#listen him and the worm are growing on me they rly are

[foolishrat6]

If you cold they're cold put them in your mouth

#dhmis #dhmis art #dhmis fanart #dhmis shrignold #dhmis butterfly #dhmis warren #listen him and the worm are growing on me they rly are

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Hey so I found u thru the Halved Live Funnies and I gotta ask... whose Leon? What series these dudes from?

i got this ask and then forgot about it for like 2 days. anyways.

IVE ANSWERED THIS BEFORE BUT. GOD. LEON. ok so like....... long story short last year was when i first played resident evil........ bc we got a copy of re2remake in and.... jesus christ. i hyperfixated so fucking hard for the better part of a year going on into this year. and then i watched hl/vr and well. we know where that went. but now i am once again hyperfixated and now im back to where i was in like.... june of last year LMAO. but anyways i am once again going to ramble under the cut about them <3 (seriously. its very long and doesnt go much of anywhere. also spoilers)

tl/dr:

OK. SO. resident evil. the last time i answered this ask i either hadnt played some of them or just completely forgot the plot of others LOL but now upon beating/playing a large majority of them (besides 6 which i have not touched yet, and 7 is first person and im not rly interested in it rn)...... well others have said this as well but if you like cheesy b action movies you would love resident evil!!! 

the orig 1-2 are more survival horror which is what i like the most. 3 is where it starts branching into more actiony stuff but is still survival horror. but 4 and after is just like..... cheesy action stuff which is fine but not really like.... my thing. altho i do think that they are fun in a “this plot is hilariously bad” type way because i do enjoy horrible things. but people who like resident evil dont like it for the plot they like it for the characters. and for me i latched the fuck onto leon kennedy and tyrant t-00 aka mr fucking x

listen.......... you guys know me relatively well enough to know that i have a type......... and i would define leon as not really fitting under it usually because he is 1. under 6 foot 2. human and 3. very much not a villain. but something about (mostly remake) leon hits fucking different!!!!!! hes kind and means well, thinks about others constantly, looks like an actual fucking person in the in game graphics instead of being some manufactured perfect model, nice voice, etc....... i fucking care him so much. also gameplay wise i find his weapons to be more enjoyable than claires so i always end up playing his route/2nd route the most compared to hers. but i do also like claire :) shes nice and epic

i dont really like the newer leons (4 and afterwards) as much.... i mean a lot of it has to do with trauma and general “growing up” after what happened in re2 but hes just so constantly... snarky? jaded? constantly spouting lines to make him seem cool? when in my head hes very much like... a loser LMAO. i mean dont get me wrong hes a badass. he survives a fucking zombie outbreak and nearly gets murdered dozens of time. thats the definition of badass. but also you cannot change my mind that hes also a anxious loser twunk. there is literally nothing you can do to convince me he is “cool” like the games and movies want to think. this is probably heresy to re fans but this is my truth

https://youtu.be/aVZWuSfGStk?t=129

here is a vid of his cutscenes. obvious spoilers in there but you can skip around and see how cute he is. also yes in his first cutscene he is listening to butt rock. i switch between thinking hes just listening to it because nothing else is on the radio or his taste really is that terrible

also you literally CANNOT convince me that he is straight. the games try SOOOOO hard to get you to ship leon/ada or leon/claire but like...... i cannot see it. he has one of the gayest run animations i have ever seen in re2 remake and i mean... he just radiates gay trans man energy to me. also please look at this small scene from one of the animated movies where a licker jumps on top of him and he wraps his legs around its hips and lifts it off of him to not die. gay king

https://youtu.be/d-VNikxYBPw?t=9

but yes ive basically decided to ignore all characterization from re4 and onwards regarding leon at least. every leon after that is not my leon (except in special cases when im thinking about something like leon/jd from re damnation..... they did jd so dirty and they should have fucking kissed. or how cute he looked in vendetta sometimes)

ANYWAYS. MR X

so basically there are these enemies in resident evil called “tyrants” that are manufactured by the evil capitalist company umbrella that are near indestructible save for like.... rocket launchers or super heavy artillery that youre not buying at your local gun store. and in re2 one of them get sent to the police station where leon and claire are and is told to wipe out all witnesses. (i also do think that 2 or more were sent there... or at least in the area when this happened due to some very obvious plot hole stuff on each route no matter how you play, even tho the devs have come out and said that only 1 existed in the game and that each route is like “a parallel dimension” to each other. i wont go into it more than that but i choose to ignore that)

and well. when i first played it i knew of mr x but didnt like... know much about him other than that he was a monster and Tall (like 7 or 8 feet tall) and that he chased you around. that already sold me on him but then. well. you first encounter him because he lifts up an entire goddamn helicopter and then proceeds to chase you. and it was then that i knew i was in deep shit because he fucking stomped his way into my heart and never left.

