#not bad given i made this blog in like august
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I posted 3,949 times in 2022
That's 3,949 more posts than 2021!
174 posts created (4%)
3,775 posts reblogged (96%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@woundthatswallows
@smokedsugar
@polkadotmotmot
@lionfloss
@wizardyke
I tagged 463 of my posts in 2022
#talks - 163 posts
#primate tag - 85 posts
#fav - 25 posts
#my face - 19 posts
#ask - 15 posts
#library tag - 15 posts
#ok to rb - 9 posts
#drag - 7 posts
#drag queen - 5 posts
#film - 4 posts
Longest Tag: 137 characters
#having another episode……… my psychiatrist is overseas until the 25th so i can’t even get any drugs off her guess i’m going full alcoholic
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
i want to talk about cannibal transgender banana slugs and YOU 🫵 will listen…
ok so first: carnivorous gastropod sex lasts around six seconds and herbivorous gastropod sex lasts ~6 hours. the reason carnivorous gastropods r so quick is because they’re scared the other snail/slug will eat them (valid). so the quicker it’s done the less likely the slug is to get chomped. ok let’s talk about banana slugs specifically
ok so banana slugs are hermaphroditic, but take on “male”/“female” roles during sex, they become so entwined and twisted up that when they try to unravel often the female slug will bite off the males dick in the process. (which is corkscrew shaped, and roughly 6-8 inches (15.24-20.32cm) (roughly the same size of the slug) if u need that mental image)
[image id: penis biting in slugs. after a double penetration mating, two banana slugs ariolimax dolichophallus are taking turns gnawing off the one stuck penis]
and after this usual the lady slug will slurp up and eat the severed penis and this is such a common thing in carnivorous gastropods that it has its own name its known as apophallation
this is usually how the sex ends, and rest assured, the slug dick does not grow back. these slugs simply live as females and even go on to fulfil the female sexual role of a banana slug for the rest of their lives
thank u for coming to my ted talk on transgender cannibal slugs
sources x x
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#4
drago’s lucky apartment
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#3
hey for no reason at all here’s a full copy of the blood never dried by john newsinger
apparently the top link doesn’t work for some ppl so please click this one, and press the blue “download pdf” button on the bottom left! this is a very safe site for downloading pdfs of books and I advocate for it as a library technician
https://b-ok.global/book/17254402/a4cef4
1,745 notes - Posted September 9, 2022
#2
do ppl on this site know that the “poor little meow meow” phrase comes from a rant where someone was threatening to poor bleach down the throats of ppl who were saying that it was weird how a nearing-middle-aged kpop idol sampled an extremely obscure and hard to find speech of mass murderer and cult leader jim jones because said grown man kpop idol was just so sweet and could have no idea who jim jones was or was i the only one who got to participate in the mass ratioing of this person
4,151 notes - Posted July 1, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the trollsteineggje mountain in norway
72,929 notes - Posted July 21, 2022
Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →
#talks#alcoholism /#not bad given i made this blog in like august#tumblr2022#year in review#my 2022 tumblr year in review#your tumblr year in review
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from the website owner who bans you if you link to his blog
"We have a contractual obligation to try to make Live as successful as possible through the end of the year"???!!!!???!? (emphasis mine)
contractual with who???!!!?!?!
#explains why they were pushing it so hard but geez#that fucking glowing live button is what made me ditch the app#i haven't looked at a tumblr ad (ie given them ad views and money) since august#what kind of contract makes you try to hype up a feature everyone hates#who made this for them#what the fuck tumblr#since nobody else was talking about holding photomatt accountable i went to check his blog myself and sure enough it's all kissass#''thank you for making tumblr the best it's ever been'' LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF#and ''ooooo ai will fix everything! ai will make tumblr better! ai will let you migrate your blog to wordpress! i suck openAI sloppy!''#and ''boo hoo people told me i run the site like shit that makes me feel bad''#sorry asshole i have no patience for people who ban users for saying ''here give the website owner ur honest feedback on his website''#'and ''boo hoo nobody is paying us for ad free and blaze and checkmarks and crabs''#and all the while hiding posts about sfw transgender topics and empty reblogs and photos of a fish in an mri machine for 'tos violations'#yeah gee i wonder why nobody wants to fucking give you their money#just about the only reassuring thing he mentioned was beefing up the trust & safety team but again#if they keep banning posts about being trans etc. then this is not very reassuring after all#rip tumblr
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Finished project: Rosemary
I was scrolling through my own blog today (as one does) and realized I never did a proper round-up post for Rosemary. So this is a bit of a retrospective I suppose! Click through for my notes on the project if you're interested - otherwise, I hope you like the pictures!
This is certainly one of my favorite pieces that I've done. I think it really turned out beautifully! But, it also stands out in my mind for having a foul, foul, truly foul number of broken threads that had to be replaced in the middle of the work. I think at least 6? The ideal number of course being zero. At the time, this sucked. I had no idea what I was doing - you can see in one of the pictures that I was referencing three different books at one point trying to figure out how the heck to fix the dang things. But in hindsight, it was valuable experience! I got a lot of practice splicing in new threads, and I also stopped being so afraid of it happening. (Though of course one still likes to avoid it...)
I am not sure why so many threads decided to part company with their fellows, but I have some theories. I'm fairly sure it's not because of putting too much tension on the thread, because it didn't snap under pressure so much as just kinda fray and drift apart. My prime suspect is the bobbins - something about this style of bobbin makes it really hard (for me, at least) to prevent them rolling wildly all over the pillow during the work, which runs the risk of untwisting the thread. This is very sad for me because I love these bobbins. But I haven't given up hope that I can still make them work. They seem to roll less on my box pillow, so maybe they can just be reserved for that pillow. Also, I'm on that "it was a bad batch of thread" copium 😅
This was also the first time I tried mounting the finished lace onto fabric, which I was very worried about screwing up but it wound up not being so bad! Sewing is definitely not my strong suit, but I got through it and am pleased with the result.
Technical Notes
Pattern: "Rosemary" from A Visual Introduction to Bucks Point Lace by Geraldine Stott
Thread: Egyptian cotton 80/2 in bright white
Gimps: 8 ply of the base thread
Pins: .5 mm pins for the picots and motifs; .8mm pins for the ground and footside
Picots: 5 twists
Started: September 14, 2020
Completed: August 11, 2021
(If you've made it this far and you somehow haven't heard enough about this project, you can check out the "rosemary" tag on my blog to see my other posts about it.)
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HAPPY 1-YEAR OF DRAWING ANNIVERSARY TO ME!
(Warning: slightly longer post incoming cause sometimes I gotta be a sentimental bitch ok? So let's go on a little trip down memory lane.)
This day, a year ago, I made my very first fanart. It was dnf (if that surprises you, then welcome to being on my blog for the very first time). I drew a little frog face too so I could use it as a watermark (fun fact: I still use that very same first one).
I immediately put my drawing up on twt because I told myself that I wasn't gonna be afraid of having people see that I was at the very beginning of this journey and had no clue what I was doing. That instead of being bad at art, I was gonna be awesome at being a beginner who doesn't know shit.
I started with little doodles and silly comics and then I laughed way too long when the first drawing of mine that gained some attention was a dnf butt joke. At the time I was trying to balance shipping and non-shipping art so I didn't even draw dnf that much but in hindsight it's probably the only possible way this could have gone.
At the very end of August I woke up to @honelle56 caps-locking at me in my messages - I was very confused and tired (I am no morning person and I will never be, fuck off with your mornings) because Dranart liked my drawing of singing Dream. Dranart was my 17th follower on twt which is a useless yet extremely funny fact about my time on that hellsite.
I also drew human!patches because a) patches was and will always be my favorite dteam member and b) it was a really cute trend and while I do love drawing dream, george and sapnap, I was also quite happy to try drawing anything but a white man for once. And I really liked how the drawing turned out.
Much, much later, I tried to draw my first slightly more realistic looking drawing. I was extremely confused on how to draw anything like this. Especially their hair gave me tons of trouble but given my experience, I think it's not a bad attempt.
When hijacked smp started I obviously wanted to participate, and I drew c!blu who doesn't associate with any side in particular but instead serves soup to everyone who visits her tavern 'The Soup House'. She also wants to be paid in stories from all around the map.
One of the events I was most excited about was dnf week. I even collaborated with two talented writers and I drew the corresponding art for two fics.
(Fun or not so fun fact: when twt had like three hundred collaborative aneurysms about the situation at that moment, that was when I created this tumblr account. I didn't use it super actively (I guess I needed another situation to fully make the switch) but I at least started the account that now developed quite a bit since then.)
I didn't really draw at all through January and February and I actually kinda thought I would move on from that hobby and fandom (not because of negative feelings, just because I didn't really have the urge to create anything within this fandom) and then situations happened and now I am here; and for some reason that is beyond any logic and my understanding I am now even more insane about dteam.
Wild to me but we are rolling with it now, I guess.
