#paige spletzer

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Triple Dose Timeline (canon is puddy in my hands)

here's an explanation on how exactly Meggy got fucked over by the universe 3 times

note: The following events replace the anime arc because everyone was to busy searching for Meggy that the anime challenge never happened

Meggy was kidnapped by a group of octarians (who were ordered to do so because DJ Octavia discovered Agent 3 had a sister and had a big brained idea to not only brainwash Callie but also her as well) and got brainwashed by a second pair of hypnoshades that Octavia made (though she didn't quite go down without a fight, Octavia can attest to that)

Agent 3 (Paige) was too busy on a separate mission to go looking for Meggy much to their frustration so Marie recruiting Harbor as Agent 4 came in clutch and also Mario coming along because of course he does which both makes things easier but also more complicated

However during the final battle around the time Marie and Sheldon came barging in the platform Meggy was on ended up collapsing and she fell into the abyss below much to Mario's and everyone else's horror

Fast forward a couple weeks and after hundreds of dead ends and countless sleepless nights, the NSS were finally able to find a lead to where Meggy ended up (and also got confirmation that she still lives thank god, Paige cried a lot at the news out of relief) and so Cuttlefish and Agent 3 are off without hesitation to search for Agent 3's sister in the Metro

Meanwhile Meggy has been Sanitised by Commander Tartar who found her unconscious in the subway, and is currently accompanying Cuttlefish, 8, Desti and The Octoposse who are all stuck in this medical nightmare hell hole because of course and all (well except cuttlefish) of them are missing their memories

Cuttlefish is really worried how 3 will react to their sister being well, green now and zombie like

However despite being sanitised, partially emotionless and amnesiac she is still technically Meggy so sparks still fly between her and Desti much to the others chagrin

At least it makes solving the puzzles easier (especially the 8 ball thank GOD)

The plot of octo expansion stays relatively the same albeit with more people and a more chaotic group chat

They all end up having to team up against a partially sanitised Paige who is somehow stronger than in canon which is terrifying, and it took everything to knock them out

When the boss fight with the giant statue and Tartar happens (who wants to blow up the world because it's gone insane and so has he from the meme energy) Meggy, Desti and the Octoposse jump in the assist 8 in inking the statue to high heaven

Sanitised Meggy is basically a watered down version of canon Meggy having her emotions and memories stripped from her, she still has the desire to win splatfest ofc but she doesn't quite have the drive that made her want her to, and this deeply scares Paige and Mario

A couple years have passed since the incident and Meggy is MOSTLY back to her old self, still a bit amnesiac and lacks the reaction speed for certain emotions but better now

Then she gets fuzzified by Mr. Grizz

Meggy started to work at Grizzco. Via the suggestion of Harbor because she felt self conscious about how she looks during turf wars now cause well she looks like a zombie and it went pretty well for about 3 years

Harbor did a total fuck up and Meggy not wanting him to get fired ended up taking the fall for him

unfortunately this ended up with Mr. Grizz fucking up her back a bit, kidnapping her and then getting fuzzified which FINE

and somewhere during that struggle Meggy ends up in the Splatlands an FAR from Grizzco. and ends up running into Andi and being found thankfully by Cuttlefish

unfortunately they all soon end up falling into Alterna but hey at least she reunited with the others!

splatoon 3 remains relatively the same albiet they know mr. grizz's plan to rid he world of sea life MUCH sooner

#triple dose au #triple dose meggy #smg4 au #smg4 #i wish squid memes were real au #harbor current #paige spletzer #meggy spletzer #andi finn #new squidbeak splatoon

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Incorrect Quotes (ssenmodnaR Edition)

Now that it's been a while since "It's Gotta Be Perfect," SMG4's once again feeling comfortable with the idea of being more ambitious with his videos. Thankfully he has learned his lesson and won't be striving for perfection, and he also won't be trying to go it alone. Instead, he's taking inspiration from the man he was designed as a self-insert of and putting together a production crew (of actual employees, not enslaved Toads. That's another low point he doesn't want to go back to.