mr x basically has serious Side Character Disorder where (even tho the remake made him very cool and epic and did him really well compared to nemesis in re3 remake which is an entire different can of worms) he has LITERALLY no personality or like. thoughts. or anything. hes only there to chase you around and be on screen for like 10 seconds for a couple of cutscenes and then not show up again until the very end of the game for you to fight on leons route. but god. he means so fucking much to me. 

you know how people latch onto random side characters that have no personality and essentially flesh them out more than the creators ever will? thats me with mr x. its gotten to the point where certain songs come on on my spotify and i actually get EMOTIONS or even TEARS because they remind me of him, but its not even really HIM, its the fucking ideas that ive come up with regarding him because all he ever does in game is chase you around and punch you and then die and is never brought up again

but anyways. mr x is a tall monster who chases leon and claire around in their routes but mr x is leons main monster in the game (claire has a different one). he chases leon around, literally never stops looking at him as he chases him, gets hit by an entire fucking car which then explodes BUT THEN chases him down into the sewers and into a secret underground lab just to get to him like a fucking bloodhound who, once he has the scent, will never stop chasing him

(you can see why this made me kind of insane)

just. AGHHH. the tyrants in this series get treated so dirty. i desperately want capcom to give us some sort of tyrant that can actually fucking like.... go against orders and brainwashing or whatever and actually have emotions and thoughts!!!!!!!!!! but capcom would never do anything with it cause its a rough and tough action series and people arent here to see tyrants have some sort of thought process beyond punching and killing and people only want to shoot guns at them instead of thinking about the possibilities of a tyrant that goes against its programming.

i so desperately want an au where mr x got the transmitter shot off of the side of his head (and while capcom never mentioned this ever many re2 fans have since decided that it is what feeds info/orders to him. i flip flop between thinking that it either is near controlling him and prevents free will and thought or that its just giving him orders and that hes just burying/hiding/not showing free will and thought in fear of being killed. either that or someone at umbrella is “piloting” him but also the whole point of tyrants is that theyre supposed to be smart enough to think for themselves somewhat so... eh). GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

ive explained a bunch of this stuff in my other ask about it but just...... xleon means so much to me when it should not and will never be actually canon

anyways please play re2 remake at least, you dont have to know everything about re1 to like it, just go into it knowing that a few months ago in the mountains outside raccoon city claires brother chris and a few members on his team went to a mansion where they discovered umbrella doing shady zombie shit there. re2 remake was hyped up for years for a reason and it is really good, even if its short (altho i do appreciate short games in this day and age cause not every game needs to be like 60 plus hours long). 

maybe one day when its not late and i can actually think i will explain all this better but todays not that day <3

(EDIT: ALSO RE DAMNATION TYRANTS ARE 14 FEET TALL. AND CHASE AROUND LEON AND ACTUALLY FUCKING RUN. FUN FACT! anyways while i do think jd in that movie and leon should kiss i also want leon and a tyrant from that movie to kiss. bye)

[panticwritten]

Character: Jordan Sawyer

Jordan is the newest addition to my original paras in the Cube (not including the various versions of me). Well, he showed up a few months before Connor returned but he disappeared very quickly when Connor came back.

Jordan is not Connor’s brother. They just act like it because they look identical (except for a couple marked differences) and it’s easier to call them brothers than whatever the hell would be an accurate term for them.

It’s all really complicated.

Full Name: Jordan Sawyer Nicknames: He hasn’t really been around long enough to get a nickname lmao Gender: Genderqueer Pronouns: He/him Age: 20 Orientation/Sexual preference: Asexual Height: 5′8 Weight: 218 lbs Eye color: Red Face shape: Oval Body build: Ectomorph Skin color: White, pale. Scars/Birthmarks: There’s a thick vertical scar from his collarbone to his bellybutton. Hair color: Blond. Hair style: Short. Like, think Bitty from the beginning of Check, Please! Religion/Spirituality: Atheist. Alignment: Lawful good Occupation: He’s unemployed and learning how to control himself.

TW:

Emotional manipulation

Unreliable reality

Okay so here’s the cut for his life story.

So. Jordan’s life is very wound up with Connor’s. Basically, they were the same person until sometime in 2015. I put the weight on Connor for everything that happened with the leaving and the staying away because he’s the one who kept their original name but like

Jesus this is complicated hang on let me gather my notes.

SO the original Connor was an asshole. He pushed me to ignore school and only focus on writing/art, he hated all of my friends, and nothing was ever good enough. He was manipulative, slick, said that all of it was for my own good.

Which he realized, after about six months of that, was bullshit. That real life is important. He tried to be better I guess? Thought more about what he did. Said. Pressed me to do. And it worked. We found our rhythm. We became friends, really close, he was my best friend.

But he still recognized that he had the potential to be awful for me, and that came out a few times. And it got worse the closer we got. 

