#obd penguin x reader

[riddle-me-ri]

I've just found your blog and read just about every penguin x reader I could find man! I gotta ask for more (I'm so sorry if your askbox is closed or anything again so sorry ignore this if it is) how do you think they'd handle a chubby short reader feeling insecure? Since I know you did one for reader comforting the colony on their insecurities

Either way have a good day/night/whenever you read this, take care of yourself, and get hit with the self care and seld love beam or so HELP ME :D

a/n: awww this is so sweet, nothing like reciprocated love and support, cause if there’s any rogue that understands these insecurities it’s definitely a handful of the pengys. I hope you enjoy!

Content Warning: none

The Penguins Comforting Reader's Insecurities

Arkhamverse Penguin:

- Oswald understands all too well how you feel…

- He wishes he can just get rid of those thoughts for you.

- Oz mostly uses actions rather than words to try and reassure you.

- He will spoil you with clothes that he knows will compliment your body.

- Oz will wrap his arms around you or squeeze you.

- He will solidify his actions with words if he can tell you’re still not convinced.

Reevesverse/Farrell Penguin:

- Needless to say, this Oswald compliments you…basically daily.

- He does everything he can to put your insecurities at bay.

- Oz will fill your ears with sweet honeyed words about how much he loves to touch and hold your plump skin.

- He will tell you how your chest is his favorite pillow to nestle into.

- As his words get sweeter, his grip around you gets tighter and he pulls himself closer to you to kiss you.

- Just the warmth and sincerity in his voice may just be enough to make you convinced.

Gotham Penguin:

- Oswald hears you out, and it hurts him to hear how you feel about yourself.

- He instantly wants to know if there’s anyone in particular that said something rude or judgemental to you.

- However, even Oswald himself doesn’t know how to take care of an enemy when it’s their own person.

- Oz will want your full attention when he tells you that he wouldn’t change a thing about you.

- A king always knows what he wants, and he only ever wants the best.

BTAS Penguin:

- Oswald wishes he could find the words that could cease your insecurities for good.

- The way he compliments you is like something straight out of a poetry book or romance novel.

- He holds your hands and squeezes them reassuringly before kissing them, just adoring you the only way he knows how.

- He will spend the whole day with you, never letting you out of his sight.

- Oswald assures you that you're just the perfect beautiful dove and that you two were always meant for each other, no matter what others say or feel.

- Pretty soon, your feelings will slowly be replaced with love and contentment.

Telltale Penguin:

- Ozzie's first instinct is to go fists to cuffs with whoever said anything to you or made you feel that way.

- However, when he realizes it's just your mind…he can't help but understand somewhat.

- He knows what it's like when your mind goes out of it's way to make you feel like shit.

- Oz isn't always the most physical when it comes to affection, but in these circumstances, he pulls out all the stops.

- He rests and nestles his head on your thighs or chests, where else would he rest his weary head if you weren't generously chubby there.

- You shouldn't have to worry about your height, he's got all the height you'll ever need.

- And you'll always be the only person he will ever need.

One Bad Day Penguin:

- Oswald can tell you’re feeling insecure by just how hesitant you become.

- You don’t want to go out sporting a new dress, you don’t want to embarrass Oz, or see people judging you.

- Ozzie racks his brain trying to find a way to make you see what he sees.

- He begins flirting with you, teasingly so, not too far off from how he actually first approached you when you first met.

- You can't ignore the butterflies in your stomach or the soft smile stretching across your lips.

- Out of all the beautiful people that were in and out of the Iceberg Lounge…he only had eyes for you.

The Batman (2004) Penguin:

- Ozzie's first remedy for your insecurities is to make you laugh.

- He’ll make fun of conventionally attractive people and/or skinny people (totally not also because he has a grudge against them)

- They aren't as fun as you are, they aren't as amazingly beautiful inside and out as you…

- Before either of you realize it, he somehow goes from joking to sincere-

- He just wanted to see you smile and happy again, but he means everything he says.

- Ozzie wishes he can more, but he always hopes that his words are enough (they are)

Batman Unlimited Penguin:

- Oswald is hesitant and unsure what to do despite desperately wanting to help…

- How does he reassure someone of something he often struggles with that's only left him bitter and resentful.

- It breaks his heart to hear how you dislike your physique.

- He tries to deter them with his own words, how lucky he feels to have you…(especially…given his own appearance and age…)

- Not to make it about him but as a means to let you know he can understand and relate…

- But he has been able to be more secure in himself because someone as beautiful as you loves him for who he is and what he looks like inside and out.

- And he hopes to return the sentiment tenfold with his words and undying devotion to you.

#ri writes #the penguin x reader #oswald cobblepot x reader #arkhamverse penguin x reader #farrell penguin x reader #reevesverse penguin x reader #gotham penguin x reader #btas penguin x reader #telltale penguin x reader #one bad day penguin x reader #obd penguin x reader #the batman 2004 penguin x reader #batman unlimited penguin x reader

[finniestoncrane]

First of all: congratulations on the 500 followers! You deserve each and every one of them. I love your works, specially the ones featuring Ozzie <3

Okay, so, onto the request...

Today I feel extra touch starved, so would you be so kind as to write a One Bad Day Penguin x female reader with the following?

🤝 holding hands

🔴 i would never hurt you, you know that, right?

I'm sorry if this is not how the prompts work. Feel free to ignore if I misinterpreted them and of course, no pressure whatsoever! Thank you in advance if you feel comfortable writing my request 🥰

Shouting

one bad day!penguin x female!reader/holding hands thank you anon you are so sweet and so needlessly polite omg ily ;-; also his hands in OBD send me over the edge so well done i am drooling 💜 minors DNI!! 🔞 500 words, cw: fluff, big bad ozzy is very soft really, kissing requests are closed • kofi link • minors DNI • tag: finnie500

Since Oswald had regained control of his club, and the majority of Gotham’s underworld, you had both adjusted to the change well. He still felt like the same Oswald Cobblepot you had met months ago, seemed like the same determined, ambitious, sweet and thoughtful man you had fallen for, dead set on helping him achieve, or re-achieve, his goals.

Somewhat naively, you hadn’t really considered what it might be like being with him as ‘The Penguin’. Risky, difficult, but you felt safe, protected by him. But part of you was still afraid of something you couldn’t quite put your finger on until it was right there in front of you, reaming in your face.

Or rather, screaming down the phone when you entered the room, leaving you standing there, unsure if you would ever be able to convince your legs to move again. Tension palpable, at least to you.

Sat at his desk, his entire body seemed to change, his voice deeper and more serious, growling almost at whatever poor soul was on the receiving end of his tirade. Threats, quickly and easily falling off his tongue like second nature, the violent imagery conjured perfectly in your mind to the point where you worried that you might not be able to stop picturing it when you closed your eyes. As you swallowed the building saliva, suppressing the nerves building up in your throat like bile, you made a choked, whining noise, and Oswald looked up.

