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Solar Opposites: The Misadventures of The Solars Episode #1: The Unwanted Personification of The Solars
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The episode starts on Earth, an unknown mask being appears with a familiar outfit while wearing a hood with a bow on it with a bunch of viles in her hands.
???: Hello GeenaDavisville, I know about Jesse and her family. Prepare to be just like them!
We then cut to Korvo and Terry having sex
Korvo: Oh Terry! *moans* I love it when you bang me like that! *moans* Keep fucking me up!
Terry: *moans* Fuck! You feel good, baby!
Korvo: Treat me like a nectar! Call me a slutty mogul!
Terry: Ooooh! *moans* Yes, that gets me so fucking hot!
The two husbands cum as they moan
Korvo: *screaming in ecstasy* TERRY!
Terry: KORVY! OOOOOH!
The two alien husbands embrace in kiss as they moan lovingly.
Korvo: Fuck...things have been better since we got married...
Terry: I know… we had everything we ever wanted… our four kids… our nanny… our human neighbors and human frenemies… our house… AISHA… we had everything we ever wanted… a peaceful happy life…
Korvo nods.
Korvo: I know… I love you Terry-bear…
Terry: Love you too...
The two husbands kiss as they snuggle with each other. Back with the mysterious figure, she presses the button and colorful electronic mist spreads across some of the humans, while most of them are safe, some of them aren’t. The mysterious figure laughs evilly as thunder and lightning clashes. The next morning, Principal Cooke unlocks the keys while carrying stuff and heads inside his office. But then, suddenly notices red Shlorpian skin blotches in his hands.
Principal Cooke: What the?
The scene then cuts to Miss Frankie, taking a test for her car but then notices blue-green Shlorpian blotches in her hands that caused her to scream in horror. The scene then cuts to the Replicants and Sonya getting excited because of the Sprinkle Museum.
Sonya: Wow! The Sprinkle Museum is open! I can’t wait for the cute sprinkles artwork!
Jesse: I know right?!
Yumyulack: I can’t wait! I’m gonna take a pic of sprinkle from every celebrity on Earth!
Jesse: I hope they finally have the ones from Katy Perry! She is very amazing!
Sonya: I'm with you on that one!
Yumyulack: I’m betting they have the one from Brad Pitt! His sprinkles are really action-packed!
Sonya: Hopefully they also have some from Ariana Grande!
Korvo: No one is going anywhere until we have your pussy cleaned off. It’s attracting those space spiders again!
Jesse: Aw, do we have to?
Yumyulack: Aw just let me be stanky! My mound! My choice!
Sonya: Come on, Yumyulack.
Korvo: Now now now. I know it’s a bit painful, but I keep some slipping on that stuff. And this little sprout of mine deserves a clean ass.
Yumyulack smiles
Yumyulack: Korv...
Phoebe MacCarthy: Hold your horses, *gets out a back* I’m gonna help use this bag to grab all the droppings before it spread on the floor.
Korvo: Thanks Phoebe.
Phoebe MacCarthy: You’re welcome, because I ain’t want to have to clean up y’all’s pussy. This is the only solution I got.
Jesse laughs
Korvo: Okay, Phoebe hold this bag while I abstract all the droplets we get.
Phoebe MacCarthy: Got it!
Korvo presses the button on the mound expressor and it starts abstracting the mound on Yumyulack’s ass.
Yumyulack: *laughs* It tickles!
Korvo: *sing-songy* Doo do doo doo! *normal voice* Get it all Phoebe. We can have it our own mold and make gummy bears!
Suddenly… a human’s offscreen body appears with Terry’s clothes.
Terry: *offscreen* Oh! We getting our mounds abstracted?! Me next! Me next!
Korvo: Alright Terry, you can be next! Just drop your pants and and let’s see- *exclaims in shock*
Yumyulack: *gasp*
Jesse: Jesus Jessica Parker!
Sonya: *screams*
Terry: *offscreen* What?!
Korvo: Terry! You have a human penis! *scene cuts to Terry, now a human* And you’re human!
Human Terry: Huh? What are you talking about?
Human Terry looks at a mirror and gasp.
Human Terry: I’m… I’m a human a-and I got a slight above average human penis!
The family screams in horror at the sight Terry’s human penis. The scene then cuts to a board meeting where the board are waiting for Cooke.
Board Leader: Where the fuck is Principal Cooke?!
Board Member: We don't know, sir.
Then, Cooke comes as the board members gasp in horror and disgust. Cooke now has a red Shlorpian skin body.
Principal Cooke: I am so sorry I'm late. I-
Board Council: What the fuck happened to you?!
Principal Cooke: I don't know but-
Miss Frankie and Ms. Perez came in with Shlorpian skins of their own. Ms. Perez has orange Shlorpian skin and Miss Frankie has blue-green Shlorpian skin.
Miss Frankie: Honey?!
Principal Cooke: *gasp in horror* Oh my gosh, baby! What happen?!
Miss Frankie: I don't know! I just woke up like this!
Principal Cooke: What?! Ugh! *to the board members* We’re so sorry council, but we believe this has something to do with our alien students and their dads!
Board Leader: You mean the fact to tell us that you’ve been banned from school grounds starting with today?!
Principal Cooke: Pretty much...
Board Council: Good! Because… YOU! THREE! ARE! FIRED!
Principal Cooke, Miss Frankie, and Ms. Perez: WHAT?!
Board Member: I don’t what crazy bullshit this is but you three have gotten worse more than ever! You three are nothing but monsters!
Ms. Perez gasps and tears up. The three teachers look around and sees everyone backing away at them. The scene then cuts to a teacher throwing the three teachers out.
Teacher: GET OUT OF HERE!
Miss Frankie growls and punches the ground in anger
Miss Frankie: This can’t be happening!
Ms. Perez: We gotta talk to Korvo!
Principal Cooke: That does it! We’re going over there and giving those fucking aliens a piece of our minds!
We then cut to the Solars' house. The scene cuts back to Human Terry touching his ears.
Human Terry: Wow. You gotta touch these ears! I can’t believe it got a penis and a nose and a dick and head full of hair and a shlong!
Korvo blushes
Jesse: Jeepers! I can’t believe you are actually human! This is cool!
Sonya: Do you have a butthole?
Human Terry: I don’t know you tell me!
Human Terry bends over
Yumyulack, Jesse and Sonya: Whoa! He’s got a butthole! He’s got a butthole!
Korvo gets flustered
Human Terry: Oh what kind of stuff should I put it in it! Give me that gunquin!
Korvo: Uh uh uh! *grabs the gunquin out of Yumyulack’s hand* Nobody is putting anything in Terry’s butthole, except me. Until we can find a way to zap it.
Phoebe MacCarthy: Terry, how did this happen?!
Human Terry: *to Korvo* Oh come on! You never let me put anything in anything!
Korvo: We have to figure out how this happened.
Korvo scans Human Terry’s body.
Korvo: Damn it! It’s just as I feared! Terry’s body transformation is a natural Shlorpian reaction for being on the planet too long without the Pupa terraforming it.
Phoebe MacCarthy: That doesn't sound so bad.
Korvo snaps
Korvo: Yes it does! It means he’s turning into a different form!
Human Terry: Wait? Am I a daywalker?!
Korvo: No human!
Jesse: Can't he just turn back?
Sonya: How come it happened to Terry first?
Korvo: Because, he’s too weak minded and has succumb to the human culture long before you two did.
Human Terry gasps and tears up at being called weak-minded
Korvo: Oh no I didn’t mean it I- *groans in frustration*
Human Terry runs off in tears
Korvo: *groans in frustration*
Yumyulack: Will me and Jesse turn human too?!
Korvo: Yes but not at this moment.
Korvo runs upstairs to go comfort Terry. Korvo enters the bedroom.
Korvo: Terry?
Human Terry: *sniffles remorsefully for upsetting his husband*
Korvo: I'm sorry I called you weak-minded.
Human Terry: *sniffles* I’m sorry I upset you.
Korvo: Oh Terry...
Korvo hugs Human Terry
Human Terry: *sniffles* I just feel awful because I angered my hubby.
Korvo has an idea and seduces Terry
Korvo: *seductively* I think this form has got me feeling horny.
Human Terry: But you said you'd never have sex with a human...
Korvo: Not as long as it is this handsome-
Suddenly, Miss Frankie furiously kicked down the door with Cooke and Ms. Perez entering the room as Miss Frankie furiously grabs Korvo.
Miss Frankie: YOU SACK OF SHIT!
Korvo: *screams*
Miss Frankie: YOU! YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU SCI-FI BITCH CUNT!
Human Terry: HEY! GET OFF HIM!
Miss Frankie: LOOK AT ME!
Principal Cooke: *gives Miss Frankie a successful cooldown hug* Hey hey easy honey. Just calm down.
Miss Frankie: I AM CALM!
Ms. Perez: Okay. Everyone calm down. Korvo, did you or did you not really try to turn us into aliens like you and your family?
Korvo: What?! No I didn't
Miss Frankie, Principal Cooke and Ms. Perez: Huh?
Korvo: Why would you think I did it?! Because I'm an alien?! IS THAT IT?! *starts crying* YOU DON'T KNOW ME! *cries into Human Terry's chest*
Ms. Perez: *to Miss Frankie* Nice going
Miss Frankie gasps as she realizes she went too far
Miss Frankie: *in a nervous regret* Ooooh… shit.
Human Terry stares angrily at Miss Frankie
Phoebe MacCarthy: *grabs Miss Frankie from the shoulder* What the fuck did you do this time?!
Miss Frankie: I didn't mean to make him cry! I-
Phoebe furiously pins Miss Frankie to the wall.
Phoebe MacCarthy: You better explain what is happening right now! Or else!
Miss Frankie: *gulps* Okay! I think we’re turning into aliens!
Phoebe gasps and releases her hold.
Phoebe: What? *skin suddenly turns a teal Shlorpian skin and gasp* Oh my God… well that’s not Korvo for sure. Korvo, we have to get to the ship!
Korvo pulls himself together and dries his tears.
Korvo: Okay...
The scene cuts to the ship where AISHA scans Miss Frankie, Phoebe, Principal Cooke and Ms. Perez.
AISHA: Holy shit.
Ms. Perez: What is it?!
AISHA: Look like someone must’ve created some kind of DNA from Korvo, Terry, Yumyulack and Jesse’s blood and DNA samples and must’ve created some kind of virus that turns another organism into a Shlorpian.
Principal Cooke faints
Miss Frankie: So wait? It wasn’t the Solars, then who did?!
AISHA: Don’t know.
Korvo: I’m afraid there is impossible to make the cure. It’s like when you make panna cada the cream has to set.
Yumyulack: Uh why did you compare to the book of Boba Fett?
Korvo: *shrugs* Don’t know. I thought it would be interesting. But don’t worry, the kids and I know the perfect place we can go while you guys stay here. Las Vegas. That’s where we can find the perfect help.
Miss Frankie: Why Las Vegas?
Human Terry: Baby, I like the way you think!
Korvo: D’aw *kisses Human Terry on the lips* It had the right shipment that could help us. Replicants, Sonya, you’re with me. Terry keep on an eye on Pupa with Phoebe. We’ll be back soon.
Human Terry: Got it!
Korvo: Come on kids! I have the perfect vehicle to help us!
Yumyulack, Jesse and Sonya: You do?
The scene cuts to Korvo and the kids digging out Hammerhead 2 and washed it and shine it. Now it is ready.
Korvo: Behold, Hammerhead 2!
Yumyulack, Jesse and Sonya: Whoa!
Jesse: Wait? Should we add upgrades to it to make it more cooler?
Korvo: Uh, yeah!
Yumyulack: I don’t see why not. Right Sonya?
Sonya: Mm hmm.
Later, Hammerhead 2 gets an upgrade, including the ability to fly.
Korvo: This is perfect!
Jesse: Alright! Yay!
Pupa: Bye bye.
Everyone gets on
Sonya: Bye Pupa! Be good for Terry and Phoebe!
Pupa: Korvo!
Korvo: Hammerhead 2! Set course to Nevada!
Hammerhead 2: Setting course to Las Vegas, dude.
Korvo: Thanks for the reminder.
The Hammerhead flies off as the kids whoop. Then, suddenly the Pupa starts straining.
Pupa: *grunting as he suddenly starts glowing and then starts screaming*
The glow fade as Pupa suddenly become… a human girl? Human Pupa gigges as Human Terry comes outside.
Human Terry: Okay Pupa, I got pink lemonade Hi-C for you and- *gasp as he drops the snack tray* and what did they did to you?!
Human Pupa: Human!
16 days later… Korvo and the kids arrived in Spain.
Korvo: Damn that was a rough week. But at least it worth it to see SeaWorld.
Sonya: I know...
Yumyulack: Ugh! I still can’t believe it got a stupid starfish on my head! *takes the starfish off of his head*
Korvo: Now look for any signs of something noticeable or Terry because he has been here before.
Jesse then sees something on a woman.
Jesse: Hey look! That lady is wearing one of Terry’s shirts.
Korvo and the kids head over to the woman, who is drinking some kind of beverage in a red cup.
Jesse: Excuse me lady, did you meet Terry?
Woman: This sweet ass alien dude gave me this shirt after teaching me how to do swing islander.
Korvo: Did you fuck him?!
Woman: I would have, but he told me he is already married to this sweet guy named Crumbo.
Korvo blushes because he knows Terry calls him that because of his love for crumbs.
Woman: I don't know who Crumbo is but I'd bang him if he's hot...
Korvo: Oh that’s me. Because I love crumbs and it’s actually Korvo.
Woman: Ew. Nevermind. *leaves*
Korvo: *then realizes something* I actually know where Terry went to next. It must be Nevada where they had that neon light festival!
Yumyulack: Wow! I heard that sounded amazing!
Sonya: Yeah. I heard of these festivals. Really had a lot of wooden building burned down.
Korvo: We have to head there now!
Yumyulack, Jesse and Sonya: Yay!
Korvo: Solar Opposites minus Terry, Pupa and Phoebe, roll out!
Korvo and the kids head back on Hammerhead 2.
Korvo: Hammerhead presume coarse to Nevada! Maximum speed!
Hammerhead 2: Ooh, bummer buddy. Destination to Nevada is… 16 days.
Korvo: Hmm. Better pick a faster route!
Then suddenly, Jesse starts glowing as she floats.
Jesse: On shoot! I’m doing the glow!
Jesse turns into a human.
Human Jesse: Guys! Guys! I’m a human! *looks down at her boobs* And I got boobs!
Yumyulack: Let me touch them! Uh I mean who cares? Humans are lame.
Korvo: Shit! I told you this would happen! We just have to get to Nevada on time! Don’t panic! Stay on course!
Human Jesse: Panic? *hops off of Hammerhead 2* Look at me! I’m young, hot and ready to sign up for a student loan!
Sonya: Wait, what?
Human Jesse: I want to do the uniquely human activities I always dream about. Like waiting in line at the DMV, paying taxis and having jury duty!
Korvo: Oh dear lord...
Sonya: Oooh! Count me in! *hops off of Hammerhead 2*
Yumyulack: Not you too!
Korvo: Oh relax I’m sure they’ll be fine. But Jesse, that’s what you always wanted?
Human Jesse: Aliens never get to do all the boring Monday human stuff. I gotta skeddale! *hops on a bull with Sonya* Too-da-loo!
Korvo: Well, looks like it's just you and me, huh?
Yumyulack: *sighs* I hope they’ll be okay.
Korvo: Don’t worry, your sisters will be fine. Anyways, I manage to find a faster route. Hang on Yumyulack, by my calculations, we’ll be here in in 8 days. Hammerhead 2, takeoff!
Hammerhead 2: Cowabunga Nevada! Here we come!
Hammerhead 2 blasts off. 10 Days later Hammerhead 2 made it to the post festival.
Korvo: God damn traffic! Well, at least we made it!
Yumyulack: *listening to Slipknot* I wonder how the girls and Terry are doing. See anything?
Korvo then spots a sleeping hangar that used to belong to the ship as he grins.
Korvo: Aha! Found it! It’s one of my old hangar!
Yumyulack: What's that do?
Korvo: It can help charge a ship up. *gets put chargers* Let’s use this to help gain more power of Hammerhead 2. Come on.
Korvo and Yumyulack head to the hangar, but then Yumyulack’s pants and shoes rip to reveal human legs.
Korvo: *gasp* Yumyulack, how long have you have that human leg meat?!
Yumyulack: Aw man! Just a few days, I didn’t say anything because I thought you cut them off!
Korvo: Y'know what? It's okay. We just need to-
Yumyulack screams as he glows brighter and then as the glow fade, Yumyulack has turn into a human.
Korvo: Fuck! I knew we gave you too many lunchables and X-Box LIVE.
Yumyulack: Holy shit I'm human! And I have...
Human Yumyulack then checks down inside his pants while counting.
Human Yumyulack: *gasp in joy* Several pubes!
Korvo: Great. Now what are we gonna do?
