#the batman (2004) penguin x reader

[riddle-me-ri]

I've just found your blog and read just about every penguin x reader I could find man! I gotta ask for more (I'm so sorry if your askbox is closed or anything again so sorry ignore this if it is) how do you think they'd handle a chubby short reader feeling insecure? Since I know you did one for reader comforting the colony on their insecurities

Either way have a good day/night/whenever you read this, take care of yourself, and get hit with the self care and seld love beam or so HELP ME :D

a/n: awww this is so sweet, nothing like reciprocated love and support, cause if there’s any rogue that understands these insecurities it’s definitely a handful of the pengys. I hope you enjoy!

Content Warning: none

The Penguins Comforting Reader's Insecurities

Arkhamverse Penguin:

- Oswald understands all too well how you feel…

- He wishes he can just get rid of those thoughts for you.

- Oz mostly uses actions rather than words to try and reassure you.

- He will spoil you with clothes that he knows will compliment your body.

- Oz will wrap his arms around you or squeeze you.

- He will solidify his actions with words if he can tell you’re still not convinced.

Reevesverse/Farrell Penguin:

- Needless to say, this Oswald compliments you…basically daily.

- He does everything he can to put your insecurities at bay.

- Oz will fill your ears with sweet honeyed words about how much he loves to touch and hold your plump skin.

- He will tell you how your chest is his favorite pillow to nestle into.

- As his words get sweeter, his grip around you gets tighter and he pulls himself closer to you to kiss you.

- Just the warmth and sincerity in his voice may just be enough to make you convinced.

Gotham Penguin:

- Oswald hears you out, and it hurts him to hear how you feel about yourself.

- He instantly wants to know if there’s anyone in particular that said something rude or judgemental to you.

- However, even Oswald himself doesn’t know how to take care of an enemy when it’s their own person.

- Oz will want your full attention when he tells you that he wouldn’t change a thing about you.

- A king always knows what he wants, and he only ever wants the best.

BTAS Penguin:

- Oswald wishes he could find the words that could cease your insecurities for good.

- The way he compliments you is like something straight out of a poetry book or romance novel.

- He holds your hands and squeezes them reassuringly before kissing them, just adoring you the only way he knows how.

- He will spend the whole day with you, never letting you out of his sight.

- Oswald assures you that you're just the perfect beautiful dove and that you two were always meant for each other, no matter what others say or feel.

- Pretty soon, your feelings will slowly be replaced with love and contentment.

Telltale Penguin:

- Ozzie's first instinct is to go fists to cuffs with whoever said anything to you or made you feel that way.

- However, when he realizes it's just your mind…he can't help but understand somewhat.

- He knows what it's like when your mind goes out of it's way to make you feel like shit.

- Oz isn't always the most physical when it comes to affection, but in these circumstances, he pulls out all the stops.

- He rests and nestles his head on your thighs or chests, where else would he rest his weary head if you weren't generously chubby there.

- You shouldn't have to worry about your height, he's got all the height you'll ever need.

- And you'll always be the only person he will ever need.

One Bad Day Penguin:

- Oswald can tell you’re feeling insecure by just how hesitant you become.

- You don’t want to go out sporting a new dress, you don’t want to embarrass Oz, or see people judging you.

- Ozzie racks his brain trying to find a way to make you see what he sees.

- He begins flirting with you, teasingly so, not too far off from how he actually first approached you when you first met.

- You can't ignore the butterflies in your stomach or the soft smile stretching across your lips.

- Out of all the beautiful people that were in and out of the Iceberg Lounge…he only had eyes for you.

The Batman (2004) Penguin:

- Ozzie's first remedy for your insecurities is to make you laugh.

- He’ll make fun of conventionally attractive people and/or skinny people (totally not also because he has a grudge against them)

- They aren't as fun as you are, they aren't as amazingly beautiful inside and out as you…

- Before either of you realize it, he somehow goes from joking to sincere-

- He just wanted to see you smile and happy again, but he means everything he says.

- Ozzie wishes he can more, but he always hopes that his words are enough (they are)

Batman Unlimited Penguin:

- Oswald is hesitant and unsure what to do despite desperately wanting to help…

- How does he reassure someone of something he often struggles with that's only left him bitter and resentful.

- It breaks his heart to hear how you dislike your physique.

- He tries to deter them with his own words, how lucky he feels to have you…(especially…given his own appearance and age…)

- Not to make it about him but as a means to let you know he can understand and relate…

- But he has been able to be more secure in himself because someone as beautiful as you loves him for who he is and what he looks like inside and out.

- And he hopes to return the sentiment tenfold with his words and undying devotion to you.

#ri writes #the penguin x reader #oswald cobblepot x reader #arkhamverse penguin x reader #farrell penguin x reader #reevesverse penguin x reader #gotham penguin x reader #btas penguin x reader #telltale penguin x reader #one bad day penguin x reader #obd penguin x reader #the batman 2004 penguin x reader #batman unlimited penguin x reader

[fluffyfluffyscarecrow]

Cuddling Headcanons with 2004 Oswald Cobblepot

It takes him a while to warm up to you, but once he knows you're not just trying to get with him for the money, he's all over you. ESPECIALLY the idea of cuddling.

Ozzie was mocked all his life and Gotham certainly hasn't helped at all, but now he has you, someone who will embrace all of his scars and imperfect parts.

Oh my god this man is SO GOOD at cuddling.

He's so soft and squishy, and he'll let you hold him as long as you want.

Little spoon ofc, he loves being wrapped up in your arms.

He's very insecure about his appearance, so if you show some love to those parts of himself he hates--kissing his nose, stroking his belly, etc.--he'll melt.

He also has very soft fluffy hair and loves when you pet it!!!!

It takes him a while to accept that he's a source of comfort for you because he honestly just doesn't believe you could love someone like him. Be patient though, he'll come around.

I also see him as being ticklish. So do with that what you will.

10/10 would cuddle, and I would also kiss his nose because it's fucking beautiful okay?

#the batman 2004 #the penguin #the batman #2004 penguin #oswald cobblepot #oswald cobblepot x reader #2004 oswald cobblepot #the penguin 2004

[mr-voorhees-husband]

HIHIHI IM BACK :D

First of all, thank you sm for taking my previous request. I loved what you wrote sm 😭❤️

I was thinking... 2004 Ozzy receiving a timid peck on the lips from his future S/O for the first time after going through quite a few dates? And some fluffy headcanons on their relationship! Basically a continuation with the shy yet poilte and affectionate reader, if that's cool with you 👉🏻👈🏻

Their sappy relationship is going to be the death of the other villains but Oswald will be even more flirty toward his S/O in front of them to upset them further 😶

Thanks ily/p :*

- Pengy Anon

IM CURRENTLY WORKING ON A TWOFACE THINGY BUT THATS REALLY LONG SO IMMA GET THIS OUT AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE!!

Also kinda workd for any penguin, but it was written with 2004 in mind like pengy wanted <3

Warnings: soft,,, kisses,, luv him

Reader: gender neutral, shy, implied anxiety, implied villain

Oswald was chattering about his most recent heist, resting a hand on your waist as you two walked. He was a good bit shorter than you, and it wasn't uncommon to gain some... rude looks. Yet that never mattered to you. Why would it? You had a perfectly adorable, sweet, gentleman by your side that made your heart beat quicker.

If only he'd make the first move.

It wasn't that you doubted Oswald didn't like you, you'd already been on 5 dates, currently walking home (which was really just the Cobblepot home that now housed several villains) from your 6th. In any situation, a rational person would just make their own first move, and while you wanted to, you always backed out.

"Dear?" You were knocked out of your thoughts by Oswald's voice, his ramblings coming to a standstill. "You're quiet, more so than normal." He cracked a grin at his own joke, letting out that laugh you found oddly adorable.

"Just... thinking."

"Yes, I noticed." Oswald stopped walking, and in a case of odd coincidence (or was it fate?) under a pink flower tree, lit by the moon. Such a typical romantic scene, you thought to yourself, almost bitterly. He didn't miss the odd look in your eye, something sad and upset that he couldn't really understand. "Dear? Is everything alright?"

"I..." Your voice trailed off, finally locking eyes with your beautiful bird. With the barest hesitation, you cupped his face, moving so fast to press a soft, quick kiss to his cheek. Originally you had planned to kiss him, properly, but, you really couldn't manage to it. "Stop being such a gentleman.. please?"

