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shpadoinkle-day · 1 year

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hi again!! its 1st time cannibal the musical watcher again- i might start signing my asks or somethin cus i keep wanting to talk but like you're always sharing such obscure random stuff.. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE THING YOU'VE DISCOVERED OR FOUND?? specific quote of an interview or a particular photo you've found ???

hiii anon lovely to see you back! feel free to tag yourself if you prefer that way, but either way you're much appreciated 🥰

I have so much stuff I found (I'd say it more like... was lucky to run into while researching 😵‍💫) that I love, but to name a few...

"My lovely wife Matt Stone" aka Trey's BOM speech from Feb 25 2013 at the first west end preview. How I found this: So, sometimes when I'm bored I'll pick a random mattrey blog that's been active for a long time, open an old post from their archive, see if there's old inactive mattrey blogs in the notes, and look through their archive to see if there's any posts I could make resurface that had stopped circulating, right? The funny thing is I'll go on reblog sprees, so I actually hadn't listened to the audio when I reblogged it. I was only informed of what it said when I saw others freak out about it.

Daily Show with Craig Kilborn. Why it's my fav? Well, aside from being adorable and iconic, it landed my youtube channel in the lost media wiki! How I found it is actually quite easy, when you look up fansites on the web archive you can do specific search for the files the web archive has saved from it. Turns out sometimes quicktime files work! Four parts were in canniballovers and one in dtisfu if I remember correctly, I just edited them together and posted it. Still wish someone could find it in better quality though. 😔

I'm gonna list a bunch of pictures now... because there's many. 😭 But my absolute N1 is probably the Halloween Robert Smith Trey picture. How I found it is simple, just looking up random words on facebook. Probably "trey parker", nothing special. This and this from the Ron Jeremy website on the web archive, though I think maybe the second one had already been circulating I'm not exactly sure. Showgirl Halloween Trey. The kiss pictures. Pink haired Trey!! This NATPE (?) picture. These older Trey pics where he's serving absolute cunt. This Lapdance/Sundance (?) pic. And these too. This reverse cap one altho this was from twitter I don't think I was the first to come across it tbh. These three from the "A Million Laughs" fb page... Bowl hat... Trey with the blue umbrella full pic... tho I wouldn't say I "found it" only that I got to it first the day it was posted... Trey in the matching christmas pajama from 2018... I'm gonna stop but my heart is pretty big and I like all pics...

These measly 7 secs of SDCC footage only because of the first mattrey pic included because that pose from Trey is everythinggg.

This oscars clip because Trey does such a graceful hair flip 😭

Le Petit Package pics though all I did was waltz into the lost media thread and see they had been posted...

The forbidden mattrey slides which we may never see... these were all from worthpoint, which is just a website that archives past ebay bids.

Annual Diversity Awards for the Trey serve ofc.

And finally, I'm very partial to "Matt's a cock".

As to how I come across anything... it's lots of free time. Like I'm talking hours daily just picking a random lead and following it. It may be a website you think hasn't been thoroughly searched (I've tried fb, ig, twitter, worthpoint, ebay, wordpress, tripod, weebly, various fansites on webarchive, footage.net, bilibili/baidu, vimeo, dailymotion, flickr, a load of sketchy other websites I don't remember anymore... basically trey parker has brought me to places I wouldn't go with a gun...) a combination of words, a new search engine that may give u different results (I've tried the ones listed in the lost media wiki guide, my favorite is startpage). Using targeted searching like "word" or site:x "word" or "word combo" before:year, basically trying to make google your bitch. I also use gettyimages like a visual wiki of events Trey's been to+the date, it's quite useful... ik you didn't ask the "how" part but aaaa I like talking about it 😭 I have a lot of fun. Even though sometimes I just come up empty handed even after hours of research. More often than not tbh. Also I'm an obsessed weirdo who checks the words "trey parker" daily on twitter, tumblr, ig, fb, yt, web archive and ebay. 🫠

And also the concept of finding is weird because it has happened to me that I thought I had found something and then it actually had been circulating already, so I tried really hard to answer you by only listing stuff I was fairly sure hadn't been circulating before I got to it, but I mean... it doesn't really matter! I'm here to serve, I just like sharing whatever stuff I run into, it'll happen that it's new to me but it really isn't. 😵‍💫 I try...

I like this too also but I didn't find it, it was pretty available already fjdkg you know Jack Shih was at that dodgeball event?

Favorite funfact that I haven't had a chance to share yet, so now you know!

