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littlefanthings · 10 months
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That wasn’t Dani Rojas crushing those Doritos.
That was Rani Dojas. That guy’s a jerk.
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believesthings · 1 year
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Different Kind of Touch// Ted Lasso x Reader
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Summary: After seeing your boyfriend, Ted Lasso, roll out his new “Led Tasso” method at training, you have an unexpected response and you’re surprised to come home one day to find that your boyfriend has decided to bring this new method into the bedroom. 
A/N: I haven’t written smut in like 7 years but I really wanted to write this. (and just like our man Ted says “training makes perfect”) so I figured there was no better way to get comfortable with writing smut again except to just dive into it. Also shoutout to @calzone-d​, since her message of encouragement is what pushed me to complete this. Full disclosure, you might have to suspend some disbelief for this piece. It’s hard for me to say what would be in character for “Led Tasso” since we only have one scene of him in the show. But what is fanfiction but the deepest desires of our imaginations? 
Warnings: Smut, Panty gagging, fingering 
It was a complete coincidence that you showed up to training the same day that Ted decided to unveil his Led Tasso method. You and Ted had both been so busy lately and you wanted to surprise him at work. You didn’t see him down in his office when you arrived, however, Beard was there with a signature football book propped open, absorbing the tactics like a sponge. 
“Hey Beard. Where’s Ted?” 
“Getting ready for training.” 
Nate chimes in - “Apparently, we’re using Led Tasso today.” 
Looking between the two men you ask, “What the hell is Led Tasso?” 
“The last resort, apparently.” 
Sitting a couple rows behind Dr. Sharon, you see your boyfriend come out onto the pitch, grumbling and throwing a cup up at the stands. He flips over the drink table and it certainly startles you, it’s pretty rare to see aggression from Ted even if this is still pretty goofy.
Watching the team lean down and touch their toes - and then touch each other’s toes, you couldn’t help but laugh. 
Even though the whole thing was certainly absurd, it was definitely doing something for you. 
Watching him flip over a table, telling Collin off for running his mouth, and when he picked up the ball and started talking about the ‘air hole nub,’ you were embarrassingly close to squirming in your seat; the whole thing reminding you all too well what it felt like to have his own fingers on you. 
Beard snaps him back to reality and there is again - sweet Ted. He waves up at you, “Hey there Darlin’! I wasn’t expecting to see you today.” 
“I know - I was a surprise. I figured we could have lunch together today.” 
“What a sweet surprise you are. Course we can have lunch together, come on.” 
Making your way down to him, he wraps his arm around you and presses a kiss to your temple. 
“So, Led Tasso, huh?” 
“Yeah, you know like we were tellin’ the doc, sometimes you just gotta try different methods, you know? You never know what will help.” 
“You’re the best coach I’ve ever seen, Ted. Keep doing your thing and I’m sure it’ll all work out.” 
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“What is all this?” 
Ted looks up at you, smiling. “Well, I figured we’ve both been so busy lately it was time for us to have some much needed time together, alone.” 
Candles and soft lighting decorated the room, a very romantic atmosphere. However, you could also see a stash of towels on the bed which said to you - your needs were going to be thoroughly taken care of tonight. You were already practically squirming in anticipation of what was to come. 
Ted makes his way over, taking your face in his hands and kisses you. “I won’t lie to you, darling. I’ve been craving your body all day. I could barely focus on training cause I was thinking about you so much. Beard had to snap me back to reality a few times.” 
He pulls back, drinking you in. “You are an absolute vision, you know.” 
His hands roam down grabbing you by the waist as he makes his way down and starts kissing your neck. Murmuring against your skin, “You’re wearing too many clothes.” 
Rolling your eyes and chuckling lightly at him, you reply, “I’m wearing shorts, Ted.” 
“Well, they’re in the way.” 
“They do come off, you know.” 
He lifts his head up and locks his eyes with yours. “Can I take your clothes off, sweetheart?” 
“I thought you’d never ask.” 
Lifting your shirt up over your head and throwing it to the side, he wastes no time pressing kisses on your now exposed skin. His lips and hands making their way leisurely down your body until he reaches your hips. He pulls your shorts down and you kick them out of the way as you step out of them. 
“Would you do me a favor and kneel on those towels for me, love?” 
You drop a knowing gaze to the bulge in his pants and he chuckles at you. “Oh, believe me darlin’ I wouldn’t be opposed to you taking care of me like that, but tonight is about putting your pleasure first.” 
Which was funny to you, because with Ted every night was about putting your pleasure first. 
“Here let me lie down behind you.” You settle down on the towels and he pulls you back into his chest. “Just like that. Can you close your eyes for me?” He whispers in your ear. 
You let out a sigh as you feel Ted’s large hands roaming over your body. “I want you to clear your head and focus on my touch, okay?” 
Nodding your head, he whispers again, “good girl.” 
You let out a whimper at the clenching you can feel in your core at his words. 
He cups your breasts in his hands and rubs his thumbs over your nipples, feeling them harden under his touch.  “I love the little noises you make.” he says as he starts kissing your neck. 
“Can you spread your legs open for me, baby?” 
