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#of course people are trying to say an obvious black woman is someone in blackface but hey at least we know she’s here 🤷🏽‍♀️
bohemian-nights · 11 months
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Before we got the Nettles siting my personal favorite fancast(s) were, Arsema Thomas, Kiki Layne, and Crystal Clarke. There all older than what Nettles is supposed to be but so is pretty much everyone 🙃 Either way they can’t keep it a secret forever. At least now I can sleep peacefully knowing it’s a matter of when and not if lol.
All excellent picks 🙌🏽 Arsema especially blew me away with her performance as young Lady Danbury and I await her next role with bated breath.
Lol, yeah they’ve chosen older actors for all of the older young characters so 🤷🏽‍♀️(and allegedly the actress playing Nettles is in her early 30s 🤐)
My top pick(if someone put me in charge of casting and let me hire my fellow Americans😶 ) would be Tiffany Boone(who should get more work than what she does) and she’s turning 36 next month 🤷🏽‍♀️
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They really are trying to keep us in suspense by not announcing who she is, but thank God the Nettles will be replaced with Rhaena bs has been put to bed.
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rawiswhore · 3 years
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Various WWF Wrestlers x Fem Reader- “I Was Gettin’ Some Head”
I wonder what many WWF/E wrestlers, specifically the ones I type about, would think of these fanfics I type about them?
They'd probably be laughing their heads off or be absolutely shocked, some would think "typical"...
There's a LOT of slash fanfiction shipping Jeff and Matt Hardy together (there was also a lot of fanfics about that during the Attitude era) even though the Hardy Boyz are actual brothers, not to mention there's fanfics shipping wrestlers into homosexual relationships, so...
There's wrestlers that probably even did some of the stuff I type about!
Speaking of that, I'm probably the only person who writes fanfiction about Bart Gunn, a wrestler that was never really that popular and now works as an electrician.
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A few days before Shawn Michaels' birthday in 1998, you were standing in the locker room near your locker, whereas Triple H and some other wrestlers were standing quite a few inches behind you, standing next to one another.
Who were these other wrestlers? Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Billy Gunn, Val Venis and Bart Gunn.
Triple H was dressed in a tight black D Generation X t-shirt and jeans, looking like he does when he appears on "Monday Night Raw".
Shawn was dressed in a white short sleeved shirt and jeans, Billy and Bart were dressed in loose fitting T-shirts and basketball shorts, and Val had a towel wrapped around his genitals, looking like when he enters the ring on "Monday Night Raw".
Val's towel was tucked in to hold his towel from falling out.
You were unbeknownst to what was behind you.
"What does everybody want?" Triple H shouted.
What Triple H exclaimed made you turn your head and look at what's behind you, you can easily recognize Triple H's voice.
"HEAD!" the other wrestlers standing next to Triple H replied, shouting this out, sounding like the audience when Al Snow asks his iconic, signature catchphrase.
Triple H shouted "HEAD!" in unison along with these men.
Shawn, Billy, Triple H and Val motioned at their crotch a la D Generation X, doing DX's "crotch chop" by pointing at their cum gutters, their hands forming a "v" shape and thrusting their crotches forward.
They didn't point at each other's  crotch, like Shawn pointing at Val's crotch and what have you.
Some other wrestlers in the locker room who weren't standing next to Triple H and standing by their lockers even shouted "HEAD!" along with Shawn, Billy, Val and Bart.
By the time the 1990's and even the 20th Century were coming to a close, after playing such silly, corny gimmicks in the WWF that were massive failures, a wrestler was finally going over (as they say in wrestling lingo), being now known as Al Snow, playing a schizophrenic madman that carried a decapitated mannequin head.
And what was his trademark mannequin head's name?
Head.
Can I make it any more obvious?
One of the things Al will always be remembered for is his catchphrase, where he shouts "What does everybody want?" to which the audience shouted back with "HEAD!" as Al showed off his severed mannequin head to the crowd.
Some of the audience would even hold Styrofoam mannequin heads and make them headbang in the crowd.
His catchphrase is meant to be a sexual innuendo, typical Attitude era.
Hearing Al's signature catchphrase and chants gave Triple H an idea, and he wanted to share this idea with other people, wrestlers mainly, that he knew you had sex with.
Previously, you shared with Triple H and Shawn Michaels an idea you had with them, while you sucked their cocks, they shouted their "suck it!" catchphrase as well as did their iconic signature crotch chops that go along with that taunt.
2 of the wrestlers Triple H shared this idea with were Billy Gunn and Val Venis, and they were thinking the same thing after hearing Al Snow's catchphrase.
The other person he shared this idea with was Bart Gunn, a wrestler you were becoming even more enamored with this year considering his hair is growing longer.
Bart figured Triple H had this idea, he's even thinking you have this idea as well.
There's someone Triple H wants to share this idea with as well as invite him to this rendezvous, and that's his former friend Shawn Michaels.
Sadly, Shawn wasn't in the WWF during most of 1998 due to a back injury, however, he did return to the WWF near the end of the summer of that year, albeit by sitting at the commentary table.
When Triple H told Shawn this idea over the phone, Shawn loved this idea, and luckily, in July, Shawn returned to the WWF sitting at the commentary table, not being able to wrestle.
You smiled from ear to ear and laughed hearing these wrestlers shout Al Snow's iconic catchphrase and question, and these wrestlers behind you saw it.
"What does everybody need?!" Triple H exclaimed and shouted again.
"HEAD!" these wrestlers standing next to Trips replied with, shouting it.