When he noticed you, finally, he raised one finger, offering you a ‘one-moment’ and then a quick motion to lure you over to him. You followed, because you were obedient? Trusting still? Afraid? Desperate to be near him? There was an influx of emotions that all clambered together to get to the forefront.

As you approached him, slowly, unsure, he finished up the call, slamming the phone down into the receiver. You jumped lightly, and he was quick to put an arm around your hip.

“Hey, sweetheart! You ok?”

His voice was light again, soft and gentle, the Oswald you knew and loved. But you still couldn’t shake the nerves.

“Hey…kid?”

You hadn’t said anything yet, and all you could offer was a weak smile, your hand on his shoulder, thumb rubbing into it in a gesture of care. He could sense there was something wrong, and his brows tensed, furrowed, frowning at your unwillingness to share. But he pieced it together, pulling you in closer with his arm around you, shifting you onto his leg, one hand supporting your back, the other placed around your knee, fingers pressed into it in a firm grip.

“I would never hurt you.”

At your lack of response, avoiding his gaze, he lifted his hand from your knee to your chin, holding the front with his thumb, resting it on his palm, as he turned you to look at him.

“You know that, right?”

The sincerity in his eyes was all you needed. He was the same Oswald he always had been, it just might take a bit of getting used to.

#finnie500 #finnie writes #oswald cobblepot #the penguin #penguin #farrell!penguin #penguin x reader

[riddle-me-ri]

So we’ve already got daddy!Oz…how do you think the other Penguins would feel about their S/O wanting to call them daddy (or something similar) in bed?

a/n:  Whelp, looks like it’s time for the pengys to get the daddy treatment lol. This took way longer than it should have, my bad rip. Definitely wasn’t surprised when I got asked for this more than once lmao, some would be into it and some would definitely be confused by it lol. Sorry if some of these are repetitive that’s always likely with these headcanons rip

Content Warning: mildly suggestive dialogue and scenarios related to daddy kinks

The Penguins with a S/O That Has a Daddy Kink

Arkhamverse Penguin:

Oh, Oswald loves it. 

It's another means to show how powerful he is…in a more intimate way. 

He loves having his baby (boy/girl) perched up on his lap where you belong. 

Whenever you call out to him, he swells up with pride. 

He enjoys messing with you by correcting you. 

"Uh uh uh, now what do we say?" 

He acts annoyed but he loves it when you deliberately disobey…

Oswald enjoys punishing you just as much as spoiling you. 

Reevesverse/Farrell Penguin:

I mean…does he need an explanation?

The fandom has already blessed him with this title

As we should because asdfghh Oz is littered with daddy material

So he obviously, really, really enjoys it. 

A proud grin grows on his face every time you call him daddy.

He enjoys spoiling you, especially once he takes over.

You get a power high from being his partner

And he gets one from being your daddy.

Gotham Penguin: 

It takes him by surprise at first. 

Where-where the hell did that come from?

Oswald is genuinely unsure how to make of it. 

He’s all for power dynamics within your relationship…

He isn’t opposed to names like king, master, sir, you know?

It will take some getting used too for sure

The idea slowly grows on Oswald

Will most likely only have you call him that in private though

BTAS Penguin: 

Asdfghjj oswald.exe has stopped working. 

His face is as red as a tomato, stuttering over his extensive vocabulary. 

Oswald isn’t sure what to make of this more…provocative side of you.

He’s not entirely unsure of the concept, it just never occurred to him that he could take part in it. 

He is intrigued however, Oz is always looking for ways to please you. 

Ozzie enjoys spoiling you and praising you.

It takes time but he definitely gets into it.

Especially when it comes to correcting or chastising you for your naughty behavior. 

TNBA Penguin: 

He’s all for it. 

Oswald beams with pride every time. 

He takes to it much quicker than his BTAS counterpart. 

Doesn’t mind if you tease him by calling him daddy in public.

After all he teases you back relentlessly, daring you to retaliate. 

Oz enjoys it when you act mischievous around him and his colleagues…

Much like his BTAS counterpart he does enjoy the private sessions between you two.

Oswald relishes punishing you almost than he does spoiling you.

Telltale Penguin: 

Oh damn right, he’s your daddy.

Oz absolutely eats it up. 

He craves any attention and means to make him feel bigger and dominant (especially after you know…losing everything)

When you first refer to him as daddy, it’s almost impossible to wipe the smug grin off his face. 

I can definitely see him teasing you about it.

Even reminding you of what you call him when you two are in private when in public.

Don’t be afraid to tease back at him though.

Give him something to make him want to prove why he’s daddy in the first place.

One Bad Day Penguin: 

Honestly the best daddy, second to Farrell Penguin.

He adores the attention.

Ozzie likes having you around his finger. 

Oz enjoys praising you and showing you off with your arm linked around his. 

He loves giving you countless gifts; outfits, accessories, etc. and watching you wear them. 

He has no problem letting people know that you’re his baby boy/girl/ or just baby.

Ozzie has no qualms about the dynamic in the bedroom either, it definitely gets him going most nights. 

He’s always ready to tend to you and take care of you again like before. 

The Batman (2004) Penguin: 

Ohhh ohhh boy.

Also one of the pengys that are definitely into it.

He’s definitely aware of the term, but never once imagined it being applied to him in a relationship.

But he is almost delirously into it.

The first time you called him “daddy” his grin was so wide and it never faltered for a moment.

Like Telltale, he’s looking for anything to prove his superiority (albeit consensually with his partner) after losing his family influence. 

You calling him daddy is just the thing to get him going and to make himself feel bigger. 

Will likely refer to himself to you as daddy in third person in public, so hope you’re comfortable with that.

Batman Unlimited Penguin: 

Oswald.exe has stopped working #2

I feel like while this Oz pretends not to care about his age…

When it comes to your relationship, he’s very self-conscious about it. 

Anything that sort of highlights that fact he’s a little weary of. 

You’ll have to explain more about the dynamic and what you find appealing about it. 

Of course, Oz is game for anything that will make you happy.

It will take him a long time to adjust, his face will never not get flushed when you call him daddy.

Slowly but surely, he does grow to like it…it even makes him feel more confident in himself. 

#ri writes #arkhamverse penguin x reader #reevesverse penguin x reader #farrell penguin x reader #gotham penguin x reader #btas penguin x reader #tnba penguin x reader #telltale penguin x reader #one bad day penguin x reader #obd penguin x reader #the batman (2004) penguin x reader #batman unlimited penguin x reader

[riddle-me-ri]

Ok the jealousy scenarios with the riddler was so good!!!!! Do u think u can do it with the penguins too? 🐧

A/N: sure thing anon! I hope you and the other anon doesn't mind but since these two were strongly jealousy trope based I've decided to combine them. So some pengys will be jealous of a co-worker at the Iceberg! Hope y'all don't mind!

Jealousy Scenarios with the Penguins 

Arkhamverse Penguin: 

- Ozzie was a fairly envious man. No matter how hard he tried to hide… 

- It still came out in violent outbursts or silent seething as he planned someone's swift end. 