I started to explore the tiny amount of the Cube that existed then and got so distracted from reality that he used our connection to physically close off the doors leading out of the Room (which was the main section of the place at the time). It worked, and that’s how he explained away lying that I could only get through the doors if I found the right key in myself.

(Plot twist, his lie turned out to be kind of right when I found my key that could open all of the doors)

He recognized that a friendship I had was growing toxic, something that I was completely aware of, and did some. Questionable things. In an attempt to ward me away from them. I had a talk with him about me choosing my own friends and him not being able to make those decisions for me.

When I first started messing with Furnace and the nectar and all of that bullshit, he disapproved, and he was right to. He pressed for me to stop, and when convincing me didn’t work he found out about something he could do. That he didn’t realize he could do. That I didn’t realize he could do until fairly recently.

He had a sizable power of suggestion.

When it worked, him manipulating me into cutting those ties without me realizing, he rationalized that away. And he started using that more and more, to ‘help’ me make ‘healthier’ decisions.

According to him, it was an episode of Doctor Who that kinda. Made him realize how awful that was. And he left a note (bullshit about me being too reliant on him, running into the memory sectors to find a way to get rid of that temptation. Or, to hide where I couldn’t find him so that he couldn’t do that.

And yeah as y’all know, he was out there for a solid two years.

Well, new Connor was out there for two years.

About two weeks before Connor came back, someone new arrived in the Cube kind of out of nowhere. His name was Jordan. I didn’t really spend much time with him, but I did know that he had a really powerful ability to manipulate the way people think.

I still didn’t know about Connor’s abilities at the time, so there wasn’t any connection to be made. Connor hadn’t looked like anything before he left. It had been about a year since I’d seen Connor in Furnace, and even then my memories of those runs were sketchy at best from the nectar and how much I tried to forget.

So I didn’t recognize the similarities, especially since I spent maybe 10 minutes in his presence in the entire time he was here. Which was like a week.

And he disappeared before Connor came back, anyway, and the two have different enough aesthetic tastes that I didn’t make the connection then either.

So, yeah, life went on. We had Breaking Furnace and I started delving deeper into other universes. Everything was fine, I was going to college soon.

But the Sequence of Regrettable Happenings door kept. Opening. And Olaf would slip out, and that ruined the entire day every time. And there was a ton of drama, with Karl, Connor, J355 2.16, J-Negative, the Revolutionaries and John Andre, and with Jarie.

Someone let J-Negative out. J355 2.16 dealt with that, much to Jay’s horror. We were led to believe it was Jarie, one of the many clones created in the compound. And when we saw the glazed look in their eyes before they fled into the memories, we made the assumption that it was Jordan.

Which turned out to be absolutely wrong but okay I guess. Before anyone tries to guess it was Connor, that’s also wrong.

Connor is the one who actually convinced me to go into the memory sectors to find him.

I went in because I’m the original and tbh I have a lot more control over the physical space in the Cube than I let on. That’s a moral question for another day. And through some really tedious tiptoeing through the damn hellscape that is the memory sectors, I found Jordan.

Trapped in one of my bad memories, in absolutely no shape to have been doing anything on the scale of what had been happening. Especially when he had been hardcore trying to suppress his abilities because he. Had this weird sense of black/white morality when I found him. Thought that Connor must have walked away without any of those abilities, that Connor was the GOOD one and therefore Jordan must be the evil one.

Which is garbage and I was pretty much like “sounds fake lets go back to the Cube.” Connor’s no saint lmao.

So he followed me, telling me what exactly happened between the the orignal Connor leaving the Cube and the two of them becoming. Well. Two of them.

The closer we got, the more he insisted he wouldn’t go back because he was convinced that going near Connor would make them fuse again and apparently the one thing the two of them have in common is this rly childish notion that I Must Be Protected from them. I told him we would figure it out when we got back because at that point I had been wandering in the memory sectors for like a week and that is Not Fun.

And I found Jarie, also running into the actual instigator of the whole thing (which was AA. That’s a whole other can of worms). I didn’t even acknowledge that bullshit at the time.

We came back. Connor told me everything. Told me that he didn’t know Jordan was so broken up. I was livid.

At both of them.

But we all got over it. Jay had helped Connor figure out how to keep from accidentally manipulate folks, so both of them tag teamed helping Jordan. He’s still figuring himself out and doesn’t really trust himself but!

I think it was just that when Connor first came into being, he was supposed to be everything. I poured too much into one container and it wasn’t stable. As two separate people (who can coexist in the same place just fine, btw), they are way healthier, have the opportunity to be happier, and tbh like. Jordan is the best older brother (I mean, he’s only like a year older than me but) and I’ve never had an older brother before so that’s new and exciting and I’m sad I missed out.

