#arkhamverse penguin x reader

[riddle-me-ri]

I've just found your blog and read just about every penguin x reader I could find man! I gotta ask for more (I'm so sorry if your askbox is closed or anything again so sorry ignore this if it is) how do you think they'd handle a chubby short reader feeling insecure? Since I know you did one for reader comforting the colony on their insecurities

Either way have a good day/night/whenever you read this, take care of yourself, and get hit with the self care and seld love beam or so HELP ME :D

a/n: awww this is so sweet, nothing like reciprocated love and support, cause if there’s any rogue that understands these insecurities it’s definitely a handful of the pengys. I hope you enjoy!

Content Warning: none

The Penguins Comforting Reader's Insecurities

Arkhamverse Penguin:

- Oswald understands all too well how you feel…

- He wishes he can just get rid of those thoughts for you.

- Oz mostly uses actions rather than words to try and reassure you.

- He will spoil you with clothes that he knows will compliment your body.

- Oz will wrap his arms around you or squeeze you.

- He will solidify his actions with words if he can tell you’re still not convinced.

Reevesverse/Farrell Penguin:

- Needless to say, this Oswald compliments you…basically daily.

- He does everything he can to put your insecurities at bay.

- Oz will fill your ears with sweet honeyed words about how much he loves to touch and hold your plump skin.

- He will tell you how your chest is his favorite pillow to nestle into.

- As his words get sweeter, his grip around you gets tighter and he pulls himself closer to you to kiss you.

- Just the warmth and sincerity in his voice may just be enough to make you convinced.

Gotham Penguin:

- Oswald hears you out, and it hurts him to hear how you feel about yourself.

- He instantly wants to know if there’s anyone in particular that said something rude or judgemental to you.

- However, even Oswald himself doesn’t know how to take care of an enemy when it’s their own person.

- Oz will want your full attention when he tells you that he wouldn’t change a thing about you.

- A king always knows what he wants, and he only ever wants the best.

BTAS Penguin:

- Oswald wishes he could find the words that could cease your insecurities for good.

- The way he compliments you is like something straight out of a poetry book or romance novel.

- He holds your hands and squeezes them reassuringly before kissing them, just adoring you the only way he knows how.

- He will spend the whole day with you, never letting you out of his sight.

- Oswald assures you that you're just the perfect beautiful dove and that you two were always meant for each other, no matter what others say or feel.

- Pretty soon, your feelings will slowly be replaced with love and contentment.

Telltale Penguin:

- Ozzie's first instinct is to go fists to cuffs with whoever said anything to you or made you feel that way.

- However, when he realizes it's just your mind…he can't help but understand somewhat.

- He knows what it's like when your mind goes out of it's way to make you feel like shit.

- Oz isn't always the most physical when it comes to affection, but in these circumstances, he pulls out all the stops.

- He rests and nestles his head on your thighs or chests, where else would he rest his weary head if you weren't generously chubby there.

- You shouldn't have to worry about your height, he's got all the height you'll ever need.

- And you'll always be the only person he will ever need.

One Bad Day Penguin:

- Oswald can tell you’re feeling insecure by just how hesitant you become.

- You don’t want to go out sporting a new dress, you don’t want to embarrass Oz, or see people judging you.

- Ozzie racks his brain trying to find a way to make you see what he sees.

- He begins flirting with you, teasingly so, not too far off from how he actually first approached you when you first met.

- You can't ignore the butterflies in your stomach or the soft smile stretching across your lips.

- Out of all the beautiful people that were in and out of the Iceberg Lounge…he only had eyes for you.

The Batman (2004) Penguin:

- Ozzie's first remedy for your insecurities is to make you laugh.

- He’ll make fun of conventionally attractive people and/or skinny people (totally not also because he has a grudge against them)

- They aren't as fun as you are, they aren't as amazingly beautiful inside and out as you…

- Before either of you realize it, he somehow goes from joking to sincere-

- He just wanted to see you smile and happy again, but he means everything he says.

- Ozzie wishes he can more, but he always hopes that his words are enough (they are)

Batman Unlimited Penguin:

- Oswald is hesitant and unsure what to do despite desperately wanting to help…

- How does he reassure someone of something he often struggles with that's only left him bitter and resentful.

- It breaks his heart to hear how you dislike your physique.

- He tries to deter them with his own words, how lucky he feels to have you…(especially…given his own appearance and age…)

- Not to make it about him but as a means to let you know he can understand and relate…

- But he has been able to be more secure in himself because someone as beautiful as you loves him for who he is and what he looks like inside and out.

- And he hopes to return the sentiment tenfold with his words and undying devotion to you.

#ri writes #the penguin x reader #oswald cobblepot x reader #arkhamverse penguin x reader #farrell penguin x reader #reevesverse penguin x reader #gotham penguin x reader #btas penguin x reader #telltale penguin x reader #one bad day penguin x reader #obd penguin x reader #the batman 2004 penguin x reader #batman unlimited penguin x reader

[batmanrogues-scenarios]

Hello. How about Killer Croc, Penguin and Joker (arkhamverse for all 3) dating reader, who is extremely good at making various traps?

!Arkamverse x S/O Being Amazing With Traps

Killer Croc

Clever little thing

Absolutely put traps in sewers and now even more people went missing

Asks for traps that either put trespassers on hook or end up being cooked

Praises them

Joker

Finally someone useful!

Walks very often to them with new ideas in mind

The more flashy, the better

Loved the one where the person ended up flying up in the sky and blew up with fireworks forming Jokers face; it was most romantic thing S/O could have done

Prefers them over Harley which makes her really hate S/O

Penguin

Well, well great job sweetheart

Very interested in using their craft

Pays them good money and they're the boss when he's gone

Absolutely plays favorite with S/O

#pati writes #arkhamverse killer croc x reader #arkhamverse joker x reader #arkhamverse penguin x reader

[finniestoncrane]

In Your Name

Arkham!Penguin x GN!Reader, word count: 1k commission: giveaway commission for @lovesick-on-the-loose because she is the sweetest thing in the world and deserves all the penguin love i can throw her way💜🐧 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: fluff, injury, mentions of blood, i wrote oswald's accent into this so if you find that jarring, be warned!

The dull thuds of blows being landed were all you could make out for a while, that and the grunting and heavy breathing from two well-matched opponents taking it in turns to beat each other. You knew who would win the fight though, even if he had some disadvantages. Height and weight and age wouldn’t stop him though. Oswald Cobblepot might hire people to do his dirty work, but it wasn’t because he couldn’t do it himself. It was because he liked to keep his hands clean. And he kept them clean solely for you. As he put it so many times before, there was no point in having something sweet and beautiful, and getting it all dirty. Except, in certain situations. That final statement always accompanied by a wink and a playful grab at your waist to bring you closer to him.

You weren’t adverse to getting your own hands dirty though. It was only fair that you contributed something to Oswald’s business efforts, given that you were on the payroll. Skilled, tough, and completely unassuming behind the soft and overly feminine exterior, you could handle yourself just fine. In most circumstances. Unfortunately, you’d found yourself in one where your opponent was just that bit better, and you’d paid for it. 

Stumbling back to Oswald, collapsing in a pained heap on the floor by his desk, he’d barely finished making sure you weren’t at an immediate risk of dying on him before he was out of the door, meeting face to face with those that had dished out your beating. His enemies, bursting through the door of his club, intent on finishing you off. Only to come face to face with the short-statred crime boss himself. Not a good ending for them.

Oswald walked calmly back into his office. The wailing on the other side of the door could still be heard, but was now muffled slightly. Whatever had transpired beyond where you could see had been rough, terrifying. And it sounded like a lot of it was down to Oswald himself, and not his goons despite them being taller and stronger than him. No, this was a message he had delivered personally.

Breathing heavily, he steadied himself against the wall. The bandages wrapped around his hands were stained with blood, and he was slowly removing them. With a tentative tap, he pressed two of his fingers against his lip which was bright red and definitely swelling. He’d taken a beating, a spectacular one it seemed. Though you could only imagine that he’d given just as good as he’d gotten. 

“Oswald… look at you. Your lip. Your hands!”

It was taking everything in you not to cry, knowing how much that would upset him or stress him out. But he could hear the quiver on your voice and immediately moved to placate you, reassuring you that he was fine, if not a bit bashed and bruised.

“Oh, love, if you fink this is bad, you should see the other guy! In fact, a delicate fing like yourself shouldn’t have to look at something so ‘orrid.”

You wanted to reach for him, to grab him and hold him and soothe him, but unfortunately you were entirely unable to. Noticing the way you shifted and winced, your movements painful over your entire body, Oswald quickly shuffled over and sat down on the floor beside you. With a warm hand, still streaked in blood, he stroked your cheek. 

“How’re you feeling, love?”

Taking stock of everything you had gone through, you weren’t quite sure how to answer. You could fight, yes. You often took people by surprise with your skills, given they assumed from the look of you that you were just a ditsy little thing. But you were still a lot weaker, physically, than most of the people you came across in your line of work. And sometimes they got the better of you. However, despite your beaten body and broken nose, you couldn’t help but feel a little bit giddy. This was a chance for Oswald to do what he was best at, what he loved doing: doting on you. 

“I don’t know, Oswald. I’m hurting a lot, but nothing a few expertly placed kisses wouldn’t help.”

He chuckled, which brought out a cough, which had him wincing in pain as his muscles tensed. Despite your own agony, you brought your body around him, acting as a weighted blanket, and grabbed him, holding him tight, squeezing him.

“Oh, my poor Pengy. You are my hero though.”

“Fanks, princess. You fink you could let go of me now, or maybe just loosen up on the ‘ug a bit. I’m worried you’re gonna break the final rib that ‘asn’t quite snapped in two yet.”

Settling back down beside him, you took one of his swollen hands delicately in your own, lifting it slowly and steadily to place a kiss on it. Even with his lip morphed completely out of shape by the bruising and swelling, you could still make out his smile.

“Y’know something, sweet’art? It does a fella good to ‘ave someone like you around to make ‘im feel better. To dote on ‘im.”

Finding what little strength and will he had left, Oswald squeezed your hand once, dropping it to the floor and using it to push himself back up onto his feet. Standing over you, feeling bolstered in his bravery after his fight by the fact that he felt statured above you, he offered you his hand to help you up beside him. 

“You sure you’re alright, love? Because I’ll go back out there and finish ‘em off.”

You offered him a silent nod, smiling as best as you could. You could have been limping, head hanging on by a thread, and still seeing him fight for you would have you feeling fit as a fiddle.

“Alright then. As long as you’re sure. Now, how about I ‘elp you get out of them tattered clothes and into somefin’ that suits a pretty fing like you a bit better?”

