#my british assassin himbo

[james-winston]

omfg I am so behind on this (and yes I’ve only become aware of it because Nicholas Galitzine offof rwarb is in it) but they’re making a fucking Duke of Buckingham series!!!

And you’re all sitting there like “who??” well let me tell you about this absolute fuck.

George Villiers, Duke of Buckingham was the favourite of King James VI&I and by favourite I do mean it in the gayest of ways. (He started life as Sir George, the shittest of titles, and fucked his way to a Dukedom.)

Long story short, here’s a list of things I need to see in this series or I will SUE:

George slut dropping his way into James’s bed. (I mean, he danced for him, but whatever the 17th century equivalent to slut dropping was you can bet George was doing it.)

The exasperation of James’s advisors when he picks yet another beautiful young man to fuck and give totally unreasonable amounts of money and power to.

Even funnier if they show them actively helping George overthrow James’s old favourite before realising “oh shit this one’s worse.”

George failing consistently at every job he was given. (Yes I know he didn’t actually but where’s the comedy in competency? Give me himbo George or give me death.)

Parliament calling James to task on George being a fucking useless nuisance and James standing up in front of parliament and literally saying, “You may be sure that I love the Earl of Buckingham more than anyone else, and more than you who are here assembled. I wish to speak in my own behalf, and not to have it thought to be a defect, for Jesus Christ did the same, and therefore I cannot be blamed. Christ had his John, and I have my George.” (Huge points for throwing Jesus under the gay bus too.)

James practically arranging George’s marriage for him and then riding his horse around the park crying because George, shock, got married.

What better be the dirtiest sex scenes ever broadcast on British television that lead to the “master and dog” letter.

The consistent drama queenery from James, e.g:

I refuse to tag this as a spoiler because it happened 400 years ago: George smothering James and then playing the heartbroken widow to his son. (Historically debated, if anyone wants details shoot me an ask.)

George getting stabbed to death in what was probably the justified climax of him being the most irritating man alive.

George’s assassin getting the warmest send off ever given by any crowd at a public execution cause the people hated George so fucking much.

#Nicholas Galitzine #literally zero interest in historical accuracy beyond these points #I do think the series is going to focus on George being evil tho #which is a shame #cause he was James’s favourite for 10 years and I genuinely think there was affection from George #I also hope they don’t try and hammer home that he was totally straight #I know there’s a chance he was but I still don’t find it very likely at all #lots of straight men at court didn’t fuck the king for power #also to be clear I love George and will be defending him to the death #but he was also useless and stupid and possibly a murderer #but also he’s my baby :) so :) #and he died 400 years ago so he’s essentially a fictional character and therefore he’s allowed to be my problematic fave #AND HE PROBABLY DIDNT KILL JAMES ANYWAY #George and Mary #History #George Villiers #James I #LGBT History #Gay History

[strangefellows]

Sasaki Kojiro, Charles-Henri Sanson, Phantom of the Opera, Lancelot

First impression

Kojiro: Oh I know that name!!! Oh dude he's pretty hot.

Sanson: Who the actual fuck is Sanson, okay I gotta go google that shit right now.

Phantom: YOOOOOOOO HEY ERIK WHAT'S UP MY DUDE YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY IN FATE ACTUALLY, GOOD JOB MY MAN

Lancelot: For Berserkerlot: YOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING BADASS HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTT / For Saberlot: Oh, so that's what he looks like when he's not having a crazy day, he's cute!

Impression now

Kojiro: Even if he doesn't have much to him, he's still pretty damn cool, let's be real.

Sanson: MY LOVE MY LOVE MY LOVE MY LOVE SALEM SOLD ME ON YOU FOREVER MY FAVORITE ASSASSIN TAKE MY GRAILS My Sanson is 90 okay that should tell you everything.

Phantom: What a FASCINATING version of him, he's very fun. I love his fourth Ascension art.

Lancelot: IDIOT STUPID DUMBASS HIMBO (affectionate) I love this guilt ridden mess of a man who desperately wants to be an Okay Dad he's my favorite of the KOTR Idiot Trio by far.

Favorite moment

Kojiro: LOOK, HIS DUEL WITH MUSASHI AT THE END OF SHIMOUSA FUCKED TEN KINDS OF ASS AND IT NEVER CEASES TO BE GLORIOUS. But also his last duel with Saber in UBW slapped hard.

Sanson: Salem, everything about Salem, but most of all his arc's finale where he saves Lavinia and gets executed, like goddamn son that was incredible.