You walked up to these wrestlers behind you.
"I figured you guys would shout something like that to me, even I got an idea similar to what you're doing before this" you stated as you walked up to them, raising your voice so they can hear you "Is this a booty call? Do you white boys know what that word even means?"
You pointed your index finger to these wrestlers standing behind you, waving your finger back and forth across to these wrestlers shouting Al Snow's catchphrase at you.
"Doesn't 'booty call' mean a sexual invitation?" Triple H asked.
"Oh, you didn't know?" you asked, trying to say that like the New Age Outlaw's iconic catchphrase.
"Yo' ass betta caaaaaaaaaall some-bod-aaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" Billy retorted.
This resulted in the wrestlers standing in front of you laughing and smiling from ear to ear, even you couldn't help but laugh and smile with them.
"But yes, 'booty call' means sexual invitation" you explained when they stopped laughing.
"Why d'ya think we're shouting this at you?" Triple H asked.
They could've shouted this at other WWF women in the company, but they'd be saying that's sexual harassment.
You're the slut of the WWF, you're even sluttier than Sunny.
Sunny has left the WWF in the summer of 1998 because she doesn't want to play second fiddle to you and Sable.
Speaking of Sable, she might be an attractive woman with huge breasts, but she's married and has a daughter, and next year, she left the WWF and even sued the company due to sexual harassment and being forced to dress provocatively.
Jacqueline has joined the WWF this year, and she too is a beautiful woman with huge tits, but she isn't really sexually promiscuous.
Not to mention, considering she's an African American woman and DX had recently cut a promo in blackface (if you knew history, you'd know why black face is considered terrible) as well as once spray painted racist cartoons and messages on an all black wrestling faction's locker room, she definitely wants nothing to do with Triple H, Shawn and Billy.
Debra and Terri Runnels are married, and Chyna gets so much insults for the fact that she's an overtly muscular and even manly looking woman.
Luna Vachon isn't exactly Trish Stratus in the looks department either.
Even though Sable is an occasionally attractive woman, she looked so much older than her age, and if that's not bad enough, she had a really nasty personality backstage, always bragging she was the sole reason the WWF was suddenly blowing up in popularity in the late 90's, never mind Stone Cold, the Rock, or others.
Debra and even Terri Runnels were that same way, not that they're women with egos the size of Russia, but they looked older than their ages.
Plus, women like Ivory, Miss Kitty/The Kat, Trish Stratus, Lita, Stacy Keibler and Torrie Wilson weren't even in the WWF in 1998.
You've had many orgies with WWF wrestlers, so of course they're going to shout Al Snow's signature catchphrase at you.
"I'm not offended by your shouts at me" you confessed when you stood right in front of these wrestlers shouting that obscene quote at you. "Even I thought of asking you guys to shout Al Snow's signature question while I suck your cocks before you guys shouted it at me"
"Why didn't you ever say it to us?" Shawn asked.
"Because 4 men isn't 'everybody'" you confessed.
There were many men you wanted to do this with, but they weren't in the WWF and over in other wrestling companies.
Plus, you want these wrestlers to look a certain way when you suck their cocks, you want them to look hot and sexy.
You then sunk down to the floor until you crouched down on your knees.
"Y'want me to take my clothes off?" you asked these men standing in front of you, looking up at them.
They'd love to see your tits and cum on your breasts, so...maybe.
They nodded their heads.
"We don't want that shirt you're wearing to get any stains on it" Shawn admitted "Ifyknowwhatimean"
These wrestlers standing with Shawn laughed and chuckled at that, even you couldn't help but chuckle at what Shawn said.
You grabbed your shirt you were wearing and lifted it off of your torso and over your head, placing your top next to you on the floor.
You wore no bra under your top, showing off your bare tits.
Their eyes were growing wild seeing your naked breasts, grinning naughtily at your tits.
They could nearly make some wolf whistles at you like those rednecks in the audience who leer at sexy women in the WWF like Sable, Sunny and you.
One of your hands moved to the front of Triple H's fly area of his jeans, where you pulled the zipper down of his jeans, one of his hands popping the button out of the hole of his jeans.
He pulled his jeans and his boxers underneath down until his genitals were exposed to you, his erection pointing in front of your face.
The other wrestlers standing next to Triple H were following suit, pulling the zippers of their jeans down and unbuttoning their jeans or pulling their basketball shorts down, pulling their bottoms down until their erections were sticking out at you.
Val pulled his towel off, only to show that he wasn't wearing anything under that towel.
You could see their cocks all in front of you, your eyes were growing wild seeing these erections pointing at you.
Al Snow's signature decapitated mannequin head he carries around also has the words "Help Me" scrawled on its forehead.
Wonder if they could write "Help Me" on your forehead in lipstick or eyeliner or even with a marker?
Should you suggest this?
Hmmmm...
"You've got such perfect cock sucking lips" Triple H purred, his thumb running across your lips. "Perfect to be wrapped around me and the boys' dicks"
The other men standing with Triple H agreed with him, nodding their heads and smiling.
"No wonder she's in DX!" Billy stated. "We say 'suck it' and she's got those cocksucking lips!"
Triple H and the other wrestlers laughed and chuckled at that.
Triple H could nearly shout "let's get ready to suck iiiiiit!" like how he shouts on "Monday Night Raw" with DX in the ring, so could Shawn Michaels, Billy Gunn and even Val Venis, but would that be too corny and silly, even unsexy?
Speaking of suck it, Triple H lifted his hands and made his hands form a "v" shaped chopping motion at his "cum gutters" as they're called.