Human Yumyulack: Oh uh I um…
Korvo: *sighs while smiling* Go ahead. Run off to do human stuff you always wanted. I got this.
Human Yumyulack smiles and hugs Korvo
Human Yumyulack: Thanks old man. *spots an old time bike* Better borrow this bike real quick! *rides off as Korvo smiles while rolling his eyes in amusement*
Korvo: Now...time to head to Vegas.
3 hours later… Korvo made it to Vegas and went to a casino. He walks up to a security guard.
Korvo: Was there a guy name Terry? Yeh tall? Good looking?
Security Guard: Depends. Are you this Korvo he told me about?
Korvo: Uh yes? Why?
Security Guard: Come with me.
The scene cuts to an office where the Security Guard plays the footage of Terry at the Casino.
Terry: *on video* Where’s the fucking game room? I want to play Tobaccon Gwen, *kicks a child* bitch!
Korvo gasps
Korvo: *facepalms* Jesus honey, *to the guard* fast forward through this.
The footage fast forwards to Terry at a game of poker.
Korvo: *gasp* What the… these freaks look like they play card games for a living. What was Terry thinking?
Terry: *on footage; takes a deep breath* Easy mode. This is just like in the solo.
Then, Terry accidentally and drunkly makes a huge tragic mistake!
Terry: *on footage; drunkly* I call and raise you… *throws the ships keys* An actual spaceship!
Korvo gasps
Korvo: Oh no! My poor Terry! What have you done you poor drunk thing? How is this hand?!
Security Guard: He had five crestamoons and a hand of swords.
Korvo: What the hell does that mean?
Security Guard: I don’t fucking know. That sounds bad.
Korvo: Shit...
The video then shows Terry losing his bet to a woman, who laughs.
Terry: *on footage* Holy fuck… well at least no one will ever see this.
The Security Guard pauses the video as Korvo grows enraged by him.
Korvo: I want that ship back! Return it now or I will mercilessly lay waste to this entire casino!
Security Guard: Sorry sir. This vehicle is now the property of the Vegas Vegas Corporation. And you need to fucking leave… prim this guest!
Korvo: *gets grabbed by two security guards* What the hell? Stop it! Why are you shoving me into a cement mixer?!
The security guards shove Korvo into the mixer and pours cement in it. Then, one of the security guards throws Korvo, who is encase in a block of cement out of the casino as Korvo breaks free from the cement. Korvo growls as his eyes turn aquamarine.
Korvo: I CAN’T SEE! I CAN’T SEE! *then realizes he can see as his eyes turn back to normal* Okay now I can see. God damn it, I can’t believe my family isn’t here. I really hope they aren’t miserable.
Korvo cries. The scene then cuts to Stacy G, who suddenly now has magenta Shlorpian skin, who is making dinner, which is spaghetti and meatballs with Human Terry. Louise, who is covered with neon green skin and Trevor, who is covered in cobalt blue green looks at Human Terry in surprise.
Louise: Wait, so you’re turning into humans, while we’re turning into aliens?
Human Terry: Kinda.
Then, Human Terry hears a knock on the door. He opens it and reveals to be Human Jesse, Human Yumyulack and Sonya at the door with Cheery, who now has red-violet Shlorpian skin.
Human Jesse: *smiles* Hi daddy.
Human Terry gasp in joy and hugs his kids.
Human Terry: I'm so happy you guys are okay!
Human Yumyulack: Us too. Glad you recognize us Terry.
Stacy G: *offscreen* Babe, is that you?
Jesse looks at Stacy G and gasps
Human Jesse: Oh my goodness. Honey, you got infected too.
Stacy G: Yeah, we don't know what happened!
Louise: Us either. Also, Frankie is at your house. She doesn’t look well. *Miss Frankie starts moaning as she suddenly starts glowing in the same color as her Shlorpian skin* Is she… okay?
Miss Frankie: UGH! DO I LOOK OKAY?!
Human Jesse: Uh Miss Frankie…. YOU’RE DOING THE GLOW!
Miss Frankie: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Miss Frankie starts glowing as she freaks out. Then, she has turn into a Shlorpian as she screams.
Shlorpian Frankie: Oh great! Now I’m like you and your family now!
Human Yumyulack tries not to laugh
Human Jesse: Holy Jeepers, you look great as Shlorpian.
Shlorpian Frankie breaks down crying hysterically
Shlorpian Frankie: *cries hysterically* Oh my God! I’ve turn into a monster! *gets comforted by Human Jesse and Sonya*
Sonya: Hey, it's okay. You're not a monster.
Shlorpain Frankie sniffles as she wipes her tears.
Shlorpian Frankie: You-you mean it?
Human Jesse: Yeah. I think you still look pretty.
Shlorpian Frankie smiles.
Shlorpian Frankie: *wipes away her tears* Gee thanks.
Human Pupa hugs Shlorpian Frankie. Human Terry smiles
Louise: Yessh. You weren’t kidding about this. What should we do now? Do things we always wanted to do in case we want to have a new life later on?
Trevor: Huh? That’s a great idea.
Meanwhile with Korvo, he's still sobbing
Korvo: *looks at Hammerhead 2 crammed between cars* Fuck! Hammerhead isn’t made for car jamming! Hello can move these casino addicts cars?! Hello?! How?! How has it come to this?!
Korvo sobs harder. Suddenly, a nose appears on his face.
Korvo: A nose?! No! No no no!
Korvo suddenly grows ears.
Korvo: Ears?! Shit! I don’t want to be a fucking human! *glows brighter* NNOOOOOOOOOOO!
The screen cuts to black. Four months and 1/2 later… Stacy G, now a magenta Replicant wakes up while rubbing her eyes and getting ready for school. Suddenly, she hears her mother, now a neon green Shlorpian panicking on the phone from school.
Shlorpian Louise: Expelled?! Are you nuts?! My daughter needs this education!
Replicant Stacy G gasps
Shlorpian Louise: Well my daughter is very smart girl! You dare call my special little lady a freak one more time, so help me- *call ends as Louise sighs*
Replicant Stacy G: Mom?
Shlropian Louise: *hugs her daughter* Don’t worry honey, your girlfriend’s dads will find a way to help us. I promise, we’ll get out of here with Trevor and start a new life far away from those humans who hate us now.
Replicant Stacy G: Okay
The mother and daughter hug. The scene then cuts to a now Peaches n Cream Shlorpian Janice getting fired from the Rake Company as she screams upon getting thrown out.
Rake Company Boss: AND STAY OUT!
Shlorpian Janice: H’no I don’t wanna be a burden y’know.
The scene then cuts to Phoebe, now a teal Shlorpian, getting groceries until a mean customer insults her.
Customer: GET LOST, FREAK!
Shlorpian Phoebe: Excuse me?! What did you say? Punk?!
Customer: Jesus you extraterrestrial bumpkin! Go back to Uranus!
Shlorpian Phoebe growls
Shlorpian Phoebe: I’m sorry. *furiously walks up to the customer* THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME, JACKASS?!
Customer: I said go back to Uranus!
Shlorpian Phoebe screams in fury and gets into a fight with the customer. Then, a few seconds later, Shlorpian Phoebe throws the customer out of the marker.
Shlorpian Phoebe: Asshole!
The scene the cuts to Randall, now a white Shlorpian opening his empanada stand until people got freaked out by his new form.
Hannah: Aw dude, you look hideous!
Shlorpian Randall: What? No I'm not. I'm fine.
Rick: Aw dude! You look a freak! Just like the Solar Opposites!
Randall gasps
Shlorpian Randall: Hey! Those are my friends, you jerks! Leave them out of this! They helped change me and my life for the better after Halloween!
Wallace: Well no way jośe! No more empanada from an alien!
Customers: *booing as they throw empanadas at Shlorpian Randall*
Shlorpian Randall leaves while sobbing. Meanwhile, Principal Cooke, now a red Shlorpian, is at a bar, drowning his sorrows in drinks while getting drunk as the customers stare at him.
Shlorpian Cooke: *drunkly* What are you looking at?
Bartender: *nervously* Uh, nothing, sir. It's just that you're a-
Shlorpian Cooke: *drinking a margarita* I’m fine you shitbags! You don’t know my life you bitches!
Bartender: Very well.
Bar Customer: *whispering to his friend which Shlorpian Cooke overhears* Geez, what a red loser.
Shlorpian Cooke: WHO SAID THAT?!
The bar falls silent as Shlorpian Cooke smashes a glass bottle.
Shlorpian Cooke: YOU FUCKERS WANT A FUCKING PIECE OF ME?!
Bartender: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to-
Shlorpian Cooke throws a bottle at the bartender who helps as he ducks as the bottle shatters. Then, the customers starts to pummel on Shlorpian Cooke who punches and kicks them which led to a bar fight. The scene cuts to Human Yumyulack, Human Jesse and Sonya walking until they heard the bar fight. The three siblings open the door and gasp upon seeing Shlorpian Cooke fighting some bar customers.
Human Yumyulack: Holy shit!
Human Jesse: Aw jeez! Principal Cooke had started a bar fight!
Sonya: PRINCIPAL COOKE! COME HERE NOW!
The human Replicants and Sonya grabs Shlorpian Cooke while dodging some fighting bar customers as they ran out of the door while Human Jesse yanks Shlorpian Cooke on the ear.
Shlorpian Cooke: Ow ow ow ow ow!
Human Jesse: You are coming with us!
The scene then cuts to Shlorpian Frankie meeting up with Shlorpian Randall and a now Shlorpian Jamie and Darcy and Kevin.
Shlorpian Frankie: Sorry I was late. I had a court day.
Shlorpian Darcy: Court day? What happened?
Shlorpian Randall: Oh no worries! I saw her getting arrested for calling the judge a bitch, a big-ass bitch and nothing but a bitch!
Shlorpian Frankie: She couldn’t hand the fact that she literally sucks! Fat! Shit! Now I gotta wear this everywhere! *shows them a tracking device* Plus, I’m in a boat load of debts because people have been using my social security number to take out loans!
Shlorpian Randall: Things haven’t been going well for either. Everyone ignores me now that I’m an alien. At least when I was human, I was being notice.
Shlorpian Darcy: *sigh* Man, this being alien stuff is the pits!
Shlorpian Jamie: I know what you mean. I try to change my name into something else to stand out. But there’s already someone with the nickname! So now everyone calls me J.J!
Shlorpian Darcy: I don't think it's bad.
Shlorpian Kevin: *coming by* Holy geez, is that Cooke?
The Shlorpians then sees Shlorpian Cooke getting carried by Human Yumyulack and Human Jesse while being injuries and beaten up while Sonya walks with them.
Shlorpian Cooke: *weakly* Hey. Guys. It’s great to see you.
Shlorpian Frankie: Oh my God. Honey, what happened to you?!
Shlorpian Cooke: What do you mean? I’ve been thriving. *coughs up vomit* Oooh, the wound’s open again, but in other case, everything’s all good. So yeah.
Shlorpian Frankie: Honey…
Human Jesse: Right...
Shlorpian Cooke: Okay fine! The last few four months have been hell! Everyone hates us now! We can’t live here anymore!
Shlorpian Louise: Aw man. Cooke is right guys.
Human Yumyulack: We don't even know how you guys became Shlorpians in the first place!
Shlorpian Kevin: Ugh! Not anymore! We’re not safe here!
Human Jesse: We'll take you to Korvo. He can help.
Shlorpian Cooke: We know how. It’s because that crazy woman was brought back to life somehow and she stole your DNA samples.
Shlorpain Frankie: Then it’s settled! *throws her chair* We’re going to Korvo so he can help us!
Shlorpian Darcy: But isn’t Korvo pissed off at us?
Shlorpain Cooke: Are you kidding? He’s gonna gush his robe when he sees us!
Shlorpian Randall: Just imagine how desperate he has become to find a way to help us leave!
Replicant Stacy G: Poor Korvo. I hope he somehow held it together.
Then the scene cuts to the house.
Shlorpian Cooke: What the hell?! Where’s the ship?!
Human Yumyulack: I don't know! It was here when we left!
Human Jesse: Uh guys, what’s with all the dogs?
The gang comes in and sees dogs jumping on each other while Human Terry and Human Pupa are in pimp costumes counting money.
Shlorpian Frankie: *screaming as a dog takes of her device*
Shlorpian Phoebe: Oh for goodness sake’s.
Human Yumyulack: For Christ’s sake Terry!
Security Guard: Hey! No Humans and aliens allowed! I keep telling you! This is a brothel for dogs!
Human Terry: Oh! Hey, kids! You're home early.
The mound spider appears and starts sucking on the guard.
Shlorpian Cooke: We Can’t Stay On Earth Anymore! You gotta help us get out of here! We gotta leave this planet!
Human Terry: What? Why?
Shlorpian Frankie: Every human hates us now more than ever! We can’t live here on our home planet anymore!
Shlorpian Trevor: Please Terry! If you really love your family, do you know where Korvo is?!
Human Terry gasp in horror.
Human Terry: I know where he is...
Shlorpian Cooke: What where?!
Human Terry: I don’t know! He never came home last night!
Shlorpian Frankie: Then what happened?!
Human Terry: I don’t know! He said he was at some night club! Why would he go there?!
Shlorpian Darcy: Then that's where we're going!
A few minutes later, the gang and Shlorpians arrived at The Smokeshow House.
Human Terry: This is the place.
Human Jesse: Whoa! What is this place?
Waitress: The Smokeshow House. The ultimate night club for the grooviest sexiest boner people alive.
Shlorpian Jamie: I believe you are describing me.
Human Terry: What the hell’s Korvo doing at a place like this?
Human Jesse: Maybe he turn into human and he’s like a busboy or something.
Human Yumyulack: Maybe the cool people took shit on him for fun. I heard that happens to people. It never happened to me. *laughs nervously*
Shlorpian Frankie: But, do you even know what he looks like now if he really turned human?
Human Terry gasp in horror.
Human Terry: N-no…
Human Terry starts weeping as the kids comfort him.
Shlorpian Phoebe: Aw Terry, don’t worry. I’m sure we’ll find him.
Human Jesse: Yeah. Once we find Korvo, we'll-
Suddenly, Human Terry notices a human with a familiar crystal on his shirt.
Human Terry: Why have I seen that crystal before?
Human Terry looks at the gorgeous human man, who glance him with an annoyed look and then, Human Terry finally recognize him.
Human Terry: Korvo! We found him!
Shlorpian Cooke: *drops a glass of champagne* Korvo?
Shlorpian Phoebe: He's turned into the most gorgeous human I've ever seen!
Human Yumyulack: Korvo! Korvo!
The human Solars and Shlorpians go up to Human Korvo.
Human Korvo: Uh, can I help you?
Human Terry: Korvo, listen! We can’t live on this Earth anymore. Our human friends are being hated by the whole town now! We got to leave Earth AS immediately if we ever want to help them start a new life!
Human Korvo: I'm sorry. I don't know who you are.
All: What?!
Human Jesse: But remember what you said? “Being Shlorpians is what we are!”
Human Korvo: I never said that.
Human Terry: Korv, c'mon. It's me, your husband.
Human Korvo: Ugh! Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?!
Human Yumyulack: Come on Korvo, you’re being a total jackass right now!
Human Korvo: Will you stop it?! I don't know who any of you shitheads are! Now leave me the fuck alone!
Man: Hey K, do you know these guys?
Human Korvo: They were just leaving!
Human Terry: No! We're not! *takes Korvo's arm* You are coming with us! Now!
Human Korvo squeals in horror and slaps Human Terry in the face. Human Terry gasps and tears up.
Shlorpain Frankie: Oh shit! Guys, group huddle.
The gang huddles.
Human Yumyulack: Okay guys, we have a big problem. Korvo has lost his marbles.
Human Jesse: I know. It's doesn't make any...*gasps in realization* Oh my gosh.
Human Terry: *rubbing his face from the painful slap* Wow. If I was that hot, I would not want to look back on my family. I lost the second love of my life to a stuffed crest pizza behind Pizza Hut.
Human Jesse: Guys, do you think Korvo might have amnesia?
Shlorpian Darcy: Huh? Maybe. I don’t know.
Human Terry growls in anger.
Human Yumyulack: Easy Terry. I think Jesse might be right. Korvo must’ve suffer amnesia when he was busy trying to find the person who did this to our friends.
Human Terry: FUCK!
Shlorpian Cooke: Yeah. Maybe that’s how he couldn’t recognize you.
Shlorpian Jamie: But how do we get him back?
Human Terry starts breathing in and out as he sheds tears.
Shlorpian Jamie: But how do we get him back? *looks at Human Terry in concern*
Sonya: *skin suddenly turns robin’s eggs blue* You okay daddy?
Human Terry snaps and punches a wall in anger.
Human Terry: FUCK! *Human Korvo backs away slowly*
Human Korvo: You okay, pal?
Luckily, Shlorpian Frankie has an idea as she gets out a pea shooter and puts a dart in it. She aims at Human Korvo, who shrugs and went back to drinking his champagne, only to get hit by the dart and falls down unconscious. Human Terry looks down at Human Korvo while angrily breathing heavily with tears in his eyes.
