#like he's lowkey scared you'll say no if he doesn't bribe you with stuff like food or shopping sprees

[thestarfishinjootsoffice]

hey!! Can i request a spy x family x child reader?

Let's assume that Twilight needed 2 children for this mission and basically the reader gets adopted at the same time as Anya and the reader is actually a 6 year old. The reader is very smart and has a personality similar to Twilight

(you can ignore if it's too much)

This will be interesting. Sorry if I made Reader too serious

Forger family x child! Reader

Let's say you and Anya were in seperate adoption centers, and you were the last one to be adopted hence your almost always stoic expression and pretty serious manner for a 6 year old . But Loid thought you were perfect, a quiet calm child who won't cause any trouble and plus your intelligence.

And when you and anya met a few hours later she was lowkey scared of you and thought you'd be like atleast 10-12 with just a short and quite small body but when she read your mind it was mostly innocent stuff like "I really want candy right now." Or "I hope I will have a good home."

Yor absolutely adored you and Loid, when she saw you and Loid together studying she was melting at how you two were so similar in personality and appearance! (meaning your facial expression)

You two are basically. "🗿"

You are also protective of Anya and telling off Damian and his friends when they pick on her but noticed how he would blush at Anya doing basically anything. And you thought this would actually be a great chance to make them closer somehow.

And you and Anya's scores difference are probably very drastic and Loid would do the good ol' comparing like "look at Y/N's score and yours, why can't you be like them?" Ofc Anya would later get sad and gloomy and Loid would later apologize and comfort Anya. You didn't like it either.

Yor would sometimes worry at how serious you are sometimes and would think something bad has happened. But there would also be times where you assure her and smile which would relieve Yor greatly. She really wants to make a good impression for both her children so whenever you smile when she does something for you or give you something she's practically liquid.

When Yuri first saw you and your calm manner he thought you were the biological child of Loid. (If your appearances are different from Loid's then he'll just think you took more of your previous mother's genes.) And was pretty embarrassed when you weren't since he probably made a fuss about it.

Anya may or may not tell you about her telepathic abilities, very unlikely since she's scared you'll be scared of her and snitch but there's always a possibility.

You'll be stuck like glue 90% of the time and if she decides to tell you about her secret? You're stuck together 100% of the time, she'll treat you like an older sibling (because you are) and talk to you about all her problems and troubles and you guys probably fall asleep together watching TV with the dog. (Yor and Loid have both become slime.)

Oh talking about the dog you and Anya will both play with bond 24/7, and bond will protect you both from any future danger. (Good boy bond!)

You sometimes scold Anya at her risky and unwise decisions she makes when in public and then she'll be at the brink of tears because you're supposed to support her and care for her, not scold her! And then you'll also have to apologize.

Loid will treat you no lesser or better than Anya but he does leave you in charge of both Anya and Yor while he's gone because he knows Yor will to do whatever Anya says. At this point you and Loid are the head of the family.

If you suddenly cry or break down the whole family will absolutely panic. Yor would try to calm you down but she's also almost close to crying so it isn't helping at all. Anya would cry with you. Loid would try to bribe you with candy or your favorite food to stop crying because he doesn't know what the hell to do. If someone made you cry the whole family will be mad. But if it's just some accident like bruising your leg or body on some furniture you can bet your hair (or head if you're bald) Yor and Loid will baby proof that furniture.

Overall your life with the forgers are colorful and full of surprises. Very risky though.

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[deviousdemonzzz]

Okay...but can we seriously talk about how Lucifer very obviously makes up fake reasons to punish MC just in order to get alone time with them? Like, at first I was so baffled by Lucifer’s willingness to give punishments to MC over small things such as using the last of the devil sauce or accidentally leaving the library lights on. But then I realized. Lucifer is 100% too prideful to directly ask MC to spend time with him for no other reason than to just talk and be next to each other. Like, just imagine going to Lucifer's office expecting to be lectured for three hours about something so small it’s almost laughable only for the lecture to quickly turn into a genuine conversation near the fireplace where Lucifer only looks up from his stack of paperwork in order to stare at you because you are so cute and all his for the next couple hours. 

#perhaps im looking too much into it but Lucifer tends to lie a lot and has a roundabout way of being selfish with your attention #aka the cursed iguana incident in particular #I noticed he also always asks to spend time with you with the promise of buying you something #like he's lowkey scared you'll say no if he doesn't bribe you with stuff like food or shopping sprees #anyways Lucifer and Mammon definitely pine for MC the hardest and thats fax #🍷. Mod rambles #obey me #obey me lucifer #lucifer x mc #👹.obey me stuff