Phantom: I loved him in Summercamp after we break the spell on him, he's so SWEET and FUSSY when he's having a normal day.

Lancelot: Every single time Mash destroys him and he thanks his daughter for doing it. But also Lancelot vs Agravain in the OVA was absofuckinglutely the most metal thing I have ever seen???? Also like, the big damn heroes in LB6 was golden.

Idea for a story

Kojiro: I NEED to explore this whole 'Kojiro doesn't really exist' thing but also Musashi interactions PLEASE. Let him hang out with his killer his enemy his friend the only reason he exists, only she's not really, she's another version, let's explore that.

Sanson: Good christ I NEED more of exploring his mindset especially reading about his role in the French Revolution.

Phantom: Anything would be fun, he's an interesting one to look at for sure.

Lancelot: KOTR INTERACTIONS!!! I want to explore the Gwen thing, I want to explore the madness, I want to explore his obvious insanely strong Catholic Guilt, but man I want to have him interact with Merlin for REASONS

Unpopular opinion

Kojiro: He's not popular enough to have those unfort lol.

Sanson: SHRUG EMOJI????

Phantom: IDK man these three are pretty minor Servants lol.

Lancelot: LANCELOT DID SOME THINGS WRONG BUT BOINKING GWEN WAS NOT ONE OF THEM

Favorite relationship

Kojiro: Him and Musashi for sure, but he and Artoria had an interesting thing going.

Sanson: Him and Marie for SUUUUUURE, him and Charlotte as well, definitely, considering he historically executed her and her dialogue for him. But also he and Robin had that really fun dynamic going.

Phantom: He doesn't...interact with many people, does he?

Lancelot: ARTORIA. GUENIVERE. THE WHOLE ASS ROUND TABLE. GALAHAD/MASH. THERE'S SO MUCH.

Favorite headcanon

Kojiro: I don't have many headcanons but I like to think he got really easily bored stuck at the gates and did stupid shit to pass the time.

Sanson: He looks tired All The Time, does he sleep god only knows. He's incredibly fussy towards Fujimaru, though, like a big brother. He's the only sane person on the Chaldea Medical Team.

Phantom: He 100000% is aware of the musical and if you sneak up on him you'll possibly catch him humming Music of the Night. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT mention The Sequel That Doesn't Exist.

Lancelot: He can speak perfectly fluent French, which terrifies people when they hear it. His accent is a horrible amalgam of British and French and it's almost kinda funny, the French part gets thicker when he gets upset. He's lowkey VERY religious, and he's the only person in Camelot who noticed that Merlin was lowkey terrified of Christian stuff and suspected there was more to it than "oh he's just half demon of course he is".

#fateseriesblogging #charas: himbos of the round table

[nemo-of-house-hamartia]

That moment you have Jacob riding a carriage and he says "Atta girl", and you find it endearing and it turns you on as well...

#assassin's creed #jacob frye #assassin's creed syndicate #my english assassin himbo #my british assassin himbo #this quarantine is taking its toll on me

[honestlyitsjustsam]

fvck it jacob has a bf now so how about that 

#british himbo and his italian gentleman yalll...... #jacob frye #assassins creed #assassins creed syndicate #well since yall didnt have any male oc for jacob i did one #ahhh the things i do for this fool.... #my drawing

[dollyreblogs]

Assassin's Creed Handbook for my buddies who don't know what AC is but are curious about the characters:

Desmond: Depressed boy but baby, if you hurt him, his ancestors, husband and wife, will literally rock your shit. Literally has no idea whats going on but rolls with it.

Shaun: British (derogatory)

Rebecca: Millennial but secretly a Gen Z at heart. Absolutely would destroy NFTs.

Altair Ibn-La'ahad: Hes a himbo but in a serious way. He also died alone but he went down like a girlboss. Love you forever, king

Ezio: Fan Favorite, made some gamer boys awaken to bisexuality. Was friends with Leonardo Da Vinky so you know he was secretly fruity too. Avenged his family and I thought that was very sexy of him.

Edward Kenway: Bastard but he gets character development. Rode into a storm like a mad lad. He's an assassin pirate captain, those aesthetics shouldn't work but he makes them.

Haytham Kenway: We don't talk about Haytham...or Shay.

Connor Kenway: BABY!! HUSBAND!! BLORBO FROM MY GAMES!! HOLDS A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART!! BEEN STRESSED SINCE HE WAS 14!! ABSOLUTELY FERAL LIKE HIS GRANDPA THOUGH!! You white wash him, you die.