"Oh." Oswald reached up, laying his hand to the cheek you kissed. For a moment, he stared, before his lips broke out into a face splitting grin. You'd never seen him so happy, you realized, before he was grabbing you down and pressing a proper kiss to your lips. It was soft, sweet, and so much like your precious penguin.

"Why didn't you just say so, my love?"

-

"Finally!" Harley cheered, immediately having her mouth covered by Mr. Freeze. She pouted, glaring at the ice-themed villain as he peered over the edge of the building. Watching the esteemed villains continue their walk back to the safe house.

"Took them long enough." Ivy hummed, leaning against one of her vines as she watched with the other villains. The tree, of course, was her doing, she knew that you wouldn't be able to deny how romantic it was. "Does this mean Oswald will stop complaining?"

"Most likely, though" Riddler twirled his cane with a contemplating hum, "now we'll have to deal with him boasting about his new partner."

"Great, he won't even chill now that we've got them together." Freeze muttered bitterly, being met with an offended slap against his helmet from the red and black jester.

#penguin 2004 #oswald cobblepot 2004 #oswald cobblepot x reader #oswald copplepot #batman 2004 #the batman 2004

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Yandere Various Batman Characters x Platonic! Reader. [Cross Posts on Tumblr]

by Helpfandom Cross posted on Tumblr for works from Helpfandom, I cross posted these to help others who want Yandere content. Words: 2960, Chapters: 3/100, Language: English Series: Part 1 of Cross Post From Tumblr Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman: The Animated Series, Batman (Movies 1989-1997), The Batman (Cartoon 2004) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Categories: Other Characters: Jonathan Crane, Scarecrow, Batman, Bruce Wayne, Riddler (Batman 1966), Edward Nygma, Selina Kyle, Catwoman, Catwoman Michelle Pfeiffer, Michelle Pfeiffer, Riddler, Harley, Harley Quinn, Joker (DCU), Mad Hatter, Penguin (DCU), Two-Face, Mr Crowe (Sanditon), Mr Freeze - Character, Dr. Freeze, Clayface, Poison Ivy, Killer Croc, Max Zeus, Scarface (DCU), Ventriloquist, Clock King, Ra's al Ghul Additional Tags: Yandere, I'm going to be honest this is my first AO3 fic via https://ift.tt/TxqREd3

#IFTTT #bruce wayne #batman #the dark knight #the caped crusader #gotham #dcu #dc #ao3 #ao3feed

[silverdecepticon93]

How would react ( villains or heroes of your choices) if they find out that Good Guard is secretly a metahuman ? They have super strengh, better senses, immune to poison. A somekind of Superman but they can not fly.

While I am not confirming or declining on the idea of the Good Guard having powers or not, then here's the main reactions I feel like would happen.

Bruce Wayne/Batman: Clearly surprised that you have powers, it is alarming to him that you kept this secret from him but, I mean...Can he really talk?? I can imagine that Bruce finds out about this when Joker wreaks havoc on a gala that he's hosting and as a huge projectile was flying at him, you came to his rescue and caught the large debris, car, etc. before looking at Bruce and asking if he was okay. This doesn't change his feelings for you but sometimes he wonders what else your hiding from him but once you assure him that this was all, he makes a joke about how he probably shouldn't be surprised by your powers because you had to subdue his rouges on a daily basis...This probably might even be when he reveals his second-life as Batman to you but that also depends on how you're feeling about the Dark Knight.

Dick Grayson/ Robin: Oh, he totally thinks that you're super cool because of it. Honestly might pout and ask why you haven't been helping them fight the bad guys and then someone needs to remind him that the 'bad guys' that he was referring to were your friends and family. Still, once Bruce reveals his identity as Batman to you, then Dick is gonna try so hard to convince you to be a vigilante like them and gets a bit confused when you firmly refuse to leave your position in Arkham because you love it too much.

Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy: Okay but why is her parent so damn cool?? This also means that when she uses her toxins in the city, she doesn't have to worry about you being affected because you're immune...although that does mean when she tries to use them on you to try and get a bigger allowance, let her stay out later, or destroy a big corporation, that you aren't budging an inch which makes her kinda pout a bit but still, she genuinely thinks that your powers are super cool. I can also see this being a huge bonding moment for you two where both of you kinda get casted out by society for being 'freaks' but at least you guys have each other. Also domestic moments where Ivy is pouting because you won't let her use her plants to kill CEOs and she mumbles something under her breathe and you end up being all: "I HEARD THAT, YOUNG LADY."

Waylon Jones/ Killer Croc: Honestly, he figured that you were a superhuman of some sort. I mean, like, how else would you be able to beat him at wrestling, hmm? Teasingly accuses you of cheating which leads to you two playfully bickering that you didn't need super strength to put him in his place and other things like that. It doesn't change his perspective on you other than him realizing he doesn't have to be as protective of you because it's obvious that you can handle yourself. He'll still tease you for being short, though, that's neve gonna go away-

Oswald Cobblepot/ The Penguin: Much like Dick, he is once more going to ask and beg that you switch your position from simple Arkham Guard to something more helpful. Such as being his bodyguard, not only will he pay you more than Arkham does (as if he doesn't just casually drop off expensive gifts and cash stacks to you and Ivy's house), but he just feels like your skills are being wasted. Does get smug whenever a Gotham Police Officer handles him a bit more roughly to your distaste and you 'accidentally' dislocate the person's arm in response.

#The Batman 2004 #The Batman 2004 x reader #Dc x reader #Dc x you #Good Guard AU #Gotham Rogues x reader #Gotham Rogues x you #Bruce Wayne x reader #Dick Grayson x reader #Poison Ivy x reader #Killer Croc x Reader #The Penguin x reader

[evermoore580]

Masterlist 13 🐧🧐

Incorrect Quotes:

DC

The Batman 2004 Series

Bruce Wayne

Alone

Joker

Tiny bits of chaos

Joker & Detective Yin

Hostility

Bruce & Lucius

Five what?

Detective Yin & Bruce

Sleep?

Bennett & Yin

Drank it all

Penguin & Riddler

Birds

Blackmail

Bruce x Reader

Superhero! Reader

Emotions

Alfred, Batman, Robin

Irrationally angry

#masterlist #13 #dc #incorrect quotes dc #The Batman #the batman 2004 series #the batman 2004 series incorrect quotes #the batman 2004 series masterlist #the batman 2004 series only

[skeksisloving]

If I could write Id write a penguin x reader. Not Gotham penguin. The Batman 2004 penguin. The penguin I love.

#the batman 2004 #the penguin #oswald cobblepot

[riddle-me-ri]

Hi, Ri! First of all, congrats on 500k! Your writing is amazing and I am not surprised that you reached so many people! I finally gathered the courage to request from you once more and please, don't feel pressured and take your time u-u May I pretty please get 2004 Ozzie drabble on reader visiting him in Arkham? Thank you! 💜

A/N:  Aaahhh Mary!!! Thank you so much! I still can’t believe I reached 100 people let alone 500 and I’m glad that one of them is you! I’m so happy to have met you! I would be more than happy to do this for ya! Thanks so much again, I hope you enjoy!

Word Count: 581 (it was really hard to edit this down to fit the 500 mark asfgh)

The Batman (2004) Penguin - Arkham Visit

Oswald didn’t give his hopes up that you’d visit. Besides, he really wasn’t sure how he would feel about you seeing him like this.

“Cobblepot! You gotta visitor!” 

“What? Who is it?” 

“They say they’re your…uh…pretty bird?” 

Oswald’s eyes widened. He’s not sure whether to feel elated or panicked. 

“I ain’t got all day, Penguin!”

Oz growled. “I’m comin’!” 

His annoyance with the guard soon faded when he saw you sitting at a metal table.

“Don’t try anythin’ funny, we’re watching you!” 

Then the metal door slid shut behind him.

“Ozzie!” You leaped up from your chair and ran over to him.  

You fell to your knees and wrapped your arms around his neck. 

Oswald was overwhelmed at first, but quickly adjusted as he nestled his head in the crook of your neck.

You frowned at the sight of his still being restrained by his wrists and ankles. 

You watched as he got himself into the chair. You followed suit sitting in the chair opposite of him. 

“I gotta admit, I wasn’t expecting ya.” He commented. 

“I know it’s…sudden. But I just…miss you a lot.” 

Oz’s eyes glanced down at you wringing your hands. He lifted his hands up fromhis lap and gently place them on top of yours. 

“It’s okay, pretty bird. I-I’m okay. I ain’t in the best spot, but it ain’t nothin I can’t handle.” He gave you a smirk and a wink. 

You chortled at his expression.

