#mail ♡ ྀ received

[chaotic-mystery]

If you're down to write this, could i request a joel x reader smut with them in the full nelson position? 👀 i dont think ive ever seen it written for him! ♡

Before You Go | J.M.

Pairing: joel miller x f!reader

Summary: Joel has to leave for patrol duty soon but you need his attention first.

Warnings: SMUT 18+ only mdni! PWMP, Asscrack of dawn sex, pet names, a smidge of daddy kink in there, unprotected p in v, nipple play, cream pie, dirty talk. Let me know if I missed anything!

Word Count:1.2K

Early mornings before Joel had to leave for patrol duty always turned into him grabbing you in his arms and telling you, "Jus' five more minutes baby I swear." You'd giggle still half asleep with your back flush against his chest and hum softly to yourself while he lightly fell back asleep for those few short moments.

It didn't start off any different this morning, your back pressed against him tightly like every morning. Only this time he noticed you were wearing a tank top that was stuck to you like a second skin. Joel's big hand snakes around and grabs your hip, hiking the material up to expose your skin.

"Hmmm, what's this you got on baby doll?" He mumbles against the crook of your neck as he bites the soft flesh gently before pressing a kiss on the bite mark.

“Yeah honey? You want me to give you some extra attention this mornin’? Look ‘atcha, needy little thing.” Nodding your approval, you whimper as you push against his front with your ass, the whimpers mixing deliciously with his barely audible grunts. Your eyes haven’t even opened yet and his hand was dipping into your panties, the sweet sticky folds slipping between his fingers.

“Oohhhhh fuck baby girl, were you just gonna keep all this to yourself?” His other hand that was tucked under your head wraps around your throat, his mouth pressing sloppy kisses against your cheek.

“Mm-mm, of course not Joel.” A giggle of overwhelming pleasure comes from your lips as his fingers bounce back and forth between rubbing your needy clit and your aching hole just begging to be stuffed full of his cock.

Joel’s hand releases your throat and trails down your chest, yanking your tank top down below your breasts. A grunt vibrates against your ear before Joel mutters, “these perfect fuckin’ tits. God damn you’re absolutely killin’ me princess. Half of me wants to take my time with ya, love on ya the way ya deserve it. But the other half of me…” He presses a sloppy kiss to your neck again as he pinches your nipples between this thumb and index finger.

“The other half of me wants to jus’ have my way with ya, really show ya how crazy ya make me.” Joel’s last few words were muffled by his kisses on your neck again, your mouth open and soft moans coming out of it. Every time he wanted to ravage you like a fucking animal just did something to you. It was sexy the way he couldn’t get enough of you no matter how many rounds you go.

“Oh fuck- please J-Joel please fuck me. I need you so bad ple-ease- mmmm”

The overstimulating feeling from his hands pinching your nipples and playing with your soaking wet pussy in your panties had you so turned on you’d agree to anything, you needed him.

Joel’s hand exits from your panties, the cold damp fabric falling against your pussy and sending a chill up your spine. “Take these off sweet girl. Now.” The waistband snaps against your skin as he hooks his finger around it enough for it to raise a tad before he lets go quickly.

He watches you closely as you push down your panties and kick them to the floor, your tank top not far behind. Joel moans and wipes his face as he scans over your gorgeous body.

“God damn baby girl. C’mere, I gotta have you right now.” He growls at you as he takes off his boxers, cock springing up and dripping pre-cum. His fist closes around the tip and tugs gently while he looks at you, imagining everything he’s about to do to you.

You get right back where you were and he grumbles, “No no no, get up here baby.” And tugs you up on him, his knees bent up and your back on his chest. He reaches under your thigh as your legs are on either side of his to hold yourself up and smacks his cock against your clit roughly, eliciting moans from you.

Without warning he shoves the swollen head inside your entrance and grabs your hips to push you down on his cock. “So fuckin’ tight around me, my god darlin’.”

Joel hooks his arms under your thighs right in the crook of your knees and pulls up, your feet dangling in the air as he starts pumping inside you. The wet squelching from your pussy fills the room and bounces off the walls, gaining moans from the pair of you.

“Fuc-k fuck Joel oh my god, fuck me just like that.” You moan out, and breathe deeply as you can feel him hitting you deep inside.

His hands hold the sides of your face with your legs still pressing against your chest. “Yeah baby you like when daddy’s got you so wrapped up you can’t go no where? Such a nasty girl.” He teases and pounds into you harder his balls start smacking against your pussy. Joel slows the speed but keeps ramming into you, grunting with every smack against you.