#trey parker #matt stone #web archive #ask #hope this reply doesnt come across like i like the smell of my own farts LMAO im not claiming any of these are mine!!!!! like #i dont want credit and shit. go forth my children #these r my favs tho!!!!!! im obsessed with them

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loyaltyworn · 1 year

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hello, lovelies!

// i’ll be here in a short while to settle in and get things grooving again. in the spirit of dusting off everything and moving onto writing! please take a sec and lemme know what’s up and whatcha would like to do!

those of you who have threads with me?? who wants to keep ‘em? like this post and i’ll continue what we got! otherwise?? i’ll archive them and we can start fresh ones!

mains! i’m keeping all of you and i hope that’s okay! for now, i’m gonna leave it at that and wait til i get rolling again steadily to take more on. i know i gotta update some of your urls, so i’ll get on that asap.

memes?! inbox is overwhelming. i’m gonna clear it out! and reblog some memes here in a few. that way?! i can start fresh. cause i know some of the accounts that have sent me memes aren’t active/don’t really exist anymore and i don’t know where to really start. it’s a RARE thing for me to do this and i’m sorry!

that’s it! thanks again for hanging in there. it was a rough patch but i came out the end alright. :D

#much love to everybody.#from the desk of dixon (ooc)

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misslydian · 5 months

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I'm probably gonna delete my other account so I'm gonna reblog of bunch of stuff to archive gimme a sec

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105-hill-top-road · 1 year

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I posted 976 times in 2022

That's 976 more posts than 2021!

19 posts created (2%)

957 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@ashes-in-a-jar

@glassthelocalgremlin

@jewishjon

@starfleetrambo

@bifrosted-flakes

I tagged 203 of my posts in 2022

#tma - 84 posts

#the magnus archives - 80 posts

#martin blackwood - 25 posts

#jonathan sims - 21 posts

#the magnus archives spoilers - 18 posts

#jon sims - 13 posts

#jonmartin - 9 posts

#tma spoilers - 7 posts

#jmart - 7 posts

#tma fanart - 5 posts

Longest Tag: 134 characters

#martin has a fuckton of childhood trauma so probably would participate in things that he really couldn't enjoy under his mother's roof

My Top Posts in 2022:

cant stop thinking about the corruption call that brainrot

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gonna tell my kids this was gerry and gertrude

140 notes - Posted October 9, 2022

jon being canonically asexual is something that can be so personal

354 notes - Posted May 10, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

the magnus archives as things my friends have said

jon - “i’ve had 3 hours of sleep if you round up”

martin - “almost crying over tea over here”

sasha - “i am regretting my choices, wormily”

tim - “i’d scream if i was a large bug and someone threw me”

elias - “well, it was a matter of emotional manipulation and a kind gay man”

melanie - “are you at the bust station?”

georgie - “girlboss gatekeep gepression”

basira - “lesbians are motels”

daisy - “what if i changed my legal name to professor warcrimes”

peter - “what if i roll out of town”

helen - “sometimes i want a door”

nikola - “aren’t all human noises blood noises?”

jane prentiss - “blood test turns out i don’t have veins or something”

jared - “shit i thought i lost one of my ears for a sec”

john amherst - “i’m sorry i was literally dying of the common cold”

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time-is-restored · 2 years

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Psych, 3x8

3x8:

alright, ive been meaning to write down some of my thoughts abt this show for a while now, so i figured id start things off on one of season 3’s inaugural, actually delving into their characters psychology episodes! :D so, here goes ‘gus walks into a bank’:

first of all, the fact that they took the time to show that shot of shawn smiling at gus after their banter? like it took half a second but it immediately conveys so much in such little time..

im adoring that, for the first time, we’re really getting to see shawn actually nervous, and how that manifests - the fact that he is Literally bouncing on his feet so much that you can see him shaking, even in close ups? the fact that his patience is so thin, and you can see him losing his mind over those few seconds that the chief and lassiter are wasting over a disagreement? and yet he still goes with the jokes the second a new guy walks on screen!!!

i think the so called 'swagger’ of the swat team is aggravating him on a level beyond his usual disdain for authority, likely because he doesn’t appreciate people being calm when Gus Is In Danger Literally Now. hence he takes several swings at the macho guy. but even beyond that, he’s a Stranger taking control of Gus’ Life - you can see how desparately shawn wants lassie or jules to be calling the shots instead. he needs someone he can personally trust, not someone who he has to just believe in.