Just because someone decided not to communicate after splitting into two separate people. And, honestly, because someone couldn’t communicate in the first place apparently.

I could have split them myself if he had just used his words.

Although, Jay didn’t exist except as an extension of myself when Connor made the decision to leave. If he wanted to get control before telling me, telling Jay would have shot that horse in the face.

When all of the different versions of myself split apart, Jay had memories of Connor having coming to speak to them (but he didn’t listen to them obviously because he was still gone) and he received his own new memories dealing with the others and their new pasts.

Jordan still has trouble believing he left the memories. He wakes up sometimes convinced he’s back there, that none of it is real. Which it’s not, but it is real to him and everyone else in the Cube. It sucks, but that happens with Connor too, sometimes.

And Jordan was in the memories for another two years, almost.

#my characters #jordan #protect him 2k18 #my paras

[kosmicdream]

Temp. FFAK Official Timeline

This is a very rough, temp timeline for FFAK. It mostly covers events that have already happened or at least have been mentioned. I dont really cover anything that is happening in the present day timeline lol. I might make edits to this in case i fucked up in places or maybe ill just do a totally new one at some point! you dont even know how messy my actual one is like my god its an ever worse horrible clusterfuck of text. (Also remember, the ffak story has no time travel so dont be worried about that sort of mindfuckery!) enjoy

Years before 1414: Whenever was 600 million years ago i dont want to do the exact math: Evil Mother is born but shes not called that at all cuz she adopts that name later in life but just know she is here and readt to party Lots of stuff happens. like idk. evolution and life. 600 mil years is a long time ok -LALALA -HUMANS AT SOME POINT COME TO BEING.and form civilization and.. all that -modern human society exist! ppl have tvs and such. -Mandragora Worms have gone ‘extinct’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ooooo -??????????? a ton of other stuff. isnt history cool?? kicks legs, yells -mysterious worm break outs all over dmtia. bombs fall. wars. despair!  -Grant Lumberman gets a doggy at some point and loves it but then it dies and so does his family and friends and his whole city he is relocated to the Auseklis moon colony (on Dmtia’s moon!) along w/ other Vena Cavian kiddos !!!! (in yr 1414)

YEAR 1415 [Scene From Ch. 11: Pages 3161-3196, 3400-3401] Characters: Randall Aiguille - Age 20 Mr. Rotten (Which was named “Aeschylus” at the time, created by Randall) Crosshatch Unit (sort of) Rembrandt Aiguille - Age 22 Grant Lumberman (Aka, ‘Good Leadman’) - Age 14 Octavian “Otto" Silverberg - Age 15 (I was gonna type up every referenced scene like this then i was like fuck it thats too hard! lol)

Years 1416-1425 ?????????????? (most events likely will be mostly covered in a prequel series.) YEAR 1420: Crosshatch Unit first programmed/built by Randall/Rembrandt Aiguille leadman and evil mother fall in lurv at some point

YEAR 1426 Miracle Baby Crimson is Born (From Good Leadman/Evil Mother worm fuck action yeehaw)

YEAR 1427 -Crimson’s 2 eyes are removed + Evil Mother Believes they are dead and leaves Leadman to work with Tricend -Canary is Born (From Evil Mother, and a King Worm) -Hekatons are made (From The King worm that made Canary, concept of Hekatons is from Evil Mother) -July 8th: Perkons Hatches and will not let anyone near the other 4 eggs!! stay away

YEAR 1428 - Good Leadman (Age 27) and Perkons (6 months old) Meet (Happens in Jan) (Multiple scenes in ch10, continued in Ch11) Perkons turns 1 in July. -Perkons gets a hold of 1 of Crimson’s eyes at some point, turns it into a Knife.

YEAR 1429 - Perkons turns 2 in july and is a fully matured adult. Rest of the 4 hekatons eggs hatch sometime after in that year. -Dievas assumes protective guardian role for his siblings.  -Dievas meets Aeschylus. (ch11) YEAR 1430 Perkons turns 3. The rest of the first hekatons are one. During this year they mature to an adult. YEAR 1431 Lauma meets Velns, who is imprisoned. Then shortly after, Perkons confronts Lauma, she is 2, he is 4. So It took place after July 1431. He transforms the 2nd crimson eye into a Spoon in front of her.