Human Jesse: Terry! Easy! Calm down! It’s okay! Korvo is knocked out! Let’s get out of here!
Human Terry: Ugh! Fine!
Human Yumyulack: Terry? What’s wrong?
Shlorpian Cooke: Yeah. I’m sure we can find a way to get your husband’s memory back once we find the ship!
Human Terry: But what if we can't?!
Shlorpian Phoebe puts a hand on Human Terry.
Shlorpian Phoebe: We'll figure something out. I promise.
Human Terry: But-
Shlorpian Phoebe: Of course we can. Look I know you love Earth, but now everyone hates us more than ever. We have to leave now. Please, if you really love Korvo, you must do the right thing. And that is leaving Earth. For good.
Human Terry: Okay. But I wanna go with Korvo...I love him.
Shlorpian Phoebe smiles.
Shlorpian Phoebe: Of course we will. *finds the ship on the tracker* Holy shit! It’s in Las Vegas! Come on!
A few hours later, the gang finds the ship turned into a blimp.
Human Yumyulack: Guys! The ship!
Human Terry picks up Human Korvo.
Human Terry: Hang on there Korvy…
The gang heads to the ship and luckily Phoebe kicks the door with her foot as the door opens.
Shlorpian Phoebe: Alright y’all! Let’s get the fuck out of here!
The gang heads into the ship. Then, Human Korvo wakes up while rubbing his head. Then, the gang hears the Vegas Corporation Security Guard yelling at them from outside.
Vegas Coperation Security Guard: Hey! You’re not allowed here!
Human Terry: Oh shit!
Human Korvo: Wh-what happened? What am I doing in Vegas? How did I get on the ship?!
Human Yumyulack: Hurry guys! We have to leave now!
Human Korvo: Leave? What do you mean?
Human Jesse: We have to get out of here! Everyone hates our friends and want them off of Earth!
Sonya: Us also!
Human Korvo: Then what are we waiting for?! We gotta get fucking moving!
Human Terry gasp as he shed tears of joy.
Human Terry: Korvy! You remember!
Human Korvo: What? Okay. Can someone please tell me what-
Human Terry: Long story! You turn into a gorgeous human, then lost your memories turn you into a jerk and you lost your marbles! Now let’s fly!
Human Korvo: Okay?
Human Terry: Oh! And I almost forgot!
Human Terry surprises Human Korvo by kissing him on the lips.
Human Korvo: *giggles as he turns back into his Shlorpian self*
Human Terry gasps in shock.
Human Terry: Whoa! How did you turn back!
Korvo looks around his body and gasps.
Korvo: Oh my God! I’m me again! I guess we have develop some kind of shape shifting ability.
Human Terry: Wait. Does that mean I can do it too?
Then, Terry, Yumyulack, Jesse and Pupa turn back into their normal selves.
Jesse: Yay! We’re Shlorpians again!
Yumyulack hugs the Pupa. But then, they heard a loud thump which made they scream little and made them realize they must leave now.
Korvo: Quick! Let’s get the fuck outta here!
Jesse: AISHA, get us off this planet! Hurry!
AISHA: On it!
AISHA activates the launch sequence as the ship flies into the space and the gang cheers.
Korvo: Yes! *to Terry* I love you, baby.
Korvo romatically twirls Terry around.
Terry: *whistles lovingly*
Korvo and Terry make out while moaning lovingly.
Yumyulack: I'm gonna throw up.
Shlorpian Randall: Isn't it romantic?
Suddenly, the gang hears grunting and it turns out be Shlorpian Janice along with Kevin and his family, Cheery, Naomi and Alice, who are now Shlorpians as they fall out as they scream and landed on the floor as they groan.
Terry: Cheery!
Shlorpian Cheery: Terry?
Korvo: Janice?
Janice: H'no, hello Korvo, y'know?
Shlorpian Kevin: Hey guys. Sorry I was late. I was picking up my family.
Shlorpian Naomi: Hey guys.
Jesse: Hey, Naomi!
Korvo: Naomi! You too?! *notices Shlorpian Alice* Wait, who’s that?
Shlorpian Alice: H-Hello. I'm Alice. A pleasure to meet you.
The Pupa recognizes Alice from “The Super Gooblers”
Pupa: Maid lady!
Korvo: Wait. Pupa, you know her?
Pupa shows him the video he made from the “Super Gooblers” episode.
Brandy: *on video* I want to be a better person…
Korvo smiles tearfully.
Korvo: *hugs Pupa* Bravo Pupa! I am so proud of you!
Pupa giggles.
Alice: Wait. You’re that strange creature Brandy has been talking to me about.
Pupa: Yep!
Suddenly, Korvo turns back into a human, much to his surprise and confusion.
Human Korvo: Huh?
Jesse: Holy jeez you turned back into a human Korvo. I thought you said this was permanent. *Human Korvo is looking at space in shock and confusion* Uh Korvo?
Terry: Korv? You okay?
Human Korvo: *groans in frustration* I don’t understand. I thought this transformation was permanent! How is this is even possible?!
Terry: *puts a hand on Human Korvo's shoulder* Hey. It's okay. Just calm down.
Jesse: Yeah. To be honest, you were right. Being human can sometimes be hard.
Yumyulack: No offense guys.
Shlorpian Cooke: Eh, none taken. Our lives as humans are pretty tough.
Shlorpian Frankie: None taken.
Human Korvo: I-I was? I don’t know what to say. I guess that’s true.
Terry: Yeah, well you’re like hot leader now. And hot leaders are the best.
Human Korvo blushes and smiles. Terry smiles and plays with Human Korvo's hair
Human Korvo: It’s true. I’m sorry for how I acted. I clearly had hot guy brain taken control of me. Now that we got off the planet, I’m so glad you came to rescue me.
Terry: Anytime. Now come here.
After Terry, Yumyulack, Jesse and Pupa shapeshift into their human forms, the family then gets in a group hug while their friends join in.
Human Korvo: So...so what happens now?
Shlorpian Frankie: Korvo, you sure we’ll find a way to turn us back?
Human Korvo grows determined.
Human Korvo: I will. Don't worry!
Then, he makes a plan.
Human Korvo: Now don’t you worry. We’ll find a way to turn you all back into humans. We’ll go live on Earth-4. It’ll be the perfect new home for us until we can turn you all back to normal.
Shlorpian Cooke: Sounds good to me!
After the Solars turn back into their normal Shlorpian selves, the family and their friends travel around the galaxy until they’ve finally found Earth-4. The gang landed on another house as they head outside but the Solars have shapeshifter into their human forms, much to their friends’ confusion.
Shlorpian Naomi: What are you doing?
Human Korvo: Oh I thought these forms might help us blend in better on Earth-4. It is getting dangerous y’know.
Human Terry: *laughs* Yep.
Then, an Earth-4 pedestrian passes by.
Earth-4 Pedestrian: Fuck you humans! Go back to where you came from!
Shlorpian Phoebe gets enraged and grabs the pedestrian.
Shlorpian Phoebe: Get. Lost.
Shlorpian Phoebe punch the pedestrian in the teeth and face as he drives him in fear.
Earth-4 Pedestrian: Uh, what I meant to say was welcome to Earth-4!
The pedestrian drives away in fear as Human Korvo gives him the middle finger.
Human Korvo: Fuck you! You people are stupid and confusing!
Human Jesse: Well, this should be interesting. *laughs*
Shlorpian Frankie: Aw jeez.
The scene cuts to Korvo moaning as Terry comes him and kisses him on the cheek while heading to the bathroom.
Terry: How you feeling, big guy?
Korvo: *moaning in overwhelmed* Oh fine.
Terry: Are you sure?
Korvo nods.
Terry: Okay. I’ll be in the bathroom. Love you.
Korvo: Love you too.
Terry leaves and Korvo lies down on the bed
Korvo: *moans as his eyes glow aquamarine*
Then, he starts growling. Korvo then gets a headache as he screams in pain.
Korvo: FUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Korvo then grows fangs while his skin turns black and he starts growing bigger and muscular. Terry comes in and gasps.
Terry: Korvy?
Korvo gets wings and horns as he roars
Terry: *blushing* Holy fuck… you got buff.
Monster Korvo: Don't. Don't look at me.
Monster Korvo whimpers but to his surprise, Terry is amoured by his appearance.
Terry: Tell you what, I'm surprised you never showed me this earlier.
Monster Korvo: *blushing embarrassingly* Well, to be honest, it’s my lifesource since I was a Replicant, it’s been running in my family for generations. I was worry on how you would react…
Terry gasps in shock.
Terry: Do you mind if you, uh...told me more? It's okay if you don't wanna.
Monster Korvo: Oh I’m actually half Super Shlorpian. It’s been running this family ever since my ancestor Koran made a blessing in order to protect his family from bandits and protects the villagers. It passed on to the family when a Replicant turns 13
Terry: Wow...
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Yeah. But it feels like a curse...
Terry: Aw… Korvy, why do you think that?
Super Shlorpian Korvo starts weeping
Terry: Oh Korvy…
Terry kisses Super Shlorpian Korvo on the cheek
Terry: Can you please tell me why you think it’s a curse?
Super Shlorpian Korvo sighs
Super Shlorpian Korvo: When I was a Replicant, I was blessed with this after my 13-Birth-A-Day in my sleep.
A flashback plays. Replicant Korvo was walking while carrying books until he starts to feel sick.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *voiceover* I started to feel sick. So, I decided to head home that day.
Replicant Korvo made it home as he starts moaning and then notices his skin turning black as he starts having a panic attack.
Replicant Korvo: What's happening to me?!
Replicant Korvo then grows bigger and muscular as he rips apart his robe into pieces. Then, his horns pop out from his head and his wings pop out from his back as he roars.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *voiceover* After my first transformation, a lot of Shlorpians saw it and grow afraid of me.
Pink Replicant Shlorpian: WHAT IS THAT THING?!
Yellow Replicant Shlorpian: HOLY SHIT! A MONSTER!
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *voiceover* I...didn't know what to do so...
Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo grows afraid as the Replicants throws stuff at him as his anger overcomes as he roars.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *voiceover* I snapped.
Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo roars as he slashed another Shlorpian, which made the other Replicants run away. Scared, Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo flies back home while roaring.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: So when I got home, you remember my older sister Janiz? The one I was telling you about? *Terry nods* she calm down and I vow to not transform again because of my fear of hurting you guys… so I made pills to help control myself, which is also why I have thin skin.
Terry: What happened to Janiz?
Super Shlorpian Korvo snaps
Super Shlorpian Korvo: SHE DIDN’T MAKE IT!
Terry: *gasp* Oh Korvy… I am so sorry…
Super Shlorpian Korvo sighs
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *voice breaking* It’s just that Janiz didn’t have an evacuation partner and… when I found out… *starts crying* I was so heartbroken! I want my sister! I want her! I WANT HER! *punches a wall as he breaks down in tears*
Terry gasps. Super Shlorpian Korvo breaks down in tears as Terry soothes him.
Terry: Hey… Shh… shh… it’s okay… I’m here…
Super Shlorpian Korvo continues crying. Terry then has an idea.
Cue “Beautiful” from Zac Nelson
[TERRY]
You should change your name to laughter
You bring joy to every room
Other voices vanish after hearing such a lovely tune
In a world that′s so imperfect
Every word you say is music
You should change your name to beautiful
You should change your name to pity
You make tears impossible
Wish that I could have you with me every time I fall
In a world that's so imperfect
I know you will try to fix it
You should change your name to beautiful
I don′t think you'd mind it if I change your name to something new
Would you think it childish if I change my name to 'I love you′?
We both have a love so perfect
I would never want to hurt it
You should change your name to beautiful In a world that′s so imperfect
Every word you say is music
You should change your name to beautiful (you should change your name to beautiful)
You should change your name to beautiful
The song as Super Shlorpian Korvo purrs and falls asleep on his bed. Terry smiles and kiss Super Shlorpian Korvo on the forehead.
Terry: Sleep well, baby. Would it be okay if I sleep on the couch.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: No. I want you to stay. I love you.
Terry smiles.
Terry: I love you too.
Super Shlorpian Korvo turns back into his normal Shlorpian form as Terry gasps
Terry: Korvy! You’re you! *lifts Korvo up as they both cry tears of joy*
Korvo: I know! *laughs*
The two husbands embrace in a kiss as they starts to fall asleep.
Korvo: Sweet dreams my love…
Terry: Sweet dreams my beautiful Korvy…
Korvo giggles. The two alien husbands fell asleep. The next day, the Solars and their friends head out of the house and watch the sunrise, now ready for anything.
Korvo: Guys, this is might be a new start for us.
Jesse: Hell yeah!
The Solars and their friends look at the sunrise, awaiting for new adventures.
THE END
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Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Solar Opposites, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Korvo/Terry (Solar Opposites), Korvo & Yumyulack (Solar Opposites) Characters: Korvo (Solar Opposites), Terry (Solar Opposites), Jesse (Solar Opposites), Yumyulack (Solar Opposites), Pupa (Solar Opposites), Phoebe MacCarthy, Monica Miller, Original Dungeons & Dragons Character(s), Vanbo (Solar Opposites), Original Characters, Original Trans Character(s), Aisha (Solar Opposites) Additional Tags: Characters Play Dungeons & Dragons, Inspired by Ready Player One, Korvo being a drama queen, Terry not caring, Action, Adventures, awesomeness, Dungeons & Dragons Character Backstory, any form of dungeons and dragons, Yumyulacks having fun, Solar Opposites Alternate Universe, AU, Alternate Universe, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net Summary:
When Yumyulack show an interest in Dungeons and Dragons, Korvo do whatever it take to win his son back. Even if it make the Dungeons and Dragons quest a little more realistic and awesome, dragging the whole family and friend with him.
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The Trainees and their Vehicles
Korvo: Korvo on motorcylcle! Yumyulack: Yumyulack on skateboard! Jesse: Jesse on roller skates! Sonya: Sonya on hoverboard! Phoebe MacCarthy: Phoebe on quadracer! Terry: Terry and Pupa on Double Pogo! C'mon, Pupa! Pupa: *gets on the pogo and jumps off* Yeah! Pogo! Terry: Pupa, no! Wait for me!
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Solar Opposites: Unleashed Episode #2: “Darkness and Light Part. 2”
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The next day, Principal Cooke awakens form the hospital as Miss Frankie, Ms. Perez, Mia and Randall looks worriedly at him.
Principal Cooke: Ugh, fuck… my head… where am I?
Miss Frankie: Honey! Thank God you're alive!
Miss Frankie kiss Principal Cooke.
Ms. Perez: Thank God. We were so worried.
Randall: Yeah. We thought you got killed or something.
Mia: We’re just glad you’re okay.
Principal Cooke: Ugh… what the fuck happened
Mia: You fell in the nutrient bath.
Principal Cooke: I did?
Ms. Perez: Yep
Randall: Yeah. Some agent came and destroyed the tube and you fell in it!
Principal Cooke: Oh God.
Miss Frankie: That’s not the worse part. Some Werehog came and-
General Clover: It what?!
Randall: General Clover? What are you-
General Clover: I demand an explanation for this.
Joan: Don’t worry father, everything is under control.
Miss Frankie: Father? He's your dad?
General Clover: Damn it Joan! This nutrient bath was a failure! There is now a giant monster attacking town
Joan: Don’t worry, we’ll get right to it…
General Clover sighs.
General Clover: Okay Joan. But, if you excuse me, I got some business to do.
Principal Cooke: You sure that thing is out there?
Joan: I’m afraid so. Oh, what have we done…
Later, back at the Solar Opposites’ house. Terry carries Korvo to bed while Korvo is still asleep, while singing a nice song. Terry smiles and kiss Korvo on the forehead as he puts a blanket on him and then towards his bedside while rubbing Korvo’s head softly. Korvo smiles.
Terry: I really love it when he smiles in his sleep.
The kids come rushing in
Jesse: turning back into her Shlorpian form TERRY! KORVO!
Terry: Shh… your daddy’s sleeping.
Jesse: Oh. Sorry.
Korvo smiles in his sleep as he snuggles next to Terry.
Terry: Aw...
Then, Terry and the kids head out of the room while Terry shuts the door quietly right after he blows Korvo a kiss. Phoebe comes by and walks up to her family.
Terry: Now, what's going on?
Phoebe: Kids. What’s wrong?
Jesse: There's a martian on our roof!
Terry: What?! What kind of martian?!
Yumyulack: A green one?
Terry: Yeah so…
Sonya: gulps Um… Mr. Terry… there is also something you should know about this guy…
Terry: What's that?
Later, Terry, now his human form, gasp as he sees Martian laughing evilly while all the people look at him in horror.
Human Terry: Who or what is that?!
Human Yumyulack: I think that’s really one of Korvo’s former coworkers, Martin Sewers!
Human Terry: Wait? He is?!
Human Jesse: Uh huh. Because, that guy has the same face Dr. Sewers have.