also, lassiter?? actually laughing at shawn’s routine? like mcnab was too but oh my god lassie fucking smiled,,,, the Development,,,

oh wow, and shawn looks actually kind of. idk if its unnerved or upset at being read so accurately by a stranger. that’s gotta sting, to be laid out so easily, when usually ur the one preying on weakness

and his expression when lassie says that swat is in charge is, once again, beyond his usual petty annoyance, at least imo. that’s frustration - anger, even - that motivates him stepping in himself.

side note - its really interesting how borderline unsympathetic jules is at first - i think this is the first time any of them have seen shawn genuinely out of control, and she doesn’t quite believe it at first ('why didn’t you go in with him?’ 'why didn’t you know something was going to happen?’). here, later, she’s doubling back, trying to assure him, only for shawn’s jealousy to flare up (but, again, i think the fact that juliet is trusting the swat guy for reasons explicitly not related to work doesn’t help) and the whole thing to backfire.

(also, its kind of funny watching lassiter actually kind of be on shawn’s side for once, and how no one is quite sure how to deal with that).

the cut to shawn being put behind the barricade is actually so funny

KEKW THIS IS SO FUNNY. shawn so casually going 'i wouldn’t accept these’,, then yelling and the 'what kind of good faith hostage negotiation is this!!’ IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE.

shawn deliberately getting taken hostage my beloved <3 such a fucking good character beat. annoys the guy with the guy so much just to get put in a room next to his best friend KEKW.

oh my god gus immediately jumping in to cover for shawn like its any other con, when they’re literally all Currently Hostage is so funny.

this is such a good episode..

'i tried [to be a regular person] once, and failed. im just too unique and interesting’ fucking classic,, oh god and he’s putting his psychic voice on why is he like this- i mean ofc it works thats kinda the premise of the whole show but its still so funny omg

gus watching shawn talk to phil so intently :,)

SHAWN CALLING LASSIE YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. HELL FUCKING YEAH. very funny that he decides to lead with having an idea that’ll help his career rather than the Hundreds of other reasons lassie would want to help rn but still :)

the fact that shawn has now gotten the robber to hand over 'negotiating’ rights to him, the swat guy to hand the phone over to juliet, and lassie out to investigate??? this is fucking insane i love it

'do you recall rejecting a small business loan-’ i love this fucking show to pieces oh my god.

gus running second on the disguised interrogation of the bank manager :) his fucking ’ohhhhhhhh’ every two seconds is so good

SHAWN RELEASING HIMSELF KEKW. like ik its not actually a total asshole move but god is it funny.

AWWW GUS. oh my god thats so sweet,, bonus points for shawn being so genuinely confused - he’s out of 'gus is in danger' mode completely now, whereas gus has just shot into 'SHAUN IS IN DANGER’ mode x100. i love the pay off with gus saying he’s decided he needs to tell ppl how he really feels, what a nice inversion of their usual 'i hate u shawn!’ dynamic :)

lassie grabbing shawn away from phil!!! get FUCKED sunglass guy!! 'hands off’ HELL YEAH. and oh my god dads here LMFAO. god can u fucking imagine watching the news and hearing that ur son has apparently voluntarily entered and then exited a hostage scenario. what the fuck.

awww and him actually just genuinely giving shawn information + telling him to be careful,,,

'i know you don’t like my methods, i know you don’t like me!’ god this is such a good conversation to be having when lassiter is like just. straight up unironically on shawn’s side rn..

'god you’re so sexy right now!’ LMFAOO??? shawn please this couldn't be a worse time

oh my god his fucking jumps to get juliet’s attention…

can’t get over how funny lassie thinks shawn making fun of phil is. he keeps laughing at it i think they’ve actually unironically found a common ground and its apparently thinking that juliet deserves better.

we get to see lassie and juliet actually working together on screen!!!!!! god its always so good when the show reminds us how good partners they are :)

okay listen this could be set up for a dumb 'shawn is jealous and pretending not to be’ gag but shawn clarifying that he just wants juliet to be happy is actually so sweet..

and lassie once again being actually concerned abt shawn! this has gotta be a world record in the show so far - we’re hitting a lassie-shawn friendship pb tonight boys!

gus going after phil!!!! we stan a brave king!!!!

shawn being able to just straight up lie to phil is still incredibly funny, as is gus’ defensiveness about being shawn’s partner.

ohhh jules came back!! omg shawn looks actually so confused :,)

THE ZIP LINE. this is the best timeline idc abt this will they won’t they romance dance anymore shawn got his zip line what more could you possibly want

#sophie watches psych #my writing #psych liveblog #<- this is from the archives as is the next post im gonna be reblogging in a sec #which will become immediately obvious cause its abt an ep like two seasons after this one LOL #i was originally posting htese privately but then i couldn't fucking find them again?? tumblr have a functioning search engine challenge #and i wanna be able to refer back to my thoughts esp w the next one which is. actual analysis #anyway psych is a good tv show :)

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thirstythylacine · 4 years

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Stress Relief

Alright. This damn band and fandom has got the best of me finally.

