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Stupid Princess Peach: Showtime!
SMG3 and Mario are trying their hands at theatre again (this time with no petty revenge or cats, thankfully), and it's opening night for [INSERT NAME FOR NEW PLAY HERE] at the prestigious Sparkle Theater. Notable attendees are Tari and Saiko (no one outright says it's a date but the implication is there), the Robotnik family, and Peach, Franky and Desmond. Unfortunately, before the play can begin the theater is attacked by the mysterious Grape and her Sour Bunch, who capture 3, Mario, and the lead actors, blow all the audience members except Peach, Saiko, Franky and Sage out of the building, and magically seal the place.
So now the four of them have to work together, with the help of the Theater's mystic guardian Stella, to save their friends and kick Grape's ass out'a there.
(let me rephrase that: Peach and Saiko have to actually work together)
#smg4 ocs#episode idea#princess peach showtime#smg3#mario#princess peach#saiko bichitaru#smg4 franky#sage robotnik#pps stella#desmond the basketball#smg4 tari#pps grape#the sour bunch#between saiko's understandable grudge against peach and sage and franky's phinabella dynamic->#this is probably one of the most dysfunctional Extended Crew teams i could've put together
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Another collection of incorrect quotes
SMG4: How sure are you?
Meggy: Eighty-five to eighty-six percent.
SMG4: We’ve gone on much less.
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SMG4, on a call with Lil Coding in front of everyone: Where are you?
Lil Coding: I'm at school, duh.
SMG4: You better not be skipping school and at that arcade.
*skee ball machine alarm goes off in the background*
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Lil Coding: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
CPU: Okay, but what is updog?
Lily: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Bowser Jr: No, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Cody: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Desmond: No, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Sage: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Lil Coding: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Lily: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
CPU: What’s a henway?? .. wait-
Lil Coding, grinning like an idiot: Oh, about five pounds.
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Viality: I’m going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on. No more games.
Umbra: I’m always straight.
Abyssal: Oh, that’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told.
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Mario, faintly: With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Luigi, looking up with a tired look: Please tell me you’re not on the roof again.
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SMG3, calling SMG4: Hey, I'm gonna be a bit late.
SMG4: Again?
SMG3: Yeah, sorry.
SMG3: Take me to church came on, and I wasn't emotionally prepared, so I floored the accelerator by accident, and now I'm stuck in a ditch.
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Luigi: I am at a loss for words!
Lily, narrating: And despite being at a loss for words, Luigi lectured everyone else for the next 45 minutes.
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Ping: We still have our one phone call. We could call Antivirus or CPU.
Abyssal: I feel safer calling Antivirus.
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Mario: I am not out of control! I'm a law-abiding citizen!
HAL: Really? Name one law.
Mario: Don't kill people?
HAL: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
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Cody: How petty can you get?
Bowser Jr: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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SMG4: Lily...
Lily: Oh no, 'Lily' in b-flat.
Lily: You're disappointed.
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Nimbus: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
Leto: Hiiiiii, Nimbus!
Nimbus: GODDAMNIT!
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Lil Coding: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Sage: You would eat yourself?
Lil Coding: I wouldn’t even question it.
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Bowser Jr: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Sage: What's 30x17?
Bowser Jr: 47
Sage: That's not even close.
Bowser Jr: But it was fast.
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Meggy: Why are Forum and Domain sitting with their backs to each other?
Juliano: They had a fight.
Meggy: Then why are they holding hands?
Juliano: They get sad when they fight.
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Mario: Oh, just so you know, it's very muggy outside.
SMG4: ...
SMG4: Mario, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Mario: *sips coffee from bowl*
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Forum: I got you flowers!
Domain: What did you do?
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Leto: We have fun, don't we?
Nimbus, drenched in water and nearly drowned twice: I have never been more stressed out in my life.