Next up on the applicant list is Baljeet, for some reason, who's been asked to put together a meme compilation as a test of his editing skills.

"Alright kid, show me what you got."

"Of course," he moves to hit the play button, but pauses to add, "I should warn you, however, that it is a bit... strange, at certain points." He hits the button before 4 can ask what he means.

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FM: *gestures incredulously at a car* Who parked their car...

*the view shifts slightly to reveal a jpeg of a BLT under one of the tires*

FM: On my sandwich!?

Steve: I did!

FM: *gets so angry he explodes into a coin*

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*MarioMario54321 and Tari face each other on a version of final destination, with MM wearing a Duel Disk and Clench transformed to fulfil the functions of one*

MM: You ready?

Tari: *grins* Born ready.

MM: Well then... *starts using the Yu-Gi-Oh! intro Yami voiceclip* It's Time to D-D, DD-D-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *D-ing continues as he starts spazzing out*

Tari:

Clench: 'da fuk?

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Elanore: *runs around in an office building, throwing raisins around like confetti* RAISINS! RAISINS! THEY USED TO BE GRAPES!

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Meggy: *wandering through what's clearly a Zelda dungeon for some reason*

Random Evil Wizard Dude: *appears from the shadows, pointing menacingly with a staff* Stop right where you are, Maddy.

Meggy: *gasps* How did you almost know my name?

Wizard Dude: I have approximate knowledge of many things.

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Desmond: *sitting on a bench, minding his own business*

Franky: *rises up behind him* I can smell you.

Desmond: *jumps up in shock while yelling in Homer Simpson's voice*

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MM: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Perry: *assumes a fighting stance in the middle of a warehouse while Doof does an evil laugh off-screen*

Doof: You are too late, Perry the Platypus! I am now... *drives on-screen in a forklift* FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!

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*this would work better in a visual format, just picture Paige doing the same actions as the music video while Crabcake keeps showing up in the areas they point out in funny poses*

Paige: Now everything smells like salmon!

My shirts!

My couch!

My sheets!

If I had a couple more square feet,

I imagine this would not happen!

Everything smells like salmon!

Straight-up salmon.

Smell it from the bed to the door,

when you're living in a space that's not much more than a cabin,

well sometimes this happens

Everything smells like salmon.

FUCK IT UP ANDI!

Andi: *epic keyboard solo*

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Avatar Kirby: *reenacting Speed of Kirb...through the Showgrounds, while the SMGs watch him through the coffee shop's window with resigned annoyance*

SMG3: I'm not helping him if he pisses off Marty.

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*back at the Yu-Gi-Oh! duel, Tari and Clench have resorted to playing against each-other while they wait for MM to hopefully pull himself together*

Clench: ...Well this sucks.

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*The Abyss and Juliano are in the middle of a fancy restaurant...for some reason*

The Abyss: I poisoned one of our glasses, but I can't remember which.

Juliano: The way this dinner is going I hope it's mine.

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Mario: Fuck you, Baltimore!

Bob: If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend,

Mario: You're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hells Cars!

Bob: Bad deals!

Mario: Cars that break down!

Bob: Thieves!

Mario: If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill's,

Bob: You can kiss my ass!

Mario: It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker-

Bob: You'll fall for this bullshit!

Mario: Guaranteed!

Bob: If you find a better deal,

Mario: Shove it up your ugly ass!

Bob: You heard us right!

Mario: Shove it up your ugly ass.

Bob: Bring your trade!

Mario: Bring your title!

Bob: Bring your wife!

Mario: We'll fuck her!

Bob: That's right! We'll fuck your wife!

Mario: Because at Big Bill Hells,

Bob: You're fucked six ways from Sunday!

Mario: Take a hike!

Bob: To Big Bill Hells!

Mario: Home of Challenge Pissing!

Bob: That's right!

Mario: CHALLENGE PISSING!

Bob: How does it work?

Mario: If you can piss six feet in the air straight up-

Bob: -and not get wet-

Mario: You get no down payment!

Bob: Don't wait! Don't delay,

Mario: Don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off!

Bob: Only at Big Bill Hells!

