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transmutationisms · 2 years

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succ characters fave philosophers, shamelessly inspired by @reasoncourt saying kendall likes nietzsche

kendall: yeah it's nietzsche for sure im not even gonna try to argue with that. he is that guy (derogatory)

roman: doesn't read philosophy proper, but follows an ig account that posts completely decontextualised philosophy quotes of the day. leans accelerationist. once it was a nick land quote and roman experienced emotions about it

shiv: claims it's beauvoir but never made it more than 20 pages into the second sex. she did read the judith jarvis thomson abortion essay in undergrad, though

connor: do i even have to say it. it's jordan peterson. literally don't ask connor about lobsters you'll be here all day. he also owns two different translations of the maxims of la rochefoucauld and he cried when roger scruton got cooked

logan: it used to be tacitus but then ewan said he liked tacitus and logan changed his answer out of spite. now he claims it's sun tzu but he never actually got around to reading the art of war

ewan: says it's tacitus just to piss off logan. probably really into bentham or peter singer though

greg: i just don't think greg reads books i'm sorry. he did google "nero and sporus" once but what he found disturbed him and he just closed the tab and tried not to think about it

willa: sartre

gerri: doesn't have time to read philosophy for real but keeps up with whatever nyt is recommending. probably has a personal relationship with martha nussbaum

tom: ayn rand

nate: nietzsche. kendall used to read it aloud to him in shanghai while they were fucking

stewy: says it's camus just to annoy kendall

jess: says it's nietzsche just to shut kendall up

rava: has banned the word nietzsche from her household. probably into lauren berlant or something

frank: i mean obviously shakespeare. also wittgenstein

karl: wittgenstein to bond with frank, heidegger just because

cyd peach: chomsky but she only read manufacturing consent

marcia: camus but for real. she doesn't know why this pisses kendall off because she tunes him out whenever he's not talking about business

karolina: i think it would be funny if karolina was really into, like, debord and baudrillard and every night she just goes home and looks at herself in the mirror and thinks about the nature of representations and the spectacle and such. she still cashes all her paychecks, though

laird: brian massumi but also just because i think it would be funny

lawrence: would tell kendall it was the marquis de sade, but these days he's actually been more into mark fisher

megathump: the book of job

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1112lw · 5 years

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tagged by @kindness-revolutions thank u i love these uwu

favorite snack hmmfdbj i like chips a lot- but also frozen rasberries (is that how u type it...)!

favorite place to go on vacation?

me and my family dont go out of quebec much, but i rlly like lakes so anywhere with lakes rlly.

what’s a song that makes you dance immediately? shhh mic drop

tea or coffee? and what kind? i hate coffee and ive never rlly tasted any tea,,so

do you play an instrument? clarinet, but its been a year so ive prolly lost it

what’s your favorite type of personality? aah i like goofy ppl. the ones u can make shitty jokes n its always funny but know to be serious when it gets serious

favorite comedian? im gonna be basic and say john mulaney and bo burnham theyre just too good okay

gummy candy or chocolate? depending on what kind of candy and what kind of chocolate? white chocolate is super good

what did you ‘want to be when you grew up’ as a kid? aaah fashion designer,,

what’s your favorite physical feature about yourself? uhhh, my hair is fine but i like my eyes ig?

when was the last time you watched a show or a movie on a tv? yesterday i watched dr phil so

unpopular opinion? at the end of the day we’re all gonna die just go outside n realize nothin rlly matters in the big picture. all this petty internet bullshit vaporizes the second u step outside

are you scared of bugs? depending on what bug. fuck spiders but i dont mind worms-

cats or cats? UH im gonna guess this said dogs or cats so im gonna say cats

are you allergic to any foods? no but i am allergic to plastic band aids

does the description of your star sign match your personality?

im a scorpio, so take that as you will but i think its pretty accurate. except for the whole. i kill and fuck everything. yk

favorite type of accent?

scottish accents r very satisfying, australian too

name the first song that comes to your head! oh my god idk why but. okay childhood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ8QXRbwqtg

who is the sexiest famous person to you? taekook rise

cake or pie? Cake! always cake

when was the last time you read an entire book? in french class, was L’Étranger d’Albert Camus

favorite junk food?

chicken nuggets

do you like your height? im only 5″4 so i wish i was a bit taller. but then i wanna stay small cuz. bottom energy-

apples or oranges?

orangeee

what’s your favorite personality trait in a person?

funny

do you like salad?

hmm cesar salad

what person inspires you the most? i could be cheesy and say bts but i can also say my friends

what’s a song that has made you cry? there used to be one, but now none of them rlly makes me cry. The Last gives me really. ouch feelings tho

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1112lw · 5 years

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Every question!!

