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#meanwhile: keeps complaining its gonna get real old driving me to school and please please learn to drive
ironmanstan · 1 year
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one of these days my dad is gonna realize what my school schedule is in the meantime he will continue to exist adjacently to me and never in the same space
#guy who brags constantly about me getting into my program and didnt realize th school im going to is like good#until he told one girl and she recognized the name and freaked out#and now he wont fucking quit with it#meanwhile: keeps complaining its gonna get real old driving me to school and please please learn to drive#i have class. 3 days a week. technically 2 bc one class is online and i only go in that day really late in the afternoon lmfaoooo#does he know this. no not at all. has actually not asked a question about what im gonna be doing#instead keeps worrying i have no future and keeps asking what career i want to go into and also is it animation its animation right#why not animation... oh well maybe you can transfer into animation later : )#yeah ok. sure. why dont i transfer into animation so i can fucking smash a brick into my skull#screaming and dying he needs to go back to forgetting i am real he is paying too much attention to goings on now#idk how to relax and everything is coming up now and i feel like im dying slightly lmao. sitting at my desk working all weekend#working on what. who knows bc i hurt my shoulders too bad to do anything real. stressing myself out further for nothing#dies and explodes i should be excited and be doing fine but well lmao. lmao. i will probably feel better when i go in tomorrow#i dont know man ptsd brain is like nothing good can happen for long! standby for the other shoe to drop#and well it sure is coming to a head now bc getting in would be really. really good. so ofc the other shoe will drop right#i know it wont but my brain doesnt know that so fear sits in my whole body all day all night stress dream city baby#vent#ig#dies and explodes
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Um, hi. Can I ask for the safe sane and consensual post-hotspace ot4 stuff with a TON of aftercare for rog🥺🥺🥺 Also Rog an the nuggets bonding? Pretty please?
You can!! Sorry for the delay life is…distracting
okay so safe sane and consensual post-hotspace ot4
basically they all go to therapy, decide to scrap their old safewords in favor of the stoplight system, and IMPLEMENT THEM
which means that they have really long, sometimes awkward, sometimes emotional talks with roger
where they’re like look
this is a two way street and you need to trust us to take care of you and to stop when you need us to
but we also need to be able to trust that YOU will stop us if we go to far
like we can’t do this if we can’t trust that you won’t stop us from hurting you
it takes a bit
but they make it work
so for like, four months??? its only really vanilla sex
soft and missionary and checking in and like, body worship and sweet nothings and really really nice 
then slowly, as they get more comfortable, they start to like, amp it up?? 
get a little dirtier, a little harder, etc
but the big difference is that the three will call yellow or red when they thinks they’re going too far, or that roger isn’t gonna call but needs it
he’s checking in
at first, roger is really annoyed over it and is like wtf i was handling it stop
but then he realizes like maybe he wasn’t?? 
and also, like, its so nice that they CARE like john’s not stopping out of punishment, but because he’s worried about roger and he LOVES and RESPECTS him 
and then it gets easier to call yellow when he feels overwhelmed or red when he’s been tied up and it accidentally shifts and is hurting his hands
but yeah so the smut
the boys are on tour right? 
and they manage to get ronnie and john’s moms to come watch the kids so ronnie and dom can fly out to see them where the fuck ever
let’s say…new york
so they’re in new york
and they’re all in the hotel post concert and obvi the boys are randy
like nothing gets their blood pumping like a concert
and john just looks delicious in those little monochrome hot space outfits y’all know when i’m talking about here’s looking at YOU blue ensemble of my dreams
and roger, well roger is just sweaty and glowing and blonde and beautiful
and dom and ronnie, they’re merely mortals
they have needs
so
picture ronnie and dom slowly stripping roger’s clothes off him like ronnie straight up pulls his zipper down with her teeth while dom is pressing sucking kisses to each bit of skin exposed by his buttons
meanwhile john is pressed up behind him whispering about all the dirty things they’re gonna do to him and how he’s such a good boy he can’t wait to see how good he’s gonna be for them
and once roger is naked
they throw him on the bed and all climb on top
and ronnie is just kissing him like licking into his mouth like she wants to swallow his tongue
dom is alternating between pulling on his hair (they both have a thing for that) and pinching his nipples
and john is slowly but surely pressing one finger into him, then two
and the whole time they check in like pulling away being like, color?
and roger, who’s DYING to come is like green, green, so green, please
it culminates with ronnie climbing onto his face to ride
“tap my leg three times if you need me to stop,” she pants, hovering over his mouth
roger, who’s desperate to taste her, doesn’t say anything, just keeps trying to stretch up to get his mouth on her
“roger,” dom says, “listen to ronnie.” 