Mario: The only dealer that tells you to FUCK OFF!

Bob: Hurry up, asshole!

Mario: This event ends the minute after you write us a check!

Bob: And it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!

Mario: Go to hell!

Bob: Big Bill Hells Cars!

Mario: Baltimore's filthiest,

Bob: And exclusive home to the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland!

Mario: Guaranteed!

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*several robed figures stand in a circle around a chained up Teletubby*

Robed figures: Chanting in unison, chanting in unison, chanting in unison... (yes, they are actually chanting the words "chanting in unison" in unison. it's even an actual voice clip from the Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius.)

Luigi: *opens a door to whatever room these guys are in, sees what's happening, and swiftly backs out the way he came*

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Hex: *dancing to Buck Bumble's theme music*

fucking Jerry the Goomba kid: Buck Bumble sucks, ya dumbass!

Hex: *the music stops with a record scratch and she slowly turns her head to look at him with a vacant expression*

A Few Seconds Later

Hex: *back to dancing, now with Jerry's burning corpse off to the side*

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MM: DDDDDD-DUEL! *finally done, he looks up to see that Tari got tired of waiting and left* Ah, crap.

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"...The hell was that?"

"That is what I said! Oh sure, give all the weird stuff to Baljeet! It definitely will not make no sense without context! I do not think some of them are even from our universe, and I am not sure how that is even possible!"

"Well...it's at least well-edited? Might work as part of a "Ssenmodnar" video or something, we haven't had one of those in a while. I'll, uh, I'll get back to you later, alright?"

After he leaves, Baljeet sighs and looks back at the monitor, "I need better clips."

#smg4 ocs #incorrect quotes #episode idea #i wish squid memes were real au #smg4 #baljeet tjinder #smg4 fm #minecraft steve #mariomario54321 #smg4 tari #smg4 clench #elanore haltmann #meggy spletzer #paige spletzer #crabcake the salmonid #andi finn #desmond the basketball #smg4 franky #perry the platypus #heinz doofenshmirtz #kirby #smg3 #mario #bob bobowski #luigi #hex haltmann #jerry the goomba #the abyss #juliano

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During Splatoon 3's hero mode

Mr. Grizz to Captain 3/Paige: Wait what gender are you? Callie: HEY! THEIR PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM!!! Mr. Grizz: but... what's in your pants? Captain 3: Captain 3: *takes out hero shot* a gun

#smg4 #splatoon #paige spletzer #callie cuttlefish #mr. grzz #new squidbeak splatoon

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Some Paige Doodles ft. Meggy cause oh my god they have me in a strangle hold

I love them so much

I'm still working on designs for Agent 8 and Neo 3 so stay tuned for that

#smg4 #meggy spletzer #splatoon #i wish squid memes were real au #agent 3 #smg4 meggy #paige spletzer

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agent 3 getting dragged in Smg3's schemes..... This is so funny to me idk why

Smg3 is capitalising on THIS cause there can only be one 3 or some shit like that

Technically if you asked him he'd say it's because they're more-or-less part of the group by that point and also they were important enough to the Anime Arc for him to include their role in the play....

but also yeah he totally is that bitter and petty about there being another person named 3 lol

#i wish squid memes were real au #the youtube arc #smg3 #agent 3 #paige spletzer #now i gotta think up a character to be their anti-cast counterpart

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how old are each of the agents anyway?

When Paige is first introduced (which would be a little after Doki Doki Mario Club, so early 2018) they're 18, Harbor is 14, and Eight is pretty sure she's 17 but can't remember when exactly her birthday is Because Amnesia.

When Andi and Crabcake (ultimately ended up going with them instead of Soup and Lasagna since despite Soup being amazing I already had a good idea of where I want to take Andi's character) join the Splatoon Andi is 15 and Crabcake never bothered to keep track of its age. And since Splatoon 3 came out in 2022, that would make Paige 22, Harbor 18, and Eight 21 at that point.

