#malevolent cackling

[redwolf17]

Jaime Update

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Should be able to start prose tomorrow, I think :)

#the weirwood queen #this one is gonna be FUN #malevolent cackling #you are not prepared

[imtoolazytoo]

If The Magnus Archives is a work place comedy then what kind of comedy is Malevolent?

#tma #the magnus archives #malevolent podcast #malevolent #all over the place as well #is that a tag in this fandom #is that your guys’ extended sounds of brutal pipe murder? #no sane almost adult should be cackling at this on the bus to college at 8:30 in the morning

[drowningparty]

I can't get over, "I have to go to every single multiverse to kill myself so none of those bitches get any ideas about supplanting me as top bitch." fucking, terrific. what a god. I definitely don't want to kiss him.

#malevolent spoilers #intermezzo #malevolent #kayne #he's so insane #but it just makes him more attractive sorry #the way he has blorbificated arthur I am cackling #calling his fave version “darther” like hes the fucking. durge #playing barbies with this man's life #300 dead no survivors

[loverboybrightsideghost]

GIRL WHAT FRIENDS AND FAMILY

#this is hilarious so far i have been cackling bruh #bluebird.txt #malevolent

[thecatinthepurplepants]

just had the though of John and Arthur having one of them 3 am talks and discussing what it's like to live in a human body and John doesn't quite grasp not being aware of all your various parts and organs all the time and Arthur has to explain that humans CAN be aware of certain things to an extent but thinking too hard about it or suddenly being made aware of it is VERY unpleasant

Cue John making a game of finding quiet moments when Arthur's least expecting it and just

"Hey Arthur?"

"Hm?"

"...Dont think about how your skin feels over your flesh."

Followed by Arthur fucking full body grimacing and yelling at John to "fucking STOP THAT" and John cackling like a baritone bog witch because no it never gets old even if he does it at LEAST once a week

#he does this whether theyre in public or not he doesnt care #plus sometimes theres the added bonus of sometimes someone asks arthur whats wrong #and if arthurs feeling like causing a little chaos because hes a feral bastard sometimes he'll just #'oh sorry i just thought of the fact that our teeth are just exposed bones very unpleasant to think about' #and then john cackles even harder watching this persons face twist like they just bit into a whole lemon #because sometimes you gotta give your eldritch entity that lives in your head a lil enrichment in the form of making others uncomfortable #as a treat #malevolent shitpost #malevolent podcast #malevolent #arthur lester #john doe malevolent #john malevolent

[ihaveanaversiontodecisions]

Average malevolent fan behavior:

#im cackling this is terrifiying #i got bored decorating cookies #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #john doe #“Arthur we've been turned into bad aproximations of gingerbread men!”

[dathen]

Favorite dumb overused joke in Malevolent fandom is whenever anyone goes “Arthur has two hands— OH OOPS” whenever multi-relationshipping comes up

#i cackle stupidly each time #he’s not an amputee he just lost custody of one to his emotional support demon #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #i say ‘relstionshipping’ bc half the time it’s about QPPs/friends #bc john is a jealous lil blob

[satsumadraws]

sorry about their first divorce but the delivery of these lines made me LOSE iT

[ID: a digital, six panel comic of Arthur Lester from Malevolent. He has fair skin, brown hair, and golden eyes, which mostly point toward the middle distance directly in front of him. The early panels depict concentration on his face, which gradually morphs into glee by the end. Throughout the comic, he feels along a curved stone wall with his right hand as he says:

“OK... This... goes around here. The-- ah! I know where this is! This is below the-- this is the lighthouse basement! HAhaha! Fuck you.”

In the final panel, he has made a fist, which he presses triumphantly against the wall beside him. /end ID]

#malevolent #malevolent podcast #the VINDICATION of the 'fuck you.' the smugness of the little cackle #everything to me #arthur lester #now question: IS John looking at things even though he's not sharing? #quite possibly! #CAN he just retreat to the back burner and Not Use the Eyes? #who knows #but that read better when I started sketching this #also I played with a panel-by-panel format for the ID but the dialogue flows from panel to panel in such a way #that it was just v disjointed #so summary it is methinks

[leyside]

why is episode 29 of malevolent a romantic comedy with some horror/mystery elements

#guy who started cackling when John was upset because he didn't get to see a movie #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #hot and fresh leyside oc

[malaayna]

recently started listening to Malevolent

#the path #why are you running #part 16 #malevolent #malevolent podcast #john doe malevolent #arthur lester #it said and i cackled #simply had to make the extremely low effort meme

[a-being-of-pure-vitriol]

goddamn Kayne you are some director

#and then they exploded the end #kayne malevolent #i was cackling in my kitchen for that entire episode #kayne is just fun

[azraeldigabriel]

New Malevolent episode dropped early and this is the most married John and Arthur have ever been I’m LIVING

#malevolent #malevolent spoilers #I am LOSING IT #trying to stifle my cackling so my husband doesn’t catch wise lmfao

[oflgtfol]

the first like 10-15 minutes of part 29 were so fucking funny as engaging as the plot is i would love to see more mundane scenes. god the conversation with percival was KILLING me

#and the way arthur and john were arguing i was like come on man you just had a happy ending in s3 #but then thw reveal that they were arguing cuz john wants to see a movie #had me CACKLING #LET HIM SEE A MOVIE‼️‼️‼️ #brot listens to malevolent

[apricotzel]

i love kayne. why is he like that its like hes writing self insert fanfiction just for fun

#malevolent #malevolent podcast #teddie be quiet! #‘it was a lure my love’ #MY LOVE? #kayne is an interesting character and i love him #he also writes arthur lester x kayne fanfic in the notes app of his phone and cackles manically

[cacklefrendly]

okay i may be overly picky about sound quality but Malevolent is fun and i like that the spooky-scary character gets freaked out

#cackle rants #Malevolent #John really be like 'i am so smart and cool and mysteriouuS OH JESUS FUCKK WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT' #im just finishing episode 5 now and man. that opening GOT ME GOOD