Years 1431-1448 (specific dates not all disclosed sry): -Velns/Lauma, Dievas/Laima begin making children. baby baby baby! YEAR 1438 - Crimson (Age 11) is eaten by a Hydragora Queen worm - loosing her human body in the process but gaining a worm one instead. -Crimson runs around in a destroyed city, holding a corpse. Meets Velns who taunts them. -Lauma and Dievas make up, and have their first nest together- a Batch of A/B hybrid eggs. -Lauma is killed by Perkons -Velns is killed by Perkons (Which was also on Dmtia’s Moon, so the moon is destroyed.) -Laima is “killed” by Perkons. (Actually survived, as part of Dievas’ plan.) -Perkons confronts Dievas with the Crosshatch Unit and mention they fight for Peace and under the “Thumb” alliance. Perkons kills Dievas. (scene in ch11) -Laima escapes with A/B Eggs, as well as other hekaton eggs. (and will later form the Ghost Kingdom, which she rules as queen.) ????? many other things happen????? these were some busy years folks

YEAR 1449 -Crimson meets a Helper, Galore the Hekaton, and a Bunny worm (who will later grow up to be agent Paper) in the forests of DMTIA (Ch9) -Galore “meets" her first parents, Lauma and Velns, in some mysterious coma dream thing from listening to crims sexy magical heartbeat (also Ch9) ??????????more events happen??????????? -Galore “Dies” by exploding. Crimson witnesses it. -Bunny wormed named Cirrus “Dies” and is buried in a grave. However, she was only injured she later climbs out only to witness Crimson and Celadon leave in Crimson’s truck and it was the saddest thing ive had to draw ok. i am crying even remembering it ??????????more secret events this was yet another busy and traumatizing year for crimson????????????? -Months later, Crimson (age 23) has a conversation with her third mandragora heart, and ends up having a period sex masterbate-y fantasy that made many readers scream in terror when they read it.(Ch11)

Years 1450-1904 god so much stuff happens during this time, lays on the ground. i mean just fucking look at how much time that is. thats over 450 years lol nbd right

YEAR 1905 -Agent Knife is sent on a remote mission (back to Planet Dmtia) to hunt down one of thumbs most wanted criminals, a man named “SIMON MCGOLD” -After months of searching/failed attempts at locating him, Knife confronts and is stung by Simon’s close personal bodyguard, a queen worm named Nail who is famous for killing over 50,000 Hekatons. (Gaining him the nickname “Hekaton Hunter.” (CH12) -?????????? more stuff happens like you dont even know????????

Years 1906-1924 ??????????? lots of stuff??????? lets laugh at some spoon stuff together tho -Spoon thinks Knife is stupid but weirdly interesting i guess -Spoon tries to pretend hes not in love w/ knife cuz thats like??? g...ay??? -Spoon realizes he’s totally hot for Knife and decides hes gonna totally seduce him -Spoon realizes flirting isnt going well with knife and is actually rly deeply hurt by rejection and so he tries to sleep around w/ other ppl  to pretend hes fine cuz w/e!! who cares -Spoon realizes hes totally in love w/ Knife and is devastated by Deeply Gay emotions -Spoon moves in w/ Knife and spoon tries to pretend he is fine w/ just being Knife’s obsessively devotedly loyal but not romantic/sexual partner. just ttly... platonic.. best dude pals..!!! who murder together -Spoon realizes he cannot handle just being friends and attempts to move out cuz he just is having a meltdown -Knifes like chill we’re already dating and Spoon is like “wtf we are?” and knife’s like “why else would i let you move in w/ me” and spoon just stares at a wall for like 12 hrs in shock -They start to officially for real date™ after spoon regains contact with reality -???????stuff??????? -Spoon dresses up as AGENT BEE!!!!!!!!!!!! THE MOST IMPORTANT EVENT IN ALL OF HISTORY HANDS DOWN MARK UR CALENDARS 

YEAR 1925 July 8th - Simon (now Agent Spoon) has been in a relationship with Knife for 20 years. He meets Celadon #1. Location is the forests on the moon THUMB HQ. who is rightfully pissed as fuck at him. kick his ass, girl (she does btw) (ch11)

YEAR 1926 -Knife Adopts a tiny perfect adorable fluffball c-type and names him Kurt. -Spoon hates it like more than anything ever -Spoon and Knife end up having to live separately, causing a huge strain in their relationship.

Years 1927-1936 -feeling neglected, Spoon starts to sleep around, including the Crosshatch unit and becomes p close friends w/ them! its actually a positive thing for once. wtf (ch11) -Kurt becomes Agent Fork and works alongside Agent Knife on missions and its adorable and great but knife’s depression is also growing bc he misses spoon

YEAR 1937 Cash Leadman is born! :D

YEAR 1938 Rome Aiguille is born! he doesnt even hate worms at this point! Years 1939-1955 more stuff. ect. 

YEAR 1956 -Locket confronts Knife. Knife is so traumatized from meeting a surprise biological child that he has a meltdown and vanishes. he is then believed to have died. -Spoon Explodes from sadness of the news, but does not die. Half of him leaves to Cash Leadman’s house, who convinces him to keep living. He becomes “Scissor”, using her former crosshatch robot body. (ch11) -The other half meets Locket and has his Spoon stolen from him. very sads. Also cant wear thongs anymore (ch11)

YEAR 1957 -At some point during this year, Spoon kills Agent Rock’s dad and also prevents Fork from being able to enter Wibbleworld (his dream). (Scene in ch8) -Fork goes back to prison (guess what, it wasnt his first time goin’ there!) 