“But I miss you too. I think about you every day. It makes the days easier, that's for sure.” 

You slid one of your hands out from one of his and cradle his cuffed hands in yours. 

You squeezed them. “I-I’m glad…that I can help. Even a little bit…” 

“You really do.” He tried to squeeze your bottom hand back in return. 

You two stared at each other, adoringly. Trying to drill into your memories how the other looked.

“You wanna know somethin’?” Ozzie asked.

You giggled. “What’s that?” 

“I really want to kiss you right now.” 

You broke the stare as you leaned your face to the side, bashfully. 

“I-I don’t know if the guards will allow that.” You said. 

“I doubt it.” Oz replied. “But I don’t care.”

“Oz! Not that I don’t want to, but I don’t want to get you into any more trouble.” You insisted sternly. 

“Oh, pretty bird. A kiss would be nothin’ on my record.” 

“Oswald!” 

Oswald shrugged. “It’s the truth, pretty bird.” 

You wanted to kiss him so badly, but worried it would get him in trouble.

“How ‘bout this…” Oz started. “Just to make sure they’ll let ya back in again…I’ll settle for a penguin kiss.” 

“A penguin kiss?” You stammered. 

“Yeah, we rub our, or well my beak,” he gestured to his long crooked nose, “with yours.” 

“Ozzie, I’m pretty sure that’s a bunny kiss.” 

He chuckled. “But I ain’t a bunny, pretty bird.” 

You giggled. “Point taken, but I don’t see how that can pose any issues.” 

Oswald smiled. He sat up straighten on the chair and leaned in. You met him halfway across the table and rubbed the tip of your noses together. 

“All right! That’s enough!” 

You both groaned in frustration as the guards barged in and lifted Oswald out of his seat. 

“Hey! Put him down!” You shouted. 

“Don’t worry, babe! I’m okay! I’ll keep writing ya! I love ya!” Oswald hollered as he was forcefully carried out of the room and tossed into his cell.

#ri writes #ri 500 #the batman 2004 penguin x reader #the batman 2004 oswald cobblepot x reader

[riddle-me-ri]

Hi Ri :3 I love your writing and I wanna request the various ozzies and an S/O who squishes their face because✨️cuteness aggression✨️they are all so adorable and squishable I swear

And I wanna say I love your romantic and fluffy works :D and i check your blog every single day for an update because I always look forward to a new fic by you 💕

A/N: heyo! awww thank you so much! That means so much to me! I’m glad you like my romantic fluffy works, I try my best! I hope I did this one justice, the cuteness aggression is very strong with me pengy colony I stg. Also I went with like cute explanations I couldn’t come up with proper full-on proper scenarios (without them seeming to repeat themselves) I hope that’s okay! 

The Penguins Reacting To Reader Squishing Their Faces

Arkhamverse Penguin:

Don’t get him wrong, he absolutely loves the adoration. Any touch of yours is a blessing to him. After being handed the cold, judgmental, harsh hand of reality for so long for someone the likes of him, he welcomes your touches and all they entail. Caresses, squishes, pats, massages, loves them all. 

Maybe, just maybe, do it when he’s not having a meeting with his crew. He doesn’t care what anyone says, but it’s hard to take him seriously when you’re sitting next to him squishing his cheeks. 

“Love, please…as much as I love it when you touch me…I’ve got business to tend do.”

Reevesverse/Farrell Penguin:

Okay, but good luck trying to squish his face, cause nine times out of ten he’s probably squishing yours. He loves to grab your face with his index finger and thumb pressing against your cheeks and drag you into a kiss. You face is so squished your lips are already puckered up and ready to be kissed upon.

Whenever you do manage to squish his face in between your hands, he’s beaming with happiness and adoration for you. He likes it when you run your thumbs just below his eyes, no doubt massaging some bags there that have developed. Just another sweet way you have of taking a little bit of the load off his shoulders. 

You smiled down sweetly at him as you continue to rub your thumbs along his cheeks. Occasionally squeezing them. 

“I swear sweetheart. I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve a touch as sweet as yours…” He grabs one of your hands and kisses the palm of it. 

Gotham Penguin:

Wait, what? W-What…oh you’re, you’re squeezing his face now. Um why? Poor boy is mad confused, it is going to take sometime for him to warm up to the prospect. He just feels silly about it, like you’re treating him like a child. 

However, he can’t deny he enjoys the way your eyes light up at the close proximity of your faces and how your hands ultimately warm his usually cooler face. It takes some time for him to get used to it, but once he does, every time you do it it makes his day infinitely better. 

“I-I think I’m beginning to understand the appeal..” He muttered one morning, when you give him his daily cuteness aggression squishes. He will actively try and do it in return, and you’re over the moon when he does. 

BTAS Penguin:

“Oh, oh, yes, dove?” 

At first, he thinks you’re just trying to get his attention. When you tell him you just wanted to squish his face cause he was just too cute, he’s instantly blushing. He’s chuckling gleefully, as he holds your hands to his face so they can stay there longer. 

He will never grow weary of how you show him your affections, it’s unlike anything he’s ever experienced before and you always manage to surprise him in the best ways. I can also see him coming up to you and grabbing your wrists and bringing your hands to his face. Instant stress relief your touch brings him. 

“Mind if I borrow your touch, it’ll just be for a minute, my dove.” How could you not squish his face after that, once you do his small smile grows into a proud grin. 

TNBA Penguin: 

He chuckles, “well, what’s the cause of all this?” He puts one hand up to hold on of your hands cupping his cheeks. 

“I can’t help it, Ozzie. You’re just so darn cute!” You squeal softly, squishing his cute face.

This Oswald is very keen on keeping a sophisticated…cool, calm, and collected image. However, he can’t even help absolutely melting at your admission for your sentimental gesture. He absolutely revels in your touch. Beaming proudly and hopelessly in love. 

Another pengy that appreciates the devotion and affection but also…not while he’s busy. If he’s running around tending to his club or having another interrogation with Batman, may not be the best time. But best believe, he’d love nothing more than for your hands to be all over him later though.  He’d also be glad to return the favor tenfold. 

Telltale Penguin:

“Ugh, love, Y/N…really?” 

This pengy is the epitome of “stop it, it’s annoying. I don't like it,” but he actually loves it and you know him well enough to know this. His eyebrows aren’t furrowed, he doesn’t have his usual annoyed scowl on his face (which you find kind of hot, but you don’t dare let him know, he wouldn’t let you live it down). He will roll his eyes and try to form a frown, but you notice the miniscule smirk. 

He appreciates it even more when he comes back and you give him the same amount of attention when his face isn’t all that pretty. Running and fighting in underground boxing tournaments means he comes home with shiners and bruises to his face. 

Just maybe don’t squeeze too hard. 

“Ah-Ah, love, I-I appreciate the gesture, I do, but maybe wait until I’m healed up, yeah?” 

One Bad Day Penguin: 

Oswald’s chuckling, extremely pleased. “What’re you up to, sweetness?” 

You giggled back, wrapping his face in your hands, adoringly. You started kissing his head, cheeks, nose, anywhere you could reach. Oz chuckled some more. 

“What? Can’t I show my man how much I love ‘im?” You leaned your forehead against his. Your hands still periodically squeezing his skin. 

Oswald lives for these moments. He never imagined in his lifetime he’d get the chance to be loved unconditionally. You still manage to surprise him with your gestures, words, and actions. Even after going through the thick and thin of it all, you were still there beside him. You were still his. 

“Yeah, you can show him,” he softly chuckled. “You never seize to amaze me, doll.”

The Batman (2004):

Listen, listen…if it’d been ANYONE else…he would have their head. 

When it’s you though… 

You cup your hands around his cheeks, squish the cute cheek skin there. When you get so enthralled in your touches and kisses, you accidentally lift him up to your level. You’ve literally lifted him up from his feet. And he’s absolute putty in your hands. The redness of his face rivals the orange in his hair.  He adores this, being absolutely suffocated in your love. 

He isn’t ashamed to plop his head in your hands any chance they’re open and free, and you’re more than willing to give him what he wants. All the squishes, kisses, rubs, and everything in between. 

Oz closes his eyes to fully envelope in your hold. “Mm…a guy can get used to this.” 

Batman Unlimited:

He’s sort of confused. Taken aback. Not to sure how to react to your gesture. 

You come up behind him and instantly frame his face with your hands. Not being able to resist the temptation to squeeze the adorable cheeks underneath your thumbs. 

“Uh…w-what’s this about, darling?” 

