#paimon!liveblogs!

[pusangkambing]

Tubbo explaining the pic of him and Freddie badlinu kissing

Dono: Freddie is the only Fred you'll ever rizz up rip bozo

#that made me laugh out loud in the dead of night lmaoebwkwjwkq #paimon!liveblogs! #qsmp #tubbo

[welcometoteyvat]

hu tao is a riot the fucking camera angles on her face are killing me

#SHE LOOKS SO SERIOUS... ALSO NOT HER JABS AT XQ'S HANDWRITING AND PAIMON'S (ADMITTEDLY) STUPID POEM #my daughter!!!! i love herrrrr #event is going well LOL. i like that theyve started capitalizing on ht and ven.ti after last lantern rite !!! their duo is unstoppable #also i like mika's expressions :333333 HES SO BIRD SHAPED.... my first time seeing him in an event he's cute <3 #ramblings! #liveblog insanity #genshin impact #genshin spoilers #waterborne poetry #4.1 spoilers #event quest spoilers

[protect-namine]

if you only have to watch one (1) genshin lore video, I highly recommend this one. not because it's a beginner-friendly guide to those new to the lore (it's not), but because the vibes of this theory are immaculate and explains like... the kinds of things that fascinate me about the game

paimon is consecrated for consumption, in a eucharist way. blood is wine is memories is life is power. ambrosia for ascension. the blood to the traveler's bones

there are so many things in the game that seem like innocuous off-hand comments but when put into a bigger picture, is so ???

like. do you ever think about how paimon likes to eat slimes because they are pure elemental energy, and she functions as the traveler's conduit for the elements similar to a vision for vision-wielders (even though she is not a vision)

and what does this mean for the traveler who is hinted to be a star? how much can they consume before they "collapse under their own gravity", so to speak

I really have nothing to add, I just wanted to share how much I love the vibes of the content of this video. this is peak genshin theorizing to me

#mine musings #liveblogging genshin #the stuff about chaotic spacetime and block universe are interesting too but not NEARLY as fun as “paimon is literal emergency food” imo #also because like. time travel shenanigans and quantum stuff aren't that new in scifi so it's like. neat but whatever #personally i'm starry-eyed over the idea of “blood is wine is memories is life” like. the implicationsss of that in genshin #“death is a one-time loss of memory” like man if i can just translate my thoughts about how venti IS a psychopomp #like ashikai did a video on that too but i'm going one step further to say that if istaroth is kairos #then venti is orpheus. if not ORPHIC DIONYSUS #if i can just translate my thoughts to words you'll understand but like. wine and katabasis and shit. that's venti #as long as you view death as tied to memories and wind is the carrier of memories and kairos is both weather and time #and venti is a strand of the thousand winds if not a fragment of istaroth herself #and acts like the psychopomp to stanley and promotes wine and festivities #and also did you know western theater was birthed in dionysian festivals #and how orphic theogony talks about phanes as the primeval god if not dionysus himself and dionysus is the twice born god and-- #anyway. yeah. i went off topic. i just wanted to say that traveler having communion with paimon as the sacramental offering is 👌 👌 👌 #genshin lore

[ballads-of-breeze]

NAVIA MY LOVE

Oh Lumi 😬

After that they mention buying Liyue-grown tea and I was like “well Clorinde is work friends with Wriothesley and that’s right up his alley” and lo and behold

#didn’t get screenshots but did see xiao at the temple. looks like last year was too much socialization for him so he’s staying outside city #limits this year and that’s okay. he’s celebrating with pervases traveler and paimon let’s look at it like that #liveblogging #genshin spoilers #lantern rite spoilers

[zuble]

how i look with he/him in my bio

#i love that paimon is a man and also he looks like this!!!!!! #whb liveblog

[oars]

IT HIM :3

#i like how paimon keeps saying ''locked up'' uh isnt he supposed to be in a coma. silly #.liveblog #gi spoilers

[the-evil-pizza]

this wishing session was like: woe, children be upon ye

#I'm glad I got diona since she was the last 4 character I missed #(and I planned to get YaoYao with the event Anyway) #but wow #they took one look at Aether and told him: Do you want to be a father? Is Paimon not enough?? #genshin impact liveblog

[taraxacum-vulpes]

....oh.