YEAR 1958-present -the death of rock’s hot dad springs a chain reaction of all his sons trying to kill spoon and getting revenge. Spoon successfully kills them all though lmfao. dont fuck with the leg.  -fork breaks up with dollop and she starts stalking him

YEAR 1961 -Dylan and Agent Knife meet in Wibbleworld moon, on July 8th (his birthday) He reveals secrets to her. (ch11) -Dylan/Celadon and Antony believe they are successful at killing Agent Knife on this same day.

YEAR 1962 -Feb 2 - Aeschylus wakes up in LEVEL K of the Crosshatch Colony (The Aiguille Moon) and is escorted by Antony Aiguille (Age 21) and Celadon #1, #2 and #3. Dylan and Barfy show up. (Ch 11) -Dylan tries to convince Antony not to get eaten (and fails) (ch12) -March - A mysterious earthquake and worm outbreak kills 20,000 residents in the Crosshatch Colony. O_O  -July 7th - Fork meets Dylan for the first time. :3 (Another serving episode one!) -July 8th: This is where the present timeline begins! Canary wakes up on a platform. Hooray! we made it. i dont feel like typing out the events u can just read the comic i guess lol. farts! 

YEAR 1963: Hasnt actually happened yet, but the final feast is said to occur this year!!!!!!! O_O ooo  EDIT: one of the events were out of order, but this has been fixed (8/19/2017) 

#ffak #feast for a king #ffak timeline #ffak faq

[theday]

*tree* *present* 💓

ARIA !!!! im u not actually sending the emojis ;-/

mutuals send me ‘🎁’ for a compliment or send me ‘🎄’ for why i followed you / what i like most about you!

compliment: bihthtfhc ......... ur rly warm.... rly worm..... if i do say so myself... like!!!! listen omg.... fdjdjdjdj my brain isnt properly warmed up but !! okay odfndjjjthis is a mess already fuck okay. okay yes alright! aria u know.... whenever i look at ur tags on any sort of hyungwon (+ changkyun) photoset i grow so fond like hearts literally grow in my eyes this is gross btu honestly ur tags r the sweetest and cutest things ever??? like the amount of love spilling out i can see it! i can feel it miss aria.... u love hyungwon and mx so damn much and its just???? s o osososoo nice to see!!! i love it i love love and u hold so much love for mister chae its just!!!!!! aehrggdhhhdhshjddhsh [kermit pic] IDK!!! ur just so sincere?? especially when it comes to loving chae hyungwon and its just so fucking nice to see!!!!!!!!!

why i followed you: o easy bc i saw ur blog in amira’s about :-0 !! i followed everyone after amira at around the same time and seeing as you guys bias almost one of each member (with u being a whole hyungkyunie) it helped like... expand my dash? no thats definitely not the right word but my dash truly... became very full of Love and things i wanted to see aka the monstas plus i needed more changkyun blogs 2 follow since i was as usual blind to the cutest boy on this planet.. so following u rly helped open my eyes (like with kihyun + aleena) so thank u.. thank u for being a hyungkyunie..... also my love hyungwon reached its peak after following and seeing ur love for him... god bless

what i like most about you: your sincerity ! and also ur not afraid to have fun pleasefhdj ur blog rly turned into an anime one for about 5 minutes bc of the influx of anime asks that was so funniendjjsjhh as for the sincerity part i talked abt it earlier but ill go again ,, ur so!!!!!!!!! ur !!!! ur uyfgdhshhsshhjd seeing ur tags fuck i really cant english for the life of me ur just... the sweetest :( and ur tags i see you yelling about how much u love hyungwon so much its so! its so Real???? like!! anyone with a brain can see how much u love the chae man !! and god ur love for the chaekkungs...... Beautiful...... personally its not my style but seeing u talk abt them rly makes me so happy bc they make u happy... its awesome rly..! another thing i know ur working a lot rn yet u still manage to love the monstas and come on i just !! ur so nice for lack of better words gonna slap my vocabulary after this frack anyway !! i saw you wanted to do a hw gif series/countdown thng??? for his birthday but couldnt/dont have time and idk if ur still gonna do it but the thought is there!!! nd despite being so busy u rly love hyungwon so much i just. . .love that??? tldr ur the most sincere person i know when it comes to loving hyungwon + the monstas and when it comes to ur friends too...! it shows when ur being an anti protag as well u dont half ass anything (ur gifs?? ur headers??? ur studies?? all done so well!!!!!!!!!) and i like that!!!!!

this is so messy but thank u for sending the emojis in !!!! i love u and i hope u manage to get ur well deserved rest soon