Haven't written in over 10 years. Definitely never written smut before.

I've given in! There are pages and pages of smut notes in my journals, phone, and computer so I guess this is my new hobby in quarantine.

Relatively unedited so apologies there.

Yell at me here, or yell at me on AO3 under the same name.

Also I have a very limited knowledge of how the hell this cursed site works despite being on it for most of its existence. So if there's shit I didn't tag correct here let me know.

Also Tumblr apparently hates making the italicized bits appear here so I’ll reblog this in a sec with the AO3 link if you, like me, really like seeing the emphasis :)

I am otherwise too lazy currently to figure it out or fix it and I’m already reposting this since Tumblr also apparently hates outside links! Thanks Hell Site.

STRESS RELIEF

He’s been working on this project for a week straight and as usual it’s cutting into personal hours. Though that doesn’t faze him, scribbling notes in the margin of this current translation and completely forgetting to call for dinner. It’s 10:30 at night and I’ve brought him ever meal today as well as coffee multiple times. At this point it’s half just so I can make sure he’s still awake and breathing.

His dinner looks untouched and he’s got ink on his cheek. I don’t even think he noticed me come in until I was right behind his chair with my hands on his shoulders. He only startles a bit and I lean forward to peek at his progress. “You’ve gotten far today” I note, “Though dinner was over two hours ago you know.”

He sighs sitting back against me. “I know Tesoro, I know. This one is just.....very difficult. And she wants it earlier than the rest.” He drops the pen and stretches his fingers. “If I can get this one to her before Friday I think we can have a few days off finally.”

It would be a relief for us both to have a few days off. He squirms as I press at the knots in his shoulder.

"I will literally stand guard outside this office to fend people off if it will help. I was starting to think I might have to tie you up somewhere to keep you from coming into the office this weekend.” He breathes in sharply once and there's a moment of stillness before he’s laughing quietly. Interesting.

I’m solidly around the front side of his desk before I notice the flush on his face. Double interesting.

The last paper in front of him has been moved aside in favor of the dinner plate. He’s frowning at it. The dish isn’t one that would be particularly appetizing cold. “I think......perhaps a trip to the kitchen might serve us better?” I offer. “You can find something better than that and I can find something for desert. I think Papa mentioned there was pie tonight.”

Pie makes a good dinner.” He says with a quirk of the eyebrow. Problem solved.

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“Hey!” I gasp as his teeth scrape down my neck. “Hey, I told you, none of that tonight. I have a ton of important meetings tomorrow. You know, the kind with people from Outside This Church whom I need to view me as respectable, buddy.” He isn't looking at me but growls a little against my skin.

I tangle my hands in his hair and tug sharply back to meet his wild eyes with mine. “No biting.” “You’re gonna have to save those hickeys for tomorrow, Cardinal...”

He’s adorably huffy about it but also doesn’t falter as he ruts against me. His hips grind sharply into my thighs, pressing me hard down into the cushions of his couch. His arms have me caged in below him and he rests his forehead against mine with a low moan.

At some point we’ll have to decide if we’re moving to a bed, or at least stopping long enough to take off literally any clothing instead of writhing on the furniture like teenagers. It’s so good this way though.

I came by to drop off the last few papers for him to finish and somehow convinced him they could be done in the morning. I meant to also convince him to come have another late dinner in the kitchens but he's in a mood and I can't complain. Having him over me, desperate and needy is better than any drug. I busy myself with the buttons on his jacket and shirt, impatient to get my hands into his chest hair. He hums as I run my fingers through it, and lower. His mouth is at my ear, his nose in my hair. I tug at his belt as he arches over me.

“We should go go to bed” he whispers “we should go to bed so I can fuck you into the weekend. I want to wrap you around me and make you cum until you can’t remember your name”. The words coming out of his mouth are getting deep and breathy. That voice.

Even his perfectly normal, reasonable Latin lectures make me want to get on my knees for him. I'm pretty certain the whole class feels that way. Technically, I know I’m not the only one he sleeps with either but recently I seem to have lucked out.