#penguin x you #finnie writes #oswald cobblepot #the penguin #batman fanfic #oswald cobblepot x reader #oswald cobblepot x you #arkham!penguin #arkham penguin #arkhamverse #arkham!verse

[gothamitelove]

Arkhamverse! Oswald Cobblepot with a reader who loves kissing his bald head (and overall face) even if she is not much taller than him, her being 4'11ft. That's it. That's the request <3

ofc! i love writing for this guy sm you've got no clue

arkhamverse!oswald cobblepot w/short!affectionate!reader

he is not used to this, but is very on board with it

i mean, really. even if he weren't (in his own eyes) unattractive, he's a mob boss. he doesn't really let anybody close enough to have them bestow this much affection on him.

but he's let you in. which says a lot, as it happens, about his own self-confidence (which he isn't exactly lacking in, but he's a realist above all else)

will return the favor, often in public if you're alright with that.

will start asking for kisses ("how about one before i go, luv?") because he's damned if he's not capitalizing on this

takes great pride in seeing the rather shocked expressions of the people who see you doing this in public. yeah, that's right, you've chosen him, and he's chosen you, and everyone else can suck it

#asks #oswald cobblepot #the penguin #arkhamverse #x reader #oswald cobblepot x reader #arkham knight #arkham city #batman rogues #headcanons #gender neutral reader

[sweetlikehoneystingslikeabee]

Can I have a penguin party ask for an S/O that is his sugar baby? What's that dynamic like and what do the penguins expect from them?

"Sugar Baby" Penguin Party Ask

First penguin party ask 🥳 Ohhhhh my god I finally get to write for Burton penguin. He's fun! Gross bird (affectionate).

Tw: sugar daddy/sugar baby dynamics, NSFW 🔞

Batman 2022

Quintessential sugar daddy relationship. You pretty much just need to hang off his arm when he requests, be available for events, and be down for those calls when he needs to relax.

"Relax" is usually his cock down your throat or you bouncing up and down on his lap. Lots of messing around in public, sometimes stealing your panties- He's downright cheeky when he's in a mood.

He likes your company. Doesn't have a particular dress code other than "shows off your assets." The only thing he tries not to involve you in is direct business.

This isn't because he thinks you're not tough or smart enough for it, but unless you wanted to get serious, he likes keeping your relationship light and fun.

He will buy anything your little heart desires. Clothes, jewelry, textbooks, obscure gacha game shit- you earned it. Expect gifts, especially if you spend most of your "allowance" on what he considers responsible things (higher education, rent, groceries, etc).

To be clear, I don't personally like daddy kink, I do not write for it BUT. He would be the most into being actually called Daddy if that is your cup of tea.

Gotham

Least likely to have a sugar baby, but it could happen with the right person. The right person being someone who can put up with all his neurotic, control-freak bullshit.

His sugar baby can't be stupid. Let's be honest, he wasn't crushing hard on Edward just because he's pretty. What this means is any fake cutesy whiny baby voice for stuff is an instant turn-off. Or playing dumb.

His sugar baby is going to wear what he wants them to wear. In truth, it's actually not that bad- not too exposing or skimpy. Definitely black with accent colors to match him. Probably a collar or choker since you're official.

Oh yeah, you're official. He doesn't do casual well. Very jealous and even if you're not in a true romantic relationship, you probably shouldn't date anyone else just in case.

He has a very base set of rules on how to behave that he expects you to just know. Break rules at your own fucking peril. He gets off on sexual punishments. I'm talking leashes and not being allowed to cum.

Really, if you're sweet, complimentary and genuine with him, he will melt like putty in your hands. He'll get you whatever you want as long as it's within means. Stroke him off while kissing his face and he'd probably kill someone for you.

Burton

You should possibly rethink your life choices on this one. Maybe.

Look, I'm not saying you can't be a sugar baby to him, but just because you CAN. doesn't mean you SHOULD. but hey I'm not your fuckin mother.

Sex on demand, pretty much anywhere. He used to live in a sewer/abandoned zoo, he doesn't have high standards on where it is and is not okay to fuck. And you'll be fucking a lot. He's got a fingering trick to show you...

Don't be shocked that he's not shy having sex in front of others. If anything, it's a turn-on for him to show you off.

He likes skintight clothes that show off every single curve and bump on your body. You got it, you should flaunt it. That or fluffy and soft. Definitely cutesy.

There's times you have to think on your feet around him given his business, but honestly? He kind of likes you playing dumb with big fluttering eyelashes and all you want is him. It makes him feel good.

He kind of just tosses money at you every once in a while, or you can just ask? Like, you can tell him what you're going to spend it on, but honestly, he doesn't care.

You make his day a bit brighter, make him feel handsome, and ignore the way he eats. Its all a good transaction and he figures you've done your part of the deal.

Sometimes... sometimes he wishes it was real.

Arkham

Ice, ice baby- you are going to be high end fashion and dripping in jewelry. Huge fur coat (or faux if you have some kind of thing about that, he says), always warm for the Iceberg Lounge. You LOOK expensive.

Even as a sugar baby, you're representing him, his image. He wants you to look like you've just walked out of one of his prized "collection" tanks. A treasure no one else can have.

You need to be tough to be in his orbit. He's sweet to you, of course, but he will murder and maim in front of you like it's nothing. You can have moments of weakness, but if he thinks you can't stomach it, sorry luv, but you're just not cutting it. A final check and a goodbye.

He's going to judge you if you spend your allowance money on stupid shit. In his mind, it should be useful or going towards things you know he likes (read: lingerie he likes to surprise him.) If it's school in particular, he wants to know your grades.

He's surprisingly the least sexual of the penguins on this list. Part of it is age, part of it is he's busy. You're a status symbol of a family legacy long lost. If he likes you enough, he'd probably consider paying you to have a baby to continue the Cobblepot name.

He'd marry you too, of course. But the way he says it is all very transactional. He doesn't expect you to feel anything for him, so it's better for him to not get too invested emotionally.

It makes it hard to connect with him outside the events he takes you to and the times you are physically pleasing him. If you can, though, you'll find he's very fond and protective...

#dc penguin #smut #burton penguin #arkhamverse penguin #2022 penguin #gotham penguin #penguin x reader #foxwriting

[mr-voorhees-husband]

ANON IM SORRRY I DID A DUMB BUT

THIS IS FOR THE ANON WHO WANTED PENGUIN N HARVEY DENT X VIRGIN READER

Also I'm sorry for being like, hella dead on here. Life's been life, to put it bluntly.

How about.. Arkham!Twoface and... Reeves!Oz

Warnings/tags: losing your virginity, soft sex, very gentle, Daddy Kink (Oz), slightly ooc Harv? Idk its my hc version so..

Reader: Gender Neutral, virgin

Arkhamverse! Harvey + Harv Dent

Good god are they soft.

They were scared that you'd yet to sleep together, but, when you finally came clean? Both were so relived they didn't even realize what you said at first.

The first one to fully react it Harv, he wasn't as worried about the 'no sex' thing as Harvey, surprisingly. So while he was relieved, it clicked almost immediately.

He chuckles and grins, taking control so he can yank you to their chest and tilt your head up with his hand, Harvery's resting on your waist, "Why didn't ya' just say so, Doll? Y'know we'll never judge ya'."

Oddly gentle for such a sleazy, rough man, but it's simply because he can understand it. He technically was a virgin too, even if Harvey wasn't. Yeah, he'd know what to do, Harvey had plenty of experience, but, he'd never actually had sex before.

The idea of you both being eachother's firsts made him giddy, already planning the perfect date night to end with you three in bed.

Harvey, on the other hand, when he comes too, is so completely awestruck. He really had expected someone else to sleep with you before him.

The fact no one had though... it's kinda hot to him. Unlike Harv, he's excited at the idea because this means he gets to mold you to be absolutely perfect for them

They both get very possessive at the idea, though. This means they'll be your only frame of reference, and if they do good enough? You'll only ever want them.

"Oh, darling..." Harvey mumbled against your skin, watching in awe as you whined and squirmed on the bed. They'd been unintentionally teasing you for what felt like hours, calloused fingers stretching you open while a rough hand rubbed and stroked your most sensitive parts. "You look amazing."

"Harrv.." You whined, hoping that maybe if the other took control, they'd finally fuck you like you'd been planning for them too.

"Yeah, dollface?" Harv muttered, moving up just a bit to kiss your chest. They didn't stop their assault, though, continuing to bring you to your third climax of the night. "What'dya need?"

"You two- please-" You almost sobbed out the words, moaning as they sped up their ministrations.

"Soon, sweetheart." Harvey promised, kissing your jaw.

"We'll fuck you real soon." Harv agreed, nipping your clammy flesh with a lovestruck grin.

Over all, extremely soft and sweet about it. When they fully take you, they're muttering praises against your skin. Harvey telling you how good you're doing, thanking you for letting him do this, while Harv is growling out how good you feel, how gorgeous you look splayed out like that

Aftercare is a must, of course. If you're exhausted, they'll carry you to the bath and help you scrub off all the sweat and cum, cooing softly as they do it. They're absolutely in love right now, literally over the moon that you'd trust them both enough to take your virginity.

The morning you have breakfast in bed and a nice planned day of relaxation and plenty of cuddles.

They secretly hope you'll want to do something else that day, something a bit more sensual, but they're happy to just have you in their arms.

Reevesverse!Oswald Cobblepot

Okay let me explain, my friend's version of Oswald literally made me simp SO hard that I went looking for an Oz that was similar. I read one fanfic of this guy and he won me over. Sorry anon I declined I was wrong this guy is such daddy material, i will gladly write for him now <3

"Hm? Oh, okay, sweet cheeks."

Yeah, that's his response. It takes him a moment to fully process it, honestly, but he doesn't tease or mock you, he never really does. Instead he urges you onto his lap, kisses you softly and goes "do ya' want daddy t' change that, sweet thing?"

Immediately after you agree though, he's giving you that smile he gets when he's made a good deal, kisses you again and softly tells you to wait here until one of the girls comes to get you.

Eventually, when one of the girls do come and grab you, you make it into your room and are pleasantly surprised to see how much Oz has set it up just for you.

He'd make it overly romantic, but, in a good way. Candle are lit, some soft music in the background (or the slightly muffled music from the club below), with nice silk sheets and champagne or wine (whatever's your preference) for when you finish.

He starts it off slow, letting you set the pace so he knows for sure how you want to handle it. Getting you to straddle his thighs, hands resting on your hips as you kiss and slowly grind down against him.

He's so unbelievably sweet, the exact opposite when he's in the club. The sleeze isn't gone, but the teasing is, giving you whatever you whine or ask for in moment. You want his mouth on your neck? He'll gladly oblige, licking, kissing, and biting every inch of skin he can reach.

Oswald has to prepare you, definitely, he may not be that long below the belt, but he's wide. He won't even humor the idea of fucking you properly until you can take at least two fingers, though, preferably three.

When you're finally nice and loose for him, though, he'll ask you softly if you're 100% sure you want this. When you agree, downright begging him to fuck you already, he gets a small, loving smile and shushes you gently.

"Go slow, sweetheart." Oswald groaned out, keeping careful hold on your thighs so you couldn't try and slam down like you wanted too. "I know ya're excited, but ya' gotta go slow so I don't hurt'cha."

"Ozzie please-" you moaned softly, trying to force him deeper inside you. "Ozzie-!"

"Shhh... C'mon baby, be patient." He urged softly, lowering you down just a bit, biting back a grunt as you clenched around him. "Daddy'll get there, he's just gotta make sure ya're not gonna hurt."

"Daddy..." You whined, being met with a kiss from your lover. He mumbled softly against your lips in Italian, letting you take more of him inside you. "Daddy please.."

"Paitent baby," Oswald smiled, kissing your lips once more, "be patient for daddy and he'll make it worth it. I promise."

Afterwards, he'll help you sip on some cool champagne, before pulling you to the bathroom for a nice shower before bed. He's way more cuddly than usual, too, large arms keeping you to his belly and chest all night long.

In the morning, he'll call you both up some breakfast, and ask if you'd let him give you oral before it gets there.

