#ohhhhh jumanji....

[old-man-hell]

are we.....literally all sleeping on Jonathan Hyde.... i went into the tags to find some content and there's nothing???

#tell me i'm not the only one that felt strange about the dad from jumanji #OR #everyone is like 'ohhhhh The Mummy (1999) made me bisexual' #which i respect #but i was also eyeing up the 'egyptologist' #also the MOST #THEE MMOST #brocade of voices #and with a nose like that.... #jonathan hyde #begging and pleading not to become a gifmaker but also i could Become Something Worse #(a fancam maker)

[davidtennantpussytulpa]

obsessed with seeing what gay feelings i had in high school. very funny

#i literally only ever published 2 pieces of fanfiction but i have a folder of 7 others #most are literally just once sentence/idea that i never actually wrote #the superbat one is the longest its abt 3/4 of a page but the only other 2 that have at least a paragraph #are femslash for the new jumanji and for frankenstein HEELPPPPPPPPPPPP #OHHHHH HIGHSCHOOL ME……

[ichayalovesyou]

The One With The Whales (Live Reaction):

Saw parts of this one when I was super little! Oh good! This one is also directed Leonard Nimoy! He has my whole heart already so can’t wait to see this play out!!

Uh Oh. TOS crew on trial 😬😬😬 SAREK?!?! Oh shit oh shit oh shit!! Ohhhhhh man the gang is already in deep shit.

Awww looking at Spock from the distance all dramatic like huh Jim? You getting some mini therapy from yo mommmmmm 😭😭 I love Spock so so muchhhhhh. And I LOVE Amanda!!!! Oh, and the Captain of the Saratoga! She seems awesome!

Bye Saavik, you were cool and I hope we see you again someday. Awwww Bones is worried about Spock :( he and Jim both want Spock back so bad but don’t wanna push him and awwwwwwwww!! Also why does the probe sound like Jumanji drums??? Bones and Spock are actually killing me, this conversation is actually killing meeeeeee, arguing really is McCoy’s first love language! 😭

Whatever I may think of Sarek as a father, he is such a cool character and Mark Lenard really is an absolutely fantastic actor. Oh yikes, looks like the stars have aligned for Jim and the Bridge Family to save the world yet again lmao. Honestly this whole thing with the message for the whales makes me think of “So Long & Thanks For All The Fish” from Hitchiker’s Guide To The Galaxy. Also Bones being protective of Spock ☺️

I’m so glad at least Bones is acknowledging the plot of this movie is absolutely fucking insane 😂 THIS IS WHY I LOVE OLD STAR TREK! It’s not afraid to be absolutely unapologetically ridiculous! I love it!!! Thaaaaaats a weird dream right there, you good Jim?

Stupid problems require stupid solutions! LOVE the headband Spock 😂🤣 what an ENTRANCE!! Wow it sure is the 80s, WOW, the cognitive dissonance of these bozos wandering around 20th century San Fran I am LOSING MY MIND! They are just little kreatures and they have no monies 😂😂😂 NUCLEAR WESSELS!!!! Oh god stahp I can’t breathe!!!!

I BELIEVE IN THE BEASTIE BOYS MEETING SPOCK ON THIS BUS THEORY OHHHHH MY GOD!! Jim is so old lmao! And then everyone clapped! Kirk please, I’m already laughing so hard PLEASE don’t teach Spock how to swear I’m losing my mind!!!

Wow that vibe when you remember this movie actually legitimately helped save the blue whales as a species. SPOCK IS GOING SWIMMING HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO!! JIM’S FACE! Also Nimoy can get it, damn “these are not the hell your whales.” Lmaooooo

I love this marine biologist lady she’s great! Lol. “No ma’am no dipshit.” Also “Gracie is pregnant.” *HITS BREAKS* this movie is fucking amazingggggg the legendary Italian food conversation I love themmmmmm. Bones & Scotty’s improv skills are legendary “millions of- I mean thousands of miles from Edinburough” look at this insanity, I love it.

Why do I hang around with that ditzy guy who knows Gracie’s pregnant and calls you Admiral? “He’s my husband.” (Totally posting this one! XD)

UH OH PAVEL!!!! 😨 RUN PAV RUUUUUUUUUUUN!! Oh noooo. NO THE WHAAAAALES!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS BAD YALL AHG MY FEELINGS FUDGE FUDGE FUDGE AND CRAP!! This poor woman oh my god lmao, that look on her face when she saw Spock she was like “oh, he’s an alien, that makes a lot more sense.”

