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Solar Opposites: The Misadventures of The Solars Episode #1: The Unwanted Personification of The Solars

The episode starts on Earth, an unknown mask being appears with a familiar outfit while wearing a hood with a bow on it with a bunch of viles in her hands.

???: Hello GeenaDavisville, I know about Jesse and her family. Prepare to be just like them!

We then cut to Korvo and Terry having sex

Korvo: Oh Terry! *moans* I love it when you bang me like that! *moans* Keep fucking me up!

Terry: *moans* Fuck! You feel good, baby!

Korvo: Treat me like a nectar! Call me a slutty mogul!

Terry: Ooooh! *moans* Yes, that gets me so fucking hot!

The two husbands cum as they moan

Korvo: *screaming in ecstasy* TERRY!

Terry: KORVY! OOOOOH!

The two alien husbands embrace in kiss as they moan lovingly.

Korvo: Fuck...things have been better since we got married...

Terry: I know… we had everything we ever wanted… our four kids… our nanny… our human neighbors and human frenemies… our house… AISHA… we had everything we ever wanted… a peaceful happy life…

Korvo nods.

Korvo: I know… I love you Terry-bear…

Terry: Love you too...

The two husbands kiss as they snuggle with each other. Back with the mysterious figure, she presses the button and colorful electronic mist spreads across some of the humans, while most of them are safe, some of them aren’t. The mysterious figure laughs evilly as thunder and lightning clashes. The next morning, Principal Cooke unlocks the keys while carrying stuff and heads inside his office. But then, suddenly notices red Shlorpian skin blotches in his hands.

Principal Cooke: What the?

The scene then cuts to Miss Frankie, taking a test for her car but then notices blue-green Shlorpian blotches in her hands that caused her to scream in horror. The scene then cuts to the Replicants and Sonya getting excited because of the Sprinkle Museum.

Sonya: Wow! The Sprinkle Museum is open! I can’t wait for the cute sprinkles artwork!

Jesse: I know right?!

Yumyulack: I can’t wait! I’m gonna take a pic of sprinkle from every celebrity on Earth!

Jesse: I hope they finally have the ones from Katy Perry! She is very amazing!

Sonya: I'm with you on that one!

Yumyulack: I’m betting they have the one from Brad Pitt! His sprinkles are really action-packed!

Sonya: Hopefully they also have some from Ariana Grande!

Korvo: No one is going anywhere until we have your pussy cleaned off. It’s attracting those space spiders again!

Jesse: Aw, do we have to?

Yumyulack: Aw just let me be stanky! My mound! My choice!

Sonya: Come on, Yumyulack.

Korvo: Now now now. I know it’s a bit painful, but I keep some slipping on that stuff. And this little sprout of mine deserves a clean ass.

Yumyulack smiles

Yumyulack: Korv...

Phoebe MacCarthy: Hold your horses, *gets out a back* I’m gonna help use this bag to grab all the droppings before it spread on the floor.

Korvo: Thanks Phoebe.

Phoebe MacCarthy: You’re welcome, because I ain’t want to have to clean up y’all’s pussy. This is the only solution I got.

Jesse laughs

Korvo: Okay, Phoebe hold this bag while I abstract all the droplets we get.

Phoebe MacCarthy: Got it!

Korvo presses the button on the mound expressor and it starts abstracting the mound on Yumyulack’s ass.

Yumyulack: *laughs* It tickles!

Korvo: *sing-songy* Doo do doo doo! *normal voice* Get it all Phoebe. We can have it our own mold and make gummy bears!

Suddenly… a human’s offscreen body appears with Terry’s clothes.

Terry: *offscreen* Oh! We getting our mounds abstracted?! Me next! Me next!

Korvo: Alright Terry, you can be next! Just drop your pants and and let’s see- *exclaims in shock*

Yumyulack: *gasp*

Jesse: Jesus Jessica Parker!

Sonya: *screams*

Terry: *offscreen* What?!

Korvo: Terry! You have a human penis! *scene cuts to Terry, now a human* And you’re human!

Human Terry: Huh? What are you talking about?

Human Terry looks at a mirror and gasp.

Human Terry: I’m… I’m a human a-and I got a slight above average human penis!

The family screams in horror at the sight Terry’s human penis. The scene then cuts to a board meeting where the board are waiting for Cooke.

Board Leader: Where the fuck is Principal Cooke?!

Board Member: We don't know, sir.

Then, Cooke comes as the board members gasp in horror and disgust. Cooke now has a red Shlorpian skin body.

Principal Cooke: I am so sorry I'm late. I-

Board Council: What the fuck happened to you?!

Principal Cooke: I don't know but-

Miss Frankie and Ms. Perez came in with Shlorpian skins of their own. Ms. Perez has orange Shlorpian skin and Miss Frankie has blue-green Shlorpian skin.

Miss Frankie: Honey?!

Principal Cooke: *gasp in horror* Oh my gosh, baby! What happen?!

Miss Frankie: I don't know! I just woke up like this!

Principal Cooke: What?! Ugh! *to the board members* We’re so sorry council, but we believe this has something to do with our alien students and their dads!

Board Leader: You mean the fact to tell us that you’ve been banned from school grounds starting with today?!

Principal Cooke: Pretty much...

Board Council: Good! Because… YOU! THREE! ARE! FIRED!

Principal Cooke, Miss Frankie, and Ms. Perez: WHAT?!

Board Member: I don’t what crazy bullshit this is but you three have gotten worse more than ever! You three are nothing but monsters!

Ms. Perez gasps and tears up. The three teachers look around and sees everyone backing away at them. The scene then cuts to a teacher throwing the three teachers out.

Teacher: GET OUT OF HERE!

Miss Frankie growls and punches the ground in anger

Miss Frankie: This can’t be happening!

Ms. Perez: We gotta talk to Korvo!

Principal Cooke: That does it! We’re going over there and giving those fucking aliens a piece of our minds!

We then cut to the Solars' house. The scene cuts back to Human Terry touching his ears.

Human Terry: Wow. You gotta touch these ears! I can’t believe it got a penis and a nose and a dick and head full of hair and a shlong!

Korvo blushes

Jesse: Jeepers! I can’t believe you are actually human! This is cool!

Sonya: Do you have a butthole?

Human Terry: I don’t know you tell me!

Human Terry bends over

Yumyulack, Jesse and Sonya: Whoa! He’s got a butthole! He’s got a butthole!

Korvo gets flustered

Human Terry: Oh what kind of stuff should I put it in it! Give me that gunquin!

Korvo: Uh uh uh! *grabs the gunquin out of Yumyulack’s hand* Nobody is putting anything in Terry’s butthole, except me. Until we can find a way to zap it.

Phoebe MacCarthy: Terry, how did this happen?!

Human Terry: *to Korvo* Oh come on! You never let me put anything in anything!

Korvo: We have to figure out how this happened.

Korvo scans Human Terry’s body.

Korvo: Damn it! It’s just as I feared! Terry’s body transformation is a natural Shlorpian reaction for being on the planet too long without the Pupa terraforming it.

Phoebe MacCarthy: That doesn't sound so bad.

Korvo snaps

Korvo: Yes it does! It means he’s turning into a different form!

Human Terry: Wait? Am I a daywalker?!

Korvo: No human!

Jesse: Can't he just turn back?

Sonya: How come it happened to Terry first?

Korvo: Because, he’s too weak minded and has succumb to the human culture long before you two did.

Human Terry gasps and tears up at being called weak-minded

Korvo: Oh no I didn’t mean it I- *groans in frustration*

Human Terry runs off in tears

Korvo: *groans in frustration*

Yumyulack: Will me and Jesse turn human too?!

Korvo: Yes but not at this moment.

Korvo runs upstairs to go comfort Terry. Korvo enters the bedroom.

Korvo: Terry?

Human Terry: *sniffles remorsefully for upsetting his husband*

Korvo: I'm sorry I called you weak-minded.

Human Terry: *sniffles* I’m sorry I upset you.

Korvo: Oh Terry...

Korvo hugs Human Terry

Human Terry: *sniffles* I just feel awful because I angered my hubby.

Korvo has an idea and seduces Terry

Korvo: *seductively* I think this form has got me feeling horny.

Human Terry: But you said you'd never have sex with a human...

Korvo: Not as long as it is this handsome-

Suddenly, Miss Frankie furiously kicked down the door with Cooke and Ms. Perez entering the room as Miss Frankie furiously grabs Korvo.

Miss Frankie: YOU SACK OF SHIT!

Korvo: *screams*

Miss Frankie: YOU! YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU SCI-FI BITCH CUNT!

Human Terry: HEY! GET OFF HIM!

Miss Frankie: LOOK AT ME!

Principal Cooke: *gives Miss Frankie a successful cooldown hug* Hey hey easy honey. Just calm down.

Miss Frankie: I AM CALM!

Ms. Perez: Okay. Everyone calm down. Korvo, did you or did you not really try to turn us into aliens like you and your family?

Korvo: What?! No I didn't

Miss Frankie, Principal Cooke and Ms. Perez: Huh?

Korvo: Why would you think I did it?! Because I'm an alien?! IS THAT IT?! *starts crying* YOU DON'T KNOW ME! *cries into Human Terry's chest*

Ms. Perez: *to Miss Frankie* Nice going

Miss Frankie gasps as she realizes she went too far

Miss Frankie: *in a nervous regret* Ooooh… shit.

Human Terry stares angrily at Miss Frankie

Phoebe MacCarthy: *grabs Miss Frankie from the shoulder* What the fuck did you do this time?!

Miss Frankie: I didn't mean to make him cry! I-

Phoebe furiously pins Miss Frankie to the wall.

Phoebe MacCarthy: You better explain what is happening right now! Or else!

Miss Frankie: *gulps* Okay! I think we’re turning into aliens!

Phoebe gasps and releases her hold.

Phoebe: What? *skin suddenly turns a teal Shlorpian skin and gasp* Oh my God… well that’s not Korvo for sure. Korvo, we have to get to the ship!

Korvo pulls himself together and dries his tears.

Korvo: Okay...

The scene cuts to the ship where AISHA scans Miss Frankie, Phoebe, Principal Cooke and Ms. Perez.

AISHA: Holy shit.

Ms. Perez: What is it?!

AISHA: Look like someone must’ve created some kind of DNA from Korvo, Terry, Yumyulack and Jesse’s blood and DNA samples and must’ve created some kind of virus that turns another organism into a Shlorpian.

Principal Cooke faints

Miss Frankie: So wait? It wasn’t the Solars, then who did?!

AISHA: Don’t know.

Korvo: I’m afraid there is impossible to make the cure. It’s like when you make panna cada the cream has to set.

Yumyulack: Uh why did you compare to the book of Boba Fett?

Korvo: *shrugs* Don’t know. I thought it would be interesting. But don’t worry, the kids and I know the perfect place we can go while you guys stay here. Las Vegas. That’s where we can find the perfect help.

Miss Frankie: Why Las Vegas?

Human Terry: Baby, I like the way you think!

Korvo: D’aw *kisses Human Terry on the lips* It had the right shipment that could help us. Replicants, Sonya, you’re with me. Terry keep on an eye on Pupa with Phoebe. We’ll be back soon.

Human Terry: Got it!

Korvo: Come on kids! I have the perfect vehicle to help us!

Yumyulack, Jesse and Sonya: You do?

The scene cuts to Korvo and the kids digging out Hammerhead 2 and washed it and shine it. Now it is ready.

Korvo: Behold, Hammerhead 2!

Yumyulack, Jesse and Sonya: Whoa!

Jesse: Wait? Should we add upgrades to it to make it more cooler?

Korvo: Uh, yeah!

Yumyulack: I don’t see why not. Right Sonya?

Sonya: Mm hmm.

Later, Hammerhead 2 gets an upgrade, including the ability to fly.

Korvo: This is perfect!

Jesse: Alright! Yay!

Pupa: Bye bye.

Everyone gets on

Sonya: Bye Pupa! Be good for Terry and Phoebe!

Pupa: Korvo!

Korvo: Hammerhead 2! Set course to Nevada!

Hammerhead 2: Setting course to Las Vegas, dude.

Korvo: Thanks for the reminder.

The Hammerhead flies off as the kids whoop. Then, suddenly the Pupa starts straining.

Pupa: *grunting as he suddenly starts glowing and then starts screaming*

The glow fade as Pupa suddenly become… a human girl? Human Pupa gigges as Human Terry comes outside.

Human Terry: Okay Pupa, I got pink lemonade Hi-C for you and- *gasp as he drops the snack tray* and what did they did to you?!

Human Pupa: Human!

16 days later… Korvo and the kids arrived in Spain.

Korvo: Damn that was a rough week. But at least it worth it to see SeaWorld.

Sonya: I know...

Yumyulack: Ugh! I still can’t believe it got a stupid starfish on my head! *takes the starfish off of his head*

Korvo: Now look for any signs of something noticeable or Terry because he has been here before.

Jesse then sees something on a woman.

Jesse: Hey look! That lady is wearing one of Terry’s shirts.

Korvo and the kids head over to the woman, who is drinking some kind of beverage in a red cup.

Jesse: Excuse me lady, did you meet Terry?

Woman: This sweet ass alien dude gave me this shirt after teaching me how to do swing islander.

Korvo: Did you fuck him?!

Woman: I would have, but he told me he is already married to this sweet guy named Crumbo.

Korvo blushes because he knows Terry calls him that because of his love for crumbs.

Woman: I don't know who Crumbo is but I'd bang him if he's hot...

Korvo: Oh that’s me. Because I love crumbs and it’s actually Korvo.

Woman: Ew. Nevermind. *leaves*

Korvo: *then realizes something* I actually know where Terry went to next. It must be Nevada where they had that neon light festival!

Yumyulack: Wow! I heard that sounded amazing!

Sonya: Yeah. I heard of these festivals. Really had a lot of wooden building burned down.

Korvo: We have to head there now!

Yumyulack, Jesse and Sonya: Yay!

Korvo: Solar Opposites minus Terry, Pupa and Phoebe, roll out!

Korvo and the kids head back on Hammerhead 2.

Korvo: Hammerhead presume coarse to Nevada! Maximum speed!

Hammerhead 2: Ooh, bummer buddy. Destination to Nevada is… 16 days.

Korvo: Hmm. Better pick a faster route!

Then suddenly, Jesse starts glowing as she floats.

Jesse: On shoot! I’m doing the glow!

Jesse turns into a human.

Human Jesse: Guys! Guys! I’m a human! *looks down at her boobs* And I got boobs!

Yumyulack: Let me touch them! Uh I mean who cares? Humans are lame.

Korvo: Shit! I told you this would happen! We just have to get to Nevada on time! Don’t panic! Stay on course!

Human Jesse: Panic? *hops off of Hammerhead 2* Look at me! I’m young, hot and ready to sign up for a student loan!

Sonya: Wait, what?

Human Jesse: I want to do the uniquely human activities I always dream about. Like waiting in line at the DMV, paying taxis and having jury duty!

Korvo: Oh dear lord...

Sonya: Oooh! Count me in! *hops off of Hammerhead 2*

Yumyulack: Not you too!

Korvo: Oh relax I’m sure they’ll be fine. But Jesse, that’s what you always wanted?

Human Jesse: Aliens never get to do all the boring Monday human stuff. I gotta skeddale! *hops on a bull with Sonya* Too-da-loo!

Korvo: Well, looks like it's just you and me, huh?

Yumyulack: *sighs* I hope they’ll be okay.

Korvo: Don’t worry, your sisters will be fine. Anyways, I manage to find a faster route. Hang on Yumyulack, by my calculations, we’ll be here in in 8 days. Hammerhead 2, takeoff!

Hammerhead 2: Cowabunga Nevada! Here we come!

Hammerhead 2 blasts off. 10 Days later Hammerhead 2 made it to the post festival.