#chaekkung #asks

[psychostrilondes]

sorry i havent done dirkjohn or johndave yet?? im rly thinkin about it , how john would act as a Comforting person when he comforts, like i know hes super goofy and fun to talk to, and sometimes it can seem like hes not even capable of serious emotions even tho he definitely is!? like “more mature than he seems at first” is a good way id describe john :2

i think the best example i have to think of is the conversations with jade on the gold ship thing?? he seems more grown up in a way that he can point out problems, and, ive read one or two fanfics where dave and john had this way of figuring out problems that was sort of Unique to their broship, theyd sort of, shoot the shit lol, like talk about it in roundabout metaphors that leaves dave feeling oddly better afterwards even though they barely spoke in laymans terms at all in the conversation?

like maybe like, john would bring it up that dave’s been awful quiet in the last few days, somehow by asking if he would want to go with him and jake to this thingy later today, to which dave says no by saying theres some lasagna in the fridge that has his name on it, metaphorically, and the lasagna needs to be eaten, i mean someones got to do it, its been in there for like a week john :p so sorry, ive got plans,

and john would say that maybe this leftover lasagna needs to be aired out before its eaten?? dave its probably growing mold by now, being all in the fridge, ugh, listen, itd be good for you to get fresh air and stuff. cmon, start getting ready, youll like it

dave just kind of sits there as john walks away like, wow ... he really did not just give me a chance to even think up a comeback to say to him, geez, and dave just groans and plants his forehead on the kitchen table ugh, he guesses he maybe needed someone to shove him outta the house because hes honestly been indoors and only talking to karkat and john for like the last 3 or 4 days or however length of time he doesnt even know lol

OH OH and maybe when dave says some of his more worrying analogies like some dude on a mission to assassinate the president to explain how he Needs john to get him this one snack food, he’ll be his double best bro, for life, and then his analogy of an assassination quest gets to the part where his dude shoots the president and has to look away from the screaming and outburst (and dave’s got a grimace on his face to make this part poignant) to message his superiors that the deed is done so he can go back to his gang or mafia or whatever and be hailed as a hero, weirdly, that would be you john, you’ll be a hero dude,

and john would just kinda stand there like Huh, like thats a color off from dave’s usual banter?? um?? so he tells dave that he doesnt really feel like goin to jail, if it was up to him he’d leave the assassination job up to someone else. 

its totally his way of telling dave to keep this metaphor going and see what he can bring out and maybe parse of his mood?? and why hes even too lazy to run to the corner store to go buy sour gummies

so dave takes it further now that hes been asked, totally, and he tells john no yeah its cool i can take one for the team and go out by myself to go kill a guy of federal importance, no big deal, man i dont even know how i’d handle that, if the presidents visiting our town then there’d be the news following him by helicopter and stuff, and what if the news sees me? they’ve got tons of cameras i bet, channel 13 would catch allll of me doing the deed dude .. jail for sure.

and theyre really getting somewhere!!! dave doesnt want to go out because he feels really uncomfortable about it, being watched or something. so john offers to go out with him on this quest, and maybe substitute the gun for the sour gummie worms and substitute the president for a cashier guy, yessssss, he did it, him and dave go out to the corner store just fine :d

#hs #LONG #johndave #psychosis

[yarrowleef-babbles]

anyway I'm at the end of my impulsive grishaverse binge. The King of Scars duology was fun to read and I enjoyed it.. It was also dumb as hell. But honestly I am here for a good time not a...idk, sensible time. Look I’ve been reading almost nothing but warrior cats for over a decade, clearly my standards are low and I can handle a lot of nonsense and still enjoy the ride

 (but rly I still don’t know why the Darkling returning is a thing at all. He’s just a less intimidating shadow of his former self. He went out in a blaze of glory and however he goes out the second time is going to be underwhelming in comparison. I literally KEPT FORGETTING HE WAS AROUND during Rule of Wolves until his POV chapters came up because everything else felt like a more pressing threat, meanwhile he was just. There. Dicking around. I forgot. the *DARKLING* was around. That’s almost impressive. He just came across as so pathetic compared to the constantly looming threatening force he used to be. There were so many enemies and problems to face with the Fjerdans and everything else, why even add him? I feel like I would have rather the main problem just being fixing the mess he left behind, and have Nikolai figure out some other way to solve the fold and his demon problem, considering Lantsov kings being dumb is part of what enabled the Darkling for so long to begin with. He could fix the remaining scars of their biggest mistake before retiring the Lantsov line. Idk, that would require a rewrite since apparently whatever is happening with the Darkling is going to motivate the next plot, but all that junk about the magic tree just felt. Tacked on rather then woven in? if that makes sense? considering how often I kept forgetting about him I feel like it would have been better to just....Let Nikolai have the focus in fixing this issue, no Darkling meddling needed. Darkling stays dead while we struggle with the ghosts and damage he left behind, and he left A LOT behind, he doesn’t need to literally be here as well. I Do NOT want him to get any sort of redemption arc. he Does Not Need One. Can’t we just let him go I’ve had enough of this dude) 