#i wish squid memes were real au #splatoon #agent 3 #captain 3 #paige spletzer #agent 4 #harbor current #agent 8 #neo agent 3 #andi finn #crabcake the smallfry #obviously there's some margin for error depending on when exactly everyone's birthdays are but this is fairly accurate #as far as crabcake is concerned its age is fish #the splatoon's pretty sure it'd be considered a minor by most cultures but don't know how salmonids measure that

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how did the conversation between meggy and paige go about the fact they're a secret agent since they were 16 (a literal year before they moved in with Meggy)

(First off, small correction, 17 is when Paige moved out from Meggy and got their own place. They and Meggy moved out of their parents home together when Meggy was 18 and Paige was 13)

As for the conversation itself...well, for one thing, the moment Meggy actually finds out about Paige being Agent 3 is when the Crew and NSS are trying to save her from Francis, so there's a lot going on and between the battle itself, getting all the captured Inklings back to Inkopolis, dealing with Meggy's transformation and Desti being dead, and the numerous other things that would logically have to follow a situation of that scale, it takes a while before there's even time for them to actually talk about it.

Not sure what all the details of said talk would be, but Meggy's overall reaction to finding out is that while yes, she feels a bit hurt that their sibling kept something this big (and dangerous, she's seen the injuries and scars they've gotten from it even if they couldn't tell her how they happened) from them for so long, she does understand why they had to keep it from her, and ultimately she's proud of the person they've become (and relieved that she finally knows what's been going on).

#i wish squid memes were real au #the anime arc #paige spletzer #agent 3 #meggy spletzer #for paige's part once they know that meggy's not mad at them they're just happy that they can finally connect the two parts of their family #that've been separate by necessity until now

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how did meggy get the money to help raise paige after they left they're parents house?

She formed the original Splat Squad a few years before they moved out, and being the leader of an experienced tournament-level Inksports team is a pretty lucrative career all things considered.

(It also helps that Heavy, Sam and Kenji were willing (i.e. insisted because Meggy's stubborn and doesn't like admitting she needs help) to pitch in during rough patches. And that it was only a year between them moving out and Paige being old enough to get their turfing license)

#i wish squid memes were real au #meggy spletzer #paige spletzer #splat squad #heavy squid #smg4 sam #smg4 kenji #if harbor can move to inkopolis by himself at 14 and live comfortably off turfing and salmon run #then 18-year-old meggy can totally handle both herself and paige with the money she gets from being a professional athlete

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did meggy and paige ever make team combo moves like the splatsquad did?

Oh absolutely. They made combo moves together well before there even was a Splat Squad.

#i wish squid memes were real au #meggy spletzer #paige spletzer #granted the very earliest ones weren't all that great since they were just a couple of kids messing around but still

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paige is the master chef cook cause they needed to compensate for meggy's population killing dishes

Oh most definitely. They could give Bowser a run for his money in a kitchen.

#i wish squid memes were real au #meggy spletzer #paige spletzer

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did the NSS also get tricked by Wren and trapped in the simulation (i feel like we'll only be told the answer to this question in the fic)

I haven't decided if the whole NSS will be there, but Paige (because Meggy-centric arc) and Harbor (they mentioned going to the Wild West and it's as though he was Summoned) definitely will be.

#i wish squid memes were real au #paige spletzer #harbor current #western spaghetti #look #the guy already acts like a cowboy by default he Has to be here

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does meggy in the squid meme au become human or does 3 just smash the tank open preventing such an event (but then axol qould be unable to create ultra shaggy to stop sephiroth)

Yeah she still ends up human. (well, Human-ish. The distinction is a bit Complicated and deserves its own post) The only way to win that battle is to create Ultra Instinct Shaggy, and the only way to create Ultra Instinct Shaggy under those circumstances is if an Inkling or Octoling endures Maximum Zukkage. Also Paige is probably too busy trying to survive the fight to break her out early tbh.

