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furbyeggs · 1 month
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drew a thing or something i suppose
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dogmotif · 9 months
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we as a society need to admit that people that wanna fuck vampires and werewolves etc are monsterfuckers. in a way. but i do not mean that they should be stopped
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stephaniedola · 3 months
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dude he literally will send me videos of engines hes making and ill be like "this is like porn to me" and he'll be like "same" how did i get so lucky
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thebigcomed0wn · 11 days
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where the fuck is that clip where trent reznor says machines are sexual i cant find it its so funny
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hellworldprincess · 3 months
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love how you can turn of your computer and then when you turn it on it’s like “oops everything’s fucked”
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pleuvoire · 4 months
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i need to write about yasunobu's machine kink because i know i could use my superlative writing skills to really, really sell the reader on his uncontrollable lust for those silk-smooth metal panels and perky little switches and low purring engine sounds
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transmortifried · 3 months
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machinefucker mutuals if i ever made fun of you even in a teasing way i'm so so sorry i'm watching spider-man 2 and i GET IT NOW
I NEED HER
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gaythreadrunner · 3 months
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seeing robot/machinefucking posts is a 50/50 of whether or not ill be like 'ohghghoghogooooo fuck thats good' or if itll set off my computer building/care autism like
NO you cannot block air flow or stop fans you are going to fry her fan controllers if you hold them still while theyre running bc they are electromagnets!!! excessive heat for long periods of time will reduce the lifespan of his parts and can burn you badly!!!!!! DO NOT PULL OUT THE RAM WHILE THEYRE RUNNING THAT IS BASICALLY LOBOTOMIZATON
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drunk0nheat · 3 months
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Horny Blog Info [NSFT]
Hiiiiiii! You can call me Shy [not my real name], or Drunk! I use they/them, it/its, and she/her* pronouns, I'm 21 years old, I'm a switch, and I'm somewhere in the realm of lesbian and demi-bisexual. I generally prefer interaction with other queer folk, but I'm not exclusively t4t.
Featured tags: milky <3, shy-writes
Posts with extreme words or subjects will either have a warning or be hidden in a read more.
Also, I made a BlueSky! Same handle as here: drunk0nheat.bsky.social
{*I only use she/her when I request it specifically, it's not my default.}
I'm in a polyamorous relationship, and I'm not treating this as a dating site. My partner is aware I'm on here and doing this, and they do it too, so don't bother asking about it. Mostly, I'm just here to flirt, share with people who like the same things I do, roleplay a little bit, and make some friends!
Tag for finding writing is #shy-writes, it may not all be kink based, but it probably will be related in some way. DMs and asks are open, just be aware that I reserve the right to block anyone who crosses a line.
Red (Hard Limits)
Unsolicited/personal threats
Homophobia
Transphobia
Racism
Sexism
Pedophilia
Ageless Blogs
Cops and Cop RP
Now that we have the important bits out of the way, time for the stuff that won't send me straight for the block button.
For the Yellow List, an item higher up means it's closer to the red, so it's the least likely to come up, or to get a positive or affirmative reaction out of me if brought up.
Yellow (Soft Limits) [can be discussed]
Pushy/Forceful Out of RP (ignoring "no," basically; requires safeword discussion, and safeword must always be respected)
Diaper play
Scat
Gore
Blood (heavy)
Snuff
Heavy Contact play (punching, severe injury, etc.)
Heavy Vomit
Vore
Gunplay
Blood (light)
If something does not appear on the Red or Yellow lists, but also is not on the Green or Pink lists, feel free to ask! I'm not judgy. In some cases I may have thought it didn't need mentioning out of a lack of specific preference.
Now for the really fun bits! The Green List is for stuff that I enjoy consistently. You can rely on me to be down for this stuff on any given day, and I generally don't prefer any one item over another regularly enough to position them on the list accordingly. If something doesn't specify heavy or light, it's probably both.
Green (Kinks and Preferences)
Vanilla sex (nothing wrong with predictable boring intimacy)
Oral/Vaginal
Over-the-clothes
Sadism/Masochism
CNC
MILF/Age Gap (no minors)
Toxic Power Dynamic (professor/student, boss/employee, etc.)
Knife play
Knotting
Watersports
Overstimulation
Unrealistic Anatomy
Inflation/Expansion/Growth
Petplay
Drug/Alcohol play
Hypnosis/Manipulation
Bimboification/IQ Decrease
Dollification
Orgasm Denial/Edging
Fantasy characters/scenarios
Sci-Fi characters/scenarios
Exhibitionism
Humiliation
Somnophilia
And last but not least, the Pink List. This is relatively exclusive: my all time favorites! Also a little loosey goosey terminology-wise. Some items on the Green List may occasionally surpass items on the Pink List, but the Pink List have a 24/7 100% approval!
Pink (Absolute Favorites!)
Breast play and Lactation
Oral Fixation (!!!!!!!!!!!)
Anal (!!!!!!!!!!)
Excessive Fluids (saliva, semen, discharge, etc.)
Size Difference (realistic + unrealistic)
Domination
Breeding/Creampie
Multiple Orgasms
Bondage/Shibari
Toys (dildos, plugs, pumps, clamps, straps, etc.)
Machinefucker
Monsterfucker
If you made it this far, you've probably picked up by now that I'm a bit of a freak, but far from the craziest. This may not all be relevant, especially if you're not interested in roleplaying, but I'm not ashamed to share these aspects of my sexual interests!
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milkygothgf · 1 month
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I wonder if I could get you to get off to a machinefucker fetish story...
I probably could.
Do you remember that time I told you about the automated masturbation room? You'd just walk in and be at the mercy of machines whose sole intention was to get you off with mechenical arms, toys, even silicone tentacles, and similarly intimidating tools of pleasure.
LMAO it'd be hilarious if you developed a crush in a /room/ of all things. But, I mean, if anyone would...
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As if I wouldn't get off to anything you told me to
LISTEN. I MAY NOT BE A MACHINEFUCKER BUT IM NOT DENYING THE APPEAL OK. It's like,,, the same thing as being tied down while on a fucking machine riiight?? Like. Just automated pleasure. Seems kinda nice idkkk
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unalivejournal · 1 year
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i hope im the machinefucker mutual to you all
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stephaniedola · 8 months
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my car freddie needs an oil change soon <3 i love taking care of my boy
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the risk of getting mangled i think is just part of the appeal of machinefucking
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gejezbiedronki · 2 months
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i have a lot of respect for all machinefuckers EXCEPT for carfuckers. you cannot call yourself a leftist as a carfucker. grow up and fuck a train
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butchdykekondraki · 28 days
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solidarity between robokin/machinekin and robofuckers/machinefuckers needs to be real methinks. As a robokin you guys are the only ones who understand us methinks.
TRUE!!!! shaking ur hand in machine solidarity. hell yea .:-]
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