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pacifymebby · 2 years

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Okay so I’m back from the date/hanging out and it was amazing! I didn’t make a fool of myself and he held my hand the entire time and didn’t let me fall down. So he’s definitely got sds energy he kept doing the like the hottest thing which was unbuckling my seatbelt for me??? Like idk why it was hot but it was really hot! And then we ended up making out on the beach lol. He just keeps calling me cute under his breath and I’m like 😭 stooooop my poor little heart can’t take it. But then we ended up going back to his place and walking his dog and he said he’s gonna have to get used to walking the dog and holding hands at the same time and now I’m like 🥹 because like that means he wants to do that with me more.

And now for the grand finale! We didn’t end up having full on sex sex but we did go further than making out. And he made me feel so comfortable it was so sweet omg. He really does respect me and I dont know how I got so lucky! Like tmi but he asked if I wanted to go further and I said yes and I asked what he wanted to do and the first thing he says is I could give you head… lord have mercy who sent this man down from the heavens? I didn’t ended up agreeing to that though because I was too self conscious for it. I’m a little lost when it comes to grooming down there??? Do guys mind if you’re not like clean shaven?? But yeah for a first time I wasn’t as self conscious as I though I’d be so that was nice and he seemed to be into the same kinda stuff I am so that’s good. I definitely think I shocked him tho because I pulled out some groupie-like stops so thank you very much for that. Like for real I did the whole sucking his fingers thing like I’m pretty sure she’s done I think his soul left his body. Fr tho I’ve probably said too much already you probably don’t want to know all this 💀 But like really I feel like reading the groupie has prepared me for so much lol.

Oh my godddd bestie, angel, lovely this is all just soooo cute I'm dying reading these updates!!!fucking hell tho people doing up/undoing your seat belt for you kills me, I actually wish B would do this more often haha

That thing about walking the dog and holding ur hand is adorable, how did u not just die I'd literally have dropped dead on the spot. Who is this man he is doing the Lords work and all other men need to take notes.

And omg no that's not tmi at all!!!! Litterally tell me anything/everything it's totally cool with me.

Nah idk the whole shaving thing still gets me and I have no idea what men actually like because I think it's a personal preference thing? But like, don't feel like you need to shave if you're not comfortable with it?

I'll be totally honest here and say that I mostly just trim mine? Like I shave mine in like just more than a bikini style? Kinda like this middle one?

And I tend to keep the actual hair around my actual "area" (lol) shaven/short. But I wouldn't rec shaving EVERYTHING because the razorburn/growing back can be grim and like, not remotely worth it.

I think that like, I've asked B about what he likes before and has always just been like "not really up to me is it, it's what you're comfortable with" and tbh I think that's pretty true. Like, the only thing that occasionally happens is when he goes down on me he'll get one of my pubes in his mouth but we always just laugh it off and like, I get his pubes in my mouth sometimes too ya know? It's not really as deep as people make it out to be.

And I'm certain the whole fully shaven thing is only pushed by porn and waxing salons lolll

Also omgggg I can't believe the groupie is inspiring ur real live movess, I'm so proud and also, so proud of u haha, like yess bestie u go out and suck his fingers like a pro ♥️

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herakosmos · 4 years

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matchup for @ioveworm!𐐪𐑂

“Hi!! my general info is: im 5'8, kinda chubby but not big in the boob area, (sobs), i have semi long curly black hair with brown front strands! i use she/her, im a virgo sun, sag moon, pisces rising! my personality type is intp-t. im pretty snarky without realizing it, also can be too blunt/straight forward around someone im comfortable with! i have a RBF so some people say i look angry/intimidating but in reality its just my social awkwardness which somehow feeds into that + the fact im awful at speaking with strangers, if i don't have to speak to someone i definitely wont so people need to take the first step in taking </3 im a huge empath and can sympathize with a lot of people but aso can hold grudges/ know how to stand my ground if i REAAALLLLY need to even if i am literally shitting myself LOLLL. i also cry very easily during movies, if an animal dies even if its just in the background i WILL break down into tears. im also super self conscious bc of my weight so 9/10 times i will be trying to make myself as unnoticeable as possible. i can be pretty sarcastic and retort back but if something someone says rubs me the wrong way i can tear up and cry easily haha.... i LOVEE dogs!! music/making playlists, horror movies/game play throughs, pubg/gaming, anime and learning abt animals! i can handle people who are quiet/dont talk much pretty well as long as they reassure me that im not being annoying or bothering them!! but if we can both talk about stuff we like together it makes me super happy and i'll always hear them out!! im pretty bubbly around people i'm close with and giggly but if i'm around other random people im still quiet/neutral... I HOPE THIS ISNT TOO MUCH !!!🥺😞”

hi!! and also dont worry about it i love longer descriptions bc it gives me more ideas on what to put in matchups! <33

this honestly took me longer than it should, but it was because i wanted to give myself a challenge and be more diverse with my options!

i really hope you enjoy this 🥺

i match you up with . . .

kenjirō shirabu!! 𐐪𐑂

✰ ok this pairing went through a lot of rollercoasters when meeting, BUT HEAR ME OUT

✰ the sorta tsundere x lovable girlfriend trope in this is 🥺🥺🥺🥺

✰ your first encounter with shirabu would be sorta rocky i’d say. he has this thing where he tries to mask his real feelings with insults because he honestly doesn’t know what the fuck are feelings

✰ i feel like the reason why he fell for for you was mostly because of how everyone perceived you to be this mean and b*tchy person when you’re actually the opposite

✰ one day you just couldn’t handle it anymore and started to release a few tears from each eye

“do you hate me that much?”

