like that's just plain funny #also if ace's world is so great why can't he pay win huh #do like that he was just like 'memory wiping? nah lets get rid of that' #i wonder if this means older riders are gonna show up #probably the ones that got announced for the film but who knows #anyways how DID michinaga know where keiwa lives? #accepting all reasoning #shitpost or otherwise lol #love that kekera and beroba are just hanging #by the wording of their wishes i think theyre just gonna auto die once they get their kicks granted #which yknow fair #whats so great about the future anyways - live fast die young you freaks #kinda dislike how the show's going for the angle of 'there's nothing to win if you fight' #cuz like we did this in the clipshow ep #idk the fact that they get to choose is more compelling #but it makes sense that ace would phrase it that way #same token it's moreover 'hey you don't have to fight. it's not needed and there's no reason you have to' #which yknow it's a fair enough reason #anyways that op got me *feeling*

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Kamen Rider Geats episode 41 poorly summarized via memes with as little context as possible:

#kamen rider geats poorly summarized #kamen rider geats #kamen rider geats ep 41 #so much happened #good for you tsumuri for being plot relevant again #ik her arc is about the fact she has no agency or anything #and like shes learning to care and do stuff #but like damn really wouldve appreciated more of that talk with keiwa #granted they showed enough to get the point across #both that tsumuri is choosing to do this #and that keiwa is uhhhh making Decisions #but still #love that ace rewrote the world and kept his dumbass fame #theres no reason to keep that anymore #in fact it is detrimental at times #but pretty boys gotta get their attention somehow ig #neon i am so sorry everyone in your girl group keeps dying #if the door makes no sense just think about how one might describe keiwa this week #i love watching the boys fight #also their alliance sucks so bad #ace you couldve told either of the two riders about the stage 2 jyamato #or better yet CAPTURED IT #instead of just zoooming out of there #so that the jyamato could go on to then attack the construction site and nearly kill people? potentially kill people offscreen? #love buffa's 'shit not again face' #also speaking of fights CANE #that's all

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Kamen Rider Geats episode 21 poorly summarized via memes with as little context as possible:  

#kamen rider geats #in the series of My Sibling Continues To Be Hit With the Dodgeball of Prophecy #they called Sei just having found the Desaster card and confronting the real imposter #so like #that's two times this has happened which isnt a lot but it's weird that it happened twice #things be heating up this episode #i have no idea why sparrow is back #maybe to screw over Buffa #idk #kamen rider geats 21 #kamen rider geats poorly summarized

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Kamen Rider Geats episode 32 poorly summarized via memes with as little context as possible:

#kamen rider geats poorly summarized #kamen rider geats #kamen rider geats ep 32 #i am *screaming* #wth actually happened #literally was expecting none of this #does it make sense? yes #was I prepared? no #beroba and michinaga's relationship continues to fascinate me #still out here wondering why she brought nadge-sparrow on board though #the last minute of the episode is driving me feral #along with those goddamn previews #WHAT IS GOING ON MY GUYS #for actual spoiler-ish commentary... #find it incredibly funny that beroba and daichi were like 'wtf d you think you're doing attacking michi?' #and the jyamato was just like 'i get to do what i want' #and they both collectively were like 'aight'

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Kamen Rider Geats episode 19 poorly summarized via memes with as little context as possible:

#kamen rider geats #unironically enjoying that these past two weeks have kamen rider and precure going 'yea food is important' #'food is life' #'food's how i show that i care' #like always im sat here waiting for it to be next sunday again #kamen rider geats poorly summarized

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Kamen Rider Geats episode 28 poorly summarized via memes with as little context as possible:

#kamen rider geats poorly summarized #kamen rider geats 28 #fr that ending tho #also hella excited by the previews #neon gets to be plot important again yes go off queen #glad i could find the parad breakdown video cuz thats all i could think of #when ziin was talking about the importance of life and new emotions #anyways it looks like sponsors may just be dipping out #which is good cuz like theres so many characters guys #we havent seen neon and keiwa in ages #also funniest fucking decision #to have ace and ziin having an emotional heart to heart scene #and then just hardcut #to the other riders and their sponsors watching it on their flatscreens #i was DYING #kamen rider geats

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Kamen Rider Geats episode 27 poorly summarized via memes with as little context as possible:

#kamen rider geats #kamen rider geats poorly summarized #throwback to that mythbuster's fingerprint hacking #i feel like most of these are self explanatory this week #nancy drew is because ziin be out here acting like this is some big mystery hes gotta solve #no idea who the vtuber is but all i could think of w the cliffhanger was 'graduation stream' #so theres that #and yes im aware im late #i also wish i had access to a laptop sunday but life be what it be #shouldve worked in a reference for how sparrow is out here doing the least as management strategizer man #but i am lazy and tired #just know i feel it in my soul #kamen rider geats 27

