#mundie.txt

[mudsnapperqna]

relax, mundie! she's your mama. if that grayface is anything to go by, and from how well you lead your team and take care of us, your mama is a good one.

...

you said your old home is just down the path from here...?

Oh, no... I hope that little deer is okay... I-- I feel... terrible. I know the subject matter in that episode was going to be rough, but... I didn't know it'd hit that close to home with the rest of them...

wha-- mundie--!? i... it's okay.... i... i know. i'll. i'll talk to her first. look. it'll be okay. watch!

Hm-? Oh, hello, little one, are you lost?

actually, um, you wouldn't happen to be miss mudsnapper, would you?! i'm velma! i saw you on the tv last night!! i um. i have. someone who wants to see you. he's a little scared but he has something important to tell you!! i'll be right back!!

...O-oh my lanta---!! I--

...M-mom? I'm... I'm home. I. I'm sorry-- I.... I just. I was... scared. I. I don't have the heart to tell you what happened to me, e-everything I've been through, w-why I'm a Cog now, h-how badly I missed both of you, all the nightmares, but.

I just.

chirp.

chirp...

...MY BABY!!!!

#not an ask #mundie.txt #mundie3d #junior litigator on duty! #mama! #velma mudsnapper #muriel mudsnapper #// fun fact! alligators and other crocodilians chirp/squeak #// to communicate with their mamas :) #// i like to imagine toons have unique chirps/squeaks #// so #// anyway YAAAAY he gets to go home and see his mama again !!!

[mudsnapperqna]

Wait. So, if I'm a Toon... Does that mean...

...yes. yes it does. by the way i'm not actually mad these huge eyebrows are kind of clunky on my model.

....WAIT WHY ARE YOU SO COG DAMN BIG--

#not an ask #Mundie.txt #Velma.txt #Junior Litigator on duty! #Mundie2D #ink and paint once more

[mudsnapperqna]

Junior Litigator's Cheats

The Junior Litigator, a level 35 Lawbot manager & a member of the Litigation Team has some tricks up her sleeve like any other Manager would.

💙 HOLD HANDS!! 💙

This cheat activates at random, but will force itself when Junior Litigator has taken high/the highest damage in the round.

Causes the attack from the manager she uses it with to be able to hit 2 Toons with a regular attack, or ups the damage by 1.5 if it's an all-target attack.

Alternatively, it will cause her to copy whichever Cheat the other Manager used, e.g. 2 Court Sanctions, Snaps, Legal Bindings, etc. etc.

Spreads the damage from one gag across both parties, e.g. a regular 90 dmg Cream Pie on Velma would do -45 to Velma, and another -45 on whoever she used Hold Hands on.

QUOTES:

"C'mon, we'll do better together, <Litigation Team member>!" "For crossing the road.... AND these Toons!" "I think you could use a little help here!" "More hands make light work!"

(She will also copy the other manager's line if they use a cheat. Please imagine Velma copying "These chompers could cut out diamonds!")

💣 DIVEBOMB 💣

When Velma is the last member in the fight, she will start to fly as part of her Desperation. This ups her dodge chance and gives her a 25% damage output for flame based attacks like Fired.

Targets one Toon, but the toons next to them receive splash damage a la Squirt. The Toon that was targeted gains a burned effect similar to Witchhunter's Trial By Fire, but with a constant 15% max laff damage. Lasts 2-4 turns.

Cannot activate if she is Soaked.

QUOTES:

"Watch your heads!" "Tinfoil can't stop this!" "It's about to get explosive." "They say I'm like dynamite." "When toasters fly!" "Ever been on the receiving end of a Trap gag?" "Normally, Mundie doesn't let me do this..."

MISC. VELMA DIALOGUE!!

Face Off:

"Looks like you've bitten off more than you can chew!" "Picked the wrong gator, Toon!"

Death Taunts:

"My big brother is gonna be SO proud of me!" "All the Toon-Ups used and the only joke here was that fight." "Say hi to the Gag Shop clerks for me!" "Don't worry, I won't tell Flippy!"

Surrender:

"Hahaha! I don't miss THAT at all! Thanks for making my day easier!"

Friend Request Denials:

Junior Litigator shakes her head with a sigh and pinches the bridge of her snout. "I don't do that anymore, Toon." "Sorry, my Friends List is full!" Junior Litigator says, mockingly. "Cute, but no thanks!" Junior Litigator replies, in a familiar tone. The Junior Litigator growls at you and bares her teeth.

#mundie.txt #velma.txt #Junior Litigator #Velma Mudsnapper #not an ask

[mudsnapperqna]

No, Melvin didn't close the askbox.

However, he is now "too angry" to answer anything. If you need anything from him, he'll need a bit to cool it.

#not an ask #mundie.txt

[mudsnapperqna]

…If you saw last night’s triple feature on the Mystery Channel, no you didn’t.

I didn’t think a show about unsolved cold cases would just… hit me that hard DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.

I’m. Having a normal one today.

#not an ask #mundie.txt #// teehee #// his mama had a segment. do with this as you please. :)

[mudsnapperqna]

🍍🍍🍍 Let’s get Tropical. It’s October 3rd. 🍍🍍🍍

#not an ask #Mundie.txt

[mudsnapperqna]

September 30th.

One day remains until that... creature comes back.

#not an ask #Mundie.txt #Not that I dislike her #But... #Hm. Am I prepared for xyr return to the physical realm? #Of course #This is not about everyone's beloved High Roller. I speak of a different being altogether.

[mudsnapperqna]

Hm. Seeing as I’m back in Headquarters handling things with the rest of the team for Diane, I’m glad I took my gatoring time while I did.

No apologies for reducing the rate at which you may catch Clownfish or Holey Mackerel for a while. At the very least, Reed didn’t kick me off the big rock out in the fields again. Don’t gator Toons bask too, if my memory serves correctly? Why shouldn’t a big metal alligator get to enjoy the sun too? >://(

Ducks just DON’T understand.

Anyhow, my inbox remains open for any inquires.

#not an ask #mundie.txt #// i should rip the courtroom models tbh. figure out how to put it together.

[mudsnapperqna]

Good morning! I will be taking some time today to go indulge my regular Alligator Behaviors. This reduces greatly the rate I may snap and death roll a colleague.

If you need me, I will be in Barnacle Boatyard catching fish and going upstream to Daffodil Gardens to bask.

#not an ask #mundie.txt #Yes. I will be catching fish the way you would expect. #With my bare teeth. #://) #askbox is still open i just thought it would be fun to! have him do his funny little gator things

[mudsnapperqna]

founders of toontown

I think there was like, a duck, maybe a mouse too…as well as a few others

Hm. If that's the case, I'll need to do some research. Perhaps some Suits in Ye Olde Toontown may know of these Founders.

...Unfortunately, I don't believe either Holly or Prester are on the best terms with me.

Let's just say that being a Large Reptile that can Fly and Has Fire Abilities does not bode well with medieval folk. ://(

#ask #anon #answered #imageless #mundie.txt

[mudsnapperqna]

...Should I be concerned about what's apparently happening in the Schoolhouse basement?

#not an ask #mundie.txt #...Mmm. No. Perhaps that's none of my business. #Albeit... morbid curiosity.