“You can’t” I growl back as he presses me down. “As much as I’d love to have you buried in me from now until Sunday, you still have 'homework' for tomorrow and I.... I can’t bag out of my important meetings. Sister will literally have me murdered if I leave her alone with those delegates.”

He moans low and deep grabbing at my thigh to pull me further under him, tighter against him. We press back and forth rocking against each other and making out. He’s driving against me over and over in a way that will have me undone very shortly. I have to bury my face in his shoulder to keep my whimpers quiet. Office hours are over but the door isn’t locked and Ghouls have a way of showing up when shit is about to get good.

I'm starting to lose it. “Please, Copia, please, pleaseplease” I beg. He grinds into me slower and slower pressing closer and longer and I think I could die from needing to cum. His breath is in my ear choppy and hot. Little wines, murmurs spilling from his mouth as he gets closer to the edge.

My body arcs up against him, my hands trapped against his chest as an orgasm washes over me. Head thrown back into the cushion I cry out when he sucks at the skin at my collar. I’m gasping as I come down. And then I realize.

Yanking my hands from between us to grab at his head. “COPIA, Satanus! What the fuck did I just say!” He’s a bit of a mess this close to an orgasm and only whines at me when I scold him. His rhythm is getting lost now and though I'm mildly pissed about the bite, I don’t think there’s a better time to test my new interesting theory than now.

I wind the fingers of my left hand tight into his hair and grab harshly at his hips with my right. “Bite me again and see what happens Cardinal. Don’t make me tie you down next time.”

He comes hard. Face buried in my collarbone despite my hard grip on his hair. He’s arched so hard into me I think I’ll be feeling it well into next week. We collapse slowly into the couch. It’s hot and sweaty not to mention the utter mess he's just made. Whatever. He must own 20 pairs of those black pants anyways.

I stroke his hair and laugh softly into it as he tries to regain some steadiness of breath. “Well then, Cardinal.” I arch my eyebrow at him and he's absolutely blushing. He won't quite make eye contact and I can't keep this crooked smirk off my face. He buries his face back against me and grumbles “Maybe time for a real dinner, Tesoro?” as the office door opens. A silver face peeks through, checking the desk and then turning to see us tangled on the couch. “Oh! Sorry, boss. Just, uh, making sure the, uh, lights were off in here. Yeah.” “But um, never mind if you’re still in here working!” The voice fades as the face retreats quickly.

Copia makes a tired sound. “Ghouls.”

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The free weekend has been axed.

Delegates from the Unitarian Church apparently liked our pitch enough that they decided to hang around for a few days and view the abbey in it’s working state. On the one hand it’s great. Not completely bonkers church allies would be incredibly helpful to us. But I'm mentally tapped out from the socializing. Copia too, has been dragged into the fray. Unlike our Third Papa he can be counted on to treat our guest well without shamelessly flirting with each and every one of them. Unitarian Universalists might not immediately kick a bunch of Satanists out of church club but they still probably view married couples as a little less fair game than Terzo does.

They leave just in time for us to jump right in on the next round of translations. Some books from our archives can only be opened for a few nights a year or a decade. Some can only be opened for a few hours at a time, or only in the perfect humidity, or only by a woman, or a ghoul, or Papa. It’s a particular kind of puzzle game to schedule the translations of these texts. Plus very few people can translate them at all let alone as quickly as the Cardinal.

Imperator schedules, I ferry book and papers. He translates. I return books and papers and organize translations by type and date so we can digitize them later. It’s part of the push to get this church into a modern century. Making an effort to have other church allies is as well. Nihil is totally against it even though his sons are all for it. Or maybe that’s because his sons are all for it.

Everyone is tired. Everyone is busy. The congregation is much bigger than it used to be but still there isn't a lot of down time. We've got a horde of siblings at our disposal to help with all the cleaning, data entry, filing, etc. but someone still needs to steer the ship.

It turns out that managing people is a pain in the ass and regretfully I'm good at it.

Thankfully I still end up spending most of my day filing and organizing piles. It's boring but methodical and leaves me with enough brain space to let my mind rest or wander as it chooses.

I'm deep into sorting notes from the early 30's so we can see if anything matches up with books from that era but my mind has wandered back to the Cardinal's ass in his red pants.

He stepped away from the monstrous paper pile for coffee this morning but two moments later was back leaning across the front of his desk to scribble a note in the margins of whatever he's trying to decipher. It's a very nice ass.

It's been over a week since we've been able to do anything more than snag a kiss between meals, sleep, and work. It's fine, except that it really, really isn't. Stress relief is important. And doing it myself is currently feeling a little subpar when the alternative is so incredibly attractive.