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Kamen Rider Geats episode 30 poorly summarized via memes with as little context as possible:

#kamen rider geats #kamen rider geats poorly summarized #i was actually surprised at how well neon's mom handled everything cuz her mental state in the other world was Not Good #the fact she recovered and was all 'Neon don't go' was actually nice? #idk im more sympathetic to her than her bastard husband #ftr the cleaver hand is from alton brown's (OG) hand washing psa #also ty to the people who are making kamen rider collar grab comps #they are valued members of our society #i was watching this ep and was immediately like 'oo a reverse collar grab! double points!' #so that tells you everything you need to know about me #yes this is extremely late (by my standards) #no i will not promise to do better #cuz i know for this upcoming one im gonna be watching late for Reasons #so ep 31 will also be late #its fiiiiiiinnnneee #this is niche af content anyways #kamen rider geats ep 30 #oh also previews lead me to believe that michi just straight up #tells ace what he learned #which ngl would be baller and funny as shit #michinaga .2 seconds after dramatic reveal “yo ace are you in the headspace to receive potentially devasting news” #drops info without waiting for an answer #immediately gets back on his bs

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Kamen Rider Geats episode 29 poorly summarized via memes with as little context as possible:

#okay well this was a rollercoster #love that buffa was like 'i have a plan' #and it was luring people into a trap via waving red flags #does this mean he found ace's joke about wearing red in ep 5 hilarious and just refused to react cuz geats #or did he slowly just accept that he will always be cowman #lets be real we knew as soon as it was a bday nothing would go right #still uhhh her dad is somehow worse now #also i guess we know which main ship the show is going for? #lowkey tho i love both the boys shopping for a bday gift for neon #peak behavior #beroba really said its time for girl on girl violence #she made a chibi version of herself just to dox neon like that #kamen rider geats poorly summarized #kamen rider geats ep 29 #kyuun couldve gotten yelled at more but ill take what i can get

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Kamen Rider Geats episode 25 poorly summarized via memes with as little context as possible:

#kamen rider geats poorly summarized #kamen rider geats 25 #kamen rider geats #so freaking glad they changed the op shots again #cant wait to see what bs reasoning they give to get our protag out of getting shanked by a bull #in other news fingers crossed neon has realized who her sponsor is #and will troll him back #he deserves it #the frog continues to be the only sponsor with rights #also to all the girlies meme-ing 'Beroba dressed her oshi nice for his debut :)" #good news: yall are eating well tonight #we also got Toru's ID core this episode #now if only I could do basic id skills and figure out what his animal is #anyways this arc is just Beroba going off and I love that for her #please get Sparrow out of here though #its objectively funny how they list him in the OP and then in the ep go 'you dont even go here' #how are we only on episode 25? #so many things keep happening guys

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Kamen Rider Geats episode 44 poorly summarized via memes with as little context as possible:

#kamen rider geats poorly summarized #kamen rider geats ep 44 #i really am getting slower at these lol #'oh no - anyways' i tycoon's reaction to neon's kidnapping/targetting btw #included the bell cuz that was the hint that ace was doing weird god stuff for neon #trying to find a decent pic of fate stay night's archer's shitton of swords was much more difficult than anticipated btw #love buffa coming to tycoon's den with a metal pipe rage and unfounded confidence #like bro why did you think this fight was gonna go well? #that power creep has had your hands tied for the past five episodes my guy #thanks for the reminder of the intrinsic body horror of the revolve function though #'cant bash in my skull if i rearrange all my bones!' brilliant play zero notes #its important to have those before you spend eight hours on a 'joke' #anyways neon's back baybeeeee #love that for her #also the fact that she's got reality breaking powers and didnt have to sell her soul? A+ #keiwa take notes lol #really wish the 'family bonding in the ER' in glittery sparkle gif but then id break my self imposed time limit for shitposts #honestly im okay w how her family arc was treated #...even if i spent the episode screaming for blood #idk what happened there #went full feral #blood for the blood god moments #i am now a neon's mom defender #she did the best she could #clearly loves her daughter and always loved her #the more you find out about her the more youre like 'ohhhhh thats why youre like this' #so like let her get therapy and im 1000% sure she'll be fine #her dad doesn't deserve the redemption arc but at least hes now gotta put in the work to be a good dad #instead of dying and pretending that's the same #anyways those previews huh