#smg4#meggy spletzer#code: lil coding#admin: cpu#oc: lily#bowser jr#oc: cody#desmond the basketball#sage robotnik#admin: vitality#admin: umbra#admin: abyssal#smg4 mario#smg4 luigi#smg3#admin: ping#smg4 hal monitor#avatar: nimbus#program: leto#avatar: juliano#usb: smg3#usb: smg4#incorrect quotes#theyre all idiots /affec
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do you know who you dealing with? ♣️🫱🏽🫲🏾
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Desmond Bane, Chris Duarte, De'Aaron Fox and Keegan Murray
#Desmond Bane#Chris Duarte#De'Aaron Fox#Keegan Murray#basketball#sports#nba#sacramento kings#memphis grizzlies#golden 1 center#fedex forum#illustration#illustrators#illustrators on tumblr#art#artists#artists on tumblr
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I dunno how he don’t get his shot blocked on the regular 🤣
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🥳🎊🎉 Happy 25th birthday to the best shooting guard in the league, Desmond Bane! 🩵💙〽️2️⃣2️⃣
Long live the Fly-By King 💪🏽👑‼️
#desmond bane#memphis grizzlies#fbk#big daddy bane#deuce deuce#bane train#downhill des#honey guns#anchor arms#big memphis#go grizz#nba players#my boo <3#my cinnamon apple#nba basketball#nba
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Desmond Bane Mural, Nashville 6/17/23 by Sharon Mollerus
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sacrificing your nuts to get the opponent ejected>
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Incorrect Quotes (ssenmodnaR Edition)
Now that it's been a while since "It's Gotta Be Perfect," SMG4's once again feeling comfortable with the idea of being more ambitious with his videos. Thankfully he has learned his lesson and won't be striving for perfection, and he also won't be trying to go it alone. Instead, he's taking inspiration from the man he was designed as a self-insert of and putting together a production crew (of actual employees, not enslaved Toads. That's another low point he doesn't want to go back to.
Next up on the applicant list is Baljeet, for some reason, who's been asked to put together a meme compilation as a test of his editing skills.
"Alright kid, show me what you got."
"Of course," he moves to hit the play button, but pauses to add, "I should warn you, however, that it is a bit... strange, at certain points." He hits the button before 4 can ask what he means.
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FM: *gestures incredulously at a car* Who parked their car...
*the view shifts slightly to reveal a jpeg of a BLT under one of the tires*
FM: On my sandwich!?
Steve: I did!
FM: *gets so angry he explodes into a coin*
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*MarioMario54321 and Tari face each other on a version of final destination, with MM wearing a Duel Disk and Clench transformed to fulfil the functions of one*
MM: You ready?
Tari: *grins* Born ready.
MM: Well then... *starts using the Yu-Gi-Oh! intro Yami voiceclip* It's Time to D-D, DD-D-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *D-ing continues as he starts spazzing out*
Tari:
Clench: 'da fuk?
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Elanore: *runs around in an office building, throwing raisins around like confetti* RAISINS! RAISINS! THEY USED TO BE GRAPES!
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Meggy: *wandering through what's clearly a Zelda dungeon for some reason*
Random Evil Wizard Dude: *appears from the shadows, pointing menacingly with a staff* Stop right where you are, Maddy.
Meggy: *gasps* How did you almost know my name?
Wizard Dude: I have approximate knowledge of many things.
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Desmond: *sitting on a bench, minding his own business*
Franky: *rises up behind him* I can smell you.
Desmond: *jumps up in shock while yelling in Homer Simpson's voice*
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MM: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Perry: *assumes a fighting stance in the middle of a warehouse while Doof does an evil laugh off-screen*
Doof: You are too late, Perry the Platypus! I am now... *drives on-screen in a forklift* FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!
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*this would work better in a visual format, just picture Paige doing the same actions as the music video while Crabcake keeps showing up in the areas they point out in funny poses*
Paige: Now everything smells like salmon!
My shirts!
My couch!
My sheets!
If I had a couple more square feet,
I imagine this would not happen!
Everything smells like salmon!
Straight-up salmon.
Smell it from the bed to the door,
when you're living in a space that's not much more than a cabin,
well sometimes this happens
Everything smells like salmon.
FUCK IT UP ANDI!
Andi: *epic keyboard solo*
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Avatar Kirby: *reenacting Speed of Kirb...through the Showgrounds, while the SMGs watch him through the coffee shop's window with resigned annoyance*
SMG3: I'm not helping him if he pisses off Marty.
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*back at the Yu-Gi-Oh! duel, Tari and Clench have resorted to playing against each-other while they wait for MM to hopefully pull himself together*
Clench: ...Well this sucks.
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*The Abyss and Juliano are in the middle of a fancy restaurant...for some reason*
The Abyss: I poisoned one of our glasses, but I can't remember which.
Juliano: The way this dinner is going I hope it's mine.
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Mario: Fuck you, Baltimore!
Bob: If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend,
Mario: You're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hells Cars!
Bob: Bad deals!
Mario: Cars that break down!
Bob: Thieves!
Mario: If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill's,
Bob: You can kiss my ass!
Mario: It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker-
Bob: You'll fall for this bullshit!
Mario: Guaranteed!
Bob: If you find a better deal,
Mario: Shove it up your ugly ass!
Bob: You heard us right!
Mario: Shove it up your ugly ass.
Bob: Bring your trade!
Mario: Bring your title!
Bob: Bring your wife!