"Just a snack before breakfast, sweetheart, where's the harm in that?"

An insatiable, depraved, incredibly soft and sweet man indeed.

#two face x reader #two face #harvey dent x reader #harvey dent #arkhamverse #oswald cobblepot x reader #oswald cobblepot #oswald cobblepot 2022 #batman 2022

[phobia-sweets]

Just thought of this:

All the Scarecrows you write for reacting to their trans S/O (who takes T injections) having just injected their/his leg, forgetting about it and while still sitting down laughing at a joke and slapping their thighs as a reaction. S/O then proceeds to yell out in pain because they/he accidentally slapped the spot they just injected, causing them to laugh even harder at their/his own misfortune

(Sorry if the ask is a bit long)

this took a bit long bc of the amount of characters and bc i was worried abt this being inaccurate bc i myself don't take t shots D:

Anyhow, this was fun to write!

Arkhamverse, BTAS, BTAA, DK Scarecrow x reader

Warnings & Notes: obv mentions of syringes, could be ooc in some parts bc im still a bit rusty, not proofread

ARKHAM ASYLUM

“I assume you won’t be needing help with that.” Jonathan stated quite matter-of-factly as he walked past you to his workstation. You hummed in response, gently flicking the needle to get any air bubbles out.

Sticking the needle in your thigh carefully and injecting the liquid, you watched Jonathan get to work – he was always so calm and calculated. Taking out the needle, you sighed in relief. You were taken aback by the sound of glass shattering, which made you turn towards the source of the noise – Jonathan’s work station. There, on the ground laid the remains of a glass bottle and a puddle of orange liquid. Jonathan’s irritation was evident in his… lack of an expression and tense posture. It wouldn’t have been funny if it weren’t for the second bottle falling onto the ground when he turned away. You put your other hand across your mouth to avoid laughing at the situation. Your other hand, however, landed a bit harder than necessary on your thigh, right on top of where the needle was injected.

“FUCK-” you yelled, making Jonathan turn to face you so quickly you’d think he’d get whiplash. The situation and his reaction just made you laugh even more and he practically ran to you to assess the damage. “No, Jonathan, It’s fine- I’m just-” You laughed, making him take a few steps behind.

“You really shouldn’t be so reckless with your medication-” He started, crossing his arms with a grin on his face.

“You really gonna go all doctor on me?” You laughed at him, holding onto his shoulder for balance.

“I’m afraid so.” He said, grinning.

ARKHAM KNIGHT

Gotham was in complete, utter chaos. Ever since Scarecrow announced his prescense and the Arkham Knight’s militia came to the city, everyone left – except for the people wanting to take advantage of the situation and the people trying to resolve the situation. People like the penguin, Mad hatter and even firefly were in the city, doing what they did best.

You had been just taking your t-shots when the comms rang – Nygma was trying to contact Jonathan. Putting the empty syringe on the table, you walked into his lab.

“Jonathan, you done yet? Nygma is uhh… trying to contact you.” You walked into his lab – it was pretty clean if you ignored the stray bottles and notes laying around. “Said it’s something about-”

“His plans do not concern me. He’s distracting batman – that’s all that matters right now with him.”

“Allright, I’ll make sure to tell him.” You chuckled at his irritation with Nygma and walked just outside the lab. You turned on the radio, hearing nygma mutter something about having to wait so long. “Nygma?”

“You?! I called scarecrow, not you!”

“Yeah, well, he isn’t available right now.” You sighed, already tired with him. “So leave a message or call later.” You could practically hear the smoke come out of his ears as he started,

“What could be so important he can’t answer to me?!”

“I don’t know, working? Making more toxin? Planning? There’s a lot of options, if I’m honest.” You laughed. Before he could respons, the connection cut. Did he break it in frustration? Did he cut the connection? Whatever the case, you found it funny. You started to quietly laugh at him, slapping your thigh. You shouted in pain, catching Jonathan’s attention in the lab. This only made you laugh more, and he came out.

“Are you allright?” He asked, voice emotionless as ever.

“Ye- yeah, just- give me a moment here.” You responded, laughing on the ground.

BTAS

“You’re sure you weren’t imagining it? You know, wouldn’t be too outrageous if one of them toxin canisters were leakin’..” You questioned Anthony, one of Jonathan’s goons doubtfully, with a slight smile on your face.

“No, no! I swear! I saw it with my own two eyes!” He tried, but you weren’t buying it.

“Batman has a kid fight for him? You really believe that?” You asked, unknowing that he did, indeed have a boy wonder fight by his side now. “I mean, I’d expect him to be against having some kid fight with him.”

“No, I saw a guy get his ass handed to him by that kid!” Nigel joined in.

“You what?” You asked, giggling a little. “You’re sure?”

“Yeah! He was maybe like this tall-” He started, holding up a hand at a height he claimed this boy wonder was at. “And the guy didn’t stand a chance!” You laughed at this, slapping your hand at your thigh, where you had a fresh injection site. You felt a sting in your thigh, and cursed in pain.

“OW, SHIT-” you yelled, standing up from your chair. Nigel and Anthony looked at you worriedly, which only made you laugh at the situation.

“What’s going on here?” Jonathan asked as he walked into the room.

“Boss- They just- yelled in pain and now-” Anthony started explaining as Jonathan looked down at you.

“I’m- I’m fine, I promise.” You laughedm looking up at Jonathan. “Just stings a bit” He furrowed his brows at this, concerned.

“We’ll uhh… leave them to you, boss,” Anthony said as he dragged nigel with him outside the room.

“...Did you hit the injection site?”

“Maybe.”

“I told you not to-”

“Well, I was livin’ in the moment, Doc.”

THE DARK KNIGHT TRILOGY

Jonathan’s lab wasn’t the best choice when it came to taking your shots. It was grimy, messy and… well, not very hygienic. Rust covered many of the metallic surfaces and chemical bottles littered the tables. Yet here you were listening to a radio, sticking a needle into your thigh. You’ve grown used to it – the sting of the liquid spreading wasn’t as bad as the soreness that came afterwards. The radio next to you hadn’t played any songs in a while – instead the hosts were having a conversation, which you had been listening to while waiting for Jonathan to come back. He had gone to fetch something – a specific chemical he needed.

Jonathan oepned the door to the lab, hearing you giggle at the radio. He didn’t pay too much attention to it until he heard a slap and an “OW, FUCK-” coming from you. He quickly walked so he could see you, hand resting on your thigh – presumably the spot you had slapped. He raised his eyebrow, until he noticed the discarded syringe next to you. He sighed, watching as you started laughing even more at your own misfortune. He said nothing, and went back to work with a smile.

BATMAN AUDIO ADVENTURES

Taking your testosterone wasn’t that scary – you’d gotten used to the needle with time. But whenever Jonathan insisted on doing it for you, it was a different story. He had this effect of making even the most innocent things seem atleast a bit unsettling – He prided himself in that. He grinned as he inserted the needle in your thigh without much of a warning, making you jump slightly at the sting.

“You know – you could warn me when you do that.”

“oopsie-daisy, seems I forgot - ” He laughed and pulled out the now empty needle, setting it aside. “but a little scare never killed anyone.”.

“I’m going to have to disagree with you there.” You responded, furrowing your brows at him.

“Now, when has anyoene ever died from a little fear?” He started, standing up proudly. “I would know, yes?”

“You’re goddamn annoying, you know that?” You smiled up at him. He laughed in response, grabbing his burlap mask and putting it on.

“Oh shoot, am I?” He jokingly asked, dramatically turning towards the door. “I’m afraid I just don’t believe that.”

“Oh you fucking-” You started, slapping your thigh and standing up. In that moment, you had completely forgotten about just having a needle in your thigh just moments ago. You felt a sharp pain in your thigh and yelled in pain – catching Jonathan off guard. You started laughing at your own pain and forgetfulness, to which he started giggling along.

#arkhamverse scarecrow x reader #dk scarecrow x reader #BTAA scarecrow x reader #BTAS scarecrow x reader #jonathan crane x reader

[quandaryqueen]

Your body, my temple

Arkhamverse Riddler X Reader

You've made friends out of Penguin's girls in the Iceberg lounge and our feisty Riddleman doesn't like it.

Title above is inspired by Your body, my temple by Will Wood.

Put on your stripper playlist and let's give Mr. Nygma a show.

Also, I'm not good at writing sexy scenes in general, so excuse me as I go and sob in a corner.

- Edward is fickle little thing. Always so absorbed in his work that he barely has time to spend with you. Nothing new, but get this, he's also irritable if you're not there. That you're out there, spending time with Oswald's girls. Hypocrite much? Indeed. He's happy to see you making friends not really, since you pay less attention to him because of it. But for the love of riddles, he wants your utmost attention at forefront all the time even if he doesn't pay attention to you 🤦🏻‍♀️ he's a complicated one, I know.

- It was one time that he brought you to one of his meeting with the Penguin in the Iceberg lounge, maybe you were getting bored with all the heist chat they were having when you started a conversation with one of the girls. Somehow, you ended up in the backstage with the rest of the girl's without Edward's notice. Although he is now made aware that you have, indeed, told him you were going there, he just didn't notice it. Then after that, you were thick as thieves.

- Basically:

Edward: This is MY Y/N! Go get your own!

Iceberg lounge girls:

- I mean, who could blame you? Estella and the other girls were pleasant company, not to mention, they knew how to have fun. If you have a strong motherly instinct and aura, they would be extra close to you. Generally, it just a good time where girls are extremely tight knit and supportive of one another. Then there's the extreme closeness, personal space does not exist for them.

- There was a time you visited with Ed again for another meeting, and the moment they saw Eddie the girls knew you were there. The Riddleman thought he has made a fanbase out of the Iceberg lounge girls, when they suddenly floundered by your side and pulled you into the dressing rooms again to hang out. And he was pissed because of two things; one, how dare they ignore him and two, how dare they take you.

- So yeah, the boy's bitter and salty.

"Jealous? No why would I be? It's not like they saw you naked before. Oh, they have?" ... Well he doesn't have a rebuttal for that. "How did they saw you naked?"

Your constant hang out with them leaves him questioning everything about you. Because after you spending them with them, you'd have oddly placed bruises. Places between your legs, your arms, forearms and not mention, how you walk weirdly... Wait...

"I'm taking pole dancing lessons with the girls. I keep telling you that every time I go out and leave."

"You have? Xjdnjf— well of course you have! I know that!" He doesn't. He wasn't even aware you were telling him all the time and that is how busy he is.

Well thanks for that clarification/reminder, he almost had a breakdown at the implication. He slacks from relief. Well thank god. He thought he'd go ballistic if you were having an affair.

- But that still doesn't change the fact that he's one clingy mf who refuses to share you. Sure, he trusts that you aren't trysting with Oswald's worker, but his insecurity eats at him and the relentless thought of you abandoning him is a massive problem. He doesn't have any time to pay attention to you, but being in your very presence really does keep him going. And when you're gone, something feels missing and suddenly everything he does is wrong because you're not there.

- Another meeting at the Iceberg lounge and the girls has taken you away again much to his annoyance. He is this 😡🤏 close into personally dealing with all of them. Screw putting them in the riddle box as baits, he'll wring their necks and snap it like a twig.

"Hey Eddie-honey, can I borrow your coat?" And you have the nerve to turn to him with a coy smile. Are you that careless to his growing wrath? You're not that oblivious, he settled for you and he doesn't settle with that oblivious people!

