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Bakukami week day five (Part two) : Coffee @officialbakukamiweek Summary: What happens when Kaminari has three cups of the most caffeinated coffee teenagers could get their hands on? Read on Ao3

Everyone knew that living in the dorms without supervision would lead to something bad happening, eventually. They expected someone's quirk to go crazy, or even for something to catch fire.

No, the first thing to really go wrong, where someone had to go for a serious issue to recovery girl, was the fault of Kaminari and his friends. Someone had left the Death Wish coffee out, and of course, no one could have predicted that Kaminari would drink three cups of it to keep himself awake enough to study for their test on Monday.

Especially not Bakugo, who had been out until the late hours studying, since his dorm was far too loud to get anything done, then spent another two hours going over his work in the common room. Fuck Weekends.

Walking into his dorm room, he collapsed on his bed and nearly fell asleep, until he heard from the darkness,

"Welcome back."

Bakugo responded by sending a rather large explosion their way, eyes wide and panic rushing through his mind. He almost screamed. Almost. It was two in the morning; only one person in the dorms had the right to be in his room at this time and it was him.

The light from the explosion illuminated the figure of who was in there with him, showing Kaminari sitting on his desk chair with a Pichu plushie on his lap along with his charger.

"What the fuck are you doing here?! I almost blew your face off!" Bakugo snarled, trying not to yell since Kirishima was right next door.

"Katsu," Kaminari said, voice full of awe as little shocks came from around his eyes, lighting up the room, "Did you know that explosions generate electricity?"

"Why the fuck are you still awake?!"

"Did you know electricity was used to discover the pleasure center of the brain? It causes really intense orgasms, apparently."

"What the hell has gotten into you?" He hissed, "Either go the fuck to sleep or get the fuck out!"

"I've had three big cups of Death Wish coffee tonight," Kaminari said, Bakugo's eyes widening in horror.

Death Wish Coffee had six hundred milligrams of caffeine in a single cup, and four hundred milligrams was around enough to start causing medical issues. It's why it was called 'Death Wish' after all.

"I'm pretty sure this laptop is tethering me to my physical body, Katsu. I also think I can remotely access electronics; I've charged Kiri's phone, his laptop, and I've already hacked into Shoji's phone and I'm not even in their rooms. As interesting as that is conceptually... I think now," He paused, his voice coming to an eerie whine as the electricity surrounding him flared up, his hair floating and the water from the cup Bakugo had left on his desk was immediately drawn to him, out of the cup as the pull got stronger, "Is a good time for medical intervention!"

"Oh damn," Bakugo groaned, sitting up, "C'mon, we're gonna fucking get you help."

"Katsuuu-" Kaminari whined, "Hurtz."

"Shit." He heard the laptop clatter to the ground, Kaminari falling to the ground as his body went rigid, hitting his head on the desk and floor on his way down. Bakugo was quick to react, picking up the blonde and walking out of his room, over to Kirishima's as the waves of electricity pulsed through him, muscles twitching and stinging. He kicked at the door, yelling, "Oi! Shitty hair! Wake the fuck up I think Denki's gonna fucking die!"

He could hear the rustling, leaning Kaminari against the wall as the lightning blonde started twitching, giggling wildly and whining, trying to reach up to cradle his head.

The door creaked open, Kirishima mumbling, "What the hell, man? It's super la-" His eyes widened when he saw Kaminari on the floor, Bakugo kneeling down next to him, yellow jolts coming dangerously close to him. A zap from Kaminari was never comfortable, could easily be deadly, so Kirishima hardened his body as quickly as he could, kneeling down and feeling the tingle across his rock-like skin as he picked the energetic one up.

"Okay, we gotta get him some help." Kirishima said, "What's our plan, bro?"

"I'm calling Aizawa, I need you to fucking make sure he doesn't die while I do that!"

They made their way downstairs as fast as they could, Kaminari's electricity turning on all the lights on their way and likely waking up multiple students until they got to the main floor. In the kitchen was a landline, a direct connection to the teachers in case of an emergency.

"Hello, what seems to be your issue?" Said a robotic voice, Bakugo saying as calmly as he could,

"We need Aizawa or Recovery girl. Immediately." He'd learned that swearing to the stupid bots would get him nowhere, the same with yelling.

"You're being transferred to their personal line." It said, and Bakugo heard the television turn on and off, lights flickering wildly as the electronics in the kitchen went on the fritz. The fridge door slammed open and shut, microwave beeping and oven flashing, sink turning on and off again and again. He assumed the baths and laundry rooms would be in a similar state. It looked like a ghost movie.

