#lolicons are in shambles; their 100+ yo 10 yo waifu is now too old for them

[v-t-holmes]

i finished all the big starting quests in totk

this game is so fucking pretty omg

#tears of the kingdom #totk #legend of zelda #loz #tears of the kingdom spoilers #totk spoilers #(in the tags) #where is everyone going? i think i'm gonna go check kakariko and then start that promising journalism career in rito village #maybe i'll head to the great plateau too i wanna see what's there #after that #who knows #the depths are fascinating #might go hunting for poes there #i also saw a rock fall in castle town ruins so i might go check where that leads me #maybe snoop around the parts of the castle that stayed on the ground #it's fascinating to see people where a lynel was just a little while ago #also really cool to see that purah didn't devolve into a baby and is now teenager-shaped #lolicons are in shambles; their 100+ yo 10 yo waifu is now too old for them #oh i need to go visit sidon #and i think a lady mentioned lurelin village has a pirate problem #ig that'd also be worth looking into #it's so weird there's no guardians #there are however most likely test of strenght shrines and i hate those #but the puzzle shrines are really cool! i went into one that was like one of those didactic baby puzzles #where you need to find the right shapes for holes #my fav great sky island shrine is probably the ascend one tho it was really cool #rauru is kinda babygirl 😳 #i knew he was a zonai #and that zonai were dragon people the same way the rito are bird people and the zora are fish people #now to wait for confirmation that zonai are their ancestors