Nevertheless, he begrudgingly shrugs his coat off and hands it to you. He didn't hold off a sneer at your direction from the annoyance that persists within him as the group of girls tailing you were giggling amongst themselves like your very own flock of fan girls. But he can never say no to you. In these circumstances, anyways. He is one stubborn nut and it is rather difficult to get through him.

"Thanks, dear. I'll be off with the girls," you plant a quick peck from his lip, slightly easing him from the discomfort of envy in him. Then, you were gone again. And he was alone.

The lounge was booming with music as always, and yet there were hardly any customer. Come to think of it, he doesn't think Oswald's here yet.

"Where's Oswald?" He calls for the passing worker after she had layed out a tray of drinks for Edward. He immediately recognised them as the girl you referred to as Estella, and you were rather fond of her.

"Mr. Cobblepot isn't here yet, Mr. Riddler. He sent me to tell you that he'd be delayed for a short while, so he organised some entertainment for you while you wait."

So you're telling him that Oswald is going to be late and that you left him alone to spend time with the workers there?

Before he can fume in anger, the lights darkened and the stage was lit with a foreboding shade of red. Estella was gone before he knew it, and the stage before him had the curtains pulled aside to reveal a darkened silhouette standing by the pole.

He supposes that the "entertainment" Oswald organised for him had begun and you were nowhere to be found. He doubts that he'd be entertain, but what else is he supposed to do in an empty lounge?

Deadpan was his gaze at the show before him, but then he finds familiarity at what the performer was wearing— his coat. His green coat was hanging loosely by the performer's elbows.

OH, SO THEY LENT ONE OF THEM MY COAT?!

His eyes twitched and his knuckles had long gone whitened as his grip the armchair. His preoccupied brain didn't notice the music and how the performance started. A lone spotlight shone on the performer as they clung to the pole.

Wait... Is that Y/N?

His features loosened at the sight of you on the pole, wearing his coat atop your clothes... Oh god, your clothes—

The sight of you alone wearing something of his wardrobe is already making him squirm, but paired with this material— on a pole, with your body of fluidity and pure promiscuity, for him...

Suddenly, he was crossing his legs, his eyes never leering away from you. Oh he could never dream of it, missing a miniscule detail from your movements for him? Oh he wouldn't dare.

Suddenly, you were on all fours. And like a predator on the haunt, your starving eyes never left his form. You were in front of his, on your knees, flaunting yourself before him. Oh he would take you, but he somehow can't move a muscle in fear of missing something. You had him petrified in place from your mere visage and as much as he does not want to admit it, he always was at your mercy.

He squeezes his thighs together to somewhat relieve himself from the tension building up, swallowing thickly when you stepped on his table and bent down, his eyes on the level of your chest. At this point, he still doesn't know what to do with his hands, as they lay on his lap to hide the pitching tent.

You unravel your attire, pulling strings from the leather bust and loosens to reveal your glistening skin. From within your bust, you pulled the sheer purple scarf with gold question marks and used it to rope around his neck. Your scent further intoxicated his, your familiar perfume embedded on the material.

His face neared yours, he expected a kiss and so he instinctively closed his eyes and leaned closer, only for you to hold a finger to block lips from touching yours. He only opens his eyes when you comfortably straddle him on his seat, both of your arms wrapped around his neck. The Riddleman stunned beyond his mind kept his hands on his lap as he looks up at you. It was a pitiful picture to view, as he looked so cute with his pleading green gaze.

"Come on, don't be shy, Eddie-baby... Touch me," Your hot breathe tickled his ear and it ended him right then and there when your voice dropped to a low, sultry register. And the addition of your fingers tenderly raking his scalp, you might as well have made him come already.

And so he did. He held you tight within his clutch that he is positive he'd leave bruised on your hips. Something tells him it's what you liked when your breathey laugh hits his ear.

"That's it. Good boy..." Your lips touched the shell of his ear with every word, before you pulled away to perform on his lap, grinding smoothly and biting your lip as he watches.

Good boy? Good boy? Oh hell yeah, he is!

- After that, Oswald arrived and business came about as usual and the Riddleman tried his best not to leer at your direction again. Even if he did, he'd remember the transaction from a few moments ago, redden, and turn away.

- Thank god he's always in your good graces or else he'd be begging you to pay attention to him. And he hates begging, he's not desperate. Not that desperate

- After the meeting, he still has the scarf around his neck and his coat on you. The trip home was silent and quick, but once you arrived, the coat and scarf were long gone, along with the other article of clothing, as the night progresses loud and slow.

#edward nigma #edward nygma #riddler x reader #edward nygma x reader #dc x reader #dc x you #edward nashton #arkham riddler #arkham riddler x reader #edward nashton x reader #arkhamverse #suggestive

[theodorecanaryhood]

Broken souls

Jason Todd x gender neutral reader

Reader is Roman Sionis’ child, aka Black Mask and is friends with the second Robin. Takes some turns. Arkhamverse

Warning: violence and swearing

You were friends with this kid for such a short time, but it felt like a lifetime.

One summer during school break you visited your Dad, Roman, at the mansion. The Guards all over the property to keep trespassers at bay. They greeted you as you walked in.

‘Morning Mr/Miss Sionis’ they would say, you smiled as you passed them. You never really agreed with your Father’s job, but you never said anything.

You were 5 when your Mother left, your Dad stepped up and took care of you. With the help of Carmine Falcone and occasionally Oswald Cobblepot. You still felt alone sometimes.

‘Dad, I’m back’ you cheerily called through the house, your Dad ran over to greet you, giving you a hug.

‘My kid, hey, how was school?’ He asked with a smile as he walked with you to the kitchen.

‘Was good, Mrs Cole has asked if I would consider taking a masters in Science when I go College’ you beamed, your Dad smiled as he looked at you, taking a beer out of the fridge.

‘That’s great y/n’ he smiled, he was a different person around you, compared to how he was with other people. He was always calm and gentle when he was with you. Sometimes you forgot that he was Black Mask, how he made his money.

..........

Robin was at the scene of a crime, Black Mask had teamed up with two face, Riddler and Penguin again.

‘Batman, this is getting ridiculous now, we need to do something about these criminals’ he spoke firmly, he was always hot headed.

‘Robin, this is the beginning of the end for these guys, we have enough evidence to put them behind bars’ Batman replied.

‘Ok’ Robin sighed, ‘what about the arms dealers?’ He followed up as Batman crouched down to look closer at the weapon that was left behind.

‘I’ll deal with them, I need you to be ready, take a position up high’ Batman gave his orders to the fifteen year old.

‘When do you need me to drop in?’

‘You’ll know when you see it’

Robin sighed again as he grappled himself up onto the roof, Batman took a ready position.

......

Jason wasn’t a close friend, but he was a good friend. The two of you inseparable from the start. Eventually, you and him became best friends.

He had no idea who your Dad was, you had no idea who Jason was. It all seemed bliss at first.

Jason was laying on your bed with you, not knowing when the sun went down or how late it was. The two of you watching videos on YouTube together and chatting.

‘Your Dad has texted you again’ Jason said as he saw the millionth text from your Dad flash up on your phone, you sighed.

‘He’s working late again, he’s probably just checking up on me’ you said as you replied to the message.

‘What time is it?’ Jason asked you, you went wide eyed at the screen.

‘Shit it’s 2am’ you gasped, Jason sat up abruptly as he went to grab his shoes.

‘Fuck I better go home’ he said, you reached out and grabbed his arm.

‘Or you could stay here, I mean my Dad won’t be home till tomorrow afternoon, and yours is out of town’ you smiled, Jason grinned as he put his shoes back on the ground and lay back down on your bed.

‘Ok, shall I sleep on the floor?’ He asked, you shrugged.

‘I mean, the bed is more comfy, we can top and tail’ you suggested, Jason held his arms out.

‘Nah, let’s just cuddle instead’ he said, that’s when you laughed and got in bed, with Jason’s arms around you.

‘Good night Jason’ you smiled

‘Night y/n’ Jason replied with a sigh

.......

Roman wasn’t pleased with Oswald, nor was he happy that you had gotten involved. But here you were.

Face to face with your Father, Oswald and Two Face.

‘It wasn’t my fault’ you said sternly, your Dad chuckled.

‘I deal with this stuff all the time y/n you have no idea what it is like to see, well, criminals getting their hands on young kids or teenagers, God only knows what they could’ve done to you’ Roman said, calm voice but firm authority behind his voice.

‘Did they die?’ Oswald asked seriously, Roman shot him a look.

‘No’

‘Then leave the boy/girl alone, if they want to help’

‘This isn’t your place Penguin, I’m their Father’ Roman snapped back.

‘Dad, Os is right’ you defended him, ‘I was trying to help’ you declared.

.....

You lay in your bed, tossing the pillows as you kicked the covers down. That was when you heard the light taps at your window.

‘Jason?’ You whisper called as you poked your head out, ‘what the hell are you doing here?’ You asked.

‘Heard you got grounded, gonna let me up?’ Jason whispered back.

Jason climbed up to your window as you let him in, Jason stood tall in front of you.

‘You and your Dad argue again?’ You asked, Jason shrugged.

‘I just needed the night out’ he replied, taking your face in his hands.

‘What are you doing?’ You asked, Jason leaned in and kissed you. You leant into the kiss but pulled away sharp.

‘Have you been drinking?’ You asked deadpanned, Jason rolled his eyes.

‘Yeah, what about it?’ He replied nonchalant, you pulled back out of Jason’s grip.

‘You can’t come here for a quicky when drunk and expect me to let you do this all the time, are we friends or is there something else?’ You asked, Jason took a deep exhale, smell of whiskey escaping his mouth.

‘Fine y/n, if you’re gonna be sensitive I’ll just leave’ Jason snapped, you grabbed his arm.

‘Sleep it off on the bed, I’ll sleep on the floor’ you said as you pulled Jason to your bed.

.....

Jason found out who Black Mask was through Batman, he couldn’t believe. Your Father. The man he spoke to at the summer barbecue at the Sionis Mansion.

What was worse it that you never told him, but then why would you? You don’t know about Jason being Robin, nor did you know that Jason knew Black Mask and your Dad were the same person.

‘Robin, we need to strike tonight’ Batman said as he grappled next to Robin on a nearby roof.

‘I can’t B, this is y/n, their Father’ Jason replied.

‘We can help them after, make sure they are safe’

‘You don’t get it B, they are not just my friend, I think I’m in love’ Bruce was emotionless at this point, he always told Jason to never get involved with anyone as it may cause an issue.

Who was Bruce kidding though honestly?! He and Selina were always causing conflict, never able to admit that they loved each other even though one was a ‘villain’ while the other was the Hero. It was different for Bruce, he saw the good in Selina, just like Jason saw the good in you.

.....

You sat outside the GCPD, waiting for your lift to take you home. Robin approached you.

‘No need to sneak up on me wonder shit, I know you’re there, Jason’ you spoke, monotone.

‘How are you doing?’ He asked, cautious to approach you.

‘Great, my Dad has been sent to Arkham by your Dad’ you looked at Jason.

‘You know?’

‘I’m not dumb, I can put 2 and 2 together, but don’t worry. I’m not gonna say anything about it’ you smiled slightly.

Jason smiled, trying to approach you as your car arrived. You stood up and walked over, not speaking but tearing up when you got in the car.