Korvo: God damn traffic! Well, at least we made it!

Yumyulack: *listening to Slipknot* I wonder how the girls and Terry are doing. See anything?

Korvo then spots a sleeping hangar that used to belong to the ship as he grins.

Korvo: Aha! Found it! It’s one of my old hangar!

Yumyulack: What's that do?

Korvo: It can help charge a ship up. *gets put chargers* Let’s use this to help gain more power of Hammerhead 2. Come on.

Korvo and Yumyulack head to the hangar, but then Yumyulack’s pants and shoes rip to reveal human legs.

Korvo: *gasp* Yumyulack, how long have you have that human leg meat?!

Yumyulack: Aw man! Just a few days, I didn’t say anything because I thought you cut them off!

Korvo: Y'know what? It's okay. We just need to-

Yumyulack screams as he glows brighter and then as the glow fade, Yumyulack has turn into a human.

Korvo: Fuck! I knew we gave you too many lunchables and X-Box LIVE.

Yumyulack: Holy shit I'm human! And I have...

Human Yumyulack then checks down inside his pants while counting.

Human Yumyulack: *gasp in joy* Several pubes!

Korvo: Great. Now what are we gonna do?

Human Yumyulack: Oh uh I um…

Korvo: *sighs while smiling* Go ahead. Run off to do human stuff you always wanted. I got this.

Human Yumyulack smiles and hugs Korvo

Human Yumyulack: Thanks old man. *spots an old time bike* Better borrow this bike real quick! *rides off as Korvo smiles while rolling his eyes in amusement*

Korvo: Now...time to head to Vegas.

3 hours later… Korvo made it to Vegas and went to a casino. He walks up to a security guard.

Korvo: Was there a guy name Terry? Yeh tall? Good looking?

Security Guard: Depends. Are you this Korvo he told me about?

Korvo: Uh yes? Why?

Security Guard: Come with me.

The scene cuts to an office where the Security Guard plays the footage of Terry at the Casino.

Terry: *on video* Where’s the fucking game room? I want to play Tobaccon Gwen, *kicks a child* bitch!

Korvo gasps

Korvo: *facepalms* Jesus honey, *to the guard* fast forward through this.

The footage fast forwards to Terry at a game of poker.

Korvo: *gasp* What the… these freaks look like they play card games for a living. What was Terry thinking?

Terry: *on footage; takes a deep breath* Easy mode. This is just like in the solo.

Then, Terry accidentally and drunkly makes a huge tragic mistake!

Terry: *on footage; drunkly* I call and raise you… *throws the ships keys* An actual spaceship!

Korvo gasps

Korvo: Oh no! My poor Terry! What have you done you poor drunk thing? How is this hand?!

Security Guard: He had five crestamoons and a hand of swords.

Korvo: What the hell does that mean?

Security Guard: I don’t fucking know. That sounds bad.

Korvo: Shit...

The video then shows Terry losing his bet to a woman, who laughs.

Terry: *on footage* Holy fuck… well at least no one will ever see this.

The Security Guard pauses the video as Korvo grows enraged by him.

Korvo: I want that ship back! Return it now or I will mercilessly lay waste to this entire casino!

Security Guard: Sorry sir. This vehicle is now the property of the Vegas Vegas Corporation. And you need to fucking leave… prim this guest!

Korvo: *gets grabbed by two security guards* What the hell? Stop it! Why are you shoving me into a cement mixer?!

The security guards shove Korvo into the mixer and pours cement in it. Then, one of the security guards throws Korvo, who is encase in a block of cement out of the casino as Korvo breaks free from the cement. Korvo growls as his eyes turn aquamarine.

Korvo: I CAN’T SEE! I CAN’T SEE! *then realizes he can see as his eyes turn back to normal* Okay now I can see. God damn it, I can’t believe my family isn’t here. I really hope they aren’t miserable.

Korvo cries. The scene then cuts to Stacy G, who suddenly now has magenta Shlorpian skin, who is making dinner, which is spaghetti and meatballs with Human Terry. Louise, who is covered with neon green skin and Trevor, who is covered in cobalt blue green looks at Human Terry in surprise.

Louise: Wait, so you’re turning into humans, while we’re turning into aliens?

Human Terry: Kinda.

Then, Human Terry hears a knock on the door. He opens it and reveals to be Human Jesse, Human Yumyulack and Sonya at the door with Cheery, who now has red-violet Shlorpian skin.

Human Jesse: *smiles* Hi daddy.

Human Terry gasp in joy and hugs his kids.

Human Terry: I'm so happy you guys are okay!

Human Yumyulack: Us too. Glad you recognize us Terry.

Stacy G: *offscreen* Babe, is that you?

Jesse looks at Stacy G and gasps

Human Jesse: Oh my goodness. Honey, you got infected too.

Stacy G: Yeah, we don't know what happened!

Louise: Us either. Also, Frankie is at your house. She doesn’t look well. *Miss Frankie starts moaning as she suddenly starts glowing in the same color as her Shlorpian skin* Is she… okay?

Miss Frankie: UGH! DO I LOOK OKAY?!

Human Jesse: Uh Miss Frankie…. YOU’RE DOING THE GLOW!

Miss Frankie: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Miss Frankie starts glowing as she freaks out. Then, she has turn into a Shlorpian as she screams.

Shlorpian Frankie: Oh great! Now I’m like you and your family now!

Human Yumyulack tries not to laugh

Human Jesse: Holy Jeepers, you look great as Shlorpian.

Shlorpian Frankie breaks down crying hysterically

Shlorpian Frankie: *cries hysterically* Oh my God! I’ve turn into a monster! *gets comforted by Human Jesse and Sonya*

Sonya: Hey, it's okay. You're not a monster.

Shlorpain Frankie sniffles as she wipes her tears.

Shlorpian Frankie: You-you mean it?

Human Jesse: Yeah. I think you still look pretty.

Shlorpian Frankie smiles.

Shlorpian Frankie: *wipes away her tears* Gee thanks.

Human Pupa hugs Shlorpian Frankie. Human Terry smiles

Louise: Yessh. You weren’t kidding about this. What should we do now? Do things we always wanted to do in case we want to have a new life later on?

Trevor: Huh? That’s a great idea.

Meanwhile with Korvo, he's still sobbing

Korvo: *looks at Hammerhead 2 crammed between cars* Fuck! Hammerhead isn’t made for car jamming! Hello can move these casino addicts cars?! Hello?! How?! How has it come to this?!

Korvo sobs harder. Suddenly, a nose appears on his face.

Korvo: A nose?! No! No no no!

Korvo suddenly grows ears.

Korvo: Ears?! Shit! I don’t want to be a fucking human! *glows brighter* NNOOOOOOOOOOO!

The screen cuts to black. Four months and 1/2 later… Stacy G, now a magenta Replicant wakes up while rubbing her eyes and getting ready for school. Suddenly, she hears her mother, now a neon green Shlorpian panicking on the phone from school.

Shlorpian Louise: Expelled?! Are you nuts?! My daughter needs this education!

Replicant Stacy G gasps

Shlorpian Louise: Well my daughter is very smart girl! You dare call my special little lady a freak one more time, so help me- *call ends as Louise sighs*

Replicant Stacy G: Mom?

Shlropian Louise: *hugs her daughter* Don’t worry honey, your girlfriend’s dads will find a way to help us. I promise, we’ll get out of here with Trevor and start a new life far away from those humans who hate us now.

Replicant Stacy G: Okay

The mother and daughter hug. The scene then cuts to a now Peaches n Cream Shlorpian Janice getting fired from the Rake Company as she screams upon getting thrown out.

Rake Company Boss: AND STAY OUT!

Shlorpian Janice: H’no I don’t wanna be a burden y’know.

The scene then cuts to Phoebe, now a teal Shlorpian, getting groceries until a mean customer insults her.

Customer: GET LOST, FREAK!

Shlorpian Phoebe: Excuse me?! What did you say? Punk?!

Customer: Jesus you extraterrestrial bumpkin! Go back to Uranus!

Shlorpian Phoebe growls

Shlorpian Phoebe: I’m sorry. *furiously walks up to the customer* THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME, JACKASS?!

Customer: I said go back to Uranus!

Shlorpian Phoebe screams in fury and gets into a fight with the customer. Then, a few seconds later, Shlorpian Phoebe throws the customer out of the marker.

Shlorpian Phoebe: Asshole!

The scene the cuts to Randall, now a white Shlorpian opening his empanada stand until people got freaked out by his new form.

Hannah: Aw dude, you look hideous!

Shlorpian Randall: What? No I'm not. I'm fine.

Rick: Aw dude! You look a freak! Just like the Solar Opposites!

Randall gasps

Shlorpian Randall: Hey! Those are my friends, you jerks! Leave them out of this! They helped change me and my life for the better after Halloween!

Wallace: Well no way jośe! No more empanada from an alien!

Customers: *booing as they throw empanadas at Shlorpian Randall*

Shlorpian Randall leaves while sobbing. Meanwhile, Principal Cooke, now a red Shlorpian, is at a bar, drowning his sorrows in drinks while getting drunk as the customers stare at him.

Shlorpian Cooke: *drunkly* What are you looking at?

Bartender: *nervously* Uh, nothing, sir. It's just that you're a-

Shlorpian Cooke: *drinking a margarita* I’m fine you shitbags! You don’t know my life you bitches!

Bartender: Very well.

Bar Customer: *whispering to his friend which Shlorpian Cooke overhears* Geez, what a red loser.

Shlorpian Cooke: WHO SAID THAT?!

The bar falls silent as Shlorpian Cooke smashes a glass bottle.

Shlorpian Cooke: YOU FUCKERS WANT A FUCKING PIECE OF ME?!

Bartender: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to-

Shlorpian Cooke throws a bottle at the bartender who helps as he ducks as the bottle shatters. Then, the customers starts to pummel on Shlorpian Cooke who punches and kicks them which led to a bar fight. The scene cuts to Human Yumyulack, Human Jesse and Sonya walking until they heard the bar fight. The three siblings open the door and gasp upon seeing Shlorpian Cooke fighting some bar customers.

Human Yumyulack: Holy shit!

Human Jesse: Aw jeez! Principal Cooke had started a bar fight!

Sonya: PRINCIPAL COOKE! COME HERE NOW!

The human Replicants and Sonya grabs Shlorpian Cooke while dodging some fighting bar customers as they ran out of the door while Human Jesse yanks Shlorpian Cooke on the ear.

Shlorpian Cooke: Ow ow ow ow ow!

Human Jesse: You are coming with us!

The scene then cuts to Shlorpian Frankie meeting up with Shlorpian Randall and a now Shlorpian Jamie and Darcy and Kevin.

Shlorpian Frankie: Sorry I was late. I had a court day.

Shlorpian Darcy: Court day? What happened?

Shlorpian Randall: Oh no worries! I saw her getting arrested for calling the judge a bitch, a big-ass bitch and nothing but a bitch!

Shlorpian Frankie: She couldn’t hand the fact that she literally sucks! Fat! Shit! Now I gotta wear this everywhere! *shows them a tracking device* Plus, I’m in a boat load of debts because people have been using my social security number to take out loans!

Shlorpian Randall: Things haven’t been going well for either. Everyone ignores me now that I’m an alien. At least when I was human, I was being notice.

Shlorpian Darcy: *sigh* Man, this being alien stuff is the pits!

Shlorpian Jamie: I know what you mean. I try to change my name into something else to stand out. But there’s already someone with the nickname! So now everyone calls me J.J!

Shlorpian Darcy: I don't think it's bad.

Shlorpian Kevin: *coming by* Holy geez, is that Cooke?

The Shlorpians then sees Shlorpian Cooke getting carried by Human Yumyulack and Human Jesse while being injuries and beaten up while Sonya walks with them.

Shlorpian Cooke: *weakly* Hey. Guys. It’s great to see you.

Shlorpian Frankie: Oh my God. Honey, what happened to you?!

Shlorpian Cooke: What do you mean? I’ve been thriving. *coughs up vomit* Oooh, the wound’s open again, but in other case, everything’s all good. So yeah.

Shlorpian Frankie: Honey…

Human Jesse: Right...

Shlorpian Cooke: Okay fine! The last few four months have been hell! Everyone hates us now! We can’t live here anymore!

Shlorpian Louise: Aw man. Cooke is right guys.

Human Yumyulack: We don't even know how you guys became Shlorpians in the first place!

Shlorpian Kevin: Ugh! Not anymore! We’re not safe here!

Human Jesse: We'll take you to Korvo. He can help.

Shlorpian Cooke: We know how. It’s because that crazy woman was brought back to life somehow and she stole your DNA samples.

Shlorpain Frankie: Then it’s settled! *throws her chair* We’re going to Korvo so he can help us!

Shlorpian Darcy: But isn’t Korvo pissed off at us?

Shlorpain Cooke: Are you kidding? He’s gonna gush his robe when he sees us!

Shlorpian Randall: Just imagine how desperate he has become to find a way to help us leave!

Replicant Stacy G: Poor Korvo. I hope he somehow held it together.

Then the scene cuts to the house.

Shlorpian Cooke: What the hell?! Where’s the ship?!

Human Yumyulack: I don't know! It was here when we left!

Human Jesse: Uh guys, what’s with all the dogs?

The gang comes in and sees dogs jumping on each other while Human Terry and Human Pupa are in pimp costumes counting money.

Shlorpian Frankie: *screaming as a dog takes of her device*

Shlorpian Phoebe: Oh for goodness sake’s.

Human Yumyulack: For Christ’s sake Terry!

Security Guard: Hey! No Humans and aliens allowed! I keep telling you! This is a brothel for dogs!

Human Terry: Oh! Hey, kids! You're home early.

The mound spider appears and starts sucking on the guard.

Shlorpian Cooke: We Can’t Stay On Earth Anymore! You gotta help us get out of here! We gotta leave this planet!

Human Terry: What? Why?

Shlorpian Frankie: Every human hates us now more than ever! We can’t live here on our home planet anymore!

Shlorpian Trevor: Please Terry! If you really love your family, do you know where Korvo is?!

Human Terry gasp in horror.

Human Terry: I know where he is...

Shlorpian Cooke: What where?!

Human Terry: I don’t know! He never came home last night!

Shlorpian Frankie: Then what happened?!

Human Terry: I don’t know! He said he was at some night club! Why would he go there?!

Shlorpian Darcy: Then that's where we're going!

A few minutes later, the gang and Shlorpians arrived at The Smokeshow House.

Human Terry: This is the place.

Human Jesse: Whoa! What is this place?

Waitress: The Smokeshow House. The ultimate night club for the grooviest sexiest boner people alive.

Shlorpian Jamie: I believe you are describing me.

Human Terry: What the hell’s Korvo doing at a place like this?

Human Jesse: Maybe he turn into human and he’s like a busboy or something.

Human Yumyulack: Maybe the cool people took shit on him for fun. I heard that happens to people. It never happened to me. *laughs nervously*

Shlorpian Frankie: But, do you even know what he looks like now if he really turned human?

Human Terry gasp in horror.

Human Terry: N-no…

Human Terry starts weeping as the kids comfort him.

Shlorpian Phoebe: Aw Terry, don’t worry. I’m sure we’ll find him.

Human Jesse: Yeah. Once we find Korvo, we'll-

Suddenly, Human Terry notices a human with a familiar crystal on his shirt.

Human Terry: Why have I seen that crystal before?

Human Terry looks at the gorgeous human man, who glance him with an annoyed look and then, Human Terry finally recognize him.

Human Terry: Korvo! We found him!

Shlorpian Cooke: *drops a glass of champagne* Korvo?

Shlorpian Phoebe: He's turned into the most gorgeous human I've ever seen!

Human Yumyulack: Korvo! Korvo!