“Yeah baby, take this fuckin’ cock in that tight little pussy. Stay right there, right fuckin’ there” His teeth grit together and he moans louder when he hears how much you’re whimpering.

Your eyes squeeze shut once more at the pleasure coursing through your body and your arousal dripping down his cock and balls.

“Faster Daddy please, I wanna cum so badly for you.” Your toes curl and stomach starts to cave from your deep breaths. His thrusts pick up speed again and his balls clap against you once more, sticking slightly to your pussy as everything is coated in your slick.

“Yeah cmon darlin’. Be a good girl for daddy and cum all over my cock. Squeeze around me so I can cum inside you baby. Cmon baby..fuckkkk.”

Right about now you’d be squirming against him trying to run away from it feeling so good but he’s got you twisted you can’t go anywhere. All you can do is moan louder and louder at your impending orgasm building in your tummy.

“Joel- fuck- I’m gonna cum I’m- im gonna cum yes daddy yes- I’m cummi-“ your words are cut short by the squeals and cries as your orgasm floods your body. Joel groans at the sight of seeing how good your orgasm feel and he’s not too far behind you while he pumps deeper and deeper into you, panting he’s gonna fill you full.

He unhooks your legs and drops them down beside his as he unloads his cum in your pussy. Grunting with each pump, Joel holds your hips to keep you still.

He stays inside you as he grows soft, cock still twitching every so often. You both are panting, trying to catch your breath as you lay your top half on the bed and your bottom half still on Joel.

The small beads of sweat sit delicately on his forehead and the morning sun starts to pour inside the room from beyond the trees.

“Fuckin’ hell baby. You’re trynna kill me by expecting me to go to work now.” He chuckles and kisses your shoulder softly. You giggle and get off of him, rolling over on your tummy. “Just make sure you’re ready for round two later.”

#mail ♡ ྀ received #joel miller smut #joel miller x reader #pedro pascal #joel miller #joel miller x you #the last of us #joel x reader #joel miller x female reader #joel miller x f!reader #pedro pascal joel miller #joel miller pedro pascal #daddy-din !

[anchoeritic]

dbf! joel bending you over your kitchen counter and hitting it from the back🥱👹

inviting him in for breakfast when your dad’s not home and it leads to something more than toast & eggs. there was tension, it was always present between you and joel. it was even worse that he was your neighbour so you had to see him everyday before heading out. he was much older, but that man ages like fine wine on a friday night. you could say you had a tiny crush on him, there was no doubt about it. you just didn’t realize he would act on it as quick as he did; reciprocate the feelings and fill up the empty patch in your spirited heart. oh, and bend you over your kitchen counter.

“shh, i gotcha..” he has your head pressed on the cold marble with one hand, the other was wrapped around his cock and tapping your sensitive clit with the tip. “goddamn it, you’re s’gorgeous.” you could hear the volume of his low groans when he gets a good look at your pussy, praying to god that he’ll get to catch this sight another time again. you were whining against the counter, the thirst for his cock to fill in your guts couldn’t be ignored anymore.

“need you, joel..” you whine, trying to move your hips backwards onto him, “please, no more teasing.” he only lets out a dry laugh in response, leaning in to press a tender kiss to your spine. his bulge was pressed against your slit, sliding more in between every time he leaned closer on top of you. “but that’s the fun part, sweetheart.” a whimper escapes your lips as you look at him from the corner of your eye, sending him a pleading look.

but before you knew it, he had you moaning for him to stop as his hips thrusted hard against yours. the sound of your skin slapping together bounced off the walls, adding onto the loud cries of your begging. “i know you got one more in you, cupcake,” he grips harder at your throat, pulling your back right to his front. you shook your head, feeling your legs start to tremble beneath you again. “give me one more before daddy comes home, yeah? i know you can do it, baby.”

#ੈ♡˳ kelly’s girl. #જ⁀➴ mail: received #dbf!joel #joel miller #joel miller x reader #joel miller x y/n #joel miller x you #joel miller smut #the last of us #the last of us smut #tlou #tlou smut #pedro pascal #pedro pascal smut #pedro pascal x reader

[tightjeansjavi]

I got to ask Javier peña or Joel Miller?

this is such an evil thing to ask of me nonnie 😭

Listen I love Javi…but Joel is my baby. He is my honeybunch, sugarplum Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, he’s my sweetie pie he’s my cuppycake Gumdrop, snoogums-boogums

You get the picture 🤪

Especially when he’s a mass murderer of both man and pussy <3

Mass murder…who is also a peepaw that likes to take nappies

#talkswithgi #joel miller #mailbox💌 #mail received ♡ #nonnie ask #absolutely evil for you to make me pick #but we all know Joel is my pookie

[yuutx]

Us?