"Now suck it!!!" Triple H exclaimed, his hands making a chopping motion at his cum gutters when he shouted "suck it!".
He didn't just crotch chop at you, but also pushed his crotch forwards towards your face.
Billy, Shawn and Val saw and heard what Triple H shouted, smiling and chuckling at him.
You leaned your face into Triple H's genitals, until his cock had entered your mouth, your lips wrapped around his shaft, and proceeded to start sucking his penis.
Your hands were trying not to touch the floor, because you might want to wrap your fingers around these men's cocks and if you touched the dirty floor, you'll get your dirty fingers on their cocks, you might even taste their dicks that have been touched by the dirty floor if you sucked their penises and that would taste nasty.
One of your fingers wrapped around Shawn's shaft, whereas the other fingers wrapped around the bottom of Triple H's cock.
You wish you could have a huge mouth so you could fit so many cocks inside your mouth at the same time.
"What does everybody want?!" Triple H shouted.
"HEAD!" these other wrestlers standing next to him answered.
"What does everybody need?!" Triple H shouted and asked.
"HEAD!" the wrestlers with him replied with again, shouting it.
"What does every love?!" Triple H shouted.
"HEAD!!" Shawn, Val, Billy and even Bart exclaimed.
Triple H even shouted "head" in unison with these other wrestlers.
Some wrestlers standing at their lockers far away not involved in this orgy even shouted out "HEAD!" along with these wrestlers.
Speaking of that, some other wrestlers who won't be getting a blowjob this afternoon saw you squatting on the floor while these wrestlers you thought were sexy were circled around you, their cocks pointing at you while you sucked Triple H's cock.
Some of them were shouting and roaring out "yyyyyyyyeaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!", others just kept calm and carried on, rolling their eyes and walking away.
One wrestler shouted "Get a room!".
Isn't the locker room still a room nonetheless?
Another wrestler not swarming around you shouted "suck it!" while pointing to his crotch a la D Generation X, but you didn't bother to look at him.
Wonder if Al Snow is gonna see this?
Since Triple H is shouting "what does everybody want?", to which these men retort "HEAD!", an oral sex reference, and the keyword is "everybody", you tried to widen your mouth by letting the side of your mouth spread wider, enough for someone else's cock to enter.
That someone else's cock was none other than Shawn Michaels.
You tried to pull Shawn's cock into your mouth, even if you already had a dick inside your mouth, where his cock managed to squeeze into your mouth despite there already being a penis inside your mouth.
Shawn was absolutely surprised, his eyes growing wide, and even the men standing with Shawn were surprised at you trying to put his cock in your mouth.
Well, Triple H did ask "what does everybody want?", only for the men standing with him to respond with "HEAD!", which is an oral sex slang term and double entendre if you're Al Snow.
Keyword: "everybody".
The sides of your mouth were hurting by having two cocks inside your mouth, but wonder if you could handle it?
You also wonder if you could try to fit Billy Gunn's cock in your mouth...
You managed to try to suck on 2 cocks inside your mouth, even if it was difficult and your mouth was hurting.
One side of your mouth stretched out to make room for another cock.
Your fingers unraveled off of Triple H's shaft and wrapped around the bottom of Billy's shaft, where you pulled his dick to your mouth and tried to fill the empty space inside your mouth with his cock.
Billy's eyes grew wild when he saw you try to fit his own penis inside your mouth, he nearly could jump backwards at you trying to put his cock in your mouth.
Even the other men standing next to Billy could jump back over you trying to put another penis in your mouth despite you having 2 cocks in your mouth.
Their eyes were getting bigger at you trying to put another cock in your mouth, taken by surprise.
Though, they shouldn't be surprised at you trying to put more than 2 dicks in your mouth.
It was a tight fit, your mouth could barely fit 3 penises in your mouth, let alone suck on them.
These sexy male wrestlers standing in front of you grinned at you, their mouths spreading these shiteating, ear-to-ear smiles at you.
Despite being shocked at trying to put 3 cocks inside your mouth, Triple H doesn't mind this.
Remember, he said "There's a lot of bi things I am, but lingual is not one of them!".
It was a little difficult trying to suck on 3 cocks in your mouth, trying to make your mouth go up and down their shafts in an attempt to suck their dicks, but you have a reason why you're doing it.
Meanwhile, some wrestlers in the locker room saw you trying to suck on 3 dicks inside your mouth, their eyes were growing wide in shock and their jaws dropping, their hands covering their mouths.
They even were getting other wrestlers in the locker room to take a look at this, they were completely shocked as well.
Some wrestlers were roaring in delight, shouting "yyyyyyeaaaaaaaaaaah!!!" like trashy rednecks, others didn't bother to look at this.
And, to top it all off, you had 3 members of D Generation X (or, at least one former member of DX)'s cocks inside your mouth.
Heh, gives new meaning to "suck it".
Some people in the locker room even were shouting "suck it!" and chopping at their crotches a la D Generation X.
Since Val Venis is known for playing a porn star in the WWF, he wrapped his fingers around his shaft and tried putting his cock into your mouth, the tip of his penis poking to your mouth, trying to slide it in between 2 other cocks.
Some of the other wrestlers saw Val trying to put his dick in your mouth, admiring his chutzpah and understanding precisely why you're doing this.
They smiled from ear to ear and chuckled at him.
"Why are you trying to put 3 cocks in your mouth?" Bart Gunn asked you, tapping at your shoulder so you can hear him. "Or even...4?"