The human Solars and Shlorpians go up to Human Korvo.

Human Korvo: Uh, can I help you?

Human Terry: Korvo, listen! We can’t live on this Earth anymore. Our human friends are being hated by the whole town now! We got to leave Earth AS immediately if we ever want to help them start a new life!

Human Korvo: I'm sorry. I don't know who you are.

All: What?!

Human Jesse: But remember what you said? “Being Shlorpians is what we are!”

Human Korvo: I never said that.

Human Terry: Korv, c'mon. It's me, your husband.

Human Korvo: Ugh! Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?!

Human Yumyulack: Come on Korvo, you’re being a total jackass right now!

Human Korvo: Will you stop it?! I don't know who any of you shitheads are! Now leave me the fuck alone!

Man: Hey K, do you know these guys?

Human Korvo: They were just leaving!

Human Terry: No! We're not! *takes Korvo's arm* You are coming with us! Now!

Human Korvo squeals in horror and slaps Human Terry in the face. Human Terry gasps and tears up.

Shlorpain Frankie: Oh shit! Guys, group huddle.

The gang huddles.

Human Yumyulack: Okay guys, we have a big problem. Korvo has lost his marbles.

Human Jesse: I know. It's doesn't make any...*gasps in realization* Oh my gosh.

Human Terry: *rubbing his face from the painful slap* Wow. If I was that hot, I would not want to look back on my family. I lost the second love of my life to a stuffed crest pizza behind Pizza Hut.

Human Jesse: Guys, do you think Korvo might have amnesia?

Shlorpian Darcy: Huh? Maybe. I don’t know.

Human Terry growls in anger.

Human Yumyulack: Easy Terry. I think Jesse might be right. Korvo must’ve suffer amnesia when he was busy trying to find the person who did this to our friends.

Human Terry: FUCK!

Shlorpian Cooke: Yeah. Maybe that’s how he couldn’t recognize you.

Shlorpian Jamie: But how do we get him back?

Human Terry starts breathing in and out as he sheds tears.

Shlorpian Jamie: But how do we get him back? *looks at Human Terry in concern*

Sonya: *skin suddenly turns robin’s eggs blue* You okay daddy?

Human Terry snaps and punches a wall in anger.

Human Terry: FUCK! *Human Korvo backs away slowly*

Human Korvo: You okay, pal?

Luckily, Shlorpian Frankie has an idea as she gets out a pea shooter and puts a dart in it. She aims at Human Korvo, who shrugs and went back to drinking his champagne, only to get hit by the dart and falls down unconscious. Human Terry looks down at Human Korvo while angrily breathing heavily with tears in his eyes.

Human Jesse: Terry! Easy! Calm down! It’s okay! Korvo is knocked out! Let’s get out of here!

Human Terry: Ugh! Fine!

Human Yumyulack: Terry? What’s wrong?

Shlorpian Cooke: Yeah. I’m sure we can find a way to get your husband’s memory back once we find the ship!

Human Terry: But what if we can't?!

Shlorpian Phoebe puts a hand on Human Terry.

Shlorpian Phoebe: We'll figure something out. I promise.

Human Terry: But-

Shlorpian Phoebe: Of course we can. Look I know you love Earth, but now everyone hates us more than ever. We have to leave now. Please, if you really love Korvo, you must do the right thing. And that is leaving Earth. For good.

Human Terry: Okay. But I wanna go with Korvo...I love him.

Shlorpian Phoebe smiles.

Shlorpian Phoebe: Of course we will. *finds the ship on the tracker* Holy shit! It’s in Las Vegas! Come on!

A few hours later, the gang finds the ship turned into a blimp.

Human Yumyulack: Guys! The ship!

Human Terry picks up Human Korvo.

Human Terry: Hang on there Korvy…

The gang heads to the ship and luckily Phoebe kicks the door with her foot as the door opens.

Shlorpian Phoebe: Alright y’all! Let’s get the fuck out of here!

The gang heads into the ship. Then, Human Korvo wakes up while rubbing his head. Then, the gang hears the Vegas Corporation Security Guard yelling at them from outside.

Vegas Coperation Security Guard: Hey! You’re not allowed here!

Human Terry: Oh shit!

Human Korvo: Wh-what happened? What am I doing in Vegas? How did I get on the ship?!

Human Yumyulack: Hurry guys! We have to leave now!

Human Korvo: Leave? What do you mean?

Human Jesse: We have to get out of here! Everyone hates our friends and want them off of Earth!

Sonya: Us also!

Human Korvo: Then what are we waiting for?! We gotta get fucking moving!

Human Terry gasp as he shed tears of joy.

Human Terry: Korvy! You remember!

Human Korvo: What? Okay. Can someone please tell me what-

Human Terry: Long story! You turn into a gorgeous human, then lost your memories turn you into a jerk and you lost your marbles! Now let’s fly!

Human Korvo: Okay?

Human Terry: Oh! And I almost forgot!

Human Terry surprises Human Korvo by kissing him on the lips.

Human Korvo: *giggles as he turns back into his Shlorpian self*

Human Terry gasps in shock.

Human Terry: Whoa! How did you turn back!

Korvo looks around his body and gasps.

Korvo: Oh my God! I’m me again! I guess we have develop some kind of shape shifting ability.

Human Terry: Wait. Does that mean I can do it too?

Then, Terry, Yumyulack, Jesse and Pupa turn back into their normal selves.

Jesse: Yay! We’re Shlorpians again!

Yumyulack hugs the Pupa. But then, they heard a loud thump which made they scream little and made them realize they must leave now.

Korvo: Quick! Let’s get the fuck outta here!

Jesse: AISHA, get us off this planet! Hurry!

AISHA: On it!

AISHA activates the launch sequence as the ship flies into the space and the gang cheers.

Korvo: Yes! *to Terry* I love you, baby.

Korvo romatically twirls Terry around.

Terry: *whistles lovingly*

Korvo and Terry make out while moaning lovingly.

Yumyulack: I'm gonna throw up.

Shlorpian Randall: Isn't it romantic?

Suddenly, the gang hears grunting and it turns out be Shlorpian Janice along with Kevin and his family, Cheery, Naomi and Alice, who are now Shlorpians as they fall out as they scream and landed on the floor as they groan.

Terry: Cheery!

Shlorpian Cheery: Terry?

Korvo: Janice?

Janice: H'no, hello Korvo, y'know?

Shlorpian Kevin: Hey guys. Sorry I was late. I was picking up my family.

Shlorpian Naomi: Hey guys.

Jesse: Hey, Naomi!

Korvo: Naomi! You too?! *notices Shlorpian Alice* Wait, who’s that?

Shlorpian Alice: H-Hello. I'm Alice. A pleasure to meet you.

The Pupa recognizes Alice from “The Super Gooblers”

Pupa: Maid lady!

Korvo: Wait. Pupa, you know her?

Pupa shows him the video he made from the “Super Gooblers” episode.

Brandy: *on video* I want to be a better person…

Korvo smiles tearfully.

Korvo: *hugs Pupa* Bravo Pupa! I am so proud of you!

Pupa giggles.

Alice: Wait. You’re that strange creature Brandy has been talking to me about.

Pupa: Yep!

Suddenly, Korvo turns back into a human, much to his surprise and confusion.

Human Korvo: Huh?

Jesse: Holy jeez you turned back into a human Korvo. I thought you said this was permanent. *Human Korvo is looking at space in shock and confusion* Uh Korvo?

Terry: Korv? You okay?

Human Korvo: *groans in frustration* I don’t understand. I thought this transformation was permanent! How is this is even possible?!

Terry: *puts a hand on Human Korvo's shoulder* Hey. It's okay. Just calm down.

Jesse: Yeah. To be honest, you were right. Being human can sometimes be hard.

Yumyulack: No offense guys.

Shlorpian Cooke: Eh, none taken. Our lives as humans are pretty tough.

Shlorpian Frankie: None taken.

Human Korvo: I-I was? I don’t know what to say. I guess that’s true.

Terry: Yeah, well you’re like hot leader now. And hot leaders are the best.

Human Korvo blushes and smiles. Terry smiles and plays with Human Korvo's hair

Human Korvo: It’s true. I’m sorry for how I acted. I clearly had hot guy brain taken control of me. Now that we got off the planet, I’m so glad you came to rescue me.

Terry: Anytime. Now come here.

After Terry, Yumyulack, Jesse and Pupa shapeshift into their human forms, the family then gets in a group hug while their friends join in.

Human Korvo: So...so what happens now?

Shlorpian Frankie: Korvo, you sure we’ll find a way to turn us back?

Human Korvo grows determined.

Human Korvo: I will. Don't worry!

Then, he makes a plan.

Human Korvo: Now don’t you worry. We’ll find a way to turn you all back into humans. We’ll go live on Earth-4. It’ll be the perfect new home for us until we can turn you all back to normal.

Shlorpian Cooke: Sounds good to me!

After the Solars turn back into their normal Shlorpian selves, the family and their friends travel around the galaxy until they’ve finally found Earth-4. The gang landed on another house as they head outside but the Solars have shapeshifter into their human forms, much to their friends’ confusion.

Shlorpian Naomi: What are you doing?

Human Korvo: Oh I thought these forms might help us blend in better on Earth-4. It is getting dangerous y’know.

Human Terry: *laughs* Yep.

Then, an Earth-4 pedestrian passes by.

Earth-4 Pedestrian: Fuck you humans! Go back to where you came from!

Shlorpian Phoebe gets enraged and grabs the pedestrian.

Shlorpian Phoebe: Get. Lost.

Shlorpian Phoebe punch the pedestrian in the teeth and face as he drives him in fear.

Earth-4 Pedestrian: Uh, what I meant to say was welcome to Earth-4!

The pedestrian drives away in fear as Human Korvo gives him the middle finger.

Human Korvo: Fuck you! You people are stupid and confusing!

Human Jesse: Well, this should be interesting. *laughs*

Shlorpian Frankie: Aw jeez.

The scene cuts to Korvo moaning as Terry comes him and kisses him on the cheek while heading to the bathroom.

Terry: How you feeling, big guy?

Korvo: *moaning in overwhelmed* Oh fine.

Terry: Are you sure?

Korvo nods.

Terry: Okay. I’ll be in the bathroom. Love you.

Korvo: Love you too.

Terry leaves and Korvo lies down on the bed

Korvo: *moans as his eyes glow aquamarine*

Then, he starts growling. Korvo then gets a headache as he screams in pain.

Korvo: FUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Korvo then grows fangs while his skin turns black and he starts growing bigger and muscular. Terry comes in and gasps.

Terry: Korvy?

Korvo gets wings and horns as he roars

Terry: *blushing* Holy fuck… you got buff.

Monster Korvo: Don't. Don't look at me.

Monster Korvo whimpers but to his surprise, Terry is amoured by his appearance.

Terry: Tell you what, I'm surprised you never showed me this earlier.

Monster Korvo: *blushing embarrassingly* Well, to be honest, it’s my lifesource since I was a Replicant, it’s been running in my family for generations. I was worry on how you would react…

Terry gasps in shock.

Terry: Do you mind if you, uh...told me more? It's okay if you don't wanna.

Monster Korvo: Oh I’m actually half Super Shlorpian. It’s been running this family ever since my ancestor Koran made a blessing in order to protect his family from bandits and protects the villagers. It passed on to the family when a Replicant turns 13

Terry: Wow...

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Yeah. But it feels like a curse...

Terry: Aw… Korvy, why do you think that?

Super Shlorpian Korvo starts weeping

Terry: Oh Korvy…

Terry kisses Super Shlorpian Korvo on the cheek

Terry: Can you please tell me why you think it’s a curse?

Super Shlorpian Korvo sighs

Super Shlorpian Korvo: When I was a Replicant, I was blessed with this after my 13-Birth-A-Day in my sleep.

A flashback plays. Replicant Korvo was walking while carrying books until he starts to feel sick.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: *voiceover* I started to feel sick. So, I decided to head home that day.

Replicant Korvo made it home as he starts moaning and then notices his skin turning black as he starts having a panic attack.

Replicant Korvo: What's happening to me?!

Replicant Korvo then grows bigger and muscular as he rips apart his robe into pieces. Then, his horns pop out from his head and his wings pop out from his back as he roars.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: *voiceover* After my first transformation, a lot of Shlorpians saw it and grow afraid of me.

Pink Replicant Shlorpian: WHAT IS THAT THING?!

Yellow Replicant Shlorpian: HOLY SHIT! A MONSTER!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: *voiceover* I...didn't know what to do so...

Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo grows afraid as the Replicants throws stuff at him as his anger overcomes as he roars.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: *voiceover* I snapped.

Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo roars as he slashed another Shlorpian, which made the other Replicants run away. Scared, Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo flies back home while roaring.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: So when I got home, you remember my older sister Janiz? The one I was telling you about? *Terry nods* she calm down and I vow to not transform again because of my fear of hurting you guys… so I made pills to help control myself, which is also why I have thin skin.

Terry: What happened to Janiz?

Super Shlorpian Korvo snaps

Super Shlorpian Korvo: SHE DIDN’T MAKE IT!

Terry: *gasp* Oh Korvy… I am so sorry…

Super Shlorpian Korvo sighs

Super Shlorpian Korvo: *voice breaking* It’s just that Janiz didn’t have an evacuation partner and… when I found out… *starts crying* I was so heartbroken! I want my sister! I want her! I WANT HER! *punches a wall as he breaks down in tears*

Terry gasps. Super Shlorpian Korvo breaks down in tears as Terry soothes him.

Terry: Hey… Shh… shh… it’s okay… I’m here…

Super Shlorpian Korvo continues crying. Terry then has an idea.

Cue “Beautiful” from Zac Nelson

[TERRY]

You should change your name to laughter

You bring joy to every room

Other voices vanish after hearing such a lovely tune

In a world that′s so imperfect

Every word you say is music

You should change your name to beautiful

You should change your name to pity

You make tears impossible

Wish that I could have you with me every time I fall

In a world that's so imperfect

I know you will try to fix it

You should change your name to beautiful

I don′t think you'd mind it if I change your name to something new

Would you think it childish if I change my name to 'I love you′?

We both have a love so perfect

I would never want to hurt it

You should change your name to beautiful In a world that′s so imperfect

Every word you say is music

You should change your name to beautiful (you should change your name to beautiful)

You should change your name to beautiful

The song as Super Shlorpian Korvo purrs and falls asleep on his bed. Terry smiles and kiss Super Shlorpian Korvo on the forehead.

Terry: Sleep well, baby. Would it be okay if I sleep on the couch.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: No. I want you to stay. I love you.

Terry smiles.

Terry: I love you too.

Super Shlorpian Korvo turns back into his normal Shlorpian form as Terry gasps

Terry: Korvy! You’re you! *lifts Korvo up as they both cry tears of joy*

Korvo: I know! *laughs*

The two husbands embrace in a kiss as they starts to fall asleep.

Korvo: Sweet dreams my love…

Terry: Sweet dreams my beautiful Korvy…

Korvo giggles. The two alien husbands fell asleep. The next day, the Solars and their friends head out of the house and watch the sunrise, now ready for anything.

Korvo: Guys, this is might be a new start for us.

Jesse: Hell yeah!

The Solars and their friends look at the sunrise, awaiting for new adventures.

THE END

#solar opposites #solar opposites au #solar opposites: the misadventures of the solars #super shlorpian korvo #human korvo #human terry #human jesse #human yumyulack #human pupa #sonya solar opposites #phoebe maccarthy #phoebe solar opposites

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82 Great Things in Spock Amok

Strange New Worlds season one episode five... 🖖🏼 Hijinks

Strange New Worlds | Children of the Comet | Ghosts of Illyria Part 1 & Part 2 | Memento Mori | Spock Amok

Oh! Oh! I know what this is! Vulcan wedding!