Also. There's this whole other aspect of him that I really want to get another glimpse of. We have been mostly on equal footing or he's been in charge since we've been seeing each other, but I know that's not all there is. Not just because of the way he blushes when I boss him around but also because of that dinner months ago where a wine drunk Terzo whispered in my ear all sorts of things about how delightful and versatile a bed partner Copia is.

I think I want to know all the ways to make him whimper and beg.

Unbeknownst to him, Thursday night we're going to catch a break. Imperator is headed out of town with a few of the Emeritus family for some swearing in of a little sect or two a few cities over. Copia and I have been excused to finish up one really time sensitive book and they're going to be gone for two whole days.

Of course, I know that the book is finished already. He did the last bit around 2am and I just couldn't bring myself tell her in case she decided to dump another stack on us as she walked out the door. Two days isn't enough for a real vacation but it's definitely enough for a little rest and stress relief.

______

I feel like I'm laying a trap. Getting us out of work, convincing him to come back to his rooms to change for dinner.

There's a tiny unmarked bottle of lube tucked on the hallway table next to the Baphomet statue where he hangs his keys. Normally he never looks at that table, just drops his keys across it, puts his hat on Baphomet's head, and comes to collapse on the couch or bed.

There he is though, looking at the bottle curiously, fingers starting to unbutton the top of his jacket unconsciously as his brow creases. I have to move fast. I walk up and my hands take over for his. Unbuttoning the jacket and pushing it back over his shoulders but not taking it off of him. I push at his chest gently until he steps back all the way against the heavy wood door.

"Tesoro, I... " He looks down at my face as I'm unbuttoning his shirt. My hands work downwards and I see as he completely forgets about the bottle. "Hello there" he says with a smile and slides his hands into my hair to turn my face up towards him. I get an arched eyebrow, a little half smile, and then, a little hitched breath as I tug open his belt.

I lean in to rub my nose under his jaw and breathe him in. His arms come up to pull me close and I can feel the rumble in his chest. We stand for a moment in peace, enjoying the closeness before I tug his hands down to lay flat against the door. "Keep them there, alright?" I whisper in his ear.

He breathes out an unsteady yes while I lay kisses down his neck. His trousers are undone and he hums through his teeth as I take him out and stroke him. Lightly over and over. Teasing gently. His head is back with eyes closed which is perfect.

When I ease my lube slick hand down his dick his whole body jolts and his eyes fly open to stare at me. "Oh! Ohhh...." Hands tight against the door his hips push forward into my hand and he screws his eyes closed again as I stroke him a second time.

"F...uck. Oh. Fuck. Tesoro..." he whimpers and the sound strikes deeply hot at the center of me.

I keep my touch firm but slow. A steady torcherous pace. I wonder how long I can keep him here. Trapped between my body and the door, gasping and moaning as I tease him higher and higher.

I want to talk to him but I'm a little afraid this will end too soon if I do so I settle for brushing my lips across his, across his face, against his sideburns until he's begging. "Tesoro, pleeease. PPlease. Ah. Ah. Oh, lord, Tesoro. I need....ah, please."

His face is plastered to my neck and I dig my free hand into his hair to hold him there. He hasn't moved his hands an inch though I see them tremble and grasp.

"You're doing so well, yeah?" I whisper. "You sounds so good like this. I love it. I love hearing how badly you need this." I can feel his knees knock a little as I speak to him. "I've been thinking about this for weeks. Making you come undone for me like this. Did you think I hadn't noticed how pink you get when I tell you what to do?"

"Ah, Satanus. Por favor...." he wines. "por favor....." His hips are trying to press forward, but I've got him tight against the door. I up the pace of my strokes until he can hardly speak. Low gasps and whimpers escape him as I bring him higher.

"Are you close love? I need you to tell me when you're close. I want you to tell me when you’re going to cum." That pulls a little wail from him and he gasps, crushing his face deeper into my neck. "Oh, Santanus. Oh, Lucifer. "

"You gonna beg me, sweetheart?" I husk in his ear. "Come on. Say please?"

He doesn't manage it, curling tight over my body as he comes. His arms forget the door to crush me against him. Fingers grip my back and shoulder so hard it almost hurts and I can hear his breath stop completely for a moment. I let him hold me, pressing myself tight up against him, toes to head.

It hardly feels like he is going to stand on his own so I just clean him up with a conveniently located cloth and pepper his face with little kisses. I brush the damp hairs back from his brow and when he lifts his eyes to mine he still flushes a even brighter red.