Human Terry: We gotta tell Korvo!
Then, suddenly the Martian sees the Werehog at town wrecking havoc and grows interested.
Martian: Well well well. What have we here?
Martian leaps up from the roofs and heads towards town while everyone in town watches and panics as they run for their lives.
Human Terry: Shit!
Human Yumyulack: Aw man. I think this fucked up epidemic got worse!
Phoebe gets ready as she stretches her back.
Phoebe: I got it covered in case she comes back.
Human Jesse: Thanks Phoebe!
Human Terry: Come on, we must tell Korvo!
Back in the room, Korvo is sleeping peacefully.
Korvo: sleep moaning
Human Terry: KORVO!
Korvo: waking up Huh? What?
Human Terry: Korvo! We need your help!
Korvo: What?? What happened?!
Human Terry, Human Yumyulack, Human Jesse and Sonya: Um….
Phoebe: Yeah. You are so not gonna like what you hear.
After explaining...
Korvo: What the fuck?! But how?! How did Martin get that stuff?!
Human Jesse: We have no idea.
Korvo transforms into his human form as he gets on his biker helmet and grabs Human Terry’s hand.
Human Korvo: Let's go.
Human Terry: Um, where are we you going. honey?
Human Korvo: Phoebe! Keep an eye on the kids!
Phoebe: Got it!
The kids look worriedly at their dads as they leave. A few seconds later, Human Korvo arrives at the laboratory with Human Terry as they got off the motorcycle, only to see General Clover tied up and gagged and chain to a chair.
Human Korvo: General?
Joan: Dad? removes the tape off of Clover’s mouth
General Clover: Get me out of these damn cuffs!
Human Korvo gets the key and unlocks the cuffs.
Joan: Dad, how did you-
General Clover: Oh it was Sewers. That no good traitorous coworker of yours, cuffed me up and went after that Werehog!
Joan: Oh no. That Martian and the Werehog? Oh, I think this must be a big doomsday right now…
Later in the city, the Werehog starts sniffing his way through town as people hide from it. Then, Martian arrived.
Martian: Hello werehog!
Werehog: snarls
Martian: Let’s see what you’re made of?
The werehog roars and pummels Martian. But, Martian laughs evilly. He kicks the Werehog away and uses brain waves to blast it away. But the werehog held on tight and lands on his feet and roars.
Martian: Wow. A little anger, I say. Must be a new thing for you! gets punched by the werehog Well, if it’s a fight you want, it’s a fight you get.
Later, Human Korvo and Human Terry meets up with Cheery who gasp.
Cheery: Guys, what are you doing here?
Human Korvo: Cheery, is Cooke okay?
Cheery: Of course.
Human Korvo: Oh thank God.
Human Terry: Can we see him?
Cheery: Actually he left. Heading back to school.
Human Korvo and Human Terry gasp in horror.
Cheery: What?! What’s wrong?!
Back with the Martian and werehog, they continue fighting as everyone ran for their lives. The werehog got out a beam and swings it as Martian, who dodges it. Principal Cooke, who is walking by, sees the fight and is shocked.
Principal Cooke: Huh? Wait a minute, Martin Sewers?
Martain: Ggrrr! Oh yes! Let the rage control you, you beast!
The werehog roars as it throws a rock at Martian and comes back to fight with him. Back with human Korvo and human Terry…
Human Korvo: What do you mean there is nothing you can do?
Barry West: Korey, I’m sorry. We can’t risk hurting Sewers.
Human Terry: Are you nuts? He has become an out of control motherfucking Martian beast! You gotta let us do something!
Mark Baine: Sorry sir, but I’m afraid this whole thing has been okay.
Human Korvo: I’m sorry! But, your nutrient bath has been a huge mistake that nearly endanger our friend and has lead to a monster battle.
Barry West: I’m sorry there is nothing we can do. I’m afraid we must throw you out.
Human Korvo: What?!
Some of soldiers took Human Korvo and Human Terry out while Cheery follows them. General Clover cackles as he sees this and gets out a huge gun.
General Clover: Well, I would like to see you all try. Today I will claim what is mine.
Clover cackles as he heads on his truck and drives off while Joan watches and gasp. Back in the city, Cooke watches as Martian and the werehog dukes it out while Martian jumps high but then, the werehog starts to feel a sharp pain in his head, only for him to get punch by Martian. Human Korvo and Human Terry then sees the fight as they head over there, but screams when a rock comes near but they luckily duck it as the two husbands embrace.
Human Korvo: You okay?
Human Terry: Yeah. Are you honey?
Martian then comes near them and throws a table at them as they gasp and quickly hides behind the wall.
Human Terry: Korvy! What do we do?!
Human Korvo: I-I don’t know!
Human Terry: Well, we have to do something or we’ll get fucked!
Suddenly, Cheery came and gasp upon seeing the werehog, only for him to scream in pain as Martian throws another rock at him.
Cheery: What the fuck?
Miss Frankie arrives as she grows terrified over the fight as she backs away. The werehog kept crying out in pain as it held his head
Martian: Yes. Strength enabling. Sensory overload-
Suddenly…
Principal Cooke: feels the same pain as the werehog Gah! What’s happening?!
Principal Cooke cries out in pain as he falls on his knees. Human Korvo began to feel a connection towards this as he notice the werehog and Principal Cooke in the same fatal position.
Human Korvo: What the hell?
Suddenly, General Clover shows up in his van as it stops and he gets out his gun
General Clover: Sewers! I’m claiming what’s mine! Final victory over the werehog!
General Clover uses his gun that blast the Werehog as it falls on the fruit stand where Human Terry was at as he screams and runs away from it.
Human Korvo: TERRY!
As Human Terry hides and breaths in and out, Cheery meets up with him.
Cheery: Terry, it’s okay. Just breathe for me!
General Clover prepares to take another blast at the beast as it growls.
General Clover: cackles And the mighty shall fall!
Then, Joan shows up in her GP Van
Joan: No father!
General Clover looks at Joan. General Clover blast again, only for this time to hit near Miss Frankie, who falls near the werehog as she moans.
General Clover: Francine?
Werehog: Frankie hurt?
Principal Cooke: Frankie!
Human Korvo and Human Terry: Frankie!
Miss Frankie: No I- wait, you said my name? How did you know about my name?
The Werehog leaves.
Cheery: Unbelievable. He can talk.
Human Korvo: This is impossible. How did he knew Frankie’s name?
Principal Cooke: I-I don’t know.
Cheery: Me neither
Human Korvo notices Human Terry who looks like he is having a panic attack.
Human Terry: breathing in and out Oh my god. Oh my god. That was scary as hell.
Human Korvo: No no no. Terry. You're okay. The worst is behind now. You can-
Suddenly, the Martian grabs Human Korvo by the neck as Human Korvo screams.
Human Terry: KORVY!
Martian: Finally got you now Opposites! Now, I can teach you a lesson in leaving me in the shadows!
Human Korvo feels his breath shortening. But then, his eyes starts glowing aquamarine as he grabs Martian by the left arms and throws him to a building as Martian screams in pain.
Cheery: Alright Korvo!
Principal Cooke and Miss Frankie: Woah!
Human Korvo groans in pain and he collapses to the ground. Human Terry rushes up to him. As he takes a deep breath and gets up, Human Korvo then notices monstrous teeth and gasp as he covers them with his hand and gets out his pills.
Human Korvo: Does anyone have any water?!
Cheery: I do. grabs a water bottle and hands it to Korvo as she opens the lid
Dr. Janiz arrives and then gasp upon seeing Human Korvo’s birth mark on his neck as she began to feel a connection towards it. Human Korvo chugs the water down.
Dr. Janiz: whispering What? It can’t be…
Human Korvo notices Dr. Janiz. Dr. Janiz then backs away as she began to notice something familiar about Human Korvo. Then, General Clover starts driving off to follow the werehog.
General Clover: Come here, you sack of shit!
Dr. Janiz: General! Wait! held out her hand
Principal Cooke feels the pain in his head again as Ms. Perez, Mia and Randall arrived.
Mia: Come on Cooke, let’s head back to school!
Ms. Perez: The board meeting is starting!
Principal Cooke: O-okay...
The four teachers hold on to Cooke as they walk back to school while Human Korvo’s side effects fade away and he and Human Terry embrace.
Human Terry: Feeling better?
Human Korvo: Uh huh…
Human Terry: Wanna make out?
Human Korvo smiles in tears and pulls Human Terry in for a kiss as the two husbands moan in romantic pleasure.
Human Korvo: seductively Oh, Terry!
Human Terry: Oh yeah… moans lovingly
Human Korvo: Fuck it! Let's fuck right bloody now! moans
Later that night, the Werehog suddenly felt tired as he falls off a cliff and lands near a river. The next morning at sunrise, General Clover starts shooting everywhere while seeing images of the werehog in his mind.
General Clover: Damn it!
He then sees a van driving by as he shoots near it
General Clover: Got you now!
Barry West: General, stop! It’s me West!
General Clover: West? How did you-
Barry helps put the gun down
General Clover: Barry! Thank god! We have to find the Werehog! Before SWAT does! They’re out there you know! Everywhere! But it’s up to us! It’s always been up to us!
Barry West: Don’t worry sir. We’ll get the werehog. West to base. Inform Joan, that her father’s been found. listens to something shocking She’s where?!
Later at a school board meeting…
Principal Cooke: Joan, I’m sorry. But, we don’t want to risk losing any of our students.
Joan: I understand but we're doing what we can.
Ms. Perez: To be honest, we’re not sure. But, if any of our students go near a chemical or toxic or any of that dangerous stuff that you have, they’ll get infected.
Joan: I know...but I promise we won't-
General Clover: appears out of nowhere STOP! STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY! shoves a security guard Or this school spends the entire school year aims a laser gun at Cooke without a principal…
Principal Cooke: WHAT?!
Board Leader: What the fuck are you doing, General Clover?
General Clover: Starting the execution... No Principal is gonna get away with being responsible for everything bad that has ever happened to me!
Joan: No father!
General Clover: I meant it Joan I won’t allowed. That friend of your coworker Korey has ruined our lives-
Joan: Wrong father! Everything that has gone bad right now comes from only one thing. Your obsession to destroyed a beast!
General Clover: You dare to-
Miss Frankie punches General Glover in the face.
Joan: And now that same sick obsession has you waving a laser gun located in a kids learning center. Dad, it’s gone too far…
General Clover: Am I the only… who sees the truth? You’re with me are you West
Barry West: No sir! This isn’t the way!
Joan: Let it go father…
General Clover: Don't you dare order me!
As Principal Cooke starts feeling the pain again…
General Clover: Everyone I know has betrayed me… leaves
Principal Cooke falls as Miss Frankie and the others gasp.
Cheery: Frankie! We’re losing him!
Miss Frankie: What?! What the fuck are you saying?!
Back at the Solar Opposites’ house, Korvo and Terry comforts a crying Jesse after she told them about her bad day at school yesterday.
Terry: Aw, Jesse...
Korvo: They really said that?
Jesse: Yeah...sniffs
Terry: Oh Jesse-Bear, we’re so sorry the Stacies said that to you and your sister.
Jesse: crying I just don't know what I'm supposed to do. Everyone hates me. We should just move to another planet...
Terry: Aw honey. That is not true… we love you…
Korvo: And we're not moving to another planet.
Jesse: tearfully B-but I’m a freak…
Korvo and Terry gasp. Terry and Korvo becomes saddened as Terry put his hands on Jesse’s face.
Korvo: Hey. That is not true. You are a brave and kind young woman. You're just trying too hard to fit in.
Terry: Yeah. It doesn’t matter if you’re alien or human in disguise. You are our brave little special lady. You’re an amazing daughter, an amazing sister and an amazing friend. The way took care of this Wall People, the amazing pronunciation you did the pronunciation bee and the bravery you’ve shown when defeating a Deeno and a white goobler. But it wasn’t because of that, it was because of your kindness and humility, that has shaped you into a brave teenage girl that you already are today.
Jesse smiles.
Jesse: tearfully hugs Korvo and Terry Thanks guys…
Terry: Anytime, kiddo.
Phoebe sees them and smiles. Then, Yumyulack, Sonya and Pupa jump on their dads and sister as they join in on the hug. Korvo laughs. Terry suddenly blushes and smiles at Korvo. The two husbands then kiss, then a doorbell is heard.
Phoebe: Hmm? I wonder who that could be
Korvo checks outside the window and gasp to see Doc. Green.
Korvo: Doc. Green?
Korvo then turns into his human form and heads downstairs. Human Korvo then opens the door as he gasp.
Doctor Green: Thank goodness we found you! There’s something you’re not gonna like.
Human Korvo: What the fuck are you talking about?!
Later, Human Korvo, Human Terry and Phoebe are terrified after hearing over what happened as Miss Frankie grows incredibly distraught.
Miss Frankie: A-are you sure?
Doctor Green: The werehog, Cooke, their bodies can’t barely survive without each other. Korey, they’re dying.
Human Korvo, Human Terry, Phoebe and Miss Frankie gasp in horror as the heart monitor still beeps.
Doctor Green: You were right Korey. The nutrient bath was a tragic mistake.
Miss Frankie: No. I don’t believe this. My boyfriend is a half monster now? starts to cry No. This can’t be happening. Not him, no! Not the man that I love. cries into Phoebe’s chest as she comforts her
Human Korvo: Oh my God. How did this happened?! How did Principal became a Werehog?
Doctor Green: It was our fault. We were testing the nutrient bath out for a victim named Scott Banar, but then it malfunctioned and Principal fell in, which ended up creating his own beast, which also caused it to be separate their two bodies. It turns out you were right Korey. We’re sorry we doubted you. It turns out be a dangerous as you told us earlier.
Human Korvo gasp as he looks back at Doctor Green.
Human Korvo: Well, is there anything we can do to save him?
Doctor Green: There is a slim chance, but let’s not fool ourselves. These could risk at dire consequences.
Miss Frankie: tearfully Please Doc, it has to work. My boyfriend is in big trouble. He has to rejoin the beast. I don’t care if he’s a half monster now. I still love him.
Phoebe MacCarthy: Let us help you doc! Principal is one of our best friends! Korey knows how to reverse this. So, can you please trust him?
Doctor Green looks at Human Korvo giving him a stern look, then Doctor Green relents as he sighs.
Doctor Green: Okay. If you say so. But first, Korey, in order to save Principal we must find the Werehog…
Human Terry looks back at Principal Cooke worriedly while Human Korvo puts a comfort hand on Human Terry’s shoulder. Later, in the ship, Cheery starts getting started on the thing for Cooke so she can find a cure, Barry then comes in
Barry: Any luck?
Cheery: No. But luckily, this machine would really help Cooke.
Barry however began to feel unsure about this as he looks around the ship.
Barry: You know, I'm starting to have doubts.
Cheery: Wh-what do you mean?
Barry: I j-just don’t feel like I can trust Korey anymore
Cheery: But he's an amazing scientist!
Barry: I know but, the truth is… I don’t really think this plan is a good idea
Cheery grows shocked.
Cheery: How can you say that?!
Barry says nothing.
Cheery: H-how could you say that?! Barry, my friend is in trouble! Cooke might be sick or something. We have to do something! This epidemic is ruining everyone’s lives! What choice do we have?!
Barry then charges up his powers as he refuse to listen.
Barry: I’m sorry…
Cheery: What are you-
Barry charges and his electric powers spread around the lab destroying everything in sight. It then hits Cheery who screams, but then…
Human Korvo: Cheery! Is that you what’s going on-
Human Korvo gasps, then the electrify hits Human Korvo’s diamond on his robe as it hits Barry who screams in pain and then an explosion occurred that knocks Human Korvo out. A few minutes later, an ambulance came as it takes a comatose Human Korvo, with his eyes closed, to the hospital while his family watches in tears, total distraught and worry as they talk to the paramedics.
Human Terry: Oh God... cries
Human Jesse: tearfully Is our dad gonna be okay?
Paramedic: We’re not sure. But, there was no sign of any fatal injury so, we’ll let you know. Take care.
Human Yumyulack: tearfully Thank you…
As the ambulance with Human Korvo in it drives away, Human Terry falls onto his knees and starts crying in anguish. Phoebe and the kids hug their father as they comfort their father as he continues crying while tears are shown slightly in their eyes.
Human Terry: crying Korvo...
As Phoebe and the kids continue to comfort Terry, a scene fades to a blond short hair woman, who surprisingly looks exactly like Cheery, looks around the destroyed ship as she grows confused and shock.
Woman: Where the fuck am I?
To be continued…
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The Solar Opposites Family (My Version)
Korvo Solar-Opposites (the matriarch)
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Solar Opposites: Unleashed Episode #1: “Darkness and Light Part. 1”
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One fine sunset day, something big happened one day when the GeenasDavisville laboratory at sunset. The scientist were trying to create a cure for Joan’s boyfriend Scott, who is strapped to a chair.
Scott: Are you sure about this?