Your Father always told you that you were very old headed for a fifteen year old, but right now you felt like a small child again.

.....

Years later, Black Mask was back on the streets with a vengeance. There was a new Robin and Arkham Knight had teamed up with Scarecrow.

A lot had changed over the years, you took over your Father’s business while he was away. Which completely changed you. Broke you.

You heard from a little birdy, so to speak, that Arkham Knight was actually Jason Todd. The Same Jason Todd you believed to be dead. Nope. Alive.

You anticipated that he would show his face again, but something you didn’t anticipate was that he was too broken, broken beyond repair.

Roman knew Red Hood was coming to take him out, he knew he would make an appearance. You knew that he was a killer and wouldn’t hesitate.

Roman his you in the warehouse, knowing that you would be safe. He however, gave orders to you. If your Father was to go down, you were the one to avenge him by taking out Red Hood.

....

‘Black Mask, you should’ve left when you had the chance’ Red Hood said as he lifted him up by the scruff of his neck.

‘You don’t need to do this, I’ll give you anything you want. Drugs, weapons. I’ll take a plane, leave Gotham, never show my face again. I’ll go anywhere’ Black Mask bargained, but it was no use. Red Hood was determined.

‘How about you go to hell’ Hood snarled as he kicked Black Mask out the window, ‘say Hi to Joker for me’ he said as Black Mask hit the ground.

‘Don’t move’ you said as you approached him from behind with a gun, Hood looked at you.

‘Sionis, you’re not gonna do that’ he remarked with a shit eating grin under his mask.

‘What makes you say that?’ You growled as you held the gun up firm, aimed at Hoods head.

‘Y/n, it’s me’ Hood said as he removed his mask, you lowered the gun and looked forward in shock.

‘Jason?’ You gasped slightly, Jason tried to approach you but you lifted the gun back up, aiming it again.

‘Y/n’ Jason held up his arms, you cried a little.

‘Wasn’t bad enough the first time you took my Father away from me, now you gotta do it permanently?’ You cried, shaking a little.

‘No, I never wanted to hurt you’

‘Too late now Jason, you fucking asshole, he might have been a criminal, but he was still my Father’ Jason sighed,

‘What now?’ He asked you, placing his hands back by his side.

‘I promised my Dad, if anything happened to him I would take you out, but I can’t’ you cried as you lowered the gun again, ‘leave’.

‘What?’ Jason asked in shock and relief.

‘Leave now, don’t show your face here again, go before I change my mind’ you cried, Jason left but not before looking at you one last time.

‘I still love you y/n, always have and I always will’ then Jason left, you cried again. Falling to your knees.

Were you crying over the loss of your Father? The loss of Jason? Perhaps both? Either way, you were his new enemy, you were about to become his worst nightmare.

#red hood #red hood fanfiction #red hood x reader #red hood x you #jason todd fanfiction #jason todd x reader #jason todd x y/n #jason todd x you #gotham #jason todd #red hood x gender neutral reader #jason todd x gender neutral reader #black mask #roman sionis #batman arkham knight #batman arkham

[ragingbookdragon]

Through Hoods, Through Lace, Through Hearts--We'll Find Our Healing PT.1

Jason Todd x Reader Story (Arkhamverse)

Word Count: 2.6K Warnings: Explicit Language

Author's Note: I started playing Arkham Knight again and got inspired. Who woulda thought?? Enjoy! -Thorne

Gotham wasn’t exactly safe since Batman—or Bruce Wayne—had died. All things considered, it wasn’t as bad as it used to be now that Red Hood had moved in and started tackling the criminals Batman had left behind—permanently. Killer Moth had been the first and Roman Sionis was the second to go, and while Red Hood hadn’t outright claimed it, the leftover crew that hadn’t been pumped full of lead, had said that they saw the vigilante leaving, so it wasn’t hard to put two and two together. And it didn’t stop there.

Red Hood had started in on Penguin’s gang too. Now that Batman wasn’t around to stop the weapons and drug smuggling, it’d given the infamous gang leader a free ticket into Gotham. There were some reports about the neighboring vigilante Nightwing coming over from Blüdhaven to stop him. Rumor had it that someone said they even saw him and the Red Hood working together at one point, but it didn’t seem all to believable as the latter didn’t seem to be the partnering type.

That being said, with no one to stop him from killing all the criminals he wanted, a lot of the small-time fish got out of the business, not wanting to be met at the end of Red Hood’s handguns—it’s the exact reason she got out of the game. The money was good, and she was a damn good thief, but no amount of payout was worth her life. But somehow, trouble always managed to find her again.

***

Her file might’ve gotten deleted from GCPD’s database, but that didn’t mean she wasn’t going to take the easy way down the street and risk an officer recognizing her. She stuck to the back alleys like usual, ignoring the catcalls and sleazy comments about her outfit, but still keeping her brass knuckles around her hand—could never be too careful in Gotham.

Working an honest job sucked in her opinion, and the only thing more humiliating than working at Super-Babes was the number of tips she was getting at the end of her shift. Maybe if she smiled and flirted a bit more, they’d give her a tenner instead of a fiver. She’d half a mind to shove that five down the asshole’s throat after he ran his hand up the back of her thigh, but she was lucky that Tony had been working the kitchen shift—watching him throw the guy out on his ass was payment enough.

Even if she was managing to scrape by, working a restaurant job was kicking her ass, and something deep inside her itched for one more heist, but with the Red Hood stalking the city, there was no way in hell that she was going to risk it. The man had a reputation for leaving bodies and shell cases, and she wasn’t going to be the former. No, she was working towards a better future, getting back on track, and even if she was waitress, she was doing a lot better than most of the old crew. Most of them had either joined up with Black Mask, in hindsight, a horrible error on their part, or gotten thrown back into lockup. She was lucky—she got out during the recovery of Gotham after the whole Scarecrow and Arkham Knight deal. But that didn’t stop them from sending her the occasional request of her skills. All they received was a big ‘fuck no and fuck you’.

“(Y/N), (Y/N), (Y/N). Finally tracked you down.” Speak of the devil.

“Alex,” she sighed heavily as she turned halfway, catching sight of her old partner—and old flame, but that wasn’t important. “Figured you would at some point.” Her eyes narrowed. “What do you want?”

Alex chuckled and leaned against the wall. “No need to be so touchy. I just wanted to talk.”

(Y/N) shook her head and hiked her purse higher onto her shoulder, fingers tightening around the brass knuckles in her pocket.

“If it’s not about my next shift at Super-Babes, I don’t give a rat’s ass what it is,” she countered, glaring at him.

“That’s where you’ve been working?” he questioned, but his tone gave way to the knowingness in his gaze. “Really?”

“Not like there’s anywhere else for ex-thieves to apply, Alex,” (Y/N) grumbled. “Employers are pretty meticulous when it comes to criminal records.”

“I’m not.”

She glowered at him. “I’m not interested in whatever you want me to do for you.”

“Even if you’ll get paid?” he suggested.

“I can’t believe I’m going to ask,” she sighed, eyes narrowing at the grin that split across his face. “What are you doing?”

Alex pulled out a file and walked up to her. “I knew you couldn’t resist a big payout.”

“Fuck you,” she grunted, swiping the manilla folder from him. “Shine a light for me.”

He pulled out his phone and flicked his flashlight on, watching as she read the papers, occasionally flipping the sheets.

All at once, she paused and gaped at him. “Wayne Manor?” She blinked. “You wanna `excavate Wayne Manor?”

Alex nodded and turned the flashlight off, stowing the phone back into his pocket. “Good plan, isn’t it?”

(Y/N) breathed in shock and lowered the folder. “Are you insane?”

“I’m failing to see your issue with this.”

“You want to excavate the home of a dead man. You really can’t see the issue with it?”

“That he’s dead?” Alex offered. “Technically that’s not graverobbing. He’s been dead for like a year and a half.”

(Y/N) turned and took a step. “That’s not the issue Alex!” She spun back around and hissed, “Bruce Wayne was Batman.”

“Keyword was. Not anymore.”

“I don’t give a shit. If Bruce Wayne was Batman, then there’s a very strong chance that there’s still defenses laid around the grounds.”

“In that pile of rubble? Not likely, but that’s why I need you to help me.”

“No,” (Y/N) declared. “I’m not going anywhere near that place.”

Alex let out a sigh and crossed his arms over his chest. “And why not? You never really liked Batman. Didn’t he put you in jail once or twice?”

“Bruce Wayne was a good man that did his best to help this city whether he was dressed as Batman or not.” She affirmed. “He saved people, gave them jobs, helped them turn their lives around. No,” she shook her head. “I don’t want any part of this job, Alex. Now, later, or forever. I’m trying to do better, and you should too.”

Alex scoffed. “Oh please, getting tips for dressing like slutty Wonder Woman isn’t doing better (Y/N), and you know it.”

She ignored the insult and shrugged. “Maybe not, but I go to sleep at night knowing that I’m not going to get shot by Red Hood or some greedy gangbanger.”

At that, Alex paused and stared at her. “Are you really afraid of that prick?”

(Y/N) scowled. “That pricktook out Black Mask and his entire operation within twenty-four hoursthen immediately turned his attention on the rest of the scumbags in this city.” Taking a step towards him, she added, “He doesn’t break bones and leave you lying in pain like Batman did, Alex. He makes sure you don’t get up again. Ever. I’m not risking my neck for anything that’s stuck in Wayne’s basement.”

The man across from her was silent for a moment, then sighed. “I can’t sway you in any way?”

She yanked her hand out of her jacket pocket and flashed the knuckles around her hand. “I’d stop swaying and start running instead.”

Alex opened his mouth to say something, but all that came out was, “Oh fuck!” then he spun around and hauled off like his ass was on fire.

(Y/N) stood there dumbfounded. Sure, she could be intimidating, but there was no way she was that scary. Instead of questioning it, she shrugged and shoved the folder into her skirt, then turned sharply on her heel to start on her way back to her apartment. Until she walked straight into someone’s chest.

She gasped as she stumbled backwards, knowing she was going to fall on her ass when strong hands grasped her upper arms, keeping her upright. (Y/N) looked up and met the very man she’d been talking about. Suddenly, Alex’s explicative and escape made perfect sense.

“Oh fuck!” she blurted out, and impulsively swung her knuckled fist at the jaw of his helmet. He caught her hand with an ease and spun her around, pressing her front up against the brick wall.

“Fuck me. Oh, fuck me,” she hissed, cursing herself for not telling Alex to stick it where the sun didn’t shine the second he found her. Now here she was about to get murdered by a trigger-happy vigilante with a grudge.

“Really? Right here? But someone could see us?” The humor in his tone drew a startled laugh from her and she pressed her cheek against the wall, so she could see him.

“I swear to God I don’t have anything to do with him. Fuck, I’ll tell you whatever you want about him and his plan if you don’t kill me.” (Y/N) sucked in a breath. “Please don’t kill me. I swear I stopped pulling heists after Halloween last year. I work a decent job. I keep my nose clean. I don’t get involved in that shit anymore. Please, God, don’t—”

“Will you stop talking for like ten seconds?” Red Hood griped, one hand leaving the grasp he had on her arms behind her back to feel around her middle.

“HEY!” she shouted, thrashing wildly. “GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!”

He pressed her harder to the wall. “I’m not gonna hurt you. Calm down.”