“three times to stop,” he repeats, still straining to get to her. “please, ron, please, let me–”
“good boy,” ronnie purrs before lowering herself down with a gasp as he immediately sticks his tongue in her
meanwhile, still fingering him open, john adds more lube before teasing for a second
“color, rog?” he asks, pausing until roger twists enough to breathe out “green”
pretty soon the only sounds are gasps and pants as ronnie rides roger’s face, john’s fucking deep into roger with three fingers, pressing hard against his prostate, and dom takes her time licking at ronnie’s tits and pinching roger’s nipples
roger comes with a wail and a cry, moaning out green when john continues to fuck him through it
ronnie comes next, listing to the side only to be replaced by dom who repeats the same instructions to tap out if it gets to be too much
just as dom sits down, john lines up and thrusts in
they take him apart, put him back together, milk another orgasm from him before they themselves come apart
and when they’re done they curl up next to him in bed, stroking his hair and petting at his sweaty chest, telling him how good he is, how sweet and wonderful and how he made them feel so fucking amazing
john cleans him up with a warm wash cloth 
and dom curls him up so his head is resting on her belly, running her fingers through his hair while ronnie curls up against his back
when john comes back he takes dom’s other side, reaching across her to tangle their fingers
when their sweat cools and their hearts are no longer racing
they lead him into the bathtub which unfortunately is only big enough for two
so john and roger (who lets face it are the grossest because of the post-concert seat) are in the tub with a bubble bath while dom and ronnie sit on the edge of the tub in dressing gowns just washing roger and john, taking turns running their wash cloths down their backs, arms, legs, etc
(”next time,” john promises, “we’re gonna pick out a hotel with a goddamn swimming pool for a tub”)
(”why not just use the swimming pool?” dom asks)
(“i’d rather not get arrested for public indecency,” roger sighs)
(“that’s only if we get caught,” ronnie counters. its laughable that she thinks they could be secretive, honestly, it’s a miracle no one’s caught them yet. ronnie and roger…really are not good at keeping their hands off each other.) 
when they’re done in the tub, they all dry off (gratuitous touching) and pile back into bed, falling asleep to late night tv and all curled around each other like kittens
its nice :) 
now for roger bonding with the sprogs:
roger is like, the dad who constantly takes the kids on adventures
it’ll be like a random tuesday and roger will show up at the kids school and be like SO SORRY i just COMPLETELY forgot that ALL SIX KIDS have dentist appointments
gotta get ‘em out of class and take them its SO IMPORTANT to have good dental health
and just collects them all in the wagon car 
“where are we going, papa?” robbie asks watching as they definitely miss the exit for the dentist
“i feel like seeing some fish, what do you guys think?” he asks as he drives them straight to the aquarium
obviously all the kids (minus baby #7 who is an infant) love this idea
it has roger just running around with six little monsters and one strapped to his chest like the worlds greatest snack 
like roger is that dad who makes up stories and names for all the fish
like “see that one?? the big on with the purple gills? that’s theodore and he’s actually a dog that’s been turned into a fish. no really! i read it in the newspaper, he’s the world’s first dog fish. he knows how to play fetch, but only with hambones” 
or
“kids, you won’t BELIEVE it but i heard they have a real life mermaid here. no i swear!! do you think we can find her???” 
when they get to the penguin exhibit you just know roger is pretending to waddle like a penguin while he chases after them
and the kids are just GAGGING for it like they have so much fun with him
and since he had to do a stint in marine biology for like, a semester, he knows a bit about fish like not a lot??? but enough to seem like he’s a genius
so he takes the kids around and in between made up stories and jokes he teaches them about the tides and the ecosystem and he bribes them into learning about the different seas by promising an ice cream to whoever can name them all
(obviously they all get ice cream even little sprog #7 who can’t speak but “it really sounded like he knew what he was saying, right guys?? i could have SWORN he said ‘indian ocean’, vera, don’t you think?’) 
he buys them all too many souviners including those stupidly awesome little jelly tubes with plastic fish in them that are IMPOSSIBLE to hold onto so they keep splatting onto the floor but roger doesn’t care
and he gets them little plush seahorses and seals and jackie doesn’t even have her ears pierced but he buys her dolphin earrings and promises he’ll talk to dad and mum and marmie about her getting her ears pierced soon so that she can wear them someday
by the time they’re all tuckered out he piles them into the car and blasts old cassettes from like elvis and the supremes and led zepplin and they all sing alone at the top of their lungs until slowly one by one they all fall asleep
when they get home, he single handled takes turns carrying them into the house, even though robbie wakes up halfway through and complains that he’s “seven, papa, he can walk himself in!” 
and roger is just like i know you can but it’s not gonna be much longer that i can carry you so just relax, my dude
meanwhile, ronnie and dom and john are just watching it all with their hands pressed to their hearts and they can’t even be mad that he yanked em out of class
and the next morning??? when all the kids come downstairs wearing matching tshirts that say “guppy #1-7″ they’re D Y I N G from cuteness overload
(they have to coach the kids on saying that they went to the dentist, not the aquarium but its worth it)
the next month, when roger shows up because “terribly sorry, they all have to go to the ear doctor” and takes them to the zoo instead
john makes sure roger brings his camera with him so that he can take pictures of them getting their faces painted to look like zebras or tigers or parrots
basically roger is the best like the monthly little adventures are FABULOUS
he definitely takes them out of school so they can go see santa
or get ice cream
or get on a plane to disneyland
or just to come home and spend time with them
because at the end of the day he knows that he and john have limited time with them when they’re kids because of the whole touring thing so he tries to get as much time in with them as possible and well
if that means they miss a day or two of school each month
its worth it
sorry for the delay!! hope it was well worth the wait :) 
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