#??? #paimon doesn't refer to herself with she/her #paimon uses paimon??? #even if it's bulky and repetitive #idk #paimon doesn't use prns #name only #foxboy in teyvat #< liveblogging tag

[sparkysxi]

Its that time of year again! Sparky liveblogs Genshin 4.2?? I think it's 4.2. It's the Furina is gonna get executed patch based on the trailer

anyway

PAIMON YOU KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH NAVIA ARCHONS DAMNIT

#also i did get Furina in my pulls! been p lucky in the fontaine patches #no charlotte but i did get freminet and kirara #genshin 4.2 #genshin spoilers #fontaine spoilers

[sssardonian-ssserpent]

((Ok, about to watch the new episode. Super nervous. I frankly always am when new episodes drop. Hoping this one’ll be good tho. We’re already gonna see Paimon out of the gate judging by the thumbnail.))

((I’ll be sure to stick any actual spoilers under a read more option. Gonna liveblog my thoughts as I go through the episode.))

#mun post #ooc post #helluva boss spoilers

[goldenworldsabound]

ummm major dizzy spell so I'm just gonna rewatch Ayato's story quest I guess

liveblogging below the cut ig

him saying nothing should get in the way of true love 🥺❤️ sir. you're a romantic huh babe

dfhjskhfkjdsds you want to put WHAT in your milk sir??? (seaweed, sea ganoderma, and I already forgot the third one lol) he's going to drive Void crazy with his weird combinations. Taste is secondary...incorrect fkjdhsafkjdsa Void wants regular tasty food. At least he'll be very open to trying Mond cuisine even if it sounds weird to Inazumans-

PLEASE ORDER ONE MORE AND DELIVER IT TO THOMA- fkjdshfak poor Thoma fkjdhfkjsa also that sure is a use of your secret ninja army but. Why not.

I still can't tell if Ayato purposefully let's slip that Kamaji thought Chisato was just being coy about the letter. He immediately is like "oops I probably shouldn't have said that" which was very cute of him but fkdjsahfka I doubt he makes mistakes like that so easily. It was still cute though. He goes, "oh, dear..." and makes a little apologetic face.

"Marriage is the most important decision of your life" do you mean it Ayato- cause- I mean- stares at proposal fic outline I will perish

"to be together with the one you love is a sacred thing" 😭he is SUCH a romantic my god. My god. This just. Giving me feelings.

Paimon: marriage is such a trap

shhhhhh maybe to you- but I wanna marry Ayato- fkdjhsafkjs and unlike Chisato who already has a position, Void only has things to gain from marrying Ayato, since they're an outsider to begin with and all that.

ooooh Ayato angry face before he kicks ass

Ayato laying the smack down on Matsuura wooooo we love to see it

🥺Ayato talking about what he went through when he became Yashiro Commissioner just gets me so good in the kokoro like. He went through so much but he endured it because he had to, for the sake of his precious family. He cares so much.

omg I forgot Thoma asks him about the funky milk at the end fkjdsahfkjds great. Thoma seems resigned to his fate of being given weird food XD

anyway that's. That. That was nice :D

#wendy x ayato #howdy

[pusangkambing]

Tilin putting down a sign saying "Uncle slime i know you are sad i love you" tilin u are the most precious thing ever ohmygod ohmygod

#hsusshauwhjsushehesjuehewuisbehesjsj #paimon!liveblogs! #qsmp #slimecicle

[welcometoteyvat]

NEVER HAVE I FELT MORE ANNOYED AT PAIMONS DIALOGUE

#genshin spoilers #liveblog insanity #archon quest spoilers #4.2 spoilers #ok spoilers spoilers spoilers etc block the usual tags! ty anyways #MY GOD PAIMON THE WOMAN JUST LOST HER TWO MOST TRUSTED RIGHT HANDS #SHUT UP! TAKE A HINT!! #im sorry this is JWJFWIOEHGIWEKJKW PIECE IT TOGETHER T_T _T_ T_T_T_T GIRL #anyways. na.via </3

[protect-namine]

this could have been a cute photo awww. the whole thing about paimon getting promoted from assistant to the externally contracted assistant researcher to assistant to the honorary senior researcher is cute

#mine musings #liveblogging genshin #i like paimon i know she tends to be annoying in en but i always just imagine she has the cn voice acting #where she's actually like a cute little sister. like klee

[luparaneo]

Lupa’s Get Shit on Impact recap, part 5

and now for the freshest part of the recap because I finished it yesterday, my summary in Sumeru

this area made me so hungry like give me the shawarma

e. excuse me that is the biggest motherfucker I've seen yet

the Akasha thing definitely got my hackles raised like holy shit do not want (it's not optional)

AND THIS FURTHER PROVED MY POINT

...WAIT, SAY SIKE??