“I’ll calm down when you get your fucking hands out of my skirt your fucking pervert!” (Y/N) spat, leaning on one leg to kick at him with the other.

“All I want is what’s in your skirt,” he sighed and pressed one of his thighs against the one kicking him. “Christ,you’re a handful.”

“And you’re a fucking sicko!” she retorted indignantly. “Is this how you get your rocks off? Assaulting innocent women? You’re so fucking disgu—”

“Got it,” Red Hood declared, and yanked out the file she’d shoved in the side of her skirt. (Y/N) fell silent when he held it beside her head. “See, that wasn’t so hard now, was it?”

She could tell he was smirking behind the red helmet and she scowled at him. “You’re fucked up, buddy.”

Shrugging, he flipped open the file and started reading. “Would’ve been easier if you hadn’t tried to run on me.”

“Well excuse me for thinking I was about to get murdered and having the initial instinct to haul ass.”

Red Hood chuckled at that, and despite how wrong the entire situation was, the low drawl made shivers go down her spine.

“Wanna tell me about your friend?” he coaxed and (Y/N) froze.

“He’s not my friend,” she suddenly protested. “I haven’t been around Alex since last year.”

“Really? You two seem fairly chummy.”

(Y/N) craned her neck to look at him. “We used to fuck when we worked together.”

“Mhm,” he hummed knowingly. “Lover’s spat then?”

Barking a laugh, she countered, “Like you wouldn’t believe.” She stared at him. “I got out when you started putting people down. Didn’t want to be a casualty.”

“That’ll do it,” he snickered. “So, you don’t know what Alex’s been up to since last year?”

“No, and I want it to stay that way, but he thinks that if he waves enough heists in my face, I’ll cave and run back to the money.” (Y/N) groaned and rested her head against the wall. “Look, I don’t know what he’s planning, and I don’t care. I don’t want anything to do with whatever that plan it. Honest to God.”

She gazed at him, feeling something akin to tears gathering in her vision, and pled, “Take the file. Hell, take all the money I’ve got in my purse if you want, just don’t kill me.” A single tear ran down her cheek. “Please, I’m begging you. I don’t wanna die now.”

Red Hood’s weight disappeared from her back and he murmured, “I’m not going to hurt you. I want the opposite in fact.” The honesty in his words made her body feel weak and her knees started to go out beneath her. “And there she goes.” He caught her before she fell.

Gently lowering her to the ground, he helped her sit against the wall. (Y/N) leaned her head back and let out a long sigh.

“Oh, thank God.”

He laughed. “Life flashing before your eyes?”

She gave a half-hearted smile. “You’ve got no idea.”

This time when he laughed, it was dark, and it made her stomach churn. “Actually, I do.”

An uncomfortable silence fell over them, then he knelt in front of her, handing her purse back to her.

“Here.”

(Y/N) took it with a nod and stared at him. “So, what happens now?”

He was quiet for a moment, then he waved the file. “I go stop your friends from digging around Batman’s home.”

“Good luck,” she replied, starting to her feet when he tutted.

“Ah-ah-ah.” He motioned for her to sit back down. “We’re not done yet.”

She grunted at him. “What do you want?”

“Information on your friends.”

(Y/N) felt her brows furrow. “Can’t you find that out yourself?”

Red Hood shrugged. “I could, but I’m always looking to make my job easier.” He observed her for a moment, then reached into his pocket and pulled out a roll of hundred-dollar bills.

Waving it in front of her, he said, “You tell me what you used to do for them and what all they’ve got going on, and you can have this.”

(Y/N)’s jaw went tight as she stared at the roll. That could pay rent and bills for at least two months. She needed the money. Her eyes darted to the mask and she swiped for the roll, but he raised it out of her reach.

“Nope,” he ribbed. “Info first.”

“Ass,” she grumbled, but conceded with a sigh. “Fine. Have it your way.” (Y/N) clambered to her feet and dusted off her tacky skirt, watching as he did the same.

“Follow me to my apartment.” Before he could say a word, she thrust a finger into his chest. “And do it from the rooftops so people don’t see you.” Her face set in a glare. “I don’t need any unwanted guests trying to get in because they saw you following me.”

She started off when Red Hood grabbed her forearm, not harshly, but firm enough to make her stop and stare at him questioningly.

“What’s your name?”

She blinked, not expecting that. “It’s (Y/N). (Y/N) (L/N).”

He nodded. “And what did they call you when you worked as a thief?”

(Y/N) huffed. “Not everyone has an alias, Red Hood.”

Chuckling, he retorted, “Yeah, but someone as pretty as you no doubt had one.”

She felt her stomach flutter at his flirt and her cheeks warmed as she looked away and replied, “They used to call me, ‘The Lady in Lace’.”

“The Lady in Lace?” he repeated, then stood next to her and pulled out a grappling gun. “Have a matching outfit, Lady Lace?”

(Y/N) shoved him in the side. “Wouldn’t you like to know.”

“I think I’d rather see,” Red Hood flirted and pressed the button, shooting off towards the roof of the building.

It was gonna be a long night.

#jason todd x reader #jason todd x reader imagines #jason todd x reader imagine #jason todd imagines #jason todd imagine #red hood #red hood x reader #red hood x reader imagines #red hood x reader imagine #dc comics #dc imagine #dc imagines #batman arkham knight #arkham knight #arkhamverse

[storybookstalker]

MasterList

Fandom List / what you can ask for/request - Needs to be Updated

Yandere Anons/Messages

Human Flesh Lamp

Jealous Face Carving

Happy toothbrush

Yum Yum Darling’s essence  

DC 

Big Brother! Jason Todd ft. Sister! Reader

Werewolf! Jason Todd headcanons

Batman x Hero! Reader 

Arkhamverse! Joker Headcanons

Riddler ft Hero!Reader small Imagine

Penguin ft Winged Hero!Reader small imagine

Riddler Headcanons #1

Scarecrow ft Fearless!Reader Imagine

Contin. of Scarecrow ft Fearless!Reader Imagine

Scarecrow ft Amnesiac!Reader Imagine

Mad Hatter ft Psychologist!Reader

Riddler ft Super Flexible Batfam!Reader 

Contin. of Riddler ft Super Flexible Batfam!Reader 

Penguin ft Winged Hero!Reader Headcanons

Brother EYE Headcanons #1

Penguin ft Neon(?) Hero!Reader

Scarecrow x reader headcanons 

Scarecrow ft Caught!Reader headcanons

Mad Hatter NSFW Headcanons

Mad Hatter Headcanons Before vs After Capture of Obsession

Jason Todd SFW + NSFW + Nicknames #1

Jason Todd SFW + NSFW + Rouge Nicknames #2

Jason Todd NSFW 

Killer Croc SFW + NSFW Headcanons

Two-Face ft Civilian!Reader 

Black Mask Headcanons

Scarecrow / Mad Hatter headcanons (separate) 

Black Mask NSFW Headcanons

Ra’s al Ghul Headcanons

Arkhamverse!Jason Todd Headcanons

Riddler General Headcanons

Scarebeast Headcanons

Poly Scarecrow + Mad Hatter Headcanons

(Some of the) Batfam as Monsters Headcanons

Mad Hatter ft Dark Haired!Reader

Scarecrow letter list - S

Scarecrow letter list - O

The Riddler Letter list - S

Scarecrow letter list - B + F

Scarecrow ft Horror Lover!Reader

Rag Doll / Peter Merkel letter list - G

Riddler ft someone who actually likes him

Jason Todd / Older!Damian Wayne letter list - V, H, A, B, + F

Marvel

Bucky Barnes ft EX Cult!Reader

Peter Parker ft Reader singing Lullaby of Broadway

Natasha Romanoff ft chubby + curvy!Reader

Steve Rogers ft Pararescue!Reader 

(separate) Mysterio / Iron man ft Runaway obsession 

Mysterio letter list - G

Mysterio letter list - A + T

Poly Steve Rogers + Bucky Barnes headcanons

Overwatch

Jessi Mccree Imagine

Assassin’s Creed

Haytham Kenway Letter list - P 

My Hero Academia 

Present Mic Headcanons

Present Mic ft Student!Reader

Present Mid ft Villain!Reader

Shinsou Hitoshi Headcanons

Eraserhead ft Technopath!Reader

Amaijki Tamaki Headcanons

Plantonic!All Might Ft His Biological Kid!Reader

The Outsiders 

Two Bit Headcanons

Jealous Two Bit Headcanons

Far Cry 5

Faith Seed and Jess Black Punishment Headcanons

Jess Black Headcanons

Seed Family Short Headcanons

Creepypasta

Hobo Heart ft nervous romantic! Reader

Dark Web Yandere

1st Dark Web Yandere Imagine

Continuation of 1st Dark Web Imagine

1# Headcanon

NSFW Imagine 

Mars

Rei Kashino General + NSFW headcanons

You

Joe Goldberg Imagine 

Black Butler / Kuroshitsuji

Sebastian Michaelis Headcanons

Holidays

Mother’s Day Imagine 

Father’s Day Imagine

Concepts / Imagines

Cunning Yandere With Friends in High Places

Popular Golden College Boy

 Fae ex Lover 

Jock + Supernatural AU

Scarecrow’s Crow Escapes VIA Batman

Yan!King vs Yan!Vampire

Delusional Yanderes are delusional

Darling: [doesn’t speak the yandere’s language]  Yandere: Haha, this won’t stop me because I have the power of love!

Scarecrow’s “tapes” 

Scarecrow’s “one night stand”

Batman ft Hero!Reader

can we get an F in the chat for DC darlings

How to manipulate a Yandere

How to get frisky with a Yandere

Soft yanderes

Scarecrow joins a bookclub

Court Of Owls 

Ghost Scarecrow

Vampire Mad Hatter

Christmas with Scarecrow

One of the reasons I started my Choose Your Own Adventure story on a sideblog

Another reason

I have a bad habit of wanting to do Fics for everything I love

The Birds and The Bees

Pets

Cats are yandere you just won’t admit it

Memes

Kermit Cooks His Rival

Local Yandere Werewolf is dumb af

When your yandere’s moves are so sick you let them catch up to you

Yandere Assigned Big Bird

Mccree has had enough of your shit

When Your Obsession Doesn’t Love You :/

UH OH SISTERS!

This isn’t really yandere nor a meme but It’s important to me

When you under arrest for murder but ya gurl’s parent’s aren’t home

You: is slightly sad or lonely

Call off the guyssss with the crOw bArs

Darling/Obsession: “No.”

Yandere Blog + Edgy Blogs

Dark!Steve meme from a REALLY FUCKING GOOD BLOG

Darling -YEET 

Buncha Memes

Gen Z darling

Not yandere but extremely important

Me, Randomly hyperfixating on miraculous ladybug 

Life-consuming obsession

Yandere’s Religion 

COWABUNGA

A surprise tool!

Monster Fuckers Where You At??

Wow I can’t believe how hard it is to pick up my crush’s signals 

Modern problems require modern solutions 

Yandere Tik Tok

Protective yanderes be like

G O D ?

Darling: I need a favor from you

Tell your friends and family bout em

Only my darling 

This sign won’t stop me because I can’t read!

Otome games 

Pile of memes

A Single Soldier...

How To Make Really Good Cookies.

#Masterlist

[riddle-me-ri]

Can you write the Penguins getting a strip tease from their s/o? Love your work and thanks!

a/n: ahhh yess I would absolutely love to do this. I also love that I got two requests for this lol.