SPOCK HES BACK HES OKAY HES ALL THE WAY BACK AND HE LOVES STUDENT SURROGATE SON PAVEL CHEKOV IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE!!!!!!!!! “It’s the human thing to do...” 😭😭😭😭

“Pavel... rank... Admiral!” ON BRAND LMFAO! SHE GREW A NEW KIDNEY! This movie is going to kill me in the opposite freaking way TSFS did lmao. Oh wow whale lady was just like IM COMING TO THE FUTURE FUCK YOUUUUU and honestly, mood.

Bones and Jim being so happy to see that Spock is (for the most part) back to his old self and my heart is meltingggggg

ADMIRAL THERE BE WHALES HERE!!!

I really do not understand people who don’t like Kirk I really, really don’t. He’s wonderful and sweet and smart and brave and I love him. Nobody convince me otherwise that he is good and awesome and good.

Dude this scene is so wholesome and good and fun!!! Oh my god!! The music! SPOCK IS SMILING! This is single handedly watering my crops and clearing my skin! “I stand with my shipmates.” THEY GOT OFF BECAUSE THEY DID IT FOR LOVE AND THEN SAVED THE WHOLE ASS PLANET AFTER YASSSSSSS!!! Spock & Jim should’ve kissed right there I’m just saying. Also Jim & whale lady deserve a long lasting (if long distance) friendship.

Spock even gets to reconcile with his parents awwwww, Sarek is finally recognizing that his son can move mountains because of who he is. “Tell her (mother) I feel fine.” Okay good I’m crying again. 💚🖖🏻💚😭😭😭

ITS THE ENTERPRISE B!!!! 🤩🤩🤩 THEYRE HOMMMMME *Pterodactyl shrieking*

That was so wholesome oh my goddddd

#star trek #star trek iv #the voyage home #the one with the whales #liveblogging #tos liveblog

[fgfluidity]

I can't really say why but the band dead man's poison gives me jumanji au vibes or at least the vibes I want us to achieve (like listen to the songs Feed the Machine and Providence )

ohhhhh i love these vibes

not just for the au but like in general this is my shit

god i hope we can pull it off

i’m just gonna... add them to my playlists—

#asks #dcat could be gayer #jumanji au

[vanillu-script]

my dad and i smoked a joint to go see jumanji: [sequel title] and

- jack black (and, briefly, Karen gillan) played. An accented black man. So that was. Huh.

- didnt know I really needed Dwayne the rock Johnson with an excessive Brooklyn accent but as it would turn out...!

- didnt know rhys darby was in it til after cus boy turns out I sure dont know what the man looks like

- alex wolfe's persona was portrayed by awkwafina and. Oh man. Oh maaaaaaaannnnn. Ohhhhh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnn

- but then "oops wait we cant have awkwafina do the heart-to-heart cus then its gay" so I had to see dwayne the rock johnson kiss karen gillan with my fucking eyes and at that point I audibly gagged and wondered how long it would be til I could get another cigarette

- ageism

#also i never saw the first one so a lot of this movie was a punch in the nads #this is nothing im just. huh. hm. interezting decisions #personal

[aarafox]

For the end of year ask: 1, 14, 22 🙂

Thank you so much!! 💕

1. Song of the year?

Ooffff I found so many good songs this year... but I don’t think any of them made me feel so much as Day6’s Not Mine! 🙌 it’s so good!!!!! Even after listening to it 100 times I still can’t get enough of it

4. Movie of the year?

JUMANJI! 1 and 2! I saw the first one for the first time this year and god it’s so funny... then I found out the second one would release a month later! Whoop! They’re hilarious and amazing now I wanna watch them again. Also I’m going to Frozen 2 today and I’ve heard it’s really good so I might change my mind after seeing it but for now it’s Jumanji ;)

22. Favourite place you visited this year?

Ohhhhh, that’s gotta be Japan, and most specifically Nara and Kyoto! Cue hikes over quiet paths and hanging out near the river with a group of Japanese students 🥰

Thank you again!!! ♥️♥️♥️

#i was sitting by myself when this group of students sat down a few metres away from me with fireworks and drinks #and after a few minutes they invited me in and my heart EXPLODED #i was so happy #thank you for asking!! #iamcaledonia #Dorigens askbox

[alexseaplanemcdonough]

wOW SORRY FOR THE SPAM BUT JFC YOUR ACCOUNT HAS BECOME MY LIFE SOURCE???

Ohhhhh my goodness!!! ❤❤❤ That's so lovely!! It's literally just me yellin about how in love with all the Jumanji characters i am, I'm glad you're enjoying it 😊😊

[got-stars-in-her-eyes]

Tagged again! This time I was tagged by both @ubetterhurrytogetapieceofbach and @giggleboxx3000!

I’m going to fill out both on one post. I meant to do these yesterday but I was out running around with my dad so I’m doing them now!

@ubetterhurrytogetapieceofbach‘s questions:

Rules: tag 10 people you would like to know better

Favorite color: Blue and purple, especially darker and lighter shades of both colors!