“Oh nothing, Ozzie. You just looked so cute, I couldn’t help it.” You giggled. 

C-cute? You found him cute? 

You two have been together for awhile, but it still surprises Oswald just how much you genuinely love him. You never ceased to amaze him, he knows who he is…what he looks like. He knows he’s not the easiest man in the world to love, but yet here you were. Squishing his face, kissing his head, telling him he was cute. 

He took one of his hands and covered it over yours, as he leans into your touch. Oswald reaches out and cups one of your cheeks with his other hand. 

“And you, my darling, are absolutely precious.”

#ri writes #the penguin x reader #oswald cobblepot x reader #arkhamverse penguin x reader #reevesverse penguin x reader #farrell penguin x reader #gotham penguin x reader #btas penguin x reader #tnba penguin x reader #telltale penguin x reader #one bad day penguin x reader #the batman 2004 penguin x reader #batman unlimited penguin x reader

[riddle-me-ri]

Congrats on hitting the 500 milestone mark Ri!! 🎉🎊🎊🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊You totally deserve it! In the spirit of the event, Can I humbly ask for 2004 Oz reacting to getting a confession?

A/N: eee!! Thanks so much Lucky! And omg yes, I can absolutely do that, little gremlin is gonna try so hard to keep his cool lol

The Batman (2004) Penguin - Love Confession Headcanons

- You two were close, he…liked you.

- Hey, not like that, well, not right away…

- You hung out with, laughed with him, listened to him, engaged with him. 

- Oswald felt at peace with you, like he wasn't some kind of animal. 

- He felt human…

- When you come out one day and admit that you've caught feelings for him.

- Ozzie is shocked.

- For a minute he's worried that this may have been some long winded ruse…

- However, that quickly dissipated with one long look in your eyes and your soft smile. 

- The one he grew to adore, and that brought him comfort. 

- He will likely tease you, make you out to be a big ol' softie, admitting that he may or may not share the same feelings. 

-(He absolutely does share your feelings and you can tell because he's deflecting)

-(but you still softly punch his shoulder for being a jerk)

- Definitely tries to play it cool, despite the pounding in his chest and the wicked wide smile daring to grow on his face. 

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A/N: continuing the "ignoring affection" series as I'm dubbing it in my brain, here's the Penguins, me wee colony!

Reader Ignores the Penguins' Affections

Arkhamverse Penguin: 

Well, what's got you in a sour mood?

He's been over this with you before, he can't always turn business away!

Besides, he always makes up for it! 

Right? He does, doesn't he?

He'll just roll his eyes and scoff but deep down he's actually pretty hurt. 

He's all for teasing.

But this is pretty damn cruel of you, love. 

To his men, he’s more agitated and on edge than normal. 

With you, he’s solemn and quiet. 

When you notice this you are quick to drop the act. 

Oz can’t help but feel relieved when you hug his neck and kiss his cheek again. 

Reevesverse/Farrell Penguin: 

Ozzie is taken aback. 

However, he’s quick to recover. 

You two usually tease each other like this.

Seeing which one bends to their need for the other first. 

Yet, you seem serious, steadfast. Not a fun air about it like usual.

He asks if something’s bothering you. 

Ozzie isn’t convinced when you shrug him off. 

When you two are alone next, he asks again. 

As calm and tender as he can, despite being confused. 

The way his face is soft before knotting up in confusion, breaks you. 

It actually amuses him when you tell him you just wanted to see his reaction.

Gotham Penguin: 

Oswald is going to immediately assume something’s wrong. 

He’s instantly asking you, interrogating you with what could possibly damper your spirits. 

He wants to know so he can snuff it out and have his adoring partner again. 

Oz is dumbfounded when you shrug and say it’s nothing. 

It couldn’t be nothing, it can’t be nothing. 

Do you want him to get down on his knees and beg? 

You know better than to challenge him…

Especially when you and him both know he’d do anything

ANYTHING for you. 

Oswald is about to wince at the pressure of him bending when you stop him. 

You shake your head, you hugged and kissed his head. 

You apologize, it was a dare by Butch and you couldn’t say no. 

Oswald scoffs, but is grateful to have your doting affection back. 

BTAS Penguin: 

Out of most of the pengys…

This one I HIGHLY suggest you don’t do this to. 

Unlimited is a close second, but BTAS takes the cake to likely being hurt. 

If you for some reason choose to do this, please don’t do it for long. 

His face would fall, he will be confused…

Then his mind would start spiraling, spiraling about something he dreaded.

You’re no longer attracted to him, you just pitied him.

Now you’re tired of him, no longer looking forward to his hand kisses or warm embraces. 

Even if you do aid him, tell him you were just messing around..

It may ease him, but it will take awhile to ease him long-term..

He will revert back to being unsure and cautious. 

TNBA Penguin: 

Oswald doesn’t think too much of it at first. 

He understands being preoccupied with something. 

When he gets a moment alone with you for a moment, he closes his eyes and puckers.

Nothing, but the faint breeze of you walking away from him. 

Okay, something is definitely up. 

He asks if something was troubling you. 

You just shake your head, you’re fine, just busy, it’s nothing…

Excuses…excuses…

Oswald is adamant to get to the bottom of this. 

However, when he chases after you, he sees you smiling as you softly laugh to yourself.

Ooohh, you absolute tease.

Be warned, two can play at this game.

Telltale Penguin: 

Oz rolls his eyes, annoyed. 

Fine, be that way then!

He doesn’t know what he said or did to piss you off. 

But he thought you’d atleast be fair enough to atleast tell him. 

Not just turn away from him anytime he tried to hold you or kiss you. 

This is normal for when you were upset with him.

But he genuinely can’t think of what he did wrong. 

Whenever this happened in the past, he made efforts to change where he could.

He felt he has, so what’s the big deal now?

Soon he hears you giggling. Something about how pouty he looked. 

Oz groans, so you were just purely messing with him. 

You’re really cruel you know that?

One Bad Day Penguin: 

Ozzie is perplexed. 

What’s gotten into you?

He tries not to let it get to him. 

Carrying on with his other day by day duties.

But you still plagued his mind. 

You were passing by the hallway and when he tried to wrap an arm around your waist you dodged him. 

He began growing frustrated, there was never a problem he couldn’t solve. 

Oz asks Lili if she has any idea. 

Oz is surprised when Lili bursts out laughing. 

Apparently it was all some elaborate prank between you and her. 

Oz grumbles, rolling his eyes. 

But you turn his frown upside down when you finally kiss his cheek.

The Batman (2004) Penguin:

Ozzie gets pretty annoyed. 

He doesn’t get it, what’s the big idea?

Did someone get you upset? What happened? 

Just tell him please!

Whatever he’s gotta do, he’ll do it. 

Ozzie is practically whining like a child at this point. 

If it’s nothing, why are you dodging him, huh? 

Eventually you give in, giggling. 

You were just teasing him? Just to see how he’d react? 

What kinda sadist are you?

Well, you got your answer…can he get some love now? 

Batman Unlimited Penguin: 

Oswald is dumbfounded. 

What’s gotten into you?

Surely it wasn’t someday of major significance…right? 

Yet you keep turning away from him every time he tried to touch you.

Did it finally catch up to you that you deserve more than him as a partner? 

Oswald’s worst fear? 

You notice his eyes start getting glossed over…

You realize too soon you may have taken it too far. 

Your arms instantly wrap around Oswald as you kiss his nose. 

Apologizing relentlessly, you were just teasing, seeing how he’d react. 

Oswald lets out a long sigh of relief, you’re not mad at him or sick of him! 

That reassurance means more than anything, as he easily forgives you.

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Different Penguins x female reader who is insecure about her high-pitched voice and therefore speaks rather softly, if you are so kind! ♥️

A/N: aww, this is so cute, I don’t have a high-pitched voice, but I can highly relate to not liking my voice rip. Again, sorry this took a minute! I hope you enjoy anon! Also, lame title is lame I couldn’t think of anything better rip. Also this is the first headcanons to include the two new pengys from my colony! Hope you enjoy them!

The Penguins Comforting a F!Reader About Her Voice

Arkhamverse Penguin:

“Geez…pipe down Y/N. My ears are bleedin’ over here!” 

“Damn! How is it dat you can speak at a frequency only dogs are supposed to hear? So damn high.”

“Jesus did you swallow a whistle or something?” 

“Love…love…hey, Y/N! What’s distracting you, love?” Oz had a gloved hand slightly shaking yoru shoulder.