- He was especially jealous of someone vying for your attention.

- Right now, he was fuming about a certain two-faced gent, that occasionally visited. 

- The way Dent looked at you, smirked at you, talked to you. Disgusted Oswald.

- Oz abruptly came up behind you, nearly startling you. 

- “Oi, Dent! I asked you ‘ere on business…don’t turn it into your funeral.” 

- Harvey chuckled but nods his head acknowledging the threat. He walks away not without winking at you though. 

- You show a gratuitous amount of gratitude towards Oswald, having finally got rid of him. 

- You likely spend the rest of the evening by his side, kissing his cheek, and praising him. 

- Reassure him he has nothing to worry about. 

Reevesverse/Farrell Penguin: 

- He's too busy climbing to the top. To be the best of the best, he can't stop to compare himself and be jealous of another man's wealth. 

- Not when he's so close to having all that wealth and then some of his own. 

- Yet when it comes to you…that's a different jealousy entirely. 

- Oz is relieved to see you being acclimated to the nightlife and some fellow employees at the Iceberg. 

- However, when you brushed him off with a small peck to the cheek in favor of an employee…

- Whatever assurance he had quickly morphed into apprehension. 

- He quickly grabs you by the waist, forcing you to take a seat next to him. 

- That employee can wait, if they’re truly your friend, they’ll understand.

- Daddy Ozzie needs you more, and you can’t turn him down. 

Gotham Penguin:

- This Oswald, as we've seen…is extremely jealous. 

- God have mercy on whoever Oswald's green little monster of envy sets its eyes on. 

- He isn’t opposed to going to the extremes to soothe his jealousy. 

- Your visits to the Iceberg Lounge were often the highlights of his days. 

- He couldn’t ignore how excited the new bartender got when they saw you. 

- The way their eyes lit up, their smile widened…Oswald wasn’t a fool. 

- He doesn’t mind if you have acquaintances, he has some of his own…but clearly the bartender’s intentions weren’t so innocent. 

- You’re a little disappointed when you see the Iceberg Lounge has a new bartender. 

- Don’t worry though, Oswald is there to comfort you, besides he’s really all you need anyway. 

BTAS Penguin: 

- It’s fair to say once you and Oswald are in a relationship, he will never want to let you go.  

- This means that anyone stepping in with even the slightest romantic or even affectionate intentions is an automatic threat. 

- One that Oswald doesn’t take lightly. 

- Oswald was nervous for you to meet his more…colorful and eccentric colleagues. 

- However, he was more displeased at just how comfortable you got with a few. 

- Nygma, Tetch, Isley, Quinn…

- Everyone just adored you…as they should you are incredible but…but

- You’re HIS. And HIS only!

- Before you know it you’re being rushed out of the meeting hall by Oswald. 

- He makes some lame excuse about not feeling well or how they forgot something imperative at home. 

- You knew he was jealous. 

- More than likely, you spend the rest of the evening reassuring him, that no one compared to him and that you would always choose him. 

TNBA Penguin:

- Oswald tries to hide it. 

- It’s beyond him, no true gentleman should be jealous of anyone…

- Who are you talking to?

- Who are they? He’s never seen them before..

- No matter, they’re nothing special.

- Albeit, he doesn’t like how they’re making you laugh and smile. 

- Surely, you’re just entertaining them…being kind, you were a brilliant host/hostess. 

- You call upon him, wanting to introduce him to this person. 

- Yes, you were just being polite. 

- Begrudgingly, you initiate the introductions, yet when the stranger held out his hand to Oswald. Oz barely shook it back. 

- Afterward, Oz swiftly linked his arm with yours and swept you away from them. 

- You asked what was wrong, what has gotten into him? 

- Oz gives you the silent treatment with little to no actual answers. 

- When you conclude he got jealous, you couldn’t help but kick yourself, because; of course! 

- Be sure to hug and kiss him, and let him know that you know what’s up and he doesn’t have to worry. 

Telltale Penguin: 

- I can see this Oz trying to hide his jealousy too…

- He’s actually the absolute worse at hiding it. 

- Especially if you ever show any attention towards…Bruce, or other wealthier, more upper class men. 

- He knows you’re more than likely just being friendly or polite…

- Oz doesn’t like it though, he can tell these scumbags are just taking advantage of your kindness. 

- You can count on both hands and then some the nights out where he’s wrapped an arm around your shoulders or waist and quite literally pulled you away. 

- Then he tries to make it out like he did you a favor. 

- “No need to thank me love, I can tell you needed saving.”

- “What can I say, not all heroes wear capes.” *insert wink*

- Let him think what he wants, but you recognize the signs fairly well, and you can’t help but find it slightly attractive. 

One Bad Day Penguin: 

- Not entirely sure why, but given what he’s gone through, I can see him being like…the least jealous?

- He definitely does get jealous, but not as quick or to the extent I find as other pengys. 

- One night, Ozzie sees a certain performer getting a little to close to you. 

- Reaching out touching your arm, placing a hand on your shoulder, invading all sense of your personal space. 

- And you’re being too damn nice for them. 

- Although he knew you were just doing it out of respect for him. You didn’t want the club to lose out on a high crowd act…

- However, you should also know Oswald doesn’t give two shits. 

- After a moment or two of absolute seething and waiting for you to say something. 

- Oz will walk up and as you to do him a favor while he talks to the performer. 

- You nod, almost excitedly, and gave a bright farewell smile to the act.

- The next day you notice the itinerary for the evenings performers slightly altered. 

- You joked that he didn’t have to fire the performer, nothing was going to happen.

- Oz shrugged, no amount of revenue is worth the bile of jealousy that was welling up in his throat. 

The Batman (2004) Penguin:

- Somewhat like Telltale Penguin and TNBA Penguin, he tries to hide it. 

- Puffs out his chest, swings his arms back, doing whatever he can to power his bravado. 

- Oz knows better though. 

- The green monster of envy creeps up whenever he sees you enjoying the company of others. 

- Company that…look normal…conventionally more appealing. That are tall in height, have regular teeth, and all five fingers…not a freak like him. 

- If you spend a decent amount with the company, it takes everything in him to not respond impulsively in frustration for you to give him attention.

- He’s likely to try and isolate himself, not wanting to upset you or get in the way. 

- You go looking for him, worried how uncharacteristically quiet he had gotten. 

- When he snaps at you about being distracted or having a better time with your friends than you ever did with him…

- He makes it obvious what’s bothering him, even though he tries to dismiss it. 

- Comfort him, hold him, and let him know you wouldn’t want him any other way. 

Batman Unlimited Penguin: 

- As much as Oswald would like to think he’s gotten too old for jealousy.  

- He was jealous of everyone. 

- Everyone that looked normal. Everyone that received love. Everyone that was seen, respected, and heard. 

- Then, by some miracle he found someone to love him in you. 