NO CAN WE GO BACK TO THIS I'M STILL PROCESSING IT--

I will face god and walk backwards into hell.

let! him! vibe!

And just like that, Dehya became a favorite.

LET THE SPEED MEND IT

if you thought I could resist linking this you don't know me at all

I'm kicking myself for not trying to pull Cyno, brain decided I really like him ;o; also weirdly didn't really take many screenshots of Scara yet? despite this being his biggest role? dw the flood comes later

Also I just want to say that a god being actually bullied by her own people is one of my favorite plot points in this game so far.

anyway still thinking about this baklava and now I want some OUGH THEY'RE SO GOOD

I wanted to see more of these two aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"oh, he's up on a cliff" "OH, HE'S UP ON A CLIFF."

Caribert quest was a mindfuck 11/10 no Paimon and I greatly enjoy the nightmare vibes of Abyss shenanigans

:') godspeed you crazy son of a bitch

that's sure some fucked up advice Nahida

this whole scene was fucking great

I WISH I'D GOTTEN THE MOMENT WHERE HE WAS SAYING "DIE"

return of the Hat Bastard

a face that screams "ah shit she's onto me"

SO

as much as I wanted to call him something really silly like "Juanderer" I chanced upon someone picking the name "Akash" for him. Their reasoning was it's an Indian word meaning "sky" and reflects his rebirth in Sumeru as a holder of an Anemo Vision c: yeah yeah it's one letter off from "Akasha" I dun care it sounds cool and Nahida got rid of the Terminals anyway so it's free real estate

And that's a WRAP. I did this because my friends really want to see me liveblog Fontaine and I thought it would be confusing if I just jumped right into that.

#mild eyestrain near the end #The Stupendium is great please check out their songs! #luparaneo plays #genshin impact #genshitposting

[salty-dracon]

genshin impact 4.0, or as i like to call it, fantasy tears of themis ft. lifeweaver overwatch/kale vandelay hfr/mael stronghart tgaac/idk but people are drawing him with that specific kind of face and i love it

liveblog begins now

Get Out Of India And Get Your Ass To France!

People can find my previous liveblog and livetweets for what I think of the Sumeru section. I thought it was great, I loved the heist scene, but *grumbles in desi* you know how one of the most popular (and thirsted after) characters in the west right now is a DARK SKINNED INDIAN SPIDERMAN-

Paimon lore...she got tired, fell in a whirlpool, and got sucked out to sea...

sus.

... Niagara Falls...... somehow geographically across from a desert.... which also ends in a big cliff...

welcome to fontaine. literally just french for "fountain". Looks like any steampunk city but with more blue and stars. God I miss Arcane: A League of Legends story.

Neuvilette. That's the Mael Stronghart looking guy's name.

Lyney and Lynette. They're uh. little guys

we're just normal men.

CAITLYN KIRAMANN ARCANE?!

... Is this Fischl's VA? Has the same smug aura. Also, why are her eyes two different colors? Is she tainted by the Abyss or a Schneznayan puppet or something?

I'm not writing all that down Furina but I don't fuck with celebrities. I only fuck with gods.

She's so grand I hate it.

Tears of Themis 🤝 Genshin Impact Fontaine

I'm too poor and ugly for this shit

FIGHTING GODS?! BITCH I'VE GOT A RESUME

..... what the fuck is happening in this place. first god wants to beat me up, then god wants to battle me in court ace attorney - er, tears of themis style, while the rabble are saying that god-slayer traveler's DUEL would be boring while a COURT battle would be more exciting..... and now there are weird laws

that's not called being absolved of sin that's called climate change

why would you build boats that function like subway trains on giant aqueducts when you could just... make bridges with... okay I guess depending on how you do it, having aqueducts instead of roads could be pretty fast in a world without cars

How many little siblings does this guy HAVE

How many dragons is that now? There was Dvalin, Durin, Ahzdaha, the one Raiden killed, and now the Hydro one. Was there a Dendro one?