T'Pring is exquisite in that wedding dress. She always slays, but this is impeccable.

Vulcan nightmare wedding dream sequence! Complete with self doubt and loathing!

Lirpas!

The slightly off kilter camera angle on the wide shot of Spock's quarters after he wakes from the nightmare, showing how out of sorts he is after seeing his deepest fears play out

Spock's log is cut off by T'Pring's arrival, as if he has lost time while waiting for her arrival which is kind of embarrassing for a Vulcan, I think. It's another sign of his inattentiveness toward her

Their greeting is fantastic (sounds like a traditional Vulcan thing?) and Spock's last "I await you" make me weak in the knees, I must admit

Nice cover by Spock with the comment about redecorating - also having your girlfriend visit your bachelor pad for the first time is hard

T'Pring engaging Spock in a little verbal trial by combat by questioning if he understands the importance of her work - and also the flirty, cheeky way she says "It seems I have a way with dangerous criminals"

And then as soon as she has explained the importance of her work and that she has made arrangements so that she can instead spend time with Spock, he realizes he now has to tell her that he did not think to or could not do the same for his diplomatic duties - the flirting immediately vanishes

Solar sailship!

The R'ongovians are fascinating and mercurial in these early scenes, I love it

"Sir, I should go do the security things" 😂 Also loving the bun in the back instead of the ponytail

Vulcan panic as negotiations begin early

Ortegas and Chapel discussing the latter's romantic misadventures which includes running from live phaser fire

M'Benga is such a dad (fondly)

La'An commenting on M'Benga's fly fishing hat, you can just tell she's trying to be chummy and it's still coming off a tad hostile but more like affectionate hostile now

Look, maybe an unpopular opinion, but I would absolutely do a shore stay

Where Fun Goes to Die 💀

Chief Kyle can't even look her in the face as he denies hearing the nickname 😂

"A shared acceptance of mutual sacrifice is crucial to a successful relationship" - she has shown she is willing to sacrifice her work but he has not done the same, in essence his actions saying he deems his work not only more important than hers, but her as well

Spock seeing the dinner T'Pring either prepared or laid out and realizing he done fucked up

The ambiance of the bar is fantastic… and then there's Dever… ruining it with "You look hot. Like, fire hot." 😐

Chapel being like "shut up, I'm not here to be wooed, I'm here to tweak my freak"

Chapel and Dever are the opposite of Pike and Batel, although I suspect the reasons why Chapel and Pike choose to engage in these types of affairs are probably similar

(Also Spock is so sad eating by himself on a night he should have been spending with T'Pring)

"Oh, that's not because you're a senior officer. It's because you terrify people"

La'An's reasons for staying on the ship during shore leave are the same as my partner and I on our honeymoon cruise - no wait at the ice cream dispenser, no one in the spa, just… peace for a few hours

"People are idiots. You're fun."

Chapel actually does give Spock good advice during their little heart to heart - and she uses the same phrase as T'Pring: mutual sacrifice

Vulcan teasing

Vulcan… soul sharing?! How ever could this go wrong?!

Love hearing the Vulcan language and the different pronunciations of their names!

Body swap!

Pike is in casual clothes and packing a backpack - what was he going to do on Starbase 1 if the negotiations hadn't turned the way he did?

The cut from Pike and April's conversation to Spock and T'Pring doing… whatever they're doing with their hands on each other's heads while humming… is glorious and I laugh out loud every time

Spock has a gong in his closet

The whole hijinks conversation is beautiful but I'm going to write out my favorite lines anyway

"I know how a door works"

"Spock, I do not like hijinks"

And T'Pring!Spock just staring at Spock!T'Pring before she goes to answer the door is so great… I can hear the 'fuck you fuck you fuck you' in that stare

Spock is really terrible at being T'Pring and T'Pring is not bad at being Spock in this scene. She sees how Spock!T'Pring is standing and modifies her stance to emulate him, but Spock does not make an effort to emulate her mannerisms aside from some very awkward dialogue.

"Get out of town" "We are not in a town" 😂😂😂😂😂

Pike's look of disbelief that his chief science officer, his bastion against treaty negotiations disintegrating, his pseudo-son, has done body swapped with his fiancee.

Body swapping is common enough in the Trek-verse that you can call it "doing a body swap"

Spock trying to spare T'Pring from the hell that is treaty negotiation

Spock pulling the Vulcan stole from T'Pring's shoulders as she walks out with Pike and her giving him a long look. I wonder if she's troubled by the fact that he would not wear the article outside his quarters, if it feels like he's ashamed or trying to hide that part of himself when in reality, like, dress codes are a thing. They're a thing, T'Pring.

I don't think they've really portrayed Number One as "terrifying" in this first season (a bit formidable and with a relentless work ethic, sure, but honestly the ensigns seem way more afraid of Chief Kyle than her), but she is definitely way more friendly in her interview than normal

"Bingo. I heard you." 😂 La'An is such a hardass I love it

"What the hell is Enterprise Bingo?!"

K'Tyll also uses the word "sacrifice" when speaking to Spock!T'Pring

It's good for Spock to hear about what bamf his fiancee is from her coworker and to see that her work truly is as important as his

(Why is it called bingo if it's a list?)

Number One calling herself fun's funeral instead of where fun goes to die. I wonder if she heard the nickname in Federation Standard, translated it to Illyrian in her head, and when she was talking to La'An it came out like that instead.

Number One is doing Enterprise Bingo for La'An and it's beautiful - La'An is clearly the instigator and trying not to act too eager when she suggests it

The ridiculous melody that plays when you check off a bingo item

God they are so competitive and cute together and Pike should probably order them to switch off who gets to stay on the ship for Shore Stay from now on so they don't get in trouble 😂

They missed a golden opportunity for Spock!T'Pring to walk down the hallway and see Number One and La'An having a phaser duel and turn right back around to walk the other way

Dever writes poetry that isn't bad is the biggest lie of the episode

I need to know the story of Ortegas, the Vulcans, and the lirpa scars. I neeeed it!

Chapel's acting is fantastic in this sequence… she is the audience insert

Also I love how Chapel is irreverent and sometimes wacky, but when it hits the fan she immediately switches into boss mode

I know Spock is supposed to be super intelligent, but he really should have thought of helping out T'Pring himself

Number One and La'An are both done with bingo… until La'An suggests it's because she didn't have a normal childhood. And then Number One makes bingo her Mission. La'An will get a good childhood memory out of this!

Watching T'Pring!Spock try to negotiate with the R'ongovians… oof. She's trying, but her head literally is not in the right place for this. And Pike knows it when she starts talking about wishing to return to Vulcan.

Pike's defense of Spock and the music that underscores it is beautiful and quite moving - and it allows T'Pring to hear what a bamf her fiance is from his boss

M'Benga fishing in his dad fishing hat, blissfully unaware of any of the drama on the ship or on the Starbase

Barjan is a dick and he deserves to be decked

Also it's good for Spock to get a taste of the kind of ridicule or gossip that T'Pring may be subjected to back on Vulcan for her association with him

None of the other Vulcans playing chess seem to mind that Barjan has been completed laid out by another Vulcan, so I can only assume he was being a dick to them, too

The katric transfer is interesting - M'Benga says its very rare and emotion plays a part. I believe they genuinely wanted to understand the other so much that they transferred instead of what was supposed to happen

"They're gonna nerve pinch us for this, aren't they?"

"But for me the deal was very big, very big indeed"

Chapel again with good advice. Be honest with yourself about what you can and can't promise to the person you're in a relationship with

Vulcan sharing of feelings!

Pike's last speech to the R'ongovians is priceless. I love it so much. Every word of it is true. And I love how apoplectic April is while he's talking.

The solar ship is so freaking cool

Oh my sweet jesus christ they are walking on the ship with just a forcefield and gravity boots keeping them attached to the ship HOW MUCH POWER IS THAT FORCEFIELD SUCKING UP, UNA? oh my god she is so extra

The best way to avoid the Ship of Theseus paradox is to sign the scorch

Most people are doing a signature, like La'An, but Number One writes her name in big, bold letters so the next crop of upstart ensigns will see that there's no way she could ever be fun's funeral

The solar ship sailing over Number One and La'An is such a gorgeous shot, and I love the look of wonder on their faces

"In the spirit of total honesty, I should probably tell you that I punched Barjan." "Having met him, that is logical" 😂

#st:snw #star trek strange new worlds #spock amok #honestly i would probably kal-if-fee spock too #snw great things

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A List of Highly Recommended Modern Western Animated Series

Or alternatively, A List of Modern Western Animated Series That Actually Stuck to Their Guns With Their Story/Character Writing/Endings. Yes, I'm still unfathomably angry about Star vs' downfall, incredibly bitter regarding the She-Ra 'reboot' and how its' messages were portrayed (and a whole lot of other issues), immensely frustrated on how Steven Universe's themes, world building plus characters were handled and extremely annoyed with Miraculous Ladybug refusing to evolve into something better, thank you for asking. :)

The 7D

101 Dalmatians Street

Adventure Time

Adventure Time: Distant Lands

The Adventures of Puss in Boots

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle

American Dragon Jake Long

Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld (2013)

Angelina Ballerina

Animals (2016)

Animaniacs (2020)

Anne of Green Gables: The Animated Series

Atomic Betty

Atomic Puppet

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Batman: The Brave and the Bold

Ben 10 (The entire OG series prior to the 2016 'reboot')

Beware the Batman

Big City Greens

Billy Dilley's Super Duper Subterranean Summer

Bless the Harts

Blood of Zeus

Blue's Clues & You!

Bob's Burgers

Bojack Horseman

The Bravest Knight

Breadwinners

Buzz Lightyear: Star Command

Carmen Sandiego (2019)

Central Park

Centaurworld

Chalkzone

Chaotic

Chowder

Clarence

Class of the Titans

Cleopatra in Space

Close Enough

Codename Kids Next Door

Cyberchase

DC Super Hero Girls (2019)

Dead End: Paranormal Park

The Deep

Detentionaire

Di-Gata Defenders

Dora the Explorer

DOTA: Dragon's Blood

Doug Unplugs

The Dragon Prince

DuckTales (2017)

El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera

Elliott From Earth

The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants

Epithet Erased

Ever After High

Fillmore!

Filly Funtasia

Fish Hooks

Generator Rex

Geronimo Stilton

The Ghost and Molly McGee

G.I. Joe: Renegades

Glitch Techs

Go Away, Unicorn!

Gravity Falls

The Great North

Green Eggs and Ham (2019)

Green Lantern: The Animated Series

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Growing Up Creepie

Hanazuki: Full of Treasures

Harold and the Purple Crayon

Harley Quinn (2019)

Harvey Girls Forever!

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi

Hilda

The Hollow

If You Give a Mouse a Cookie

Iggy Arbuckle

Infinity Train

Invader Zim

Invincible (2021)

Jackie Chan Adventures

Jacob Two-Two

Jellystone!

Jurrasic World: Camp Cretaceous

Justice League

Justice League Action

Kappa Mikey

Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil

Kid Cosmic

Kim Possible

King

Kulpari: An Army of Frogs

Kulipari: Dreamwalker

Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness

The Last Kids on Earth

Legends of Chima

LEGO Elves: Secrets of Elvendale

Legend of the Three Caballeros

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Lilo & Stitch: The Series

Lily the Witch

The Lion Guard

Little Charmers

The Little Prince (2010)

Littlest Pet Shop (2012)

LoliRock

Love, Death & Robots

Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack

Max and Ruby

Metalopocalypse

The Midnight Gospel

Milo Murphy's Law

Molang

Moominvalley

Motorcity

The Mr. Men Show

Muppet Babies (2018)

My Life As a Teenage Robot

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Mysticons

Neo Yokio

Oban Star Racers

Onyx Equinox

Over the Garden Wall

Penn Zero: Part Time Hero

Phineas and Ferb

Pinkalicious and Peterrific

Polly Pocket (2018)

Pop Pixie

Pound Puppies (2010)

Puppy in My Pocket: Adventures in Pocketville

Potatoes and Dragons

Primal (2019)

The Proud Family

Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja

Regular Show

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Ruby Gloom

Sabrina: Secrets of a Teenage Witch

Sadie Sparks

Samurai Jack

Santiago of the Seas

Scaredy Squirrel

Scooby Doo!: Mystery Incorperated

Sealab 2021

Secret Mountain Fort Awesome

Seis Manos

Shaun the Sheep

Sheep in the Big City

Shimmer and Shine

Silverwing

Simon in the Land of Chalk Drawings

Skylanders Academy

Slugterra

Sofia the First

Solar Opposites

Spirit: Riding Free

Spliced

Stanley

Star Beam

Star Wars: The Bad Batch

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Star Wars Rebels

Static Shock

Stretch Armstrong and the Flex Fighters

Summer Camp Island

Su[er Drags

Sym-Bionic Titan

Tales of Arcadia franchise

Tara Duncan

Teen Titans

Thundercats (2011)

Totally Spies!

Trolls: The Beat Goes On!

Trollz

True and the Rainbow Kingdom

Tuca & Bertie

Twelve Forever

The Venture Brothers

Victor and Valentino

Villainous

Wakfu

Wander Over Yonder

Watership Down (2018)

Wayside

We Bare Bears

Welcome to the Wayne

What About Mimi?

Winx Club's first 3 seasons

W.I.T.C.H.

Xiaolin Showdown

Young Justice

Upcoming Modern Cartoons with Interesting Concepts!

The Inside Job

IRL Squad

The Lion's Blaze

Wings of Fire

#the dragon prince #dc super hero girls 2019 #the ghost and molly mcgee #gravity falls #regular show #ceri rambles about stuff

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Adult Swim’s Two-Time Emmy® Award Winning Series Brings Home All the Antics Rick and Morty: The Complete Fifth Season

Traveling Across the Multiverse & Into Your Homes on Blu-ray™ Steelbook, Blu-ray & DVD December 7th, 2021

America’s favorite crazy scientist and his grandson return for their long-awaited and highly anticipated misadventures when the latest season of Adult Swim’s hit series Rick and Morty: The Complete Fifth Season arrives on Blu-ray Steelbook, Blu-ray and DVD on December 7, 2021. From creators Justin Roiland (“Solar Opposites”) and Dan Harmon (“Community”), get ready to binge on one of cables #1 watched comedies featuring all 10 episodes from Season 5, and outrageous bonus content including the never-before-seen featurette - "Fighting Gravity": The Making of Season 5. Exclusive to the set, follow co-creator Dan Harmon and the crew as they reflect on the challenges of completing this season in the middle of a pandemic. Additional special features include “Inside the Episode” segments for every episode, numerous featurettes, and more. Rick and Morty: The Complete Fifth Season is priced to own at $24.98 SRP for the DVD ($29.98 in Canada), $29.98 SRP for the Blu-ray ($39.99 in Canada), $39.99 SRP for the Blu-ray Steelbook ($44.98 in Canada). Rick and Morty: The Complete Fifth Season is also available to own on Digital via purchase from digital retailers.

Rick and Morty is the multi-Emmy® Award winning half-hour comedy series that airs on Adult Swim, the #1 destination for young adults for over a decade. The half-hour animated Adult Swim hit comedy series follows a sociopathic genius scientist who drags his inherently timid grandson on insanely dangerous adventures across the universe. Rick Sanchez is living with his daughter Beth's family and constantly bringing her, his son-in-law Jerry, granddaughter Summer, and grandson Morty into intergalactic escapades. Rick and Morty was the #1 comedy across all of television in 2017 and 2019 and has become a multi-platform sensation not just on television, but across digital, gaming, live streaming, retail, and fan experiences.

With Blu-ray’s unsurpassed picture and sound, Rick and Morty: The Complete Fifth Season Blu-ray release will include 1080p Full HD Video with DTS-HD Master Audio for English 5.1. Featuring all 10 episodes from the season 5 in high definition, as well as a digital code (available in the U.S. only).