You comply, opening your legs and raising up off the towel as Ted slides your panties down and places them off to the side. 
“There you go. Just like that.” You begin squirming against him and he presses his hands against your thighs, holding you still. “Shh, keep your eyes closed.” He runs one hand  up and down your inner thighs while the other hand reaches up and gently grabs your neck. He’s back in your ear again, “I’m going to take care of you, darlin’.” 
Of course he was. He always did. 
“Now, a little birdie told me that you uh-” He clears his throat, “you really enjoyed the show you got out on the pitch the other day, that a certain someone really grabbed your attention.”
Since you’ve only made one recent trip to Ted’s work, it didn’t take long for you to figure out what Ted was talking about. His alter ego, Led Tasso. 
Your eyes shoot open and come face to face with his own hazel irises gazing back at you. “How did you - “ A little birdie told me. “Oh, I’m going to kill him.” 
“Now honey, there’s no need to go gettin’ mad at Beard. I could tell when I saw you that day that training obviously had an effect on you. You looked more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. All beard said was that you mentioned that it was doing something for you. But I had mostly figured that out on my own, he just gave me the verbal confirmation I needed to be sure.” 
“You don’t need to be embarrassed, you know. You should always tell me what you like.” He goes back to kissing your neck. 
“I want to know everything.” 
Kiss
“Everything that gives you chills.”
Kiss
“Everything that flusters you.” 
Kiss
His voice seems to drop an octave when he says, “Everything that makes you wet.” 
“Ted-” You whimper out. 
“Do you trust me, baby?” 
“Of course I trust you Ted. Always.” 
He gives you a soft kiss on the lips. “Just relax. I’ll be right back, okay?” 
Before you can even fully process it, he’s getting up and stepping into the bathroom. You lie back and try to catch your bearings. Ted had barely even begun touching you and you were already about to lose your mind. You and Ted had played with  Dom/Sub dynamics before but Ted bringing out this persona in the bedroom was a whole different ballpark. 
When he emerges back into the room, the atmosphere shifts. Even though he looks like your Ted, you can feel the difference almost instantly. 
“Close your eyes.” 
It’s direct, his voice taking on an authority that your body seems to naturally respond to. 
Once your eyelids have dropped, you can feel two of his fingers tracing along your bottom lip. “Open your mouth for me.” 
Feeling his digits press against your tongue, you gently close your mouth. 
“Suck.” 
The anticipation you’ve been feeling seems to go off like a rocket. You get to work on the task at hand, wasting no time in swirling your tongue around his fingers. 
“There you go, don’t hold back now. Gotta make sure they’re ready for where I’m gonna touch you next, yeah?” 
You moan against his fingers at the thought of him finally giving you what you need. 
“Oh, you like that?” 
Nodding your head as he pops his fingers out of your mouth you can hear a slight tsk tsk tsk coming from above you. 
“Use your words. We’re not moving on til you do.” 
Your voice slightly cracks as you answer him, “Y-yes coach.” 
There’s a brief pause and you wonder if you’ve already done something wrong. But he ends it quickly. “Good girl.” 
He gently cups your pussy and you can feel his fingers caressing your folds and working their way towards your, now, incredibly sensitive clit. 
But he doesn’t touch you there yet. 
“Look at you. Your breathin’ is getting  nice and heavy. I love teasin’ ya. Love hearing you making all those needy little noises.” 
Your breath catches in your throat as you feel his fingers finally dip down and draw little circles on your clit. Finally giving you the touch you crave. 
“This is the best part, isn’t it? I love getting all these little reactions out of you., making you melt with my touch, making you shake, turning you into a desperate mess. Making you beg for release. Do you want more?” 
Gasping out an answer, “Yes, please.” 
His other hand joins in as he gently slides in two fingers, while his other hand keeps playing with your clit. 
The feeling was more intense than you anticipated and you let your eyes roll back while you moan out for him. 
“Now, you gotta be quiet for me.” 
You whimper in protest at this and he draws his fingers away. 
“I asked you to be quiet.” 
“No, please -” You whine. 
He chuckles lowly at you, “Now, I think I might have been wrong about you. A good girl would follow directions like she was told. I guess you’re more of a naughty girl than I thought. Looks like I’ll have to help keep you quiet since you can’t do it yourself.” 
He reaches over and grabs your panties. 
“Open your mouth.” 
He’s hovering over you, stuffing your panties in your mouth, nice and tight. 
“There you go, now you can moan and whimper all you want. Let’s see how quiet you can stay if I just add another finger…” 
A third finger slides its way into you and you begin moaning against the fabric in your mouth. You could feel your own wetness on your panties against your lips and you would be lying if you said it didn’t serve to just turn you on even more. 
Your moaning only gets louder once you feel him increase the pace. 
“That’s how you want it, huh? You want me to go a little harder, a little deeper?” He leans down and starts kissing on your neck again and lightly biting on your skin. 
“I knew I was right about you. You are a naughty girl. Don’t you dare think about closing your legs. Need you to keep them wide open so I can properly give you my fingers, isn’t that right?” 