Since I got here, I drew more than ever (I actually think I might have made more drawings in the month since I got here than I made the whole rest of the year). There's just such an active and funny community here that cares about fan works for the sake of creating and not just because a CC might see it.
Unfortunately, Tumblr won't let me add more than 10 images in one post (maybe fortunately for everyone who has this monstrosity of a post on their dash). So if you want to see all the progress I made since I got here, you can look at everything in my art tag. For now, I will close this post with one of the art works from the past month that I like the most:
Can't wait to see what the next year might bring :)
Love, blu
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Let's Talk Whump
Welcome to Let’s Talk Whump, a series of interviews that spotlight the amazing people in our whump community. I’m Malice and I’ll be your host.
Joining us today is the fabulous @ashintheairlikesnow!
It’s great to have you here, Ash! Let’s kick this interview off with a fact or two about yourself!
Hi! I go by Ash, I am an ageless elder crone, and my life is built around the whims of an old dog and a very young cat. My primary hobby is reading, and I especially get lost in books on cults and new religious movements, World War I, and vampires.
What does whump mean to you?
To me, whump is physical, mental, and emotional suffering. What causes that suffering can be any one of a number of things, and any of them might be what fascinates about the story.
But it's whump when someone hurts.
And how did you find the whump community? What made you want to join?
I had gone through a tumultuous few months in 2019, including being laid off. I was reading and writing in-between frantically applying and interviewing for new jobs, and somewhere in there I stumbled back onto Tumblr after a long… long… hiatus.
In August of 2019 I did a fanfiction writing challenge and the prompt for day 11 was 'whump'. A friend of mine had to explain to me what the word even meant, which is when I realized there was a whole subgenre dedicated to my favorite thing to write! After that, I started following some blogs with whump in their name and shortly after, took a chance on posting some writing, too.
2019 you say, and yet I would affectionately swear you’ve been around the whump community forever! Do you think your view on whump changed since you joined?
Definitely! I was more timid when it came to what I would or wouldn't write out in detail early on. Eventually I gained confidence and started including things that delved into full horror, where before I wasn't sure how it would be received.
I think I have come to appreciate a ton of tropes that didn't really speak to me or that I struggled with at first! Finding certain writers that really did a great job with them helped me get over that.
ANd now for the best bit; Let’s talk whump tropes! Do you have a few particular faves?
Noncon and recovery from it - one of my favorite things about whump isn't even the harm but the way a character recovers from it, and noncon can be a violation of physical self, identity, everything. So I enjoy the noncon but also watching someone rebuild themself afterward.
Trauma recovery - on a related note. Most of my stories really focus heavily not on the worst of times, but in what comes after. How do you find yourself again when everything about you was erased? Or beaten, or broken? Resilience is essential in my work.
BBU - I started writing at the beginning of the BBU taking off in early 2020 - I think my first Kauri piece was written in January 2020 actually. I love world building and dystopian fiction, so I never stop finding new awful details about the BBU to bring to the light.
Creepy/intimate whumpers - Whumpers that get under your skin without necessarily treading into noncon territory. Think like @comfy-whumpee's Alistair, a master of overwhelming, awful affection and the power of control. Or @for-the-love-of-angst's Zever, a father-figure to OC Taron turned captor.
Shades of gray - whumpees who weren't the good guys, but who have been forced to struggle and suffer. I like writing, and reading, imperfect people who are trying to make themselves better than they've been, or bad people who have their reasons who run into someone they can't get away from.
Hype time! Do you have a few pieces of your favourite work that you’d like to share?
This is so hard! Oh my gosh. I need to think about this.
Haunted - a Kauri piece. The way this one delves into the emptiness of Kauri from someone else's perspective… there are some metaphors in here I am really proud of.
Blood, Freely Given - a vampire walks into a hospital. God, I love when I get the chance to work in a more horror-centered space. This one is lyrical and I love it.
I’m Here - a boy remembers everything he was made to forget. This was maybe the most intense thing I've written. It is disjointed and chaotic and I adore it.
Oh my god! I am obsessed with Blood, Given Freely’s vibes! Creepy but somehow tugging at my emotions- damn! Do you have a particular writing routine?
My best writing happens in a coffeeshop with a pastry and a latte on hand! I almost always sit down and put on a playlist based on whichever story, then write out a whole piece on two or three hours. Then I spend a day or two editing and cleaning up, then post.
I used to try to write once or twice a week. Lately that's fallen off to every other week or even less. Life gets busy! But I still write when the mood strikes me.
And do you find somethings are easier for you to write than others?
I am so so so bad at writing fight scenes or action. It's like pulling teeth! On the other hand, I am pretty good at dialogue, I think. The different voices of different characters come to me fairly easily.
Can we get a peek behind the curtains and see what your currently working on?
I am half-heartedly trying to get started on a novel that I keep going back and forth on, involving a man looking for a vampire in 1926 upstate New York. But not for the reasons you think.
Actually, maybe exactly for those reasons.
I am definitely enjoying writing horror more often. My OC Finn Schneider's story is pure nightmare fuel, and I find myself thinking about him a lot.
Do you have a joke or pun you would like to share to spread some smiles today?
When I was in high school, I decided to start telling bad jokes on purpose, as my "thing". To my credit, I kept it up for years. I had jokes I would tell at every party. They were all terrible.
I was surprised that people kept asking me to tell more.
Now I can't remember any of them.
I mostly run screaming from puns. They are the real monsters here.
Haha, puns seem to be very popular in the whump community, particularly in our urls! Would you care to share some writing advice with our readers?
My best advice has always been and will always be just to write often. Like any muscle, it gets stronger with exercise, like any skill you get better primarily through practice. Even if you doubt yourself, keep writing. You will look back and be shocked at how you improved even without realizing it over time.
Try to set aside time to write. It doesn't have to be anything in particular, any one story. Write anything at all.
Shout-out time for some of the wonderful people on here!
Oooooh it would be such a wildly long list. I will try! Okay, here are just a few:
@albino-whumpee who we recently lost created some incredible whump art from a very personal place. I miss them.
@wildfaewhump @comfy-whumpee @whump-tr0pes @hackles-up @card-games-and-pain @whumpiary @sableflynn @redwingedwhump @whump-it @for-the-love-of-angst @boxboysandotherwhump @whumptywhumpdump @winedark-whump @justplainwhump @just-horrible-things … gosh there are so many!
Finally, is there anything you'd like to add?
The whump community has been an incredible place to make my writing "home". I've met some pretty amazing people on this hellsite! May we all continue to enjoy the suffering of our silly little guys here together!
Thank you for joining us, Ash. It was an absolute pleasure to have you on the show!
And to all you fabulous folk at home, have a whump-derful day!
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I posted 3,516 times in 2022
That's 2,397 more posts than 2021!
944 posts created (27%)
2,572 posts reblogged (73%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@thewaywardgryffindor
@acti-veg
@intothelookingglass-darklover
@vegance
@nihilisticcondensedmilk
I tagged 3,403 of my posts in 2022
Only 3% of my posts had no tags
#memes - 1,253 posts
#thai bl - 1,137 posts
#thai drama - 1,130 posts
#not me the series - 1,036 posts
#kinnporsche the series - 962 posts
#asianlgbtqdramas - 779 posts
#vegaspete - 674 posts
#not me black - 530 posts
#toddblack - 298 posts
#seanwhite - 279 posts
Longest Tag: 137 characters
#no ‘what does this mean’ or ‘oh no a romantic epiphany’ bc he has so little self-awareness it doesn’t even click for him what’s happening
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
I don't know who made this video, but I would like to kiss them on the mouth veerryyyy respectfully 😂😂
1,061 notes - Posted July 31, 2022
#4
Pete: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Vegas: Mine just says "Vegas no."
Pete: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
1,154 notes - Posted May 28, 2022
#3
For those of you not watching KinnPorsche, I just have to say.. do it for him.
Vegas Theerapanyakul everyone. A wholesome man!
He's the purest sunshine boy in the whole show. Among all those bad guys, he's the one who gives me hope for humanity. Believes in justice and doing the right thing.
See the full post
1,167 notes - Posted June 14, 2022
#2
Tankhun: Welcome to the "fuck Vegas" support group, where we gather to say a collective 'fuck you' to that bastard.
Tankhun: But first, a word from our newest member.
Pete, sweating: So I may have misunderstood-
1,328 notes - Posted June 8, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
AO3 is the fucking reason so many of us are where we are today in life. It has opened our eyes to new views, new voices, new experiences, through every new story.
And now they want to start censoring these experiences. They want to interfere with these stories that have given people a place to discover themselves. Both writers and readers.
Don't. Leave us alone. Leave our stories alone. Leave the archive alone. Just.. take your censorship and fuck right off because we know how it goes from here.