- Anything that tries to get in the way of that, is an immediate obstacle that must be taken out. 

- Anyone that dares leer at you, put a hand on you, or speaks to you flirtatiously or even slightly more friendly…

- Oswald is there in a flash. Instantly putting whoever in their place. 

- Making it known you’re his, they could never have you.

- You have told him in private how he doesn’t need to be so envious, you weren’t going anywhere. 

- As the years have gone by, he doesn’t react quite as impulsively, but you’ve recognized when he’s started getting agitated. 

- Whenever you begin seeing him become jealous, you try your best to make your way towards him. 

- You embrace him, kiss him, openly publicly, and that usually does the trick. 

- Another day to wave away the little green monster of envy.

#ri writes #the penguin x reader #oswald cobblepot x reader #arkhamverse penguin x reader #reevesverse penguin x reader #farrell penguin x reader #gotham penguin x reader #btas penguin x reader #tnba penguin x reader #telltale penguin x reader #one bad day penguin x reader #obd penguin x reader #the batman (2004) penguin x reader #batman unlimited x reader

[riddle-me-ri]

FLUFFY PROMPTS MY BELOVED

“aw, sweetheart you know you don’t have to ask…come here.” and “you are the human embodiment of sunshine, you know that?” with One Bad Day Ozzie and female reader, pretty please!

- Timid Anon 🐁

a/n: ugghhh, my wee heart. Those quotes suit this Ozzie perfectly! Thank you for the splendid idea sweet and wonderful timid anon 💜

Content Warning: None just some fluffiness

Word Count: 722

One Bad Day Penguin x F!Reader - Sweet Sunshine

The night was thriving as the late night transitioned into early morning. 

You were so preoccupied tending to the waiters and performers, that you hadn’t seen Oswald all night. 

Although, with a night like tonight, you had no doubt he was in the midst of some lucrative discussions. 

You just wish you had the slightest of inkling of when to intrude to go talk to him. 

Speaking of the devil, you heard his all too familiar hearty laugh on the other side of the large room. 

You couldn’t help but smile at the sound. 

Maybe that was the sign you needed. 

You swung by the bar and grabbed you and Oswald your favorite drinks before making your way over to his table.

Oswald’s face instantly light up as he saw you walking up to the table. 

“Ah, there she is! Light of my life!” Oswald announced, as he lifted his arm to bring the attention towards you. 

“Ozzie…” You rolled your eyes incredulously as you walked up to his side. 

The few men that surround the table offered gentle smiles and nods toward you. 

“Aw, thanks sweetness.” Oz said as you replaced his empty glass with the full one you brought with you. 

“Is it all right if I join you, Oz?” You asked as Oz kissed the back of your hand. 

“Aw, sweetheart you know you don’t have to ask…” Oswald patted the top of his knee. “Come here.”

You giggled nervously as you darted your eyes from Oz to the small company he had around the table. 

Regardless, you couldn’t say no to Oswald no matter how shy you were. You couldn’t lie it was pretty satisfying to be able to do as you pleased because you were Oswald’s partner. 

Especially when word got out about how he got the club back from The Umbrella Man…

Yeah, nobody messed with the Penguin…they sure as hell weren’t going to mess with you. 

Keeping that in mind, you fought through the nerves and made yourself comfortable sitting sideways in Oswald’s lap. 

As if on instinct, Oz’s hand instantly rested on the top of your knees and an arm went around your waist to keep you propped up. 

One of the men stood and the others followed. 

The man who stood up first nodded. “It’s nice to have you back, Oz. Look forward to business as usual.”

Oz nodded. “Glad to be back, I’ll keep in touch.” 

The man nodded and with that the men left, finally leaving the two of you alone at the table. 

"Finally, I got you all to myself." Oz sighed before he nuzzled his head into the space between your neck and shoulder.

You giggled as his warm breath and the top of his nose tickled your sensitive skin, but you didn't dare pull away as one of your arms wrapped around his neck. 

"I can say the same thing. I missed you all night!" You said. 

"I missed you too, sweetness, how is everything going tonight?" 

You beamed proudly. "Fairly smoothly, only had some minor outfit malfunctions and one rowdy customer but all in all not bad." 

Oswald hummed satisfied before leaning in to kiss your cheek. "I couldn't ask for a better second hand." 

He kissed along your temple, cheek, and neck. Your skin flushed a soft pink shade as you giggled some more. "I'm just glad to help, Ozzie." 

"And I appreciate your help, sweetness. All of it." 

You framed your hands around his soft and round face so you could properly look at him. You kissed the tip of his nose sweetly, which caused Oz to chuckle. 

"You're the human embodiment of sunshine, you know that? No matter what kinda day I'm having. You always brighten it with your sweetness."

Your heart swelled, you didn't expect to be godmacked by such a sweet compliment. 

Unsure of how to respond, you opted to act on the rush of emotion and leaned in to kiss him. 

You slowly pulled away, still smiling widely. "You call me sweetness, but that has to be the sweetest thing anyone has ever told me." 

Oswald smiled. "And it's one hundred percent true." 

Oz truly couldn't be happier. 

He has his club back, he's regained old allies he thought he may have lost…

Most importantly he had you. 

His sweet sunshine. 

#ri writes #one bad day penguin x reader #one bad day oswald cobblepot x reader #obd penguin x reader #obd oswald cobblepot x reader

[riddle-me-ri]

Hi! You're like the only page I know that writes One Bad Day Ozzie! So, I have a request!(( I was hoping it could be a smut also 👀)) My prompt is after Oswald takes down the umbrella man, maybe Y/n can help him clean up? Like join him in the staff shower. ((I feel like they have some just incase a drunk throws up on one of the girls ngl))

OH! Also maybe the umbrella man forced Y/N to stay by his side over he over threw Ozzie because he knew it would eat at Oswald. ((Like he threatened Y/n and made out of fear she stayed by umbrella man's side)) But, now that Oswald is back and has control over the lounge again Y/n can how how much she missed and loves him by helping him clean up and relieve some of the tension.

a/n: ahhh okay, okay so actually I’ve been rattling an idea like this in my brain for a minute, especially once I finished reading One Bad Day the first time around, so I’m glad to see someone else on the same wavelength. So…sorry if this got a little longer than you anticipated anon lmao I just wanted to squeeze in some ideas of my own from my intial idea for this concept lmao and also, I usually don’t mind big text, and if it’s a viewing issue for you I completely understand, but if you can, next time please don’t use the biggest text option available, especially if the ask is rather long, it’s just kinda disorienting for me and makes the post longer than it needs to be hehe thanks 💚

Content Warning: explicit sexual content (handjobs/shower sex/piv unprotected sexual intercourse/biting), numerous mentions of blood/gore, subtle hints at physical abuse and attempted sexual assault (by the Umbrella Man)

Word Count: 2.5 k

One Bad Day Penguin x F!Reader - Reunion

Oswald heaved deeply as little droplets of blood dripped from his lips. 