Your eyes looked up at him and your mouth pulled up to the top of Triple H, Shawn and Billy's cocks until all 3 of their dicks escaped your mouth, their dicks now smothered in precum and your saliva.
"Well, he asked 'what does everybody want?'" you confessed, pointing at Triple H "to which they all replied with 'head' shouts"
"I didn't exactly mean it that way!" Triple H admitted, smiling and laughing.
"Would you be annoyed if I sucked on your cock for a while, only to suck on his immediately after?" you asked Triple H, pointing to Shawn when referring to "his". "Since you'd be so enjoying me sucking your dick only to be interrupted. You said that everybody wants head!"
Keyword: "everybody".
"Actually, yeah, I would be annoyed" Triple H admitted. "But that's why I'm telling you to 'suck it'!"
He lifted his hands and made them form a chopping motion at his cum gutters, doing DX's iconic "crotch chop", this crotch chop was forming a "v" shape at his cum gutters as they're called.
Shawn and Billy smiled and cackled from ear to ear hearing that, so did Val Venis for that matter.
"Now suck it again!" Triple H ordered, his hand making a chopping motion at one of his cum gutters.
You leaned your face into his genitals until his cock had entered your mouth, where you proceeded to suck his dick, your lips wrapped around his shaft.
Even though Triple H in July of 1998 is pretty hot, the hottest he's looked by far was at the beginning of 1998, like in January that year, or in March that year.
While this Triple H you don't have to imagine you're sucking his cock since you are currently sucking his dick, you're imagining you're giving Triple H at the beginning of 1998 a blowjob, that's the hottest he's ever looked.
As you sucked on Triple H's dick, these wrestlers swarming you with their penises pointing at your face stared down at you, Triple H included, smiling and grinning at you.
When you sucked on Triple H's cock, some precum was spilling out of the slit of his penis head, landing on your tongue, only for you to swallow that cum down.
One of the things you're contemplating of doing as you suck off Triple H is crank Shawn and Billy's (as well as Val and Bart's) shafts, masturbating them.
Triple H put his hands on top of your head, where his fingers sunk through your hair, and he pulled you into his genitals.
"Just take my big, juicy cock" Triple H purred, his voice low and husky "My filthy dirty cumslut"
Triple H dressed in his usual DX gear was playing his character he plays on "Monday Night Raw" even in the locker room when the cameras weren't filming him.
Though, Shawn Michaels, Billy Gunn and Val Venis were playing their characters on "Monday Night Raw" as well during this orgy.
Triple H could nearly say his classic, iconic sexual innuendo he says on "Monday Night Raw", even before you started giving him oral sex, but most of his sexual innuendo is related to putting his dick in your twat.
Plus, he almost could say "I don't think you could handle this huge cock", but you've sucked his cock before as well as these other men standing next to his dick.
Triple H eventually slid his fingers from out of your hair, where he made his hands form an "x" shape by crossing them at the wrists above his genitals, only to raise those hands up, still in an "x" shape and quickly drop them down.
"Suck it!!" he shouted, thrusting his crotch into your face.
Shawn chuckled a la Ted DeBiase Sr. and smiled from ear to ear, so did Val Venis and Billy Gunn.
What your eyes could see above your face was Triple H's hands forming an "x" shape while he did DX's iconic signature gesture.
He then separated his hands and motioned his hands to chop at his cum gutters, this time in a "v" shape.
"Suck it!!" he exclaimed again, pushing his crotch to your face again, but not enough to bump you down.
"Suck it!!" Shawn exclaimed, his hands chopping at his cum gutters in a "v" shape, like this:
 Your eyes darted to Shawn, you could easily recognize his voice and even tell it was Shawn who shouted that, only to find him crotch chopping like a muddafucka.
Your mouth slid up Triple H's shaft, only for your lips to shift and slide over to Shawn's cock, shifting and sliding to his penishead.
Before you could do this, you have to ask them something...
"Hey guys!" you shouted, pointing your index finger at these wrestlers about to get blowjobs, killing the mood and sounding serious. "Should I jerk your cocks off? Masturbate you guys while I'm giving head?"
They were thinking the same thing.
Why were you holding Shawn's dick but not jacking him off.
They all want to cum in your mouth, be it precum or official cum, but they want to jizz on your face and your tits.
"Though, I thought I was here to suck cock" you stated "Not just jerk you guys off!"
They laughed hearing that.
Besides, you might get cum in your eyes, and that hurts.
They shrugged their shoulders, suggesting doing whatever you want, though, they'd love to see your face and tits drenched in cum.
Maybe next time you could do that, though maybe when they officially cum, you could clean their cocks off with your mouth and tongue (that rhymed) while they shout Al Snow as well as DX's signature catchphrase and do DX's signature, iconic gesture.
Decisions, decisions...
You decided not to do it, considering they're here to get blowjobs, not handjobs, much to the dismay of these wrestlers standing in front of you.
Shawn was shouting "suck it!" over and over again like an overexcited child, his hands chopping away at his cum gutters (I feel so embarrassed typing "cum gutters", but what else am I supposed to call them?), forming a "v" shape with them.
Triple H was chuckling and smiling hearing Shawn exclaim that, Billy and Val were smiling and laughing at this too.
Bart, meanwhile, was keeping his usual straight face, not seeming all that enthusiastic.  
"What does everybody want?!" Shawn roared, a wide, ear-to-ear smile plastered across his face.
"HEAD!" the wrestlers swarming with their dicks at you retorted, having the same ear-to-ear grins on your face as Shawn.