"How's Denki?!" Bakugo yelled to Kirishima, who was keeping Kaminari close in the living room, Kaminari's whole body twitching and his eyes rolling into the back of his head, breath coming in tiny, jerking short breaths with wheezing.

"I. I don't know! He's freaking out, man!"

"Lay him on his side, he needs to breathe!"

"What's going on?" Aizawa's voice came through the phone, tired as usual.

"Denki's freaking the fuck out! He had three cups of Death Wish Coffee and he might be fucking dying!"

"I'll be right over; What's he like at the moment?"

Thank God Aizawa was calm since neither of the teenagers was, not really.

"Kirishima!"

"H-He's. He's barely breathing! It looks like he's been electrocuted in those movies, I. He's." Tears came to Kirishima's eyes, doing all he could to keep Kaminari safe on the carpet away from any sharp objects or furniture. He was the only one who could touch him.

Bakugo relayed the message to Aizawa, who was on his way to their dorm as fast as he could.

"He may be having a seizure, Bakugo. Caffeine overdose can have that effect, and it's common in electric quirk users to have them when they ingest caffeine. How long has he been having the seizure?"

"A few minutes," He glanced at the wall clock, and it had only been twenty minutes since he headed up to his dorm. "About ten."

"Did he hit his head on anything?"

"Yeah, my desk and the fucking floor!"

"It'll be okay, Bakugo," He recognized what his teacher was doing; saying it would be okay to calm his nerves and to hide the severity of the situation from him, "Have Kirishima check his pulse. I'm almost there."

Kirishima did as he was told, feeling the fast beating of his friend's pulse under his fingers. The tears started falling as blood spilled out of Kaminari's gasping mouth.

The front door slammed open, Aizawa in the doorway as he rushed over, checking Kaminari for injuries before sighing.

"What's fucking wrong with him?!" Bakugo yelled, hanging up the phone and going over, hands shaking.

"He's going to be alright, you two. He's having a seizure. Long seizures are dangerous, but it might be because he hit his head. I'll stay here for a bit longer, and if he doesn't stop, then I'll take him to get help. How much caffeine did he ingest?"

He activated his quirk, and the lights finally settled down along with the rest of the electronics, Kirishima's quirk also getting deactivated. Though, if it was voluntary or not was another story.

"It's like," Kirishima started, but Bakugo cut him off.

"It's six hundred and thirty milligrams, and he had three. That's eighteen hundred ninety milligrams; more than enough to fucking kill him."

"Alright. I'll take it from here, go back to bed." Aizawa said, Bakugo yelling in response.

"Fuck that! I'm staying here!"

"Me too!"

"Go. To. Bed. There's nothing you can do for him at the moment. We can't do anything until he's stopped seizing, then he has to get to the medical office, so we can make sure he didn't get brain damage. You'll learn to use the equipment in second year, so go to bed for now. He's going to be alright."

So, they obeyed, worried for their friend in very different ways.

When morning came, the class had been made aware of what happened, and why the lights had gone as odd as they had that night.

"He's fine, now. But he took a long time to stop seizing up, and he's been placed on medical watch for now. Apparently, this isn't his first time in this situation. He's in the medical office."

They'd also learned the difference between the nurse's staton and the medical office. One, far less equipped, was in the school building while the other was in the sports arena, with all the medical tools one could need. A mini hospital.

Kaminari would be able to come back once they were sure he was alright, which wouldn't take that long, Aizawa assured. He'd be back by the time classes started on Monday. Shoji and Kirishima reported their electronic devices well and truly hacked into, as well as fully charged and optimized.

And when Kaminari did return, he'd been placed on a strict caffeine and sugar ban for obvious reasons. Kirishima had hugged him, refusing to let him go for nearly an hour after the traumatic experience. Bakugo was mad, considering he knew what could've happened and yet, he did it anyway.

Bakugo had seen to it himself that the coffee was locked away, to be used by anyone other than Kaminari in moderation. He didn't want to think about the idea of that happy smile twisted into pained grimaces, gentle hands twitching and his body jerking around like a livewire. He didn't know what made him so emotional over something like this. He shouldn't be this angry over an accident.

"If you ever fucking try that shit again," He'd hissed to Kaminari, "I'll not only kick your ass hard enough to make you wish you’d never been born, I'll fucking kill you. Do you understand, idiot?"

Kaminari had grinned his heartstopping grin, and Bakugo knew he would actually have to hold himself to that threat. If something took that smile from his life, he didn't know what he'd do.

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