If they censor 1 thing, sooner or later thay will come for them ALL in the name of "public safety" or some shit. No. Nope. Hell no. Go away. Shoo
1,560 notes - Posted August 15, 2022
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I posted 1,194 times in 2022
12 posts created (1%)
1,182 posts reblogged (99%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@carryingthebanner
@mysandwichranaway
@cold-butter-warm-toast
@hotcocoandmarshmallows
@shippingcannons
I tagged 554 of my posts in 2022
#newsies - 144 posts
#jack kelly - 52 posts
#newsies shitpost - 38 posts
#davey jacobs - 34 posts
#percy jackson - 26 posts
#lord of the rings - 22 posts
#important - 22 posts
#newsies fanart - 21 posts
#fansies - 21 posts
#tumblr culture - 19 posts
Longest Tag: 138 characters
#i’m currently in a room with 11 other people who are presumably asleep and will be for another hour and a half so i can’t listen to it now
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
This is a tumblr hug, or a tumblr high five, or a tumblr sitting in the same room together, pass it on to your ten favorite followers or mutuals <3
AYYYYYY THANK YOU BESTIE! Right back at you! I saw your other ask too, you're so sweet <3
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#4
crash
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#3
Ok now I'm curious to see which newsie you associate ME with
Okay so I went to look through your blog and the very first thing I saw screaming lady and cat meme and so my brain instantly said Race but then then the very first couple posts were about how nice it is when someone's open about how much they care about you and giving someone the bigger or better part of something you're sharing because you love them and so I'm gonna say you're Jojo.
I've always seen him as a bit of a jokester and always trying to make people laugh, but he's also the sweetest guy ever and one of the first people to know if someone is having a bad day. Basically, I think you're really cool!
2 notes - Posted February 22, 2022
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for the newsies association, either kath or finch!
Ooooo interesting! I am very honored that I remind you of our queen, her majesty Katherine Pulitzer Plumber! And Finch is cool too, I never would have thought about that! We stan our bird man
2 notes - Posted February 21, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Sprace Royal Wedding AU (Let me know if anyone has an idea for a good title!)
@gendistic42 Here is your fic for @newsiesgiftexchange! I absolutely LOVED your prompt! This was my first time writing an au, so I hope you like it. It's also important to note that this fic isn't finished yet because it is going to become my first ever series! Updates will probably be sporadic, but shall be made with love so hopefully that counts lol I'm so glad I got to be a part of this! Without further ado, here is the first part of *Inset Title Here That I Will Come Up With Later!* I hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it!
Spot was pissed. He'd always known that one day he was going to have to marry someone who was chosen for him, someone that he wouldn't have much time to get to know, and given his track record, likely someone he wouldn't even like. All the same, to find out that Denton had chosen someone without even talking to him first made him angry.
Denton had been his father's advisor before he died. He'd practically raised Spot and while it was safe to say he was one of the only people Spot actually loved, they two didn't always get along very well. Denton wanted to make sure that Spot would be ready to rule when the time came. Seeing as how his father had died years ago, he would be crowned king as soon as he turned 18, leaving him with far less time to prepare than most had. Spot had watched Denton rule as the Lord Protector, learning all he could from him, until he effectively took over at 16. It was a hard life and while Spot often wished it had been passed to someone else, he wanted the best for his people and wasn't willing to risk turning over his kingdom to someone who didn't care about it as much as he did.
Spot's inevitable marriage was one of the most common debates between the him and Denton. It always started the same way. Denton would ask if Spot had thought any more about one suitor or another, Spot would get defensive over all the other things he had been working on lately till Denton pointed out that Spot was using that as an excuse to avoid thinking about it. Spot would get angry, Denton would yell back and they'd fight till Spot inevitably stormed from the room to lock himself away in his office for hours on end. They always made up quickly, they couldn't afford not to, and they both understood the other's position. The last argument had ended with Spot telling Denton to just find someone for him so that he didn't have to think about it anymore.
Sitting in his office, Spot now regretted telling Denton to decide without him. Spot realized that while he trusted Denton to try not to doom him to a miserable life, he had given up what little choice he'd had in finding someone to marry. Knowing Denton, it was likely someone serious, stoic, and far to boring for Spot's taste. Someone who could help him run his kingdom well, but probably not someone he would want to spend his life with.
Most of the reason why Spot loathed the idea of an arranged or political marriage, though he would never be caught dead admitting it, was that he wanted to have a chance to actually fall in love with someone. He wanted the chance to admire them from across the hall, for his friend's to tease him whenever his crush walked in the room. He wanted to ask them on a date and go to the movies or watch the stars together talking about everything and nothing. He wanted to hold their hand and watch their face light up when they talked about their passions. He wanted to make pancakes on a Sunday morning while his partner cooed over their kid in the living room. He wanted so many things that he'd never get the chance for.
Spot jumped as his phone vibrated next to him. Looking down he saw the name lighting up the screen. Of course Davey would be calling him. Spot had known Davey Jacobs for as long as he could remember. The Jacobs family had always been granted nobility back when Spot's grandmother had been queen for their ongoing efforts to align the monarchy with the needs and feelings of the people. Ever since the family had been both politicly active and well loved by most of the nation. Because of their close relations with the royal family, Davey, Sarah, and Spot had practically grown up with each other. Spot wasn't always sure if Les knew that he was technically his future king, but Spot didn't care for Les to ever see him as anything other than his older brother's stressed out friend.
He huffed and ran a hand down his face before declining the call and going back to the document he had been trying to distract himself with earlier. Not five seconds later his phone lit up again. Groaning he declined the call again, unlocking his phone and typing out a text before the young politician could call him another time. Just as he was about to send it, that damned picture of a smiling, gap toothed 8 year old Davey took over his screen again.
"Davey what the fuck do you want?"
"Wow, Denton said it was bad but I didn't expect that," Davey's languid and amused voice gave away that Spot's reaction was exactly what he had expected.
Spot gritted his teeth a took a deep breath before he responded.
"Jacobs, I swear, you'd better have something real important to say."
"Dude you just got engaged and you don't even know who it is. You literally told your dad to choose someone for you."
Only a handful of people knew that Spot would often refer to Denton as his dad. Given that his actually father had been the king and was now dead, it would have been considered disrespectful of him to refer to anyone else as his father, even though the former king had never had much of a hand in raising Spot in the first place.
"Yes, which is why you had better say something interesting in the next five seconds or I'm hanging up, I've got work I was doing before you called!"
"Uh huh, because you were definitely focused on that and not on your future husband," Spot could hear Davey rolling his eyes through the phone.
After a moment of silence, Davey huffed slightly before speaking again.
"Look Spot, how about I come over tonight. I don't want you stewing around your office and don't say you're working, we both know you aren't gonna get anything done like this. Let's just watch a movie, maybe sleep out on the balcony and talk. You need some time to process this."
Spot sighed before answering. "Ya know what Dave, you pick out the movie and I'll cover snacks."
"I'll be there in 20 minutes."
Spot laughed, "You'd better, Jacobs."
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#tumblr2022#year in review#my 2022 tumblr year in review#your tumblr year in review#I love how I hardly posted anything at all whoops#Okay but I’ve been thinking about the sprace royal wedding au thing lately how are we feeling about that one boys? Should I revisit it?#Also the bestie being my top reblogged#Celeste my beloved
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I posted 11,329 times in 2022
121 posts created (1%)
11,208 posts reblogged (99%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@chemicalleak
@kariachi
@expired-blueberries
@floralflowerpower
@lesbo-saster
I tagged 10,241 of my posts in 2022
Only 10% of my posts had no tags
#not my work - 5,338 posts
#pokemon - 2,468 posts
#submas - 1,400 posts
#ingo - 1,242 posts
#emmet - 1,057 posts
#humor - 959 posts
#rottmnt - 826 posts
#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles - 791 posts
#video - 697 posts
#the owl house - 667 posts
Longest Tag: 136 characters
#between how patiently he’s batting away at the cloud to how he’s not taking alma’s s*** but not focusing on it either in favor of trying
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
I didn’t realize Antfee had a canonical Ninja look.
112 notes - Posted March 18, 2022
#4
Nobody talks about the Misfortune Sisters and honestly that’s just kind of tragic because during my play through of the game they, especially Charm, have been my favorite battles/interactions.
I’m sorry but Legends Arceus gave us the Misfortune Sisters and everyone sleeps on them.
You have Coin (likely ancestor of Team Galactic’s Saturn)-who is implied to have some sort of dispute that soured her disposition with her clan, causing her to leave and take up work with the Galaxy Team. Something soured her attitude towards people, where before she had “always been willing to help others, if begrudgingly” (Irida’s words). The incident also seemed to have left some doubts in her abilities as a trainer, her remarks when she loses a battle are rather self deprecating.
The there’s Clover, impatient, clever, and frankly kind of feral. She just up and left the Diamond Clan one day to join the Security Corps, only to quit that job to become a thief. Nobody in the Diamond Clan knew where she went and were still actively looking for her by the time Adaman bumped into them with Akari.