You shook your head slightly, slowling hushing the harsh comments from Oswald’s henchmen earlier. You were just doing Oz a favor and it ended up biting you back in a way you didn’t expect. 

“S-Sorry, just was remembering things from earlier…” You muttered softly. 

“May I ask what things?” 

You shook your head again. You didn’t want to get the guys in trouble. Yeah, they were assholes, but it also wasn’t their fault that your voice was the way it was. 

Oz gave you a flat smile, but nodded, not wanting to push the subject anymore. 

Oz attempted to change the subject, talk about the Iceberg Lounge, some of the rogues he managed to bump into. Yet, you only seemed to offer short and quiet replies. 

He hates when you do this. Oswald absolutely adores every thing about you. Especially your voice, he’ll never understand why you grow quiet sometimes. 

“C’mon, love. Talk to me, you know how happy it makes me to hear you…” 

“I-I’m sorry, Ozzie…I just don’t want to…to..” You spoke as soft as a feather. 

“To what, love?” 

You start scratching the back of your neck, your nerves going haywire. “I-I don’t want to make your ears..b-bleed.”

Oswald furrowed his eyebrows. “What? Love, you’d never…I never…who told you that?” 

You gulped. “N-No one…I just know…”

“Love.” He scooted hsi chair so he was next to you instead of in front of you. “I don’t know who told you, you made their ears bleed, but know this…they didn’t deserve to hear you anyway. I love your voice, it’s sweet and pure, just like you. When I hear you talk and say my name, it makes this old ticker of mine swell up.” 

You found your small grimace slowly growing into a smile. “Y-You really mean that?” 

“There it is!” He kissed your cheek. “And I do mean it, with everything in me.”  

Reevesverse/Farrell Penguin: 

Oswald didn’t like this. No, he didn’t like it one bit. 

You had mention before to him about your insecurities with your voice. How you knew it was higher pitched than most. How many people found it annoying, how some thought you were just putting it on. Oswald did his best to put your insecurities at ease, but you both also knew the world continued to be a cruel judgemental place. 

It was another night at the Iceberg Lounge. You and Ozzie were mingling with some of the guests. However, you soon realized your group wasn’t so accepting of you…or your voice. 

“My God, how can Cobblepot stand that walking whistle.” One guy joked. 

You were about to say something, when you felt a hand on your shoulder. 

“Simple. He loves this walking whistle. Especially her clear, sweet, shining voice. The only thing bringing the mood down is your tone of voice..” 

“Ozzie..” The red in your face flushing to flattery instead of anger. 

“O-O-Of course, Mr. Cobblepot…I-I didn’t mean any d-disrespect.” 

Oz didn’t respond. He just kept looking at the man dead in the eyes. 

It didn’t take long for the man to scatter along with his company. 

Your eyes widened. You may never quite get used to just how much influence Oswald had on others. Just how much people actually feared him, but it’s hard to find fear in someone you cherish. 

You hugged his side. “Thank you..” You said clearly, almost proudly. 

Oswald kissed the top of your head. “Don’t mention it, sweetheart. Don’t silence yourself for none of these punks.” 

Gotham Penguin: 

Oswald absolutely adored your voice. It was like crystals glistening in the morning light. So gorgeous and rich, he never understood why you made yourself so quiet and never let your true voice shine through. 

The two of you were reading in the common area of the mansion. However, this evening he wanted you to read to him. 

“And, this time, my sweet. I want you to read with your full voice.” Oswald took a seat in the chair opposite you. 

“F-Full voice?” You stammered quietly. 

“Yes, please? I miss hearing it.” 

“Y-You don’t think it’s…well…shrilling?”

“I think it’s very delicate, yet strong. It’s yours, a part of you, and I adore everything about you.” 

You softly gasped at that. It’s taken months for him to be so forward with you and his feelings. “Y-You really mean that, don’t you?” 

“Y/N, you know me better than anyone, and you know more than anything I am a man of my word.” 

You giggled. “Yes, that’s true.” 

Fueled by new found confidence you were not going to annoy your boyfriend. You began reading with zero hesitation and with no filter. 

Your smile grew when you glanced from your book to see Oswald proudly smile back at you. 

BTAS Penguin:

“I wish I had a voice like yours, Ozzie..” You mentioned softly. 

Oswald barely heard you, as he fed his aviary. “W-What do you mean, dearest?” 

“Your voice is just so…warm, proper, and tender…u-unlike mine..” You muttered. 

“Oh, my sweet dove…but I love your voice just the way it is!” 

“R-Really?” You covered your mouth with both of your hands when you heard your voice at full volume.

Oswald shook his head, disapprovingly. He grabbed the wrist of your hands and slowly brought them away from your mouth. 

“Really, I do. Your voice reminds me of the sweet morning dove that serenades the rising sun. It’s so delicate and precious, much like yourself.” He squeezed your hands to empahsize his words. 

“Oh, Ozzie…you’re just saying that..” You looked away from him, your face slowly warming up. 

“Not at all, my dear. I mean every word…I wish you would believe me..” His thumb began caressing your very red cheek. 

“I-I think you just might make me believe, Ozzie.” You said proudly. 

TNBA Penguin:

“Oswald…” You called softly. 

“Yes, my dear?” You two were settling in to bed. You were in the bathroom, staring at yourself in the mirror. You looked at Oz through the mirror, reading a book in bed. 

You began making your way from the bathroom to the bedroom. “W-What do you think of going out Wednesday night?” You got under the covers next to him, still speaking as delicate as possible. 

“That sounds splendid, darling…however…”

You looked up surprised. “What is it?”

“However…I’m going to need you to start speaking normally, my dove. I can hear you now in the serenity of our nest, but surely not in the company of others.” He insisted. 

“Oh, uh…well…” You bit your bottom lip. Trying to think of what to say instead of letting your insecurities come pouring out. 

“Darling, is everything all right?” 

“You don’t think I sound too…high pitched?” You inquired. 

Oswald put down his book, his eyebrows burrowed in thought, but not for long. “No, not at all. I find your voice lovely, dearest…has someone told you otherwise?” 

“I-uh-well…I have been told so, occasionally growing up.” You explained. 

“Hm…and there hasn’t been any recent incidences..correct?” 

You nodded. “Y-yes…”

“Well, I’d say everyone whose told you such awful things…are just envious. They wish they could have a divine voice.”

You looked up at him, with a look of disbelief on your face. 

“I love it when you chatter with excitement, causing your voice to get higher. I love how you say my name, and I love it even more because its a part of you.”

You exhale shakily, trying to keep the tears of happiness overflow. Instead you wrapped your arms around him and buried your face into his neck. 

“T-Thanks, Ozzie..”

Oswald chuckled as he squeezed you back in the embrace. “Yes, exactly like that, my dear.”

Telltale Penguin:

You’ve been talking so quiet all day. Oswald couldn’t understand what made you so hush hush. You two were walking through his parents’ park. His heart swelled up whenever you picked up some lose trash or grabbed a napkin from your bag and wetted it to try and wipe away from of the graffiti. You were the most precious thing to him, but yet you were so quiet and reluctant to speak all day. 

“Hey, love, is there something wrong? Feelin’ under the weather?” 

“Huh? Oh..uh no I’m fine..” You assured breathlessly. 

“Why’re you talkin’ so soft, then?” He turned around and cut in front of you path. Bringing your once peaceful stroll to a halt. 

You looked up at him. He wasn’t upset, more curious than anything. He leaned his head down, inviting you to respond to him. 

“Well?”

“I-I just…my voice is annoying. I know it annoys you…it annoys everyone..”

“Hey, hey, hey.” Oz put his hands on your shoulders. He peered down at you, lifting your head up by your chin between his thumb and index finger. “If you think I find you annoying, love you don’t know me at all…”

“Y-You’re just saying that…”

“Love, I know I kid with you a lot, but not at your expense. I love everything about you, including your voice.”

Oz leaned into your ear and whispered. “Especially when you’re screaming my name..”

“Ozzie!” You shoved him to the side and you began speed walking away from him. 

“No, no…not quite like that, but that’s better!” He strided off to catch up with you, as you groaned to yourself. 

One Bad Day Penguin: 

“Ozzie can you hand me the remote?”

“Sorry, what was that, sugar?”

“Could you hand me the remote?” 

Oswald hits his ear with the heel of his hand. “Hmm..maybe that’ll help, can you try again?”

“Oswald…” You groaned. 

“I heard that a little better.”

“You can hear me you jerk!” You asserted, leaning over his lap and snatching the remote from his side. 

“Well, now I can! You’re not mumbling quietly to yourself.”