SDFFSDFG DAM OK SIS

LONG POST AHEAD IF U LITERALLY WANNA KNOW ME PERSONALLY JUST READ THIS LMFAO

1: Name: Arche/Jupiter, my close friends know my real name so!

2: Age: High school has just been done so try to guess

3: Fears: Heights, oral presentations, the dark

4: 3 things I love: Drawing, men- concept art n stuff like that

5: 4 turns on: Oh here we go- uhh thighs, messy hair? when they give u The Look or when they. say things i will not talk about here HHGBDF n uhhh Arms 👀👀

6: 4 turns off: weird macho attitude, overly confident bullshit, being selfish and fuckboys in general

7: My best friend: not sure what this means but my bff is named Daphnée n i love her and ive known her my whole life so

8: Sexual orientation: homosexuale

9: My best first date: :))))))) as if

10: How tall am I: sigh. I’m 5″4

11: What do I miss: sometimes i miss the feeling loved ig

12: What time were I born: 12:19

13: Favourite color: pink!

14: Do I have a crush

15: Favourite quote: My senior quote!! “if what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, I’m telling you I’m immortal”

16: Favourite place: well? my room ig? I like my yard too

17: Favourite food: ugh ramen,,,korean dishes are TASTE as fuck but i also like classic ass spaghetti so like lol

18: Do I use sarcasm: does it look like i dont

19: What am I listening to right now: dr.phil LMFAO

20: First thing I notice in new person: Hair and eyes!! also how they laugh

21: Shoe size: Like. a 7-8 in women’s 6 in men’s

22: Eye color: Hazel/Golden yes bitch let me be special

23: Hair color: it’s either dark brown or golden brown idk

24: Favourite style of clothing: bruv its either kpoppie fuckboy or uwu skirts pastels

25: Ever done a prank call?: no i have anxiety

26: Meaning behind my URL:

27: Favourite movie: rise of the guardians and HTTYD

28: Favourite song: Comeback Home (BTS cover)

29: Favourite band: looks in the camera i dont know nan molla huh

30: How I feel right now: I’m fine im hungry

31: Someone I love: shoutout to my babeys in my server ily

32: My current relationship status: Single(tm)

33: My relationship with my parents: theyre fine ig just a bit tired

34: Favourite holiday:

35: Tattoos and piercing I have: Ear piercings? that’s it

36: Tattoos and piercings I want:

37: The reason I joined Tumblr:

38: Do I and my last ex hate each other? I sure hope not?

39: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? A bit ig?

40: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Literally no

41: When did I last hold hands? Like last Friday

42: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 20 minutes

43: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? no i havent shaved in like months

44: Where am I right now? in my room, in quebec, canada

45: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? bitch i sure hope my friends would

46: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? fuck my ears

47: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? yeah

48: Am I excited for anything? yeah? yeah

49: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? ig? always

50: How often do I wear a fake smile? just at work tbh

51: When was the last time I hugged someone? not long ago i cant tell but my friends r cuddle monsters so

52: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? i havent kissed anyone so

53: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? lemme think uhhh no not rlly im not dumb

54: What is something I disliked about today? i woke up n i thought i had school lol

55: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? oh john cock i want to be ur best friend

56: What do I think about most? i daydream 24/7

57: What’s my strangest talent? uhhh i can put my thumb behind my hand?

58: Do I have any strange phobias? trypophobia, if thats “weird”

59: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? depends on what the video is, mostly behind

60: What was the last lie I told? idk answering to my deadname

61: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? online

62: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? I slightly believe in ghosts? also aliens GOTTA exist so

63: Do I believe in magic? i think!

64: Do I believe in luck? yeah

65: What’s the weather like right now? very pretty i filmed a video outside!!

66: What was the last book I’ve read? L’Étranger d’Albert Camus in french class

67: Do I like the smell of gasoline? yes my dad’s a mechanic

68: Do I have any nicknames? a lot a lot

69: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? bitch @ my birth #neverforget

70: Do I spend money or save it? i have 40$ in my name right now

71: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? no

72: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? yes highlighter

73: Favourite animal? cats or otters

74: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? FBISDFD NO WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT

75: What do I think is Satan’s last name idk he can have any last name he wants!!!