(I can be the bride or the groom, tbh)

us, us, us ! u can be the groom 'n i'll be the bride hehe ♡ 've always wanted 2 see myself in a pretty wedding dress ! plus, 'm sure you'll look rlly sexy in a suit . . . ໒꒰ྀི › ⸝⸝ ก꒱ྀི১

#𐑺 ˖ ࣪࿐ྂ mail received ! #okie okie . . . mista kai #when r u gonna propose 2 me ? ! ♡ #𐔌 ㅤ ఇㅤ𝓜𝓨 𝓗𝓤𝓑𝓑𝓨 !ㅤ ࣪ 𓈒 ⠀ྀི ㅤׂ

[lisxdumbr]

hi hi hi!! i read your hinata post ans instantly fell in love so i went and checked your rambling tag and fell in love more!! i love the way you explain the twins theyre such sad babies that needs more love. and!! would you ever think about doing a yuuta analysis or smh too one day :0? hes also a very sad character but its very hard to find people talk about him :')

But the main thing is! youre now my officially favorite 2winkp congratulations!

OMG??? I FELL IN LOVE TOO !! with,, with this message. This is incredibly sweet,,

I'm so happy you liked my ramblings !! I love talking about my faves, my little 2wink, they're everything to me, I'm glad I'm spreading the agenda somehow <3

Yuta analysis,, oh my god. I never thought this day would come. Yuta my fave comfort,, of COURSE I would. I just need the fuel, ask me anything you'd like to know and I'll go BRRRR.

Right now I actually have some 2wink drafts that I want to finish ! But I don't feel confident enough to post them,, sob sob.

Also, the conclusion of your message finished me. I,, I am your fave 2winkP?? Oh my,, I get so emotional every time people say this to me. I've been devoting myself to them for a long time (my 2winkversary is so close) this means a lot, thank you so much ;;

#this is the best message I received today. oh my god #i love you whoever you are #❝ mail !! #❝ love notes ♡

[iuwon]

guess who

jay is that u

#WHO #TELL ME #i canf think of anyone who’d send me an ask bc i rarely receive asks😧😧 #if there’s no response i’ll just assume this was jay #📬 : iuwon's sent mail #◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡ anonymous!

[chaotic-mystery]

hey girl!!! again, congrats on 2k, u deserve it!!! 💗🫶

for ur sleepover !!!! i was wondering if you could list some nsfw (and sfw if u wanna!) headcanons you have for joel? 👀🩷

Becca my sweet angel ily <3

NSFW HEADCANONS

That man is so into spanking and more specifically into using the belt on you, jesus christ. He'd make you count how many he's done so far and when you lose count he'd start over. He bites during sex idc idc idc. Whether it's your ear or your shoulder or your nipples, he bites. He loves leaving bite marks all over you to see what he's done. If you ask him nicely he'll let you be the one in charge. He'll let you be on top and ride him, choke him, make him whimper and beg you to slow down riding him because he doesn't want to cum yet but you don't slow down at all, making him stuff you full of his cum and you get yourself off while he's still half hard inside you. (This one is no outbreak AU!) His phone would be fiiiiiiiiiilled with dirty sexting messages you send back and forth to each other, especially if he's out of town doing work in the next town over or gone for a few days somewhere. We all know Joel Miller is a man of his word, so whatever he texts that he's gonna do to you, you can trust and believe he means it. He's a sucker for eating pussy. His face would be shoved into it as he's pulling you down on his face, moving you back and forth to ride his tongue. His mouth would suck on your clit so good you're stomach would feel like there's a fire growing inside. His morning routine is exactly this: sex, shower, coffee, off to work. Whenever morning sex occurred, he was guaranteed an even better day than he normally would have, because the slow and sloppy and such intimate moment with you drives him crazy, he fiends for morning sex. Joel miller is a boob guy. Nipples in his mouth and getting you to almost cum from just sucking and licking your nipples? Yes fucking please.