Joan: Don’t worry honey. I’m sure it will work. kiss Scott on the forehead
Doc. Green came in with Barry West, Mark Baine and Martin Sewers.
Doc. Green: Don't worry, Scott. This will only hurt for a few seconds.
Martin Sewers however walks away as he walks towards the device connected to the device near Scott as he grins. He gets out a wrench and breaks a part of it as he sneaks out.
Barry: What the?
Doc. Green: What the hell?!
The machine starts malfunctioned as it makes a little explosion as some of the scientists screamed. Then, the electrotechnical starts spread around a bunch of viles, chemicals and other element based stuff as they break apart
Joan: Doc, what’s happening?
Doc. Green panics and tries to stop it
Doc. Green: Damn it! The explosion is taken a hold!
Barry: I’m on it!
Barry runs to the telephone as he panics.
Barry: West to Base. Inform Korey Opposites there is a huge explosion. chattering in the phone He’s where?
Doc. Green: What's going on?
Barry: Korey is not at the base today. He’s busy with something?
Then, it cuts to Korvo and Terry at home, kissing while Korvo is in the couch and Terry is on his knees on the floor. “Time after Time” by Cyndi Lauper plays in the background:
Terry: Oh, baby. You're so dirty.
Korvo: I know. kiss Terry again So today is our 10th anniversary.
Terry: Yeah it is.
Korvo: kiss Terry again The ladies are also at their homes too. Wanted to surprise us.
Terry: That's cute but I know how we can celebrate. whispers in Korvo's ear
Korvo: Oooh ho… of course…
Then Pupa comes in..
Pupa: Korvo? Terry? I’m hungry.
Terry: Oh. Uh...
Phoebe then comes in while picking up Pupa.
Phoebe: Don’t worry Pupa, I’m just about to make rump roast for dinner.
Korvo: Thanks, Phoebe
Terry: Wanna make our toast at dinner?
Korvo: Sure do.
Korvo and Terry kiss.
Pupa: Toast
Phoebe: Okay okay. I'll make you toast, Pupa.
Phoebe chuckles. But then, an explosion happens in the basement while Yumyulack was coming downstairs while texting Mark lovingly as smoke appears.
Yumyulack: What the hell?
Jesse then comes down while singing her “Scrub Scrub” song as Korvo, Terry and Phoebe grow shock by the smoke.
Jesse: singing Scrub scrub scrub! Scrub scrub scrub! Scrub!
Terry: What's going on?
Korvo: I don’t know I- realizes something as he sighs of course.
We then see Sonya with a destroyed chemical set as she froze in shock while holding a burned beaker. Korvo and Terry downstairs as Korvo sighs and looks as the smoke clears, Sonya with her goggles covered in smoke.
Korvo: Sonya?
Sonya takes off her goggles as she looks nervous at her dads. Sonya laughs nervously.
Korvo: Sweetie, what are you doing?
Sonya: Well...
Sonya shows them a broken speaker as Korvo sighs as he smiles and gets out a cleaning clothe to wipe the smoke out off of Sonya.
Korvo: I warned Terry not to buy you that lab kit.
Terry smiles nervously as Korvo sighs
Sonya: I just wanted to be a scientists like you.
Korvo sighs and puts a hand on Sonya's shoulder.
Korvo: I know. But, you also have to be very careful. Anything like that can result in someone getting hurt and-
Jesse: calling from upstairs Hey Korvo! Come upstairs! A siren is blaring! Ugh!
Korvo: What?
The scene then slides to Marin putting a key in the machine as he opens it and pulls the lever while the alarm starts blaring. Then, one of the soldiers head to the microphone to announce evacuation.
Soldier: Something's on its way! We have to evacuate.
A woman named Dr. Janiz gasp as she went off and tells one of her coworkers. Then, the scene slides to the school where Ms. Perez heard the alarm while teaching her class and gasp.
Ms. Perez: Oh my god!
Miss Frankie quickly gets the kids to the MPR while meeting with Principal Cooke as they kiss and heads back telling the kids to get the auditorium for safety. Meanwhile back at the Solars' house.
Korvo: Kids! What’s going on and-
Korvo gasp as he and his family sees the glowing green light.
Terry starts breathing in and out
Terry: Oh my God! Oh my God! What’s happening,
Yumyulack: I don’t know!
Phoebe: Don’t worry, I’ll go check outside and-
But then, Korvo recognizes it as something terrifying as he gasp and grabs Phoebe’s hand.
Phoebe: Korvo! What is wrong with you?
Korvo: Don’t go out there! I know what that means! It means an experiment has gone wrong! It made some sort of dangerous chemical reaction!
Yumyulack, Jesse and Sonya: What?!
Pupa: gasp
Terry starts to have a panic attack. Korvo quickly grabs the family as they hide beneath a table and huddle next to each other while the building starts glowing brighter in green.
Jesse: Oh shit! The glow is getting brighter!
Korvo comforts Terry who is crying.
Korvo: Terry! What’s wrong?!
Terry starts breathing in and out.
Terry: Oh my god! Oh my god! It’s the end! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! WE’RE ALL GONNA-
Korvo slaps Terry.
Terry: Ow! Why did you-
Korvo kiss Terry who melts into it as Terry finally calms down and the two husbands smile.
Korvo: It'll all be okay, darling. Just relax for me, okay?
Terry: Okay!
Phoebe sees the glow and gasp.
Phoebe: Um Korvo… I think that base is gonna blow!
Korvo: Shit! Everybody-
The explosion happens as the Solars huddle against each other while they scream. The glowing spreads around town with electricity. As the dust settles, the town appear to be find but with broken windows. Korvo groans as he gets up.
Korvo: Is everyone okay?
Terry: Yeah.
Phoebe: Definitely.
The kids however are shaken as they run to their dads and embrace them while crying.
Sonya: I thought we were gonna die.
Jesse: tearfully It was so scary
Yumyulack: Korvo? Why do bad things always happen to us?
Pupa: whimpering
Korvo and Terry then pulls their crying kids close to them as they comfort them. Korvo sighs.
Korvo: Shh shhh… it’s okay… we’re here…
Phoebe: You're okay...
Suddenly, the news turns on. The Solars then turn into their human forms just in case someone sees them.
Human Yumyulack: looks at the tv What the hell?
News Reporter: This just in! An epidemic has spread over the town!
Solars: What?!
Human Pupa: faints
News Reporter: Tonight, an attempt to cure Scott Bannar somehow resulted in a r chemical explosion that seems to have infected a few members. We go now live to the labratory where we start to report local scientist, Dr. Janiz.
News Intern Reporter: I’m here at the laboratory so we can get to bottom of how it all started. to Dr. Janiz Dr. Janiz, what can you tell us about this dangerous experiment that created this new epidemic?
Dr. Janiz: Well, we were trying to cure him but...things got out of hand.
As Dr. Janiz continues talking on TV, Human Korvo began to develop suspicions as he looks at the woman closely.
Human Terry: What's wrong, Korv?
Dr. Janiz: Then the explosion somehow….
Dr. Janiz sighs.
Dr. Janiz: We don’t who started it! But I’m afraid some of us might be experiencing something that is…
Then the talking turns into muffling as Human Korvo starts to notice the necklace on Janiz’s neck as he then sees it looks like the crystal on his robe.
Sonya: using her calculator Well, the math checks out.
Human Jesse: Another epidemic?! What kind of town is this?
Human Korvo: Odd.
Phoebe: Now Jesse, there are some epidemics that have happened throughout history! Just like the Chinese flu-spreading epidemic back into the beginning of the 2020’s!
Human Jesse: So the Chinese started COVID?!
Human Yumyulack: Um…
Human Terry: Yep. This town is as fucked up as we are!
Human Terry notices Human Korvo staring at Dr. Janiz on the TV.
Human Terry: Honey, is everything okay?
Human Korvo however says nothing, which made Human Terry concern as he begin to feel a connection towards the locket on Dr. Janiz’s neck.
Human Korvo: Dr. Janiz looks...familiar.
Suddenly, Sonya sees something on tv that made her scream.
Human Korvo: Huh? What is it Sonya? What’s wrong?!
Sonya stammers and points at the TV.
Sonya: M-m-m-Monster!
Human Solars: Wait, what?!
The family then sees a scientist screaming in pain as he turns into hulking rock reptile monster as he roars. Sure enough, that man is seen turning into a monster.
Dr. Janiz: Holy shit!
Everyone starts running for their as more victims start turning into monsters as Dr. Janiz turns her attention towards the camera to warn everyone.
Dr. Janiz: Oh my God. Everyone in town, this a huge problem we must deal with! Everyone, please. Stay inside! Lock your doors! Don’t get infected! This a huge epidemic that is totally different! I repeat! Stay away from any monster inefected!
As Dr. Janiz runs off for safety, the camera drops and the scene goes static as the family becomes terrified.
Sonya: Oh God.
The family look each other nervously as they ran out of the house on the porch as they see people turn into monsters causing a rampage while scientists shoot cures at them.
Human Yumyulack: Shit!
Human Terry: Oh my God. What has happened to these people?
Human Korvo: I don’t know but we gotta head back inside
Human Jesse: But why?
A mutant tiger appears as it roars at the family
Human Korvo: That’s fucking why!
The family heads inside while screaming. Then, Phoebe locks the door.
Sonya: What? The hell? What that?
Human Yumyulack: A man tiger! That’s what!
The family look outside of the window as more monsters appear.
Human Terry: What’s the fuck is happening?!
Phoebe: Holy fuck. How long is this gonna go on?
Human Jesse: I don’t know but what’s the worst that can happen?
Human Terry: L-look! Don’t worry guys. Let’s just stay calm and maybe this whole is gonna end today or the next and it will all be over soon!
Human Yumyulack: panicking IT’S AN EPIDEMIC!
Three months later….
Human Korvo: deadpan And… it’s still fucking going…
Everyone looks at Human Terry with angry looks
Human Terry: nervous laughing
A monster tries to break free the window as Sonya and Human Jesse screams. But, luckily Human Korvo puts a needle into it.
Human Korvo: Look, if we all just stay calm-
Human Jesse: Hey yeah. Let’s look back to what Terry said. Maybe we stay positive, we might-
Human Terry kicks the wall in anger.
Human Terry: Aw man aw man aw man! FUCK WHAT I SAID! WE’RE ALL REALLY GONNA FUCKING DIE! HOLY SHIT-
Human Korvo runs up to Human Terry and tries to calm him down.
Human Korvo: Terry easy, just calm down!
Human Terry: DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME!
Human Korvo then slaps Human Terry as he sighs.
Human Korvo: Oh Terry, don’t tell me you’re still upset the epidemic started on our wedding anniversary three months ago…
Human Terry then grows sadden as he breaks down in tears and starts crying.
Human Korvo: Darling?
Human Terry starts sobbing
Human Korvo: Oh honey…
Phoebe: Terry…
Human Terry: tearfully I’m sorry this fucked up our anniversary! sobs as tears fall done his eyes
Human Korvo: Oh Terry.
Human Terry: tearfully I am so sorry. I just wanted us to celebrate the most special day of our lives. None of this would’ve happened if I just let you go to work. Now there is an epidemic, and our whole lives are in danger and it’s all my fault.
Human Korvo hugs Human Terry as he comforts his husband.
Human Korvo: Ssh…
Human Terry: I’m so sorry babe. I never meant for any of this to happen.
Human Korvo smiles.
Human Korvo: Oh Terry. I know. I know you wanted our anniversary to be special, and I’m sorry this goddamn epidemic fucked it up. But don’t worry, at least you’re here with me along with Phoebe and the kids.
Human Terry: B-But everything’s ruined…
Human Korvo: I know it was. But, Terry, me being there with you when the epidemic happen already made it special. All I wanted to do is celebrate this with my husband, which already happened before this came. Terry, I don’t care if everything’s ruined. I am just happy to be here with you. I don’t know what this whole thing is gonna bring. But, as long as I am here with you. I know we’ll be okay.
Human Terry: Oh Korvo…
The two husbands kiss while the kids hug their dads while crying.
Sonya: tearfully Oh daddies…
Human Yumyulack: tearfully We’re scared…
Human Jesse: tearfully What’s gonna happen to us guys! What if we get infected and become monsters too?
Human Korvo: I won’t let that happen. I promised.
Human Terry: Shhh… it’s just okay kids… your daddies are here… shhh…
Phoebe: It’s okay.
Phoebe joins in on comforting the kids as Human Korvo and Human Terry looks at the kids wit reassurance as they touch each of their faces soothingly.
Human Terry: You’re alright…
Human Korvo: wipes away the tears from Yumyulack and Sonya’s faces It’ll be okay…
Meanwhile, at the lab, Joan is busy putting the finishing touches on the lab while Human Korvo arrives.
Human Korvo: Um, what are you doing?
Joan: Just fixing the lab.
Human Korvo then sees a huge tube connected to a bunch of bubbling chemicals as he grows concern about this.
Human Korvo: What…is that?
Mark Baine: The nutrient bath! It’s our biggest experiment yet
Human Korvo: Huh. Nice. But uh, why is it called-
Joan: It’s called that because it can help separate a victim from his/her own beast. We are planning to use it in Scott. So we can cure him
Cheery then runs in.
Cheery: Bad news! Scott broke out again!
Human Korvo and Joan: What?!
Joan: Oh no! Quick Doc! Go find him!
Doc. Green: On it!
As Doc Green runs off, Human Korvo then looks at the blue prints and began to grow concern.
Human Korvo: Look, Mark. Are you sure this is safe?
Mark: Oh please. This is the only way we can stop this. What are you are you so worried about?
Joan: Yeah. Are you feeling okay?
Human Korvo: I don't know. With epidemic going on, it's just...
Joan: I know. But we believe this is the only way we can stop this.
Human Korvo: I hope you're right.
Mark: Yeah. Besides, don’t tell me this huge tank can make one big wound. There is nothing to worry about. If you love your family, then maybe this is best for them.
Human Korvo sighs. As soon as Joan and Mark leave, Cheery puts a hand on Human Korvo while giving him a reassurance smile. Then, the scene fades to school, where Human Jesse is eating her lunch. Suddenly the Stacies show up.
Sonya: Man. Even school became a dangerous place to go to ever since the epidemic
Stacy H.: Oh my Lard. Look what we have here. The two weirdo Opposites Sisters!
Stacy F: You freaks don't belong here.
Sonya: Uh, yes we do.
Stacy K.: Whateves. Your daddy should’ve been at the freaky lab then this stupid epidemic would’ve started.
Human Jesse: What do you mean?
Stacy H: Um. Hello your father just ditch his work day on the epidemic just to celebrate a silly hoedown with your other lazy dumbass father
Human Jesse growls.
Human Jesse: C'mon, Sonya. We're going somewhere else to eat.
Stacy F: Good luck sitting with this runt. throws a used crumpled napkin at Sonya
Human Jesse: catches it before it hits Sonya in the face Say that again about my sister, and you're gonna regret it. throws the napkin back at Stacy H’s face
Stacy K gets angry.
Stacy K: grabs Jesse Get it straight Opposites! You’re a freak! And you always will be a freak! drops Human Jesse
The Stacies left while laughing while Sonya helps pick Human Jesse up.
Sonya: You okay?
Human Jesse: Yeah…
Human Yumyulack came by and sees his sister beginning to cry while Mark sees them.
Mark: What's going on?
Human Yumyulack: Aw man, I think the Stacies insulted Jesse and Sonya again.
Human Yumyulack runs to comfort Human Jesse who is sobbing.
Human Yumyulack: Oh sis. What did the say to you?
Sonya: hugs Human Jesse Aw, don’t listen to them Jesse. They’re just being jerks.
Human Jesse: tearfully But we're freaks. Stacy K said.
Human Yumyulack: Hey. Don’t listen to them. Okay, we are not freaks. We’re a brunch of brave little weirdos who live with two dads. Remember what Korvo said, “our weirdness is what makes us strong”!
Human Jesse: Yeah. I guess that's true. But what about the Stacies.
Sonya: The Stacies are just total skanks. Screw them. Don’t let it get to your head
Human Jesse: I need to go to the bathroom...
Sonya holds Human Jesse’s hand as Miss Frankie came and looks at them sadly as she feels sorry for Human Jesse.
Sonya: Come on sis. Let’s go…
Later, Human Jesse is crying in a bathroom stall.
Sonya: Oh sis… I am so sorry. You didn’t deserve to be treated like that…
Human Jesse: I'll never be pretty...
Sonya: Aw you’re still pretty to me. Not the Stacies. They’re just a trio of whores…
Human Jesse: I know…
Then the scene cuts to Principal Cooke, who is just writing something until he heard something banging on the walls that shook his office
Principal Cooke: What the fuck?
He then sees huge monster hand appearing through the hole as he screams. Principal Cooke frantically tries to call the police but then, Hulk Scott comes in and roars while Principal Cooke frantically search for his gun, which is the one the army gave him.
Principal Cooke: Shit shit shit!
Hulk Scott heads towards Principal Cooke.