Charm is probably my favorite antagonist I’ve seen in a while. She is one of the two people in the game that is IMMEDIATELY sympathetic to Akari’s case instead of suspicious. This is a child being sent to the work most adults are to afraid too, without any training of her own. She see’s Akari’s kindness, and tell’s her off the bat that she should be careful. “Not everyone can afford that luxury.” She’s one of the original Galaxy Team members from Kanto and she went “f*** it, I’m done.”
I WISH PLA got a little more development time so that we could have seen a proper throw down between her and Kamado, as well as Coin and Clover with their former clan leaders.
I want to know so bad what made them leave their homes for a thief’s lifestyle. You can sort of piece together Coin’s situation, and how it possibly involves the warden of another poison-fighting type, but as for the others were left kind of clueless.
117 notes - Posted August 29, 2022
#3
They Probably Think Ingo’s Dead
TLDR:
Why is everyone assuming the people in the present thinks Ingo is missing?
The most likely scenario (to me anyways) is that they think a tunnel collapsed on him, given the line of his work and how violent the time rifts seem to be.
-//-
The Subway Bosses are investigating the strange readings from ATO’s navigational system that’s messing with the trains.
They reach the most concentrated region- an older but still sturdy and usable part of the tracks- and start searching for the source.
Their in the middle of investigating the tracks, walking opposite directions when the time rift hits, causing extreme structural damage.
Chaos erupts as the Subway Bosses try to keep the tunnel from collapsing around them, pokemon bursting from their pokeballs to help. Concretes and asphalts falling around them and they simply don’t have the maneuverability to dodge.
Each is trying to reach the other- to grab him and get the hell out of there hopefully but both end up getting nailed in the skull with a particularly large piece of ceiling, knocking them out.
Their pokemon are too focused on trying to keep them from getting crushed to really do much when the time rift until it opens proper. Ingo and a good portion of the tunnel is taken and the rift closes just as quickly.
Chandelure’s scream could be heard through out Nimbasa City.
The rest of the Subway workers- having been on the move as soon as the alarms went off, eventually find a badly injured Emmet and the two’s pokemon (a small legion of incredibly powerful, incredibly freaked out pokemon) trying to get him to wake up.
There’s no trace of his brother- despite weeks of digging and searching later.
Subway Boss Ingo is just, gone.
128 notes - Posted April 8, 2022
#2
Alright why aren’t there any Ben 10 Danny Phantom crossovers where Skulker and Khyber meet up and end up trying to determine who REALLY is the greatest hunter.
And not in a “I hate you and I’m so much better at hunting than you” sense. More like “Oh I finally met someone who appreciates my craft as much as I do and is the closest person to my level of skill that I’ve met. Let’s make this fun” sort of sense.
147 notes - Posted January 13, 2022
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#the umbrella academy - 763 posts
#personal - 443 posts
#klaus hargreeves - 374 posts
#not my art - 267 posts
#not fandom - 262 posts
#save for a rainy day - 225 posts
#misfits - 192 posts
#robert sheehan - 185 posts
#doctor who - 175 posts
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#☝️☝️☝️ end point? enjoy what you like and don't rag on people for things they like—esp. if that ragging leads to demanding personal info
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
I love that the Sonic movies are just big old found family stories. It gives me such happy butterflies seeing it grow, and Sonic getting to be a hero and yet not having to totally sacrifice being a kid. They've given us such a soft Sonic. A soft Sonic who says I love you, gives hugs, and treats his friends as more than just friends or teammates, he treats them like family.
Sonic has never been cruel, exactly, or even very cold, but these movies have given him a special familial kind of warmth that I think is often neglected in the games. And it's so, so nice to see it.
111 notes - Posted April 9, 2022
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#3
Holy cow, guys. I took a bunch of screenshots with the intention of trying to see what items Sparrow Ben has in his room but instead I think I just accidentally discovered that Klaus and Sparrow Ben have the same room.
So two incredibly clever fans @writing-by-candlelight and @nikkiwriteswords have already done some amazing work trying to figure out the layout of the Umbrella Academy in these two posts [1, 2] respectively.
Thanks to them, we can assume that Klaus’ bedroom was eventually expanded and merged into Viktor’s bedroom as evidenced by Viktor’s brick wall also being present in Klaus’ room:
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144 notes - Posted June 30, 2022
#2
The growing in popularity theory that Allison's actions in S3 are because she rumored herself to be happy just doesn't sit right with me. I loved her anti-hero arc, adored it actually, but that doesn't mean I also don't find those actions abhorrent. She's made horrible decisions as a person, but as a character, she's as fantastic as she is fascinating.
The idea that Allison went off the rails because she rumored herself is an understandable attempt to reconcile with some of the bad things she's done, and I get that. It sucks when characters you love disappoint you and do something shocking and horrible. But it's a solution that's far too simple and does a complete disservice to her character by cancelling all accountability for her actions and ignoring her depth as a damaged, struggling human being.
Allison has always, always been accustomed to using her power for personal gain. It's how she got what she wanted as a child and later as an adult. Besides rumoring Claire which resulted in her losing custody, she rumored her first husband, Patrick, into loving her, which is no different than what she did to Luther, we just don't see it first hand. To say that her behavior in S3 is only in-character through taking away her own agency by rumoring herself is canonically untrue, and flattens her into something boring and perfect which Allison is anything but.
She's compassionate, she's spiteful. She's gentle, she's cruel. She's understanding, she's selfish. She's put-together, she's a trainwreck. She's a great mom friend, she's the worst enemy you could ever have.
Allison Hargreeves isn't all good or all bad, she's both in varying, shifting shades just like all of the other Hargreeves or any well-written character. She's faceted, incredible, and in a lot of pain. And pain isn't always pretty; often times it's ugly, and occasionally it brings out our very worst.
517 notes - Posted August 10, 2022
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If TUA S4 actually does put Five in school to help him “blend in” or whatever, all I beg is that at some point “Teenagers” by MCR plays over a montage of Five really going through it in school and barely containing his homicidal rage while some snotty teen shoves him into a locker.
Finally Five has enough and verbally eviscerates Head Bully until they run, tail-tucked between their legs. Some other kids see and Five accidentally becomes the champion of school losers. All the nerds and outcasts flock to him for protection and absolutely no one gets pushed around on his watch. Oh were you thinking of stealing Jimmy’s lunch money? Too bad, Five Hargreeves is smiling at you from across the cafeteria, which means you have about three seconds to run.
Eventually Five begrudgingly discovers that he’s fond of the awkward gaggle of teens that look up to him. This is the only reason he goes from “I’m almost 60 years old with an IQ of 190, goddammit, I’m not going to school!” to “Yes, I am getting up at 6am to catch the bus; school starts at 8 o’clock sharp and I refuse to be late”. Those idiot kids NEED him, okay, and he won’t disappoint.
1,593 notes - Posted September 28, 2022
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I tagged 342 of my posts in 2022
Only 43% of my posts had no tags
#animorphs - 308 posts
#rachel berenson - 76 posts
#marco - 65 posts
#jake berenson - 62 posts
#ax - 46 posts
#cassie - 46 posts
#tobias fangor - 32 posts
#yeerks - 30 posts
#tom berenson - 26 posts
#asks - 18 posts
Longest Tag: 121 characters
#so i think it’s safe to assume that the pemalites were like ‘yeah they can allow humans to come to harm through inaction’
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Ax: What are you putting on your eyes?
Rachel: Mascara.
Ax: Why?
Rachel: It makes your lashes longer and thicker.
Ax: Why?
Rachel: Long, thick lashes are more desirable.
Ax: Ah, yes. To keep more debris out of your eyes. Very sensible.
Rachel: Sure.
Ax: I require some.
Rachel: You’re right, you’re gonna look so gorgeous.
Ax: And see so well.
366 notes - Posted February 19, 2022
#4
Alright, I know we all think Jake is mediocre at basketball, but honestly, how bad do you have to be to not even get a pity spot on a middle school basketball team? Like, did Jake show up in cleats? Did he bring a badminton racquet? Did he repeatedly hit the coach in the face with the basketball? Tom was the star of the basketball team, Jake would have been given a spot on the team even if he completely flubbed the tryouts, just on the off chance that he was actually good.
I guess what I'm getting at is either Jake was so unbelievably bad at basketball that he burned down the gymnasium, or the Ellimist got involved. Andalite mythological god was like, 'no basketball for you'.
459 notes - Posted April 7, 2022
#3
Here’s the thing about Hork-Bajir: they don’t talk like children, they talk like someone who has just learned English as a second language.
As much as I don’t like the ‘Hork-Bajir are simple-minded so we’re going to treat them like children’ angle, I really don’t like the ‘Hork-Bajir are immigrants so we’re going to treat them like children’ angle.
