#netflixvania tw

[wygolvillage]

the juste design is driving me insane + proving my point about the show wanting everyone to be as gender conforming as possible compared to the original designs

#netflixvania tw #WHY IS HE SO MASCULINE

[petrigrofcannibalism]

hey maybe we shouldn't be using screencaps from the scene where Alucard was literally assaulted for your x reader fics but thats just my opinion 👍

#this is all shit in the main tag too btw. Im not digging for this. its just fucking there. #n*tflixvania fans get fucking normal challenge. Good Lord. #castlevania #alucard x reader #< im so sorry i did not want to do this. #alucard tepes #ellie dont bite #netflixvania tw #s/a tw

[viovio]

cassavania midturne thoughts (watched eps 1-2):

Who's that. that's not maria. what the hell happened to her, I can't articulate it well but she always feels like she's at a boiling point, of course she would be pissed at being stifled bc she's 12 but it doesn't feel like her ok..... I think their template for angry little girls is all the same but if she could go "my parents died ^__^" and tell dracula to shut his evil shit up silly style and you KNOW she's mourning, you could've done that with one of her parents alive. idk idkkkkk and richter oh my god

I don't like how quickly everyone seems to go along with stuff it's weird as well, you're getting rid of cvs campiness and for what. you got rid of their whimsy. it's got great handles on grief and you speedran it it's weirdddd

#speak iza #dont take this seriously i cant articulate my thoughts but its also weird. with the loredumps #i can handle those but yk how in cv games you get journals in your menu and stuff #i fucking lost my shit when edouard just went omg its the vampire who killed annettes mom and enslaved her SORRY. #YOU COULDNT INTRODUCE THTA BETTER??????? #anyways i did count the references.they have once again not rly included the gamw motifs in their music but idk its been a while #and im only on 2. we'll see #netflixvania tw #call him a wanker again why dont you. god fuck this characterization #calling it richters cuck magic bc its so doodoo (jokes) #thats not even them......closes eyes forever #i cant even begin to imagine what ken thinks #survive......

[danzainosolitude]

There should be less story changes in the castlevania anime’s and more 10 minute long sequences of the mc struggling to parkour through the castle

#literally anything related to Medusa heads are low hanging fruit #also surprised that they didn’t mention any of the awful platforming you have to do in rondo/x #less antisemitism and racism more game mechanic gags please #richter staring down the bone about to hit him in the head on the jump he’s been trying to do for 3 minutes 😐 #does Dracula have insurance or something I know at least 5 cultists have been injured from the random pitfalls in the castle #castlevania #netflixvania tw #although I’m not actually talking about the bad bits

[ariaofsorrows]

LYDIE!?!

#scared and crying right now because harmony of dissonance is my favourite cv game and if that gets butchered it’s over for me #also i’m still a bit ticked off that they were able to make olrox gay but they couldn’t make juste and maxim homosexuals? unfair #netflixvania tw

[eboni-napalm]

me when adult male Netflix Castlevania fans are now calling Maria "hot" and STILL saying they want to be Lenore's "good boy"

#y'all are gross #Maria is literally a child #and Lenore is a manipulative r*pist #netflix #anti netflixvania #netflixvania tw #netflixvania #netflix castlevania #castlevania netflix #rant

[hydrostorm]

#posting this again for the Dawn of the Final Day bc i cannot find the post anywhere #must be untagged #castlevania #richter belmont #dracula x chronicles #i have a crazy idea........ #netflixvania #netflix castlevania #it says ''netflix made me french'' and yes i used google translate because i have no respect for the french language #netflixvania tw #wow i forgot the trigger tag HGJFDHG #fixed now

[arikad0]

they like. combined Richter's classic look and his DXC look for Netflixvania and it looks so dumb

#he looks awful like what is going on with his outfit and haircut #netflixvania tw

[panicv0mit]

seeing the netflixvania posting im so fucking sorry. ive yet to watch it (will suffer through it with my friend who, like myself, is also a long time castlevania fan) and this is like. seeing a forest go up in flames and deciding to walk in anyway.

my expectations were low but it seems i'll have to set them even lower. what have they done to my favorite belmont

My netflixvania posting is but a crumb compared to all the shit I got stored in my brain but if I started rambling it would never end (except I am gonna ramble a lil bit now) spoilers (?) incoming.

Let me just say that the first 2 seasons of netflixvania were actually pretty good, I loved the final fight in season 2. It was FINE, it ended on a decent note, opened the door for the other Belmonts to step in etc etc........and that's not what they did at all. They just HAD to make 2 more fucking seasons and those had MAJOR issues between the severe mischaracterization of Hector and Alucard (I COULD GO ON AND ON ABOUT HECTOR ALONE) and disgusting unnecessary SA scenes...it was fucking abysmal. And you know what? It hurt to watch like genuinely. Everything that could have gone wrong in a show did go wrong. I liked Isaac's story, Sypha and Trevor were fine. But the horrible writing could not hold the show together at all. I was RELIEVED when it ended but OOPS SORRY!!!! AT THE VERY END THEY LET DRACULA PASS ON WITH HIS WIFE!!!!!!!! HEEHEE!!!!! HOOOHOO!!! Let me ask you a question. Walk with me here, friend. What is the story of castlevania? Who are they fighting? If you answered Dracula, then you're correct.