#smg4 oc #i wish squid memes were real au #the anime arc #meggy spletzer #agent 3 #paige spletzer #smg4 axol

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During the actual events of the Squid Memes fic (if I ever actually manage to write one) the first time Paige is gonna be properly mentioned is during "The XMAS Discovery"

'Cause like. Squidmas is a Thing, so even if Meggy doesn't know some of the particulars of Christmas since she...honestly doesn't know jack-shit about human culture starting out, she'd easily be able to figure out from the name, the time of year and the similar decorations that the two holidays are mostly the same thing in different flavors, but Mario mistook her confusion over the "weird spelling" for flat-out not knowing what was going on, and she just couldn't bring herself to correct him after connecting the dots both because he seemed so excited to be able to share this with her and because it helped distract her from the fact that Paige has been who-knows-where for months and this is the first Squidmas since she was five that she doesn't get to spend with them.

At some point during the episode Mario actually does find out that Squidmas is a Thing (probably from overhearing Bob mention getting Squidmas gifts for his "nieces"), but he waits until after they've finished their little Christmas Tour to gently call her out on it, and her admitting why she didn't speak up is the first time she's told him or the audience that she even has a sibling. As you'd expect, Mario does his best to reassure her that wherever Paige is, they're probably doing alright, and thinking of her just as much as she is of them.

Of course, now that he knows she's got a younger sibling he wants to hear all about them, and besides maybe remembering happier times with them will make the unhappy present without them easier to cope with, so with the festivities ongoing in the background the two of them stay in the quiet corner they found and swap stories about younger siblings and past holiday seasons...

...as the scene gently transitions to a snowy night sky to a nightmarish hospital-like facility deep beneath the waves of Inkopolis Harbor, where a certain agent with familiar eyes fends off a horde of oddly-colored Octarians, and takes a brief moment of rest to check the date and contemplate a photograph they and their sister took together only a few weeks before they dove into this hell.

"Merry Squidmas, Megs."

#i wish quid memes were real au #smg4 the xmas discovery #meggy spletzer #mario #christmas #squidmas #octo expansion #agent 3 #paige spletzer #light angst #starting the meggy pain train early here #this plot point exists mostly because i needed “the xmas discovery” to work in a universe where squidmas exists #and because it would otherwise be a While before paige could be introduced in any capacity

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Thought up a few interesting things for the Squid Memes AU

1- Desti was an Elite Octoling back during Splatoon 1, and she and her squad (the three other Octolings that would go on to become the Octoposse) were among those who defected after the battle. Though interestingly, she didn't actually hear Calamari Inkantation like the other defectors, seeing as she was recovering from injuries she sustained fighting Agent 3 and thus wasn't present for the battle/concert. She just found out that her teammates were running away and was like "not without me you're not."

She's fully aware that Paige is Agent 3 (once she finally runs into them on the surface at least) and thinks it's honestly kind of funny that the so-called "Scourge of the Domes" was a freaking kid when they tore through the place, and that of all the people she could've gotten into a rivalry with it of course just had to be 3's big sister. She doesn't tell Meggy both because she's not about to out the kid like that and because it amuses her a little that Meggy doesn't know.

2- Axol and Pearl have been friends since they were kids, partly because I figure it would make sense if the tiny angry rich girl who sings too loud and the otaku who figured out fucking magitech and built a pen that could bring his drawings to life because he was lonely got lumped in together as the Weird kids nobody likes. Plus Marina canonically reads manga so even if Pearl doesn't like anime stuff herself we know someone else liking it isn't a turnoff for her.

3- So for this one I'm also pulling from Spongebob Squarepants canon because I needed an explanation for Heavy Squid and all the other Squidwards we see.

Okay, so we've seen in a few episodes of Spongebob that there are a bunch of squids/octopi/whatever Squidward's meant to be that look almost exactly like him. Obviously there's Squilliam but there was also that town of Squidward lookalikes he moved to once. Well, in this that's because they're not Squids or Octopi, they're instead a fourth (yes, fourth. we count Salmonids in this house) type of Inkfish that I'm tentatively calling "Schnozlings." In terms of abilities they're sort of a halfway point between the playable Inkfish and Salmonids, where they can live underwater thanks to having the right kind of respiratory system and thick enough skin to not get splatted by the ink-eating microbes, while also having Swim forms (which unfortunately aren't microbe-resistant like their humanoid forms).