And I actually don’t think the text supports the theory that Hork-Bajir are dumb. We hear it from the narrators,* but I think that the text shows something different. The reader is shown a free Hork-Bajir colony that is growing, and that has successfully and repeatedly raided Yeerk-controlled spaces to free more of their people. They haven’t been caught. They show compassion for their fellow Hork-Bajir. The reader is shown that they are adapting to life on Earth, and that they recognize that the trees here are different, and that that means they can’t harvest bark at the same rate they would on their home world. They make a plan for sustainable farming. They have a rich oral history. They kept their culture alive while in captivity, and are such excellent story tellers that Tobias felt like he was transported to the Hork-Bajir planet while listening to their history.
The Hork-Bajir are so smart and so resilient, and they deserve so much respect.
I don’t know if I made my point, which is that I love them.
*(Andalites, who think everybody is dumb, and the Animorphs, who until the end of the series spend almost no time with free Hork-Bajir)
643 notes - Posted January 2, 2022
#2
Steal her look!
Just gently touch her hand and acquire her DNA.
708 notes - Posted August 15, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Self care reminder:
Unclench your jaw
Adjust your posture
Eat a healthy snack
Demorph to your natural form before the two-hour time limit
Drink some water
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I tagged 258 of my posts in 2022
#adam driver - 125 posts
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#adamdriver - 77 posts
#my writing - 33 posts
#kylo ren x reader - 31 posts
#ben solo - 29 posts
#modern kylo ren - 27 posts
#kylo ren x female reader - 25 posts
#daddy kylo ren - 15 posts
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#tells you to stay still on the sofa and turns on some of your favorite show
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Bed Bug - Part 2 of 3
slut shaming but also slut praising?
Enjoy Part 1 before reading!
“I can’t believe him, he didn’t even respond to my texts last night! It's so rude of him-typical man baby.”
“Yeah.”
“Like when someone texts you, it’s common courtesy to answer them! Especially if they're upset! It's just childish-really.”
“Uh-huh,” you sighed again, brushing through your hair with your fingers. Over and over again in the mirror, while you stared blankly at your reflection.
Your lips hadn’t felt the same since you’d kissed him, tingled even, you’d already looked up the symptoms for multiple communicable diseases. Since it was apparent he got around, but none of the things you felt were them…
Kylo Ren had kissed you.
And it wasn’t a sweet soft kiss either, it was bone-rattling, disgusting, wet, and sloppy with his full force behind it.
And now, you listened to his ex or whatever she was complaining about him not approaching her at all since you left the frat house. She wasn’t even suspicious of you when you gave her the news that he read the message!
And didn’t blink twice when Kaydel arrived looking disheveled as hell, she had marks on her neck that resembled an animal attack.
You watched her slink through the common rooms with a limp that you could only assume was from blunt force trauma.
Given what he was packing that morning…
You shook your head, no.
He was bad news.
It was a one-time thing-a fluke! He had plenty of other girls to run through and you made a firm choice that you wouldn’t be one of them.
You quickly got dressed for the Sunday meeting of the greek council, everyone in greek life was required to attend if they were in a leadership seat.
And you were, handpicked by the club president to represent your pledge class out of 20 other girls who joined. You were flattered-and it meant you could hang out with the upperclassmen. Connections blooming between generations of bigs and littles, you had to look your best.
You were representing a group of girls who depended on you, even if you didn’t say much at meetings.
You got dressed in your pink and white gingham, house colors, and slipped on your heels. Smearing on some gloss before heading downstairs. You waved goodbye to your friends and stopped at the doorway where Bazine and Kaydel were waiting.
Kaydel looked stressed as all hell, wearing a turtleneck in the fall heat. Bazine in a frilly polka dot mess that made your eyes hurt just looking at it, they looked you over.
“That’s cute,” Kaydel gestured to the dress.
Bazine rolled her eyes, “In a picnic table sort of way… Let’s go, I need to talk to Kylo before we start.”
You gulped, Kylo would be there.
Expecting a… hug.
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“Come on,” Bazine dragged you by the wrist, “I want a seat up front.”
You bobbed and weaved through the multiple groups of sororities and fraternities, grabbing your nametag at the check-in table. Everyone dressed in their Sunday best, you waved a hand over at your friends who pledged with other clubs. Rose with her older sister Paige sitting with Red One, and Phasma with the Imperials, older clubs. You quickly followed Bazine and Kaydel as you found your table.
Draped with signs from your upcoming charity pancake event, with the First Order brothers, and a few refreshments from the school.
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104 notes - Posted August 3, 2022
#4
Could you write a piece on Frat boy Kylo/ Fuck boy Kylo. Like y/n is in a sorority but she’s a quite girl so Kylo see’s here as a conquest. But falls for her
wrote this while listening to this song on repeat, I hope you enjoy it.
also, no taglist because no one interacts anyway!
I made a little sign for it because I felt like it needed some cover art :)
ALSO ALSO, we are sorority girls (sisters) and sororities have paired fraternities (brothers) so the First Order is our brother frat. AND, Xi is pronounced ‘Z’ in the Greek alphabet and is the nickname of our sorority we are in. which is called the Xi Wings (like x-wings but not).
The house is a mess.
Walk through the front door, that's held on by barely three screws and smearing in maybe... eggs? Greeted by a dark brown leather couch that has someone slumped in it, maybe sleeping off a hangover? A blue bucket by their head in case of emergency, god knows you wouldn't use the bathroom here.
Leftover gym equipment is scattered around a faded green pong table, with leftover cups that were filled with beer maybe 12 hours ago. Pong balls litter the floor, crunching under your shoes as you walk on the equally crunchy flooring.
A hallway comes next, narrow and without a light. Was punched out a few weeks ago during a fight that resulted in the faded bulb shattering someone's fist. Fluorescent lights blind your vision while you enter the next rooms, the kitchen, and the back living area. Where someone has dragged the backseat of a minivan’s chairs into the middle of the floor, faded and green with stains and other items that make you want to gag.
The stove is cracked in the front.
The counters are sticky and smell like someone spilled Malibu rum all over the glasses, and a stray glass of orange juice sits precariously by the edge of the sink. And also a jack o’ lantern, that someone took a bite out of?
You huffed a sigh and stepped over the glass on the linoleum before peering over the crowded kitchen island. Spying more bodies scattered on the floor of the back living area. String lights strobing over the darkened windows, covered in the fraternities flags, to keep people from peering in on them, apparently.
One-two-three…
“Hey,” you cleared your throat, holding tight to the strap of your shoulder bag, “Hey, guys?”
A chorus of groans responded to you, along with two of the three lumps moving under blankets or jackets. The beanbag occupant rolled so you could see their face, green eyes. Not who you were looking for.
“What,” a burp, you could smell it from where you stood, “What the fuck, Xi”
You purse your lips, looking around the rest of the kitchen instead of answering. You were just doing your job-checking on the brothers to see if they were breathing… and didn’t do too much damage to the house. It was essential recruitment 101, you were the newest so you had to do the dirty work for monitoring the brother fraternity.
“I-I was just checking on you guys, Bazine t-told me I had to follow up with the president?”
Another groan, green eyes rubbing his face with a suspiciously dirty-looking hand. You stepped back into the crunchy kitchen, “Sorry-I just let myself in…I can come check later?”
“Nah,” he shot off the bean bag, launching his hands to his knees before taking a disgusting-wet breath. Your nose scrunched, preparing to watch this man throw up all over himself… how hard did these guys party last night?
“Sorry,” green eyes stood up, running a hand through his short, curly hair, “I’m not mad, just seems early for one of the checks. Are you new?”
You popped your lips, arms crossed over your chest. Wounded, only a little, maybe, he didn’t recognize you? After rush and pledge week, you’d been around him dozens of times, and introduced yourself to him, albeit that was when he was drunk… You smiled, raising your hand to move on and try and make a better impression, “Yes,” regretting putting your hand out when he took it with his gross one.
“Kuruk,” he pointed to his chest.
You feigned a smile, of course, Kuruk.
“So, you’re looking for our fearless leader?” Kuruk chuckled, stepping past you barefoot on the broken glass. He didn’t even flinch! You spun around and walked around the mess, determined to get this over with and let the president know your message. “He’s probably upstairs in his room, sleeping off a wicked hangover. That guy went too hard,” he laughed again while you followed him throughout the various dirty rooms.
Grabbing items along the way, you cringed as he lit up a glass-blown pipe, smelly weed crumbled in an end. He didn’t hesitate to smoke some right in front of you, thank goodness for him blowing it away from you…
And then walking through it.
You stepped over various obstacles, from a full-grown man to a pile of women’s high heels that must’ve been left here throughout their parties. Softly saying sorry every time your boot hit the edge of someone's shoulders, or squashed that one girl's pinkie…
It felt like you’d been walking forever until you came to the top of the stairs. You were faced with a long hallway littered with trash, and a mirror on the floor for some reason. You followed him right up to the sharpied black front door at the end.
Kuruk turned to you, pausing his raised fist to knock, “Be careful, he has a lizard and it bites.”