You'd think that a HYDRO city would have some kind of STEAM POWER

I love cute engineer girls! Damn, she's just an NPC.

... wh. YOU'RE A GOD OF WATER IN A STEAMPUNK CITY JUST USE HYDRO POWER TURBINES

nothing like getting the Italian mafia to beat up the French mafia

sorry to this guy who has now voiced characters in two games where his fantastic voice work is badly complimented by piss poor lip sync (swank from rain code)

Oh shit are we going to ace attorney childe? that would be really funny. he'd be such an ace attorney witness too

traveler: childe, why are you in fontaine?

childe: depression arc

So these little humanoid dog creatures are "Melusine".

Friends with benefits (the benefits are knowing all their siblings and also theater tickets)

There he is. Mr. Justice man.

Neuvilette: I think she wants you to look at her.

Paimon: Yeah, sure...

Furina: Hehehe~

Traveler: *holds up middle finger at Furina*

Oh he's literally Mael Stronghart

Lyney's VA is pulling out all the stops for this stage magician cutscene

A "bang" right in the middle of a magic show?? For sure we're going to be Ace Attorneying this chapter.

OH YEAH. OH YEAH THATS A CLEAR CASE OF SOMEONE USING STAGE MAGIC TO MURDER LIKE IN DRV3 OR AA6

Paimon puts on Groucho Goggles while quoting Sherlock Holmes. Fun...

Waiting for Rosa Tears of Themis to get isekaid to this universe with a random boy. Because I like Rosa and she's cute. And never alone.

So Lyney's rope was replaced with a flammable one. That explains the murder method, But how did Lyney switch places with Carrow, and where did Halsey disappear to?

Navia, a mob boss. Or a detective. Not sure which.

There's honestly no way they didn't take at least a LITTLE inspiration from Arcane because that's the only steampunk setting I can think of where little furry guys are common. Pookas are in Odin Sphere, but that story isn't exactly steampunk... Well, it is. And supposedly Neuvilette is the only male one.

That's how the trick itself was performed. The audience member basically got put on a giant rotating, moving elevator. So in the middle of it, someone must have hijacked the trick. They forced Halsey out and Cowell in, then escaped with Halsey.

... Lyney didn't hear the thud? How? Why?!

THEY'RE FATUI?!

It literally is the most Ace Attorney sort of thing to ask the judge for a brief recess and then talk with your client who immediately admits to being a Russian spy whose excuse for not being present during a murder scene was that he was doing spy things

yeah I was thinking, it had to be someone from the crew. how else do you tamper with the random number generator and the rope? but the real question is how did he become a victim of his own scene after the fact?

what

this is entirely out of left field. they should have gotten one of the tears of themis writers on this one.

girl your drink was spiked

yeah that was what I was thinking too. the disappeared people are being dissolved and ending up in the fountain somehow

oceanid!

aether: bye pretty oceanid! I'll find your lover for you- OH GOD THERE'S ROBOTS

... Did they honestly watch Arcane and get nothing from it? Looks like they tried to recreate Zaun and missed the fact that Zaun isn't run by women in big hats

girl...

I'm just bored throughout this entire investigation segment and then I learn that the Italian Mafia got arrested for water crimes

We're unwatering the water crimes

I was also wondering if vacher was the one who murdered the oceanid. yeah it was. and looks like we hunted down the mastermind of one piece of the murder plot

sometimes I fear that the gimmick for AA7's prosecutor will be a robot and this is why. at least we get to see the guy go ham again

Oh yeah that guy's girlfriend is in the place where all water flows to, Doyha District the fountain.

... Imagine you're a baliff, and you're at court, and the defendant wants to see his wife who has dissolved into a fountain, and the chief justice helps him, and so the chief justice takes him to the fountain, and then five minutes later the chief justice comes back and says he stuck his face in the fountain and drowned