DIGITAL Rick and Morty is available to own on Digital. Digital allows consumers to instantly stream and download all episodes to watch anywhere and anytime on their favorite devices. Digital is available from various retailers including iTunes, Amazon Video, Google Play, Vudu, Xbox and others. A Digital Code is also included in the U.S. with the purchase of specially marked Blu-ray discs for redemption and cloud storage.

BONUS FEATURES • "Fighting Gravity": The Making of Season 5 (Exclusive to Set): In this deep dive discussion, co-creator Dan Harmon and the crew reflect on the challenges of completing this season in the middle of a pandemic and the creative process behind the story's biggest revelations. • “Inside the Episode”: For every episode from Season 5 • B-Story Generator Vol. 1: Co-creator Dan Harmon and writer Rob Schrab reach into their box of random ideas to conjure up hilarious side stories. • B-Story Generator Vol. 2: Co-creator Dan Harmon and writer Rob Schrab return to brainstorm even more ludicrous side stories. • Backgrounds: The show's artists give us a jaw-dropping look at the amazingly detailed environments packed into every episode. • Animation and Compositing: Crafting the show's visuals is a complex process and the crew is here to show us why. • Coloring Rick and Morty: Get an in-depth look at how the crew uses vibrant color to create fantastic alien worlds. • Directing 'Mortyplicity': An inside look at the evolution of this ambitious and action-packed episode, from initial storyboards to final product. • Directing 'Rickmurai Jack': A behind the scenes look at one visualization of one of the most ambitious episodes in the series' history. • Season 5 Hype: Dan Harmon and the writers give you a taste of what's in store for Rick and Morty's wildest season yet.

10 (22 Minute) Episodes

1. Mort Dinner Rick Andre 2. Mortyplicity 3. A Rickconvenient Mort 4. Rickdependence Spray 5. Amortycan Grickfitti 6. Rick & Morty's Thanksploitation Spectacular 7. Gotron Jerrysis Rickvangelion 8. Rickternal Friendshine of the Spotless Mort 9. Forgetting Sarick Mortshall 10. Rickmurai Jack

BASICS Street Date: December 7, 2021 Order Due Date: October 26, 2021 BD and DVD Presented in 16x9 widescreen format Running Time: Feature: Approx. 220 min Enhanced Content: Approx. 44 min

DVD Price: $24.98 SRP ($29.98 in Canada) 2-Discs (2 DVD-9s) Audio – English (5.1) Dub: NONE Subtitles – ENG SDH, PFR

BLU-RAY with Digital Copy Price: $29.98 SRP ($39.99 in Canada) 1-Discs (1 BD-50s) Audio – DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 – English Dub: GER, PFR Subtitles – ENG SDH, DUT, GER SDH, GER-F, PFR, PFR-F

STEELBOOK with Digital Copy Price: $39.99 SRP ($44.98 in Canada) 1-Discs (1 BD-50s) Audio – DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 – English Dub: GER, PFR Subtitles – ENG SDH, DUT, GER SDH, GER-F, PFR, PFR-F

#dvd news #blu-ray news #digital news #rick and morty #fifth season #adult swim #emmy award winning #warner bros. home entertainment #justin roiland #dan harmon #steelbook #animation #science fiction #comedy

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explorers of arvus: port draavos / 3.23.20

and now for something different: the misadventures of the hope’s guard

so for the past 3 years ive been in an ongoing dnd5e campaign run by michael called Explorers of Arvus, which is super cool and super fun and i love it a whole lot! and back when i used twitter, i’d liveblog our sessions and that ended up being my way of note taking bc im otherwise quite terrible at it

after i stopped using twitter, that had the side effect of me not keeping notes anymore, so i kind of didnt remember any of the past couple sessions? especially because its hard for all 6 of us to have like, schedules that make sense, so there’s a lot of distance between each session.

and then i realized i can just take notes shitpost-liveblog style and then just… like, put it on tumblr or whatever. i’ll probably make like, ill probably port over my old liveblog threads onto here sometime but until then: we played d&d today! Time For Shenanigans

some quick context: we’re called the Hope’s Guard, but our unofficial silly name is Chunch Bunch the Dungeon Master is Michael aka Skalter aka @openlyeight Taure M’ea is a half-elf paladin played by Penn aka @penn-name and she is doing her best. Sieron Astora is a human (secretly half-orc) wizard played by Jorb aka @jorbs-palace and he’s basically the protagonist, and also starting to be gay for Charlie Charlie Wickfield is a halfling wild magic sorcerer played by Leos aka us and she’s known for being very chaotic, lighting things on fire, and having a high charisma score but no idea how to articulate anything Thorne is a half-orc warlock played by Solar aka @craftlands and he grew up in nonsense land aka the feywild and i love him, and also he’s fine-tuned to be able to snipe the shit out of anything within a 600 ft radius of him w/ eldritch blast Silje Cottonwood is a tabaxi blood hunter played by Nyx aka @patheticnyas and he is very edgy but also a cat and is VERY gay for Thorne our general goal is to stop some motherfucker called Halvkar / the God-King from… i dunno, being a huge bitch? he dumped zombies all over Arvus and that’s a problem. its late at night and i just played d&d for several hours

AND SO: WE PLAYED D&D FOR THE FIRST TIME OF THE DECADE

last time:

chunch bunch beat up the cult and now we’re FINALLY GOING TO ARVUS, YALL (also we picked up a cat) (his name is silly. its silje but literally pronounced like “silly”) sieron hatched a child! so like, we have a lil coatl friend now OH RIGHT SIERON HAS A MOM. sierons mom is here charlie and sieron attempted to have a gay scene but charlie went off script by being “[internal dial up noises]” when sieron said something really heartwarming we’re in fort draavos! and now we’re picking up sidequests and just kinda wanderin around. woo!

NOW, ON EXPLORERS OF ARVUS:

thorne and charlie discuss the morals of necromancy, and also the concept of “[charlie voice] necromancy racism”

EVERYONE IS BONDING WITH CHARLIE TODAY taure gave charlie the rune of wound closure and told her to stay safe and im :keralisweep:

accidentally started a cutscene bc charlie is very loud in a temple, oop. some priests(?) glared at us and walked off and im sure they wont stab us later! ingrid the adorkable friend has been having reoccuring nightmares about a dark figure w/ black robes standing above a bleeding platform high in the air over a swamp and summoning undead, so we’re gonna go hit that up! it MIGHT be like, a vision of the past, but even if so thats still pretty relevant also there’s a cool half orc lady named undril silvertusk who we’re gonna escort to camp vengeance! she’s awesome

thorne: i was in a dungeon once charlie: you got better! thorne: [points] i DID get better!

summer: can i roll to steal the laser gun? michael: if you find the dragon, you can try to steal the laser gun.

solar: guys, we have to protect the lesbians at all costs. and if one of them turns out to be an ancient gold dragon and curses my dick, then so be it

taure: dont worry, i wont let you die. ingrid: …okay :D!

THE HOT SPRINGS EPISODE IS FINALLY HAPPEN sorry thorne. charlie dabbed at a buff tiefling charlie is too fucking short for the hot springs. also she’s like 50% hair so she is Dying

time for food! we ran into an adventuring party that is apparently based off one michael was part of in another campaign, and i think the buff tiefling is his? also taure ordered samples of everything and then got Super plastered

thorne rolled really good to infodump hardcore about arvus artifacts and it is cute and id die for him oop michael asked for all our passive perception

omg theres an introduction of a ~mysterious character~ and originally theyre supposed to just sneak off but then michael realized they’d be genuinely interested in thorne’s infodumping so now theyre just Lurking

the opposite of a slow burn is a fast explosion

[everyone gets distracted quoting realtime fandub]

oops taure is depressed! ALSO SHE BROKE UP WITH SIGRA??? charlie is VERY bad at emotional support so she’s just “uhhhhhhhhh”, but thankfully thorne catches her before she faceplants into her potatoes CAN ANY OF US CARRY TAURE??? SHE’S IN FULL ARMOUR AND ALSO PASSED OUT

michael: what do you do with the bottle? summer: eat it

charlie get haircut! WITH SWORDS. her hair is now like midway down her back so its like, a bit shorter than when she first met everybody silje: do you want this [the hair he cut off]? charlie: UH WHAT WOULD I .. DO WITH IT… silje: …make a rope? charlie: yknow what i might as fucking well, who knows if id need spare hair

penn: i dont think taure is horny tho! summer: ITS OK, SILJE IS HORNY ENOUGH FOR ALL OF US

michael: Sieron, Str of 10- action hero Thorne, str of 14- twink nyx: silly, str of 13- cat solar: i guess thorne is a hunk. michael: thorne is a twunk summer: the t in thorne stands for twunk

taure, extremely drunk and sad: CHARLIE IM SORRY I MADE YOU BURN DOWN THAT LIBRARY (sieron and thorne carried her to bed and she ended up apologising a whole lot about literally everything)

jorb/sieron wants to know if charlie’s hair has any lingering wild magic nonsense!

thorne’s staring out the window! and also discord kept censoring solar when they were trying to say that THIS ENTIRE AREA IS WITHIN THORNE’S RANGE. solar: i could shoot someone at the thundering boar tavern [from our tavern] jorb: [as thorne] WRONG TAVERN, IDIOT!

solar called soldier:76 a cornfucker and it blindsided me so hard

michael: silje cottonwood, dark edgy blood hunter. [flops over on camera] NOTICE MEEEEEEEE

WE’RE NOW MAKING NONSTOP FORT DRAAVOS PUNS. i had to go clean pepper’s litter and when i came back they were STILL GOING

thorne pets silje on accident bc silje ws doing an anime squat on the balcony’s railing and is now having a crisis of “is it appropriate to pet the furry?” AND ALSO SILLY IS VERY SOFT

jorb & michael: [say something cursed] summer: [looking around frantically] I DONT HAVE AN IMPROVISED WEAPON solar: Allow Me. [brandishes baseball bat on camera]

#leo chirps #txt #summer.txt #dnd #explorers of arvus

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Wubba-lubba-dub-dub! Rick and Morty: Seasons 1-5 Boxed Set coming to Blu-ray & DVD March 29th

From creators Justin Roiland (“Solar Opposites”) and Dan Harmon (“Community”), go on an intergalactic adventure across the multi-verse with the epic release of the Rick and Morty: Seasons 1-5 boxed set on Blu-ray™ and DVD from Warner Bros. Home Entertainment on March 29, 2022. Get Schwifty while you binge on one of cables #1 watched comedies – and follow the misadventures of America’s favorite…

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#adult swim #Blu-ray #Rick and Morty #Rick and Morty: Season 1-5

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Adult Swim Announces Release Dates For New Merch Inspired By "Robot Chicken" And "Rick And Morty"

Traveling Across the Multiverse & Into Your Homes on Blu-ray™ Steelbook, Blu-ray & DVD December 7, 2021

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#Rick and Morty #Robot Chicken

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Why You Fear Success

You can choose either a life of comfort or fulfillment. If you choose comfort, you will miss out on fulfillment. If you choose fulfillment, you miss out on comfort.

Werner Erhard

If you are like most of us, you will often boast of your commitment to success. You’re no loser. You know how to give a truly worthy pursuit your all. On closer examination, you will find this false bravado hides deep insecurities. Of course, you will say, “We all want to win.” Yet you begin to think of all the times you unwittingly shrunk back from the brass ring. The classic example is getting to the five-yard line in football about to make a touchdown. As a quarterback, you make a stupid pass that falls into the opposing team’s hands, and you end up scrambling to catch up with them… in the opposite direction! If you are human, you have conflicting emotions. Period. For some of us, the conflict is far greater than for others. We dream of being authentic, fully integrated high achievers. In truth, this can require a lifetime of intense inner work. What is really going on here? You fear success whenever the discomfort of achieving your stated goal exceeds that of blowing it.

Four Stances to Success

In life, we assume one of four postures, based upon our willingness to make calculated risks and our overall commitment to growth.

1. Don’t Play at All The least risk is to bow out of any and every game. You can be counted on to never assume any responsibility. You are never disappointed, just increasingly bored. 2. Play to Lose The second least risk is to deliberately play to lose. That way, you end all the suspense and confirm childhood suspicions that you just don’t have what it takes. 3. Play NOT to Lose The third least risk is to do what most people do: play to break even. Be moderate in all things. Don’t stick out. Stay under the radar. Go do what everyone else is doing. 4. Play to Win The greatest risk is to deliberately play to win, regardless of the consequences. Life is a lot more fun when you both work hard and play hard. What are we here for if not to shine? If you think deeply, you will identify three core issues that force you to hold back and consistently “snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.” You will confront the core beliefs that sabotage most or all your efforts to succeed, to make a real difference.

You Don’t Really Believe in Your Goal

Some of the best and brightest of us find themselves playing games they never even planned and ultimately find distasteful. They listened to their parents when growing up. “You want to be a doctor, lawyer or minister. [Today it might be data scientist.] Make lots of money. There is no market for creativity. Why be a starving artist?” Dr. Deepak Chopra was the son of a great Indian physician who had attended to the Viceroy’s wife. It was foreordained that Deepak and his brother would also be doctors. A strange thing about Deepak, however, it that he really liked to write and aspired to be a journalist. When he met the Maharishi after immigrating to the U.S., everything changed for him. Deepak found his true passion, and went on to impact millions.

The temptation is to win social approval at the price of forfeiting your passion. If you are fortunate, you wake up early and rebel. You take a series of steps towards an authentic life. This is what adolescence and going to college are really all about.

You Don’t Want to Sell Out

You have it wired that if a person is a high achiever in an upper socio-economic bracket and a conspicuous consumer, he or she has most definitely sold out along the way. All rich men are selfish bastards out to cheat everyone else. You can’t make it to the top without deep compromise, just as a beautiful lady cannot achieve stardom in Hollywood without encountering the casting couch. Most likely, you haven’t even tested these assumptions, and are relying on misadventures with a handful of acquaintances. In my experience, only a small fraction of high-achievers and affluent people are miserable misers. We like to think this way, as it gets us off the hook. In truth, many are model human beings. I think of Ross Perot, who ran for President as a billionaire. Ross was known for impeccable honor. He even ended up buying a copy of the Magna Carta, the foundational document of Western democracy, and had it couriered back to the United States. Anyone who has spent serious time on the political left, hung out at grad school and consorted with intellectuals, knows the extreme distaste of the commercial life. You can write the great American novel, but God forbid that you become an advertising copywriter. (In point of fact, one of my most enjoyable jobs was with a leading ad agency!)

You Feel Totally Unworthy

To top it all off, you are an introvert, grew up in a broken, dysfunctional family, and constantly were reminded that you just don’t have what it takes. Even people with a happy childhood are lucky if they are not plagued with gratuitous thoughts, “You’re just not going to make it!” The perfect example is applying to an ivy-league school, such as Stanford, where admission may be as low as five, or even one, percent of the applicants. You might even be a straight A student to no avail. You didn’t have enough of a social life and cracked the books too often. How can you win?

You could look at success as a way of better serving other people. If you have a powerful vision and a deeply moving passion, you have what many people are looking for. Elon Musk was stood up by Netscape for a job interview. From South Africa, Elon decided that he might take advantage of our free enterprise system. He then helped form PayPal, then SpaceX, Telsla and Solar City. Today, Elon is holding up the torch for humanity to colonize Mars… with private dollars!