Principal Cooke: Come on come on come on! Oh fuck! Come on!
Principal Cooke finds the gun.
Principal Cooke: Okay! Now to- guns breaks apart Aw come on!
Then, Doc. Green came and prepares to use a tranquilizer gun at Hulk Scott.
Doc. Green: Stay back! Hold still Scott!
Doc. Green shoots Hulk Scott with the tranquilizer.
Principal Cooke: Who are you?
Doc. Green: A friend of Korey’s. Come with me.
Principal Cooke: Okay?
Principal Cooke looks unsure. Then, it cuts to Doc. Green and the army arriving while SWAT spies disguise as soldiers watch.
Swat Agent: talking to walkie talkie Okay Agent Bronze. We’re keeping a close eye on them.
Agent Bronze: On it.
Later, the scientist put Hulk Scott in the tube
Human Korvo: Thank God you found him.
Doc. Green: No problem. Okay people, stand by.
Joan began to press a button.
Joan: Here goes nothing.
The tube activates. Green foaming water flows through the tube as it covers Scott’s body. As it starts flowing, Human Korvo receives a reminder notification on his phone, which made him terrified.
Human Korvo: I have to leave.
Joan: What? But we were just about finish.
Human Korvo: I’m sorry but, you see everyday on May 1st, I have this condition-
Suddenly, he sees an agent using a crossbow aiming at the tube.
Doc. Green: What are you doing?!
Human Korvo: EVERYONE DUCK!
The crossbow fires and hits the tube. An explosion occurs as the scientist duck, while Human Korvo runs out as suddenly, glowing aquamarine spots appear on his forehead. Then, suddenly the beam where Principal Cooke is standing on top of, breaks and Principal Cooke falls in the tube screaming.
Human Korvo: COOKE!
Principal Cooke: heads to the surface while struggling to swim up HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME!
Human Korvo: Shit!
Suddenly, with some kind of inhuman strength, Human Korvo lifts the tube as it reveals an unconscious Principal Cooke and Scott, who is now separated by his Hulk form.
Human Korvo: No! Cooke!
Suddenly, something big and wet emerges, it and it is revealed to be some kind of were-hedgehog, or as people would say, a werehog.
Doc. Green: What the fuck is that thing?
The werehog awakens and roars as it attacks some of the scientists and rushes through the wall as it runs off. Suddenly, Human Korvo sees something monstrous in his eyes in an aquamarine background, as soon as it fades away, Human Korvo screams in pain as he starts breathing in and out. After catching his breath, Human Korvo looks at an unconscious Cooke and Scott and puts them on medical beds as he runs off. Human Korvo heads home on his bike.
Joan: Korey! Wait! Where are you going?
Human Korvo: Don't worry about it. I'll see you tomorrow.
Human Korvo drives off his wipes some tears in his eyes as suddenly, glowing aquamarine spots appear on his forehead. A few minutes later, Human Korvo made it the lab where uses a machine that created some sort of aquamarine pills in a tube. He puts a pill in his mouth and drinks it with water as the glowing spots disappear. Human Korvo then breaks down in tears.
Human Korvo: tearfully Can't get stressed. Can't get stressed.
Then, Korvo turns back into his Shlorpian form as he starts weeping. Then, Terry comes in and gasp upon seeing his husband crying.
Terry: Korvo? What's wrong, baby?
Korvo looks at Terry tearfully as he runs into Terry’s arms and cries into Terry’s chest.
Korvo: tearfully You won't believe the day I had at work.
Terry: Hey hey. It’s okay… what happened?
Korvo: tearfully It’s Cooke. He’s hurt. He went into the nutrient bath! He’s in a concussion along with Scott.
Terry: Oh no. That's terrible.
Korvo: weeping He got hurt Terry. And a monster was created. A werehog! He’s out there. And I-I just ran away, because of a condition I have when I was just Replicant….
Terry: Wait what? What condition?
Korvo shows Terry a glowing mark on his thin skin as he keeps weeping which made Terry concern.
Korvo: Every year my family has been blessed with something unimaginable. Something that has to be controlled or, it will cause you to lose yourself. But, I’m afraid I’m not ready to tell you…
Terry: Why honey?
Korvo: Because it's dangerous! You wouldn't love me if I told you!
Terry: gasp What? Is that what you’re afraid of? Oh Korvy…
Korvo starts weeping again.
Terry: Oh baby shh shh…
Korvo: weeping Terry, please don't leave me.
As Korvo continues crying, Terry starts whistling the song, “Beautiful” from Zac Nelson as he continues to soothe his beloved husband. Korvo then leans towards Terry’s shoulder as he smiles and feels his husband’s love. Korvo then falls asleep in Terry's arms.
Terry: Don’t worry, I don’t care what kind of condition it is. I won’t leave you Korvy. kiss Korvo on the forehead
Korvo snores peacefully. Meanwhile, Martian came by and see the chemicals as he grins evilly.
Martin: Looks like it’s time now.
Martin manage to absorbs the chemicals with the needle and injects it in him as he grins evilly and his eyes starts glowing.
Martin: heads becomes a martain’s head as he starts growing bigger and muscular and his skin turns green Oh yyyyeeeeeesssss! I feeeeeeeeellllll gooooooooooddddd!
Martin, now a hulking martian alien, laughs evilly as he heads towards town. Later, when the kids arrived home, they see Martian and went out to see what is happening on top of a building with Martian on it.
Human Yumyulack: looking up Holy geez. Who is that guy?
Cheery came and gasp.
Human Jesse: What is that?!
Cheery: No...
Sonya: Who is that guy?
Human Yumyulack: I don't know but we gotta head inside!
Martian: Citizens of Earth-4! I am Martian! I was a former scientist, who ended up being neglected and left on the shadows thanks to a local scientist named Korey Opposites! Well, those who ignore me are gonna pay! For I have become a new breed of monster! The Martian!
Martian laughs evilly as the people stood in horror.
To be continued…
Special thanks to @avaveevo for help
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Sneak Peak to Solar Opposites in Mighty Solars Issue #20 Cheer Up Jesse
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Jesse collapses on her bed cries into her pillow as Yumyulack runs up to her and started to feel sorry for his sister. He rubs her back softly back and forth with his hand as comfort thing to do for Jesse. Phoebe comes in the kids’ room and gasp in shock as she sees Jesse crying. Korvo and Terry, who is carrying Pupa came up the stairs after hearing about what happened at school.
Yumyulack: Oh sis, I am so sorry about all this. Our adults and I had no idea about all this.
Phoebe: comes towards the Replicants Aw Jesse, sweetie, are you okay?
Terry: What’s wrong Jessebear? Did something terrible happened at school today?
Jesse: sniffles I didn’t what was going on with these nine girls but it turns Morlak manipulated those girls into thinking I’m a fungus spewing pink monster! cries back into her pillow
Korvo, Terry, Yumyulack, Pupa and Phoebe gasp in horror as Terry dropped his coca-cola can as it spills soda on the floor.
Korvo: What?!
Terry: Ugh! That bitch! How dare they manipulated our little lady!
Yumyulack: Morlak?! How could she?!
Pupa: Oh no. Jesse.
Phoebe: Those motherfuckers! kicks a lamp If they make one more insult on Jesse, clench her fist furiously I swear to God.
Korvo: We can worry about it later. Right now, to Jesse you have to tell us what’s wrong Jesse.
Terry: Yeah, what’s the matter sweetie? You’ve been depressed ever since Morlak attacked Earth-4. You gotta tell us what the fuck’s wrong with you sweetie.
Yumyulack: Yeah, we’re family. You have to tell us.
Pupa hugs Jesse in worry as Phoebe puts her hand on Jesse’s shoulders in a concern manner. Jesse sighs and gives in.
Jesse: Fine. I’ll tell you guys. It all happen when those nine princesses ran away. Cuts to the flashback of issue #19; voiceover They didn't really get too far, they only made it as far as the alley way. But then they started hearing voices stating everything in their lives meant nothing and everyone would abandon them. They were so scared, they didn't know what was going on, but then some vortex opened up and pulled them in. After that, they blacked out, they didn't wake up for a quite a while, but they must've gotten petrified or something because they couldn't say anything or move. When they were eventually able to move again, the girls found ourselves back at an abandoned Castle. Sadly, that's when Morlak show up. They tried to stop her from starting whatever her plan was, but she use the illusion spell on them before we had the chance and lied to them that I was a total pit of control monster and that I would completely destroy them and Earth-4 and that everyone didn't truly care about them. They tried to resist her, but it was no use. She was too strong for them to resist. Their memories after that are a bit of a blur. But from what you recalled, that bitch used fake memories of me with fungus powers to scaring them into giving into her control. And once she told them to give into the darkness within their hearts, they did so without a second thought. When they returned to normal and then two weeks later, when they told Monica what they had become and how, I felt awful. Marlok was making me look like a monster and they were used as weapons to fucking murder us and destroy the entire planet.
The flashback ends as Jesse sighs and lies down as tears stream down her face. Terry places his left hand on Jesse’s head as he soothes it with his fatherly love for his daughter while Korvo sat down sadly, Yumyulack and the Pupa gently pats Pupa and Phoebe continues to look at Jesse in concern
Jesse: I just don’t know how I’m going to live with this... What am I going to do now?! sighs Everywhere I go, I just feel weak….
Korvo, Terry, Yumyulack and Phoebe: WHAT?!
Pupa: gasp in shock
Yumyulack: Weak? Jesse have you lost your mind?!
Korvo: How dare you call yourself weak?!
Terry: Yeah honey. That’s not true.
Phoebe: I can’t believe you would say that about yourself. Why would you think about yourself as that?!
Jesse: in a depressed tone Because I… I always feel like I am a weak person all the time. Throughout our lives. I’m just a kid. I just don’t have the right stuff. I’m not even a superhero. I’m not as strong as Terry, or smart as Korvo, or brave like Yumyulack. How am I supposed to be a brave teenager, help people, stand up to the Stacies, tears burst from her eyes if I can’t even feel courage inside of me?
Jesse tearfully fell on her haunches as tears fell from her eyes, leaving the rest of the Solar Opposites staring at Jesse in sadness, concern and disbelief, this was worse than they thought. She were doubting everything she knew. For Korvo and Terry, it was the aftermath of the Knothole Aftermath incident all over again. But now, Jesse is the one that has even worse emotional trauma than Yumyulack had before, and the fact she has been plagued by nightmares didn't help with her depression at all.
Jesse: tearfully All this time, I thought I could do those things, but I was wrong.
Jesse continues to cry as the family pulls Jesse into a comforting embrace.
Korvo: Don’t be silly Jesse. That’s not true.
Phoebe: If anyone can do it, it’s you.
Jesse: sniffles But, how do you know?
Yumyulack: Are you kidding?! Look what you did for the past years.
Terry: Fight a bunch of zombie teenagers with your family like a teenage badass!
Yumyulack: Save me from a giant dick and saved Korvo and Terry before they were about to be devoured from napadoodles!
Korvo: Did an amazing job at the pronunciation bee!
Phoebe: Defeated an evil Deenosaur!
Korvo: Even a white goobler and how you set me straight with how much you wanted to me to treat you.
Terry: hugs Jesse You’ve grown up so much Jesse. You’re not my little girl anymore, but you always will be in my eyes. You can do this.
Phoebe: Just don't feel too down, I know your well-being and feelings aren't in the best shapes right now, but we'll always stay by your side and support you no matter what happens.
Yumyulack: Yeah, if you ever feel down, just remember that you've got us, because we’ll always have your backs.
Korvo: And no matter where you go, or what you’re doing, we’ll be with you the whole way, points at Jesse’s heart right here.
Jesse: sniffles Oh, thanks guys. I can always count on all of you. Come here.
The Solar Opposites and Phoebe gets into a group hug as Jesse finally cheers up.
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Korvo Deciding to Transform into his Super Shlorpian Form for the First Time in front of his Kids
After Korvo finally had enough of Martian
Korvo: takes his robe off Kids, stand back! Papa wolf wants a piece of this action! gives robe to Yumyulack
Yumyulack: Korvo, what the heck are you even talking about-
Then, Korvo’s eyes starts glowing aquamarine as his skin becomes black, he grows bigger and muscular as his clothes rip apart
Korvo: clothes starts ripping as he grows bigger and stronger; voice deepens Ooooohh yyyyyyeeeeeesss! I feel gooooooooodddd!
Then, his wings pop out, his horns pop out and his teeth becomes monstrous. Super Shlorpian Korvo roars as his kids grow shock by this moment. Terry even blushes at his husband as he sighs lovingly.
Sonya: K-Korvo?
Yumyulack: What the fuck?! My adult is a giant monster?!
Jesse: Whoa! Korvo, you’re so buff!
Pupa: gasp
Phoebe MacCarthy: Go kick his ass, Korv! The kids, Terry and I will take care of what’s happening out there!
Super Shlorpian Korvo nods at Phoebe with a smirk as he gets ready to fight Martian.
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Sneak Peek to Solar Opposites in Mighty Solars Issue #5:“Alien’s Night Out”
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Qausarblast sneaks back into his room, where he quietly put the tickets to the block party on his bedside table. Then, Qausarblast turns back into Korvo as he looks down on a sleeping Terry and smiled.
Korvo: singsongy voice Oh Terry.
Terry: Mmm. What?
Korvo: singsongy voice Guess what?
Terry: What?!
Korvo: I got us tickets to that new block party that is happening tomorrow night!
Terry gasp in shock and grins happily at the tickets.
Terry: Aw Korvy! That is so sweet! But what if there’s a bad guy in the city?
Korvo: I’m sure the bad guys are just laying off. Besides, you and I never had a night out ever since I became Qausarblast. So, I decided to make it up for you.
Terry: smitten I knew you were gonna say that.
Korvo: Glad I did.
Terry and Korvo kiss and proceeds to make out on their bed when Phoebe came in.
Phoebe: Hey guys. sees the two alien husbands making out Aaah!
Terry and Korvo: What?!
Phoebe: Sorry if I was intruding on your love thing. What’s going on?
Korvo: Oh we’re just going on a night out. It’s at a block party near the city. So, we need you to watch the kids.
Phoebe: You got it! I can take them to a movie or something. Just to entertain these sweet little rascals.
In the background, the kids are seen having a playful pillow fight.
Korvo: That’s good. Well let you know when we’re leaving later tonight.
Phoebe: Okay. You two go back to what you’re doing?
After Phoebe leaves and closes and lock the door so the kids won’t get in, Terry and Korvo smile at each other and proceeds to have sex as they French kiss.
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Sneak Peak to Solar Opposites in: Mighty Solars Issue #1: “A Mighty Solar”
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Korvo approaches Terry down the wedding hall as he smiles at his beloved Terry. Phoebe smiles at the two aliens as Jesse started to shed a few tears.
Pastor Philip: Do you, Terry Wearspreada, promise to love Korvo, to honor and keep him safe in sickness and in all health, for as long as you both shall live?
Terry: I do.
Pastor Philip: And do you Korvo? Take Terry as your loving husband? To keep him safe in sickness and in health?
Korvo: I do. softly nuzzles Terry’s forehead with his Terry, on this day, there is never anyway I would say. I promise, no matter what happens, I won’t let anyone or anything come in our way.
Terry: And Korvy, I vow to let anyone or anything harm you too. Because, you’re my man and always will be.
Pastor Philip: And by the power invested in God, I now pronounce you husband and husband. You may now kiss the groom.
Terry and Korvo kiss as the wedding bells chime. Phoebe smiles in tears of joy at her friends’ happiness, Jesse smiles, Yumyulack just gagged and the Pupa started crying in happiness. Korvo and Terry then dance away as the sunsets. Music in this scene:
Five months later…
Korvo and Terry were sleeping in their bed as Korvo opens his eyes softly and smiles at Terry, who is still asleep. Korvo kisses Terry on the forehead. Suddenly, a crash is heard. Terry whines.
Korvo: quietly Don’t worry darling, I’ll be right back.
Korvo heads up to his lab. He searches up the crash and finds out it is a meteorite. That belongs to a dark lord from space.
Korvo: What the heck is a meteorite doing here on Earth-4? Better warn everyone tomorrow morning.
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Solar Opposites, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Korvo/Terry (Solar Opposites), Korvo & Yumyulack (Solar Opposites) Characters: Korvo (Solar Opposites), Terry (Solar Opposites), Jesse (Solar Opposites), Yumyulack (Solar Opposites), Pupa (Solar Opposites), Phoebe MacCarthy, Monica Miller, Original Dungeons & Dragons Character(s), Vanbo (Solar Opposites), Original Characters, Original Trans Character(s), Aisha (Solar Opposites) Additional Tags: Characters Play Dungeons & Dragons, Inspired by Ready Player One, Korvo being a drama queen, Terry not caring, Action, Adventures, awesomeness, Dungeons & Dragons Character Backstory, any form of dungeons and dragons, Yumyulacks having fun, Solar Opposites Alternate Universe, AU, Alternate Universe, Fantasy, Sci-Fi Summary:
When Yumyulack show an interest in Dungeons and Dragons, Korvo do whatever it take to win his son back. Even if it make the Dungeons and Dragons quest a little more realistic and awesome, dragging the whole family and friend with him.
