#nvm it's tiny i'll just throw it across the room if it lands on me

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

Magnus: You know how you hate seeing spiders but it's even worse when you suddenly can't see them anymore?

Alec: Yeah?

Magnus: Well, I just had a talk with Jace and now I'm experiencing those feelings

Alec: Do I need to track him down?

Magnus: Almost certainly

#this is vague jace is compared to a spider it's time to track and that's my summary y'all #shadowhunters #malec #magnus bane #alec lightwood #sh #alexander lightwood #sh crack #shadowhunters crack #malec crack #imagine if i seriously wrote summaries for these lmao #oof yeah i saw a big spider in the hallway tonight it was traumatic #there is a bug in my room time to do an investigate #nvm it's tiny i'll just throw it across the room if it lands on me #that's my go to method for dealing with bugs now #it's surprisingly effective #after the second throw they stop showing up