Jacob Frye: British (endearment) and a HIMBO! I LOVE HIM. HE'S SO THICC AND FOR WHAT?? WANTS TO BE A GANG LEADER SO BADLY. AND HE'S BISEXUAL (bold of you to assume all the assassin's aren't quiet but Ubisoft gave us this so yeah). ALSO SHOWS OFF HIS NECK AND I THINK THAT IS VERY HOT.

Evie: Queen, the only twin with the braincell. However she loses that braincell around Green and gets all shy and nervous. Ppl don't realize that she may have the braincell but SHE IS ALSO JUST CHAOTIC AS JACOB, SHE TRIES TO DENY IT BUT SHE AND JACOB ARE FUCKIN FERAL. Just on different spectrums.

Arno: He's depressed but he's funny. Also been under a lot of stress. My poor French meow meow.

#Assassin's Creed #ppl have been tagging it as Asscreed and I just find that funng like go off I guess- #Hi the fandom is on life support rn. #Ac #Ik I forgot some but yeah-

[memes-saved-me]

I was tagged by: (In no particular order lol) @draculcid @prettyboyporter @deepend-swimmer @allaboardtheussharringrove 😘❤

rules: answer 30 questions and tag however many blogs you want!

Name: Alice

Gender: She/her

Star Sign: Leo♌🦁

Height: 5'6

Time: 3:50am lol

Birthday: 28th of July

Favourite bands: I mean if we're talking favourite until I die, My Chemical Romance🤭 but other than that I'd be here forever listening bands

Last Movie: Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Favourite Solo Artist: I listen to Djo/Joe Keery the most out of all the solo artists I listen to but other than that its random songs from random people lol

Last Show: Does editing a ST video count??😂 Nah, it was Sons of Anarchy but in passing because my mam was watching it

When did I create this blog: Oof idk like 2013ish

What I post: Too much😂

Last thing I googled: I think it was something to do with POTC

Other blogs: I'm too lazy

Do I get asks: Recently yes! And I love it so much!

Why I chose my url: I ran an insta fan account called "5soskilledmysociallife" and then it become "memeskilledmysociallife" and when I ditched Instagram I made an email account for another YouTube channel called memeskilledme@whatever and I accidentally put saved when renaming my blog and just never changed it lmao. It stuck and now I use it for everything because I lowkey find it funny

Following: 1177

Followers: 2166 (I've had this blog a long ass time)

Instruments: *laughs nervously* I go to a music university and do not play and instrument.....I plan events

What am I wearing: Shirt and underwear🤭 because I'm in bed lmao

Dream Job: Personal assistant at conventions or part of a large scale event team involving comic cons or general entertainment industry events

Dream Trip: Oof I have a world made on my wall of places so its hard to pick

Favourite Foods: Pizza, spicy chicken of any kind. Idk oreo icecream

Nationality: British

Favourite song: Dancing with myself by Billy Idol

Last book: I tried to continue Tale of the Body thief but gave up so I have Will my cat eat my eyeballs by my bed incase I get the urge to read anytime soon

Top 3 fictional universes I'd like to live in: Harry Potter is a given. Star Wars because pew pew and himbos galore (Minus the spacw n*zis) and Assassin's Creed because that would be awesome in general

Tagging: (only if you want to!!) @livedsomanylives @withoneheadlight @disdaidal @lazybakerart @fredsythe @scoobydoo-ghoulschool If I missed anyone I'm really sorry its almost 4am and I'm tired lol. Also any anon who has sent me an ask, this goes out to you as well😘

#ily guys #and this fandom #tag game #now I sleep

[nemo-of-house-hamartia]

my current mood, y'all.

@britishhotassassin @thatcrazycrowgirl @thank-god-its-fryeday @llamasofthefrenchfrye I am sure y'all can relare to me!😉😉😉

#ac syndicate #nemoturunen #assassin's creed syndicate #my english assassin himbo #my british assassin himbo #mr jacob frye #jacob frye

[nemo-of-house-hamartia]

TODAY I REALIZED I MIGHT HAVE A THING FOR DARK-HAIRED, DARK-EYED ADORKABLE GOOFBALLS NAMED JACOB.

YEP.

IT MUST BE THE NAME.

#assassin's creed #jacob frye #assassin's creed syndicate #my english assassin himbo #my british assassin himbo #jake peralta #jacob peralta #nbc b99 #b99daily