Next point, I am surprisingly fine with Queen Zoya, I think the duology did a good job setting both of them up for this when I look back on it, although it did catch me by surprise at first. Her turning into a LITERAL DRAGON???

lissen, I Do Not understand the fantasy rules of this world at all sometimes, sometimes it feels like crazy things Just Happen when plot needs it, and its felt that way ever since Shadow and Bone (like last book with the Saint Sand Castle. JESUS CHRIST what was ANY OF THAT I feel like I got transported into a different series I kept putting down the book to whisper-yell ‘what the fuck is happening right now’ to myself, I STILL do not really understand how those people were alive, how their magic worked, or where they were, their explanation didn’t make sense)

 but look. Look, sometimes I also Do Not Care, dragon Zoya was SICK AS HELL. You can be as dumb as you want if you’re also sick and hell while doing it, thems the rules!!!

Neutral on the Nikolai/Zoya relationship. It’s fine, w/e. That’s my stance on most MC romances so shrug.

ANYWAY if I’m honest with myself the Crows are my main true emotional investment in this universe so everything else that happens with other characters is kind of a “yeah ok I guess this is happening now, whatever” one way or another. But my crows. I adore their banter. I loved their appearance, even if it was mostly unnecessary fanservice. I miss them all so much.

I have no interest in investing myself in book fandom culture (it seems like its just...not my scene) I’m vaguely aware that Hanne and Nina’s relationship is controversial. (i’m vaguely aware a lot about this duology is controversial but I don’t know everyone elses reasons as to why, though I have some guesses). And Listen, I can totally 100% sympathize if you are someone who was at all emotionally invested in the helnik ship, even though its been over a year in book time, from the reader perspective Matthias like, just died. And to have Nina immediately thrust into a new meet-cute so quickly while she’s literally standing over his fresh grave?? Yeah I get why that might sting a bit. 

I, however, am not rly a helnik stan, in fact the handling of Matthias and Nina’s relationship was by far my LEAST favorite part of the SoC duology, an awkward frustrating stain on books I otherwise adored so much. Their relationship started off making me wildly uncomfortable (I have a lot of complicated and frustrated feelings about Matthias in general, I think i’ll probably end up making an overly long post complaining about him later on) and though it got a bit better in Crooked Kingdom, it still only reached “I guess I will tolerate this” levels, and then he died before i could finish reconciling with it so. I'm just left frustrated by the whole thing.

For me, her relationship with Hanne felt way more natural and less uncomfortable, yes even if its less ~dramatic~ then almost dying together in the arctic.. (I always felt like she and Matthias were attracted to each other in SPITE of who they are rather then BECAUSE of who they are you know? i just don't love that as a basis for a relationship It’s...ugh look again Matthias is a whole can of worms for me, I can’t get into it right now. It just doesn’t do it for me. I never understood Nina’s attraction to Matthias, so being better then that is a low bar for me. ) I’m not head-over heels with Nina/Hanne or anything, but I like it just fine and I think Hanne is a neat character.

I didn’t think Nina could carry a storyline on her own, but I was surprisingly often more invested in her then Zoya and Nikolai? I was only neutral to her in six of crows, I liked her, but less then the others....... mainly again because she was So Wrapped Up In Matthias Whomst I Do Not Exactly Love that it was hard to appreciate her on her own. I’m glad I got the chance to focus on her and grow to like her as an individual. 

 Maybe her crow status gives her my bias, or honestly maybe I just like high risk spy stuff that felt like it had more immediate danger and stakes every moment to her rather then the more big-but-impersonal concern for a whole country and the exhausting political complications of ruling Ravka, which is what Zoya and Nikolai were often grappling with. I still liked that storyline, but my personal preference is with Nina’s type of stakes (thats probably just another reason why I liked the SoC duology most in the grishaverse)

Which aaaaaaaaaaah, leads me to what is for ME causing the most emotionally charged Issues with the end of this book!!!! It’s probably not the biggest issue objectively, but I am not feeling objective right now, I am feeling emotional! While I think the Darkling returning is dumb, I have less emotional investment in him and the characters surrounding him so that, even though I dont exactly like it, I don’t really mind that much what happens to him, I’m willing to follow the story down whatever nonsensical rabbit hole it wants to go

but WOW I am I NOT a fan of Nina suddenly being the queen of fjerda??????HUGELY MASSIVLEY NOT A FAN OF THAT MY DUDES.  And not just beause it came out of left field (which is most certainly did).

i mean people more articulate then me have already probably talked about why this is a miserable future for her, so. that bites.

idk, no end to this post, just lots of words

#soc #kos #row #grishaverse