✰ honestly this line broke him :((

“you’re not annoying to me kay? it’s just…never mind”

✰ the more you two actually spent time together though, you guys do warm up to each other bit by bit

✰ him asking you out would probably be the most awkward thing ever JBAKHBXKHXB

✰ poor boy is new to all of this mushy feeling stuff

“weprobablymaybelikeeachotheridontknowbutwouldyougooutwithme..?”

✰ you would probably be like: ???

✰ THIS GUY IS TURNING SO RED NOW SEND HELP FOR HIM

✰ i don’t know why but he’ll be the type to just whip out his phone and try to type out what he was trying to say while you’re in front of him

✰ shirabu: go out with me?

✰ the two of you end up becoming a blushing mess together (AWHH)

✰ lemme tell you, once this guy becomes your man, all hard work pays off

✰ this man would take care of you. even though he rarely shows it verbally, he definitely does through acts of services

✰ shirabu understands your self coniousness since he tends to get like that too. to be honest he doesn’t really care about the way you look. he loves you just the way you are and it honestly makes him want to punch whoever made you feel the need to be super conscious about yourself

✰ the amount of cute puppy pictures he spams your phone just to cheer you up (AWHHH)

✰ he knows probably almost everything about you and remembers even the smallest details

✰ like for example he knows that you dye the front strands of your hair brown, so on his own he’ll buy boxes of hair dye for you and leave them in the cabinet

“don’t use too much of it or else i have to get more”

✰ he’s so blunt omg and sometimes it may rub you the wrong way, but shirabu really does try to tone it down for you because he hates it when you cry. especially when he is the cause of it :((

✰ he’ll pull you close and kisses away your tears🥺

✰ dates can include going to dog cafés, the zoo or movie dates at home :D

✰ the first ever time you guys had a movie date this boy really thought of a plan to give you the scare of a lifetime by watching a super scary horror movie. little did he know you LOVED horror, so when he put it on you were unfazed and this dude was so shocked at you

✰ in shirabu’s mind: how the fuck is she not scared right now

✰ his reactions were so priceless and honestly he was kinda pissed you weren’t cuddling up against him right now for protection😭😭

“how are you not afraid of this”

“i don’t know either, i mean this is sooooo scary”

✰ shirabu turned to you immediately with a shocked expression. he learned two things that day, you loved horror movies and can get pretty sarcastic lmao

“thanks a lot for ruining my plans of you jumping into my arms for protectio-”

“what?”

✰ shirabu was actually the one who suggested going to a dog café and the zoo afterwards. it really shocked you since he wasn’t really big with animals

✰ in actuality, the setter knew how much you loved animals and wanted to take you on an animal themed date for the day (even though he’ll never say it)

✰ the way your eyes sparkled and become so invested in the creatures honestly makes him so soft. no one makes him so soft like you, you’re one lucky girl🙈

“baby can we please get a dog?”

“no”

“pleeasseee”

“no”

“you can be the big spoon from now on”

“yes”

✰ KJDBXJBSJSJBNJN

✰ NO ONE KNOWS SHIRABU LETS YOU BE THE BIG SPOON AND IF ANYONE DID ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE

✰ light giggles started to leave your mouth due to the fact he gave in so quickly because of that one offer

✰ shirabu soon started to mess up your hair and gave you a small smile🥺🥺

“i’m only agreeing, so you won’t have to have a permenant pout on your face whenever we pass a dog on the street baka”

✰ head pokes are a BIG thing for showing his “affection” for you

✰ making fun of him? head poke

✰ getting frustrated because of an idiotic character in an anime? head poke

✰ whenever shirabu plays a video game with you he’ll show NO mercy and try to beat you and when he does his cocky smirks start to show. he also tries to hold back his tongue to try and not tease you

✰ but when you win, omg he gets so salty. his face most definetely would try not to show it, but inside his head he’s raging SO MUCH

“tch you only won because i let you”

“sure babe, sureeee”

✰ becomes so salty he’ll probably start a pillow fight with you LMAO

✰ this guy definitely loves late night calls with you. he enjoys your soothing voice and would wanna hear you talk 24/7. he gets fairly busy juggling studies and volleyball, so your voice really makes him feel less stressed out🥺 sometimes the call would run on until the next day because you two soon fall asleep on call together haha

✰ i feel like shirabu wouldn’t have a lot of pet names for you, but sometimes he’ll call you “baka” “babe” and “darling”

✰ you being a virgo and him being a taurus you guys are a great match!