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123 notes - Posted July 31, 2022
#3
what goes up must come down - masterlist
Summary: Your phone rang with a photo, grainy and dark. Showing a darkened room with flashing strobe lights and a musty-looking couch, a pair of long legs bent over the edge, black jeans pulled open.
A pair of small hands on top of strong thighs, sucking on the culprit's cock like it held onto all the secrets of the universe...
Too bad it belonged to your boyfriend and future father of your child.
mind the tags: kylo ren x reader, kylo ren x female reader, previous lovers, Slow burn to love, Happily Ever After, Smut, All the Smut, quick smut scenes, kylo is an ass, we are terrible, kylo and reader have a child, child is 6 years old, Nyx Ren original character, Tobacco use, mention of rape, thats why the rape noncon tag is on, but no rape ensues, Getting Back Together, Abandonment, Mention of previous relationships, kylo sleeps with other women, kylo gets a blow job from another woman, but its a flashback, not mentioned in great detail, Kylo is a dad, i love dad kylo ren, hes trying to connect with his child
chapter one
chapter two
chapter three
chapter four
chapter five
chapter six
chapter seven
chapter eight
chapter nine
chapter ten
chapter eleven
chapter twelve
A link to my Mega Masterlist, Kylo Ren Masterlist, and my Random Ren Masterlist for all your stalking needs.
130 notes - Posted March 26, 2022
#2
Will You?
Welcome to the content dump, where I'm clearing out my WIP folder from my YEAR of writing fanfic... so be ready for a bunch of random posts that don't fit together and have no central plot other than me wanting to write a one-shot that was so specific I had to just get it out.
Supreme Leader garbage, order up.
TW/CW: mild NSFW, mention of injury, lite-angst, fluff is there too, this is sappy shit, established relationship, Kylo doesn't enjoy telling people his personal information, female reader insert, swearing.
Here is the Mega Masterlist, the Kylo Ren Masterlist, and the Supreme Leader Masterlist (this is currently my hyperfixation) :)
“Hey…could you come down to the medbay for a little bit? We’re having a situation.”
You sat up in bed, tablet squished between your shoulder and ear. “Yeah what’s going on?”
A sigh, “Look, just come down and I’ll fill you in when you get here.”
Hanging up, you rolled off the bed. Walking to your closet, pushing past all of Kylos robes to find your clothes. You made a mental note to have a droid come down and remove all his stuff. Since you kicked him out yesterday evening, you weren’t expecting him to come back. You threw on some black leggings, boots, and a long-sleeve black shirt. Ruffling your hair so it didn’t look like you had just laid in bed and cried for 14 hours.
When you arrived at the bay everyone was scattered around. Nurses and doctors shuffling patients all over the place. You made it to the front desk, patiently waiting for Kate and Christopher. Your old coworker, and an ex-boyfriend. It had been about 6 months since you ‘resigned’ from working, which was all Kylos doing. He didn’t like you not being available for him 24/7.
Kate turned to you, a thick file in her hands. She looked exhausted, chewing on the inside of her cheek as she looked at you. Chris was no better, glaring at you while he had his arms crossed. Both of them looked very pissed off at you.
“Look,” Kate sighed, rubbing her temples with her free hand, “I’m going to be blunt, and I need you to answer honestly. Are you dating the Supreme Leader?”
Your eyes widened, mouth gaping as you tried to think of a response. Kylo had never called you his girlfriend, he referred to you as his ‘cum bucket’ ‘little girl’ or even the occasional ‘princess’ if he was feeling nice. He definitely didn’t want people knowing he was fucking you daily. Saying that he didn’t want to put you in danger, but he barely gave you affection that wasn’t a ploy to get inside you. You swallowed, crossing your arms defensively, “No. I’m not dating, or have ever dated the Supreme Leader.”
“Okay,” she groaned, “Well I need you to come with us.”
You trailed down the hallway, everyone staring at you as you followed. Mostly faces of pity, and fear, especially the closer you got to the issue. Kate paused in front of the doorway, turning to you again.
“So here’s the issue,” She stared you down, “The Supreme Leader was admitted this morning, after collapsing on the bridge. He was brought in kicking and screaming while bleeding profusely from a wound on his side. He also sustained a significant amount of damage from his fall and a recent combat he returned from yesterday evening.”
You nodded along, waiting to see where you came into this.
Chris cleared his throat, “They also believe he broke his knee, but he won’t let anyone touch him. He’s attacked three medics and keeps ripping out his IV.”
“And,” Kate mumbled, “He also threatened to kill Chris, because ‘he was the reason you dumped him’.”
“When he came in he was begging for someone to go get you, and began to get violent when we told him unless you were his emergency contact we couldn’t involve an ex-medic.”
Suddenly the door slid open, revealing a very angry Kylo Ren. His chest was rising and falling in shallow bursts, face red and sweaty. Blood seeping through his armor, he immediately hissed at the two medics. “If you even so much as touch me I will rip off your limbs one by one-.”
“Kylo Ren!” You shouted, moving around Kate and Chris. Standing directly in front of him, scowling up to his face. “Is that how you fucking talk to people? Hmm?”
His eyes immediately dilated, taking in a short wet breath. Shoulders dropping in defeat, “No.” He wiped his nose, sniffling away small tears that slipped through. “I didn’t think you’d come.”
“Well,” you shrugged, “I didn’t know you were so injured. Now get back in that bed and let them help you.”
Kylos hand reached out, attempting to grab your wrist. But you ripped away from him, walking into the room. Standing directly next to the bed, face neutral as he watched you avoid him.
“Come here,” you growled through your teeth.
He slowly limped over to you, his own face now holding a scowl. Sitting down loudly next to you, his eyes not leaving your face. You looked over at your friends, who were still out in the hallway, “So, we aren’t dating. We never have-.”
Kylo butt in, “Yes we are.”
“No, we aren’t,” you groaned, “You have specifically told me that under no circumstance am I to tell people that we were sleeping together.”
He clicked his tongue, “Well I’m not the one who kicked me out of our shared chambers...”
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144 notes - Posted April 17, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
don’t talk to me i’m thinking about Doctor Ren at a medical conference rn
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#itv endeavour - 258 posts
#fanart - 250 posts
#gifs - 234 posts
#endeavour morse - 221 posts
#art - 152 posts
#dracula - 145 posts
#dracula daily - 143 posts
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#bucky barnes - 130 posts
Longest Tag: 133 characters
#but there are some superb works in all of the fandoms i've read extensively (the witcher mcu/stucky endeavour discworld etc.)
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
How to tell a theatre reviewer doesn't know as much about Shakespeare as they'd like you to think:-
- they say a production of "Richard III" is too funny
- they say a production of "Cymbeline" is too weird
- they say a production of "Coriolanus" is too gay
- they say anything bad ever about Jade Anouka's Shakespearean acting (NB if they do this it also means they are almost certainly a massive bigot)
- they criticise a production of "Macbeth" for being too straightforward and as-written
- they criticise a production of "A Midsummer Night's Dream" for not being straightforward and as-written "enough"
- they criticise any production of any play for having too much: politics, queerness, transness, singing, dancing, sexual innuendo, proto-feminism
- they criticise racially-diverse, disability -inclusive, and gender-flipped casting (this also usually means they're a terrible person)
- they think it's an actively good thing if Rosalind in "As You Like It" is still really feminine when dressed as Ganymede
- they think they're being really cool and subversive by not liking Shakespeare
- they think they're being really awesome and arty by not liking anything being written now
216 notes - Posted August 21, 2022
#4
Happy Hobbit Day!
Today being the birthday of Frodo and Bilbo Baggins (September 22nd, that is).
Here are some suggestions for things to do to celebrate:-
- eat mushrooms
- and/or po-ta-toes
- and/or fisheseseses
- have two breakfasts
- be generally lovely and compassionate, but never in awe of anyone
- drink beer (alcoholic or non-alcoholic as you prefer)
- have fun times with people you love, even when things look rough
- go on a little walk somewhere green that makes you happy
- wear a good weskit (waistcoat)
- go on an adventure, and embrace being considered a bit weird :-D
220 notes - Posted September 22, 2022
#3
For those new Sandman fans who haven’t read the comics: Gault is an original character for the show! Replacing two others who did something similar for very different reasons.
And of all the changes made (not that there are many, tbh!), this is my favourite. I love Gault so so so much I can’t even describe it. She is beautiful and glorious and magnificent and she deserves the world. <3
232 notes - Posted August 8, 2022
#2
SEEING FROM HIS VIOLENT DEMEANOUR THAT HE WAS ENGLISH
[may not stop laughing about this all day]
234 notes - Posted August 12, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
People can be very down here on those who only leave kudos rather than a comment on AO3. And just. I love comments, don’t get me wrong. They fill me with joy!
But getting those emails that something I wrote weeks or months or years ago has got a new kudos or two still absolutely delights me. Please don’t underestimate how wonderful and heartening that is.