Even some wrestlers in the locker room who weren't circling you and were busy taking a shower or whatever shouted "HEAD!".
Shawn was trying not to cackle and laugh.
"What does everybody need?!" Shawn quoted, saying it the way Al Snow says it (though all of these men are saying it like how Al shouts it.
"HEAD!" Triple H, Billy, Val and even Bart shouted, some of these men, in particular Val and Triple H, making their hands form "crotch chopping" motions at their cum gutters.
"And what does everybody love?" Shawn asked, saying it loudly.
"HEAD!" the wrestlers, both with their cocks out and others who aren't bothered to join this orgy, replied.
Because of Shawn and the rest of the crew being loud, obnoxious dipshits, some people are standing by and watching what's going on.
Others are entering the locker room over the commotion, they can hear all the shouting and roaring from another room, only to find you giving head to who you think are the sexiest men in the WWF, for now, anyway.
Some are rolling their eyes and not bothering with this, some are hitting their heads with the palms of their hands, doing the iconic "face palm", others are watching this, enjoying this and even masturbating to it.
Are you and these wrestlers going to be arrested for being way too loud as well as indecent exposure?
Shawn's hands joined each other, crossing each other at the wrists, making an "x" shape.
His hands were above his genitals and raised those hands up, the hands still in an "x" shape when he raised them, only to quickly drop those hands down, still in an "x" shape.
"Suck it!!" he proclaimed, thrusting his crotch into your face.
He cackled like Ted DeBiase Sr. or after he shouted "I was up...all...night!" while he crotch chopped behind a podium, during that notorious moment where D Generation X had a presidential-like announcement and they promised not to use R-rated curse words.
His laughter was contagious, Billy, Triple H and Val laughing as well, having wide ear-to-ear smiles spread across their faces.
Shawn's hands separated, only now for his hands to do the "V" shaped crotch chop and for his hands to point at his cum gutters.
"Suck it!!!" he shouted again as he did that gesture, and you sucked it.
"Suck it!!!" Billy interrupted, his hands pointing to his crotch by making his hands form a "v" shaped crotch chop, pushing his crotch forward when he shouted that phrase.
When you've sucked his cock and swallowed his precum, as well as heard him shout Al Snow's catchphrase, it's time to move to the next man to get a blowjob, that next man is Billy Gunn.
Your head rose up from Shawn's cock and shifted over to Billy's dick sliding your lips across from the tip of Shawn's penis to Billy's penis head, only for your mouth to engulf Billy's penis head as well as the rest of his shaft.
You proceeded to start to suck Billy's cock, and while you gave him head, you imagined you were sucking Billy at the end of 1997, when he had those bows tied in his hair, and even sometimes imagined you were sucking him during his RockaBilly days in April of '97.
His hair is growing a little bit longer as 1998 progresses on, but the hottest Billy has ever looked by far was at the end of 1997.
Billy was smiling from ear to ear at you sucking his cock, his head and eyes looking down at you sucking him off.
"What does everybody want?!" Billy asked loudly.
The other wrestlers as well as some of the other locker room responded back by shouting "HEAD!".
He was asking what Al Snow asks in his entrance theme, only for the same response, that response being "HEAD!".
Speaking of Al Snow, when you were giving oral sex to Billy, some wrestler walked up to you and brought Al Snow along with him.
Thank goodness you're looking at these men swarming around you, otherwise a wrestler you're not attracted might approach you and want to suck his cock, you don' t want that.
"Heard the boys shouting Al Snow's catchphrase" this wrestler said "I'm surprised you're not giving him head!"
He pointed to Al Snow with his index finger.
Indeed, he's right about you're giving blowjobs while quoting his iconic signature catchphrase, but not involving the man who shouted that catchphrase?
Al used to be cute back in 1996 when he played that corny Leif Cassidy gimmick (even though his hair looked pretty awful), he was even kinda cute when he played a ninja named Avatar.
He now has dirty blond hair with dark roots exposed at the top of his head and a sleazy handlebar moustache.
You're really not sure what to think of Al with the way he looks like now.
He isn't Paul Bearer levels of ugly, but he isn't as sexy as Shawn Michaels either.
You also don't really wanna hurt Al's feelings, but you're unsure whether or not to give him, well, head.
Maybe you can imagine you're sucking him off when he's Leif Cassidy or even played that ninja character.
He's kind of hot with this dirty long blond hair and even that handlebar moustache.
"Y'want to suck him off?" this wrestler asked, still pointing his index finger to Al.
You shrugged your shoulders, unsure if you want to give him head or not.
"You don't know?" this wrestler asked.
You nodded your head, still having a cock in your mouth.
"I'm honestly not all that sexy" Al Snow confessed "Most people wouldn't find me all that hot, that includes her"
Al pointed to you with his index finger, though you and Al used to fuck a few times, but that was when he was Leif Cassidy (before he grew facial hair).
"I used to fuck her before I grew facial hair" Al admitted to this wrestler, still pointing at you "That was 2 years ago"
Hmmm, maybe Al could shout his catchphrase while these wrestlers swarming you could answer Al's iconic, signature question.
Billy, meanwhile, was smiling from ear to ear (and he has a beautiful smile), and of course he had to do DX's iconic crotch chop, both variations of it by making his hands form an "x" shape and a "v" shape over his crotch as well as shout the iconic, obscene catchphrase that goes with that gesture.
As you sucked on his cock, precum was leaking from the slit of his penishead and onto your tongue, only for you to gulp and swallow it down.