Content Warning: suggestive material (subtle mentions of nudity and touching and daddy kink)

The Penguins Reacting to Being Strip Teased

Arkhamverse Penguin:

- Oh, he’s delighted. 

- Oswald slouched further into the chair or loveseat he was sitting in. 

- He leisurely takes a drag off his cigar as he watches you intently.

- His grin grows wider as you slowly and sensually remove each article of clothing. 

- You strutted your way towards where he sat, eyelids heavy.

- A small trail of clothes laid behind you in your wake.

- Oz spread his legs further apart, to allow you more room to get between them. 

- You smirked as you quickly discarded the rest of your underwear and took your place in his lap.

Reevesverse/Farrell Penguin:

- Oswald loves it when you surprise him like this.

- It’s the best way for him to distress after a long day of hustling.

- His hands are constantly gripping his knees, wishing he was gripping you instead.

- He’d like to consider him somewhat of a patient man, and as much as he loves a good tease.

- You’re driving him absolutely mad with how slow you’re squirming out of your outfit you wore tonight. 

- He tries to encourage you to pick up the pace by buttering you up with compliments with his deep honey-ed voice. 

- “So gorgeous, so sexy…so mine..”

- “I don’t know what I did to deserve you…”

- And of course, a classic, “c’mon sweetheart, don’t want to keep Daddy waiting..”

Gotham Penguin:

- Oswald suddenly feels like he’s wearing much too many layers. 

- He’s constantly pulling on the collar of his shirt and his bow tie. 

- He can’t catch his breath–despite running cold, he feels himself breaking into a sweat. 

- Oswald can’t even defend himself when you giggle about how flustered he looks.

- Like a fish out of water gasping for air, his eyes as wide as entree saucers. 

- The faintest red dusting along his pale cheeks. 

- Oswald’s breath hitches with every drop of clothing and every step you take closer to him.

- Even as you get on your hands and knees and crawl right up between his legs.

- Oswald has a white-knuckled grip on the arms of his chair–his whole body rigid and stiff–

- But that’s not the only thing. 

BTAS Penguin:

- Oh, oh…oh my…

- Oswald is…surprised to say the least. 

- Not that he isn’t appreciative or doesn’t enjoy it–

- He’s just…not used to this sort of…exchange? This type of intimate surprise. 

- The fact you’re willing to treat him to a private show where you slowly reveal your most intimate parts to him…

- That is how he sees it too. 

- It’s not just a simple strip tease, especially not to him and especially when it comes to you. 

- He may not know how to properly…respond or react (if there even is such a thing, again he’s unsure)

- But he does feel an overwhelming sense of adoration and lust wash over him like he’s never known.

Telltale Penguin:

- Oz has been to many different strip clubs whilst partaking in illegal boxing matches and arm deals in England. 

- Yet, none of those performers could even dream to hold a candle to you. 

- He will never get tired of seeing you, especially seeing you get naked for him. 

- No matter what he thinks you’re going to do, you manage to surprise him. 

- You look like you’re about to shimmy out of your lower clothes, but you end up actually grabbing the ends of your upper clothing.

- The hardest part for you is to try and keep him at bay when you do it however. 

- Always stopping him at arm or leg length to keep him from touching you and ending the show early. 

- You can’t help but beam with pride knowing you have this kind of effect on him. 

One Bad Day Penguin:

- Oswald is absolutely giddy. 

- Like Arkham and Farrell Penguin, he’s definitely enjoying himself. 

- Even though this isn’t the first time you’ve done this (and definitely won’t be the last), you still manage to drive him wild. 

- You make his blood run hot and his heart skip a beat like a school boy and he can’t get enough of it. 

- Oz can never get enough of you. 

- However, he never tries to rush it, no matter how much he wants to. 

- He knows better than anyone that good things come to those who wait. 

- And he adores nothing more than this sensual build up to another extraordinary night of passion with you. 

The Batman (2004) Penguin:

- Wolf whistling, tongue hanging out, howling–the whole gag.

- The Penguin honestly turns into a full on dog for several minutes. 

- Ozzie is adorning a large wide grin that could rival the Joker’s. 

- He is absolutely here for all of this. 

- He loves it when you treat him to these delectable little shows. 

- Ozzie is much worse than Telltale Penguin in terms of keeping him at bay. 

- Many of your other strip teases have ended abruptly as soon as you reveal the right amount of skin. 

- Man has no patience whatsoever. 

Batman Unlimited Penguin:

- Oswald..is a nervous wreck.

- To say Oswald is a mess when you start stripping is…an understatement. 

- He’s never been in a romantic relationship such as this…especially one where someone is so intimately open. 

- Oswald’s heart is beating rapidly against his chest, he's like a deer in headlights. 

- Does he say something? 

- What does he do? 

- Is he supposed to do something? It feels like he should do something, right? 

- You’ll have to gently relax him and assure him that he just has to sit back, relax, and enjoy. 

#ri writes #arkhamverse penguin x reader #reevesverse penguin x reader #farrell penguin x reader #gotham penguin x reader #btas penguin x reader #tnba penguin x reader #telltale penguin x reader #one bad day penguin x reader #the batman (2004) penguin x reader #batman unlimited penguin x reader

[batmanrogues-scenarios]

Masterlist 3

Fluff

Big Vigilante S/O Being Gentle With Them : DS, MM

Metal Head S/O : DS, MM

Witchy S/O Doing Tarot : DS, MM

Crush Giving Them Cute Name in Phone : Riddler, Scarecrow, PI, MrF

Crush Rogue Is Out of the Costume : Scarecrow, MrF, Joker, Catwoman

Sleep Walking S/O : Scarecrow, Riddler, BM, MrF

S/O Being Amazing With Traps : Arkham! KC, Joker, Penguin

S/O Just Shows When Called : Scarecrow, BM, MrF, MH

S/O Proposing : MH, Scarecrow

S/O Insults Back for the Rogue: DS, Joker

Gifts for/from Rogues : All

Music Meister with S/O Making Musical References

Actor S/O Being Slasher in New Movie : DS, TF

Intimidating Gothic S/O : MH, MM

S/O Never Having Happy Christmas Before : DS, MM

S/O Wanting 50 Squish Mellows : DS

Kiss Under Mistletoe: DS, MM

Crush Vigilante Immune to Their Effects : Scarecrow, MM, PI

S/O Having Night Live : DS, MM

S/O Has Creative but Weird Solutions: Scarecrow (GN, Arkham)

Arkhamverse Scarecrow x S/O with Thermorecuration Problem

Mad Hatter x Wonderland Enthusiast

Wonderland Enthusiast Asking Jervis Out

MH and S/O Going To Costume Party, Other Rogue Wears Alice Costume

Reader Dressed as Alice Kidnaps Jervis

S/O Often Praising MH

S/O With Crackhead Energy : GS

S/O Being Cyborg : MH,.MM

MM Finding Out Ghost in His Hideout

S/O Being Captain Marvel: Arkham!DS, TF

S/O Just Baking at 1am : DS, Lego!Joker

S/O Being Fashion Disaster: DS, MM

Getting in a Relationship While in Civilian Break to Find Out New Rogue is S/O : DS, MM

Cryptic S/O : Scarecrow, Riddler, Penguin, Poison Ivy

S/O Being from Zombie Apocalypse : Arkham! TF, Penguin,PS

S/O Frauding IRS : Joker, BM, Penguin, PS

S/O Wearing Mustache Nose Piercing: Unburied!Riddler, Joker, MH,PI

Harley and Bumper Cars

Not Sure/Mix

Uncanny Valley S/O : Joker, Scarecrow, Riddler

Another Dimension MM Dating Their Daughter: Riddler, Scarecrow, TF

Rogues Experiencing Period : Riddler, TF, BM, MH

S/O Who Hibernates : MrF, MH, PI

S/O Resurrecting Because They Kicked Devil in the Balls : Arkham!: Anarky, Joker, HQ, Scarecrow

Crush Henchperson Who Can See Ghosts : MB, HQ, Scarecrow

Meeting Man Eating Siren: Arkham!KC, Scarecrow, MM

S/O Having Firepowers and Loving Fire: MrF, BM, Joker, Arkham!Copperhead

Past Best Friend Ending Up as a Hero : Scarecrow, UN Riddler, Arkham Anarky, Twojar Kiteman

S/O Using Spine of First Victim as Pitching Wedge : Arkham! KC, Scarecrow, BM, PI

Vigilante Flipping Script : DS, MM

Finding Posirive Pregnancy Test: MrF,MH, TF, MM

Comedic

Condiment King in Poly Relationship

Reaction to Scarecrow Saying Toxin Needs LSD : Riddler, HQ, MH, PI

S/O Saying Most Out of Context Insults : Arkhamverse! :Riddler, MH, Zsasz, KC;

S/O Doing These Threats (up, same rogues)

S/O Mistaking Them for IRS : Anarky, Copperhead, Bane (Arkhamverse)

"Can I make make meat taboocan out of them?": Arkham!GS,

Taboocan 2: Copperhead, TF, Joker

Kidnapped Y/N Just Chilling : GS, MH

Platonic/Singular

Friend Realizing They're Gay : Riddler, HQ, Catwoman, MM

Arkham Guard Friend : Scarecrow, MH, TF, Joker

Friend Being Too Much Into Daydreaming : MH, Scarecrow, HQ, MrF

Magical Sib Getting Mortal : Scarecrow, BM, HQ

Friend Not Knowing how to express Emotions: Scarecrow, MH, MrF, MM

Friend Wanting Nuke as a Kid : BM, Riddler, TF, Scarecrow

Sidekick/Kid being Ex-Robin: DS, TF

Robotic Protege Sib : Riddler, MH, Penguin

Friend Who is Neurodiverged : Scarecrow, MrF, Catwoman

Rogue Finding Kid with Batman Backstory: Catwoman, MrF, MH

Young Vigilante with Venom like Powers : BM, Scarecrow, PI, Joker

Best Christian Tree : MM, MH, PI

Seeing Cryptid : BM, Riddler, Scarecrow, TF

Friend Being Animal Magnet: HQ, MH, Catwoman, Scarecrow

Getting Scarecrow for Secret Santa : Riddler, MM, HQ, MH

How they Handle Blizzard : DS, MM

With Willing Person as Subject : MH, Scarecrow

Mr Freeze Meets Orphan Kid with Ice Powers

DS + MM Snowed Together

Drinking Out of Scarecrow Toxinated Cup: HQ, Riddler, Penguin, TF

Reaction to Ed Becoming Detective: Scarecrow, MH,MM

Reacting to Crane Being Caught by Mystery Gang : Riddler, MH, MM

DS Getting Muscular Without Noticing

Penguin Getting Growth Spurt

Friend Who is Ghost Pirate: HQ, MH, BTAS!Clayface

Dork Squad + MM Living Together

Magician Putting on a Mask: BM, HQ, Scarecrow

Art

Soda Queen and Milk Man

NSFW

Make me, Sexy Outfits BM

S/O Talking in Underwear Casually : MH, Scarecrow

Scarecrow in Lingere +18

MM First Time With S/O

#masterlist #riddler x reader #mad hatter x reader #black mask x reader #joker x reader #two face x reader #harley quinn x reader #music meister x reader #mr freeze x reader #scarecrow x reader #catwoman x reader #poison ivy x reader #pati writes

[finniestoncrane]

Oooh, I had no idea you wrote for Arkham Penguin! May I request some fluff? Reader is being a brat (in a lovable, non-annoying way) to get his attention and becomes pouty when he resists only to be rewarded afterwards for behaving when he asks her to? Thank youuu <3

Rewarded

Arkham!Penguin x Female!Reader, word count: 450 i just finished my first playthrough on my own of the arkham games so i've literally just added him!! this is my first attempt lmao! but this suits him so well so hopefully it is fool proof 💜🐧 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: punishment kind of, fluff, teasing

“Alright, love, settle down now! I’ve got a tonne of things to get on with and you’re not making life any easier!”