How to Play Full Out

If you are sick of setting yourself up to lose all the zest in life, and you want to feel young and vibrant again, you can take some simple steps to discover your passion, focus upon it and make a lasting difference in the world. • Discover your passion. What is the one thing you most desire, above anything else? • Focus on your passion. Commit to it, even if it means just five minutes a day, every day. • Create a vision. What will the world look like after you have made your contribution? • Share the vision. Find people who share your commitment for change. • Start a mastermind. Invite distinguished people who resonate with your dreams. • Persist, regardless of the consequences. This is what you truly want. Go for it! You will want to identify a grand vision, such as ending global warming, while identifying a specific objective that is actionable. For example, you want to counter climate change by leading America to become a zero-carbon country. While this project is definitely ambitious, it is possible. Any number of cities in the U.S. already have a commitment to achieve zero carbon emissions. It is human to fear success. It doesn’t mean that you are crazy. It is also possible to dramatically loosen this fear’s grip on you. You can give yourself, and others, the wings to fly!

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I booked this trip to Oregon over 10 months in advance to see the ‘Great American Eclipse’ of 2017. I wanted a short trip, so I could take a limited time off of work, and be able to see other things that were on my bucket list. With 10 months to plan, and being an ultimate planner, I had this trip detailed to the hour with drives across the great state of Oregon to see both Crater Lake and Multnomah Falls in the two days before the eclipse, then back to work on Tuesday. My mom asked if she could join and since I already know we make decent travel partners, I agreed.

Even before I left, things started going a bit south. I cheaped out and got a Lyft Line (carpool ride-share) to the airport, and normally a 30 min drive took over an hour. I had left EXTRA early anticipating long lines at the airport and knowing that missing my flight was not an option since everything this weekend was sold out. Already, I felt like this was a disappointing start to the trip. The plane ride was fairly uneventful, since I slept the whole time and ignored the large nerd who twice tried to strike up a conversation with me.

I flew in on Friday evening, and booked a convenient hotel near the airport so we could get an early start on Saturday. On Saturday, I tentatively planned for breakfast, but ended up eating the complimentary breakfast offered at the hotel – yay! Then, with spontaneity, we decided to go to Portland’s Saturday Market since we had time for this AND the waterfall. So, after we picked up the rental car, we spent a couple hours in the morning shopping the local arts and crafts. On our way out of town, we decided to make a quick stop at Cathedral Park, a much photographed bridge with support beams shaped like a cathedral. Of course, I loved taking photos of the grand, concrete columns.

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Then, we drove to Multnomah Falls only to find that the exit was closed and traffic getting to the beautiful falls was completely jammed. I guess other Eclipse chasers had the same idea. We were not in the mood to wait a couple hours for parking, so we drove on. As my mom pointed out, ‘Who cares about seeing this waterfall, when you’ve seen some of the best in the world?’ So, with hunger seeping in, we decided to abandon these plans. I was disappointed, but figured I’d rather see Crater Lake. Instead, we stopped for lunch at the next exit, which happened to be Cascade Locks, home to the Bridge of the Gods. This bridge over the Columbia River was made famous by Cheryl Strayed’s Wild. This was an interesting happenstance and the food was filling.

From there, we headed south, into the interior of Central Oregon, and drove through grassy hills with view of the conical Mt. Hood. There are mountain ranges (The Cascades) in Oregon, however the famous volcanic mountains tower over everything around them, as gods of their own.

We arrived in Bend, Oregon at our rented condo, and settled in for the evening. We walked to downtown for dinner, but first got lost along the way because we took a wrong turn from our GPS.

On Sunday, we woke up early to avoid crowds and drove south to Crater Lake. We drove to Beckie’s Cafe in the morning for breakfast and some of her renowned fresh pie. We planned to get sandwiches and pie for a picnic lunch along Crater Lake. Then discovered they don’t make sandwiches until lunchtime, so we ordered pie to go, instead. Overall, the food was disappointing, so we’re a bit confused why this was a must-try. Due to a wildfire in the area, the lake was obscured by heavy smoke and wasn’t quite as wonderful as we had hoped. The 20 min video at the Visitor Center was the best part of the trip and it advertised your first breath-taking view of the lake as an unforgettable experience. Instead, we got a hazy view with glimpses of the deep blue, nothing near as magnificent as it was touted. I was completely disappointed as I had driven for two straight days and hadn’t really had any great experiences to show for it. I had hoped that at least if I didn’t get to see the eclipse, the awe-inspiring Crater Lake would be worth the trip. Without Crater Lake as a consolation prize, I was feeling pretty frustrated. Alas, we will have to come back for a jaw-dropping view.

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Back in Bend, we bought picnic supplies for the next day and decided on Chinese food for dinner. Even though it had 4 stars, we spent the entire time snickering about how it was the WORST Chinese food and potentially one of the worst meals we have ever eaten. How difficult is it to make the typical American-ized Chinese staples? Even at home, I could make better pot stickers. We boxed most of the meal to go, and then threw it away (we didn’t even want a homeless guy to have to experience that). We went to sleep early in anticipation of the Eclipse day.

On Monday, we woke up at 4:30am, before dawn to drive 1.5 hours to Detroit Lake. I wanted to avoid the crowds at the Solar Fest in Madras, Oregon and thought that a hike to Stahlman Point would be away from the general public. With wildfires near Bend and Mt. Jefferson, we researched ferociously to see if smoke would inhibit our views and had determined that winds were blowing smoke in the opposite direction from our intended viewing site. Unfortunately, the best-laid plans often don’t end up going that way and the morning of, we found ourselves driving through a cloud of smoke. We arrived at the trail head to a dozen cars already there, and decided since the summit doesn’t have too much room. I was ready to cry. It felt like everything we had planned for was in the garbage. I wasn’t sure if the sky would clear, or if we should try to drive toward Salem, hoping for clearer skies and less crowds, but not having researched any good viewing spots there. It felt like a lose-lose situation and I didn’t know the right answer, but I was on the fringe of this trip being a complete disaster.

We decided we would have better luck to move on toward Salem. As we descended out of the Cascades, smoke dissipated and my trusty co-pilot was able to navigate us to farmlands with empty fields. We found one spot and then drove on, but I ended up driving back to the first spot. There, we laid out our breakfast picnic and picked wild blackberries as we waited for totality.

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People were parked anywhere and everywhere on the sides of the road. Experiencing the eclipse is unlike anything I can describe and 1,000 times better than a partial or even annular eclipse. So, although the rest of the trip didn’t exactly go according to plan, I was thankful that we had a clear view of the eclipse.

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After the eclipse, we packed up quickly and drove back to Portland. We were a little worried about our 6pm flights and with good reason. The mass exodus caused traffic jams all over central Oregon and our 1.5 hour trip took over 3 hours, following a mob of cars through small country roads. Luckily, we made it to the airport in time to grab a bite and some local brews before our flights back home. Until next time, Portland!

Travel Blog and Misadventures of Oregon three-day weekend for the 2017 Eclipse I booked this trip to Oregon over 10 months in advance to see the 'Great American Eclipse' of 2017.

#Bend #Bridge of the Gods #Cascades #Crater Lake #eclipse #Great American Eclipse #Misadventures #Mt. Hood #Multnomah Falls #Oregon #Portland #Salem #Saturday Market #Total Eclipse

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The New Shlorpian Solar Opposites’ Members Human Forms/Shlorpian Form

Sonya Solar-Opposites (Shlorpian Form; only in Misadventures of The Solars AU)

Janiz Solar-Opposites

Evil Terry Solar-Opposites

Kimber

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Solar Opposites: The Misadventures of The Solars Episode #11: Terry Loses it Again!

The episode starts with Terry looking at Jesse’s old teddy bear back at Shlorp as he squeaks it.

Terry: *chuckles* She used to love playing with this.

Terry then sighs as he looks at the town and then puts his hoodie so he can go grocery shopping/

Terry: Later, babe. *kisses Korvo on the cheek*

Korvo: Later Terry-bear. *blows Terry a kiss*

Terry laughs. Terry heads out the door and turns into his human form. Later, at Earth-4 Mart, Human Terry was about waiting in the line after groceries until a mean costumer came by.

Customer: Hey, freak. Get lost.

Human Terry: Huh?

Customer: Oh. Well well well. If it isn’t the human who lives with those loser Shlorpians?

Human Terry groans

Human Terry: Hey. Those are my friends. What is your fucked up dealio here?!

The customer grabs Terry by the hoodie

Customer: Get this straight. You and your friends don't belong here.

Human Terry: Yes. We do. Now back up bub!

Customer punches Human Terry in the face causing Terry to fall to the ground. Human Terry gasp as the flashbacks of the Shlorpians taunting him and saying an insult about baby Jesse that made her starts crying causes Human Terry to snap.

Human Terry: You...you...

Customer: What?!

Human Terry: YOU FUCKING BASTARD!

The other customers look at Human Terry in shock. Human Terry finally snaps and attacks the customer as the customer screams in horror.

Clerk: SECURITY!

Security grabs Human Terry and pulls him away from the customer, who starts crying.

Customer: WHAT ARE YOU?! FUCKING CRAZY?!

The customer continues crazy as the paramedics came and take him away.

At the Solars' house, Korvo is making food for Lili

Lili: *clapping because she loves the food Korvo makes for her*

Korvo: *chuckles* You hungry, Lili?

Lili: *babbling because she saw what Korvo is making and loves it*

Korvo: I'll take that as a yes.

Korvo puts the baby food in the bowl as Lili claps in joy and Korvo prepares to feed her.

Korvo: Okay Lili. Here comes the airplane. *makes playful airplane noises*

Lili giggles and eats the food

Korvo: That a good girl.

Terry is then heard screaming in rage offscreen

Korvo: Huh? What the?!

Terry is then seen slamming the front door.

Korvo: Terry? What's-

Terry: DON’T TALK TO ME! *Korvo yelps and backs away to give his husband some space*

Shlorpian Cooke: *coming in with the others* Uh, I think Terry has lost his shit again.

Korvo sighs

Korvo: Don’t worry. I’ll go talk to him. *heads upstairs*

Later, in Korvo and Terry’s bedroom, Terry starts throwing stuff in anger as he smashes a mirror and looks at his reflection.

Terry: Why?! Why does it have to be like this?!

Terry growls while pacing back n forth as he deals with his human friends becoming Shlorpians.

Terry: How did I not know this would happen?! Why didn’t I listen to Korvo?!

Terry growls as he sits down on his band and looks at his family photo. Terry touches the family photo as a tear runs down his eye Then, he screams in fury and throws it to the ground. Korvo comes in while holding Lili and gasps.

Korvo: T-Terry?

Terry: GO AWAY!

Korvo screams as he backs away a bit while Lili whimpers.

Korvo: Darling, what has gotten into you?

Terry: Everything! Everything that has happened for the past week! Why won’t anyone just leave me alone?!

Terry suddenly starts getting a headache.

Korvo: Terry, why are you acting like this?

Terry: Maybe it’s because our friends are Shlorpians! DID YOU FORGET THAT?!

Korvo: What? No of course not! I-

Terry suddenly screams in pain

Korvo: gasp Terry?!

Terry kneels down in pain as his skin turns black.

Terry: GET AWAY FROM ME!

Korvo gasps as Terry starts to grow bigger. Then, Terry becomes muscular as his clothes rip apart into pieces. Terry suddenly starts moaning in pleasure.

Terry: OOOOH, YESSSS! THIS! FEELS! GOOOOOOOD!

Korvo: screams in horror Terry! What is happening to you?!

Terry gets monstrous fangs and his eyes turn orange as he roars.

Korvo: Terry? Are you okay?

Lili: *whimpering in fear*

Mundane Terry roars as he punches a wall and made a hole as the replicants scream.

Mundane Terry: Oh, I’m better than okay! I feel powerful, horny even!

Korvo yelps as he backs away while holding Lili close. He then realizes Terry is not here right now.

Korvo: What happened to you?

Mundane Terry chuckles seductively.

Shlorpian Sonya: to Mundane Terry D-daddy?

Jesse: Oh no! Not again!

Yumyulack: Oh fuck! Here we go again!

Mundane Terry: What’s the matter, Korv? You jealous?

Pupa: to Mundane Terry Papa?

Lili: *wailing*

Korvo: What?! No! No! This isn’t you Terry! I know you’re in there! Snap out of it!

Mundane Terry laughs.

Mundane Terry: Oh yes this is! This is who I am now! Jesse gasp as she breaks down crying And this pathetic lazy piece of shit of a weakling I once was is gone.

Jesse: sobbing I want my daddy back!

Mundane Terry: Now if you guys will excuse me, I have a few things to take care of.

The Shlorpian gang came and gasp. Mundane Terry jumps through the ceiling.

Lili: *crying*

Shlorpian Randall: Oh fuck! Not again!

Shlorpian Nova: Terry! No!

Shlorpian Cheery: Oh God! Not again!

Janiz: We gotta stop him before he hurts himself!

Korvo then gasped and sees Jesse crying because she wants her daddy back as he runs up and comforts Jesse.

Jesse: crying hysterically Daddy…. No….

Lili: *whimpers*

Korvo: Jesse, I am so sorry.

Jesse: crying I want my daddy back…. cries into Korvo’s chest as he soothes her

Korvo: It’s okay. We’ll get your father back. eyes glow aquamarine I promise.

The scene then cuts to Mundane Terry landing on the city as he laughs

Mundane Terry: Whoo-hoo!

Mundane Terry flexes his arms as he grins savagely and then looks at the town.

Mundane Terry: Time for them all to pay.

Mundane Terry stretches his back and heads to town. He leaps onto a building and grins savagely.

Mundane Terry: Oh Earth-4… GET A LOAD OF THIS!

Mundane Terry uses his lava powers on the building which causes a devastating explosion that has everyone running for their lives. Mundane Terry then uses his strength to destroy a car.

Mundane Terry chuckles seductively

Mundane Terry: Oh yes! That’s much better!

Mundane Terry roars and laughs savagely. Later, the gang looks down the disaster as they gasp. Super Shlorpian Korvo comes up to them in courage.

Human Jesse: Uh, what's the plan here?

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Save Terry by reminding him he is loved. Come on guys! Let’s do this!

All: RIGHT!

Super Shlorpian Korvo flies while carrying Human Jesse. Then, the gang sees Mundane Terry wrecking havoc.

Human Yumyulack: *carrying Human Lili* Oh, that’s not good.

Shlorpian Cooke: Terry!

Shlorpian Frankie: Stop it Terry!

Shlorpian Sherbet: This isn’t you!

Mundane Terry: YES! IT! IS!

Mundane Terry uses his lava powers to destroy a building.

Human Pupa: Terry! No!

Human Jesse starts crying.

Human Jesse: Daddy! Stop! Please!

Mundane Terry: Daddy’s not home right now, you pink loving bitch!

Super Shlorpian Korvo places Human Jesse down and flies up to Mundane Terry.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Terry! Stop!

Mundane Terry: Why would I wanna do that?! I’m done being told what to do by some dumb blue Shlorpian who can transform into a monster!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Please! Snap out of it! What happened to the husband I know and love?!

Mundane Terry: He was a weakling. Someone who was scared to unleash his anger. I’m over the old me and I’m over you!

Super Shlorpian Korvo gasp as tears appears in his eyes. He then realize it wasn’t Terry talking, but a huge monster talking to him.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: You’re a monster!

Mundane Terry: laughs Try looking in a mirror!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: No! The reason why I am saying this because this isn’t my Terry, but a monster who is turning him into something he is not!

Mundane Terry growls and pummels Super Shlorpian Korvo.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Terry! Terry stop!

Mundane Terry growls.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: STOP THIS PLEASE! I’M SCARED!

Mundane Terry gasps when he hears Super Shlorpian Korvo say he’s scared.

Mundane Terry: Wh-what?

Super Shlorpian Korvo: I want to live. Please Terry…

Super Shlorpian Korvo starts crying as Mundane Terry releases his hold to look at his hands.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Please Terry! Come back to me! cries I want my husband back…

Mundane Terry snaps out of it, his old personality restored. Mundane Terry holds his husband close and comforts him

Mundane Terry: Oh Korvy… shh… it’s okay… I’m here…

Super Shlorpian Korvo gasps.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: T-Terry!