He was still on his knees looming over Umbrella Man's corpse, his throat freshly bit open and blood gushing from the wound. 

Everything was quiet as Oswald regained his bearings.

"O-Ozzie?" 

Until a soft small voice broke him from his violent reverie. 

He looked over his shoulder and saw you standing hesitantly in the doorway of the Champagne Room.

For a moment, he forgot about the dead man on the floor and the combination of his and the deceased man's blood that stained his face and clothes. 

All Oswald saw was you. 

He slowly got up on his feet and smiled at you. 

"Hey, sweetness…" He greeted you with a groan. 

It wasn't until he heard the soft pitter patter of blood fall to the tile floor that he realized what he must look like to you. 

"Ah, shit…h-hang on–" He quickly spun away from your sight and started hastily waddling towards the washroom. 

“Ozzie! I-It’s okay…is-is he?” You walked further into the room and fully took in the scene before you, more importantly the body of the man whose had you in a vice grip for months.

Oswald turned back and saw you staring wearily at the Umbrella Man’s body.

“Yeah…h-he’s dead, sweetheart.”

“So, i-it’s over?” You looked up at him your eyes meeting his icy blue ones. 

He nodded. “It’s over. I’m back.”

As soon as he confirmed that, you took in a shaky breath before falling to your knees. 

A large suffocating weight had just been lifted off your shoulders. The dark looming cloud that hung over you cleared. 

You were exhausted but relieved, you were finally free. 

Oz called out your name in concern before he knelt down beside you. “You all right?” 

Completely ignoring the blood Oswald was coated in, you wrapped your arms around him as you began silently sobbing.

“Y-Yes, I’m all right…more than all right now.” You sniffled into his shoulder. 

Oswald began comfortably rubbing your back. 

He missed this. 

For all the money, notoriety, power, and influence Oswald Cobblepot has obtained, lost, and just got back. 

The Iceberg Lounge, the girls, the drinks, the money…even though it distracted him from his own allies that made it all possible in the first place.

None of it, absolutely none of it held a candle to you. 

The night Umbrella Man beat Oswald nearly to death as he overthrown his empire. To put that much more salt in Oswald’s wounds, when you tried to comfort Oswald, the Umbrella Man grabbed you by your arm and yanked you back to his side. 

He declared you were no longer Oswald’s. You were going to be his from now on…help him run the Iceberg Lounge…or else. 

In present day, Oswald shuddered at the memory, his arms tightening around you, scared if it loosened you would be gone again. 

“I’m so sorry, sweetness…I’m really sorry. You shouldn’t have gone through any of this.” Oz whispsered in your ear. 

You shook your head. “You’re here now, that’s what matters…y-you saved me. You came back.” 

“Of course. It took longer than I’d like, but I was going to come back for you, no matter what.” 

“I knew you would,” you sniffled some more as you reluctantly pulled away to look at him–to make sure he truly was there. 

You gasped softly when you finally took in Oswald’s physical state. 

He was no longer the clean cut crime boss you fell in love with working for him years ago. 

His black hair was greased back. Bandages across his nose, cheek, and chin. Stubble littered all over his chin it’s folds. Then finally the now dried up blood splattered on his face and clothes.

“Oh, Ozzie…” You slowly uncertainly brought your hand up to one of Oswald’s cheeks. 

 He intercepted your hand with his own and squeezed it. 

“Don’t worry, it’s like you said, I’m more than all right now.” He offered you one of his small signature smirks. 

You giggled as you interlaced your fingers with his. 

“Oswald? Oh-” Lili busted open the door to the Champagne Room, frantically scanning the room until she saw you two. 

Her head perked up at the sight of you. “Glad to see you still around.” 

“I’m glad to see you too, Lili.” 

As if on cue, Frieda and the others soon filed in as well. 

“You did it Oswald.” Frieda commented. 

“Not without your help, all of you…thank you. I meant what I said…things will be different.” Oswald stood up, your hand still in his as you also stood up.

Everyone solemnly nodded in agreement. 

You tightened your grip in his hand. “Things will be different, and I’ll hold him to that.” You teased. 

“You better, he’ll listen to you more likely than any of us.” Lili chuckled as she walked over. 

“So what’re we gonna do with who was the Umbrella Man?” She asked gesturing to the corpse. 

“We’ll take care of it.” Frieda said. 

She nodded towards you and Oswald. “You two should get cleaned up…you’re both a mess.”

Sure enough when you looked down you saw some blood had also stained your dress. You couldn’t say you were upset about it. You hated the tight constricting dress that Umbrella Man forced you to wear. 

“Good idea, thank you all, again.” Oswald said before turning towards you. “Lead the way, sweetness…”

~

“When was the last time you had a date with a razor?” You asked teasingly, as you got the water running at a decent temperature. 

There were a few stalls of showers in one of the private floors above the main floors, just a little measure of convenience in case any of the drunken patrons made a mess of any of the girls. 

Lord knows, you’ve had to help a handful of girls switch into a new outfit or help her wash food out of her hair. Thankfully, those clients never returned, but there was always one in every crowd. 

Oz chuckled bemused as he ran his hand through his stubble. “No clue, it was probably when you last shaved me.” 

“Which was…that night…” You answered softly, as you grabbed the hem of your dress and pulled it up over your head.

It had only been months but, every day felt like a month and every week felt like a year. 

Oswald sighed as he dropped the white shirt to the floor.

A part of him just wanted to carry on as if nothing happened, just get cleaned up with you, eat something properly for once, and tomorrow he’d work on gettin everything back to the way it was. Not once looking back on Umbrella Man’s reign.

Deep down though, he knew it wasn’t possible. A large part of him that loves you needed to know what all happened to you…if anything happened. The Umbrella Man’s lack of respect for lives was obvious seeing as how it bled through Gotham’s streets…he didn’t want to dare dream of what Umbrella Man did to you. 

Oswald’s thoughts came to a halt when he saw your bare form. His throat when dry and his heart beat started picking back up again…until he saw the bruises. 

You had bruises all along your arms, thighs, and waist. 

For a brief moment Oswald thought he didn’t let Umbrella Man suffer long enough. 

You could feel Oz staring at the bruises. You sighed as you wrapped your arms around yourself. 

“He was a touchy bastard.” You commented. “Man handled me like a rag doll constantly to wherever he was…”

Oz gulped. “He didn’t-”

“No…not that he didn’t try though, but thankfully something always came up. Some person he was dealing with. Some comotion in the club…something always came up.” 

Oswald couldn’t help but sigh in relief at that. He hated that you got bruised and treated roughly but, he was grateful that was all it was. 

You slid the sliding glass door open with razor in hand. You looked over at Oswald and gestured with your head for him to follow you. 

“As badly as I wanna kiss you right now. I’m not gonna get stabbed by tiny little whiskers.” You joked before making you way under the warm shower stream. 

Oz guffawed, but quickly followed behind. Not only was this stubble starting to irritate him, but he just realized he still hadn’t kiss you yet since returning, and that was a must. 