Mario: We'll fuck her!
Bob: That's right! We'll fuck your wife!
Mario: Because at Big Bill Hells,
Bob: You're fucked six ways from Sunday!
Mario: Take a hike!
Bob: To Big Bill Hells!
Mario: Home of Challenge Pissing!
Bob: That's right!
Mario: CHALLENGE PISSING!
Bob: How does it work?
Mario: If you can piss six feet in the air straight up-
Bob: -and not get wet-
Mario: You get no down payment!
Bob: Don't wait! Don't delay,
Mario: Don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off!
Bob: Only at Big Bill Hells!
Mario: The only dealer that tells you to FUCK OFF!
Bob: Hurry up, asshole!
Mario: This event ends the minute after you write us a check!
Bob: And it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!
Mario: Go to hell!
Bob: Big Bill Hells Cars!
Mario: Baltimore's filthiest,
Bob: And exclusive home to the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland!
Mario: Guaranteed!
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*several robed figures stand in a circle around a chained up Teletubby*
Robed figures: Chanting in unison, chanting in unison, chanting in unison... (yes, they are actually chanting the words "chanting in unison" in unison. it's even an actual voice clip from the Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius.)
Luigi: *opens a door to whatever room these guys are in, sees what's happening, and swiftly backs out the way he came*
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Hex: *dancing to Buck Bumble's theme music*
fucking Jerry the Goomba kid: Buck Bumble sucks, ya dumbass!
Hex: *the music stops with a record scratch and she slowly turns her head to look at him with a vacant expression*
A Few Seconds Later
Hex: *back to dancing, now with Jerry's burning corpse off to the side*
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MM: DDDDDD-DUEL! *finally done, he looks up to see that Tari got tired of waiting and left* Ah, crap.
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"...The hell was that?"
"That is what I said! Oh sure, give all the weird stuff to Baljeet! It definitely will not make no sense without context! I do not think some of them are even from our universe, and I am not sure how that is even possible!"
"Well...it's at least well-edited? Might work as part of a "Ssenmodnar" video or something, we haven't had one of those in a while. I'll, uh, I'll get back to you later, alright?"
After he leaves, Baljeet sighs and looks back at the monitor, "I need better clips."
#smg4 ocs#incorrect quotes#episode idea#i wish squid memes were real au#smg4#baljeet tjinder#smg4 fm#minecraft steve#mariomario54321#smg4 tari#smg4 clench#elanore haltmann#meggy spletzer#paige spletzer#crabcake the salmonid#andi finn#desmond the basketball#smg4 franky#perry the platypus#heinz doofenshmirtz#kirby#smg3#mario#bob bobowski#luigi#hex haltmann#jerry the goomba#the abyss#juliano
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Teen Squad as things I've heard and my friends and I have said
Ash: What if I lick the candle?
Shantae: Do not lick the candle that's on fire!
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Laharl: What's the marrow bone again?
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Desmond: I need my Zs..
Tulip: You need your za za?
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Ash: Mi historia era bonita bueno.
Tulip, who was forced to study a lot of langauges: YOUR HISTORY IS BEAUTIFUL GOOD?
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Sora: Please tell me that's a bb gun.
Arle: It's a water gun filled with lemon juice. I suggest you put your lanky legs to use.
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Shantae, pointing at SMG4&3: Historians would call them Political Figures. Modernisms would call them gay.
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Arle: Wait, so you were homeschooled?
Tulip: Were my glaring parental issues not enough evidence?
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Shantae, Ash, and Tulip: *in-depth discussion about Tulip's new machine*
Sora: Finally, all flavors of neurodivergency.
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Arle: *bites Shantae's shoulder*
Shantae: Why?
Arle: The voices.
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Ash: So you do have your license, right?
Tulip: ..
Shantae: You do have your license, right? Right, Tutu?
Tulip: *rolls up the windows*
Shantae: TUTU?
Tulip: *locks the doors* You're in it now, birches.
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Arle: DID YOU USE SUGAR INSTEAD OF BAKING POWDER??
Sora: MAYBE??
Arle: GOD DAMN IT, SORA!
Desmond: Why are the pots sticky-
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Teen Squad: *staring at a flooded road as rain pours down*
Others: *slowly look at Ash*
Ash: In my defense, I didn't think Buizel was capable of this.
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Tulip: I'm too white for spice..
Laharl: We can fix that.
Shantae: Don't.
#ash ketchum#shantae#arle nadja#laharl#desmond the basketball#kh sora#avatar: tulip#the teen squad#incorrect quotes
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set the scene and feature me 🎬🎼
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Being a Grizzlies fan in 2024
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