Super Shlorpian Korvo hugs Mundane Terry as Mundane Terry laughs. But then Mundane Terry gasp as looks around at the destruction.

Mundane Terry: Oh dear God! What have I done?!

Mundane Terry then looks at his hands and starts weeping as the gang comes up to him.

Shlorpian Randall: It’s okay, Terry.

Shlorpian Sonya: Oh Terry…

Mundane Terry breaks down in tears.

Mundane Terry: I…I didn’t…mean to! I…I’m so sorry…

Mundane Terry continues crying as he kneels to the ground. Then, Super Shlorpian Korvo gives his husband a cool down hug as he soothes and consoles him.

Mundane Terry: K-Korvy…I am so-

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Shh… it’s okay Terry-bear… it’s okay… you’re safe… shh… I’m here my love…

Mundane Terry then notices how wider Korvo’s hips are in his Super Shlorpian form.

Mundane Terry: sniffles Wow… your hips are much wider Korvy…

Super Shlorpian Korvo blushes and giggles.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Thanks honey… but why didn’t you tell me you were a Mundane? Were you scared of losing us?

Mundane Terry: Yes. I didn’t want to think I was a…monster…

The gang gasp as Mundane Terry weeps softly.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: You’re not a monster.

Mundane Terry: Then what am I?

Super Shlorpian Korvo smiles and put his left hand on Mundane Terry’s left cheek.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: You are a husband, a father, a good friend and an amazing Pupa specialist. Despite this other side of you, you’re still the Terry we know and love on the inside.

Mundane Terry: Oh Korvy…

The two monster alien husbands then kiss while moaning as tears appears through their eyes.

Mundane Terry: Wow…

Super Shlorpian Korvo: smiling through tears Yes wow…

Shlorpian Randal starts crying hysterically.

Shlorpian Frankie: laughs Randall, get it together.

Shlorpian Randall: I can’t help it! It’s too beautiful

Then, Super Shlorpian Korvo and Mundane Terry touch as each other’s foreheads lovingly as they turn back into their normal Shlorpian selves, but they’re still naked.

Terry: That’s better…

Korvo: gasping in tears of joy as he touches Terry’s face Terry! It’s you! cries in joy

Terry: laughs I know. I’m so happy.

The husbands embrace as the kids gasp in joy.

Human Yumyulack, Human Jesse, Shlorpian Sonya and Human Pupa: Terry!

Human Lili: *babbles in joy*

The kids dogpile on Terry and Korvo.

Terry: laughs with Korvo Hey kids! Did you miss me?!

Human Jesse: Yes! I missed you so much, dad!

Terry gasp on what Human Jesse just said.

Terry: Did you just call me dad?

Human Jesse: giggles Of course I did.

Terry cries in tears of joy as he hugs Human Jesse.

Terry: Oh Jesse-Bear!

Human Jesse smiles as he hugs her dad. Then, Human Yumyulack, Shlorpian Sonya and Human Pupa joins in on hugging their dads. Human Lili babbles as she reaches out to Terry.

Human Lili: *babbles as she teaches Terry’s face*

Terry: Aw I miss you too Lili.

Korvo: I’m so happy you’re okay, Terry.

Terry: Me too. I’m sorry I turned myself into a fucking jerkass monster.

Korvo: It’s okay. I’m just glad you’re back.

Shlorpian Kevin: Us too man.

Shlorpian Cheery: Welcome back Terry.

Shlorpian Mia: We love you Terry.

Shlorpian Cherie: We still do. No matter what. Just don’t hide yourself like that again. Okay?

Terry: Okay.

The family then gets in a group hug as Terry tearfully smiles.

Korvo: Come on Terry… let’s go home.

Terry: *sniffles* Okay.

Later, Korvo and Terry are outside stargazing

Korvo: Terry?

Terry: *sniffles* Yes Korv?

Korvo: *takes Terry's hand as his eyes glow aquamarine* Fly with me, my love...

Terry: Wh-what?

Korvo: It's okay...I'm here. You can transform knowing you're safe with me.

Terry: *looks down at his hands* But what if I lose myself again?

Korvo: You won't. Please dear.

Terry takes a deep breath as his eyes glow orange.

Terry: Okay. Let’s do this.

The two husbands growl as their skin turns black, they grow bigger and muscular as they stretch their clothes and shoes apart into pieces, Korvo gains horns and wings, their voices deepens and then after finishing transforming, the two monster alien husbands roar.

Mundane Terry: S-so… how do I look Korvy?

Super Shlorpian Korvo: You never looked more sexy.

Mundane Terry smiles tearfully. Super Shlorpian Korvo holds Mundane Terry close and starts flying. Mundane Terry tearfully smiles as the two husbands embrace in a kiss as they moan lovingly. Mundane Terry looks at the view as he grows amazed.

Mundane Terry: The view is...so...beautiful.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Of course it is. Shall we land?

Mundane Terry: Okay...

Mundane Terry smiles as he and Super Shlorpian Korvo landed on top of a building where Mundane Terry smiles and looks at the stars.

Mundane Terry: The stars sure are beautiful tonight.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: I know.

Mundane Terry: *takes a deep breath* Y’know… maybe this new life is half bad. I’m sure whatever holds, we got this. Together.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: I know.

Mundane Terry: You know...you're right.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: I was?

Mundane Terry nods tearfully

Mundane Terry: *takes a deep breath* Y’know… maybe this new life is half bad. I’m sure whatever holds, we got this. Together.

Super Shlorpian Korvo smiles as tackles Mundane Terry with a kiss. The two monster alien husbands moan lovingly as they sink into the kiss. Then, Super Shlorpian Korvo picks up Mundane Terry as they fly home. The next morning, Korvo and Terry, who are back to normal are in bed naked. Terry smiles as he kisses Korvo on the lips.

Terry: Hey, baby.

Korvo: Hey Terry. *picks up Lili as she bubbles* Ready to start the day?

Terry: Hell yeah.

Jesse comes in singing like Donkey does in Shrek the Third

Jesse: Good morning! Good morning! The sun is bright and shining! Good morning! Good morning! *to Korvo* To you! *to Terry* and you! *to her siblings* And you!

Terry laughs

Terry: They grow up so fast…

AISHA: Not fast enough.

Korvo and Terry laugh as they head downstairs with the children.

THE END

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Solar Opposites: The Misadventures of The Solars Episode #5: Korvo’s Requim

The episode opens with a flashback when Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo flies to Replicant Janiz, while roaring in tears as Replicant Janiz gasp.

Replicant Janiz: K-Korvo?

Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo breathes in and out frantically as Replicant Janiz gasp and rushes over to her to comfort him.

Replicant Janiz: Sssh, ssh, you're okay.

Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo breaks down in tears because of his scared of his form.

Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo: What am I gonna do?

Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo continues crying.

Super Shlorpain Replicant Korvo: *tearfully* J-Janiz?! I’m scared!… *chocked a sob* What’s happening to me?!

Replicant Janiz: It's okay. It runs in our family.

Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo: Wh-what? What are you talking about?

Replicant Janiz’s eyes glow icy pink as her skin turns black, she grows bigger and muscular as her robe and boots rips apart into pieces, she grows boobs. Then, her horns and wings appear as she roars. Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo gasps and backs away

Super Shlropian Replicant Janiz: Hey hey hey! It’s okay! It’s me! Korvo, there’s nothing to be afraid of!

Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo: S-Sissy?

Super Shlorpian Replicant Janiz: It’s okay Korvo. It’s a family blessing. Our ancestor Koran was the first Super Shlorpian in history when he made that blessing to protect his family from bandits and protect villagers during war time.

Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo looks down in shock

Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo: Wh-what? So… I’m… I’m… CURSED?!

Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo starts snarling with rage

Super Shlorpian Replicant Janiz: Korvo! Wait! Calm down!

Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo roars and tries to attack his sister but she manages to restrain him

Super Shlorpian Replicant Janiz: Shhh… shhh… it’s okay baby brother… I’m here…

Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo: *cries* Why...why didn't you tell me?

Super Shlorpain Replicant Janiz: Our parents wanted to tell us before they passed away and couldn’t tell you. I was waiting for the right moment too.

Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo: Oh God...

Super Shlorpain Replicant Janiz: I'm so sorry, Korvo.

Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo: *sobbing* I-I’m a monster! *sobs* Janiz! Please! Do something! I accidentally hurt a Shlorpian! I think Shlorpians might came and get me! I don’t wanna die! *cries uncontrollably*

Super Shlorpain Replicant Janiz gasps

Super Shlorpian Replicant Janiz: *hugs Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo* It’s gonna be okay! We can create some kind of medicine to help you! It can help prevent you from transforming! We won’t let anyone about this! It’s gonna be okay!

Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo continues crying as Super Shlorpian Replicant Janiz continues to comfort him. We then skip to the present. Korvo is feeding Lili with her baby bottle as he chuckles.

Korvo: That's a good girl.

Lili: *babbles*

Korvo: *laughs* Okay. You done?

Korvo pats Lili as she burps. Lili giggles as Korvo tickles her chin. Terry shows up holding something behind his back.

Terry: *sing-songy* Oh Korvy!

Korvo: Hey, Terry. What's that behind your back?

Terry reveals he was holding a necklace with a gemstone that looks like the one on Korvo's robe

Korvo: *gasp in joy* Oh Terry! That looks lovely. *puts the necklace* Oh, you shouldn’t have. Thanks you Terry-bear. *kisses Terry in the lips as they moan lovingly*

Lili: *babbles and giggles*

Terry: That’s right Lili. Your daddy looks very pretty with that necklace.

Korvo blushes

Korvo: *playfully* Oh stop you. *kisses Terry on the cheek*

Terry chuckles seductively

Terry: *seductively* Man, I tell you what the necklace matches your wonderful shimmering crystal robe.

Korvo giggles

Korvo: *chuckles seductively* Not as much as I want your handsome body right now.

Korvo puts Lily on the couch and puts on Cocomelon

Terry: Then come and get me, you beautiful shimmering stud!

Korvo: Have fun watching Cocomelon sweetie.

Korvo picks Terry up and carries him to the bedroom. Then, they close the door and takes off their clothes as they began to sex away.

Korvo: Oh! Oh yes! You like that?! *eyes glow aquamarine* YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?

Terry: Oh yes! Transform you beautiful handsome buffy hunk!

Korvo moans as his skin turns black and he grows bigger and muscular

Korvo: *moans in pleasure* Oh yes! *voice deepens as his horns and wings appear* Feel me you handsome green stud!

Super Shlorpian Korvo starts thrusting faster as Terry gasps

Terry: *moans in ecstasy* Yes! Keep growling that gets me so hot!

The two husbands cum as they cry out in ecstasy. As they pant, Terry plays with one of Korvo's wings

Terry: Mmm… very nice wings. Can you flap them, hot stuff?

Super Shlorpian Korvo rolls his eyes but smiles

Super Shlorpian Korvo: *bites his lips* Sure can, Terry-bear.

Super Shlorpian Korvo flaps his wings while moaning. Pupa hears Super Shlorpian Korvo and screams as he runs downstairs to his four siblings.

Yumyulack and Jesse: Pupa!

Replicant Sonya: What’s wrong?!

Pupa: MONSTER!

The four siblings gasp as Lili babbles and hugs Pupa.

Shlorpians: *barging in here* Monster?!

Pupa:*nods* UPSTAIRS!

The Shlorpians gasp in horror.

Shlorpian Cheery: Oh shit!

The Shlorpians rush upstairs and are shocked to see Super Shlorpian Korvo and Terry making out

Shlorpian Cooke: What the?!

Super Shlorpian Korvo turns around and gasps

Kids and Shlorpians: KORVO?!

Randall faints

Janiz: *comes in and gasp* Nobody panic! It’s okay! It’s a family thing! *turns into her Super Shlorpian form and roars* See?

Shlorpian Janice screams and faints. Terry sighs.

Terry: It’s okay guys. It runs in Korvo’s family. He can control it. He was waiting to tell you guys until the right time.

Jesse: Holy shit.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: It’s true. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you all before. I was scared of you seeing me as a monster. And I panicked. And I was waiting to tell you all until it’s the right time. Especially to the kids.

Yumyulack starts crying

Yumyulack: *tearfully* Oh god...does that mean I'M gonna become one of you two one day?

Super Shlorpian Korvo: *takes a deep breath* Yes Yumyulack, you’re 13 years old now, which the right age of when a Replicant becomes half Super Shlorpian.

Yumyulack gets down on his knees and sobs hysterically. Super Shlorpian Korvo gasp and pulls his son close as he comforts and consoles his son

Super Shlorpian Korvo: I'm so sorry I didn't tell you before...

Yumyulack: *crying* Dad… I’m scared…

Super Shlorpian Korvo: *gasps* Did...did you just call me...dad?

Yumyulack breaks down in tears of desperate.

Yumyulack: *cries* Yes… *cries into Super Shlorpian Korvo’s chest*

Super Shlorpian Korvo smiles

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Shh… it’s okay my little sprout… Daddy’s here…

Yumyulack wipes away his tears

Yumyulack: *gasp upon hearing what Korvo said* Little sprout? You haven’t call me that in years.

Super Shlorpian Korvo chuckles

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Yeah. I used to call you that when you were a baby. I decided to not call you that again because you didn’t want to be embarrassed.

Yumyulack then laughs and embraces his father

Yumyulack: I kinda did that like that cute baby nickname.

Terry joins the hug

Terry: Aw haw.

Jesse and Sonya: Don’t forget about me!

The girls koi in the hug, so does Pupa and Lili and Janiz. Lili suddenly stands up and tries to walk.

All: *GASP*

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Lili’s first steps…

Lili suddenly falls on her faces and starts crying. Terry picks her up.

Terry: Oh no… Lili… *comforts and soothes Lili* Shh…. Oh baby.. it’s okay… shh…

Suddenly, the traumatic orange flashback visions plays again which shows Baby Jesse crying in the arms of a black monster Shlorpian as Terry starts breathing in and out. Super Shlorpian Korvo gasps.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: *grabs Lili from Terry* T-Terry?

Terry sits down and curls into a ball

Terry: *breathing in and out in tears as the flashback visions keep flashing to Shlorpians looking disappointed, a Shlorpian screaming “FREAK!” and Baby Jesse squealing in joy and walking*

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Terry?!

Terry: *snapping out of it in tears* NNNNOOOOOOOOO! *breathing in and out while standing up putting his hands on his knees frantically* No…

Shlorpian Phoebe gasps

Shlorpian Phoebe: Terry? Sweetie? Are you okay?!

Terry: NO! GO AWAY! ALL OF YOU! *cries* LEAVE ME ALONE!

Shlorpians and Kids: Aaaaaww…. *walks out of the room disappointed*

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Terry? I-

Terry gets on his knees and cries in anguish.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Oh Terry…

Terry: GO THE FUCK AWAY! *sobs* Please...

Despite being startled by this, Super Shlorpian Korvo understands and sighs sadly while holding Lili. Lili babble in confusion.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: *sighs* Come on, Lili. Let’s give daddy some alone time…

Super Shlorpian Korvo leaves with Lili as “Pompeii” by Bastille plays:

Terry: *sighs*

The song continues to play in the background as Super Shlorpian Korvo sighs and looks down at the city and smiles.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: This...is who I am.

Super Shlorpain Korvo smiles as he looks at his reflection in tears of joy. He then tries to fly as he flaps his wings ever since he was a Replicant and grins in joy.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: *laughs* Neat!

Super Shlorpian Korvo the flies around the city as he looks at the ocean of his reflection and laughs in tears of joy as he finally accepts his Super Shlorpian form.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: THIS IS AMAZING! I NEVER FELT SO ALIVE IN THIS OTHER SIDE OF MINE! *laughs tearfully* Oh, better land somewhere.

