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#ot3: never beating those favoritism allegations
vampirewalterskinner · 4 months
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You know what?
They throw around the fact that Scully and Mulder meeting was fate and that they’re soulmates so much through The X-Files but we NEVER cover how those two work and what they do is not possible without Skinner.
If Skinner—a man who notoriously let them off the hook and aided them to the point of being forcefully separated from them by the fucking government because his favoritism was that fucking blatant—wasn’t their boss, they wouldn’t have been able to discover or accomplish HALF of what they did. If Skinner wasn’t there, they would have been fired long ago. If Skinner wasn’t there, Scully wouldn’t have found the man who murdered her sister. If Skinner wasn’t there, Mulder would have rotted away in his grave until he was replaced by an alien. If Skinner wasn’t there, he wouldn’t have been able to protect them from CSM or Spender or Krycek or help them in their search for the truth.
Without Scully or Mulder, Skinner would have never had the courage to go against the very government he had blindly trusted in his youth. He never would have allowed himself to question his distrust. He never would have become a better man.
Fate brought them to Skinner just as much as fate brought those two together. No one else would have done what Skinner did for them.
Fate brought the three of them together.
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vampirewalterskinner · 2 months
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Part 1 of a two part commission beautifully created by the lovely @wulvercazz 🥰🥰🥰💖💖💖 of my au I lovingly call Lesbian Neighbors AU.
I absolutely adore torturing Walter and I thought there was no better way to do that than by having Dana and (cisswap!) Fox as a new lesbian couple who moves into the apartment next door to his own. Walter has been divorced for a few years, still living in the apartment his ex-wife abandoned him in while drowning in depression and has poured all of his attention and effort into his work instead of himself. There’s nothing like accidentally catching your queer neighbors fucking on their balcony while you’re having a smoke to kick you out of a depressive funk. After some stammering and blushing, Walter manages to apologize before running away. Little does he know he’s about to become Dana and Fox’s new toy 🥰
Dana is a trans woman who identifies as a lesbian (but she looooooves doming/teasing Walter) and Fox identifies as queer 💖 Also, Fox and Dana help Walter discover a few things about his own identity 👀💦
This is basically a porn au that gets very, VERY kinky and gayer by the second. Part two of the commission is too spicy for tumblr, unfortunately 😮‍💨
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vampirewalterskinner · 6 months
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Incoming Episode Propaganda 🤭💖
Note, these are episodes that heavily involve the OT3, not the only episodes with their little moments 🥰 I particularly recommend S8E15!!!
S2E25 Anasazi
S3E1 The Blessing Way
S3E16 Apocrypha
S3E21 Avatar
S4E16 Unrequited
S4E21 Zero Sum
S5E1 Redux Part 1
S5E2 Redux Part 2
S5E18 The Pine Bluff Variant
S6E9 S.R. 819
S6E21 Field Trip
S7E1 The Sixth Extinction (with a dash of S7E2)
S7E18 Brand X
S7E19 Hollywood A.D.
S8E1 Within
S8E2 Without
S8E14 This Is Not Happening
S8E15 Deadalive (my favorite!!!!!)
S9E19 The Truth Part 1
S9E20 The Truth Part 2
S11E6 Kitten
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vampirewalterskinner · 3 months
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The X Files AU where Skinner is a fisherman. He basically lives on the water. He’s seen all sorts of things in his life and, sure, he could try to explain the more odd and frankly freakish things, but he prefers not to. He would rather ignore it. He finds it a bit hard to brush off the strangely cursed waters when he pulls in his net for the day and finds two mermaids caught up in his trap, ensnared and terrified. He’s careful to cut them out but it takes time to soothe their wild thrashing—and the red head was rather bitey. The net had caused more damage than he thought: torn fins and cuts and rope burns throughout their bodies. The brunette was worse off. Walter couldn’t in good conscience release them without patching them up. Even if it would cost him a few fingers to do so. Convincing them that he was a friend was hard to do but easily accomplished when he found he could buy them with fish, earning enough trust to hear their names: Dana and Fox.
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vampirewalterskinner · 5 months
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vampirewalterskinner · 3 months
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I love the thought of Mulder and Scully lusting after their boss so blatantly that Skinner is a confused and blushy mess about it.
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vampirewalterskinner · 3 months
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Walter Skinner wasting bureau time by searching “how to hide hickies” because he could hide the one’s Dana made on his neck with the collar of his shirt, but not the damn marks Fox left on his jaw and on his ear
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vampirewalterskinner · 2 months
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Happy birthday Scully!! Hope you fuck that dilf and autistic hottie into the mattress until their brains no longer function 🥰
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vampirewalterskinner · 3 months
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I need Skinner, Scully, and Mulder to fuck each other more than I need air to breathe
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vampirewalterskinner · 4 months
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I’m all for Skinner pining after Scully and Mulder and daydreaming about how hot they are but the person most likely to spend all their time wishing and wanting people but never acting on those desires while constantly thinking of R rated scenarios with them is 100% Dana Scully. She thinks about those boys a lot. And she would definitely think about them together.
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vampirewalterskinner · 6 months
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mutter mutter Scully/Mulder/Skinner mutter mutter soulmates mutter mutter telepathic links
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vampirewalterskinner · 4 months
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It was my birthday *checks calendar* 11 days ago! For my belated b-day gift, I want y’all to go read the second chapter of Tritanopia 🦷🫀🩸
And read the first chapter if you haven’t, obviously. You’re missing out 😚
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vampirewalterskinner · 5 months
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🛸🩻🪖 The X Files: OT3 Evidence 🔬👹🛡️
Season 9, Episode 19 “The Truth, Part 1”
Dana visits Mulder in his cell at 7:12 AM to tell him how scared she is of losing him and says he has no idea how much has been lost already. Mulder corrects her and says he does, Skinner told him what happened to their son, William.
Under normal circumstances, Skinner sharing that kind of information without Scully’s knowledge or permission would be a HUGE violation of their friendship—but Scully didn’t show any signs of being upset that Skinner had told Mulder before she could. She wasn’t angry about Skinner sharing the information because Skinner isn’t an outsider to the relationship, he’s part of it.
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vampirewalterskinner · 6 months
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The fact that Scully and Mulder made out against Skinner for a solid minute and then Mulder proceeded to flirt with Skinner and try to kiss him, only for Skinner to think it was all a joke—look, the will-they-won’t-they song and dance Scully and Mulder had was insane enough, but they fact that they would have to tie Skinner up and show him a very frank powerpoint presentation to get him to understand that they love him is honestly even more maddening imo.
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vampirewalterskinner · 6 months
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Scully and Skinner bringing Mulder flowers in the episode “Triangle” 🥰 they love their little troublemaker so much
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vampirewalterskinner · 6 months
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Evidence: *fuzzy, black and white picture/video with the face mostly obscured*
Mulder and Scully: That’s Walter 🥰💖
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