When you were busy giving Billy Gunn head, Shawn, however, leaned his head close to Triple H's ear, where he confessed that he thought of writing "Help Me" on your forehead in lipstick or eyeliner or even a marker, much like that iconic mannequin head that Al Snow carries into the ring with him.
Triple H liked this idea, though, would you like it?
Triple H turned his head towards you and tapped you on your shoulder, which made you look up at him.
You pulled your face away from Billy's cock until his dick left your mouth.
"Would you like it if we wrote 'help me' on your forehead with lipstick or a marker or something?" he asked. "Like that mannequin head Al Snow carries to the ring"
"I was thinking of doing that as well" you confessed "Though, it seems  a little tacky, plus, the words 'help me' scrawled across my forehead would make it seem like I'm getting raped, and I'm not"
"Touché" Triple H replied, nodding his head.
"I'm not roleplaying a rape victim or a sex slave" you confessed "Maybe next time we could do this"
After you had sucked on Billy's cock until some precum leaked out of his dick and you felt like you swallowed enough of it, Val Venis shouted "suck it!" at you while his hands motioned at his crotch, his hands making chopping motions.
You shifted your head towards Val's genitals, where you obeyed his order, leaning your face into his crotch until his dick was in your mouth.
You're surprised Val Venis has never crotch chopped and shouted "suck it" on "Monday Night Raw", considering he plays a PORN STAR and he'd be taunting oral sex while pointing at his genitals.
Fun fact: apparently Val almost was a member of D Generation X.
Val was grinning at you when you shifted your face from Billy's genitals to his, though you would honestly rather not look at him.
While he isn't as hideous as most of the men over in ECW, he isn't that hot or sexy despite being a popular sex symbol in the WWF (with emphasis on "sex"), though Val is pretty hot.
He's probably the male sex symbol during the WWF's Attitude era, much like the Ravishing Rick Rude (who he ALWAYS gets comparisons to) during the 80's Golden era and Shawn Michaels during the New Generation era.
Of course, Val had to ask this simple question...
"What does everybody want?"
He didn't shout it, he said it smoothly like how he says it in the WWF with his rough, rugged, gravelly, raspy voice.
"HEAD!" the wrestlers standing next to him retorted, even some other people in the locker room shouted "head" along with them.
"What does everybody need?" he asked again.
"HEAD!" most of the locker room answered.
"And what does everybody love?" Val asked.
"Head!" the locker room shouted.
Some said "head" in a deadpan voice while rolling their eyes.
Val laughed a bit in his throaty, raspy voice after hearing that.
He was staring down at you while you sucked him off, and of course, he couldn't help but do DX's crotch chop twice while you fellated him, both variations of the crotch chop as well as shout "suck it" while he thrusted his crotch to your face.
Sometimes, he even quoted some of his signature sexual innuendo he says on "Monday Night Raw", which would lead to some of the men standing next to him laughing, even you giggled a bit while you sucked him off.
One wrestler who you have had sex with a few times as well as thought of doing it with occassionally is Bob Holly.
The same Bob Holly who played Spark E. Plugg, a wrestler whose gimmick is a racecar driver, who would be in the New Midnight Express with Bart Gunn and eventually cut his hair and bleach it blond.
Bob is kind of handsome, even when he died his hair blond when he was in the Midnight Express, and since you have banged him a few times, Bob walked up to these wrestlers circled around you getting oral sex, only for your eyes to see him.
He probably wants some head too.
While he is a little bit attractive, he's not that hot, he has one huge overbite.
Though, you could imagine you're sucking on someone more attractive than him while you're giving him head...
Speaking of that, even though Val is pretty hot, a few times as you've given him oral sex, you're imagining sucking off someone hotter than him, like Rob Van Dam, Jeff Hardy, or even a sexy movie star or rock star.
Since Bart is probably the last one and you've sucked some precum out of Val, you shifted your head over from Val's penis to Bart's, but before you could give some oral sex...
"So Bob" you said to him, pointing at Bob Holly. "You want some head too?"
"I've thought of it" he confessed "We've fucked a few times"
"I know" you admitted "But...I'm not as crazy for you like I am with Triple H and Shawn"
At least you're being honest.
He knows.
You've fucked Shawn and Triple H numerous times as well as the likes of Jeff Hardy and even Billy Gunn.
He barely got any sex from you.
"Maybe I could give you some head" you suggested, shrugging your shoulders. "Though, you could have a ringrat go and give you head"
You should've said that to Al Snow.
Bob knows you aren't that attracted to him, plus, he's nowhere near as lusted over as Shawn Michaels or even Val Venis are.
Bob walked away, but he does know what a massive whore you are.
His tagteam partner Bart, meanwhile, motioned a crotch chop at his crotch and shouted "suck it!" at you, sounding and looking enthusiastic.
You proceeded to start sucking on his dick while he stared at you.
Even though Bart always keeps a straight face on "Monday Night Raw", he used to smile and act like he as having a good time when he was in the Smoking Gunns tagteam with Billy Gunn.
While you sucked him off, of course he had to crotch chop at you twice while shouting "suck it" like the other men did.
Pretty soon, you took turns sucking on these wrestler's cocks while they stood in front of you and circled around you.
When you gave fellatio to them, sometimes your tongue licked up as well as around their shafts, licking up the precum that trickled down their erections.
Though, you're supposed to be sucking it, not licking it, though you're still giving head either way.
When you were busy sucking off these other wrestlers, Triple H exclaimed "My bazooka is locked, cocked and ready to unload!", complete with one of his hands making a chopping motion at his cum gutters, to which you would eventually suck on his cock, as well as sometimes quoted some of the sexual innuendo he used to say at the female audience on “Monday Night Raw” during his early DX days.
