#lex is a suave motherfucker

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hello! i love your blog :D going ice skating with each member?? since its getting close to the holidays~

So sorry for the slow updates but I’m working a lot over Christmas :( I’ll try post as much as I can tho! Thanks for being patient with me~

Xemnas – Okay, so as graceful and as elegant as boss man is,the idea of him being rather uncertain on the ice is fucking adorable.  He wouldn’t fall or anything but he’ddefinitely be holding his s/o’s hand rather tightly, and though he’d try andappear all cool and confident he wouldn’t have his usual flawless poise. He’dtry and act like he’s holding onto his s/o for their benefit, but we all knowthat it’s really to stop himself from falling on his arse. Do not mock him.

Xigbar – Xiggy wouldn’t necessarily be good at ice skating,but he’s gonna be zooming round at top fucking speed. He’d just be one bigblur. Like, his s/o will just be left on their own whilst Xiggy’s fuckingwhizzing around the rink nearly knocking everyone over. Do not get in his way.He’d rarely fall, but he’d find it hilarious if he did. He’d call his s/o overto help him up, but he’d just end up pulling them down with him because he’s amassive shit. Overall, skating with him would be fun.

Xaldin – He fucking H A T E S ice skating. Mainly becausehe’s not very good at it and he despises not being good at things. The bitch isa perfectionist. Honestly, it’d take him a lot of convincing to go ice skating,and even then he’s just gonna be standing at the side, clutching onto thebarrier of the rink for support so that he doesn’t fall arse over tit. He willscowl and grumble the entire time. Just take this bitch home please.

Vexen – Bitch he’s the motherfucking master of ice, hedefinitely knows what he’s doing! Don’t get me wrong, he wouldn’t bepirouetting and flitting about, but he’d be able to skate confidently withoutfalling on his arse. He’d also keep a tight hold of his s/o’s hand if theyweren’t confident tho because he’d hate for them to fall and get hurt. He’dprobably attempt to coach them on how to skate better. All in all he’d be vsweet and supportive.

Lexaeus – Lex would be surprisingly steady and stable on theice tbh. He can’t go especially fast or anything because he’s fucking huge, buthe wouldn’t fall over or stumble much. If his s/o couldn’t skate very well he’dallow them to hang onto the back of his jacket and he’d kinda just skate aroundwith his s/o being pulled along on their skates behind him. It’d be like a minihuman ice skating train! V cute.

Zexion – Very unstable and actually a little nervous on theice. He’d be a cute lil anxious emo. Zexion would kinda just stay on the edge of the rink, clinging onto thebarrier as he tries to get used to the skates. He’d be reluctant to even let goof the barrier tbh, though once he does he’s just gonna be holding tightly ontohis s/o’s arm as they skate around the rink veeery slowly.  He’d be concentrating so hard to staystanding, bless his soul.

Saix – Okay, so picture this, Saix would be all serious andshit stepping onto the ice, looking like his usual cool and confident self andthen BOOM! Bitch will be flat on his back just staring up at the sky like whatthe fuck just happened??? He’d kinda just sit up slowly, a low chuckle finallyescaping his lips. Once he’s managed to get back on his feet he’d be ready forfun, surprisingly. He’d definitely enjoy ice skating and it would be one of therare occurrences in which he’d let himself have some fun. Other than his fallwhen stepping on the ice, he’d be pretty decent at skating tbh, althoughwhenever he or his s/o stumbles or falls they’d just laugh at each other. Surprisinglya good ice skating buddy. 10/10.

Axel – Like a scared puppy. Fire and ice do not go well. He wouldn’t even attempt to hide hisdiscomfort. Like straight away Axel is just gonna be clutching at his s/o alllike ‘nope, I hate this’. His s/o would legit have to guide him round the ice,and if they even attempt to let go of him, Axel is just gonna turn into a koalaand C L I N G! Protect this precious fire puppy from the ice pls.

Demyx – He would also be like a puppy, except a more excitableone. He’s just gonna be zooming round, attempting and failing tricks, andoverall it’s just gonna be chaotic fun. Like, Demyx is gonna fall over so much and each time he’s just gonna belaughing his ass off. He’d probably take his s/o down with him multiple timesbecause he’s a clumsy bitch. If his s/o was nervous on the ice he’d definitelyhold their hand tho and guide them around until they feel more confident. Cuteaf.