Your face fell from defiance to distraught. “Oh..I-uh…didn’t notice…sorry.”

“Y’know, it’s not the only time you do that kinda thing…is everything, okay?” Oswald was nothing if not observant as hell. You really should’ve known better. 

“I…I just, trying to control my voice I guess..” You tried to explain. 

Oswald blinked rapidly as his eyebrows furrowed. “Why? There’s nothing wrong with it.”

“Oh, please, Ozzie…I-I know it can sound rather..pitchy and that’s probably aggravating.” 

“Says who? I never said that.” He looked over at you. “Did someone say that to you?” 

“No, no! I…um…well..figured it was a safe assumption.”

“Well, you know that old saying about assuming..” Oz nudged his shoulder against yours. 

You giggled. “It’s just I’ve been told that…before by others.”

“I think you know me well enough to know I’m not like the others, darling.”

“I know, I do know. And I love you for it…tremendously.” You leaned your head on his shoulder. 

Oswald kissed your head. “And I love you, sweetheart. You and your voice, don’t lower it or change it for anyone.” 

The Batman (2004) Penguin:

Oswald has a difficult time computing this. Like have…have you heard his voice? It sounds like his vocal chords are going through a cheese grater (his thoughts not mine, I love this wee gremlin). He knows his voice isn’t the most soft, tender, or elegant voice in the world, but it’s his and he’s proud of it. 

For you to have such a beautiful and bright voice, only to be so unsure about it to were you’re barely speaking above a whisper…it hurts him. 

“Hey, Y/N…why do you do that?” Oswald asked. 

The two of you had just gotten back to your shared apartment after a date. You had been whispering and speaking in a hushed tone all night. Often having to repeat yourself to him. 

“Do what, Ozzie?” You questioned as softly as a feather. 

“Like that! Whispering, all quiet. That’s not your normal voice.” 

You bit your lip, you managed to get through the whole night speaking in a more refined tone. You never suspected he would actually caught on to it. 

“Well, um…I just…” You sighed. “I didn’t want to ruin the night with my squeaks and shrills..” You mumbled. 

“You…” Oswald shook his head in disbelief. “You didn’t…you wouldn’t ruin the night. I missed your voice all night! I love your squeals and squeaks, they’re adorable! Just like you!” He exclaimed, waddling over to you and taking your hands in his. 

“Wait…really?” 

“Of course! Is that why you were talking all muddled and hushed? If anyone has a problem with your voice, they’re gonna have to answer to me about it!” He snarled. 

You giggled and combed your fingers through his spiky orange hair. “Thank you, Ozzie” You squeaked. 

“Don’t mention it, sweet thing. Glad to have your voice back!” 

Batman Unlimited Penguin: 

You really should know better than to speak so softly. His ears aren’t exactly what they used to be. 

“My dear, I’m sorry, could you say that again, perhaps a bit louder?” 

You two were in the middle of planning the grand-opening of the new aviary at the Gotham Zoo. You held the itinerary of the events and a spare map of the entire aviary. 

“Oh, uh…yeah, sorry, Oswald.” You stammered. 

“You’ve been speaking low and soft all day, do you have something ailing you, beloved?” 

“I-I-uh…no…not exactly. I-I’m fine.” You insisted, straightening out the papers in hand to try and focus back on the job at hand. 

Oswald had other ideas. He grabbed the items from your hand and shoved them down and out of view. 

“Oswald-I’m fine! Honest!”

He just looked at you, deep into your eyes. Oz’s eyes never wavered, but yours did. Your pupils constantly darting back and forth, left and right. 

“Y/N…I’d like to think we’ve grown close enough to discuss anything that troubles us.” 

Your heart sunk at just how hurt he sounded, not out of anger or sadness, just confused. 

“I’m sorry,” You piped up at normal pitch. “I-I didn’t mean to make you worry, I just know my…normal voice can be…a lot.”

“What do you mean, dearest? I can never get enough of your voice…has someone told you to change it?” 

“I-I, well, no…not recently anyway.” 

Oswald sighed. If anyone knew about the cruelities of human perception to even the slightest flaw or suspected abnormalities it would be him. 

He offered you a soft smile. “Y/N, my dearest, darling Y/N. I will always love you just as you are. Voice, and all. I would never ever ask you to change a thing. And anyone who has wish they could change something in themselves but can’t. And they weren’t worth your time or energy anyway.”

You found yourself smiling back at Oz. 

Oswald let his hand go from the documents and let you lift them back up to view. 

“Please, my love, one more time. With your one true beautiful voice.” 

You leaned down to the side of his face and gave him a kiss on the cheek. “With pleasure, Ozzie!” 

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Hi there! First time asker on any blog really.

I just wanted to ask how any various versions of the Penguin would think of an S/O who’s really knowledgeable about paleontology, sharing little facts 24/7 and always rambles about dinosaurs/prehistory?

I always love seeing your posts, they’re a joy to read and BTAS Ozzie’s always been a favorite of mine.

A/N: not the Jurassic Park theme playing in my head when I read your request asdfgh. Jurassic Park was a huge part of my childhood and your girl for a minute wanted to be a tiny blonde-haired Alan Grant and Ellie Sattler love child, but alas…twas not meant to be. I did some research just to refresh my memory and…why do some of these pengys have something to do with museums and exhibits lmao. Almost every single Penguin has infiltrated a museum, enclosure, or exhibit…like…popular theme or nah?

Penguins w/ a Reader Interested in Paleontology:

Arkhamverse Penguin: 

- I mean…who else did you think helped him set up his museum in Arkham City? 

- Oswald was always intrigued by the research, dedication, and knowledge it took to explore vast locations for just a smidgen of evidence that prehistoric life lived there millions of years ago. 

- He chuckles at the thought of any caveman imagining a world of skyscrapers with men dressed intentionally as a damn bat swooping from the rooftops. 

- He breaks into a full on laughter if you inform him they’ll likely hunt Batman down and try to have him for dinner. 

Reevesverse/Farrell Penguin:

- This Oswald is always interested in hearing whatever your passionate about. 

- Just to see your eyes light up, to hear the excited hitches in your voice. He finds it all just absolutely adorable. 

- He also enjoys helping you translate certain languages that come up when a new creature is discovered or if you struggle pronouncing a certain country or region. 

- Don’t be surprised if you see little dinosaur figures or plushies around you shared living space as small surprised for you. 

Gotham Penguin: 

- Oswald is always intrigued in learning people’s strengths (usually in order to swiftly counteract them or make it someone’s weakness but not here…not now)

- He enjoys listening to you ramble about the latest discovery or your hypothesis of where certain fossils will be. 

- He loves beaming at you, asking you questions, just to keep you rambling. It allows him time to not think so much.

- Just be able to enjoy the moment as you share something you’re deeply passionate about with someone you care about dearly. He appreciates that more than you could ever imagine. 

BTAS Penguin:

- Oswald would have so many questions. Who needs the Discovery Channel or National Geographic. You sound far more passionate and sweet to listen too than any of those robotic narrators. 

- I imagine he would absolutely swoon as you explain the genealogical history of his beloved birds. How they're the modern day dinosaurs that surpassed millions of years of evolution to live and thrive today. 

- Oswald's unlimited adoration for his fellow aviary allies grows tenfold, as does his admiration of you. 

- I can see the two of you discussing various time periods and matching each other to certain extinct species of that particular time period. 

TNBA Penguin: 

- This Oswald absolutely admires the vast knowledge you hold. 

- I wouldn’t put it past him that one of these years, he’ll fund for you an opportunity to participate in a dig. 

- He appreciates your dedication to such a sophisticated and distinguished study. How are we to evolve and see what’s to come if we don’t look back on the past? 

- Oswald enjoys learning different subjects, and if it means he gets to hear you all day as well…that’s the best of both worlds. 

Telltale Penguin: 

- Oz always knew that you’d take a serious interest in paleontology. 

- When you guys were kids you always enjoyed playing with the dinosaur toys. You two used to bury them in the ground and pretend to dig up the fossils. 

- He’ll listen to whatever you have to say, anything to see you smile. 

- He does find the “big, bad” animals of prehistoric times to be the most interesting. Expect him to ask about those a lot, especially if you announce there was a new discovery. 

One Bad Day Penguin: 

- Ozzie finds it absolutely adorable, but also super intriguing. 

- He never really thought much about…the dinosaurs and how we have what we have somewhat do to their existence. 