He doesn’t say anything but you can feel him begin to slow his fingers and it’s becoming apparent to you that he’s waiting on a response from you before he’ll pick up his pace again. 
You muffle out a “mmhm” against the fabric of your panties. 
 “You feel so good. So wet. I can’t wait to sink into that perfect pussy later. But right now, it’s not about me, is it? Right now it’s about making you cum as hard as you can. But you don’t do it until I say so, okay?” 
He curls his finger in just the right spot and your hips buck up against him. 
“I’ll even give you a little countdown. What do you think? I’ll only count from five - I won’t torture you too much. You’re too much of a greedy girl to be able to handle much more, aren’t you?” 
You were so desperate for release and you didn’t care how much it showed at this point. Moaning and writhing at how close you were to falling apart. Tears were pricking the edges of your eyes as you looked up at him. He wasn’t speaking and you couldn’t read him well enough under this persona to tell where his head was. You didn’t think you could hold on much longer and you prayed he would start counting down soon. 
He keeps his eyes on you and you can make out the light smirk forming on his face. “Alright - I’ll go easy on ya.” 
“Five”
Oh, thank god. 
“Four” 
You could feel it building. 
“Three” 
Almost there…
“Two”
So close
“God you’re so beautiful when you’re desperate.” 
Jesus Christ. You were so close. So much for going easy. Just one more number and you could have relief.
He removes his fingers from your pussy and  lazily circles your clit while he sucks on your neck. 
You groan against the gag in your mouth at the loss of contact. 
“Alright, I’ll have mercy on you.” 
“One”  he says as he plunges his fingers back into you and your eyes roll back at the feeling. 
“There you go, that’s it.” He talks you through your orgasm as you feel the wetness soaking his fingers and the towels beneath you, thank god he had the foresight to lay them out. 
He removes his fingers and reaches up to take the gag out of your mouth, you grab his fingers, licking your own arousal off of him. You remove his fingers from your mouth with a pop and sit up on the bed, facing yourself in front of your boyfriend. 
You clap your hands in front of him two times just like you saw from Beard on the pitch and just like magic, your sweet Ted is back - and a little flustered. 
“Hey there darlin’ you ok?” 
You nod at him, still trying to get your bearings and fully come down from your high. 
He gets up and goes into the other room. When he returns, he holds a glass of water out to you which you gladly accept. You take slow sips while Ted peppers you with soft kisses. “What do you think about running a bath and getting cleaned up?” 
He holds his hand out to you as you attempt to stand but your legs are shakier than you expect. “I got ya, darlin’” 
He lifts you up and carries you into  the bathroom, sitting you down gently on the side of the tub while he gets the water ready. 
“Thank you for tonight, Ted. That was one of the hottest things I’ve experienced.” 
“Thank you, honey. For trusting me to do all that. I thought it was pretty incredible myself.” 
You step into the bath and lie back against his chest. 
“Still feeling a little dizzy sweetheart? That’s okay. We can take all the time we need to relax.” 
“Love you, Ted.” 
He presses a kiss against your shoulder blade. “I love you too.” 
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julianhertbert · 9 months
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Led Tasso giving poor Trent all sorts of feelings. My man is angry (horny)
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thesorrowoflizards · 9 months
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THEY DON'T NEED TO MEET THAT GUY. THEY DON'T! NOBODY DOES!
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Me when Ted whips out “Led Tasso” :
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oscar-wilde-thing · 9 months
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Yes I know it's from Masterminds but.....
Evil Ted??????
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No, not Led, that's Ted doing a bit. This is mirrorverse Ted where his Dad's death had a very different effect.
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politelymenacing · 11 months
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Random thought: Trent has never met Led Tasso.
Can you imagine his reactions?
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queer-benoit-blanc · 1 year
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I wonder if we'll see Led Tasso again but with Ted getting genuinely angry this time.
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Ted Lasso: would give you sweet, considerate “all about you” sex after a hard day.
Led Tasso: would edge you until you cried, then rail you until you thanked him and begged for more.
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totallynotmeems · 9 months
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if ted has an alter ego (led tasso), would beard’s alter ego be billis weard?
how would he act? what’s the exact opposite of beard?
(bizarro!richmond would be an entertaining subject)
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cminerva · 1 year
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boygoldstein · 1 year
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streams of consciousness with @colemckenzies
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bunnakit · 1 year
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Nate Shelley looked at Led Tasso and used that as an instruction manual.
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The pictures of Roy and Keeley in Jamie’s room…
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wholesomepal · 1 year
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Ted Lasso zodiac signs according to my opinion:
Ted: Gemini
Coach: Aquarius
Nate: Pisces
Rebecca: Capricorn
Higgins: Virgo
Keeley: Leo
Roy: Capricorn
Jamie: Leo
Bonus:
Phoebe: Aries
Sam: Cancer
Dani: Libra
Isaac: Taurus
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honeytrap26 · 2 months
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Nothing to do with anime and 2D men, BUT I finished watching Ted Lasso and I loved it!! I watched it on AppleTV thanks to the bf. Highly recommend if any of you haven't seen it.
I've been trying to come up with my version of Led Tasso.
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