After rinsing away all the blood from his hands and face, Oz sat along a built in bench that protruded from all three sides of the wall except the wall where the shower head was. 

You immediately got to work slathering his face in shaving cream and then diligently shaving off his stubble.

Oswald would mutter out an occassional question, asking about the Iceberg and how things have been with the performers, waiters, and bartenders. 

On the surface it may seem like he was just trying to catch up to what’s transpired since his absence and where to go from there…to see who all was still around and how much funds was still available. 

When in all actuality, he was distracting himself. Distracting himself not to just go ahead and kiss you despite the last bits of stubble remaining or to keep his eyes from following the multiple trails of water that cascaded down your body from your shoulders down as the spray from the shower hit your back.

What felt like hours for Oswald was only about twenty minutes when you finally pulled the razor back and turned it off with a satisfying smile on your face. 

“Welcome back, Ozzie.”  You said sweetly as you bumped the tip of your nose with his before turning your head slightly and gently pressing your lips to his. 

Oswald’s entire body began heating up hotter than the temperature of the water. He brought his hands up to your face, holding you there, so you wouldn’t disappear again like all those months ago.

You slowly pulled back from his lips, but only for a moment before you brought your lips back to his face. You began kissing his cheek, his jaw, and all along down his neck. 

Your hands gently squeezed his thighs before slowly dragging up to his crotch. 

Oswald’s breathing became labored as he let you do whatever you wanted. He just didn’t want you to stop. 

He chuckled breathlessly, “I take it you missed me?” 

You huffed into the crook of his neck before facing him. One of your hands went up and swiftly grabbed the base of his semi-hard cock. Oswald groaned. 

“I can say the same about you.” You whispered sensually, slowly moving your hand up and down. 

“And I wouldn’t deny it.” He groaned. “I missed you so much, sweetness.”

“I missed you too…” You brought your lips back to his.

You playfully nibbled at his bottom lip before he lowered it a little and granted your tongue entrance. Your grip tightened as your hand sped up, occasionally squeezing the flaring red head of his cock. 

You passionately swirled and sucked on his tongue as your lips stay connected. 

Never minding for a moment that just an hour earlier that same mouth had just ripped open a man’s throat. 

Oswald groaned into your mouth, making your lips vibrate from the sensation. One of his hands slid down to your shoulder and gently pushed you. 

You pulled away from his lips with your eyebrows furrowed at the center. 

Oswald shook his head, denying what you were probably thinking. “I-I need you, sweetheart,” he took a gulp of air. “Please…”

You never stood up faster. 

As you stood up some slick slid down your thighs along with the water that was still running down the top of you both. 

You braced yourself on Oswald’s shoulders as you brought your knees to surround his thighs, straddling him.

Your stomach pressed against his plump one as you positioned his cock directly towards your dripping cunt. 

Oswald grabbed your waist when you began lowering yourself onto him. 

You moaned out his name as he groaned yours when he was fully inside you.

His thick cock stretched you deliciously in the way you craved. 

“S-Shit…” You breathed shakily. 

Oswald could only groan more in agreement as he tried to get used to your walls suffocating his cock. 

He had no idea how he went on for months without you–without this. 

You slowly began riding him, lifting yourself up to where just the tip was still inside before dropping back down. 

Oswald’s thick fingers anchored into the skin of your waist, as you gradually picked up the pace. 

Your arms wrapped around his neck as he leaned forward. At first you thought he was going in for another kiss–

“O-Ozzie…” You moaned softly as he started licking some of the water off your chest. His tongue swirled around one of your nipples before he began sucking it vigorously. 

The sensation caused your head to tilt back, granting him more access to your skin. 

The shower stall was a cacophany of running shower water and the tell-tale sound of skin slapping against skin. Only highlighted by your high-pitched moans and Oswald’s gravelly growls. 

As if to compete with the marks Umbrella Man left, Oswald littered your skin with bite marks. 

Every time he bit into your skin it made you tightened around his dick and bounced faster. 

You began to feel those small tingles along your arms and legs. Your thighs tightened around his lap as your walls clamped around his cock with a vice grip. 

Oswald was panting in your ear, ocassionally growling which made you whimper. 

He brought one of his hands up from around your waist and trailed it down to where the two of you met. 

You gasped. “Oz!” 

Oswald began rubbing small circles around your clit, changing from clockwise and counter-clockwise periodically. 

The pit of your stomach started tightening, every limb in your body started tensed up just waiting to be relieved. 

Just before you finally went over the precipice, Oswald turned his head into the crook of your neck and shoulder. He sweetly kissed the skin there before biting down, slightly harder than the others. 

Like the end of a fuse to a stick of dynamite–your body was instantly lit aflame. 

Strong strings of electricity volted through every nerve of yoru being. Your body shuddered as you came on his cock. 

You moaned into Oswald’s shoulder as you felt him pump his cum into you, concluding his own climax not long after yours. 

The water has since gone cold, which was comforting at first but got chilly soon after the post-orgasmic bliss subsided. 

Oswald still sat on the bench catching his breath as he watched you turn the water off. 

You walked out of the shower and grabbed two towels you set aside and tossed on to Oswald. 

When he stood up to begin drying off, you leaned down and kissed the top of his head. 

“How’s that for a reunion?” You grinned down at him with a wink. 

All Oswald could do was laugh.

#ri writes #one bad day penguin x reader #one bad day oswald cobblepot x reader #obd penguin x reader #obd oswald cobblepot x reader

[riddle-me-ri]

Would you consider writing for different Penguins with a female reader who is of small stature? (Around 5'0ft) I just think it would be cute for them to get a confidence boost because they are finally taller than someone in the slightest or at least not as short in comparison 😭

A/N: anon…not only…not only would I consider it…but I have thought about this constantly. As a wee woman standing only at (5’1)...it has crossed my mind..multiple times lmao. I think a lot about how I stand amongst me colony and other Rogues…and and yeah not very tall at all…if I’m lucky I MAY MAY be taller than Mad Hatter…depending on which universe anyway RIP Also couldn’t really think of drabbles, so they’re gonna be headcanons, hope that’s cool!

Penguins with a Short F!Reader:

Arkhamverse Penguin

- It takes him some getting used to.

- He’s used to everyone being taller than him, whether its henchmen, arm candy, or enemies.

- Having you as his partner, it’s much easier for him to lay his claim.

- To wrap his arms around your whole body.

- Not have to stretch out too far to touch and tease you. 

- Can kiss you with little to no effort on either of your parts. 

Reevesverse/Farrell Penguin

- He loves you regardless of height, you’re very near and dear to him. 

- He does appreciate being able to be eye level with you

- Thinks its cute looking down and seeing you looking up at him. 

- Makes it much easier on him to give you kisses on your head.

- He’s got stools and ladders here and there for your convenience

- He does wish he was strong enough to lift you up instead

Gotham Penguin

- He sees you as his true equal.

- Height doesn’t really matter, truth be told, but it helps when your partner shares the same measurements. 