76: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? everytime i start hearing “waiting for you anpanman” or “i just wanna go home” 👀👀

77: How can you win my heart? aaahh. be a twink. b fashionable. b funny. cheesy. pls romance me like a npc in the sims 2

78: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? s(he) died smh

79: What is my favorite word? cunt is SUCH a satisfying word

80: My top 5 blogs on tumblr? oh great uh honestly cant be fucked

81: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? please have brain. PLEASE

82: Do I have any relatives in jail? i sure hope the fuck not?

83: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? either invisibility or mind reading

84: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? ahaaa “what are your intrusive thoughts”

85: What is my current desktop picture? my lesbian sims getting married LMFAO

86: Had sex? no

87: Bought condoms? no

88: Gotten pregnant? NO

89: Failed a class? i think yeah maths last year

90: Kissed a boy? :(((

91: Kissed a girl? no

92: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? no

93: Had job? I have a job rn so

94: Left the house without my wallet? yeah when i go to school

95: Bullied someone on the internet? define bullying?

96: Had sex in public? virgin squad

97: Played on a sports team? yeah

98: Smoked weed? no ew

99: Did drugs? no ew

100: Smoked cigarettes? NO EW

101: Drank alcohol? yep

102: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? no i’d die

103: Been overweight? i’m twig

104: Been underweight? i think i was underweight when i was young? i was very Small

105: Been to a wedding? yes very long boring

106: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? bruh. everyday

107: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? probably?

108: Been outside my home country? ONCE

109: Gotten my heart broken? TWICE !

110: Been to a professional sports game? yesss canadians game!!

111: Broken a bone? no

112: Cut myself? not technically

113: Been to prom? SOON SOON SOON SOSOSNSBFSHDD

114: Been in airplane? once

115: Fly by helicopter? i am not rich bitch

116: What concerts have I been to? noneeee- WAIT NO MARIE MAI

117: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? not sex but for the purpose of pretending i have a penis yes plenty

118: Learned another language? yeah!! i learned english, i almost learned spanish and i’m trynna learn korean now

119: Wore make up? i try!! but i’m not super good

120: Lost my virginity before I was 18? not 18 yet but it’s goin that way

121: Had oral sex? as if

122: Dyed my hair? i wishhh

123: Voted in a presidential election? I WISH THE ELECTIONS R ONE MONTH B4 MY BIRTHDAY

124: Rode in an ambulance? nope

125: Had a surgery? yes at a week old

126: Met someone famous? i think yes but i was super small

127: Stalked someone on a social network? define stalked?

128: Peed outside? yes

129: Been fishing? YES

130: Helped with charity? i think? we do volunteering so

131: Been rejected by a crush? not directly

132: Broken a mirror? no

133: What do I want for birthday? boyf......boy..boyff

134: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? oh man uhh maybe 2-3, i dont know their names yet honestly

135: Was I named after anyone? MY DAD NAMED ME AFTER A FUCKIN CLIENT HE MET. as for my actual name now I named myself after my fav video game character. lit

136: Do I like my handwriting? yeah!!

137: What was my favourite toy as a child? bitch hot wheels

138: Favourite Tv Show? hells kitchen,,,,judge judy,,,anythin like that

139: Where do I want to live when older? honestly i wish i could just live in japan or tokyo, or new york? but i will most likely end up in montreal

140: Play any musical instrument? i used to play the clarinet last year!!

141: One of my scars, how did I get it? the one on my knee, i scratched my desk with my knee

142: Favourite pizza toping? my dad makes AMAZING sea food pizzas,,,

143: Am I afraid of the dark? a lot

144: Am I afraid of heights? A LOT

145: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? idk prolly? im a bit of a goody two shoes or however u spell it

146: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end: dont we all

147: What I’m really bad at: organizing my anxiety n shit i get overwhelmed

148: What my greatest achievments are: finishing high school

149: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: honestly has to be that time someone dug up my vent post about being dysphoric to try to say i hated myself with some dumbass DySphorIa Is SelF HaTRed argument

150: What I’d do if I won in a lottery: pay my parents’ debt off, buy 284223$ of BT21 merch, pay my whole college/uni and transition

151: What do I like about myself: idk i like how i literally do not give a fuck anymore and ive learned to love myself instead of trynna care

152: My closest Tumblr friend: @peptobismol-official @ace-landofthesun @dorkalisious and ana but idk her @ anymore :((( ana pls

153: Something I fantasise about: we dont talk about that

154: Any thoughts on the paranormal?: lit. please stop crawling in my ceiling !

ok now that u know my whole biography. go doxx me ig. bye bye

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