✰ both can be quite sincere and devoted to one another. virgos like taurus’s strength and commitment while taurus loves virgo’s quick mind!

✰ shirabu is an ENTJ while you are an INTP which means another great match :)))

✰ ENTJs love INTP’s way of thinking, knowledge and being patient. INTPs love ENTJ’s enthusiasm for knowledge, straightforwardness and being able to take criticism well <33

bonus!

heres an anime relationship type gif that i just think you two would do 🥺

#haikyuu!!#anime matchup #haikyuu matchups #anime matchups #cute #hq shirabu #haikyuu shirabu #shirabu kenjirou #shirabu matchup #haikyuu matchup

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juulookzousketchy · 6 years

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Hello, actually not your valentine gifted but I'm also planning to make stuff for JuuSei valentine so it was some great inspiration. May I ask for some more? Tooth rottingly sweet fluff?

Oh man, people asking for JuuSei headcanon stuff makes me so happy! Be prepared for some gross fluffy shit anon. You asked for it.

JuuSei Heacanons!

Original TG Selves:

- Takizawa would leave a trail of candy in the office for Suzuya to follow, just because. Heck, it might even lead him to a mountain/pile of candy in his seat.

- Juuzou would probably attempt making delicious pineapple desserts and treats for Seidou, but in the end would steal Seidou’s share because of how surprisingly good they turned out. Seidou in return, stands pouting as he watches those pineapples goods being devoured in the mouth of the smol boi.

- Seidou: Looks like you got in trouble by the heads today. Juuzou: Looks like you need to shut up. -has thread and needle ready-

- It isn’t so often that Seidou falls asleep in his workspace, but when he does, he wakes up to a monster reflecting off his computer screen. (his face gets drawn on or his hair is an absolute mess because of Juuzou)

- You know how Ishida said that Seidou owns a pair of Pineapple boxers? Yeah, Juuzou bought those for him as a gag novelty gift to make fun of Seidou’s love for pineapples, but Seidou loves it and wears it on ‘special’ days.~

- Juuzou is quite romantic. I mean. Sneaking into Seidou’s apartment window in the middle of the night is really romeo-ish right? ;)

- Whenever Seidou has a snack hanging from his mouth, Juuzou comes in to take a huge bite of it, with their lips almost touching. Seidou would get all flustered and freak out about it. Juuzou would laugh at the other’s actions and would give him a kiss right after, shutting the other up.

- Juuzou would honestly argue with Seidou on purpose. (he thinks it’s kinda cute when seidou whines sometimes) If he doesn’t get too pissed off, he’d shut down Seidou with a big ol’ kiss on the lips and run off. Seidou would be stunned for the longest time and forget what they were even arguing about until he snaps back to reality, realizing that the argument hasn’t been settled yet. But it’s too late, Juuzou is already elsewhere.

TG:Re Selves: (It’s a lot harder to make fluff with their TG:Re selves, but I’ll do my best LOLLL leggoooo)

- (based on the recent events in :Re) When Juuzou finally reunites with Seidou, he goes up to him and places both his hands on the other’s face, smiling widely. Seidou gets flustered, but suddenly gets his cheeks pinched by the smol boi. “Welcome backkk~ “ Juuzou chimes, following with a “Wow, your cheeks are as squishy as ever.” The older stares at him with an annoyed but embarrassed expression.

- Ok but. Juuzou would honestly play with this guy’s hair since it’s like…the same length as his now. Seidou would protest, but would have no choice since Juuzou is already all up on it.

- After noticing that Seidou’s lips and nails have darkened, Juuzou tells Seidou that it actually looks nice and would put lipstick and black polish on himself to match the tall tsun tsun.

- Since Seidou is more resilient to pain, Juuzou would stitch cute lil patterns on him all the time, hearing less (sometimes more) complaints from the other. :)

- Juuzou would attempt to make coffee for his tol boi everyday, learning as he goes to make sure it tastes a little bit more like home.

- Seidou would give Juuzou hugs when nobody is looking because he’s gotten too shy for PDA.

- These two would help dye each other’s hair. If Juuzou’s white roots are showing, Seidou would touch it up, while Juuzou would probably dye the other’s hair all brown (his normal color) and would touch it up all the time if the white makes him feel self conscious. (Though the two would probably match from time to time TBH. Like for ex. Juuzou would dye his hair white to match Seidou, or Seidou would dye his hair black to match Juuzou’s etc. legit ghey)

- Ghoul Seidou is more shy in PDA than when he was a human. He basically turns into the tsundere king after graduating from a tsundere prince. You’ll hardly ever see him doing stuff with Juuzou in public, but Juuzou on the otherhand….XD I think you know where this is going.

- 1v1 time, Seidou likes placing his head on Juuzou’s lap. He literally falls asleep straight away after getting some nice head rubs and adores being pet like a pupper. Makes him feel wanted and loved.

That’s all I got for now…I can go on all day.~

#sorry for my english btw im not the best at it LOL but hope it makes sense XD #juusei #tg heacanons #Anonymous

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