I'm not saying you have to keep resurrecting the same villain over and over again, HOWEVER. Dracula is a ginormous part of Richter's story. THAT'S THE WHOLE THING!!! BELMONTS VS DRACULA!!!! AND THEN ALUCARD WAKES THE FUCK UP AND IS LIKE AW SHIT THE CASTLE IS BACK!!!! They literally locked themselves out of TWO storylines!!!!! There will be no rondo, no symphony. They are using the characters in name ONLY. and it fucking BLOWS. I was actually somewhat excited to see the new series, I wanted to see Richter really bad he's my GUY....and then the reality set in and I'm wait a minute....NO...NOOO NOOOOOO!!!!!! bc I knew in my heart they were gonna fumble and fuck up severely. And they ARE! I am THREE episodes in and I have felt NOTHING, the show just isn't doing it for me. The pacing is fucking weird, dialogue feels unnatural sometimes, and the overall story is just.. meh. Especially with Richter. If Annette was the only main character, I wouldn't be so disappointed bc her part is really the only one that matters, it's clear she has more of a focus put on her instead and THATS OKAY! but for us Richter fans it feels so empty, he as a character in this show feels like fucking wet cardboard. They're giving him NOTHIN. That's not him at all. It feels off everything feels wrong. The first episode was the worst so far. There was no set up, no slow pacing, just them going from plot point to plot point like they were checking off a list. It all plays out, in my opinion, like if someone was fucking around in AI dungeon and trying to make their own castlevania. That's how unnatural things feel at times. As I'm writing this I'm like losing train of thought like what am I even saying I HAVE NO IDEA. At the end of the day, it's just a huge let down. My expectations were low and initially watching it isn't THAT bad, but when I sit down and let my mind simmer on it...I just get kinda sad. Why do they keep letting ppl who clearly don't know anything about castlevania in general write these shows. I don't feel passion from it. It shows horribly. I don't wanna see another one after this but no they've already confirmed season 2 and Alucard is gonna roll up and they're gonna do whatever the fuck idk. I'm gonna go play curse of darkness and symphony of the night and make out with my wife Hector or somethin

#ty anon for unlocking me from my cage and letting me run around in circles #long post #netflixvania tw #castevania

[belschine]

Well if nothing else at least they let him have a downturned nose

#he wouldnt have a beard like that though i agree with everyone saying it. #netflixvania tw #<- still not watching it i'm being subject to it by the internet alongside the rest of you </3

[wygolvillage]

i was like ok maybe the new nfcv is gonna be bad in a less outwardly offensive way but no, there's an official netflix article about the show that talks about how richter is going to fight "an evil cabal of vampire elites" and theyre making their only black characters slaves, again (and we saw how they handled that last time)... great

#netflixvania tw #antisemitism tw #racism tw #theres some bullshit 'vampires are the ones who caused slavery' stuff in there too #so thats fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[petrigrofcannibalism]

holy shit ok this may be the bitchiest thing I post but . @ the person who said they were hoping netflix would "keep pushing the bisexual vampire agenda".. are you talking about how Alucard was said to be bisexual after he was raped? like we're talking about the same """"representation""", right? like do you understand how fucked that sounds? literally listen to yourself talk for five fucking seconds good fucking god a character being sexually assaulted is not fucking representation you dumb fuck

#ask to tag #netflixvania tw #castlevania #rape //

[viovio]

also the vampire messiahs plan to control princes & government leaders that whole everything that's just antisemitism. that's just fucking antisemitism.

#we're not making it out of here #speak iza #netflixvania tw #antisemitism #does anyone else hear how much i dont like the dialogue in midturne #someone join me so i can put in better words how dirty they did maria

[danzainosolitude]

At this point I would’ve preferred them keeping the damsel in distress plot point for Annette. Because. Wdym she was a slave and is now a metalbender. Who the hell are you talking about.

#yeah Maria and richter get to be mostly game accurate but Annette gets replaced by a random character that shares the same name as her #besides the whole ‘don’t call this shit a rondo of blood adaptations if you’re just going to change everything’ where the fuck is Dracula?? #yknow the guy they’re supposed to be fighting against. the set up for symphony of the night. that guy. #only slightly relevant to this post but black women never get to be the ones getting saved #oh boy I wonder why that happens (racism) #the other race changes were strange as well #me watching these two fine ass dark skin vampire serve that fuck ass bitch erzebeth 😐 #never played bloodlines but I’m sorry Elizabeth but they made you ugly☹️ #the fact the made Annette really aggressive too… read the wiki and what the fuck do you mean she makes fun of richter for running away for #*from* THE VAMPIRE THAT KILLED HIS MOM IN FRONT OF HIM #castlevania #castlevania anime #netflixvania tw #tired of things having to be time period accurate… couldn’t we just had a cute nice romance between a black woman and her himbo boyfriend #and Maria is there too I guess #although it’s always been her role in the story to just. be there

[ariaofsorrows]

i hope this isn’t Grand Cross because this shit is so ugly 😭😭

#netflixvania tw

[curseofdarkness]

Rewatched the small scene where the Netflix guys found the hold entrance and that whole bit and just like goddamn. Talked about it with a friend and man.

Why is Alucard so much of an asshole here. Like idk making a joke to a guy about a magic door of death, where the guy's family was killed over witchcraft charges? He's so. After Trevor just said he'd lost his family on those charges and couldn't remember how old he was?

#netflixvania #netflixvania tw #alucard #trevor belmont #this is likely because im looking at it from an outside perspective #but still like #bro? #agency.txt