- Now that he has you though, he’ll be able to get some questions answered. He’s particularly interested in the hierarchy shifts during certain periods. The food chain is usually are fairly fickle system. 

- Oswald will also go an extra mile to stay up to date, so he can add more to your conversations.

- He adores you and whatever passion gives you the most joy, and he wants to be able to participate. 

The Batman (2004) Penguin:

- OH COOL DINOSAURS

- I can imagine this pengy would absolute be gushing about dinos with you. 

- He’d ask you questions like; how big where they? Could they go against *insert other dino here* and no he doesn’t care that they didn’t exist in the same time period!

- Ok, ok, he does cause he understands your need for accuracy…but if you could give him atleast the hypothetical odds…

Batman Unlimited: 

- Oswald loves animals, I don’t doubt this Oz has dabbled in zoology (he…he literally formed an animal themed gang called the Animalitia…I rest my case)

- It almost seems like fate to run into you, someone whose borderline obsessed with paleontology. 

- Hours, upon hours, are spent discussing the bridge between the two studies. 

- For once he feels like he’s found someone that truly understands him. To say he’s also smitten is an understatement. 

- I don’t doubt this Penguin would also gift you paleontology related gifts; like claws, bones, and even a necklace of bracelet with a charm filled with amber.

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Would you consider writing for different Penguins with a female reader who is of small stature? (Around 5'0ft) I just think it would be cute for them to get a confidence boost because they are finally taller than someone in the slightest or at least not as short in comparison 😭

A/N: anon…not only…not only would I consider it…but I have thought about this constantly. As a wee woman standing only at (5’1)...it has crossed my mind..multiple times lmao. I think a lot about how I stand amongst me colony and other Rogues…and and yeah not very tall at all…if I’m lucky I MAY MAY be taller than Mad Hatter…depending on which universe anyway RIP Also couldn’t really think of drabbles, so they’re gonna be headcanons, hope that’s cool!

Penguins with a Short F!Reader:

Arkhamverse Penguin

- It takes him some getting used to.

- He’s used to everyone being taller than him, whether its henchmen, arm candy, or enemies.

- Having you as his partner, it’s much easier for him to lay his claim.

- To wrap his arms around your whole body.

- Not have to stretch out too far to touch and tease you. 

- Can kiss you with little to no effort on either of your parts. 

Reevesverse/Farrell Penguin

- He loves you regardless of height, you’re very near and dear to him. 

- He does appreciate being able to be eye level with you

- Thinks its cute looking down and seeing you looking up at him. 

- Makes it much easier on him to give you kisses on your head.

- He’s got stools and ladders here and there for your convenience

- He does wish he was strong enough to lift you up instead

Gotham Penguin

- He sees you as his true equal.

- Height doesn’t really matter, truth be told, but it helps when your partner shares the same measurements. 

- He doesn’t strain his neck looking up constantly.

- Neither of you have to strain to kiss the other or go up on tippy toes.

- He has the perfect close up view of your face, so he can see all your smiles he adores so much. 

BTAS Penguin

- To him it's just another sure sign you two were meant to be.

- He loves being able to hold you, and you don't have to contort your body so your head rests on his shoulder.

- Silly as it may seem, he enjoys being able to see eye level with you. Neither of you have to look up or down at each other. 

- It's so much easier to hold your hand, kiss your cheeks, kiss your lips. 

- You two can link your arms with no difficulty.

- He cherishes being able to love you at full capacity without the struggles of height difference.

TNBA Penguin

- Much like BTAS, he appreciates the fact you two can see eye to eye, yes even in a corny literal sense…

- You're level with each other physically as well as all other aspects in your relationship.

- You make him feel taller, regardless. With his chest puffed out and head held high.

- He enjoys being able to dance with you.

- You both look into each other's eyes.

- You're able to lean in and perfectly rest your head on top of his heart.

- Yep, you were definitely his missing piece.

Telltale Penguin

- So this is likely the only pengy surpassing 6'.

- Because of this he'll tease the shit out of you for your height.

- He makes up for it by receiving things from high shelves for you.

- He enjoys being able to quite literally sweep you off your feet when you're least expecting it.

- His tall lanky frame allows him to sneak up and wrap his arms around you in surprise.

- Oz loves you for you, he'll tease you, give you hell, but he wouldn't have you any other way.

One Bad Day Penguin

- First things first; Lili has you, herself, and Oswald part of the Shorties Gang.

- Oswald thinks it makes you all the more adorable to him.

- He enjoys the way you lean into him, like you fit together like puzzle pieces.

- In a world where everyone's trying to be bigger and better than him, you're a solid reminder there are some people just for him.

- He finds it cute whenever you defend someone, he admires that you won't let anything like height keep you from standing your ground.

- Nothing makes Oz more proud than seeing his short queen kick ass and take names like him.

The Batman (2004) Penguin

- So, if we’re sticking to the 5’ mark, you’re still taller than this Oswald.

- Doesn’t mean he won’t appreciate it though.

- He's glad you're closer to his height than most.

- He's still proud he's got a tall s/o.

- That'll assist him and carry him around (even though you're only taller to him, and don't do it in front of Batman)

- He loves you regardless, but expect him to use your superior height to his advantage

Batman Unlimited Penguin:

- He never thought he'd see the day that someone would have him as a partner.

- Let alone be near his height? Just makes you all the more special.

- It definitely feels great, it must've been destiny.

- He's proud of how well you handle your height in stride, and solve whatever obstacles occur due to your height.

- He refuses to let anyone tease you about it.

- If anyone did tease your preciousness and your precious height, he'll make sure they will never be able to again.

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[riddle-me-ri]

Can you write the Penguins getting a strip tease from their s/o? Love your work and thanks!

a/n: ahhh yess I would absolutely love to do this. I also love that I got two requests for this lol.

Content Warning: suggestive material (subtle mentions of nudity and touching and daddy kink)

The Penguins Reacting to Being Strip Teased

Arkhamverse Penguin:

- Oh, he’s delighted. 

- Oswald slouched further into the chair or loveseat he was sitting in. 

- He leisurely takes a drag off his cigar as he watches you intently.

- His grin grows wider as you slowly and sensually remove each article of clothing. 

- You strutted your way towards where he sat, eyelids heavy.

- A small trail of clothes laid behind you in your wake.

- Oz spread his legs further apart, to allow you more room to get between them. 

- You smirked as you quickly discarded the rest of your underwear and took your place in his lap.

Reevesverse/Farrell Penguin:

- Oswald loves it when you surprise him like this.

- It’s the best way for him to distress after a long day of hustling.

- His hands are constantly gripping his knees, wishing he was gripping you instead.

- He’d like to consider him somewhat of a patient man, and as much as he loves a good tease.

- You’re driving him absolutely mad with how slow you’re squirming out of your outfit you wore tonight. 

- He tries to encourage you to pick up the pace by buttering you up with compliments with his deep honey-ed voice. 

- “So gorgeous, so sexy…so mine..”

- “I don’t know what I did to deserve you…”

- And of course, a classic, “c’mon sweetheart, don’t want to keep Daddy waiting..”

Gotham Penguin:

- Oswald suddenly feels like he’s wearing much too many layers. 

- He’s constantly pulling on the collar of his shirt and his bow tie. 

- He can’t catch his breath–despite running cold, he feels himself breaking into a sweat. 

- Oswald can’t even defend himself when you giggle about how flustered he looks.

- Like a fish out of water gasping for air, his eyes as wide as entree saucers. 

- The faintest red dusting along his pale cheeks. 

- Oswald’s breath hitches with every drop of clothing and every step you take closer to him.

- Even as you get on your hands and knees and crawl right up between his legs.

- Oswald has a white-knuckled grip on the arms of his chair–his whole body rigid and stiff–

- But that’s not the only thing. 

BTAS Penguin:

- Oh, oh…oh my…

- Oswald is…surprised to say the least. 

- Not that he isn’t appreciative or doesn’t enjoy it–

- He’s just…not used to this sort of…exchange? This type of intimate surprise. 

- The fact you’re willing to treat him to a private show where you slowly reveal your most intimate parts to him…

- That is how he sees it too. 

- It’s not just a simple strip tease, especially not to him and especially when it comes to you. 

- He may not know how to properly…respond or react (if there even is such a thing, again he’s unsure)

- But he does feel an overwhelming sense of adoration and lust wash over him like he’s never known.

Telltale Penguin:

- Oz has been to many different strip clubs whilst partaking in illegal boxing matches and arm deals in England. 

- Yet, none of those performers could even dream to hold a candle to you. 