I must look entirely too pleased with myself because he quickly closes them again and lets his head fall back against the door with a solid "thunk."

"Fuck", he breathes, "I...ah, just.....Fuck."

I am pleased with myself. Humming softly I tuck him back into his trousers and pull the edges of his collar down so I can kiss him long and hard before patting his chest and moving away back into his rooms. He doesn't follow me and I look back to see him still leaning against the door staring.

"Dinner?" I ask with a bright innocent smile.

He growls with narrowed eyes and launches himself into the room. Shrieking with laughter I race to the other side of his couch. "Come here..." he murmurs. And when I don't move he crooks a finger at me. "Topolino. Come on. Come. Here. "

It's so goddamn hot. I want to.

But.

"Make me." It's impossible to keep a grin off my face knowing that the whole wing of this abbey is definitely going to hear about when he catches me. I have the advantage of steady feet, but his eyes are dark and his smile dangerous.

I am super, super fucked.

#the band ghost #thebandghost #cardinalcopia #cardinal copia #ghost bc #papa emeritus iv #papa emeritus #popia

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nate @rk8con is a pedophile and just in general an absolute fucking creep

he was also @/martymxfly @/lawyermorty @/dysbelief @/g-engy @/dokteur and @/bigbrosquid

yeah im remaking this callout post because i have alot more to add from the old one and just updating it wouldnt do it justice. before i start i wanna say that the person im actually in contact with would like to stay unnamed so nate dosent find him. he was 12-14 when nate was his ‘friend’. nate was 17-19. currently nate is ~20

there were several other children between the ages of 12 and 14 who hes been in contact and rped with but i dont know how far he went with them. if anyone would like to share with me their story ill add it to this post, either with or without your name.

i encourage you to reblog this. nate has removed himself from the situation and even when “taking responsibility” turned the blame on unnamed person, who was 13 and the time and is 15 currently, instead. i want him driven off this fucking website.

tw for pedophilia, incest, child death, slurs, and gore/torture/noncon porn.

in case anyone doubts the validity in any of this, because yes i am aware we dont have as much as we COULD, and most of it is his rp drawings, im litterally goign to start with him admitting that yes. he did roleplay smut (gore and torture smut at that) with a 13 year old as an adult, even though he knew unnamed person was 13.

(fullview)

now im gonna go out on a limb here and say hes a lying bastard when he said “i thought he was 16″ because thats such bullshit. 1) nate was STILL an adult when this happened and rping smut with a 16 year old is still not good??? 2) nate had known unnamed for over a year when this happened

this (very victim blamey, lol) ask he recieved was 10 months ago, when we made the first callout.

this imgur album is from 2 years ago, and was made from an rp with unnamed person. unnamed person was 13 at the time. there are MANY more imgur albums that include unnamed persons art, but ill get to that in a sec.

this imgur album includes an oc unnamed person made when he was 12 (the green haired one) and an oc of nates (the blue haired one), who was unnamed persons ocs father.

“jsyk

the green kid was my oc and Nate saw him as me and he drew that

literally after I had to convince him not to off himself ig

and I don’t have proof of it bc I deleted the screenshot but he drew the blue guy fucking the green kid

and the blu guy is his dad So”

“the keroro (light gren hair) was by the person who he had a crush on and she was a girl btw so this is extra creepy

its “vent art” but its really fucking creepy vent art”

hmmm...yeah you think (click for imgur album)

more creepy shit with these characters

heres him using racial slurs he cant reclaim (hes filipino/white)

(this screenshot was taken with the waybackmachine of his old nsfw blog which was FULL OF INCEST AND NONCON btw)

and this...which is fairly recent (link to the actual post)

and now for the wierd shit from all of nates fuckin imgur albums. nsfw incoming.

(imgur album) i think tihs is pretty self explanatory

(imgur album) now while theres nothing...inherently wrong with drawing gore or porn or whatever im posting these specifically because this guy was roleplaying with children 4 and 5 years younger than him. nate was an adult.

also these dog things were drawn by unnamed person.

(album)

“me: u drew thi?

unnamed person: yea

unnamed person: mostly as a joke”

“and then he made a huge arc in storyline ig of sans killing them

ALSO yea

in the other one that’s art by a person named OD and someone named ram

ram is shit but they aren’t callout worthy

but they went along w a lot of nates freaky shit rps

(inb4 keep in mind that the babies were supposed to be kids or like... pets or something idk but he’s into child endangerment which is fucked up)”

uh... (album)

(album)

these two pics were from rps with unnamed person and nate. this album was posted in january 2016. (album)

and, of course, we have archives of his old nsfw blog, which sported a plethora of noncon and incest porn

you can look at it yourself here if youd like :)

yes some of the images dont load because he changed his url but you can see from the tags.

these are from his current fucking blog. i mean. come the fuck on dude.