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Solar Opposites in Mighty Solars Issue #4: “Fighting for Family” Ch. 1
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On a Misty midnight, Chester Basil and his mafia crew were busy counting money they mugged.
Chester Basil: This has been a long time coming, fellas. Three years on the plates alone, but I think you'll find the product was worth the wait. Go ahead. filtered Take a good look, boys...
Goon #1: Sheesh, Mr. Basil, I can't warn the difference.
Goon #2: I can’t either!
Chester Basil: You'd need one of them neutron microscopes, mate. It's identical down to Ben Franklin's stubble.
Basil plucks it from the goon's hand. As he steps over to the suitcase and places the bill back with the stacks of other bills.
Chester Basil: I want it laundered through the casino at a half mil a week. Three-quarter mil by March. Anybody has a problem with that?
Mob Members: Oh no. Not at all
Then suddenly, Quasarblast breaks through the window as the mob gasp.
Mob: Hey! What? It’s Quasarblast!
Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblast: It’s over, Mr. Basil.
Chester Basil: Oh shit! I’m getting out of here! Man, attack!
No sooner does the first two goons have their pistols out then Quasarblast turns invisible and kicks the guards’ ass as they cry out in pain.
Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblast: You’re gonna have to try a little harder than that!
Another goon takes a swipe at him from the side. Quasarblast turns invisible to fool the goon and then turns visible again decks the goon with a left. Another from behind, Quasarblast brings up his elbow to the fellow's jaw. A third goon literally jumps on his back.
Goon #3: battle cry
Quasarblast flips him over into Goon #1, who has retrieved his gun and is about to fire just as Goon #3 comes smashing in. The gun goes off harmlessly as they demolish a glass display of bric-a-brac on Basil as the fighting continues off-screen, he sweeps up the briefcase and bolts out the door. But then, Quasarblast sees him trying to escape and turns invisible again.
Chester Basil: the suitcase is snatched out of his hand and it starts floating suddenly What the fuck is this witchcraft?!
And then, Quasarblast knocks out Basil and then turns visible again as he ties up Basil and his goons and turns him to the police.
Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblast: You just met the wrath of Quasarblast!
Police Officer: Thank you Quasarblast! You done it again!
Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblast: No problem and oh hey! Meet you at the ceremony tonight!
Police Officer: Sure be there!
Quasarblast winks and flies off.
Later…
Quasarblast made it home and head inside without anyone looking as he turns back into Korvo Solar-Opposites, then he sees Terry and turns invisible. He then surprise Terry with an invisible kiss as the two husbands moan and Korvo turns visible again while they blush lovingly. Terry laughs.
Terry Solar-Opposites: So, how is my favorite superhero?
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Doing fine my sweet Shlorpian.
The two husbands kiss again. Then, Yumyulack and Jesse then started playing Quasarblast with Jesse wearing a mask that look like Quasarblast’s mask and Yumyulack playing as a super villain.
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Die motherfucker! Die!
Jesse Solar-Opposites: pretends to turn invisible Boom! I’m invisible!
Phoebe MacCarthy: offscreen Kids, you damn better not be wrestling!
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Uh, no we’re not!
Jesse Solar-Opposites: We’re being careful!
Then, an alarm goes off on Korvo’s phone as he smirks and turns back into Quasarblast.
Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblast: Duty calls!
Korvo, now Quasarblast, flies off and made it to the ceremony, which is happening live on camera. The audience cheer for him as he prepare to make his speech.
Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblasr: Good evening citizens. It’s so nice to see you all on this day.
Reporter: And it’s so great to see you too. So, tell us. How does it feel to be accomplished?
Quasarblast grows confused.
Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblast: Uh what do you mean?
Reporter: I mean during those time you fought more bad guys, you’ve been pulling amazing stunts. Have you done it all by yourself?
Quasarblast then realizes his whole family is watching, who are confused. Then, Quasarblast looks down and realizes he must do the right thing. Quasarblast laughs nervously.
Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblast: Actually, I can’t take credit. My family helped me.
The crowd’s gasp in shock, but then grows touched as they feel their heart’s warming up and truly understand what he meant.
Crowd: Aaaw.
Meanwhile at the Solars’ house…
Terry Solar-Opposites: Aaw. Korvy. That’s so sweet.
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: I guess he wanted us to have credit too.
Yumyulack sniffs and Jesse teases him.
Jesse Solar-Opposites: I saw that tough guy.
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: laughs nervously Nuh uh! You’re crying! wipes a tear nervously
Phoebe MacCarthy: terrified Oh shit, he shouldn’t have said that.
Terry looks confused.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Why?!
Phoebe MacCarthy: Because, now people think there are more Mighty Solars out there! They think Quasarblast has a family of other alien heroes!
Terry gasps.
Pupa Solar-Opposites: Oh no!
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites and Jesse Solar-Opposites: Oh shit!
Back at the ceremony…
Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblast: It’s true. My husband, three kids and nanny helps me out whenever I need them. Because, they’re like my strength, without them I am nothing. Because, I love them all unconditionally.
Quasarblast is trying hard not to panic.
Person #1: No way! You just got here and your family are supers too? Where are they?
Quasarblast gets nervous.
Korvo Solar-Opposites/Quasarblast: Oh uh, they’re not ready to come out yet. They just got their powers and are uh waiting for the right time…?
People: Oooooh. Why didn’t you say so? Yeah.
Person #2: Sounds good enough to me!
Reporter: Well there you have it folks? They are more Mighty Solars out there? And if they are, who are they?
Quasarblast leaves and groans in frustration.
Later at home…
Korvo is sitting on the couch remorsful while Phoebe, Yumyulack, Jesse and Pupa sit down next to him in concern.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Why did I say that?!
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Aw cheer up Korvo. I think what you did was brave. At least no one found out about your identity.
Jesse Solar-Opposites: Thanks for giving us credit Korvo. That was really sweet.
Korvo sighs.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: I know, but everyone believes that Quasarblast has a family that are heroes.
Jesse looks concerned.
Phoebe MacCarthy: But they don’t know about your identity. That’s all that matters. I think you did the right thing by giving us credit. That was one of the honorable things a superhero will do
Jesse Solar-Opposites: Besides, we may not be superheroes. But, I’m sure one day, we’ll have our own powers and fight right beside one day.
Korvo smiles.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Thanks guys.
Jesse Solar-Opposites: Come here you big lug.
The family then gets in a group hug when suddenly…
Terry Solar-Opposites: offscreen Oh, we’re having a group hug?! Me next! Me next!
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Alright, Terry you can join on the- cries out in shock
Yumyulack gasps.
Pupa Solar-Opposites: Terry?
Terry Solar-Opposites: What?
Jesse Solar-Opposites: Jesus Jessica Parker!
Phoebe MacCarthy: Oh… my… God…
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Terry, don’t freak out but-
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: YOU’RE A FUCKING HUMAN!
Suddenly, a human’s hands was shown as Terry’s gasp was heard. Then, the camera shifts towards a mirror where it shows reflection of Terry, now a human. Terry screams.
Human Terry Solar-Opposites: Oh my God… I look amazing! The Solars got confused Wow. You gotta touch these ears! I can’t believe I got a nose, and a hair, and dick and a shlong!
Korvo covers his mouth in shock.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh… my poor darling… what has happened to you? It’s my fault! starts crying I shouldn’t known! I-I-
Human Terry Solar-Opposites: Hey hey. Why the tears, boo?
Korvo Solar-Opposites: I am so sorry Terry. If I hadn’t been so distracted as Quasarblast and stood up for you and-
Human Terry kisses Korvo.
Human Terry Solar-Opposites: hugs Korvo Shh… it’s okay sweetie… it’s okay…
Pupa Solar-Opposites: Yay!
Jesse Solar-Opposites: I can’t believe my daddy is a human! This is so cool!
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Holy shit! Do you have a butthole?!
Korvo Solar-Opposites: NO! IT’S NOT COOL! THIS IS A SERIOUS SITUATION! IT’S NOT LIKE HE CAN JUST TURN BACK INTO A SHLORPIAN!
Suddenly, Terry did turn back to his normal Shlorpian self, much to the other’s shock and surprise.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Whuh? How?
Terry Solar-Opposites: I dunno. It’s just a cool trick I learned.
Korvo then gets out a scanning device and goes surprised.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Holy shit. I think this is a natural Shlorpian reaction on being on the planet for too long. The form must’ve taken up a unique shape shifting ability on what planet they have been on.
Pupa gasps.
Jesse Solar-Opposites: No way. I have no idea we can do that.
Terry Solar-Opposites: Well, that’s what I get for succumbing to the temptish. Wait, does the Pupa have one?
The Pupa starts straining much to Korvo’s discomfort.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh my goodness! Pupa, are you okay?
Suddenly, the Pupa started floating and glowing as he screams a little and turns into a human. The Solars gasp because as they open their eyes, the Pupa has turn into a human toddler girl.
Phoebe MacCarthy: Aaaw. That’s so adorable!
Korvo faints. Then, he wakes up upon seeing Human Pupa looking at his reflection.
Human Pupa Solar-Opposites: Pigtails!
Yumyulack Solar Opposites: Why is the Pupa’s form a girl?
Jesse Solar-Opposites: D’aw, it’s so cute!
Korvo Solar-Opposites: I don’t know. Wait. Does that mean I could have one?!
Jesse-Solar Opposites: uses the scanner Oh, you’ll have the ability to turn human in 16 days.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh, well what about you two?
Jesse then scans her body.
Jesse Solar-Opposites: Hooray! In five days! I can’t wait to see what mine looks like.
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: And me?
Phoebe MacCarthy: scans Yumyulack Oh, in 11 days.
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: God damn it!
Korvo sighs.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Well, I supposed this could work as new civilian identities. Because, with me as Quasarblast, I don’t think we should walk around Earth anymore as aliens. It’s the only way guys. I hope you’re not disappointed.
Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Are you nuts?! This is awesome!
Terry hugs Korvo.
Terry Solar-Opposistes: Korvy, whatever comes when the rest of you develop the ability of turning into humans, we’ll get through it. Together.
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh. Come here you.
The two husbands then embrace in a kiss while the kids, after Pupa turns back into his normal Pupa self, and Phoebe hugs them
Korvo Solar-Opposites: Besides, what’s the worst that can happen?
Special thanks to @avaveevo, @asikreading, @themagicwolf6677, @king-of-squishmallows and all of my watchers for their ideas and support.
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Solar Opposites: Unleashed Scene from “Growing Pains: Stephen is Back?!
Super Shlorpian Yumyulack sees a shining light in a big cave near the beach, and flies in there as he growls.
Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: roars
Super Shlorpian Korvo hears Super Shlorpian Yumyulack’s roars and gasp
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Yumyulack?!
Super Shlorpian Korvo cries out in papa wolf mode and flies in the cave. Then, the rest of the family arrived while Terry, Pupa and Jesse turns back into their Shlorpian forms and sees Super Shlorpian Korvo flying in
Terry: Hey look! It’s Korvo! That cave must be where Yumyulack is at
Jesse: Oh no! Yumyulack!
Mark: to himself Hang on babe, we’re coming…
Phoebe: Come on guys!
Meanwhile, in the cave, Super Shlorpian Yumyulack growls, but then notice saliva falling from the roof. He then sees hundreds of bat eyes starting down at him and it is revealed to be the missing people, now a bunch of bat mutant muscular monsters as the screech loudly. Super Shlorpian Yumyulack growls. Suddenly, a horn was heard blowing, as the bat mutants stand firm like soldiers. Then, Super Shlorpian Yumyulack looks up and it is revealed to be none other than… Stephen from the Wall? But now a bat king? Or better yet, a bat mutant monster man?
Bat King Mutant Stephen: deep voice Well well well, welcome to my humble abode…
Super Shlorpian Yumyulack growls. Then, Super Shlorpian Korvo flies but gasp and hides behind the rock quietly so no one can hear him. The rest of the family and Mark arrived in the cave but gasp upon seeing the bat mutants and hide successfully as well
Jesse: whispering Holy shit. A bat mutant king!
Bat King Mutant Stephen: I used to be the CEO of AT&T, next I was a farmer with a loyal little mouse. Then, I was king of the mosquitoes And now I am king of the bat mutants!
Mark: Oh god...
Terry: whispering Huh? What?
Jesse: whispering Oh my God? Is that a former Wallian?
Phoebe: Shh. Get down and stay low
Super Shlorpian Yumyulack snarls at Werebat Stephen.
Bat King Stephen: I have always have a connection with animals! Watch my screech screeches which made the bat people bow to him Now they all bow to me!
Sonya: Uh oh, I think that guy has lost his mind
Phoebe: How can you tell that’s a Wallian?
Jesse: whispering Because that bow he is wearing is the same pattern as my dress the Wallians used to wears
Terry is confused until looks at the now closely and gasp in realization.
Terry: Oh shit! You’re right! That’s same pattern from Nova’s old dress!
Phoebe: Oh fuck!
Super Shlorpian Yumyulack lets out a deafening roar.
Bat King Stephen: Ugh! What the fuck is wrong with you little… looks at Yumyulack’s face Wait a minute! I know you! You’re one of the alien brats that shrunk me and ruined my life!
Jesse: Oh shit! He knows!
Bat King Stephen: Bat men! Get him!
Two of the bath mutants grabs Super Shlorpian Yumyulack and traps him with two restraints as he roars. Super Shlorpian Yumyulack lets out another roar and starts crying. Super Shlorpian Korvo gasps.
Bat King Mutant Stephen: You and your sister ruined my life. I had the perfect life. Then I had perfect popsicle stick barn, and I had Molly. Your wall started a war that killed her. She was an innocent.
Super Shlorpian Yumyulack growls as tears well up in his eyes.
Jesse: Oh man. Yum looks so scared right now.
Sonya: We have to do something! He’s our brother!
Terry: I'll handle this.
Phoebe: pulls Terry down Wait, stay down Terry. We need to wait until it’s the right time!
Terry growls as his eyes glow orange. Jesse hugs Terry which helps calm him down as he takes a deep breath and grasp his hand and wait. Super Shlorpian Korvo looks at his son who is still crying and sighs.
Bat Mutant King Stephen: Oh and why I am doing this you ask Yumyulack? Because, it's the people I hate. What did we ever do to you? I sacrificed everything for a war, and for what? More suffering from you and your sister? People shrunk up by you?
Jesse: Hey. We stopped doing that!
Sonya: I know. You guys are innocent
Terry: Yeah
Bat King Mutant Stephen: Save your breath, it won't stop me from cleansing the upper levels for good. I was revived and brought back to life by a man named Mark Baine, but only afterwards I have to have live with Alpha Bat DNA that made into a bat monster. Did you know a that there was fifty viles of bat DNA underneath this lab. With this, I was able to build an mutant bat army, one I will unleash through the cave to bring balance back to the this fucked up world by killing at least half of every man and woman up there.
The others look dumbfounded by this while Cherie, Nova, Montez, Pezlie, Sherbet, Louise, Trevor and Stacy G arrived and hide behind the cave.
Terry: So basically you're ripping off Thanos, right?
Sonya: Is that guy ripping off Thanos?
Jesse: Yeah I agree and- gasp Terry get down!
Terry: whispering Oh shit sorry!
Bat King Mutant Stephen: And if you’re gonna say I’m ripping off Thanos, Nah-uh, because in Endgame, Thanos is using the infinity stones to snap everyone into dust.
Cherie: Stephen?
Nova: gasp No. It can’t be. He died two years ago.
Sherbet: sees Super Shlorpian Yumyulack What the? Yumyulack?
Super Shlorpian Yumyulack growls.
Stacy G: whispering Aw man. This is bullshit. That guy is ripping off Thanos!
Montez: Oh my God. It is Stephen! points to the bow Look!
Nova, Cherie and Sherbet gasp while Pezlie whimpers and then Ms. Perez and Mia arrived.
Mia: You guys find any- sees Stephen thing…
Super Shlorpian Yumyulack starts whimpering as Super Shlorpian Korvo starts seeing red.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: finally snapping ROOOOAAAAAARRRR!
Super Shlorpian Korvo flies over to Bat King Stephen as he growls at him for endangering his son
Bat King Stephen: Oh? You are...his father, correct?
Super Shlorpian Korvo punches Bat King Stephen in the face in papa wolf fury.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: GET AWAY FROM MY LITTLE SPROUT, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Bat King Stephen: How DARE YOU?! I will destroy you!
Suddenly, Super Shlorpian Korvo sees Terry growling with a grin on his face as his eyes starts glowing orange.
Terry: moaning Oh fuck yeah! We're doing this, baby!
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Terry? Guys? How did you-
Terry starts transforming. As Terry’s skin turns black and he starts growing bigger and muscular as his clothes and shoes rip apart into pieces, Super Shlorpian Korvo blushes.