Their swim forms are round, with six tentacles that all look similar to the long tentacles of an Inkling's swim form, while their humanoid forms are...well...Squidward lookalikes. Complete with four "legs," no fingers, a long droopy nose (hence the name Schnozling) and in a few cases the ability to grow hair on their heads like a human. As a side-effect of their microbe-resistant thick skin, most of them don't have any way to display their ink color in humanoid form, while their Swim forms are color coded just like Inklings and Octolings.

(And yes this means I'll have to redesign Heavy Squid to look less like Heavy and more like Squidward. But still big and muscular because that's his Whole Thing.)

#i wish squid memes were real au #au lore #splatoon #sm4 desti #agent 3 #paige spletzer #smg4 axol #pearl houzuki #heavy squid #squidward tentacles #squilliam fancyson #schnozling #why yes i DO subscribe to the headcanon that a lot of octarians are fucking terrified of agent 3 why do you ask #desti's cool with them though #desti lived on the surface for two whole MONTHS before she actually heard the inkantation #her reaction to the Realization that followed was basically just “huh. glad i got out of THAT shitshow when i did” #idk i thought it was funny #yes this means that the smg4 version of Actual Squidward can do inksports #he'd probably suck ass at it but he could do it #info for heavy as an actual CHARACTER will come when i finally make a post about my versions of the original splat squad #look pearl found a homeless girl in battle armor who couldn't speak inklish in the woods and decided to form a band with her #she would ABSOLUTELY hang out with a guy who treats her like a normal person and draws stuff so well that it's literally magic #even if the subject matter is something she hates on an instinctual level

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incorrect quotes

Meggy: Please i'g begging you go see a DOCTOR- Paige, bleeding out of the floor: I'm sorry is this our stab wound? stay out of this. - Neo 3 aka Soup: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

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Cap'n Cuttlefish: Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.." - Soup: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you? - Marie: We call that a traumatic experience. Marie, turning to Callie: Not a "bruh moment". Marie, turning to Soup: Not "sadge". Marie, turning to Paige: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO". - Soup: Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat Cap'n Cuttlefish: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents. Soup: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you. Meggy: Actually I did the math, Cap'n Cuttlefish would have $225, not $0.15. Cap'n Cuttlefish: Fam I’m right here…. 8: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) Soup: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? 8: Sorry I only have a dollar. Soup: :( Meggy: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Cap'n Cuttlefish would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent. 8: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice. Meggy: You can buy anything you want with $22,500. Harbor: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice. Meggy: Apply juice to what. Harbor: Directly to the forehead. Cap'n Cuttlefish: Great chat everyone. - Soup: I can’t believe my birth certificate says F… Soup: …How did I fail being born?

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Marie: To be honest, I'm kinda pissed that I'm not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden.

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Cap'n Cuttlefish: Meggy, Paige, I’ve left a letter telling your parents not to worry— Meggy: They won’t. Cap'n Cuttlefish: that you’re safe— Meggy: That’ll just depress them. Cap'n Cuttlefish: —and you’ll see them in a few weeks. Paige: Do we have to? Cap'n Cuttlefish: .... Cap'n Cuttlefish: *slowly takes out the adoption papers*

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Cap'n Cuttlefish: You three, explain right now! Harbor: It was Soup. Paige: It was Soup. 8: It was Soup. Soup: Soup: …fuck. - Callie: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you. - Paige: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying. Soup: And? Paige: And you are. Soup: I love you too

#meggy spletzer #paige spletzer #harbor current #soup kalzoon #callei cuttlefish #agent 4 #neo agent 3 #agent 3 #agent 8 #i wish squid memes were real au

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What happens to One-shot Wren?

I'm-a be real with you; while I have sort of planned that far ahead because that's how my brain works the changes to Western Spaghetti are so numerous and reliant on other changes way further back in the timeline that if I talked about Wren's fate or Paige's role in the arc without any of that context it would make very little sense.

Plus this is (maybe, hopefully) supposed to become a fic at some point so I need to maintain some suspense.

#i wish squid memes were real au #western spaghetti #paige spletzer #oneshot wren