Oswald was no fun when he had work today, and he always seemed to have work to do. And while you weren’t helping matters by teasing him, tapping his nose and nuzzling into his cheek constantly, you couldn’t help it. His office was boring.

You let out an exaggerated, huffing sigh as you settled into the chair in the corner, slumping down ungracefully. You pouted, knowing he could see you in his peripheral, but he was obviously making an effort to ignore you. Watching him, so focused on the papers on his desk, the notes, the receipts. The way his fingers clutched the cigar told you enough. He was stressed, beyond stressed, actually.

“Ozzie, when do you think you’ll be done?”

“Listen, little birdy, if you can just sit there and behave yourself, I’ll be done in no time. You make life easier for me, I’ll see to it that you are well rewarded. Deal?”

You let out an amused little squeal, one that brought a smile to his face as he refocused his attention on his wheelings and dealings. But deep down, you knew that when he was in this much of a mess, with too many things on his plate, he could quickly get distracted and end up getting nothing done. So you decided that when he asked you to make life easier for him, that was what you would do.

Standing back up, you walked slowly, almost sultry in the way you slinked up behind him, where you stood, resting your hands on his shoulders and rubbing them. Softly at first, you increased the pressure as you felt his muscles relaxing into your touch.

The hushed notes of pleasure that rumbled in his throat were enough to tell you that you were succeeding in easing some of the stress.

“Ok, my love, you’ve got my attention. You keep doing this, I’ll melt into a puddle on this chair!”

You leaned over the back of the chair, pressing a kiss to his head and taking a deep inhale of the smell from his cigar.

“So, you’ll pay attention to me now?”

“Absolutely, I will.”

He tossed the papers in his hands to the side and got up from the desk. He ushered you out of the room, his hand on your lower back. Ever the gentleman, he opened the door for you. And ever Oswald Cobblepot, pushed you forward out of it with a quick smack.

“Get your arse in gear, I’ll have to get back here once I’m finished with you!”

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I have been summoned by the power of soft prompts 🙏🏻 Would you do one of these if you find the time and energy? Touching foreheads in a hug or head pats! I love both so much, I just can't choose between the two ;; Sooo... You do whichever you like the most :D With Arkham Ozzie, please! Thank youuu 💗

I'm being brave and not hiding behind the anon option this time, hehe

a/n: Aww omg I am so proud of you for going off anon! I know it can be very nerve wracking but I’m so glad that you made a request from your beautiful blog! Of course I can do that for you sweet, sweet Mary! I’m an absolute sucker for touching foreheads so I’m gonna go with that lol. Thanks for letting me be soft and sorry this is kinda short and ends abruptly I wasn't sure how to end it but I hope the sweetness makes up for it hehe

Content Warning: none just fluff

Word Count: 338

Arkhamverse Penguin x Reader - Huddle Up

You'd think after living in Gotham for so long you would be used to these absolutely frigid winters.

Yet no matter how many layers you drape yourself in, you still feel like you're being frozen alive.

"You all right, love?" Oswald asked after he walked out of the door and walked up behind you. You both were waiting for your ride in front of the Iceberg Lounge.

He noticed you were still shivering. Your hands were quivering as you tried to rub them together to friction any kind of warmth.

"Y-Yeah…I-I'm fine, Ozzie, just still a little cold." You shrugged.

If you shrugged out of embarrassment for being cold or an attempt to cover your ears to warm them, who's to say.

Oswald hummed knowingly. He did find it cute how you tried to hide your aversion to the cold.

“A little is an understatement, love, c’mere.” Oswald waddled closer to you and wrapped his arms around you.

You couldn’t help but smile as you instantly felt his warmth envelop you. You giggled as you felt his arms tighten around you as he turned you around to face him.

You always did enjoy these small soft moments with him like this. Just how special you are to see this sweet, thoughtful, and loving Oswald.

You giggled as he smiled softly up at you. “Thanks, Ozzie.”

“It won’t be long now, love, our car should be here soon…or else.” He grumbled the last phrase under his breath, which you barely heard.

Thankfully, your ride back to the penthouse did arrive, and you took refuge in the warmth of the heated backseat of the car.

Once the two of you got settled in, you leaned in and gave him a small grateful kiss on the top of his head where he was surely balding.

You rested your forehead against his own, smiling contently to yourself.

“Feeling warmer now that we are out of the cold, love?” He asked.

You nodded. “Much warmer, thanks Ozzie…”

“Of course love, now let's go home.”

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Ok so I got this idea from your squishing face post for the pengys like just the idea of embarrassing him :3 how about an s/o who would just pop in during a meeting and call ozzie some embarrassingly cute nicknames

You: hello my dearest cutest little pengy wengy what do you want for dinner? 😘🥰💋💖

Him: 🐧

His men: 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

A/N: hehehe…if this isn’t some shit I’d try to pull asdfgh. Not always, but like a time or two. Just to hear him sigh in embarrassing disappointment lmao. Once again, sorry that some of these kinda follow a different scenario but the essential headcanon of them being embarrassed is there lmao

Reader Embarrassing The Penguins:

Arkhamverse Penguin:

- Oswald was bending his men’s ears so far back, they might as well have fallen off. 

- Nightwing apparently ruined their trip to the docks to retrieve a shipment of weapons. 

- Veins along Oswald’s neck and hands were popping. 

- "Hey Ozzie wozzie! I was just wanting– oh! So sorry I didn't know you were having a meeting! 

- Oz's face instantly went white as a sheet as all the blood and heat from his anger was drained. 

- He looked over his shoulder, a slight shaky smile on his face. "Uhh yeah..its all right, love. I'll be with you in a minute, yeah?" 

- You nodded beaming happily as you closed the door. 

- Some hushed snickers could be heard from his men

- Only for them to be silenced by a slamming fist to the table.

- "I better not hear a peep out of any of you about that…or else you're all gonna be lunch to the Croc! Now…back to business."

Reevesverse/Farrell Penguin:

- I am not entirely sure why, but I can imagine this Oz likes beating you to the punch?

- He knows how you normally greet him, especially when you usually assume he’s alone. 

- So as a countermeasure if he’s in a meeting or is talking to security, he beats you to the pet names. 

- “Yes, sweetheart?” “What’s going on, sugar?” 

- However, that doesn’t always stop you from throwing in a “pengy baby”, “my handsome penguin”, and of course a personal favorite; “daddy”.

- Oz may scratch the back of his neck nervously, but chuckle all the same. 

- It can be somewhat embarrassing but he adores you too much for it to get to him. 

- Nobody better ridicule you or himself when you do it, or there will be hell to pay. 

- He also doesn’t care if his men get annoyed, they just better keep it to themselves. 

Gotham Penguin:

- Okay, but no seriously…could you not? 

- It’s hard enough as it is to appear intimidating and go by “The Penguin”. 

- He knows you mean well, you don't really think twice about his reputation…

- You just see your sweet, endearing, and loving Oswald. 

- Oswald would be having a meeting with his people at the long dining table. With Butch standing at his side. 

- You come in cheerfully to see Oz, without even noticing he's in company. 

- "Hey Ozzie!" 

- Silence fills the room, a pin could be heard.

- Oswald tried to remedy it by patting your hand and telling you he won't be long…

- You nod and lean in to kiss his cheek before running off.

- He shoots daggers to Butch who continues to chortle under his breath.

BTAS Penguin:

- He’s stuck between lovestruckness and slight embarrassment. 

- Oswald doesn’t want you to stop, but knows he probably needs you too.

- He does have somewhat of a reputation to uphold in the criminal underworld. 

- Oswald adores that you are so comfortable and adore him enough to bless him with a pet name. 

- He won't be harsh or short with you, even if he's griping to his henchmen. 

- It will literally be night and day the way he interacts with you and his henchmen.

- "You fools! If your absolute incompetence continues to hinder my schemes, I will-!" 

- "Oswald? Where are you my handsome pengy?" 

- The slightest snicker comes from one of his men and Oswald is quick to silence them with a terrifying stare. 

- If they mention this incident to anyone, they will be bird food.

TNBA Penguin:

- Not that he doesn’t appreciate the sentiments…

- He just can’t exactly reciprocate them at the moment when he’s trying to take charge. 

- There are moments he won't mind, like if he's entertaining guests at the Lounge.

- Oz would lavish in the adoration you're giving him, and it shows a different side to him. 

- He's likely to tell you beforehand if he's discussing things with more…dangerous individuals. 

- It's more or less to protect you, but also to ensure you don't let any pet names slip up. 

- Whenever it does happen, he still keeps his cool meanwhile he's trying to hide his blush and not stammer his words.

Telltale Penguin:

- Why? You know how embarrassing this is for him!

- “Hey Ozzie wozzie, I was just wondering-”

- “No..no..don’t say another word.” 

- You honestly revel in his exasperated head shakes and exhausted sighs. 

- He won't ever admit it, but he does actually like it deep down. 

- He likes the fact you're comfortable enough around him to tease and mess with him. 

- The fact that you love him so much and in such a way that warrants you to give him stupid cute nicknames. 

- Sometimes he's agitated whenever you do it in front of his crew.

- But his crew knows better not to mention it ever again after an incident.

One Bad Day Penguin:

- Oh boy…

- God it’s a good thing you’re cute, it makes you get away with…well everything. 

- He’s wiping his face and pinching the bridge of his nose. 

- It’s not like he can stop you. 

- Oz does find it incredibly adorable. 

- He can't help that his face may flush just slightly. 

- Kinda like Farrell Penguin, he's also likely to dish it back to you with cutesy pet names.

- The only people allowed to tease him or mess with him about it are Lili and Freida.

The Batman (2004) Penguin:

- Ozzie groans as a cringey chill went down his spine. 

- Really? "Ozzie wozzy??"

- And in front of his criminal peers in jail? 

- You do realize he's got a reputation to protect, right? 

- He's gone toe to toe with Batman, Joker, Riddler, and even had a rag-tag team of villains of his own! 

- Oh but that…that doesn't stop you from doing it…

- It gets to a point that he doesn't even debate you or show his disdain for nicknames at least in public.

- He just becomes defensive whenever people tease him about your nicknames for him. 

- "What're you laughing at? You're just jealous!"

Batman Unlimited Penguin:

- This Oswald takes a minute to respond. 

- He’s still getting used to the foundations of a relationship…

- He completely disregarded the usage of pet names and when and where they’re appropriate to use. 

- It takes awhile for Oswald to get used to your nicknames…but they make him feel absolutely elated.

- He may be embarrassed if you do it in front of others...

- But only for a moment...because embarrassment is quickly replaced with adoration.

- If anyone mocks him or you for your endearments he's swift to silence them. 

- He's gone far too long with affection, far too long he's yearned to be addressed lovingly. 

- Oswald would be damned if he let some random henchperson or passerby get in the way of that.

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