#modtoratheexplorer

[incorrectjuunitaisen]

Snickers commercial: You’re not you when you’re drunk!

Tora: (always drunk) …who am I?

#incorrectjuunitaisen #incorrect quotes #juuni taisen #jūni taisen: zodiac war #juni taisen #zodiac wars #zodiac war #modtoratheexplorer

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Inonoshishi: Ok, Ushii, I think you should play the role of my father.

Ushii: I don’t want to be your father.

Inonoshishi: Perfect. You already know your lines.

#incorrectjuunitaisen #incorrect quotes #jūni taisen: zodiac war #juuni taisen #juni taisen #zodiac wars #zodiac war #modtoratheexplorer

[incorrectjuunitaisen]

Niwatori at 3am: Do you think birds get sad because they don't have arms?

Dotsuku: Well, do you get sad because you don't have wings?

Niwatori, choked up: every fucking day

#incorrectjuunitaisen #incorrect quotes #juni taisen #juuni taisen #jūni taisen: zodiac war #zodiac wars #zodiac war #modtoratheexplorer

[incorrectjuunitaisen]

Niwatori: I got fired from the pitbull rescue

Dotsuku: Oh no! what happened?

Niwatori: I changed all the dogs' name tags...

Dotsuku: No

Niwatori: To..

Dotsuku: Stop-

Niwatori: Mr. Worldwide

#incorrectjuunitaisen #incorrect quotes #jūni taisen: zodiac war #juuni taisen #juni taisen #zodiac wars #zodiac war #modtoratheexplorer

[incorrectjuunitaisen]

Sharyuu: Nezumi, did you eat all the donuts?

Nezumi: no

Sharyuu: I can see the white powder on your pants

Nezumi:

Nezumi: That's cocaine

#incorrect quotes #incorrectjuunitaisen #juni taisen #jūni taisen: zodiac war #juuni taisen #zodiac war #zodiac wars #modtoratheexplorer

[incorrectjuunitaisen]

Takeyasu: Why do people think I'm incapable of doing anything nice?

Nagayuki: Experience

#incorrectjuunitaisen #incorrect quotes #juni taisen #juuni taisen #jūni taisen: zodiac war #zodiac wars #zodiac war #modtoratheexplorer

[incorrectjuunitaisen]

Inonoshishi: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid pf how much they love me

#our girl Ino getting some love too #incorrectjuunitaisen #incorrect quotes #juni taisen #jūni taisen: zodiac war #juuni taisen #zodiac war #zodiac wars #12 wars #modtoratheexplorer #source: the office

[incorrectjuunitaisen]

Nezumi:  ♪ You ♪ * points at usagi*  

♪ and you♪  *points at niwatori*

♪ are all psychopaths♪ 

#juuni taisen #juni taisen #incorrectjuunitaisen #incorrect quotes #jūni taisen: zodiac war #zodiac wars #zodiac war #modtoratheexplorer

[incorrectjuunitaisen]

Ushii: Uuma help, I'm trapped under the tree and the star's tangled in my hair

Uuma: Why were you under the tree?

Ushii: .....Because I'm a gift to this world?

#incorrect quotes #incorrectjuunitaisen #juni taisen #juuni taisen #jūni taisen: zodiac war #zodiac war #zodiac wars #modtoratheexplorer

[incorrectjuunitaisen]

"Christmas shopping is hard when your brother deserves an island and you can afford a candle"

- Takeyasu Tsumita

#incorrect quotes #incorrectjuunitaisen #juni taisen #jūni taisen: zodiac war #juuni taisen #zodiac war #zodiac wars #modtoratheexplorer

[incorrectjuunitaisen]

Ushii: Would you stop standing so close? You're making me claustrophobic

Usagi: What does clausteophobic mean?

Nagayuki: It means that he's afraid of Santa Claus

Ushii: No it doesn't

Takeyasu: Ho ho ho

Nagayuki: Stop it Takeyasu, you're scaring him!

#source: spongebob squarepants #incorrectjuunitaisen #incorrect quotes #juni taisen #jūni taisen: zodiac war #juuni taisen #zodiac war #zodiac wars #modtoratheexplorer

[incorrectjuunitaisen]

Ushii: I'm good

Ushii: I haven't slept in a solid 83 hours but I'm good

#source: adventure time #incorrectjuunitaisen #incorrect quotes #juni taisen #jūni taisen: zodiac war #juuni taisen #zodiac war #zodiac wars #modtoratheexplorer

[incorrectjuunitaisen]

Nagayuki: What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?

Ushii: Knife to the throat?

Inonoshishi: Gun to the back?

Dotsuku: Poison in his cup?

Nagayuki: You're all horrible

#source: tumblr #juuni taisen #juni taisen #jūni taisen: zodiac war #zodiac war #zodiac wars #incorrectjuunitaisen #incorrect quotes #modtoratheexplorer

[incorrectjuunitaisen]

Tora: You make me so angry so quickly it's remarkable

Ushii: I only said like 6 words

Tora: And yet here I am boiling over with hate

#incorrectjuunitaisen #incorrect quotes #juni taisen #jūni taisen: zodiac war #juuni taisen #zodiac war #zodiac wars #modtoratheexplorer

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Nezumi: Um, Niwatori? Why are you pretending I'm Sheep's nephew?

Niwatori: We need money.

Nezumi: You're scamming him?

Niwatori: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him.

Nezumi: What? No way!

Niwatori: Why not? We already stole Takeyasu.

Takeyasu: Hey, guys.

Nezumi: No, we didn't. Takeyasu's a warrior of the twelve, he can do whatever he wants.

Takeyasu: I wanna steal.

#source: over the garden wall #incorrectjuunitaisen #incorrect quotes #juni taisen #juuni taisen #jūni taisen: zodiac war #zodiac war #zodiac wars #modtoratheexplorer

[incorrectjuunitaisen]

Niwatori: *dressed in a santa hat, holiday sweater and tangled in christmas lights* IT'S CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Dotsuku: .....

Dotsuku: It's November 1st..

#incorrectjuunitaisen #incorrect quotes #juni taisen #jūni taisen: zodiac war #juuni taisen #zodiac war #zodiac wars #modtoratheexplorer