You also sometimes used the tip of their penises like a lipstick, rubbing their penisheads across your lips.
Strange, but oddly sexy.
You basically sucked their cocks until they officially came, not just having precum enter your mouth.
Wonder if Triple H and most of the WWF roster watched ECW in 1997 and 1998?
I know some WWF wrestlers got their starts in ECW; Mick Foley, the Dudley Boyz and Stone Cold are examples, and ECW crossed over in the WWF in 1997, but I wonder if Triple H and some of the WWF roster watched ECW in 1997 and 1998?
Why?
Because Al Snow debuted the character he'll always be remembered for, a schizophrenic who carried a severed mannequin head, in ECW during those years, and he was a massive favorite in that company, people in the audience holding mannequin heads.
Maybe you could've given oral sex to Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Billy Gunn, Jeff Hardy and maybe a few others in late 1997/early 1998 while they shout Al's iconic, signature catchphrase, before Al joined the WWF with the gimmick he'll always be remembered for.
Epilogue: a few months later as well as into the next year, you actually had a few orgies with Triple H, Shawn, Billy, Val, Bart and some hot wrestlers who joined the WWF like Jeff Hardy, Christian and Test, where they shouted Al Snow's catchphrase while you sucked their cocks.
When Al Snow and his mannequin head's popularity were increasing, you would walk to the ring in the WWF, some men in the audience would hold signs that said things like "I want head from y/n!" and "Everybody needs head from y/n!", as well as chant "We want head!" at you.
They also held signs like "Y/n, I'll let you SUCK IT!" and they'd crotch chop at you, shouting at you to "suck it", though men in the WWF were carrying and signs like that and shouting DX's catchphrase while doing their signature gesture at you even before Al Snow was in the WWF.
Just imagine if these horny men and teenage boys who write those kinds of signs saw what you did backstage with these wrestlers, they'd be in lust.
So much lust, they'd want you to suck their cocks while they shouted Al Snow and DX's catchphrase and did DX's iconic body language.
They probably do have sexual fantasies of that, as well as sexual fantasies of Sable, Debra, Terri Runnels, Sunny, Miss Kitty/Stacy Carter, Trish Stratus, and other wrestling women and maybe even a few non-wrestling female celebrities give them blowjobs while these hornballs shout Al Snow and DX's signature catchphrases and do DX's signature gesture.
During Thanksgiving at the end of the year 2000, you actually gave a blowjob to Al Snow while he shouted his iconic catchphrase, and Jeff Hardy, Christian and Test were there too, you gave them blowjobs as well.
Al had shaved his facial hair by then and looked so much cuter and hotter.
Triple H had grown some facial hair and was with Stephanie McMahon, although at least Trips didn't look as bad as he did in 2005/2006 when he had that handlebar moustache.
Shawn was barely in the WWF in the year 2000, Billy Gunn cut his hair at the end of the year, so did Val Venis.
Plus, since it was at Thanksgiving time, and Debra asked on a Thanksgiving themed "Monday Night Raw" if anyone would like some of her pie while she held up a pumpkin pie, of course you let Al, Test, Jeff and Christian have a taste of your pie and your legs, thighs and breasts.
You're not talking about pumpkin pie or legs, thighs and breasts from a turkey.
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I actually had wanted to post this fanfic on Christian's birthday (yes, the Jay Beso Christian), though I changed my mind when I saw a clip of Val Venis getting "bloodbathed" by the Brood, which gave me an idea to type the fanfic I posted on Christian's birthday.
Plus, the fanfic I posted on Christian's birthday starred him, whereas the fanfic I originally wanted to post on his birthday would mention him just a few times.
I originally wanted to set this fanfic when Al Snow was so over, there were several people in the audience holding up mannequin heads, but I set this fanfic when Al Snow was an up-and-coming wrestler.
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lazarus-lazuli · 4 years
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i want to add my two cents because even though a lot of the people who are saying jenna was bullied off youtube have shit takes that make them think that way... it’s still kind of true? i understand where people are coming from in saying that it was on her, but i’d also like there to be a little more of a nuanced conversation here. 
prepare yourself for the most obvious sentence on the planet: people make decisions for a reason. she’s not doing this out of the blue without any actions or feelings influencing her. 
it was a genuine apology and a needed apology, the people it’s actually for can accept it or not, but at the end of the day she didn't deserve to have her mental health affected by this to the point where she felt the need to leave youtube. and honestly i support her bc if being harassed everyday by people white knighting and winging over shit that doesn't even affect them personally was making posting videos toxic for her than she gets to do what's best for her. don’t try to front like it was only people who were hurt by her actions asking her to acknowledge and apologize for them, it would have been a VERY different outcome if that was a case. don’t try to pretend that 90% of cancel culture isn’t people hopping on a bandwagon and twisting something that could be an opportunity to hold someone accountable for the fucked up shit they did into a toxic, overblown parody of itself. just look at what happened to james charles (and half the shit being said about him wasn’t even TRUE). that’s the problem with cancel culture; it spirals out of control. 
jenna marbles is a person who again and again has proven that she is more than capable of growing and changing and owning the bad shit she’s done. she is not one of those youtubers that makes a fake ass video crying on camera then is right back on their bullshit once things die down. not that she needs to be treated like a perfect angel bean - she stated herself she hates that and it makes things even harder - she’s just a decent fucking person. the bar is low and she clears it. yet people treat her like she’s shane dawson, who also made racist videos (to an even more severe extent, he had entire characters that were just blackface/parodies of black people) and to this day continues to be a shitty person? he’s just replaced his edgier jokes with ~relatable~ ones. but this isn’t about the shane dawson cult of personality so i digress.
