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#like in apex legends where the fuck is my double jump and wall run
wu-sisyphus-gang · 1 year
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Weiss: When you're texting a guy and he seems into the conversation and texting you questions but takes 25 minutes to respond to you each time and you're like wtf does this mean? What are these games?
Weiss: They're video games. He's texting you between rounds of video games.
Jaune: Yeah. No fucking shit. I'm trying to rank up in Titanfall over here.
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wu-sisyphus-gang · 1 year
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I posted 2,432 times in 2022
That's 593 more posts than 2021!
2,143 posts created (88%)
289 posts reblogged (12%)
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I tagged 2,150 of my posts in 2022
Only 12% of my posts had no tags
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#rwby incorrect quotes - 1,290 posts
#ff7 - 708 posts
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#weiss schnee - 533 posts
#ruby rose - 511 posts
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#like in apex legends where the fuck is my double jump and wall run
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Yang: Hey Jaune do you know where Weiss and Ruby are?
Jaune: Yeah. They're in detention.
Yang: Why?
Jaune: Cardin called me a lolicon so they beat the crap out of him. Not sure if it was because he insulted me or if he called them lolis.
Yang: Probably because he called them lolis. You know how sensitive they are about their height.
Jaune: Yeah. Probably.
233 notes - Posted October 3, 2022
#4
Jaune: Ruby can you crush down those card board boxes?
Ruby: Sure.
Ruby: *puts her whole body weight on the card board box*
Ruby: *hardly depressed it*
Ruby: *pouts*
Jaune: *sees her struggling*
Jaune: *picks her up with one arm*
Jaune: *steps on the box and crushes it with one foot*
Ruby: *internally* Oh my gods. Fuck me sideways.
Ruby: *still in Jaune's arms* I have never been more horny in my life.
Jaune: Are you serious right now?
Ruby: Put. It. In. Me.
Jaune: I'm a little busy.
Ruby: I'm not actually asking. Don't you wanna see how flexible I am?
Jaune:
Ruby: *pulls up her skirt a little and loosens her corset*
Ruby: Please? I'll be a good girl.
Jaune: Yeah I've got time.
Ruby: *rubs her face against his cheek like a kitten, purrs* Yay.
236 notes - Posted May 26, 2022
#3
Yang: Another year goes by for my little sister. Anything in particular you want this year?
Ruby: Well there is one thing I wanted since I was fifteen...
Yang: Well I have my contacts so you should let me know and I'll get it for you.
Ruby: Jaune's virginity!
244 notes - Posted October 31, 2022
#2
Salem: *turns Jaune into a frog*
Salem: Now suffer.
Jaune: *chilling on a leaf*
Salem: Wait
Jaune: *experiencing joy for the first time in his life*
Salem: Wait no
283 notes - Posted November 18, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Jaune: I wish I had a kitten.
Blake: Hi.
Jaune: Not like that.
310 notes - Posted April 20, 2022
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