(post 1) (post 2)

EDIT: the first pic in post 2 was drawn with unnamed person

(context of this was i had sent several screenshots and asked unnamed person to identify the artists)

bonus asks of him being a victim blaming dick after the first callout:

annnd of course theres this:

now i also have truscum/transmedicalist receipts. im not sure if hes still truscum, these posts are from over a year ago and i wouldnt put being truscum on the same level as being a pedophile, but its worth mentioning in this post anyway.

annnd this shitty response to the pre-callout post unnamed person ORIGINALLY made. unnamed person anonymously sent this to a callout blog because he was too scared to actually callout nate until later.

also about his response

“However, I didn’t do the rest of that other shit. During the time I was roleplaying with said 13 year old, I was also a minor. I didn’t know any better. I’ve learned to ask first and be assertive about my rp partners telling the truth. Let it be known that said RPs were taking place on a website that required you to be 16 years of age to sign up to. Not that this changes the fact that they were a minor, but there was some deceit on the other end.“

thats such a weak argument. youre a piece of shit and a pedophile. you exchanged PHONE NUMBERS with unnamed person. “i was also a minor” you were 17 at the youngest. unnamed person was 12 when you were 17 do not pull that shit you goddamn liar. you also knew unnamed person for 2 fuckin years, there is absolutely no goddamn way you did not know he was 12-14.

“The worst part is, I know who’s sending this. I won’t say who, since they submitted this anonymously to some random tumblr callout blog and I suppose they don’t want to be called out for lying about me but, basically this is the person that started bullying and emotionally harrassing a friend of mine for being a “friend stealer” because my fandom interests moved elsewhere. We had this discussion privately, but you’re still sending these things about me. Alright.“

nice victim blaming. you were 18 or 19 fucking years old when you wrote this. unnamed person was 13 when he sent this message to this callout blog. the worst part about his response? he admitted to this in a skype chat later on (screenshots of skype chat earlier up in this post).

and he never admitted that he LIED about unnamed person lying PUBLICALLY. he NEVER publically apologized or admitted that he fucking LIED. he knew this was true and he still turned the blame on a fucking 13 year old.

“Clearly you don’t understand the definition of a pedophile, either, dear callout blog. If a character is of age, they are not a child. Pedophiles don’t wish for children to be older. That’s what makes them a pedophile. What the fuck.”

lol?

“Two of those posts are taken completely out of context. 1) “tumblr says people like me dont deserve love” was in regards to the fact that i look and sound 12 years old. You dont understand the kind of struggle i literally go through every day because people think im 12. cops harrass me for skipping school (TRUE FUCKING STORY) im constantly offered kids menus, and i know, by god, that no one my age will ever find me attractive because of how young i look. its devastating. these are just the facts of my damn life. I hate it.“

what that fuck does that even mean bro. (TRUE FUCKING STORY) like get a fuckin life

also i appreciate that he tagged the post #sjw . classy.

lastly. nate if youre reading this. if you think to yourself “what do you people WANT from me” its so so so fucking simple. he wants a genuine apology. he wants you to realize how fucked up what you did was. not what you gave me in that skype chat, and failed to mention publically. not any kind of “but he did _____” not any “i didnt know!!!” he wants a GENUINE, REAL PUBLIC apology, not one you can hide behind the bushes. and if you, as an adult, cannot deliver that i hope you get driven off this fucking site and this follows you wherever you go. you have been given MULTIPLE chances to apologize, you have been given MULTIPLE chances to take responsibility, but you refused to every goddamn time. “sharing the blame” is not an apology. in no circumstance is a 13 year old more responsible for themself than an 18 year old roleplaying smut (INCEST SMUT AT THAT). there is litterally no argument for this. end of discussion.

and once again, if anyone else who was in contact with him has anything to add onto this, pm me. if you wish to remain anonymous as well all you have to do is tell me.

UPDATE 6/12/2018:

https://sta.sh/013gb1q6agtl

this happened before/during the time unnamed person was in contact with nate and is not recent but hoo boy does it shed some light on....everything. irl foreshadowing.

#callout #lol yall this is so long #please reblog this #reblog this one instead of the old one its really and truly lacklust compared to this behemoth #this may be editted later if i get confirmation that certain pics were drawn with unnamed person specifically

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