Luxord – He’d be his usual smooth and suave self ofc. Like,he wouldn’t be a master skater or anything, but he’s confident and stableenough. He’d stick by his s/o at all times. If they were nervous, Luxord wouldkeep a tight hold of their hand, and if they were to fall he’d be quick to catchthem or pick them up immediately, chuckling lowly to himself because he’d justfind them so adorable omg.

Marluxia – He ain’t called the graceful assassin fornothing! This bitch is gonna be leaping and pirouetting around his s/o like amotherfucking gazelle. He’d definitely end up showing off a little. If his s/owasn’t too confident on the ice Marluxia would be slightly judgy, all like ‘omgbut it’s so easy’ not those exact words ofc. His s/o should be preparedto spend the entire time watching all the fabulousness in awe as he flitsacross the ice like a motherfucking pro.

Larxene – Larxene would be alright at skating tbh. She’dfind it hilarious to zoom past people so fast that they pretty much end upgetting knocked over. She’d also 100% laugh at people when they fall down,including her s/o. Like if her s/o falls down she definitely isn’t helping themup, they’re on their own. I think if her s/o was nervous and tried to clingonto her, Larxene would probably huff a little and roll her eyes, pretending tobe exasperated, but secretly she’d enjoy seeing them like this.

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Chapters: 17/17 GUYS GUYS this story man!!! This!! Read this, because it’s very good! 

This fix is somehow capturing everything I ever had in my head on the idea of the Bat and his fam and generally how the Gotham freaking functions and the way vigilantism works in this universe, and how Tim is so intelligent, but how he has this tunnel vision when it comes to conflicting worldviews, and how Bruce can be a great man and a good father, but at the same time make terrible terrible choices and be a piece of shit because he’s just a guy who had learned how to cope in the worst way... and how the whole hero business is so removed form the common people’s world, and how Dick is a mess of a human being but goddamn he tries!  and I am in love. 

Also, there’s Lex Luthor and he’s one suave motherfucker;]

This fic discusses:

- the issue of accountability and lack of thereof

- what if Jason got the help he needed and dealt with his problems and wanted to be better

- Commish Gordon being awesome

- issues of vigilante work in a city where Gordon tries to have a working police force

- the vital importance of the system of law on a juridical and social level

- the hypocrisy of the fact that the Bats/heroes at large are perfectly happy with exploiting the justice system as long as it fits them and then leaving it to pick up the pieces when they’re done AND IT’S CONSIDERED FINE

- the issue of personal responsibility AND self-awareness when making decisions for the ‘good of others’

- HOW IS BEATING SOMEONE UP IN THE ALLEY AT NIGHT BETTER THAN COMING IN WITH A BADGE AND A GUN

- how you don’t have to put a bullet into someone to kill them and the hypocrisy of ‘i left them beaten into a pulp, but alive welp’ when realistic consequences await 

- ACCOUNTABILITY - personal and not

- Bruce’s hypocrisy - without making him be a bad guy, he’s just a guy 

- how Bruce’s guilt informed pretty much everything about the way the family works, including how Jason is even remembered by the people who legit knew him 

- Joker bites it in the best of ways and it leads to some good insights

- exploration of the mess Tim’s relationship with Bruce is, his need for approval that’s frankly disturbing

- exploration of the ties between the Robins who always proclaim they’re ‘brothers’... but are they really? 

- the question I’ve been always asking myself: why didn’t Bruce join the force and fix it form the inside, instead of going out on his own to beat people up...

It’s not perfect, mind, there are moments when I have to roll my eyes a bit at how sassy and ‘cool’ Jay is, and a bit too perfectly put together - it has that dash of a “haha, if only they could see me now!” vindictiveness to it that I find generally tiring. There’s a couple of topics that are raised in the conversations out of the blue and without much preamble in a clear “now we’re going to discuss this issue” on the nose way, but that’s just like, two of them? 

But also it’s all served from Tim’s pov and I can take it on the grace of the boy’s nature that makes him extremely eager to find people to admire and instantly put them on a pedestal. Also, all of it sorta feeds Tim’s realizations and growing self--awareness, so it’s fine. 

This is legit good and insightful and smart writing, gang!  

#fic rec #read it #good fic #jason todd #tim drake #batfam #meta