- He doesn’t strain his neck looking up constantly.

- Neither of you have to strain to kiss the other or go up on tippy toes.

- He has the perfect close up view of your face, so he can see all your smiles he adores so much. 

BTAS Penguin

- To him it's just another sure sign you two were meant to be.

- He loves being able to hold you, and you don't have to contort your body so your head rests on his shoulder.

- Silly as it may seem, he enjoys being able to see eye level with you. Neither of you have to look up or down at each other. 

- It's so much easier to hold your hand, kiss your cheeks, kiss your lips. 

- You two can link your arms with no difficulty.

- He cherishes being able to love you at full capacity without the struggles of height difference.

TNBA Penguin

- Much like BTAS, he appreciates the fact you two can see eye to eye, yes even in a corny literal sense…

- You're level with each other physically as well as all other aspects in your relationship.

- You make him feel taller, regardless. With his chest puffed out and head held high.

- He enjoys being able to dance with you.

- You both look into each other's eyes.

- You're able to lean in and perfectly rest your head on top of his heart.

- Yep, you were definitely his missing piece.

Telltale Penguin

- So this is likely the only pengy surpassing 6'.

- Because of this he'll tease the shit out of you for your height.

- He makes up for it by receiving things from high shelves for you.

- He enjoys being able to quite literally sweep you off your feet when you're least expecting it.

- His tall lanky frame allows him to sneak up and wrap his arms around you in surprise.

- Oz loves you for you, he'll tease you, give you hell, but he wouldn't have you any other way.

One Bad Day Penguin

- First things first; Lili has you, herself, and Oswald part of the Shorties Gang.

- Oswald thinks it makes you all the more adorable to him.

- He enjoys the way you lean into him, like you fit together like puzzle pieces.

- In a world where everyone's trying to be bigger and better than him, you're a solid reminder there are some people just for him.

- He finds it cute whenever you defend someone, he admires that you won't let anything like height keep you from standing your ground.

- Nothing makes Oz more proud than seeing his short queen kick ass and take names like him.

The Batman (2004) Penguin

- So, if we’re sticking to the 5’ mark, you’re still taller than this Oswald.

- Doesn’t mean he won’t appreciate it though.

- He's glad you're closer to his height than most.

- He's still proud he's got a tall s/o.

- That'll assist him and carry him around (even though you're only taller to him, and don't do it in front of Batman)

- He loves you regardless, but expect him to use your superior height to his advantage

Batman Unlimited Penguin:

- He never thought he'd see the day that someone would have him as a partner.

- Let alone be near his height? Just makes you all the more special.

- It definitely feels great, it must've been destiny.

- He's proud of how well you handle your height in stride, and solve whatever obstacles occur due to your height.

- He refuses to let anyone tease you about it.

- If anyone did tease your preciousness and your precious height, he'll make sure they will never be able to again.

#ri writes #the penguin x reader #oswald cobblepot x reader #arkhamverse penguin x reader #reevesverse penguin x reader #farrell penguin x reader #gotham penguin x reader #btas penguin x reader #tnba penguin x reader #telltale penguin x reader #obd penguin x reader #one bad day penguin x reader #the batman 2004 penguin x reader #batman unlimited penguin x reader #the penguin x reader headcanons #oswald cobblepot x reader headcanons

[riddle-me-ri]

The 💜🐧Penguins 💜🐧 Masterlist

a.k.a Ri’s Colony :3

Key: 🔞- means it contains smut and/or other adult themes MINORS DNI

General Penguins

Various Penguins

- Asking the Penguins Out on a Date

- Penguins Reacting to Reader Asking to Hold Their Hand

- Penguins Reacting to Reader Wearing a TikTok Dress

- Penguins Comforting a Sick and Upset Reader

- Penguins Reacting to Reader Falling Asleep on Them

- Penguins Reassure Reader w/ a High-Pitched Voice

- Penguins Reacting to Reader Squishing Their Face Cause Cuteness Aggression

- Penguins React to a Reader w/ An Interest in Paleontology 

- How the Penguins Handle No Nut November

- Kissing the Penguins Under the Mistletoe

- Penguins with a Short!Reader 

- Christmas with the Penguins

- Labeling the Penguins as Dom/Sub/Switch  🔞

- Penguins’ Heights Headcanons

- Jealousy Scenarios w/ The Penguins

- Penguin’s React to Reader Ignoring Their Affections 

- Reader Embarrassing the Penguins 

- Reader Comforting The Penguins’ Insecurities 

- The Penguins Catching Reader Staring At Them

- The Penguins with a Flirty Reader

- The Penguins with a S/O that has a Daddy Kink  🔞

Arkhamverse Penguin

- Arkhamverse Penguin w/ a Timid but Affectionate Reader

- Arkhamverse Penguin First Meeting Timid but Affectionate Reader

- Arkhamverse Penguin Having “Fun Times” w/ Assistant!Reader 🔞

- Arkhamverse Gifts Reader a Stuffed Penguin and Names it Oswald

- Arkhamverse Penguin Breaks Up w/ Reader and Tries to Get Them Back - Come Back to Me

Reevesverse/Farrell Penguin

- Date Night w/ Farrell Penguin Headcanons 

- Celebrating Thanksgiving & Halloween w/ Farrell Penguin 

- Making Farrell Penguin Jealous

- Drunk Night Out w/ Farrell Penguin 

-Asking out Farrell Penguin Out on a Date

- How Flirty!Reader First Met Farrell Oz

- Flirty!Reader Asking to Sit in Farrell Penguin’s Lap

- Farrell Penguin Taking Care of Sick Reader 

- Farrell Penguin Having Office Sex w/ F!Reader  🔞

- NSFW Alphabet w Farrell Penguin   🔞

- Farrell Penguin Falling in Love w/ Reader at First Sight

- Just a Kiss - Farrell!Penguin Dirty Talk Prompt  🔞

Gotham Penguin 

Batman The Animated Series Penguin 

- BTAS Penguin w/ Time-Traveling Descendant Reader (including Riddler)

- BTAS Penguin Cruelly Turning Down Reader’s Advances

- BTAS Penguin Asking for a Second Chance (Pt. 2 of above story)

- BTAS Penguin Walking Up in the Body of Telltale Penguin

- BTAS Penguin Spoiled by Reader After Being Released 

- BTAS Penguin Being Surprised with a Portrait Done by Reader

The New Batman Adventures Penguin

Telltale Penguin

One Bad Day Penguin

- OBD Penguin Praising F!Reader’s Whines  🔞

- OBD Penguin Calling Reader Sunshine

- OBD Penguin x F!Reader - Reunion  🔞

The Batman (2004)

Batman Unlimited

- Romantic Relationship with Batman Unlimited Penguin Headcanons 

#masterlist #ri writes #dc penguin x reader #oswald cobblepot x reader #the penguin x reader #arkhamverse penguin x reader #reevesverse penguin x reader #farrell penguin x reader #gotham penguin x reader #batman the animated series penguin x reader #btas penguin x reader #telltale penguin x reader

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💚 my requests are always open 💜

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requests i accept:

i write mostly for the batman rogues! i will do multiple characters per post for headcanons but only for all general rogues, a specific dork squad (in my do writes!) or all iterations that i write for of a specific character e.g. ✅ can you write first dates with arkham!dork squad? ✅ what would all the riddlers do on a first date? ✅ how would the rogues handle a first date? (if you ask for all iterations of a specific character i'll either write for them all or pick several of them depending on the ask. if you want one specifically to be included just let me know)

characters i write for:

🦇 DC/BATMAN 🦇

for dcu/batman: btaa = batman the audio adventures, obd = one bad day, twojar = the war of jokes and riddles, bu = batman unburied, ss:ktjl = suicide squad: kill the justice league, general = my own generalised version iterations starred and highlighted in yellow are my favourites!!