3 favorite foods: Ohhhhh man this is tough. Um, Publix Subs, Chinese food, and pizza!

Relationship status: Single 

Lipstick or chapstick: Depends. I usually go with lipstick but if my lips are dry I’m putting on chapstick instead.

Last song I listened to: Creatures of the Night by KISS

3 favorite tv shows: Stranger Things, any of the X-Men cartoons, and I guess Daredevil on Netflix? I don’t watch a lot of TV shows to be honest.

3 favorite bands/artists: KISS, Bon Jovi, and the last one I can’t choose but I’m going to go with Warrant!

Last movie I watched: Jumanji 

Books I’m reading: I’m not currently reading anything except for textbooks for class at the moment, but the last book I read was Zom-B by Darren Shan.

@giggleboxx3000‘s questions:

Name: Jocelyn

Gender: Female

Star sign: Gemini 

Height: 4′8 (I’m really short I know)

Sexuality: 1980s Paul Stanley. Keeping this info to myself tbh, but c’mon have you SEEN Paul Stanley in the 1980s I would gladly Uh! All Night with him (see what I did there ahahaha)

What images do you have set as your desk/phone wallpaper: Alright, so my computer wallpaper is Nightcrawler from X-Men, and my phone wallpaper is Paul Stanley. It’s actually the same pic as my icon.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher: Nope! Which is funny because there was one teacher a bunch of girls went nuts over, and when they asked me what I thought about him I just went “eh”. Needless to say they all thought I was crazy for not being attracted to him.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years: Hopefully working on movies!

If you could be anywhere now, where would you be: Does the past count? Someone take me back to 1973 when KISS was first starting out haha.

What was your coolest Halloween costume: I had a handmade Cinderella gown when I was 12 made for me so that was cool. I tried to do KISS last year, but no one would do it with me and I ended up having a ton of homework.

What’s your favorite 90s show: The 1992 X-Men cartoon

Who was your last kiss: I’ve never kissed anyone before so... no one.

Have you ever been stood up: I’ve been lead on by this one asshole back in 10th grade! He acted like he liked me, TOLD people he liked me, then started dating a seventh grader (: 

Have you ever been to Las Vegas: No but maybe one day!

Favorite pair of shoes: I have a pair of sparkly red flats that I got because they look like Dorothy’s ruby slippers. Idk where they are right now but I wore them whenever I wore a blue dress.

Favorite fruit: It’s a tie between lemon and oranges!

Favorite book: Cirque du Freak by Darren Shan!

Stupidest thing you’ve ever done: I once threw a bag of brownies at a guy I liked back in 9th grade because I didn’t know how to talk to him. Like five minutes later I realized how awkward and stupid it was and now if I like a guy I hand him a box of cookies and brownies. Then again, I was able to talk to my other crushes. I just barely knew that one dude and didn’t know how to start talking to him. And yes, I make baked goods for people I crush on.

I tag whoever wants to do this!

#in addtion to 80s hairbands I also love Marvel and the X-Men are my fave fun fact of the day

[mint-bears]

thank you @queeranarchist for tagging me i'm sorry i didn't realize i was tagged until i was getting into bed! hhh

Nickname: andrea

Height: like 5'7"/5'8"? 170something cm?

Favorite Artist/Band: ohhhhh god there are millions. i'll say TWRP, Monsta X, and Highlight for right now.

Song stuck in my head: i love you by EXID

Last Movie I Saw: uh maybe jumanji on netflix sdlfk

Last thing I googled: sunset (for the time of sunset today)

Why I chose this username: green is my favourite colour and bears are my favourite animal... also i like mint tea.

Other blogs: gomapop so non-kpop people don't have to deal with that hah.........

Do I get asks: rarely.

Following: 205 blogs idk how many of those are active anymore though after i was away for a long-ass time

I’m wearing: pyjama pants w bobby pin print and the TWRP Together Through Time shirt

Dream job: none tbrh i'm too mentally ill for actual work. but anything to do with singing if we're being Wild.

Favorite food: gyoza and/or coconut cream pie

Play any instruments: i played violin from ages 9-13 and i should've kept going because i was good at it, but.

Hair colour: mousey brown. i've never dyed my hair even though i've always wanted to ;;

Random fact: i broke both of my arms at one point and had a purple wrist cast on my left arm and a plain full arm cast on my right when i was 10

Describe myself as aesthetics: my dress sense is like lazy goth, my Being is like winter in the middle of the night with sporadic strings of lights

Most iconic song: can i pick like twelve songs idk if you’ve noticed but music is my thing lmfao. how about Wildflower by Park Hyo Shin for a curveball

i never know who to tag so whoever wants to do this feel free!

#i feel like i'm overly explanatory and annoying sometimes hhhhhhhelp #oh well #about me~