Super Shlorpian Korvo lands then hides behind the wall as he turns back into his normal Shlorpain self and then in his human form as he ties up his hair. Human Korvo sighs

Human Korvo: I think I can get use to this.

Human Korvo walks. Then, the scene cuts back to the house where the Shlorpians and kids are watching TV.

Shlorpian Trevor: Uh Cooke, what is this show?

Shlorpian Cooke: It’s called catching with WWE! He sneaks up and scares the Undertaker while they’re doing business or weight lifting.

Yumyulack: To be honest, I kinda like it.

Suddenly, a human size tooth pick crashes into the house as the gang screams.

Yumyulack: What the hell?!

The gang heads outside, only to gasp in horror upon seeing….. the Wallians?! Who are now Shlorpians while half of them aren’t but still have colorful Shlorpian skin bodies shouting at them.

Wallian #1: Stand down, Yumyulack!

Human Yumyulack: *gasp and gulps* Uh… who is this Yumyulack?! I’m Baxter Cool?!

Wallian #2: Don’t play dumb. We saw you transformed into a human out the window!

Human Yumyulack sighs

Human Yumyulack: Yeah, I totally fucked us, guys.

Human Jesse: Oh shit, Wall People!

Shlorpian Cooke: Wall People?!

Shlorpain Phoebe: God damn it Yumyulack! We told you a thousand times not to shrink people and put them in your wall. But did you listen? No you did not!

Replicant Stacy G: Nice going Yumyulack! You fucked us all to home. Your sisters, nanny and I keep telling to stop shrinking people! Now look what you have done!

Human Jesse: Yeah, I told a thousand time to stop shrining people!

Human Yumyulack: I...*starts to tear up* I...

Strawberry: *the background Wallian from the show wearing the strawberry hat and long blond hair* Grab them!

Shlorpian Phoebe: No! Wait! We-

But it was too late! The Wallians tied up the kids and the Shlorpians as they exclaimed in shock, horror and confusion as they took them away. Unknown to them, a familiar teenage transgirl with orchid Replicant skin *Monica Miller* is watching from behind. The scene then cuts to Human Korvo coming home. Human Korvo sighs as he removes his hair tie.

Human Korvo: What a day. I wonder how Terry is doing…

Korvo then turns back into his Shlorpian form and heads upstairs.

Korvo: Terry?

Korvo opens the door

Korvo: Are you still here?

Korvo then gasp upon seeing the room a mess again and Terry on the floor crying.

Korvo: Oh Terry...

Terry: *sniffles; voice breaking* Go away…

Korvo: Terry-

Terry: *sobbing uncontrollably* JUST GO! *Korvo sighs as he pulls him close*

Korvo: Sssh...it's okay...I'm here...

Terry: *sobs uncontrollably* I’m sorry I blew up at you guys… I just keep seeing horrifying visions back on Shlorp and I don’t know what that means…

Korvo: It's okay. I can help you. *seductively* In more ways than one.

Terry: Oh… what do you mean by that?

Korvo removes his clothes and tackles Terry with a kiss

Terry: Oh Korvo! *moans lovingly as he removes his clothes*

Then, Janiz bust in here.

Janiz: GUYS! THE KIDS AND OUR FRIENDS HAVE BEEN TAKEN!

Korvo and Terry: WHAT?!

Janiz shows the two alien husbands the human size toothpick as they gasp in horror. The scene then cuts to the Shlorpians and kids getting taken to a building that looks like the wall.

Shlorpian Randall: *breathing in and out* We’re gonna die. We’re gonna die! We’re gonna die! We’re gonna die! We’re gonna die-

Shlorpian Frankie: Oh shut up!

Shlorpian Cooke: Easy, honey.

Shlorpian Frankie: I’m sorry. I’m just freaking out because a bunch of people one of our students shrunk are gonna fuck us!

Shlorpian Perez: Aw man, I think we’re heading inside.

The gang heads inside the Wall as they grow shock by the entrance. Then, they see Mia, now with blue-green Shlorpian skin waiting to greet them.

Mia: Hello, welcome to the new and improved Wall!

The Shlorpians and kids froze in shock and confusion in what Mia just said.

Mia: *greets in Spanish*

Shlorpian Kevin: Uh, we speak English.

Mia: Oh, pardon me. *laughs*

Shlorpian Cheery: It’s okay. We like your language learning. It’s amazing you know so many languages.

Mia: Aw, thank you!

Shlorpian Frankie: *notices something* Uh, is Perez okay?

Shlorpian Perez is blushing at Mia

Mia: Here. *hands them a giant cup of lemonade to Shlorpian Cooke* Oh goody, you must be excited. Fresh lemonade?

Shlorpian Cooke: What is going on here?

Mia: Shh… it’s okay. I know it seems overwhelming. But you all have nothing to be afraid of. It all started when an alien boy shrink us down in a terrarium he keeps hidden in his bedroom wall.

Human Yumyulack looks guilty

Shlorpian Jamie: What the fuck-

Mia: Our world may have been peaceful full of food, clothes and love. But we also gain false heroes and cruel dictators. There were also giant murderous pests, backstabbers and murders in the wall. There were also false heroes such as Tim, who led a war before he backstab the real hero, Cherie. The chef from Benihana. Tim later died from lead poisoning from a 1983 Burger King Star Wars glass.

Shlorpian Darcy: Ew. That sounded gross drinking out of something old.

Mia laughs

Mia: Thanks. We also wanna thank our leader Nova for destroying the chains of corruption from Sister Sisto! A false prophet!

Human Lili: *starts crying*

Human Jesse holds Human Lili close

Human Jesse: Aw don’t cry Lili. Your big brothers and sisters are here.

Mia: Now come Montez and Cherie would love to see you guys. We don’t know where Nova is but we hope she is okay.

Back with Korvo, Terry, and Janiz

Korvo: YUMYULACK?! JESSE?! SONYA?!

Terry: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?!

Janiz: Oh I hope they’re okay. *Korvo’s eyes starts glowing aquamarine*

Korvo growls

Terry: Korvy? Are you okay- *Korvo snarls at him as his skin turns black and he grows bigger and muscular*

Korvo: HOW DARE THEY TAKE AWAY MY CHILDREN?!

Korvo gains his horns and wings as he fully becomes his Super Shlropian self and roars and flies off to the Wall.

Terry: Oh shit! That's not good!

Janiz: Korvo! No! *runs after him with Terry*

Back at the well, the kids are sleeping

Shlropian Frankie: Aw there’s so cute when they sleep. *suddenly hears screaming* What’s wrong?!

Charlie: *a Wallian turned into an orange Shlorpian* Giant Pests are back!

Shlorpians: PEST?!

Shlorpian Perez: What Pest?!

The gang gasp and then sees Super Shlorpian Korvo as they gasp.

Shlorpian Randall: Korvo?!

Super Shlorpian Korvo roars but then gets tied up by restraints as he snarls and loses control of himself.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: ROAR!

Human Jesse: STOP! That's our dad!

Super Shlorpian Korvo snarls.

Replicant Sonya: DADDY!

Human Yumyulack: Wait! Don’t! That’s our dad!

Human Lili: *crying as she reaches out to Korvo*

Super Shlorpian Korvo sees his kids and gasps

Super Shlorpian Korvo: K-Kids? *gets pulled away by the Wallians who took him away*

Human Lili cries as Human Yumyulack holds her close

Shlorpian Kevin’s Wife: Oh no! We have to go after him! Come on!

The Shlorpians race to save their friend and then gasp. They then sees Super Shlorpian Korvo getting muzzled by the Wallians. Then suddenly, Montez, now a turquoise Shlorpian and Cherie, now a cherry red Shlorpian with Pezlie, now a tickle me pink sproutling approaches the Wallians.

Shlorpian Cherie: What's going on here?

Shlorpian Wallian #1: This monster came and try to attack us. *pulls Super Shlorpian Korvo who shrieks*

Shlorpian Montez: Wait. What?!

Shlorpian Cherie: Leave us with him.

Super Shlorpian Korvo however and tries to escape, which shock Monica, now a Replicant coming in with a offscreen familiar face.

Human Yumyulack: Wait! Stop don’t do this! This is all my fault! I am so sorry! I’m sorry I shrunk you all! I was just tired of everyone being jerks! I took out my anger by shrinking you guys and it wasn’t right! I am so sorry for being sick and ruined your lives! My dad doesn’t deserve this! Take me, not him! Oh and *to Shlropian Cherie* I am sorry for shrinking you for giving me shrimp because I think I was allergic. But please, let my dad go.

Shlorpian Cherie smiles. Shlorpian Montez even grow amazed and nods a yes, only for some of the Wallians to refuse.

Shlorpian Wallian #2: Oi! Let’s tie up both of ‘em!

Human Yumyulack: WHAT?!

The Wallians *except for Montez, Cherie, Mia and Sherbet* starts yelling in anger and ties up Human Yumyulack which causes him to fall on sharp glass and screams in pain as his legs starts bleeding and begins crying. Super Shlorpian Korvo gasps.

Human Yumyulack: *sobbing uncontrollably*

Shlorpian Cherie: NO! STOP!

Shlorpain Montez: What are you doing?! He’s just a kid! He’s changed!

Wallian #3: But he's-

Super Shlorpian Korvo then snaps upon seeing his son hurt and roars as he tears apart the restraints. Super Shlorpian Korvo then attacks the Wallians, but luckily no one was killed. The Shlorpians gasp in horror upon seeing their friend losing control. Then suddenly…

???: STOP!

Terry and Janiz came just in time, only to turn to see the person who said “STOP!”. Super Shlorpian Korvo snarls as his visions causes him to see an unknown but familiar woman wearing a Bowinian outfit.

???: Hey. It’s okay! *Super Shlorpian Korvo roars* You’re okay!

The vision clears up and Super Shlorpian Korvo’s face softens upon seeing… Nova with pink Shlorpian skin?!

Nova: *soothing Super Shlorpian Korvo’s face* You’re okay…

Super Shlorpian Korvo started crying as Nova continues to soothe him. Human Yumyulack struggles to get up.

Human Yumyulack: *cries out in pain because of the wound in his leg*

Shlorpian Nova: *offscreen* Oh my! Are you all right?

Human Yumyulack turns sees that Nova has turned into a Shlorpian now.

Shlorpian Nova: It’s okay. Let me help you.

Shlorpian Nova pulls the glass out while Human Yumyulack continues weeping in pain as Nova wraps a bandage around his leg.

Shlorpian Nova: There. All over now. Wanna see your daddy?

Human Yumyulack: *sniffles* Uh huh…

Shlorpian Nova helps Human Yumyulack up and takes him to Super Shlorpian Korvo

Shlropian Nova: Okay… here is your son sir…

Human Yumyulack runs into his dad's arms while sobbing

Wallians: *gasp in remorse*

Shlorpian Wallian #4: Oh no… what have we done? They’re a family… like us.

Shlorpian Wallian #5: We gotta free him.

The Wallians free Super Shlorpian Korvo as he continues to hug Human Yumyulack, who is still sobbing uncontrollably.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Sssh, it's okay my little sprout...

Human Yumyulack: *sobbing* Dad… I am so sorry…

Terry and Janiz arrive

Terry: Korvy! *kisses Super Shlorpian Korvo on the forehead*

Super Shlorpian Korvo picks up Terry and flies into the air while twirling Terry around. The two alien husbands embrace in a kiss as they smile warmly and moans lovingly. The Shlorpians gasp in joy and embrace their friends while the kids run up to their dads in tears and embrace them.

Wallians: Aw...

Human Jesse: *crying* Oh we miss you guys so much. *cries into Terry’s chest*

Terry smiles

Terry: Shh… *hugs Human Jesse and Sonya* It’s okay… your dads are here…

Human Lili: *babbles as she tries to walk towards Super Shlorpian Korvo but falls on her face again and cries*

Super Shlorpian skorvo gasp and picks Human Lili up to soothe her.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: *cradles Human Lili* Oh Lili… shh… it’s the okay… daddy’s here..

Super Shlorpian Korvo kisses Lili on the forehead

Human Lili: *calms down and babbles then falls asleep as she makes cute snoring sounds*

Super Shlorpian Korvo: *smiles but then notices the Wallians* Holy shit. The Wall People?!

Human Yumyulack and Human Jesse: Wait?! You knew?!

A flashback shows Korvo and Terry overheating the kids talking about why Yumyulack shrunk Cherie.

The flashback ends as the Shlorpians look at at Shlorpian Montez, Cherie, Pezlie, Mia and Nova.

Shlorpian Cherie: Wait. *to Super Shlorpian Korvo* So if you knew, then why didn't you stop them?

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Don’t know.

Shlorpian Cherie: *sigh* Well don’t worry. I am allowing to let bygones be bygones.

Shlorpian Nova: Me too.

Shlorpian Montez: Me three.

Mia: Count me in as well.

Terry smiles

Terry: Very well. *to the Shlorpian Wallians* Don’t worry, we’ll leave right away.

Later at the Solars' house, Korvo, back in his Shlorpian form, is watching Peppa Pig with Lili on his lap

Korvo: How you feeling Lili? Happy to see daddy home?

Lili: *coos*

Korvo chuckles as he tickles Lili’s chin.

Korvo: I’m glad you are happy.

Terry joins Korvo on the couch

Terry: Hey honey. *kisses Korvo on the lips*

Korvo giggles

Korvo: So glad things are back to normal.

Terry: Me too.

The two alien husbands kiss while moaning as Lili coos.

Korvo: Should we head to the bedroom, my lovely green man?

Terry: Yeah. I would love to. *picks up Lili*

In the bedroom, Terry puts Lili in her crib as she falls asleep and snores cutely

Terry: Sleep well, baby bears. *kisses Lili on the forehead*

Korvo smirks and pins Terry to the bed as his eyes turn aquamarine

Korvo: *growing bigger and muscular as his skin turns black and his horns and wings appear* Ready for some fun Terry??

Terry: Oh hell yeah!

The husbands sex away and moan offscreen. The scene then cuts to Korvo, back to his Shlorpian normal self, as Terry looks at the ceiling and sighs.

Terry: This new life might just be worth it...

But then, Terry keeps receiving orange flashback visions as he breathes in and out quietly without waking anyone up.

Terry: *whimpering as he cries into his pillow*

Korvo wakes up and gasps. Korvo then rubs Terry’s forehead softly as he smiles. He then kiss Terry on the forehead as the two alien husbands head back to sleep. But, Terry opens his eyes and tearfully stares at the window as tears fall down from his eyes. The next morning, Terry is sitting sadly by himself

Terry: *sighs sadly*

Korvo: *offscreen* Terry? You okay?

Terry: *sheepishly smiling* Yeah. I’m okay.

Korvo: *offscreen* Okay, let me know if you need anything love you. *blows Terry an offscreen kiss*

Terry catches the kiss and puts it in his mouth as Korvo laughs. Korvo then leaves. Terry sighs.

Terry: *seeing flashback visions again and groans* Why does this keep happening?

Suddenly, a flashback of Terry meeting Korvo appears

Terry: Um… hi.

Korvo: Oh, hey! Uh...I am so sorry about the mess and the-

Terry and Korvo then stop and look at each other as they felt a spark. Terry then sees Korvo’s skin shimmering as he blushes as Korvo prepares to leave.

Terry: You look shimmering.

Korvo: Thanks. *blushing* Well see ya.

The flashback ends as Terry sighs lovingly

Terry: *to himself* I’ll never forget the day I first saw you Korvy… it was the best day of my life…

Terry looks at the window but then looks down sadly.

Terry: *sighs* What am I gonna do?

The camera then pans forwards on Terry’s left hand as it shows fingertips slowly turning black as the screen cuts to black.

THE END?!

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