Riddler (⭐arkham, dano, ⭐zero year, telltale, TWOJAR, gotham, BTAA, young justice, BU, BTAS, general)

Penguin (⭐farrell, BTAA, telltale, OBD, gotham, general)

Scarecrow (⭐arkham, ⭐BTAA, golden age, general)

Two Face (⭐arkham, BTAA, general)

Victor Zsasz (gotham, general)

Mad Hatter (arkham, gotham - NO INCEST, general)

Captain Boomerang (⭐ss:ktjl, general)

Poison Ivy (arkham, general)

Polkadot Man (suicide squad)

Harley Quinn (telltale, arkham, ss:ktjl, ⭐general)

Bane (arkham, telltale, OBD, ⭐general)

Harvester (bu)

Amanda Waller (ss:ktjl)

Mr. Freeze (arkham, gotham, general)

John Doe/Joker (telltale)

Butch Gilzean/Solomon Grundy (gotham)

King Shark (ss:ktjl, general)

Deadshot (ss:ktjl, general)

Killer Croc (arkham!origins, general)

Firefly (arkham, general)

Harvey Bullock (gotham)

Alfred Pennyworth (gotham, general)

Black Mask (arkham, general)

💚 Other Characters 💚

john hancock (fallout 4)

sturges (fallout 4)

edward deegan (fallout 4)

paladin danse (fallout 4)

nick valentine (fallout 4)

cooper howard/the ghoul (fallout tv show)

maximus (fallout tv show)

cecil stedman (invincible)

walter skinner (x-files)

arthur morgan (red dead redemption 2)

egon spengler (ghostbusters)

nick (left 4 dead 2)

i will write:

absolutely yucky disgusting smut of most kinds

most kinks including knife play, blood play, bondage, sub/dom, pain play, mommy/daddy, etc.

darker themes like cnc, dubcon, noncon, somnophilia, hypnotism, manipulation, gaslighting, guilting

angst, fluff, romance, friendships, hurt/comfort

jealousy, yandere, obsessive themes etc.

ships plus ships x reader also!

non-ship pairings of characters in my "will write" criteria

death, gore, extreme violence

blood, cum, spit and some piss

imagines, scenarios, full fics, short fics, headcanons

i won’t write:

underage characters (at all, in any scenario, including platonic)

vomit, shit or breast milk

real people

bestiality

pregnancy/pregnancy sex/having children/step-children

age play (daddy and mommy kink fine, dd/lg not for me!)

incest (even step-relations)

characters x monster/monster!reader (may do in commissions)

OCs or overly detailed reader specifications (may do in commissions)

AUs or crossovers (may do this in commissions)

extreme anal i.e. fisting/enemas/stretching (may do in commissions)

also i am anti-cancel culture! i'm not about to out you/report you/fuck with your privacy if you send me anything that i'm not sure about or uninterested in writing

and finally, no pressure at all but if you want to thank me i would greatly appreciate reblogs, comments, and maybe even a tip

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[finniestoncrane]

ok ok ok for the 500 followers prompt

One Bad Day Penguin (y-you already know it's kind of an issue, just just indulge me if just for today rip) with an afab reader and I was honestly stuck between 2-3 prompts but I trust you and gonna go dealer's choice (✨️). But for the sentences can I have (💜 that's my girl),(💛 beg me for it), and (🟧 make me) cause I'm a brat

Thank you sweetest amazing Finnie!! Congrats on 500! 💚🤗

Beg

obd!penguin x female!reader/sitting in their lap ah ri and ozzie, my beloveds u-u 🐧 minors DNI!! 🔞 500 words, cw: begging requests are closed • kofi link • minors DNI • tag: finnie500

Oswald leaned back from you, sending your mind spiralling and your heart racing. A lump quickly formed in your throat and you could feel your eyes wetting, cheeks reddening with embarrassment.

You had been so certain that this was what the weeks of flirting, definitely mutual, had been leading to. He had you in his newly reclaimed office, clinking his glass against yours, thanking you for your help.

“Couldn’t have done it without you!”

His hand, lingering on your thigh, thick fingers stroking softly against your knee, the way he was looking deeply into your eyes, into your soul. The adrenaline, the romance, the way he licked at his lips, stared at yours in anticipation.

And you had leaned in, foolishly it turned out, since he obviously had no intention of kissing you. He had recoiled, you’d misread the situation. Now you had to scrabble to regain his trust, his friendship.

“Oswald, I am so sorry!”

“Oh no! Don’t be, but you have to understand, I’m a man of means now. I have my club back, I have my status back. I have everything back as I should. But I had to work for it. Just once, I’d like something to work for me.”

You looked at him, mouth slightly open, trying to find the words to express your confusion. He took your hand, chuckling lightly as he spoke.

“Look, I know it might be silly. But…you want to…I mean you were going to kiss me, right?”

You nodded, sheepishly, trying to look away from him but unable to break eye contact.

“Well then…beg me.”

A slight laugh made its way out of your throat.

“Make me kiss you. Convince me.”

Something in the way he spoke the words, the way he looked at you, you could tell he was being completely sincere.

And why shouldn’t he be. To be completely honest, you were more than willing to beg for even the slightest bit of attention from him. Willing to debase yourself even for even the suggestion that he might kiss you. You’d long resigned yourself to the fact that you were pathetically in love with him, and his rise to power, swift and calculated, had only exacerbated your crush.

“Uh…I uh…w-would…”

“Take your time. No rush.”

But there was. Because you’d waited this long to kiss him, and you really couldn’t imagine spending another moment without tasting him, feeling him.

“Please, Oswald. Please kiss me. I want you. I need you. Please.”

You were shocked at how easily the words came out, instantly embarrassed by your own pleading, but assured that it had the intended effect as he tightened his grip on your thigh, fingertips pressed into your skin, swallowing the saliva building up in his mouth and clearing his throat before he resumed control over his composure. Smiling, he leaned in, just short of your lips which were pouting in anticipation for the touch. He whispered softly, his breath tingling against your skin.

“That’s my girl. Thank you.”

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