Similarly, reblogs here on tumblr are the *best* and are how things get noticed and spread given the way tumblr works, but that doesn’t mean I don’t notice or am not very pleased when some thoughts or a ficlet I wrote here gets a heart too.
I know how much energy it takes sometimes to leave a comment or to reblog something. Far too much, sometimes. Far, far too much. And knowing that my efforts are appreciated even with just a click of a button... still special and good. And sometimes I’m worried that all the “don’t like, reblog!” posts on here discourage people from doing that because they feel like it’s worse to like but not reblog than to not react at all, and... no. No, really no.
To conclude: comments and reblogs are the best. But kudos and likes are still good and encouraging things! If you want to show appreciation for something I’ve written or made? Then a) thank you, how lovely of you! <3, b) please don’t be put off doing it in a way that actually works for you. <3
609 notes - Posted September 21, 2022
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I posted 349 times in 2022
That's 172 more posts than 2021!
165 posts created (47%)
184 posts reblogged (53%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@bad-food-sells-burgers
@oddlyhale
@fndmstrugglecomments
I tagged 256 of my posts in 2022
Only 27% of my posts had no tags
#rwde - 228 posts
#rwby - 56 posts
#ice queendom - 6 posts
#anti-anti-rwde - 4 posts
#fandom logic - 3 posts
#ice queendom spoilers - 3 posts
#hypocrisy in the fandom - 3 posts
#rewrite - 2 posts
#archive of our own - 2 posts
#sexy times with wangxian - 2 posts
Longest Tag: 85 characters
#don't get me started on the problems with overwatch 2 and diablo immortals themselves
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Gotta love the need to make Ironwood and only Ironwood SpaceBattles competent.
If this was Ruby or Yang in this situation, then you’ll just know it’d be post after post of them saying “there was no other way!”
62 notes - Posted May 11, 2022
#4
Hey, you made the rules, not me.
64 notes - Posted October 22, 2022
#3
"Why the hell does Blake's nightmare form resemble her abuser!?"
It's almost like being like the violent man who gives her cause a bad name that she chose to run from and has fears of running into is something she would have as a nightmare and given how the Nightmare Grimm projects your nightmares onto you...
71 notes - Posted August 28, 2022
#2
Daily reminder
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90 notes - Posted October 30, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
How Anime Make Their Final Seasons/Movies
Attack on Titan: LADADADADA DAAAA BURRITOS! DA LA TE TE TE DA! MINI-DAAS DORITOS! DA BLAS DE DE DA! MARGARITAS! DA LA TE TE TE DA! IMA JUSTICE JUSTICE BLAH TE DTE TE DA! RUMBLING! RUMBLING! IT’S COMING!
Sword Art Online: Kirito fucking dies! JK, he’s in a coma and is having literal isekai adventures in an AI farming program. Then he goes comatose within his coma state and everyone finally gets their time to shine.
Familiar of Zero: In lieu of the author dying, we’re going to do our hardest to give this story the closure it deserves!
Neon Genesis Evangelion: TUMBLIN’ DOWN TUMBLIN’ DOWN TUMBLIN’ DOOOOOWWWWWNNNN!
Promised Neverland: FUCK IT! JUST DO EVERY CHAPTER!
Akame ga Kill: But I don’t wanna wait! I want the ending nooooow!
Dragon Ball Kai: Alright, fine. I guess we can do the Buu saga. But we’re not gonna be happy about it.
Yu-Gi-Oh!: For the last fucking time, his name is not Yami! You know what!? Here’s his backstory told via Dungeons and Dragons!
Sailor Moon: Kill every last one of them!
Space Runaway Ideon: Aaaaaw, you’re so cute... Destroy everything, connect everything.
JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Uuuuuhhhh... Stone Ocean isn’t the final season tho.
∀ Gundam: Every single Gundam show returns to me. Don’t ask me how that works.
Fullmetal Alchemist (2003): You like Isekai?
Digimon Adventure: Okay, we fucked up with the Tri movies, so here we go with this final final movie about Digimon Adventure, we swear we’re done milking it dry. {hides plans to do a reboot}
Cyborg 009: How about we start this with our very own creator talking to one of his characters?
95 notes - Posted January 16, 2022
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im gonna do this cause i see it everywhere and never have but idrk if people care so im just gonna do as much as i want all at once for fun
1 sw 172 hw 205 cw 173 lw 140
2 im 5'5 and a half technically and i wish i was just 5'5 or like a little bit shorter i hate being bigger than other people and i feel like its more ""excusable"" if im shorter? i grew up being the tall kid and hated it so i feel a lot better about it now since everyones grown
3 not posting thinsp0 cause i dont wanna get t3rmd or be too triggering
4 my greatest fears about weight loss are dying, getting forced into recovery again or institutionalized and just generally my mom finding out
5 the real reason i wanna lose weight is definitely mostly for other people i got over a lot of insecurity when i recovered but fatphobias a bitch and people treated me sm worse constantly than when i was at my lw
6 i dont binge probably bc most of the time theres not a lot of food in the house and ive just never gotten into the habit of it
7 i dont think my parents know? my mom might but if she does she thinks im just exercising again and doing it healthy style
8 i dont really have a workout routine im still trying to get back into working out but i do go on 20 minute runs like 3ish times a week and ive been doing small pinterest cardio workouts like burpees mountain climbers and other basics
9 people have made comments since 2nd grade lol thats a big part of why im back here
10 the hardest thing ive given up during weight loss was happiness honestly. it sounds cheesy but eds literally take over your brain food was the only thing on my mind and recovering was like euphoria with this giant weight (lol) lifted.
11 @lxllx3d is my fav thinsp blog cause i dress alternative and the owner seems cool and has good opinions
12 too many hard boiled eggs my cholesterols crazy and i have bagels pretty often as my main meal
13 lmao
14 my ugw is 120 and losertown says ill reach it sometime this summer or august
15 im not vegan or vegetarian but im hindu so i dont eat cow and feel bad about pigs being smart so i dont eat pig i try to eat as much chicken as i can cause protein is very important for not dying w a restrictive ed
16 i first decided to lose weight when i was 9 i would do these workout apps with my also fucked up friend. i saw a nutritionist (fuck you lady) when i was 11 and she told me to start counting calories on myfitnesspal (fuck you lady fr never tell a child to do that)
17 im an0rexic
18 sunflower seeds and pie are probably my biggest weaknesses (which is usually fine for sunflower seeds except like sodium)
19 the last time i ate fast food was probably like a month or two ago i had like fries and i live across the street from a fosters freeze (its like a dairy queen)
20 i dont really do diets i just set cal goals based on what i think i need/can handle
21 i wear like a us medium in tops and a large in bottoms depending on the store obvs
22 i already said but my lw was 140 and i gained bc i recovered (like professionally like i had a dr and psychiatrist and nutritionist(she sucked))
23 media probably definitely played a role in me thinking being fat was bad or just being aware of it in general but i think it was mostly subconscious
24 pro ana and pro mia are pretty dumb terms to me bc almost nobodys actually promoting it to other people or thinks its good we just want community i usually just say ana community or mia or ed
25 i have purged i cant remember the first time but i do remember one time i was hanging out with my friends at my house and we had rootbeer floats and i took a shower a purged it when they were in the other room which was super lame
26 im most excited to just feel lighter and have people notice again
27 idk how i deal with being around food sometimes i eat it sometimes i dont sometimes i give it to other people
28 a thigh gap would be nice bc chafing in the summer hurts so bad but i dont think its realistic for my body type and cause i still wanna be relatively curvy i def want more of a gap then now though
29 i think my definition of beauty is pretty abstract i find most things beautiful and a lot of it for people depends on actions and personality and little things they do i think beauty is ever evolving and cant really be defined
30 10 facts about me!! im an artist(bunch of different things but a lot of portrait paintings), im a smoker (both), im an ambivert but i act like an extrovert, i like kids, im german and have a really cool last name, im passionate about politics and social justice, im really passionate about the environment (i represent my school in this district wide youth environment thing and im taking ap environmental science), im very bisexual, i love riot grrrl music and subculture stuff, im a theater kid :|
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I’m going to be talking about stupid shit that might potentially bother some people but I’m not tagging it so keep that in mind before you choose to go past the break. Ultimately no purpose in this, just brain dumping since I’ve got no other place to do it.
I think I might as well start treating Tumblr as my primary social media again, cleaning my blog a little and changing my theme when I have the time because I doubt they want me using this one. I’ve only got 70 followers and I’m sure a lot are inactive or don’t just sit on here for 12 hours a day, so I’m not expecting tons of engagement or asks.