- He will never get tired of seeing you, especially seeing you get naked for him. 

- No matter what he thinks you’re going to do, you manage to surprise him. 

- You look like you’re about to shimmy out of your lower clothes, but you end up actually grabbing the ends of your upper clothing.

- The hardest part for you is to try and keep him at bay when you do it however. 

- Always stopping him at arm or leg length to keep him from touching you and ending the show early. 

- You can’t help but beam with pride knowing you have this kind of effect on him. 

One Bad Day Penguin:

- Oswald is absolutely giddy. 

- Like Arkham and Farrell Penguin, he’s definitely enjoying himself. 

- Even though this isn’t the first time you’ve done this (and definitely won’t be the last), you still manage to drive him wild. 

- You make his blood run hot and his heart skip a beat like a school boy and he can’t get enough of it. 

- Oz can never get enough of you. 

- However, he never tries to rush it, no matter how much he wants to. 

- He knows better than anyone that good things come to those who wait. 

- And he adores nothing more than this sensual build up to another extraordinary night of passion with you. 

The Batman (2004) Penguin:

- Wolf whistling, tongue hanging out, howling–the whole gag.

- The Penguin honestly turns into a full on dog for several minutes. 

- Ozzie is adorning a large wide grin that could rival the Joker’s. 

- He is absolutely here for all of this. 

- He loves it when you treat him to these delectable little shows. 

- Ozzie is much worse than Telltale Penguin in terms of keeping him at bay. 

- Many of your other strip teases have ended abruptly as soon as you reveal the right amount of skin. 

- Man has no patience whatsoever. 

Batman Unlimited Penguin:

- Oswald..is a nervous wreck.

- To say Oswald is a mess when you start stripping is…an understatement. 

- He’s never been in a romantic relationship such as this…especially one where someone is so intimately open. 

- Oswald’s heart is beating rapidly against his chest, he's like a deer in headlights. 

- Does he say something? 

- What does he do? 

- Is he supposed to do something? It feels like he should do something, right? 

- You’ll have to gently relax him and assure him that he just has to sit back, relax, and enjoy. 

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[riddle-me-ri]

Ok so I got this idea from your squishing face post for the pengys like just the idea of embarrassing him :3 how about an s/o who would just pop in during a meeting and call ozzie some embarrassingly cute nicknames

You: hello my dearest cutest little pengy wengy what do you want for dinner? 😘🥰💋💖

Him: 🐧

His men: 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

A/N: hehehe…if this isn’t some shit I’d try to pull asdfgh. Not always, but like a time or two. Just to hear him sigh in embarrassing disappointment lmao. Once again, sorry that some of these kinda follow a different scenario but the essential headcanon of them being embarrassed is there lmao

Reader Embarrassing The Penguins:

Arkhamverse Penguin:

- Oswald was bending his men’s ears so far back, they might as well have fallen off. 

- Nightwing apparently ruined their trip to the docks to retrieve a shipment of weapons. 

- Veins along Oswald’s neck and hands were popping. 

- "Hey Ozzie wozzie! I was just wanting– oh! So sorry I didn't know you were having a meeting! 

- Oz's face instantly went white as a sheet as all the blood and heat from his anger was drained. 

- He looked over his shoulder, a slight shaky smile on his face. "Uhh yeah..its all right, love. I'll be with you in a minute, yeah?" 

- You nodded beaming happily as you closed the door. 

- Some hushed snickers could be heard from his men

- Only for them to be silenced by a slamming fist to the table.

- "I better not hear a peep out of any of you about that…or else you're all gonna be lunch to the Croc! Now…back to business."

Reevesverse/Farrell Penguin:

- I am not entirely sure why, but I can imagine this Oz likes beating you to the punch?

- He knows how you normally greet him, especially when you usually assume he’s alone. 

- So as a countermeasure if he’s in a meeting or is talking to security, he beats you to the pet names. 

- “Yes, sweetheart?” “What’s going on, sugar?” 

- However, that doesn’t always stop you from throwing in a “pengy baby”, “my handsome penguin”, and of course a personal favorite; “daddy”.

- Oz may scratch the back of his neck nervously, but chuckle all the same. 

- It can be somewhat embarrassing but he adores you too much for it to get to him. 

- Nobody better ridicule you or himself when you do it, or there will be hell to pay. 

- He also doesn’t care if his men get annoyed, they just better keep it to themselves. 

Gotham Penguin:

- Okay, but no seriously…could you not? 

- It’s hard enough as it is to appear intimidating and go by “The Penguin”. 

- He knows you mean well, you don't really think twice about his reputation…

- You just see your sweet, endearing, and loving Oswald. 

- Oswald would be having a meeting with his people at the long dining table. With Butch standing at his side. 

- You come in cheerfully to see Oz, without even noticing he's in company. 

- "Hey Ozzie!" 

- Silence fills the room, a pin could be heard.

- Oswald tried to remedy it by patting your hand and telling you he won't be long…

- You nod and lean in to kiss his cheek before running off.

- He shoots daggers to Butch who continues to chortle under his breath.

BTAS Penguin:

- He’s stuck between lovestruckness and slight embarrassment. 

- Oswald doesn’t want you to stop, but knows he probably needs you too.

- He does have somewhat of a reputation to uphold in the criminal underworld. 

- Oswald adores that you are so comfortable and adore him enough to bless him with a pet name. 

- He won't be harsh or short with you, even if he's griping to his henchmen. 

- It will literally be night and day the way he interacts with you and his henchmen.

- "You fools! If your absolute incompetence continues to hinder my schemes, I will-!" 

- "Oswald? Where are you my handsome pengy?" 

- The slightest snicker comes from one of his men and Oswald is quick to silence them with a terrifying stare. 

- If they mention this incident to anyone, they will be bird food.

TNBA Penguin:

- Not that he doesn’t appreciate the sentiments…

- He just can’t exactly reciprocate them at the moment when he’s trying to take charge. 

- There are moments he won't mind, like if he's entertaining guests at the Lounge.

- Oz would lavish in the adoration you're giving him, and it shows a different side to him. 

- He's likely to tell you beforehand if he's discussing things with more…dangerous individuals. 

- It's more or less to protect you, but also to ensure you don't let any pet names slip up. 

- Whenever it does happen, he still keeps his cool meanwhile he's trying to hide his blush and not stammer his words.

Telltale Penguin:

- Why? You know how embarrassing this is for him!

- “Hey Ozzie wozzie, I was just wondering-”

- “No..no..don’t say another word.” 

- You honestly revel in his exasperated head shakes and exhausted sighs. 

- He won't ever admit it, but he does actually like it deep down. 

- He likes the fact you're comfortable enough around him to tease and mess with him. 

- The fact that you love him so much and in such a way that warrants you to give him stupid cute nicknames. 

- Sometimes he's agitated whenever you do it in front of his crew.

- But his crew knows better not to mention it ever again after an incident.

One Bad Day Penguin:

- Oh boy…

- God it’s a good thing you’re cute, it makes you get away with…well everything. 

- He’s wiping his face and pinching the bridge of his nose. 

- It’s not like he can stop you. 

- Oz does find it incredibly adorable. 

- He can't help that his face may flush just slightly. 

- Kinda like Farrell Penguin, he's also likely to dish it back to you with cutesy pet names.

- The only people allowed to tease him or mess with him about it are Lili and Freida.

The Batman (2004) Penguin:

- Ozzie groans as a cringey chill went down his spine. 

- Really? "Ozzie wozzy??"

- And in front of his criminal peers in jail? 

- You do realize he's got a reputation to protect, right? 

- He's gone toe to toe with Batman, Joker, Riddler, and even had a rag-tag team of villains of his own! 

- Oh but that…that doesn't stop you from doing it…

- It gets to a point that he doesn't even debate you or show his disdain for nicknames at least in public.

- He just becomes defensive whenever people tease him about your nicknames for him. 

- "What're you laughing at? You're just jealous!"

Batman Unlimited Penguin:

- This Oswald takes a minute to respond. 

- He’s still getting used to the foundations of a relationship…

- He completely disregarded the usage of pet names and when and where they’re appropriate to use. 

- It takes awhile for Oswald to get used to your nicknames…but they make him feel absolutely elated.

- He may be embarrassed if you do it in front of others...

- But only for a moment...because embarrassment is quickly replaced with adoration.

- If anyone mocks him or you for your endearments he's swift to silence them. 

- He's gone far too long with affection, far too long he's yearned to be addressed lovingly. 

- Oswald would be damned if he let some random henchperson or passerby get in the way of that.

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