SFW HEADCANONS

He'd always come out in the room you were in at the moment and ask you if his outfit matches, what shoes should he wear, etc. Not because he was insecure, he just wanted to look good for you and himself. Always taking the same shifts with you in Jackson so you can be with him and he can keep an eye on you? Yes, absolutely. He would teach you how to play darts at the bar so everyone there knew how cool you were, of course it'd be a makeshift dart board but nonetheless everyone in Jackson thought you were a badass. You can count on Joel to always be staring at you. If you're in a group setting and you're talking about something you're super passionate about, you can bet your ass he's staring at you with a grin plastered on his face. Nose kissies as you drift off to sleep and he'd tell you how he wished on stars like a fool for you. SHUT UP TAKE MY PHONE-

#joel miller x reader #joel miller smut #joel miller #pedro pascal #joel miller x you #the last of us #dbf!joel #joel miller headcanon #joel miller hbo #mail ♡ ྀ received #chaotic mystery 2k celebration ! ❥ #joel miller fluff

[anchoeritic]

ellie would be defo be the type so tease you and mock your moans after she fucks you

absolutely. it happens during aftercare and when she’s wiping up the mess in between your thighs, laying kisses on the love bites she left on your skin from before. “uh, ellie!” you’d hear her mock you from below, the palettes of your cheeks growing hot from embarrassment. “fuckfuckfuck, please!—“ a hand would clamp over her mouth before she could go any further with humiliating you. honestly, she thought it was hot. there was nothing to be embarrassed about. “shut up, i hate you.” only a smirk could be seen on her face when she looks up at you, waaaaaiting to hit you back with another one of your moans. “you weren’t saying that when my cock was sittin’ pretty inside of you.”

#˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ jo ! #જ⁀➴ mail: received #ellie williams #ellie williams smut #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams x y/n #ellie williams x you #the last of us #the last of us smut

[tightjeansjavi]

Hello lovely Jeanie!

Hobbies? You want to know my hobbies??? HAPPY TO OBLIGE!

Nails. I do my nails. It started back in 2016 bc I wanted to change up the length, style, colour, etc. so often that it was getting expensive going to the nail salon once a week so I started doing my own.

Current set:

I also do resin crafts and make dopey little fridge magnets. And knit. And make silly little art in MS Paint for fun. All in all, kinda a boring beef 🥩

Smuttiest regards,

Beefro👌🥩💜

Beefroooo hiii! 🤍 oh my goodness, your nails are STUNNING 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻 are those ur natural nails or acrylic?? You slayed that set fr and I love the pink that you chose!

Resin crafts are so fun! Please send me photos of ur dopey little fridge magnets 🥹

And psssshh you’re not boring at all! No one is 🥺

#talkswithgi #mailbox #mail received #getting to know my moots #mooties ♡ #Beefro <3

[yuutx]

Miss Athenaaaa !!! I just saw your selfship post with yuta ! I haven’t watched JJK unfortunately but I do know you guys are super cute !!! <3 if you want to, how did you guys meet in your self ship lore ? :0

uwaaaa ? ! 💗⭐$%&@!! rea hihihiii ૮ ྀི ´∩∩` ྀིა ! ! seeing this made me s' happi oh em gee ,, also also i luv ur new username , 's sooo cute - talkin' about my selfships makes me feel suuuper embarrassed so it might not b da best explanation . . but imma give it a go . . . eek !

me 'n yuta met at the cafe i work at ! he wld frequently show up after classes, grabbin' a quick bite 2 eat, a small cup of coffee ( he only ordered the coffee becuz i suggested it,, um he looked vv sleepy ) 'n then leaving, but not b4 givin me little glances 'n such . . he never rlly spoke much at first, but little by little, our conversations got longer 'n we eventually became best friends ! he cldnt keep his secret about the jujutsu wrld 4 long,, i kept prying as i noticed rika around him, but 2 his relief, i was well aware of curses 'n sorcerers ! ( 4 sum background information i come from a family of sorcerers, but didnt want 2 become 1 myself ! ) ૮꒰ྀི つ˘ `⸝⸝ ꒱ྀིა

#𐑺 ˖ ࣪࿐ྂ mail received ! #𐔌 ㅤ 𐙚ㅤ𝓨𝓤𝓤𝓣𝓗𝓔𝓝𝓐 !ㅤ ࣪ 𓈒 ⠀ྀི ㅤׂ #hai m' baby . . of course i will marry u hehe ♡ da answer is yes #1 million times yes !

[iwaasfairy]

i love your content so so much. we have the same kinks and i enjoy your work. we both bias the same people too, so that’s a huge plus. you seem so so nice too and genuine.

- 🌕

ac,jnHDvgdsg thank you pumpkin i'm sO GLAD aHHHdg! yOU SEEM VERY NICE TOO

#(づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ♡ come receive thy huggies #i hope you're staying well hydrated and fed bby #who's your faves then?? i'm super curious now #🌕 nonnie #honey mail