Stacy G: Jesse are you… wait is that your dad?
Terry: voice deepening while finishing growing bigger and muscular as he flex his arms and clenched his fists Oh yeah! moaning Fuck, this feels goooood!
Cherie: Terry?
Pezlie: giggling
Nova: No way…
Sherbet: Wow! What’s happening to him? He’s huge!
Jesse: I told you he got big!
Sherbet: That big?
Terry rips his shirt off and roars. Then, he rips off the remains of his shorts as he fully becomes his Mundane form and bangs his chest. Super Shlorpian Korvo runs up to his husband and hugs him. Then, the two husbands kiss as the two stare lovingly at each other’s eyes and then looks back to Stephen while going Papa Wolf.
Mundane Terry: Stay away from our boy!
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Release Yumyulack at once!
Suddenly, Super Shlorpian Yumyulack gets scratched by a bat mutant, which causes him to finally snapped and roars as he knocks them out and flies off to the other part of the cave as Super Shlorpian Korvo and Mundane Terry gasp. So did the others.
Jesse, Sonya and Pupa: YUMYULACK!
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Solar Opposites: Unleashed Scene: Korvo and Janiz Reunite
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Super Shlorpian Korvo manages to escape the base with Terry still screaming. Then, Super Shlorpian Korvo lands as he puts Terry down. He kept being angry as he snarls at Terry.
Terry: Korvo. Hey, baby. You're okay.
Super Shlorpian Korvo roars while Phoebe, Cherry, Naomi, Principal Cooke and Miss Frankie arrives.
Phoebe: Korvo! Calm the fuck down, man!
Principal Cooke: Easy there buddy.
Cheery: It’s okay. Cooke is safe. You saved him! We’re out of the base now. It’s okay.
Naomi: How is this possible? How can he turn into that beast?
Super Shlorpian Korvo: It runs in my family...
Miss Frankie: Uh take it easy there buddy…
Terry: Korvo...
Super Shlorpian Korvo growls but then, Dr. Janiz approaches.
Janiz: Excuse me?
Super Shlorpian Korvo growls at the human woman as she tries to reach to him.
Terry: Who are you?
Cheery: Oh shit. Ma’am stay back! He’s out of control!
Dr. Janiz tries to reach out to Super Shlorpian Korvo as Terry grows nervous.
Terry: G-Get back, lady...
Phoebe: Uh, ma’am…
Super Shlorpian Korvo: GET AWAY FROM ME!
Principal Cooke: I don’t think this is such a good idea to-
Super Shlorpian Korvo grabs Dr. Janiz by her arm as he snarls. But then, he notices a locket with a crystal symbol that looks like the one on his robe.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Wait...are you...?
Super Shlorpian Korvo drops Dr. Janiz as she screams. Super Shlorpian Korvo then yanks the locket off of Janiz’s neck as he opens it and it shows a picture of a kid female Shlorpian and surprisingly, Korvo as an infant sproutling.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: How do you have this?!
Dr. Janiz: I had it when I was a teenager.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Why does it look like...me?
As Super Shlorpian Korvo looks at the tiny pic of him as an infant on the right side, he then looks Dr. Janiz, once he notice something about her eyes as he looks closely at her.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Wait. Are you...
Super Shlorpian Korvo turns Dr. Janiz and then sees a birthmark that he suddenly recognize.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Wait. Janiz?
Dr. Janiz: Hello little brother…
Super Shlorpian Korvo: JANIZ!
Terry: Wait, little brother?
Miss Frankie: You have a sister?! Since when?!
Principal Cooke: Wait, that human is his sister? What a plot fucked plot twist…
Super Shlorpian Korvo starts crying as Dr. Janiz embraces him and soothes and consoles him.
Dr. Janiz: It's okay, little bro. I'm here.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: I thought...I thought I lost you.
Dr. Janiz: I know… shhh…. It’s okay… your big sister’s here… shh…
Terry: Holy shit.
Phoebe: Wait? walks to Janiz You are… Korvo’s sister?
Dr. Janiz: Yep. That's correct.
Phoebe: But how? What happened?! How did you end a human?
Dr. Janiz explains everything.
Dr. Janiz: It was back on Shlorp… flashback shows replicant Janiz and replicant Korvo walking I was still an orphan with Korvo. We were on a trip. Until, a destruction happened!
Terry: You mean the asteroid that destroyed Shlorp?
An explosion appeared. Replicant Janiz takes Replicant Korvo to a safe place. She then sees an escape pod and hides in it.
Replicant Korvo: Sis?
Janiz: No. It was a disastrous meteor shower! Everyone was nearly perished that day. But at least some survived. But, when I hid an escape pod, the button hit and I was sent to Earth…
Replicant Korvo: Sis, where are you?!
The pod crash landed near a house. Replicant Janiz awakens and looks around the night sky. A couple came by and sees her.
Woman: Hello, little alien. Are you okay?
Replicant Janiz: My brother! Where is he?!
Man: Oh you poor thing… let’s take you inside so no one can see you…
Back to the present.
Dr. Janiz: So, I was taken in by a nice couple. They raised me secretly so no one can freak out. But the more I stayed on Earth… looks at her left hand the more I became a human…
Terry: Well, all we have to do is change you back!
Dr. Janiz: That’s the point. I can’t. I’ve been on Earth too long…
Super Shlorpian Korvo: I've been practicing something in my lab. It might help.
Super Shlorpian Korvo put his hands on Janiz’s as he gives her a reassuring smile.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: I can help.
Later, Super Shlorpian Korvo tries to turn back at the lab so he can help Janiz, but he is still feeling overwhelmed. So, Terry comes up to him.
Terry: calmly Hey… Calm down.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: I-I can’t… begins to cry I just can’t… I am feeling overwhelmed… a lot has happened and… and…
Terry: Ssh...it's okay. Just breathe for me.
Super Shlorpian Korvo takes a deep breath but then cries as Terry hugs him and holds him close to him while Dr. Janiz smiles.
Dr. Janiz: I'm glad you have someone like Terry, Korvo. I assume he's your evacuation partner?
Super Shlorpian Korvo: crying
Terry: Shhh…
Phoebe: Terry is more than that… he is actually Korvo’s husband… their wedding anniversary is when the epidemic started… but these two held onto each other’s love for years… even during the epidemic…
Janiz: WHAT?! There's no way you settle down, Korv! You're so lucky.
Terry: Uh? Janiz, probably is not a good time. Korvo is really overwhelmed and scared…
Super Shlorpian Korvo starts breathing in and out but then looks at himself in the mirror and feels beautiful.
Terry: See? There’s nothing to be afraid of honey… you’re still beautiful… I wish you could’ve just told me though…
Super Shlorpian Korvo: I'm sorry, Terry.
Terry: Hey… I know you are… Korvy, you’ll always be my husband… no matter what… Shlorpian or Super Shlorpian, you’re my husband and always will be… I love you Korvo…
Super Shlorpian Korvo: God...just shut up and kiss me already...
The two alien husbands then kiss, which help Korvo suddenly turn back to normal once the kids came in. But, they didn’t see it. The husbands then makeout.
Yumyulack: Korvo? Terry? Is everything okay?
Sonya: Aaaw, don’t tell me you guys are making out?
Dr. Janiz: sees the kids Huh?
Pupa: Yucky!
Jesse: Yep, they are.
Yumyulack, Jesse, Sonya and Pupa: Eeeeewww! Aw come on boo! Aw that is nasty! Eew! Gross! Yucky yucky!
Dr. Janiz: Um, who are these kids and why is there a human girl here?
Yumyulack: We should ask who are YOU?
Sonya: Um Korvo, who is this scientist lady?
Korvo: Oh, um, this is my sister Janiz.
Yumyulack: screaming voice What?!
Pupa: Sister?
Terry: Hey, calm down Yumyulack. It's not that bad.
Sonya: What?! You had a sister?
Jesse: gasp I have an aunt?! Yay!
Yumyulack: Oh god.
Dr. Janiz: Wait a minute, Terry, Korvo, who are these kids?
Korvo: Well...they're our kids.
Dr. Janiz: Wait? Your Kids?!
Terry: Yep!
Korvo: Janiz, meet your nieces and nephew, our son Yumyulack, our daughters Jesse and Sonya and our baby the Pupa!
Janiz: Oh my God.
Jesse: Wait? The human is our aunt?! What happened to her?!
Korvo: It's a long story.
Sonya: Wow. I had no idea I have another alien for a relative. This is so cool!
Dr. Janiz: Korvo's been trying to find a way to turn me back.
Korvo: And don’t worry. gets out a needle It will work. It may have the side effects as us when we developed the ability to turn into humans before we adopted Sonya, but this will totally change you back into a Shlorpian.
Janiz: If you say so…
Korvo: Okay sis, hold still…
Phoebe holds Janiz’s hand as the kids look nervously. Korvo injects the needle as Janiz yelps.
Janiz: Gah!
Korvo: It’s going to be okay Janiz. Just breath… I think the effects are taking place…
Janiz starts glowing.
Jesse: Hey what’s happening?!
Janiz turns into a Shlorpian.
Korvo: Yes! It worked! high fives Phoebe
Janiz gasp in joy and looks around her body.
Sonya: Wow. She looks like you Korvo, but purple?
Yumyulack: Holy shit. You are my aunt.
Janiz hugs Korvo
Janiz: looks at Yumyulack Wait a minute, is Yumyulack your sproutling, Korvo?
Korvo: Uh, yeah. Why do you ask?
Janiz: Oh my god! hugs Yumyulack Look how big you’ve grown. You’ve became a very big brave boy!
Yumyulack: Can't...breathe!
Janiz: looks at Jesse Oh and is Jesse Terry’s sproutling?
Terry: Why yes. She had already blossom into an adorable sweet woman.
Jesse: Aw, shucks.
Janiz: Aaw… I can’t believe I have a brother-in-law and three nieces…
Sonya: Hi Janiz! I’m Korvo and Terry’s daughter Sonya!
Korvo: Isn't she sweet?
Janiz: I can tell. I had no idea you now have a human for a daughter.
Pupa: Janiz! hugs Janiz
Janiz: You have a Pupa. How come it hasn't...you know...
Korvo: Aaaw. Well that is just the way he is. But, Earth has really made a better impact for our lives.
Janiz: Well, that's good.
Terry: Plus, Pupa also has human form! It’s so cute! Check it out!
The Pupa turns into his human form as he giggles once Janiz catches him.
Janiz: Aw, you're a girl. Wait? Why is it a girl?
Korvo: I have no idea...
Terry: Yep! We are so lucky!
Sonya: I am still a human, but who cares?
Jesse: Yeah. We’re just so happy to finally meet you Aunt Janiz!
Janiz: Come here, kiddos!
Sonya: Yay! Group hug time!
The group goes into a group hug.
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Sneak Peak to Solar Opposites: Mighty Solars Issue #41: “Stolen” Pt. 2:
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Terry, Jesse, Monica and the other humans nod at each other for the signal and finally decided to use their escape plan.
Jesse: I’m thirsty!
Kevin’s Son: I gotta go pee!
Terry: Me too!
Bullet: Hey! Keep it down over there! Or points to some unconscious prisoners you’re all gonna end up like them!
The three captured Mighty Solars and their human allies look at the prisoners and gasp.
All: Ooh. Ow. That’s not fresh. That’s gotta leave a mark!
Cherie: Sir, please. Have mercy. Can we please have some water? There are children and a baby here!
Bullet comes over to give the prisoners some water, but luckily, Monica secretly uses her speed to wish the keys away from the guards.
Bullet: Oh, so you have come to attack me?! Fine! Now nobody gets water! walks away I can’t believe I was forced to stay here and keep on some brats while the others ware watching a crazy woman get destroyed. I can fucking hold a bowl of mercury.
Monica quietly hands Cherie the keys as she hands Pezlie over to Terry, who starts holding her carefully as Cherie uses the keys to unlock the chains on her hands. It worked, until…
Bullet: Hey! What do you think you’re doing? suddenly gets hit by a purple lightning beam
Vil-Gil-An-T appears along with Qausarblast, Mighty Pupa, Starburst, Nova and Montez as Qausarblast uses his invisibility to outrun some of the guards. The guards were defeated once Montez uses an electric pole to knock out the last one.
Cherie: Montez! Phoebe! You guys are okay.
Montez: I was so worried about you.
Phoebe: Me too!
Phoebe hugs Cherie. Vil-Gil-An-T and Qausarblast then unlocks the chains and helps free the prisoners.
Jesse: hugs Vil-Gil-An-T You’re alive! I can’t believe it!
Yumyulack/Vil-Gil-An-T: So? I got knocked out of the sky! You think that’s gonna get rid of me permanently!
Jesse playfully punches Vil-Gil-An-T’s shoulder as the two siblings smiled.
Terry: Wait?! Where’s Kevin and Sherbet?!
Korvo/Qausarblast: sighs I’m sorry, but the Silver Blades got them!
Kevin’s Wife: What?!
Kevin’s Kids: No! Not daddy! Please daddy, don’t die!
Jesse: What do we do now?!
Korvo/Qausarblast: Don’t worry, we just need to come up with a plan! But first first, is everyone here?
Kevin’s Wife: No. No, some of us were lucky. But, they took Frankie, Cooke, Perez, Mia, Randall, Darcy and Jaime with them!
Cherie: We’re so glad you aliens are here! If it weren't for you guys, we would been dead for real.
Yumyulack/Vil-Gil-An-T: So, I'm guessing that Qourra chose her side.
Mark: Yep.
Cherie: So that's how it is then.
Nova: I'm afraid so.
Yumyulack/Vil-Gil-An-T: So how should we handle her now?
Montez: That's the thing. There is no more handle now.
Nova: What does that mean?
Monica: transforming into Lightspeed No more running away!
Phoebe/Starburst: No more holding back.
Jesse: transforming into Fung-Irl No more giving in.
Vil-Gil-An-T: And no more hiding.
Korvo/Qausarblast: The Silver Blades are the real criminals.
Terry: transforming into Mighton And we're going to stop her. Whatever it takes.
Korvo/Qausarblast: Come on guys! We got a planet and some humans to save!
The Mighty Solars and their human friends head to the lab where the rest of captive prisoners are at and prepares to save the day and their friends, who are being tested on!
Phoebe MacCarthy/Starburst and Monica Miller/Lightspeed belongs to @themagicwolf6677
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Sneak Peek to Solar Opposites in Mighty Solars #23: Little Pupa Lost
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The Mighty Solars head back home, only to see Phoebe looking desperately for Pupa.
Phoebe: God damn it, where is that little rascal?
The Mighty Solars powers down from their super forms and back into the Solar Opposites and walks to Phoebe in confusion.
Jesse: Hey Phoebe, what’s going on?
Phoebe: Oh, I’m just looking for Pupa. He was watching some tv and then he suddenly disappeared.
Korvo: Terry, did you show him fucking RoboCop again?
Terry: Why are you asking me?! I don’t know!
Phoebe: Well, I can’t find him anywhere. He was just in the living room and now he’s gone!
Yumyulack: sees a strange note on the couch where the Pupa was sitting on Hey, there’s a note on the couch.
Korvo: grabs the note and reads it Hmm? got out his reading glasses and puts them on; voiceover Dear Mighty Solars, I got your little Pupa! If you don’t turn yourselves in, all of the city, including the Pupa will fall under my knees with the doomsday device that turn them into my own evil slaves! It’s your choice Mighty Solars! Surrender now or your Pupa gets it!- ???
The Solar Opposites gasp as Korvo drops the note and horror spawn on their faces.
Terry: Holy fuck! Someone got our Pupa!
Jesse: Oh no, Pupa! No!
Yumyulack: voice breaking How could someone do this to us? The Pupa is the baby of the family!
Korvo: starting to cry Great Shlorpian Gods! Our little Pupa is missing! And a godawful villain took him somewhere!
Phoebe: Grr! If that fucking bitch lays one hand on our Pupa….
Terry: crying Where’s our little Pupa?!
Korvo, Terry, Yumyulack and Jesse: crying Pupa?! Where are you?! Where are you?! Our little baby boy! Our boy! Pupa, here Pupa! Come back here mister! Where the fuck are you?! We miss you so fucking much!
The four Solar Opposites started crying as they hug each other and Phoebe comforts them.
Phoebe: Hey now! Don’t give up! You’re the Mighty Solars! You’re heroes! You can still find Pupa! He’s the baby of the family! He means so much to us! You guys got this! Go find the Pupa and save the world! I’ll meet you guys later in case you need my help for an ass whooping.
Korvo: dries his tears away and smiles Damn it, Phoebe’s right! We’re the Mighty Solars and we got a Pupa and a planet to save!
Terry: cheers up along with Yumyulack and Jesse as they wipe their tears away Korvo’s right guys! Come on! Mighty Solars, move out!
Korvo, Yumyulack and Jesse: Right!
The Solar Opposites transforms back into the Mighty Solars as they head off to save their Pupa as Phoebe watches as they leave.
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