not that this decision can’t also be attributed to her wanting to distance herself from content she’s disgusted and ashamed of, she made that pretty clear. but the fact people keep throwing those videos in her face can’t be helping. if someone feels they’ve grown and changed, having the shit they did constantly pop up again feels bad because they know how awful it was. like they’re definitely not the hero of the story, but nobody likes being held down by their past. the only valid reason to keep bringing it up would be if the person refuses to acknowledge it despite supposedly learning from it. jenna is not one of those people, however, she’s made it pretty clear time and again.
not to mention we’re talking about a woman who’s been dogpiled on over shit like putting her fish in a bad setup. much less serious than racism yet the backlash still came hard and fast. people put her on a pedestal and are very eager to knock her down when she does something even remotely problematic. honestly, this situation has to be the straw that broke the camel’s back. 
did she deserve to be held accountable for her racist videos? yes, of fucking course, she’s made some disgusting content before her videos became what they are today and it had to be addressed and dealt with. did she deserve to feel like she had to fucking leave youtube in order to rectify the situation/satiate the people who took things too far and won’t leave her alone? no. did she deserve to feel like she can’t come on her platform because of how toxic things have gotten for her? fuck no. considering how her current actions don’t reflect her past actions, and how genuine she is, she is NOT the type of person who deserves to be deplatformed. and let’s be real, even though she has power in her following, she’s still just a human being at the end of the day. 
TL;DR jenna is a grown woman who made her own decision, but that decision was DEFINITELY influenced by how this is affecting her mental health and well being. saying she was forced/bullied off, while an overdramatic way to put it, is not that inaccurate. 
ps if you don’t like jenna that’s fine; she may have apologized and changed but she still did racist shit so it’s entirely up to you whether you fuck with her or not. 
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hellfirecomms · 7 years
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Re: Steven Universe & The “Concrete Controversy”.
Hey all, NTom here. Been a while since I’ve done much else besides reblog fan art and anything funny I’ve come across on Tumblr but I’m in a thinkin’ mood so I figured I’d jot down some thoughts regarding recent events. I’m gonna preface this, however, by saying I am white and if that’s enough for you to disregard my opinion on the following matter, then by all means go ahead. No skin off of my nose. 
Steven Universe is a very inclusive show. This is obvious. However, what happens when something comes along to challenge that idea? When it seems that there’s trouble in paradise? People freak out. They feel betrayed. This happened with the revelation of a concept known as “Concrete” that was found in the Steven Universe art book. 
Suffice it to say, there’s similarities with the “blackface/mammy” style that was oh-so-popular way back when, and rightfully so, a lot of people weren’t happy with this. On top of this some random notes assigned to the character were...less than flattering. You know, the “blacks are ignorant” level of stereotyping. But was this intentional? When brainstorming, did Lamar (a black man), draw up a racist caricature, pass it around and did Hilary, a white(?) woman look at it and say “ha, this looks like something I could attribute racial ignorance to”? No, of course not.
Lamar, Hilary AND Rebecca Sugar herself have since apologized for this lapse in judgement and future editions of the Art Book will no longer feature the concept art of Concrete. A lot of people accepted these apologies, some chose not to. I have to ask of those who refuse to though...why? What’s the point? Do you honestly think the SU team is filled with racists? For once I’m not being facetious, I generally do not understand this mindset. Sure, you don’t HAVE to accept the apology, you can disagree with its contents and how it was phrased, but some of the malice and outright VENOM that’s been spouted by particular sections of the fandom recently have been shocking. I’m a firm believer in trying to listen to both sides of an argument, even though sometimes it’s so very, very simple and much easier to be biased, but this has gotten kind of out of hand. 
Steven Universe is a product of love. Granted, it’s a very flawed one with many problems that I won’t get into here, but there’s no doubt that the people working on the show, be they white, POC or otherwise do what they do with a genuine affection for both the characters, the story, the world, but most definitely also the audience itself. If all it takes to lose that goodwill is one simple, little picture (and yes I’m aware of the Amethyst stuff, but I’m just focusing on Concrete here), then what does that say about you as a fan? 
If you truly believe the team is ignorant, then vent your feelings as constructively as possible, let it out, and then let it go. Let them take in the comments, let them learn and grow. No, “it should never have been done in the first place” is not a good enough reason for continued borderline harassment. This fanbase is better than that. I’ve not been here from the start, but I’ve seen highs and I’ve seen lows, and with the show moving past the rather...divisive fourth season and starting out Season 5 on an astounding high (and with SDCC around the corner and the hope of a bright future for the show), I just don’t like seeing things as they are. However, this is not a callout post nor is it meant to patronize. I’m addressing no user in particular here, and like I said, this is just the humble opinion of someone who was unaffected by the matter. If you want to show that you’re not OK with the art, don’t purchase the art book, or at least wait until the offending image is removed. Dropping the show, blasting the creators on social media etc,...these things do nothing. Be constructive. Be firm in your beliefs and don’t just fire from the hip. Be cool, be calm, be collected.
But most of all, be happy. If you need to be angry, and you feel hurt, then you have every right to BE hurt. Just remember that on the other side of this are creators who didn’t mean to hurt you no matter how ignorant they may have been.
Thank you for reading. 
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