I got the chance to visit with my boyfriend and have to repeat a 16 hour drive (9 hours both ways) later today but my emotions are so fucked right now. I’m thankful he’s willing to be patient with me, part of me wants to backpedal but that’s not how we make progress. His family is much too nice and he’s tried to pay for my gas etc in the time we’ve been around each other but I really don’t feel like I deserve that kindness and I don’t want to feel like a leech. That second drive might end up being the day after, since his family is so insistent on me not exhausting myself. That house is too big for my comfort. Hopefully I get used to it if I visit again before the end of August. His family wants me to move, and offered to find us an apartment. I gave them a firm no. I do not want to move. Not now, or in a month, or in a year, or in five years. Truthfully, I don’t even want him to live with me. I appreciate my independence and have just been getting used to my solitude.
I thrifted some shirts recently, not really paying close attention to size and it’s really made me aware of how much weight I truly need to lose and how serious I need to start taking things if I want to even dream of coming close to my goals. I’m aware of how much money I am truly capable of saving now, and could probably easily get myself a treadmill for downstairs since walking outside isn’t always an option with the weather being as uncertain as it is. I bought a jacket and my boyfriend bought me a different one as well when we went to the mall a few days ago. They’re both sized to 1X, which is fine because I like baggy clothes. But if I’m not careful those will just… be the size that I wear. I don’t want that. The reason the shirts I got don’t fit isn’t something I’m upset about, one is a youth large and the other is a woman’s small. I know I’m out of that range currently, but I’ve worn smalls back when I was 160 and I was fine with the way they fit me. I know the youth large would fit if I lost even just 20 lbs and worked on my core.
I’m not interested in extreme fasting or anything like that. People with EDs concern me greatly when it comes to things like that because it’s so harmful to your health and I’m already bad off enough. It would be nice to drop weight in a very short time period given the time and effort was dedicated, but I would hate to worry someone.
I need to quit worrying so much about people who aren’t in my life anymore, as well. It’s not going to help me. Again. That’s not how we make progress. But I do hope those people are well.
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Stacey Creely: High Heeling Her Way Through the 40s of Life
It was finally all quiet on the 57-acre campus along Knox Lane after commencement sent 85 young women and men last Sunday to whatever their next step may be and Linsly's leaders hung up their formal graduation robes for another academic year.
But then?
Yup, that’s her. Yes, the pretty one with the big smile. Yes, her – the lady with the flowing dark hair and the really high heels.
And that’s right, she is the writer of that blog, too. Ya know, the one that delves into those topics that men pretend to ignore but never really can. That, ladies and gentlemen, is Stacey Creely, who in fact, seldom holds back when it comes to what she knows something about. Like Linsly, and being an Italian woman, and a mother of a daughter, and a wife of a man who is definitely the Yin to her Yang.
Creely is the director of public relations, the assistant director of admissions, and an educator at The Linsly School, and her professional home along Leatherwood Lane also has become an unpredicted locale for the 1996 graduate of Central Catholic High School and her family. In fact, her daughter, Olivia, will enter her junior year at the college preparatory school come August after earning honors while playing three sports during her second year in high school.
So, unexpectedly, Creely’s life has been a black-and-orange existence as a member of a Wheeling community that’s not understood very well despite its 209 years of history, but when given the chance, she happily offers details so impossible dreams can become inevitable realities.
Stacey and her husband, Eric, have one daughter, Olivia, who will be a junior at Linsly come August.
What did you think of Linsly as a high school student?
When I was in high school, I honestly didn’t think much about Linsly at all until we played them in football because it was a huge city rival, and as we know, one that continues to the present day. I can remember painting my face and going over to the Wheeling Island Stadium with my friends for the big game. My mom went to Wheeling Central when it was St. Joseph’s Academy, my Aunt Doris went to Wheeling Central, and my cousin Kristin was a year ahead of me there, so it was a natural progression for me to attend as well.
I graduated from Central in the class of ‘96, and at that time the rivalry between Central and Linsly got pretty heated - to the point that when I interviewed for my current position at Linsly with then Headmaster Reno DiOrio, he called me out on it. When I was a senior at Central, the night before we played Linsly there was a huge bonfire, and a lot of my friends were going.
It was in October of 1995, and at the time I worked at Oglebay Park on the weekends. I was scheduled to work “Boo at the Zoo��� the night of the bonfire and I remember begging my mom to let me call off work and go. Well, my mama knew best, and she absolutely refused to let me go. So, I went to work.
The next day I remember Mr. Duffy, our Dean of Discipline and my golf coach at Central calling a lot of seniors into his office. You didn’t want to make Mick Duffy angry, I”ll tell you that! Apparently, things got really out of hand and some of the seniors made a bad decision and decided to go to Linsly’s campus and deface the football field and The Aviator statue.
From that point on, Linsly and Central didn’t play each other in football for many years. The day I was interviewed by Mr. Diorio, I was very happy that I didn’t go to that bonfire!
My dad was a steel worker - he worked for Wheeling Pitt at the Yorkville mill for more than 30 years, and I guess Linsly was just never in our consideration set of possibilities. I think so many people think that a Linsly education isn’t accessible, and having worked there now for almost 20 years I can tell you that is simply the furthest thing from the truth.
The Linsly Admissions Office works with families individually to help make a Linsly education possible whether it is through need-based financial aid or our named scholarship program that is endowed by so many generous alumni. I was the first in my family to break the tradition to send my daughter to Linsly and it has been a blessing to be able to give her the gift of a Linsly education. She will be a junior there in the fall, and is absolutely thriving at Linsly, taking advantage of all the opportunities they have to offer.
What are the tallest high heels you have ever worn and did you make it through the night without falling?
Hands down, the tallest high heels I ever wore and didn’t fall down (thank God) was when I was a model for Rock the Runway, a fashion show by Bob Bailey benefiting the YWCA. It was a 70s theme fashion show, and my heels were ridiculously gorgeous Jessica Simpson black sequin platform 6-inch heels.
I was rehabilitating from a knee injury and I was terrified that I would fall flat on my face on the runway! Somehow, I made it down the runway and back without falling! It was a great event for a great cause, and I was really proud to be part of it.
Stacey and Eric have been married for 21 years.
What are the main reasons why you’ve decided to write and publish an online blog?
I’ve wanted to write the blog for a long time. When I was in grade school at Corpus Christi, I was the editor of the 8th grade school newspaper. When I was in college, I worked on The Tower newspaper at Bethany College. Today, at Linsly, I have the opportunity not only to do marketing and communications for the school, but I also am the advisor to the school newspaper, The Linsly Line, and I teach Creative Writing as an elective.
I think writing is just part of who I am. It’s my calling. So I decided to start a blog, findyourselfafter40.com, because I really want to use my passion for writing to create a supportive community of women over 40 and give us an authentic voice. What I have found is that most women my age are so busy taking care of their families, running from athletic fields to dance practices, and rushing off to work, that they have set their own dreams aside.
They aren’t taking care of themselves because they are too exhausted taking care of everyone and everything else. We have some AMAZING women over 40 in our local community and I want to partner with them and tell their stories and also tell mine. I am really focusing my blog posts to focus on topics that are important to women just like me - the busy, working moms who want to know hacks on healthy recipes that they can make quickly or the best beauty finds on a budget. I want to support them and lift them up and give them a voice.
My blog is in its infancy, and I don’t know exactly where it will go, but it’s an adventure and I am excited to find out!
As an Italian Mother, what lessons are most important for you to teach your daughter?
SO MANY THINGS.
As an Italian mother, the most important lesson that I can teach my daughter is that family is first. Period. My family is very small, but we are extremely close - almost too close at times! I grew up with my cousins who are like my sisters and now they take care of Liv as if she is their own daughter, and that is such a blessing.
Loyalty is such an important character trait to me and I’ve taught her that as well. I also want to teach her to be independent and strong. I think too many parents fall into the trap of teaching our daughters to be “good girls.” I don’t want Olivia to be a good girl.
I want Olivia to be an independent girl. I want to teach her to be strong, to have values and standards and self-confidence and most importantly, to truly know her own worth. I want to teach her that life is tough, but that she is tougher. I also want to teach her that life is short - that she needs to follow her own arrow and make her own path to do what makes her happy.
I also want to teach her to never leave the house without making her bed and putting on lipstick and earrings.
And meatballs. I want to teach her how to make homemade meatballs. That’s what my Italian mama taught me, and I hope I can instill those lessons in my daughter as well.
Creely loves to cook all of the recipes her mother taught her as a child, and now she's teaching her daughter, Olivia.
If you are asked to prepare the one meal you make best, what meal would it be?
This one is tough! I think if you would ask my family, they would say my chicken parmesan or my homemade Italian wedding soup. But my signature dish is my stromboli!
We have a tradition every Christmas to make homemade meatballs and strombolis with my mom and Liv. It started with my nana, and we honor her memory every holiday season by making meatballs and baking stromboli. Olivia has really taken over the stromboli making, though, so I’m super proud of that.
My house smells like heaven, and my mom and Olivia and I work all day cooking and laughing and listening to Frank Sinatra holiday music. And, of course, there’s a little bit of wine.
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